This 'Brazil is a huge jungle favela' meme is bullshit and based on cherrypicked images that are selected from the communities who developed a way to build houses in harsh territory must stop.
Brazil is one of the most modern countries in the world today. If you think you'll just come to Brazil and get robbed and murdered, you are an idiot. Only tourist assholes who come with their 7k+ phones and try to boast their environment destroying technology in front of the natives get mugged.
This is what happens when you go to white countries:
>accused of rape
>forced to live inside a cuckshed by Ahmed
>given hormones so you can switch genders
>given drugs if you like running
>raped by immigrants who have more rights than you
>censored if you try to complain
It is disgusting and unnatural. I prefer to get robbed and rapped by a gorilla than to live in a culture that worships verbal abuse and has to prep the bull everyday. Even though european women prefer the foreigners and there is no problem in women preferring anything.
Brazilians are not murderers who live in favela. Don't fall for the memes. All real murders in Brazil only happens during weekly daylight executions.
If you come to Brazil and get stabbed it is not because of the brazilians but because YOU enjoy boasting and teasing the class conflicts with the locals. Most europeans like to show off their iPhones here and I have myself a stolen phone from a tourist and don't feel ashamed.
>>71344192
>I have myself a stolen phone from a tourist and don't feel ashamed.
Damn.. you made a pretty gud argument until you revealed you inner dindu...
Correction:
All murders from daylight executions only happen in Brazil weekly. It is not the rule.*
Favelas are communities which adapted to the harsh terrain. It is impossible to build 15 stores shitholes like other countries with favela angles. I study architecture.
>>71344360
I did not steal the phone. I bought it from a crackhead who works in Copacabana beach. Sorry for the confusion.
We arent THAT bad, its true.
Much better than Turkey and dare i say Russia.
But what you said here;
>I have myself a stolen phone from a tourist and don't feel ashamed.
Is disgusting.
I have to admit however that Brazil is not a place for kindness and your success depends on whether or not you are smart.
Brazil will be the 6th developed country in america
1.- canada
2.- Us
they already are.
3.- Chile
4.-Uruguay
5.- Argentina
6.-brazil
7.- México
>>71344589
Still not that much of a fair comparison since the whole Argentina has the same amount of people as a single state of Brazil.
>>71344686
so? is your problem, no argentine's problem. Us has 320.000.000
>>71344589
Brazil is leagues above Chile and more next to Canada than /pol/ will ever admit.
nah
>>71344589
>>71344686
>>71344826
And Uruguay has the population of 1/4 of São Paulo (the city, not the state). And Chile has only 5 million more people than that city.
And its like, "Yea the average is shit, but we have many more better places than you do because we're just that massive."
Brazilians are truly the slutty attention seekers of the internet lol
>>71344840
In what is better than chile? Education, life expectancy? % of graduates, GDP percápita, IDH, free market....we are better in every aspect. but brazil will be a good country too
>>71344192
That hue!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXoXcI_DRwA
>>71345026
I'm just saying this because /pol/ seems to have a perspective of my country that is not close to what it actually is, you know.
>>71344589
Actually, it's:
1. Canada
2. United States
3. Chile
4. Uruguay
5. Argentina
6. Barbados
7. Costa Rica
8 Panama
9. Brazil
>>71345409
By what criteria?
>>71345502
United Nations Development Program http://hdr.undp.org/es/data
>>71345409
costa rica is definitely above argentina if we're counting central americans
>>71344192
>How dare people use the nice things they worked hard to buy
>I feel entitled to buy stolen goods because I didn't steal them directly
>Even if said behavior only encourages criminals to keep stealing more shit
>Article 180 of the Criminal Code, what the fuck is that?
Literal nigger logic, monkeys like you should be hanged first.
>>71345635
>gender development index
>>71345772
I've never made my research but yes, it would be totally possible.
>>71344192
>asks to not fall for the memes
>falls for the memes himself
>>71345865
wtf? look again, it's table 1
>>71344192
stfu monkey
>>71345409
yes, you were more accurate than me.
