What is the most bat-fucking-shit insane theory you've ever seen on /pol/? Chemtrails? Moon landing hoax? Fluoride? 9/11 inside job?
How vehement are its defenders?
The years between 614 and 911 AD never happened.
>>71376580
Monarchisim
>>71376580
>What is the most bat-fucking-shit insane theory you've ever seen on /pol/?
The idea that the holocaust, one of the most documented events in human history, is all an elaborate conspiracy.
One of my favorites is that smoking cigarettes is actually not bad for you. Some claim that it does no harm, others are actually audacious enough to say that it's good for you.
Granted, some of them were leaf posters, so they may have just been pretending to be retarded. A lot of them aren't though.
>>71376580
>space isn't real.
>what do you mean space isn't real?
>god's just testing our faith.
>what do you mean?
>space isn't real.
>are you serious?
>yeah.
how some dumb bitch could look up at the night's sky and think "space doesn't exist", is beyond my comprehension.
>>71376580
How did she get those panties on?
>>71376635
I got curious, so I looked this up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis
Fucking retarded.
>>71376580
ITT: we reinforce our false sense of security by shouting "it's stupid" at things that are palpably true, but also unpleasant.
Traps aren't gay
>>71376787
The holohoax is a conspiracy though, you brain dead mutant.
>>71376580
flat earthers and anti-vaxxers
ITT: /pol/ proves they are normies
>>71376864
Tier 6, motherfucker! Aiming higher, as all should, but afraid of the consequences.
muslims did 9/11
>>71377127
Jaded outcast reporting in
>>71377141
You flew all the way to Macao to fuck little boys, and you're here shitposting?
>>71376635
>>71377022
I had a hearty chuckle
>>71377269
How are you enjoying those Frankenstein radio controls?
>>71377290
are you behind that nonsense?
>>71376787
I can understand that some aspects of the holocaust as we know it were intentionally falsified or over-exaggerated, such as statistics and certain events. But to deny it altogether, or to claim that all of it was a conspiracy, is just ridiculous.
>>71376580
the Fluroide conspiracy isnt bat shit. Its literally toxic waste.
>>71377205
Hardcore here laughing at how bluepilled you are
>>71377349
I don't enjoy things, ever.
>>71377127
>be me
>haven't heard of anything below level 2
Wew lads I am safe
>>71377083
Additionally - "It's not gay to fuck a trap"
>>71376787
What aspect of the evidence produced against it is elaborate? Sounds to me you just haven't read the reports and fathomed the logistics of such an operation.
Christianity is good for the world.
>>71377425
Good. It's the best way to disobey the demiurge.
>>71377447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CAwi-Y--fQ
You're sleepwalking.
>>71377377
I wasn't, but now that I know it's a thing, expect great things on /his/
>>71376580
>bat-fucking-shit insane theory you've ever seen on /pol/?
That of evolution. When you hear le flat earth pill, or muh 9/11, you know there's either a memester or a genuine quack advocating it. Theory of evolution is getting praised like it's an axiom when it's far from it.
Flat earth without a doubt is the single most stupid conspiracy theory ever
>>71376580
The Pope owning the US is pretty kooky
That blacks were monarchs of some sort.
>>71376580
That Holocaust survivors actually exist.
>>71377622
hollow earth is even worse
>>71377782
>>71376663
Democracy
>>71376580
>tfw this picture got you hard
jfmsu
>>71377382
ACTUALLY, now that I think of it. What reason is there for me to believe Russias number of 1.5 million? There's too much noise in this world, nobody fucking cares about history around me, or else they would know Hitler did everything to stop the banks not because he HATED DA JOOZ.
>>71377850
Hollow Earth?
>>71377622
>>71377850
I'm surprised somebody hasn't combined both.
>>71377399
dont bother
>>71377861
We wuz astronauts and shieet
>>71377544
Ohhh man, Its been years since i heard this. Thanks for reposting!
