Sweden, what happened?
>>71356100
>that unkempt beard on the left
Wow, what a fag.
>>71356100
The strongest vikings took foreign wives and either left for Russia or the British Isles. Peasants left over got socially conditioned into being cucks after WWII.
>>71356100
Guy on the right is """english""" unfortunately.
Looks like an northern inbred twat.
>numale edgy mohawk hipster 1000 years ago
>>71356100
how many girls in sweden are like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYuvBWhqC6w
i think she is literally the hottest in the history of mankind
>>71356100
You know the guy on the left is an Australian model right you fucking imbecile retard?
>>71356100
As you can see even in 1016 they had hipster haircuts, the nu-male transformation had already begun.
How did they get a photo of a Swede from 1016?
>>71356100
Real vikings were Danes and Norwegians, Swedes were pretty unimpressive other than the Rus.
Sweden has never been good.
>>71356458
>Swede uses a british host means he's british.
You pleb.
>>71356100
I thought that was Colin McGregor on the left.
>>71356511
You know there were no cameras in in Sweden 1016 or anywhere else for that matter you fucking imbecile retard?
>>71356458
Tha better watch thi'sen mate or al come rarnd wi our dale to knock thi bloody ead off.
t. an ethnic northerner living in NZ
>>71356493
Don't bother. They've been brainwashed into putting niggers before their own men. The only way to get a Swedish girl is to put one in chains when Russia invades.
>>71356464
It's a Frankish hairstyle though. A few centuries ahead of his time, but still.
>>71356100
>thinking leftist faggots only exist in Sweden
The man on the right is British. Leftism is a cancer that exist in the entire western world nowadays.
>>71356730
Yeah? Then we have absolutely no idea what vikings actually looked like besides them being white, so kill yourself you fucking retard.
>>71356751
As long as you are not inbred you are fine in my books.
Saying that, you are surrounded by sheep, your children will be the inbred ones.
>>71356830
That explains why France is so cucked too.
>>71356100
The right one is English.
>>71357030
yeah the north is pretty cucked. New 'migrant resource centre' just opened 2 streets down from where I used to live. Crime has already gone up.
>>71356458
MFW guy on the left is actually an Aussie
>>71356100
>Sweden, what happened?
The same thing that's happened around the world. As we cure diseases and prolong the life of people that otherwise would die before they can procreate they've been allowed to taint the gene pool. Our intelligence that allowed us to reach the top of the food chain and dominate the world is also the reason for our downfall.
>>71357276
someone should bash his fucking head in
>>71356100
Christcuckstiannity happened
>>71357276
>>71356493
She speaks Norwegian in the video, she is not Swedish.
>>71356100
Its funny how no one in OP's pic is actually Swedish.
>>71357812
True, both of them are white.
>>71356493
this video makes me want to work harder in life
>>71356937
Da fuq did you say? Way to miss the fucking point burgerbitch, get da fuk back to plebbit.
also
>kanker
>>71357591
I don't think any of OPs pic is Swedish. The one on the right is in Birmingham.
>>71357915
Look who is talking! Nah really though, nicely memed. It was ok.
>>71358024
I wasn't referring to OP's pic in that post but to the video >>71356493 posted.
>>71356100
Neither of those two are Swedes
>>71358235
Thankfully I live in the province of Groningen. It sure feels nice to be in a country that is not 100% cucked, unlike Sweden who is beyond saving at this point. It is a pity it's overflowing into the Netherlands.
>>71356100
Actually, Vikings is supposed to take part in southern Norway. Although geographically it cannot exist. Get it right.
Also the cuck is a Scot.
Good bait you Fenian scum.
>>71356493
That's a Norwegian, as you can see, she is not wearing a hijab.
>>71356100
>a hipster viking
i fucking hate that show
>>71358518
Ik ook
>>71358518
>Thankfully I live in the province of Groningen
Thats what you all say when I show you that map, funny huh? Also, it doesn't make you any less cucked. All of Europe is segregated, USA is segregated, wherever there are shitskins there is segregation.
No one cares where you live. You live in a country that has welcomed a large muslim population, your leaders are responsible for that, not a little tiny country in Scandinavia.
