Made a tinder tonight. Have some matches. This is a shitpost. What do I tell them?
Rules:
>nothing that will get me in trouble with the law (threats)
>nothing obviously racist, that will get me in trouble with the media (calling someone a nigger)
>nothing that will haunt me for the rest of my life
>>71383566
vote bernie
u must be cute anon.
>tfw asian
Also, check this girl out. Haven't matched with her, but holy shit
>her twitter name is KEK ENABLER
I would literally marry her
>>71383566
How good looking are you?
You should red pill them
Sam looks high test
>>71383566
Why don't look for a good girl instead?
>>71383566
be creative faggot.
>>71383716
or a good girl for those with yellow fever
>>71383716
>my horse
into the trash that equinefucker goes
>>71383716
But is she a virgin?
>>71383566
Say you are a socialist of the national kind.
>>71383566
Ask them what their feelings on jews are
>>71383716
>>71383787
good girl: European version
try some of these.
>>71383641
I know how to take photos that imply status and dominance.
So here's how it'll go: posts ending in 0 or dubs, give the name of the girl and the message you want me to send.
>>71383681
heck yes
>>71383716
CATFISH
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>>71383941
SLAM that shit boiiii
Tell them hitler was right, post results.
>>71383716
>>71383787
>Houston, TX
>>71384018
wait fuck nah i just saw her face ew ew go for Je(w)ss
>>71383787
gonna post some of their descriptions btw
>>71383566
>this is a shitposting
>I won't do anything remotely offensive or interesting
OP is a faggot.
>>71383941
Ask Shannon if she's ever been BLACKED (you must use all caps). Regardless of her answer, ask her how much money it would take for you to be able to watch her get BLACKED (again you must use all caps) by 3 men while you watch and masturbate
>>71384125
tell her you will put your pipe the fuck down her asshole
and then HEY NOW her
>>71383566
Sam look like a qt, unless "s"he is hiding her man face.
WAIT FUCK I DID MATCH WITH HER LOL
WHAT DO I DO
HOW DO I STEAL HER FROM HER BF
>>71384314
>>71383941
look at that elongated camelface
>>71384125
what a fucking loser.
Starts with a meme.
Then the classic "i'm not a slut card"
then compliments herself and lists trash anime.
then memes some more
then states (autisticly) that she like medium designed for consumption and rounds it out with
'go away assholes'.
>>71384205
Rerolling for this
>>71384337
her name is cuckenabler brah she is gonna stay wiht him for the cuckbux, you can be a bull tho
>>71384337
I don't know how it is in your country, but here the most important thing is to get their number. Everyone is flaky af on tinder so make some small talk, be charming and ask for their number. This may be different there but here it's really important
>>71384125
>samurai champloo
Absolute garbage tier tribune of the plebs level taste
>>71384337
just saw the bitches instagram, posts endless cat pics every fucking day and barely gets any likes. into the trash
>>71384337
if she's got a tinder then she's not happy with him. it will be easy. just bantz it up
>>71383941
Jesus no wonder she's hiding her face
>>71384337
>She will see this thread
>>71383566
We must secure a future and existence for white children
You know what to do
>>71384205
Rerolling a third and final time for this
>>71384337
Ask if she need a bull, do it faggot
>>71384205
just do it
First girl: "do a barrel roll"
>>71383566
OP talks to a girl
Hurr durr I better tell /pol/
Fuck you OP this is why people think this board is autists
>>71384205
I think this would qualify as "haunt me for the rest of my life", senpai
By the way, first person who can tell me who is in the bottom left picture here can bypass dubs requirement
>>71384919
look like a rare ass pepe
>>>/b/
I think you're looking for this.
new jersey? where all the guidettes at?
>>71383566
what is the general style of your photos?
you should casually put "i'm a serial killer" in your bio
>>71384919
Looks like Milo. Talk to her normally and get her number. You can do /pol/ jokes after you fuck her, don't be a retard.
>>71384125
"BAZINGA"
>>71384919
>Rutger colege
Aside from that, you're a fellow NJ fag, assuming she meant university?
>>71383941
I- is that a fucking mustache?
>>71384919
omg I know her. Almost had a thing with her. Shes really fun to hang with btw, you should go chill with her.
btw do you go Rutger OP?