>>71376837
Since when is Monarchism about believing the under class is a different species? What the fuck?
>>71377622
Can you show me an unedited picture of Earth from a satellite?
protip: you can't
>>71378064
no probs. This one's better though, imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwCGi2F24io
>>71377969
I can't possibly picture that
I think Elisa Lam was playing the elevator game and something went wrong, and instead of calming down and quitting the game the correct way she panicked and did something stupid
>>71377861
she looka like a asian
>>71378252
WUZ
>>71378226
What's the elevator game?
It seems more likely that she was murdered by staff (or died in front of them), and they got scared and hid her.
>>71376580
>>71376580
The Holocaust being real
I am extremely disappointed that this wasn't the first reply
>>71378315
KANGZ
>>71378315
>>71377544
This sounds like the average /pol/ user
>>71376580
>Miley Cyrus was replaced with a doppelganger by the Zionists because she was going to expose them
>>71377127
THERE IS NO PEPE SILVIA
2008 was the year everything went to shit. It was the same year that Cern was fired up for the first time. Time past 2008 seems so unreal, SJWs want you to take them seriously and people in general are becoming more radical. Now what seems like our only hope is coming from a celebrity billionaire with a comb-over. If you told me back in 07 that sjws will be useful idiots for globalists who want to destroy America and our only savior is Donald trump, I would have laughed. What the hell is going on with our world guys?
>>71376580
i despise flat earthers
Multiculturalism works.
Communism has never been tried.
Niggers aren't inherently stupid.
Global warming is real and it's all our fault.
Refugees flooding Europe isn't genocide.
Jews don't run the mainstream media, nor do they control governments/corporations with their shekel shuffling.
Black lives matter.
That's just off the top of my head.
>>71378361
WE WUZ GIANTS
>>71376580
Holohoax probably
>>71376580
WE WUZ KANGS
Mandela effect but I kinda believe
Sandy Hoax
>>71378434
The world is collapsing. Get ready. It only gets more insane form here on out.
>>71376580
THE CHINESE DID 9/11.
>>71378434
>celebrity
>savior
Fuck, if you had a leaf that would complete the shitpost.
>>71376580
>Chemtrails
>Fluoride
>9/11 inside job
>insane
>>71376580
the one where fatty chasers claim fat sloths/landwhales have HIGH TEST, MUH HIGH TEST to justify their obesity chasing ways
newsflash: they are fat cause they wont put down the fucking fork, admit that you like morbidly obese woman like the Americans you are
>>71378604
On a side note, what do the Rothschilds do with their money?
>>71378434
We're hurtling toward WW3 or at least mass nationalistic revolutions worldwide.
The globalist elite are robbing the masses and using bankrolled media and politicians to enforce this inequality. People are waking up.
>>71376580
It's a tossup between the flat earth people and the Berenstain Bears/alternate universe theory, but the flat earthers take it because they're not being deliberately stupid for the sake of lulz.
>>71378886
>>71376580
Dark Souls 2 was the best Dark Souls.
The supporters of this theory are very vehement, unfortunately.
>we can create convincing simulations
>in the future, technology will be more realistic and more capable than ours
>we will very likely be able to create simulations that are indistinguishable from the real thing
>we will recreate the past in these simulations
>these simulations will "outnumber" the real world
>there is one real world, but there could be many, many simulations
>it is therefore, far more likely that you live in a simulation of the past than the real world
For added lulz.
>if the simulation was made by a christian, the Christian God will be part of it.
>if the simulation was made by a muslim, allah will reign supreme
enjoy!
>>71378434
No, the exact date everything started getting overtly weird was on September 11th, 2001.
There was a paradigm shift that day, all this strange fuckery we're bearing witness to right now was ignited on that day.
>>71376787
sure
>>71377033
RARE
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>>71377622
>walk outside
>don't fall off the face of the earth even in the southern hemisphere
Explain that, spherefaggots
>>71378155
Disk earth that is a flat plane and has a cavern inside?