>>71358799
Why are European classes so small?
I had to sit in class with 30 other students.
>>71356881
True dat.
>>71359167
True. But at least we're not Sweden, rape capital of Europe. :^)
>>71356100
The guy on the left is Australian.
Saying that, im not surprised the cucks are trying to claim an Australian as their own. They dont have any real men left in Yurup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeQZRQSEOPY&feature=em-uploademail
>>71356808
>>71357129
Pretty absurd and ignorant comment. Obviously she is dating a rich white guy as you can see in pic related. The amount of girls in relationship outside their race is close to 1 %
>>71357450
>>71357588
>>71359311
Sweden and the Netherlands actually has pretty much the same demographics as far as muslimes go. While the muslimes often are filthy rapists and I want them kicked out, Swedish feminism is just as guilty for the rape statistics for pushing for the extensions of rape definition.
>>71358799
Oh hello little, less talented, brother.
>>71360094
How is the job hunt going?
>>71359226
No they're not. Sweden has huge classes. And they will have +60 classes unless they get 90 000 new teachers in 3 years.
Both cucks.
Remember that Vikings thought women were their equals and were also racemixers.
>>71357276
The Skints are still decent music, even if the transsingularity there likes their shirts.
>>71359766
Why is she dating that twink? Does he even lift? What happens if 8 Somalians attack them? Will he cry like a bitch?
Huy on left is an anglo aussie
>>71360167
I'm set, thanks. How's (literally) everything going? Produced /anything/ good yet?
... this
http://www.famousbirthdays.com/birthplace/norway.html
... is literally a desert. The last significant person your country spawned was Liv Ullman... and she moved over to us.
>>71356493
Want.
Are Swedish men so cucked that a 5'8 Hispanic sephardi like me can go over there and get a chick like this just by striking a conversation with them, or am I doomed to wizardhood if I try for a swede hottie?
>>71360960
>Are Swedish men so cucked that a 5'8 Hispanic sephardi like me can go over there and get a chick
>>71356100
The right guy is English, couldn't you atleast have picked a real Sweden Yes picture?
>>71360798
I doubt there is ever a somalia present where these people are.
>>71360950
I'm happy with this. Pic related.
>>71361758
Was just about to post this.
>>71361232
haha he knows its true
>>71356565
Rus' were not Swedes. Povest' Vremennyh Let explicitly says so.
>>71361758
I'll give you Munch. But the other two... a nutcase and a semi-hot airhead blogger with crooked teeth?
No surprise there, little brother. Keep trying.
>>71358518
fries meester ras
>>71356404
Yup the impetus of Vikings was literally to leave for adventure, so even if they were half as badass as our retarded media portrays them, they still wouldn't father a badass nation because they didn't give a shit about doing so.
>>71356100
>that image
Sweden was never that anon. You're thinking of their superior brother Denmark.
>>71360960
good luck bro
http://www.rosebrides.com/swedish-brides.html
>>71359980
why tho
>>71357812
True, these children are the real Swedish.
>>71358620
>Good bait you Fenian scum.
30 years of me living on this earth, both in Ireland and England, and never once has an anglo ever called me that to my face. Nice manhood, tommy.
>>71362520
wew
>>71362520
>http://www.rosebrides.com/swedish-brides.html
holy motherfucking shit lol
>>71356100
I would like to see Swedish men 3016, kek
>>71357145
That haircut is practical, people didn't get their haircut often back in the days so they just did shit to keep it out of their face if they were fighters so they wouldn't have to fight with obstructed vision. It wasn't a 'style' choice.
>>71356751
what does the .t meme mean?
>>71362215
Name a better Swedish writer than this.
Protip: you can't.
>>71356100
jews and socialism happened.
>>71356100
>Arianny Celeste
jjajajajajaj lol that was a good one
>>71362215
>Not a single Swede giving a thumbs up in that gif as they all know they're fucked.
>>71358011
This. But not that i find her attractive fucking 100% nordic girls have to much forehead. Still tho i want a pure white girl like that, its literally all i want in life.
>>71361758
Damn, where have I seen that first dude...
