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I wanna die now
Are you such a uptight faggot that this makes your ass pain?
surprised it's taken this long
could be worse
im surprised at how not surprised i am by this.
>not actually mad
>>71365830
>I wanna die now
Leave the proles to their trinkets.
You are a drama queen if you care about this.
>>71365830
so what?
>>71365830
Adam Sandler movie?
>>71365969
Even though I've seen that before nothing prepares me for how retarded that is.
The only good thing about this movie is that everyone will be too embarrassed to use emojis after it comes out.
I once saw "Emoji Shakespeare" at the book store. I developed cancer after the 3rd page
>>71365830
remember your only social value is the amount of likes you get on facebook
>Sony
Don't worry, it'll fail like all their movies.
>suicide
>2016
>not just waiting for the inevitable now that global depopulation has begun
>>71367359
>the inevitable
race war?
>>71367459
That and the leftovers
>>71365830
NO NO NO NO NO
Are we the generation with the most separation from the one ahead? Look what these kids are growing up with, jeez.
>>71365830
Dude you'll miss the race war
inb4 emoji bible
>>71367728
i wanted to berry that fatheaded tomboy so much back in the day
lmaoooo
is there a more clueless movie studio than Sony?
AYO HOLD UP BAKA F A M T B H 100
Why can't Sony produce a normal movie?
>>71365830
Just wait until you see "The Memes Movie"
Post ur fav emoji f@ms
;:^7
>>71368255
:3
tbhfam
duhhh wat if emojis were people duhhhh
It feels like Sony movie studios just wants to burn down all their assets anymore.I mean, it feels like they write shitty licensed movies all time now, and it's constant bomb after bomb at the Box Office. Where the fuck are the getting the investors for these projects!?
>>71365830
Women are fucking retarded pieces of shit
Why am I, as a man, forced to acknowledge the "equality" of creatures that are clearly inferior in every way?
>>71368404
Not to mention their shitty product placement in the Bond series, which they've ruined.
>>71367728
>>71368304
>Not being Recess master race
>Not wanting to berry your face in Spinellis ass and take a deep whiff
Fucking plebs
>>71368139
It's coming, and sooner than people realize. There will be an animated trollface character on the big screen, and we're all going to have to watch it happen.
>>71368304
JUDE
>>71368562
these shows were awesome. watched everyone of them with my sister.
>>71368562
I wanted to do both
>>71368255
/pol/ sucks now cuz the Jew won but it was always
:^)
>>71368562
>he didn't want to cuck tino as a kid
And I'm the pleb?
>>71365830
I bet the Australians did this.
>>71368562
I remember one episode of this that taught me not everyone will like you, and sometimes you'll be hated for no reason, just accept it and forget about it.
Nowadays, college students shit their pants and cry if someone insults them, sending them to their safe space.
>>71368920
Sorry m8, my momfu was Charlotte
Sony makes movies now?
>Osmosis Phones
>>71369375
they made tv at one point too
>That design
This is the attitude it's planning on giving us. Another slack-jaw hick looking protag that demeans the intelligence of it's viewers once again. Not to mention it looks dated as fuck compared to today's emojis.
>>71369736
You don't get it. That's the Pixar/Dreamworks face. It's like their mentally-challenged trademark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE5aKNAcU2I
It's happening. It's really fucking happening.
I want off this ride, this planet, this universe, this fucking plane of existence!
>>71365830
will it feature /pol/ as the villain?
>>71370810
Kek!
Okay, i'll just set the groundwork for the story
>Outcast Emoji
>Voiced by Seth Rogan
>Goofy autist Emoji friends
>Shit adult gags
>Some love interest Emoji
>Evil emoji plot to take over the keyboard
>Journey to the App store to uninstall them
>Shit Nickleback song in montage as they travel
>Love interest gets kidnapped
>Friends get in autist fight over bullshit liar reveal that the main emoji votes for Donald Trump, when he said he was feeling the Bern
>Sad Carry Underwood song
>Friends get back together because they hated Socialism in their hearts
>Fight evil emojis are the App Store
>Main Emoji uninstalled them
>Love interest is friend
>Shit rap credits song by Kanye West
>THE END
Saved $8 today.
>>71370810
holy fuck, i will never unsee this shit right here
>>71371766
It's like a semi-retarded smug Pepe face. Just add the hand.
>>71368255
<@:)
>>71365969
We should have nuked ourselves to death during the Cold War
>>71368255
\owo/
>>71372009
whats the emotion behind that face?
" i think im _ but am not really as _ as i believe I am"
>>71365969
Is this sort of shit specific to California? I never see it here and I never saw it in nyc
>>71365830
meh ghostbusters is already a massive flop and its not out yet this will fail too sony can't into success
>>71368404
PS4 sales
At least the Angry Birds movie is gonna be so much better than it could have been
>>71368255
8===D - - - - ( . )( . )
>>71367042
Hopefully this
Kek please will it
>>71372904
At least Angry Birds got lucky and had the characters and premise that allowed that to happen. This doesn't.
>>71368139
>>71368621
Please no, anything but this.
Thank goodness Pepe is a licensed character, hopefully his creator doesn't sell out his likeness to Sony.
>>71371466
thanks anon for not giving a spoiler warning you colossal faggot.
>>71373503
You mean we have to pay royalties for use of Pepe?
>>71365969
>yfw someone translates Mein Kampf to emoji/twitter speak
INTRODUCING YOLO HITLER
>>71373627
No, the creator doesn't really care that people post frogs on the internet.