>>71379050
>this image macro I saved from 4chan will disprove the holocaust
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-awareness
Flat earthers without a doubt.
>>71378819
Attain more power and assets.
They own quite a lot and have been a significant family for a very long time. One of them said they had more power than the Queen of England. I'm sure you could find the bit if you looked it up.
They are insanely powerful. But with great power comes great enemies. There's no way these "elites" that "run the world" have no enemies or anyone of substantial ability trying to stop them.
I believe in chemtrails because I have seen them first hand. I spend lots of times out doors and where I live in NJ there is very heavy air traffic. One day I saw 2 planes at the same height flying next 2 each other. One of them was spewing chemtrails and the other was not. Explain this. Also reptilians are real there is plenty of supporting evidence that is truly shocking
>>71376580
moon landing faked and reptilian overlords
A freedom a country enjoys is analog to how easy is to possess a firearm
>>71377850
at least hollow earth is more plausible than insane flat earth
>>71378095
>see divine right
>>71379372
PAY
>>71376580
9/11 was inside job. dancing israelis, 28 pages etc.
jfk assassination was a coup.
both true conspiracies with a lot of details that confirm something much more than the official theory.
now, the most bat-fucking-shit insane theory that started showing up:
flat-earth
many of those who made the "research" and videos for the always retarded youtube audience, are pure trolls, but an alarming number of people still bought it. and they try to tie it with every other conspiracy, for obvious shill reasons.
>>71377399
>>71378035
no...please do
you've got someone here who is genuinely interested and concerned but can't find any solid info to prove that its bad for us because so many people shill for it being beneficial/benign
i REALLY want to get to the bottom of the fluoride issue.
Fluoride, among other drugs, in city water is not a theory, it's a well established fact.
9/11 being an inside job won't be a theory after Trump gets into office and proves it was.
>>71377622
The flat earth forums is the troll olympics. It's impossible to tell what is real belief and what is bait.
>>71378319
>A conspiracy that runs so deep that it controls even the jews
When the fuck is ash going to be a champion or a elite 4 member? the faggot has been battling for over 20 years and he keeps losing to people he should be destroying wit that experience. The faggot should have kept some of his old pokemon throughout the show level them up and make them powerful as fuck, he could be catching legendary pokemon and wining competitions. what a faggot
>>71376580
>that massively fat ass
good lord. i want to shove my nose just as far up her anus as i can and take many long, deep, lung filling inhales until i achieve a mind blowing orgasm, pass out, enter a lucid dream and repeat the process. my dick is a pillar of STONE right now.
with that said,
>Chemtrails?
one of my favorite alex jones memes
>Moon landing hoax?
not a hoax
>Fluoride?
this is what happens when confirmation bias goes to far
>9/11 inside job?
the only one where something stinks. it may not have been a full blown inside job, but too many people in "favorable" positions just so happened to "conveniently" benefit from the mass murder of 1000s of people for it to be totally "random"
>>71376580
That white people will ever have their own nation, for the future of white children.
>>71379312
>One day I saw 2 planes at the same height flying next 2 each other.
You didn't. You think you did, but separation distance is quite vast. It's just hard to tell from the ground.
>>71377861
SHIEEEEEEEEEET
>>71378496
I don't fucking understand people screaming about global warming all the time.
Did these assholes ever look at our geological history? We have bounced between hot and fucking cold forever.
>>71376974
>not believing in different dimensions
>>71379121
Google how gravity works.
>>71379323
Moon landing was faked it is so obvious. Go watch "a funny thing happened on the way to the moon"
>>71378980
You have to admit the DLC areas were fantastic though.
>>71379633
Because the show still has terrific ratings with Ash and Pikachu as the leads. Same reason why our long running cartoons are stuck in temporal limbo.
>>71378411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgQDNBa-cY
>>71379780
>Google how gravity works.