>>71356100
So many things wrong with the left pic
>Swedish vikings
No such thing
Swedes were always cuck, Danes and Norwegians were vikings
>modern homosexual haircut and headtatoo
Does anyone believe vikings had those
>Chainmail
Come in now
>>71362520
>>71362886
To be fair, not single girl on that website are actual Swedes. Pic related.
>>71362215
One company of Norway's Honor guard is better then all your pseudo-Arab country nigga.
Their performances during competition of "Spasskaya bashnya" is masterpiece.
>>71363691
They did have chain though. They might have been barbarians, but they were pretty good craftsmen.
I accept gay and trans people but that "thing" in the right of OP's pic should be gassed, just for it's own good, and for the humanity's too.
I love bashing the swedes as much as the next guy but Ragnar was from Norway not Sweden
>>71356532
Hubble.
>>71363668
think crazy but based
>>71363986
Based Tovarisch.
>>71359226
What do you mean by Euopean? I had 30 classmates too but in some countries like Sweden where you pay 110% taxes country has money to pay that many teachers
>>71364779
Based Honor guard, nord!
Actually tried asking Friday. Maybe I was to serious.
The best answer I got were some guilty from WW2 and Olaf Palme got killed, letting the leftist roam free, combined with some nasty early (none-swedish) feminism shills.
>>71356493
if hitler won every girl would look like this, now they're all fat and ugly
fuck this cruel world
>>71362780
Probably because of how irrelevent you are to them
>>71356100
the man on the left is Danish
the man on the right is English
>>71363383
Funny.
August Strindberg, Selma Lagerlöf, Pär Lagerkvist, Hjalmar Söderberg, Tomas Tranströmer.
Hamsun was nice. We gave him a price. One of the three you've gotten. Good job, three guys.
>>71360960
cuck memes aside, immigrants don't do much to swedish men and generally leave us alone, same with women who are with swedish men
also
>sephardi
>5'8
First of all, being a manlet. Girls here won't like that. Second of all, sephardi.
Now swedish men won't do anything to you. We don't mind your people. Arabs on the other hand, do. You being 5'8 which puts you on the same height level as them, or even a bit below, will earn you a sound beating. If you are lucky they will let you keep your life.
Arabs are extremely racist, if you are black, jewish - whatever - they will destroy you
>>71357333
Trips of truth.
>>71363472
Yawn. /pol/ has gotten slow.
>>71363293
newfag
>>71366221
>Irish
>white
>>71366273
I took a break from here faggot. Now tell me what exactly it means and your debts are paid.
>>71359980
This is just a typical Englishman. They are the biggest betas in Europe
>>71363986
Your keyboard seems to be broken, there are some children's letters in that pic.
Also, shouldn't you be in line to buy bread?
>>71366411
I don't think you're doing that right. Try again.
>>71366771
He meant:
>English
>White
>>71356100
>undercuts
>meme armor
>meme beards
>1016
This "Vikings" shit is worse than Xena
>>71366923
Agreed.
>>71366624
Why are Swede's always so butthurt?
>>71367339
Apology buttplugs
>>71366923
>71366923
It's a artistic depiction but it's not culturally inaccurate. Please be a wet blanket somewhere else and stay on topic. You used to be an empire and let your entire nation get cucked by barbarians and imported slaves. You did a sweden before anyone did a sweden.
Hm. All the Norwegians have gone to bed. Pity. I normally like to ally with the Norwegians. Unless they're being asswipes. Like today. :)
>>71367561
ﻭَﺃَﻧَﺎ ﺃَﺷَْﻬَﺪُ ﺃَﻥْ ﻟَﺎ ﺇِﻟَﻪَ ﺇِﻟَّﺎ ﺍﻟﻠﻪُ ﻭَﺣْﺪَﻩُ ﻟَﺎ ﺷَﺮِﻳﻚَ ﻟَﻪُ ﻭَﺃَﻥَّ ﻣُﺤَﻤَّﺪﺍً ﻋَﺒْﺪُﻩُ ﻭَﺭَﺳُﻮﻟُﻪُ، ﺭَﺿِﻴﺖُ ﺑِﺎﻟﻠﻪِ ﺭَﺑَّﺎً ﻭَﺑِﻤُﺤَﻤَّﺪٍ ﺭِﺳُﻮﻻً ﻭَﺑِﺎﻹِْﺳﻼَﻡِ ﺩِﻳﻨﺎً "
>>71356100
I don't know :(
Women got too much freedom?