>>71365969
Ok class, turn your OMG Shakespeare textbook to page 42
>>71365830
best part is, once the trailer for this film is released, you'll see giant jpegs with 20 screenshots meticulously documenting how "red-pilled" the movie is.
>>71373216
Need bigger areolae ( @ )( @ )
let the idiots throw their money away and then complain that they don't have money
>>71373747
>Implying they'd be using the book version and not the e-book version
>Implying they'd waste energy turning a page when they can just swipe the screen
>>71365830
It will make money too
>>71373855
someone needs to take bets on what the ending of the story will be.
i bet on racemixing happy family and friend ending where the protaginists realizes he was "too radical" all along and that the bad parts of the ackbar piggies was "misunderstood" yet valuable
>>71372301
Jay makes me sad I don't have a boyfriend.
>>71365969
I feel nauseous
>capitalizing on pop culture is a bad thing
This is America, faggot.
>>71365830
Just gas.
>>71372107
At least we would have gone out with honor and dignity
>>71365830
What next, a meme movie?
>>71365830
I'm only gonna be mad if it outperforms Zootopia. Which it fucking won't.
>>71373503
>a single person created Pepe
no
>>71374314
the feels come from the fact that fucking emojees are considered culture at all, not form sony making money
who will play pepe in his inevitable biopic?
>>71373969
too big dude
( o ) ( o )
>>71365969
Little girls can't enjoy stupid gimmicky activities like this?
>>71365830
So is this basically Mash it Mike?
>Virtual characters of a game/app in their universe
>Can go to different games/apps
>>71374928
Matt Furie created the prototype Pepe character long ago with his Boy's Club comics. Here's the image that started it all. 4chan go a hold of it many years ago and "feels good man" was memed, the rest is history.
>>71365830
zozzle
>>71375304
do you find it funny that feels good man became feels man?
>>71373384
Not to mention it's just an analog of the Muslim refugees
>>71375304
Now he's the figurehead for an awakened ancient god of chaos. How times change.
>2016
>enjoying ur shill board
>not being in the offical /x/ (voice)chat discord
https://discord.gg/0k3oVnvCQfOo7cIi
>>71375499
Yeah. It's interesting to see how Pepe evolved to cover many different types of emotions.
>>71375635
Praise Kek
>>71375691
The poopoo Pepe is the best.
>>71373855
You're blind if you don't see the parallels. There's way too many coincidences. Maybe some of them like the Wingstein are just dumb but the rest have merit, especially the eagle.
>>71375635
˙ɹǝʍsuɐ ɹnoY ɹoɟ sʇiƃip ǝɥʇ ɥɔɹɐǝs lliʍ I ¿uɐdɐſ oʇ uǝddɐɥ lliʍ ʇɐɥM
¡sʎɐʍlɐ noY oʇ ǝq ǝsiɐɹԀ ʞƎʞ ʎʇɥƃiW ɥO
>>71374092
>the game is about the fucking birds hurling themselves at those very pigs for no other reason than to kill them
Yeahnah. The movie is a prelude to the games, and if they pull something like that, even the fucking 5 year olds will be calling them out for no continuity.
>>71365969
As I was growing up my parents constantly told me to be on the look out for other people's stupidity. I thought they were just being old curmudgeons.
Angry Bords was just the beginning.
>>71368255
:^3
>>71368255
( . Y . )
>>71365830
>Emoji
I hate that word, just the sound of it make my kecks fill with piss, bile and hate
>>71365969
Liberalism is truly a mental disorder.
>>71368562
Absolute pleb
>>71365830
Reminder that our culture is not degenerating, it is just changing. :)
>>71368255
>:-<(
I call him Hitler
>>71377008
u no her twat smell like shit dawg
>ancient hawaiians always say, if her pussy smell like coconut, you gonna bust a nut
-tito
>>71377416
kek
>>71377008
tito copypasta
>>71377008
"It's been many seasons since the show cancelled, now I'm busting nuts in Reggie's asshole every night" -Sam "Squid" Dullard
>>71368621
I really want to have children some day, but stuff like this really makes me fear for their intelligence and well-being.
I might need to drive them out to the middle of the woods if they ever use the word "hashtag" in a sentence to me.
we dont really need any new movies. You can stop now mr shlomo goldbergstein.
just fucking kill me senpai
>>71378062
Faggot kikes shouldn't have children anyway.
>>71368255
._.
WHYYYYYYY? FUCKING WHYYY?!
>>71369625
Underrated
>>71368255
:0
..
0
>>71365969
I'm surprised Stratford-upon-Avon hasn't shaken to bits from Shakespeare spinning in his grave.
Keep buying playstation shit so sony can make its jewtasic movies.
>>71365969
Damn. And here I felt like a nigger for reading the "No Fear Shakespeare" editions.
>>71365969
What in the fuck man.
I remember reading Macbeth when I was 15 or 16 and loving every minute of it.
>>71373216
long story short
dong on tities
>>71365830
Who cares?
WrekItRalph took place in a light socket.
>>71368255
this, of course
>>71365830
I did a survey about this film (Peanut Labs), the survey suggested the shit emoji might be in it.
>>71365830
commercializing the hell out of something kills it, I'm happy desu.
>>71379778
This. To me, Hamlet was the best thing we ever read in school. We had a great teacher though, who happened to be a Shakespeare fanatic.
>>71379778
But its like soooo fcking long and its worded so stupidly it doesnt make any sence its barely even englisch like it was wrote like 2,000 yrs ago or something. Like wtf man who wants to read dat shit, I'm glad someone tldr'd it.
Why hasn't Kaz taken over Sony Pictures and go through a hostile restructuring?
>>71365830
Welcome to the future. Isn't it great?