Gravity is a conspiracy. You can't see it
>>71379633
He's playing a prescursor to the Nuzlocke challenge, where you release all Pokemon as soon as they become useful to you. Except your first one, of course. Then he releases them all when he hits a new area and starts over.
>>71379766
Can't make money with natural process. Have to charge people somehow.
That said, we should still move to renewables anyway. Real renewables, not wasteful solar panels.
>>71376580
>Moon landing hoax
>there are people would would unironically prevent scientific progress for literally no reason
Not terribly batshit insane but I cannot comprehend how anyone that browses a board where black crime is highlighted with accurate statistics and their nature is at the forefront of most discussions can actually support and believe pitbulls are nice dogs.
>>71378411
She is a reptilian clone, so is eminem and a few other notable celebrities. U arent wrong saying the jews are behind it considering the vast majority of jews are reptilians.
>>71379949
>for literally no reason
>space race
I have a conspiracy that only a few people in my family know. It's my grandmother's experience in 1994 in Cornell Medical Center.
Jackie Kennedy was killed by euthanasia. My grandmother was in the hospital across the street from Jackie's death room. One day, her whole family came and left. Hours later, she was announced dead. How did they know that Jackie was going to die in HOURS, so much as the whole Kennedy family would show up?
>>71379027
I agree. It is almost like some force performed a satanic ritual in front of the entire world. Burning thousands of people alive in giant towers.
>>71378341
http://worldofwonder.net/disappearance-elisa-lam/
>>71379890
Not true gravitational waves have recently observed and confirmed true. They used a process that involved bending light if I recall correctly
>>71380000
My gf is 1/4th Jewish and I can assure you she is not a reptilian
>>71380019
The Soviets confirmed the landing...
>>71376580
>Monopolies only form because of government
>All the soviets were jews
>Jews/lizardmen rule the world
>Climate change is a hoax
>Out of Africa theory is wrong
Bhutanese Shadow Market. You can only find info for it on the deepweb, but that spooks the h**k out of me.
>>71379027
I don't know if it exists somewhere else, but lately I have been pushing a theory that some clandestine operation has developed a device which can transmit messages to a tuned device in the past, and every now and then a cataclysmic event takes place that they decide to correct by only sending back instructions to prevent it.
I claimed that the JFK assassination was actually the result of these instructions, and it's speculated that the execution of 11110 had drastic consequences.
Their algorithm for reducing butterfly effects has gotten more accurate with the invention of computers and having more private information about the public on record, so the instructions can focus on less conspicuous targets.
They religiously follow the protocol to prevent fucking up spacetime too much so temporal communication is limited an occasional transmission of instructions that is relevant to the time they will be received, no additional information is given.
They sent back instructions to prevent 9/11, and our "timeline" is now considered a dead branch. We're literally expendable in relation to the official version of the universe.
>>71379541
It's quite a potent endocrine disruptor apparently. Meaning: It's fucking with your testosterone levels, mainly by lower them.
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20364589/
>>71380206
Climate change isn't a hoax but it is overly exaggerated. The earth is going through one of its natural cycles like it has been since the day it first started turning. Humans do effect climate however but very little in comparison.
Annunaki, stargates in Baghdad, reptilians.
They're about as adamant as young earth creationists. . Hell, they're about as certain as you or I about the color of the water in our swimming pools.
Any attempt at a rational discussion is futile. Pat their head, pinch their cheeks, "bless your heart" and move on. My dad is one of these outlandish retards and I had to learn the hard way. I can get kicked out of the house for challenging his bizarre worldview.
That Sandy Hook didn't happen.
Kids died, edgelords.
>>71380559
>he actually believes Sandy hook wasn't a hoax
Lmao
>>71380194
The soviets confirmed seeing Apollo 11 go up. The only evidence of landing comes from capcom and american sources of the transmissions.
>>71380498
Did you even read the texts, m8. Annunaki exist, and your dad was trying to teach you something.
>>71380559
Crisis actors and pathos manipulation.