>>71356100
Civilization turns humans into obedient cucks.
>>71367339
Not butthurt, just mostly superior.
PS
>Why are Swede's always so butthurt?
It's "Swedes", no apostrophe. Anything else you need help with... in your native language?
>>71360559
>unless they get 90 000 new teachers in 3 years.
So that's why they they are importing so many teachers. I wonder what'll they teach though
>>71360960
>5'8
You're fucked Frodo
>>71362780
>I have never been racially abused in England
>this somehow reflects badly on England
I bet my bottom dollar you're all "ah tah be shure de 1916 roisin' was the graytest thang ever tah happen tae me auld emereld aisle, teeockfayd arla".
>>71359766
Calm down Norway, they were making fun of sweden not you guys, it's okay. Just calm the fuck down.
>>71363986
Reminder
>>71368225
Why do Brits and Irish always have to at each other, you do this every fucking post
>>71364412
Ragnar might not have existed at all. But if he did he was probably from Norway tho.
>>71356808
She has videos showing her boyfriend. Hint: It's not a nigger.
>>71356100
Who wins /pol/?
Who do you support?
>>71358020
I wonder how many of the bikes will be stolen :D
>>71365945
Yeah, but Ibsen alone reks all of those guys
>>71368517
Roach all day
>>71366624
>>71367339
>>71367934
Do you guys see what Norwegians, Danes and Finns have been dealing with for centuries. Sweden is the reason why we can't have nice things like a Scandinavian union.
I'm convinced all this humanitarian shit the Swedes have been doing lately is just some scheme to get more clay. A Swede is certainly is not capable of empathy, all they care about is clay.
>>71367457
This is why you shouldn't have fiction shows on "history" channel.
>>71356100
fucking chinese medicine, man.
>>71356808
>projecting
>>71368709
Why do you let them have their own country?
You really should take it away.
>>71368709
Clay? Are you drunk sote bror?
>>71368932
That would be fun to watch.
>>71356493
A Norwegian cutie, actually.
>>This is what every girl would look like if Hitler won...
In my race mixing tests sweden is actually very uncucked.
4/100 matches in sweden (about same as us white women), whilst places like poland/lithuania got a good 20/100.
>>71356100
Listen to these fuckers in SD you cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diWlAulVfns
>>71368932
>>71369080
>>71368932
It is full of sandniggers now so who would want that clay. Would be easy to take though as Sweden has no army anymore.
>>71369101
Race mixing tests?
>>71356100
I don't know which picture is more gay.
HBO Vikings is a shit serie mongloid Mario.
>>71368709
West and East-Sweden will be reclaimed!
Raze the bridge, sent the bill to the Danes!
Jimmy 2018!
>>71356493
I'd slaughter cities for her
>>71359226
So they can employ more professors. Socialism.
>wake up smiling since I'm not born or have ever moved to Sweden
>pretty country, prettiest girls, loads of money
it's better than winning the lottery
>even tho I've actually won the lottery 9 years ago
I like swedens population tho, they're so nice and sweet. I can't blame them for this fuckup. They were only trying to be nice to the world, but the world are calling them cucks and traitors. They deserve a little cred. Norway sends niggers out, taking away children from their parents and sending them back to whatever country they've come from. We're a bit mean when I think about it, but fuck it. We can't have Malmo/Somalia in Norway. Fuck that.
>>71369264
On tinder you make a profile of typical
Asian
Black
Hispanic person
and see which countries would most likely race-mix
>>71358799
It's funny because there is a picture of her wearing a hijab on either he instagram or facebook.
>>71356100
Nordic peoples, often viewed as the epitome of white ideals, have been prime targets for a MASSIVE propaganda campaign lead by Jews since the 1950's.
Have to destroy the beauty and pride of white people lest they initiate another nationalist based holocaust. Oy vey!
>>71369213
They have oil reserves, sand niggers can go back home.