>>71346014
If you are going by table 1 then the USA is ahead of Canada.
>>71346179
anon from Chile was talking about future
>>71344192
>tfw no petite white brazili girl with big bunda so I could bury my face in and fall asleep at night, far from mosquties in cold bolan
:_;
n-nights are cold here
>Chile is developed
My favorite meme.
>>71346340
It just doesnt have enough people to be relevant enough to be classified as not developed.
>>71346340
favorite memes
1. Chile is developed
2. Argentina is white
3. Brazil is not a shithole
4. Peruvians are humans
Latin america is a shithole. Literally 50% of the population there are nigs
>>71346484
lol so Switzerland is not relevant enough? Nor iceland or Denmark? nice logic
>>71344192
From what I've been reading during this whole impeachment process, it seems like Brazil suffers from the same two major problems America does, you guys are just further along down the path.
Those two problems being: violent shitskins, and Communism.
I don't say Chile is developed, I say chile will be developed
>>71346550
>Fucking Sweden talking about niggers
I'm sorry, but Brazil is still for the most part awfully underdeveloped. Maybe in 50/100 years
>>71344686
>>71345014
Nigeria has 174 million people. It's still a shithole. Population != developed.
>>71346550
Sweden is a shithole. Literally 50% of the population there are somalians.
>>71346340
plus, you are peruvian, one of worst shitty country in the world, only above africa, pakistán and India.
>>71346311
>anon from Chile was talking about future
We're building a wall, Canada is buying airplane tickets for whatever third world scum wants to invade. Canada's future is not a good one.
>>71344192
99% of US or Euro tourists who can afford to vacation to Brazil will also have a smartphone, iPhone or Android equivalent.
So you are saying
>Brazil is one of the most modern countries in the world today
but at the same time telling tourists to dress and act poor in order to fit into Brazil.
Sounds like bullshit.
>>71346830
I am saying that it is much easier to get good ratings in a country that is 1/4 of a single Brazilian city (urugay) or the population of a single Brazilian state (argaytina) than it is to get in the entire Brazil together.
>>71346904
>let me tell you about your country
>>71344192
Why do Brazilians eat so many bugs, rodents and reptiles?
>>71346963
whatever, I don't care about burger niggers either.
>>71344192
There are more murders in Brazil than in Europe and the US combined.
>>71346963
yeah, but you still have to get rid of 30 millon niggers
>>71347045
>rape capital of the world
Enjoy the somalian cock, cuckboy.
>>71347195
reported to mods for weak bantz
>>71347032
So why Rwanda can't?
>>71344192
>OP is a fag
>Posts pretty standard "my country is unfairly maligned" boilerplate
>BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ABRUPTLY
>"when I vosit your country I get accused of rape"
>why can't I hold all this what?
>>71344192
How do you Brazilians not walk around with stark erections all day given how thick and hot your women are?
>>71347326
>the bants may be weak but the cocks surely are not
>>71347118
We don't.
>>71347326
Now I know I triggered you, sissy boy, maybe your mother was raped by a somalian and talking about that makes you sad?
>>71347415
Reminds me of Berniefags "muh socialism iz greats" "muh brazil iz awesomes"
>>71344192
>7k phones
>developed nation
Wut
>>71347498
You learn how to place it in a way that doesnt show.
And sometimes its ok to give a hint of how big you are.
>>71347516
you must be 12, woman or below 85 IQ and autistic to not come up with anything better than this
you life must be boring us fuck
If your country is OK, then how come the athletes will be swimming in salmonella shit water during the olympic games? We'll probably have a new disease after the games.
>>71344192
You're nigger tier, get off my 4chan
>>71347624
if i would be a dismorfed nigger, i would be mad too
totally understandable
>>71347759
>I'm sure you are very enterntained by the abundant ammount of BBC you have to handle with you fukboi ass every day sven
>A truly entertaining life and history of acceptance and understanding
I just want that PC parts and games gets cheaper in Brazil, so I can keep indulging myself in my hobbies and escape reality without having to pay gorillion monthly installments whenever I want to buy a top GPU.