>>71380559
>believing sandy hoax
>>71380250
Elaborate pls
>>71380332
what can i do about it?
can i reverse those effects?
if not, can i prevent further damage while still consuming flouride?(it's in my water supply)
thanks for the info so far. :3
>>71380128
Jesus. So was she trying to get there, or was she getting back?
>>71380311
>They sent back instructions to prevent 9/11, and our "timeline" is now considered a dead branch. We're literally expendable in relation to the official version of the universe.
Yeah it does feel like we've been cut loose, left to our own devices as we drift into the void.
>>71376787
>t. Schlomo Shekelstein
>>71378496
Looks like you have all the correct alt right opinions. Good boy. Now sit.
>>71381075
Seems like she was trying to get back, given all the buttons she was pushing, and how she kept looking out of the elevator into the hall. Pretty spooky desu senpai.
>>71380311
This is alarming to think about, but I can believe it.
>>71376787
>>71376980
fuck you're dumb.thats just a massive thong, And its a FUCKING DRAWING BUDDY!
>>71381075
I think she was trying to get there, seeing as how she is visible. Maybe she talked to the woman or something. Who knows.
>>71381437
Looks like your ass is a smoldering crater, at least I can sit without it being excruciating :^)
>>71381075
rare
Rate my food for the day
breakfast: black coffee, fruit, blueberries and oatmeal
Lunch: coke zero, salad with chicken spinach and beets
snack: Five large carrots, diet coke. 1 joint
One fanta, one diet coke
Dinner: Spinach salad with coffee 2 brownies 2 chocolate chip cookies
2nd Dinner: chicken fingers, fries, honey mustard
Late snack: 4 scoops of ben n jerrys
>>71381634
>>71381539
>>71381075
>>71380128
>those fucking arm movements she makes in the video
Jesus that shit made a chill run down my spine.
>>71381659
Leave my ass out of your fantasies, queer.
>>71377127
> wonder wtf "Francis E. Dec" was
> mfw I look him up
> mfw the mad scientist frankenstein alien communist gangster computer god is out to fuck us
>>71379636
>Chemtrails
> alex jones meme
Are you aware of what Geo engineering is?
>>71379144
What about another world on the other side of the disc with another sun/moon/stars?
>>71382035
Just remember...any recording you hear of him is false. He typed up his "manifestos" and sent them out to people. The recordings were made to discredit them by making him sound crazier.
>>71381960
Jeez, what a homophobe, must've accidentally given you a boner or something.
>>71378980
Everyone knows that DaS 1 > DeS > DaS 3 > DaS 2 > BB
>>71376580
>What is the most bat-fucking-shit insane theory
/pol/ is based on facts. You should ask that question in /x/.
>>71380128
>http://worldofwonder.net/disappearance-elisa-lam/
>Elisa Lam
I think I know her brother, Kevin Lam. If it is his sister, their entire family is odd.
>>71377127
>MK Ultra
>level 2
implying
>>71376580
Micro-Nukes used at 9/11...
wait there's actual evidence of that
>“Tritium is an important component in nuclear weapons. It is used to enhance the efficiency and yield of fission bombs and the fission stages of hydrogen bombs in a process known as “boosting” as well as in external neutron initiators for such weapons,” according Wikipedia; meaning that the only way it would be present in high trace levels is if a nuclear device (or three) detonated within proximity. Additionally it’s important to note that tritium is “extremely rare on Earth” and again — should not be found in at levels reported to be ’55 times higher than normal [inside the WTC complex, in the basement of “WTC 6”, the “storm sewer,” and in the water].’
yhttp://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-04-15/one-man-asks-why-was-tritium-found-911-ground-zero
>>71382422
>/pol/ is based on facts
>dated infographs, vatniks, links to scientific articles you have to pay for, bitching about jews, minorities in movies, Austrian economics and MAYMAY MAGIC
C'mon, /pol/ is basically /x/-lite at this rate.