It's your region, you guys really should take responsibility for your siblings appalling behavior.
>>71359226
I had 6-11 classmates when and where i went to school
>>71369349
Sweden is far stronger than we are. We can't compete at all. We barely have a millitary anymore. We're just taking in drunk russian fishermen to port at this point with our navy. Our army are not used to war at all, and now we have a shitload of girls in the army because of the new "girls have to be enlisted" shit. We're weak as fuck, totally relying on Nato. (Which Norway leads, kek)
I guess Denmark would help us instead of Sweden if one of us attacked one another, so we might have a chance if that would happen. We could take the crazy fuckers from Svalbard tho. 1 man from svalbard=100 men from sweden.
>>71362476
Explain Iceland then. Colonized by the adventurous type vikings.
It's the last 70 years of intense brainwashing, not genetics.
>>71358020
Apparently niggers can't help stealing bikes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tufnWwV2J5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bN76TvJspY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qIwu22WaBw
>>71370083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE
Iceland is even worse than Sweden.
>>71369921
It's easy for you to daydream about this from solid gold mountains, but there is no turning back
so save this rare de gaulle and have a nice day
>>71358799
+the blonde girls are sisters.
>Muh dick
>>71362495
Anglo-centric twat doesn't know about Eastern European viking activities. Volga raids and trade, founding of Russia, Varangian guards, etc.
>>71368709
We tried Norwegian bro. Hard! 10.000s of Danes and 1000s great marines of Norway have lost their lives to protect our countries.
Sweden is mongrel. Have always been.
Without Norway, Denmark would have been overrun. With Denmark, Norway would have been overrun.
Sweden is one of the first countries to practice state-sponsored, systematic and completely overt genocide, over a large region, ever.
In Skåne of all places. After getting stealing it from Denmark-Norway, they pressured, killed and generally genocided the Danish population within a generation. Denmark by it self, lost the riches region, 25% of its landmass og 33% of its population.
The native peasant skåninger though one of the first guerilla wars as well. They were Danish through and through.
To add insult to injury, the most heavily islamified region of Sweden now is fucking Skåne.
Even supporting Germany against Norway!
Fuck you Sweden. Your are a disgrace!
>>71359980
>haven't eaten in 2 1/2 days
>still almost threw up
Thanks blyat
>>71370416
>muh heritagefag
Nobody cares about the east.
>>71368709
My family left Denmark to escape the Swedes, and now centuries later I have to deal with their cuckery and shitposting on the internet. Is nowhere safe?
>>71362896
Muslims will have destroyed the country entirely by 2100
>>71370416
>varangian guards
Even a thousand years ago, Swedes would travel thousands of miles to find BBC. It's amazing how such a gay nation still exists.
>>71356100
The one on the left is fictional, the one on the right is you.
>>71356493
i didnt find her hot. too much perfection ruins everything
>>71370271
That's my point dummy.
>>71356100
>Swedish men 1016
Anybody knows what type of camera they used?
>>71370438
Why havn't we just gone to war against Sweden? Finnland, Denmark, and Norway at the same time. We could slay them all (Not the white ones obviously, the true swedes are good at washing toilets and peeling bananas)
We should have done it ages ago. We could split their nuclear power in 3 ways as spoils of war. I don't know what else Sweden has. Iron maybe.
>>71370564
Your indifference doesn't change the fact that Swedes DID do all that rape and pillage shit Danes and Norwegians did.
>British education
>>71371073
>I don't know what else Sweden has. Iron maybe.
the largest collection of dildos used by men in the whole world?
>>71367457
>imported slaves
>in Italy
?
We created the Renaissance, your move McDonalds gut.
>>71370216
fucking animals.
>>71370271
i was gonna visit iceland before i die. not anymore
>>71370809
Even the country is shaped like a penis.
>>71371553
this isn't even funny to me. it just shows how much we've feminized men, and it seems even worse in Sweden.
>>71371073
Didn't the Swedes OWN your ass for a couple of centuries?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_between_Sweden_and_Norway
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Empire
>>71371212
I don't see who we could sell those used dildos to tho, bro. Ah, of course. Germany. Cuckmaster supreme.