>>71344192
LOL Brazil is fucked.
Developed into what? A giant favela exhibit?
>>71344192
I don't think you seem to realise what board you're on, Portuguese wannabe.
Every country is shat on over here. European, American, Asian, African, Middle Eastern - doesn't matter.
There's enough shit flying to make poo-in-loos seem inadequate.
Take your rampant nationalism elsewhere. Or learn to bantz.
>>71347863
So, we're like London?
>>71344558
>Much better than Turkey
In what regard? We definitely are a safer place to live in.
>>71344192
You live in a trash can. STFU. We will see at the Olympics when every athlete comes back with AIDS and Zika just from being there.
>>71348361
>every athlete comes back with AIDS and Zika just from being there
Said by the country where everyone has autism and is fat as shit.
we have revolutions now you dumb bitch motherfucker. world super power by year 2030. we fuck you up good.
>>71348326
You have a literal war with the Kurds in the east. You downed a Russian jet, and are getting more unstable as time passes and Syria dissolves.
You also had terrorist attacks in your major cities.
And i mean, in overall power Brazil simply holds a better and more respectable position in the UN and to the world.
Its even against the law to mock your leader.
>>71344192
>trying this hard
If you want to know how big of a shithole brazil is, just go on liveleak. It's on par with china.
AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR BR BR BR BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA AHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>71346340
El peruANO
>>71344192
Brazil doesn't have an high enough average IQ to form a developed nation.
>>71348628
10/10
This is an average city in South Brazil.
I came into this thread looking for pics of qt Brazilian girls and all I got was shitposting. Thanks /pol/.
Yea. All those videos on Liveleak is fake and shit. First world at its finest.
>>71344840
>Brazil
>More developed than Chile
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>B-but muh ecomiez
And life expentancy, IDH? You are retarded. Chile is leagues above Brazil, deal with it Hue.
>>71349299
>IDH
You dumb spic monkey, it's HDI.
>>71349205
looool
>>71349205
"brazil is developed"
>>71349205
"muh development"
>>71344192
How hard is it to find a big booty bitch in your country down for anal? I'd love to shove my dick in a big brazilian booty. Also if I get any girls pregnant and leave will your government come track me down?
>>71349675
NO, STAY AWAY.
Brazilian bunda is for Brazil.
I am tired of all this sexual tourism.
Brazil is NOT for sex with luxury prostitutes.
>>71348987
>2016
>still falling for the IQ meme
>>71349425
Thats how you say it in Spanish. Also
>Brazilian
>calling someone else dumb
>CALLING SOMEONE ELSE A MONKEY
spic comes from hispanic, wich comes from Hispania to call the people living there as iberians. So if we use logic to use that term with Spanish-speaking Americans, then the same goes for you. Because Portugal is in Iberia.
Step by step so you could understand it.
>>71349885
Too fucking bad.
We'll take what we want and you'll gladly accept our money.
>>71349988
>spic comes from hispanic, wich comes from Hispania to call the people living there as iberians. So if we use logic to use that term with Spanish-speaking Americans, then the same goes for you. Because Portugal is in Iberia
Except that "hispanic" nowadays means a spanish speaker. So I'm glad to say we're not dirty spics like you, you disgusting moor.
>>71349425
Why is it that Brzil is better then? Explain.
>>71349449
>>71349510
>>71349625
>Argentina
>giving shit to Brazil for calling themselves a developed nation
>>71350276
You are also hispanic just because it is used mostly by Americans to Mexicans other Latin-Americans doesn't mean you are. Spain and Portugal are hispanic same with IberoAmerica.
>dirty spics
>Brazil
Really man... Stop think before posting. Also you didn't answer.
>>71350709
>implying Spain is developed
>>71350709
>Just because it is used mostly by Americans to Mexicans and other Latin-Americans doesn't mean you aren't****
Fixed, mobile phone is being a bitch.
>>71350709
>>71350915
Portugal and Brazil are considered Latin.
Hispanic is only for spainish colonies and spain.