>>71381060
AFAIK endocrine disruptors only cause permanent damage if you're exposed to them as a child. Permanent damage meaning: they change how your body develops because they throw your hormones out of balance. If you stop exposing yourself to them the effects should all disappear (if they're noticeable that is), so you'll have to stop drinking fluoridated water senpai.
I'm skeptical about how much of an effect they actually have desu, but there's some evidence (like what I linked) that claims it's significant.
Also look into xenoestrogens. They're also endocrine disruptors and they're in fucking everything. The main sources being shampoos, conditioners, lotions and soaps.
>>71380206
>Out of Africa theory is wrong
That's not a conspiracy, just the latest scientific findings.
Why are anti-flat earth arguments so fucking retarded?
>Hurr if u walk over the edge u fall, u can plane travel, NASA photos
It's like no one ever researches the basics of the theory.
>>71381913
Not that spooky desu. I've seen drunk women moving like that before.
>>71376580
That there's some massive global conspiracy of high ranking jew who want to destroy all white civilizations
>>71376580
SAUCE
that evolution isn't real
>>71382819
Why wasn't this information out years ago?
>>71382819
Why not just use conventional explosives? Dropping a building doesn't need that much explosive force.
>>71377572
Tell me reasons why Theory of Evolution shouldn't be praised like its an axiom? Im legitemately curious
>>71377127
wheres flat earth, moongate, and harek miartiam?
>>71383277
They're trying to destroy all societies. They're using other societies as tools to destroy white society
![[euphoria intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HNqbL5o.gif "[euphoria intensifies].gif")
>>71382046
are you aware of what fedora tipping is?
>>71377850
>Gravity is caused by solar radiation
I could feel my IQ dropping just by reading their home page
>>71378319
>Even the Jews are being jewed
NUCLEAR WEAPONS DO NOT EXIST..... FACT!
>>71383443
Assurance that the buildings would collapse. Other steel structures have survived much longer fires.
http://www.serendipity.li/wot/other_fires/other_fires.htm
And why not get the best bang for your buck if your on a Saudi Arabian budget.
> Congress planning to pass a bill that would allow the Saudi government to be held responsible in American courts for any role in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.
>The NYT rports that none other than Adel al-Jubeir, the Saudi foreign minister, delivered the kingdom’s message personally last month during a trip to Washington, "telling lawmakers that Saudi Arabia would be forced to sell up to $750 billion in treasury securities and other assets in the United States before they could be in danger of being frozen by American courts."
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-04-16/saudi-arabia-threatens-us-it-will-liquidate-its-treasury-holdings-if-congress-passes
>>71376580
The official 9/11 conspiracy theory (muslims with box cutters financed by Saudis).
>>71380311
Fuck.
>>71378361
>melanin
>must be black
Niggers, not even once.
>>71383504
Because it reveals the underlying "Desert of the Real" and unplugs people's consciousness from the simulacrum that their vision of society absolutely depends on.
You know how Donald Trump is against vaccinations right? Well obviously he couldn't just come out and say that vaccination is morally wrong because it allows for unfit genes to spread throughout the human gene pool and encourages dependency on a vaccine that the human population could most likely live without.
He'd be immediately attacked with
>muh children
and his campaign would end tomorrow.
Similarly, these people are out to suppress evolutionary theory because the more people who refuse to acknowledge it, the more people who are motivated to cling to their ideal moral standards.
Memetic evolution is fun.
>>71384073
Still doesn't make sense man. Conventional explosives can be REALLY fucking powerful, so theres no reason to use a nuke on that scale. And there's no way they would've overlooked the Tritium fallout.
>>71376787
>one of the most documented events
Where are these "documents"?
All I see are claims.
>>71384505
Ah but you see the goyim spoke in codes, so all the documentation is vague and euphemistic.
>>71377447
fag
>>71377033
RAaarreeeeeeee
>>71376787
>one of the most documented events in human history
Perhaps because they started documenting the event 75 years before it happened.