>"There are mostly women and children, like almost all of them. They're highly educated too. We just know they are, fuck off with the statistics- Germany
>>71370532
>haven't eaten in 2 1/2 days
Are you okay anon?
>>71371732
Nah, it's far more complicated than that. It was sort of an alliance. We just switched teams to Denmark and Sweden, but then we wanted to be by our own after we remembered that we're far better than them.
>>71371205
You appear to have missed the point of my original post. It was an attempt to mock the country specified in the OP in a way that would rustle them because they know how forgettable their ancestors actions were to the western world. You however, you went all MUH HERITAGE on me and decided to take the bait whilst the Swedes did not. What does that say about you? Either that or you have a "viking" fetish like most burgerfriends do (because apparently raping and pillaging is "kewl" these days) and think that their culture and customs were exclusive to "Scandinavia" which you will no doubt include Finland in because most burgers do. Now run along and take the hook out of your lip my dear boy.
>>71368517
Definitely the roach. I barely consider Englishmen to be men.
>>71371553
Faggot
Jeb/10
Soulless stare into camera
Faggot
Why Sweden why?? Guys would be beat half to death for looking and acting like that here.
>>71371553
when the new meme is on point
>>71371798
I think I'll be alright fammy.
>>71371866
The events of 1905 put an end to the uneasy Union between Sweden and Norway that was entered into in 1814 — reluctantly by Norway, coerced by superior Swedish force.
>superior Swedish force.
Lol, based Wikipedia.
>>71356532
Magic you godamned maniac
>>71370271
Wew lad
>>71371553
It wouldn't look half as bad if they didn't have the camera hang on each one for 10 seconds. How else are you meant to fill that time except doing some faggy actions or just staring into the camera like a syndrome.
>>71371899
Well at least they're white unlike yourself, Jose.
>>71371732
Not really. Norway taken from Denmark and given to Sweden by England after the Napoleonic war. But the people absolutely didn't want this and was willing to wage war against Sweden. This resulted in Sweden not being able to hold on to us for very long even they though they military superiority.
>>71363383
>tfw you will never look like that
why live?
>>71356493
>>71356808
This. Stay away from nordic girls
>>71356668
>Colin
This guy is from the UK
don't let britcucks fool you
>>71357276
>>71372148
They did a shitty and pathetic thing tho. They did all that crap to our men and women right after the black plague killed one third of our population. We had lost loads of fighters and wisdom. They're cockless cucs, all of them. The only way sweden wins wars is if they can backstab the country, so beware.
>>71371882
Or I am of Swedish ancestry and get annoyed when ignorant Brits imply Swedes have ALWAYS been pussies, "lol, they didn't even HAVE vikings because Swedes didn't invade MY homeland." Hence the Anglo-centric twat remark.
I hate whats happening there now. I can barely resist the urge to fly over there and PURGE the land!
>>71372590
Don't forget. Hen starts war, hen fuels war.
>>71372590
I'm bluffing, or taking shots in the dar. I don't know much about that time period. I know alot about the viking age, not much about the "we had a swede as a sort of king"- time.
>>71372590
sweden is cucked as fuck today, but that doesn't change the fact that
1. sweden took on all their neighbours and built an empire
2. norway has been slaves to denmark and norway for hundreds of years, and are only independent because sweden was merciful
3. norwegian girls have a strange obsession with swedish men
>>71363691
they had tattoos. dumb ass
>>71356100
>Sweden, what happened?
They got Jewed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ4zhEfjXqA
>>71356100
>Implying it is in a sunny country on left
>Northern Europe
>Guy on the right is a Britbongian
Are you high op? Because you are beyond stupid.
>>71372398
at least they are a cute couple
>>71372383
Just teasing, we are all Scandinavian brothers.
>>71373141
>we are all Scandinavian brothers
>Amerifat flag
LOL
>>71372766
I know that your Swede blood is your favourite fraction of your mutt existence (though i'm surprised you haven't heritagefagged to the max and called yourself a Swedish American yet), you've been reciting wikipedia extracts about them in this thread. Did a few lines on the internet make it seem "hip and cool" to you? Better go buy a horned helmet and start learning Swedish! God you heritagefags are adorable. Hey just out of curiosity (for fun), in which country or countries in the UK are "Brits" from?