>>71383787
>don't want kids
Into the trash she goes.
>>71384632
It's me
>>71385059
good eye :^)
>>71385199
I withdrew last semester
>>71383716
Did you guys fake her? Its like she was developed in a lab to stop degeneracy in its tracks.
>>71383839
That eye color made my heart skip a beat! I always crush on deep colored eyes.
>>71384125
Tell her you're a big guy for her.
>>71383566
But what does this have to do with politics?
>>71384919
wtf post some messages or gtfo faggot
>>71385335
How come, if you dont mind me asking?
Also, you in the rutgers Milo group? That shits funny af
>>71383716
perfect *.*
>>71383787
it's ok but she's asian and don't want kids
>>71383839
perfect
>>71383566
BUILD THAT WALL #Trump2016
>>71383566
>nothing obviously racist, that will get me in trouble with the media (calling someone a nigger)
>nothing that will haunt me for the rest of my life
don't tell me you used your real name
>>71383566
Ask Jenn how she feels about feminism and tell her you're MRA. She looks like the type to go apeshit
>mfw I'm so ugly that I've had tender for a month now and only had four matches with actual humans.
I live in the fourth largest city in America and have been using an auto swiper.
pls kill me.
>>71383716
>horse
guarantee you she has fucked it
>>71384564
Back the fuck up amerifat, it may be entry level, but some things are mainstream because they are good.
>>71385489
Mhm. there's a high probability we'd recognize each other tbqh
>>71385678
>>71385847
>even entertaining that fuckin piggie
why
>>71385847
>Doing this instead of my hilarious idea
This thread is gay as hell. You probly played truth or dare but never actually did any of the cool dares as a kid.
>>71386018
yeah fuck op
>>71385847
Now ask her if she'd mind letting you feel her femichasm
>>71385835
>texas calling other people amerifat
>>71384337
Invite her to maccas and skull a box of goon. Works here.
You cuck
>>71385261
Pics or gtfo
>>71384337
"Are you a koala?"
Then, no matter what her response is:
"Well, you've got all of the koalafications."
>>71383716
>Less thrifty
NOPE
>>71383654
Cuckenabler twitter. Nice.
>>71383941
what types of photos did you take OP?
>>71387470
first one is me and my sister. She is pretty (even though she is my sibling there's still a psychological effect when a guy has photos with attractive individuals), and small which emphasizes my height. I'm wearing a white oxford shirt that fits my body well. The actual photo is aesthetically-pleasing, and we're at a high-end restaurant. second one is a selfie at a good angle (simply emphasize your attractive traits, minimize your unattractive ones), third one is me wearing a MAGA hat with my dog, then there's a joke one where I have mustache and then there's one where I'm posing with two ancient greek drawings from the MET (art museum) because they look like me.
Essentially, girls have only a few photos to judge you on. Are all of your photos selfies? You're too anti-social. Is it you and your bros only? You're too social. Is the photo shitty? You don't put effort into stuff. Do you look like shit? Well, this is their only perception of you, so you *are* shit.
I mean, I'm sure there are guys out there who are so attractive that this doesn't matter, but I'm not one of them. Make sure you have a photo where you're dressed well, a photo where you're joking around, a photo where you're with a friend, and make sure they're good quality.
>>71388121
breddy gud set, have bump
>>71383654
How's Jersey been?
BUMP COME ON OP DO SOMETHIGN COOL
>>71388121
Show kek enabler your dick
>>71384564
>he said, while Naruto and Edge Note are on the list
What a cuck enabler.
Stop being a faggot. Send some of the funny shit, since you're probably never going to message or meet most log those girls anyways. Let's get some bantz going
>>71383566
>Rules:
>>nothing that will get me in trouble with the law (threats)
>>nothing obviously racist, that will get me in trouble with the media (calling someone a nigger)
>>nothing that will haunt me for the rest of my life
Plebbit is down the hall, to the left, nigger faggit
>>71385713
>mfw just fired up tinder now and all I get are black sorority chicks and this girl >>71384919
>>71383566
So is pol r9k now or what?
>>71383902
98' civic, fuuuuck I knew I should have gotten an older shittier model than my 2005 civic i currently have that car is a fucking pussy magnet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9Uu2T0q0E
>>71387054
My nigga. Bitch doesn't know money.