>256 references to 6,000,000 Jews prior to the Nuremberg Trial announcement
https://archive.org/details/256ReferencesTo6000000JewsPriorToTheNurembergTrialAnnouncement
>>71385104
>>71378434
Berenstein. I have proof. Will post tomorrow. I expect all hell to break lose. Hail Baal.
>>71379050
>that goofy fuck on the right in the Mississippi pic
>>71376580
That the USSR and communism was in fact the ultimate redpill.
>>71376580
Feminism, for the bantz
And the truth
Yuchi2000
>>71376913
They're just addicts trying to rationalize their degeneracy. They themselves probably don't really believe that either.
I can't remember the name of it, but the one that says because of modern (at least western) society, with the way people are bombarded by media and entertainment and easy access to constant pleasure/reward, a scarily large number of people no longer actually pass certain psychological tests for sentience. Like they think and act and carry through life, but they're not actually sentient because everything they do is actually just driven by media intake and pursuit of constant reward and pleasure, and they don't even realize it. Something to do with like a regression to the "lizard brain" where being born into the modern society as a "normal" person with a "normal" upbringing, they basically are on the same level as standard animals and rather than eating, sleeping, fleeing from predators, seeking a mate, it's become buying, browsing, hooking up, consuming, using social media, etc... which rewards and drives their programming.
I'm not sure if it's bullshit and it's not supposed to be everyone (only something like 20% of "normal" western people, though a slowly rising percent), but the implications of it are mind boggling, and was pretty interesting.
>>71384433
Apparently they did overlook it back in 2002. Everyone was probably too 'Murican and "news on da picture box said it was a jet fueled pancake effect" to notice
http://www.nucleardemolition.com/tritium.html
>>71376974
Scientifically, it doesn't so yes it is over your head faggot.
Until we prove it, not law, just theory
>>71377127
>DA JOOS
>>71380311
I feel like the "loose ends" are fair play for anybody to fuck with. It's just been way to weird recently, somebody behind the scenes has been pulling shit. Like the les baines crash, pure spoop. 2big4me
>>71378360
Didn't du nuffin
that trump is actually a conservative.
>>71377127
Well I'm about to spend all night getting paranoid.
>>71385293
Merchant detected.
>>71378155
The Earth is a dome and the sun is at the bottom of it, aliens use giant mirrors and a prism to reflect a hologram of the sun for us to see. This diagram I stole from an alien space ship proves it.
>>71378155
>klein bottle earth theory
make it happen
>>71376893
why is this stupid ? the dinosaurs evolved in to smart creatures they have tech, maybe they engineerd us
>>71380942
Apparently it was some random term that the NSA had in a leaked list of trigger words for surveillance.
>>71381720
~150 grams of sugar, the jew's reel.
>>71386070
Jesus christ
![Bs25WgpIIAABKmy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W0AEbMC.jpg "Bs25WgpIIAABKmy[1].jpg")
Roko's Basilisk.
Don't click the link. You've been warned.
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Roko's_basilisk
>>71376580
>There are no government conspiracies against the people.
>Politicians actually believe what they spout on TV.
>Shit happens because...reasons.
>There is no secret agenda being pushed.
Alphabet agencies are your friends.
Can't get much more retarded than this, to be honest.
>>71378116
Gee dipshit, I wonder if that's because a satellite in orbit is too close to take a picture of the entire earth and the only way you could ever possibly do that would be to stitch multiple pictures together.
>Take a picture of your entire state while standing in your back yard? Can't do it? Must mean your state doesn't exist!
SKYKING is an Alien Ship in orbit that will nuke us if we don't tell it not to a few times a day.
>>71385978
well meme'd
>>71386192
hi 2008
>>71377127
"Elisa Lam could be any of the first four"
What does that mean?
>>71386192
will report in some tim
>>71386192
Gay, if the future reaches back to get me I would be perceiving it. Might as well worry about god smiting me.
>>71386558
OP asked for stupidest theory.