>>71358799
2 whites one flip. jesus fuck
>>71371073
Well I'm amazed by the Norwegians loyalty. Everytime it was darkest for Denmark, Norway always where behind us. Never have we been forced to put down any real rebellions.
That is actually quite an accomplishment for both our people.
Having said that, Sweden did have some AMAZING FUCKING luck.
In 1660, when we lost Skåne, Halland og Blekinge, Oresund froze complete stift so they could march over and seize Denmark completely, but Copenhagen. When all the nobles failed King Fredrik III in the back and supported Sweden, Fredrik promised the citizens full rights as the nobles if they would fight to the death. Copenhagen was saved and some meddling from Russia, and the war ended with our great nations "only" lost the Skåne, Halland and Blekinge. We then became an absolute monarchy, with the normal citizen getting alot more rights.
The under Napoleon. Britain, wanted to capture the our fleet, second largest in the world after the British. They were we would support Napoleon, even though we had NO such intentions.
Britain landed troops and they navy came. We werent prepared, alot of our ships were in dock and sailors and marines, alot of them Norwegians were on "leave".
Well we lost. They did it a second time, and forcing us to ally with Napolean. Meanwhile Sweden had allied with Napolean, but the general that ended in Sweden, switch sides suddenly and we ended, completely unfair as the losers.
Norway were forced into union with Sweden. And the rest you properly own :)
Why Sweden cuck completely and supported Germany instead of Norway and Denmark, is insane. Imagine if Sweden entered the war. The same could have been said if Denmark had put up a proper fight.
>>71372781
Veldig urelatert, men jeg ville sporre en nordmann om det her, gidder ikke lage en tråd på b eller noen plasser. Det er ei pen kurdisk dama her som er interessert i meg, hun ser hvit ut og alt, men har såklart svært sort hår og oyne. Hun eier en restaurant og er rimelig rik for å si det mildt. Jeg har lyst til å legge hele denne "ikke miks raser" -tingen på hylla, eller er jeg patetisk nå? Kanskje hyklersk? Ville andre nordmenn se ned på meg hvis jeg fannt ut at jeg skulle gjore noe slikt? Jeg ser jo at folk kutter kontakten med fok som er sammens med brune og sorte folk, men kurder? Jeg har ikke lyst til å bli vennelos som så mange andre har blitt.
>>71372925
>They got Jewed
Truth
>>71367622
Fuck off you filthy sand nigger
>>71356100
Ragnar lived during the late 700s-early 800s dumb bait poster
>>71370866
>this is considered hot in turkey
>>71373193
ALL my ancestors came here from Sweden in 1870's, like half of Sweden did during that time.
And thank fuck for that or else I'd be just another brainwashed cuck.
>>71372478
Kek, is like they were trying to catch a dog
>>71362780
What do you want me to do? Teleport there?
>>71372816
Now where the fuck do you get that from? "Norwegian girls have a strange obsession with swedish men"? I kek'd out load, bro. They look at you as the toilet cleaners and cashiers, so I can't see where that came from.
>"Norway has been slaves to Denmark and Norway"
>Norway has been bros with Denmark forever, and the swedes never really had Norway, did they?'
When the Swedes tried their jew tax crap on Norwegians, we rebelled at once, and sweden "gave us freedom because of being merciful" bullshit, Sweden was scared at the time, since Russia was fucking with you, and you didn't want Norway to attack from the other side.
>>71368385
Just a reminder that the 'Irish' are British and always will be.
>>71356100
thats a man in a modern tv show
>>71372478
He's Scottish.
>>71373767
loud*
>>71373211
Not a mutt like you brits. Products of Dane, Norwegian, Anglo, Norman, French and now Muslim rapes.
>>71362215
>>71362215
>Munch
after Gogh he is the cancerest.
>>71356342
Uh it was like 900 A.D I don't think they had a way of keeping a beard perfectly trimmed my pretty princess
>>71372398
>>71372478
Why aren't they shooting him? Where are their armored vans? I don't get it.
Snapchat story on Easter for Sweden
>>71356100
is he taking estrogen or something?