>>71386616
It's basically angry god for atheists.
>>71376580
I don't have emotional reactions or bias toward conspiracies, all those things you listed seem plausible.
If there's one theme in human history it's that there is no low not worth stooping to.
As a schizoid myself, I know the lengths I'd go to for power/advantage, so I don't put it past anyone else either.
Everyone thinking we live in a fair and just society is living in la-lA land. The peace we experience is one forged out of mutual convenience, plus humans are more productive when they think they're safe.
![tumblr_inline_nruzi3m09k1szp1h1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/v9H15hr.png "tumblr_inline_nruzi3m09k1szp1h1_500[1].png")
>>71386192
mein gesicht
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>>71378116
>unedited
Here's several unedited photos of one woman's face. The face clearly changes shape because that's how cameras work.
>b-b-but muh fisheye
>>71376580
that there are no theories and we're all just retards
>>71378434
he beliefs that 2008 was the year it all went to shit , no the day it all went to shit is when our fathers became atheist and our fathers divorced our mothers
That hillary is involved in ritual worship of moloch.
Oh wait that one is true.
>With fingers crossed, the old rabbit's foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch . . . Tri
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/14333
>>71379448
DENBTS
>>71376580
Quick, shlomo. Take all the good truths uncovered by goyim and goysplain to them!
>>71378434
>implying it hasn't been shit for a long time
>implying cultural marxism hasn't controlled academia and the media for decades
>>71386948
Uhhhh...
Australia, it's not cool to shitpost using reality itself.
But seriously, what the fuck.
>>71385691
Hahahah that isn't how the scientific model works at all.
>>71376580
flat earth shit
>>71377127
Why is helter-skelter so far down? It should be level 3 at the absolute most.
>>71377127
time cube still makes 0 fucking sense
i read all that guy's shit and it's just nonsense
>>71379636
>good lord. i want to shove my nose just as far up her anus as i can and take many long, deep, lung filling inhales until i achieve a mind blowing orgasm, pass out, enter a lucid dream and repeat the process. my dick is a pillar of STONE right now.
>alex jones memes
>le nig dyke reaction image
>>>/co/mblr
Chemtrails are on the same tier as this crazy woman who cant believe there are rainbows coming out of her sprinkler:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
>>71386948
>>71387215
Take the redpill leaf.
>Tri
I often see that overlooked. I'm thinking Trilateral comission, but could be anything.
>>71380311
>>71378434
>>71385301
OK here guys, cleaning house I found this note listing books I read as a child in old school papers. Sorry to tell you , i think we're all dead.
>>71387855
>Take the redpill leaf.
>There are secretly Aussies with the power to bend the fabric of the universe itself.
>They use this power to more effectively shitpost on a Micronesian sausage appreciation mailing list
Makes sense tbph.
But seriously, yeah, I was wondering about Tri
>>71387868
>The Bernstien Bears Double Dare
What did you mean by this?
>>71388071
I'm sorry I have to bear this news to you all.
>>71383317
looks like bed benders on deviant art
>>71387868
Do you seriously think that it's more likely that reality itself has been altered than it is that you simply misread the title, and have continued to do so because of typoglycemia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA
Probably moon landing/chemtrails.
>>71376580
Easily flat earters. I know most of the people on /pol/ are just trolling about it, but there is that chick Sinead Mcarthy who has done a Q and A on the other /pol/, and she is dead ass serious. She is certified crazy though. She admitted in the Q and A that she was institutionalized as a kid and she refuses to take any medication because something about Jews trying to control her mind. I follow her on twitter and I'm pretty sure she believes literally every conspiracy theory and believes the jews are behind them all. Anyone who likes her is automatically my enemy. She makes everyone who criticizes jews look crazy. I think people think she does good things because she is willing to put her face out there, but I'm convinced we'd all be better off if she died.
>>71377022
>yfw its closer to 1716
>yfw the end of the world really is 2012
>>71386568
Four horsemen