>>71358799
Purple Aki in a wig at the back, in the middle?
>>71373767
>bros
denmark cucked you and there is no way around it. you were cucked good and hard. you were slaves, not free just that you didn't have the power to break free like sweden
>scared of russia
russia kind of had internal problems by ww1 in case you missed it. sweden wasn't worried about russia, especially with them having problems with their other neighbours as well
>They look at you as the toilet cleaners and cashiers, so I can't see where that came from.
then why couldn't they stay away from my cock when i lived in oslo?
>>71356100
>>71356100
>left: a massive hipster with 'le trendy' manbun and meme-beard. You fucked up OP
>>71373996
Of course you aren't Jose, we believe you mr mix and match 1/8 Swedish man. You didn't answer my question though which i'm not sure if it's out of being afraid of being embarrassed again or you're refusing to take the b8 some more. Oh well, back to reading wikipedia for you my "le aryan heritage" friend. Thanks for the easy (You)'s.
>>71372816
>norway has been slaves to denmark and norway for hundreds of years, and are only independent because sweden was merciful
Norway and Denmark shared a union for several hundred years. And we formed the union voluntarily, as the black plague devastated our population and economy.
The Swedish-Norwegian "union" on the other hand. Was a testament to the savagery of the Swede. The fact that you were willing to kill your own brethren whom shared the same language as you. Just so you could have more clay reflects more poorly on Sweden than Norway. And it’s not like it was a fair fight. You had probably three times the population and a military industrial complex. The reason we managed to have independence was because our shrewd diplomats and fierce nationalism at the time.
>>71374326
Swedish Reconquista soon...
>>71373226
Well, Sweden is our bitch now tho. We own all their pretty girls it seems. Their government said: "we have to wait and see what Norway does in this situation before we know what to do". They're basically clueless on how to rule a country, and that's really scary. Especially since we have a big border to those fuckers. Luckily, we have loads of huge mountains on that border so the lazy niggers won't climb those ones, that's for sure. I'm fairly surtain that we'll be at war against Sweden in the next 15 years. The tension is rising every year. Even the leftist media in Norway is using Malmo and Stockholm as a scare example of immigration, then you know they've fucked up.
Denmarkbro will surely come help us kill kebab in Sweden if asked.
>Pic related, a Danish and Norwegian woman being bros.
>>71359980
Literally
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>>71372347
How did you know my name is Jose and that I like burgers??? That's uncanny! Do the other gays -er, muslims -er, Englishmen posses this skill where you're from?
>>71356100
Don't worry, he gets into STEM in the future and becomes a productive member of the federation
>>71374518
you were the bitches of denmark, fair and simple. you did as master denmark told you
but your masters did something stupid which was picking a fight with sweden. we won norway fairly
norway never built an empire, always lived in the shadow of greater nations
>>71374655
Come on you can do better than that. Thats some fucking weak bants m80. Also, who said i was English? Oh you thought the Union Jack was the English flag, kek.
>>71360960
You must have been the tallest man in Mexico. Why did you cross the Rio Grande and come here?
>>71374448
Oslo isn't Norway. Oslo is Oslo. You have China, and you have Hong Kong. Oslo is the butthole of Norway, spewing out shit all day long, doing nothing but move papers and taking 30 dollars per pint of beer. Fuck that place, and their people. There is a reason why Anders Breivik fucked up that place. Oslo is the cancer of Norway, and their girls are as much worth to the rest of Norway as the aboriginals are worth to the Australians. When almost every other Norwegian hear that Oslo dialect on a girl, we instantly get a limp dick, since they fuck basically everything. Aids and herpes are everywhere there, so if I could give you some advice- go to the doctor and get yourself checked. Would you go to Somalia and fuck a hooker without a condom? It's the same thing with the girls from Oslo.
>>71360960
>5'8
You should probably try Japan instead. Or if that doesn't work maybe suicide is your best option.
>>71374469
>in which country or countries in the UK are "Brits" from?
England, Wales...Scotland, but not really. It's mostly slang for the English, not literally everyone in the British isles.
Like how you wankers call all Americans "Yanks." Woefully incorrect technically, but it's just slang.