Source is wikipedia
>>71350709
You dumb retarded, Portugal used to be hispanic when it belonged to Hispania and its first language was spanish, nowadays you can't say that anymore because Portugal is another country and has a different language.
>>71350817
Nice reading comprehention my friend. Of course Brazil will be developed by 2020 and superpower, and supersaiyan with that education.
Where in the world did you read that i said Spain was the bestest countriez in da wrolda? Nowhere because i didn't type it. Even so Spain IS developed, even if you don't think so because
>muh economuh
>>71350999
>source Wikipedia
Kek
>>71351035
Hispania was a region not a kingdom. The romans called it Hispania. We are not talking about kingdoms here. We are talking about the region and it's inhabitants. IberoAmerica is hispanic and there is nothing wrong with it. I don't know whats the problem with you guys getting all triggered.
Just becuase it is used as a bad way of calling Mexicans, there is nothing wrong with the term Hispanic.
>>71346340
El peruANO
Go eat your pigeon anon
>>71351739
>he doesn't eat a pigeon
>or a fucking rat-like creature
Ugh we are subhumans
>>71351673
Why don't you provide your source that says Brazil is Hispanic ?
>>71351927
Etimology. Hispanic doesn't mean Spanish. Its a another way of calling Iberians.
>>71344192
>this thead
>>71349885
Well I'm sure as hell not coming there to practice Portugese. You should be thankful that I'm willing to spend a few hundred to rent a hilltop mansion and have a rotating harem of prostitutes service me day and night.
>>71351673
Yet you don't realize you can't call a portuguese hispanic because they speak another language, no only that, there's still one language between portuguese and spanish, which is galego. Portugal is another completely different nation than Spain, they were celtic and actually had celtic culture.
>>71352294
If you have enough money to rent a mansion, then tinder alone will land you hundreds of girls.
During the world cup, Brazilian girls were fucking all random gringos in tinder.
>>71352232
this whole thread got rekt by a brazil monkey, holy fucking shit guys.
>>71344192
Gringo here. I lived in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil teaching English and I traveled throughout the country, including Sao Paulo, Minas Gerais, Salvador, Bahia, Fortaleza, Manaus, SC, Rio Grande do Sul, and several other places.
The reason Brazil will never be a First World nation is because the population is the result of many generations of race-mixing. It started with the white colonial Portuguese who bred with the indigenous indian squaws and African negro slave women. This went on for hundreds of years. Today, almost the entire Brazilian population has negro admixture. Consequently, the average IQ in Brazil is about 85. Now that might not be an entirely bad thing, let me explain.
To put that in context, if /pol/ were a nation of racemixed, low IQ, ass-and-tit-obsessed partiers, then we wouldn't face the constant depression and sense of worthlessness that comes form contemplating abstract notions of meaning and purpose. (pic related) We would just ignorantly go on enjoying carnal pleasure until we die one day. This describes Western society save for the racemixed part.
But a lot of Westerners still concern themselves with societal problems and want to "save the world," as they say. The racemixing part is crucial because it would lower the IQ to around 85 and make this type of abstract nearly impossible for the average person.
People would be happy in their low IQ, animalistic ignorance. No one would even be able to contemplate anything other than the best carnal pleasure and its fulfillment. There would be 'degeneracy,' but no one would be capable of experiencing any sorrow over a fallen civilization, they would simply keep on fucking each other.
is it better to be a happy pig or sad philosopher?
>>71344192
You are a fucking imbecile. Really, now. Remember, kids, you should post only when you reach 18 years, or shit like this thread happens.
I met a BR once. Nice guy and worked hard.
But I'm not gonna base my entire opinion of a country on one guy. I'm gonna base it off your demographics and crime statistics and Brazil is a shitehole based on those.
>>71349449
>>71349510
>>71349625
>Argentina shitting on favelas
aa
>>71352375
>Portugal
>celtic
Don't try to mock me. I live in fucking Asturias. We are the one with celtic ancestry. Hell, that doesn't even matter.
SPANISH AND HISPANIC ARE DIFFERENT WORDS. They sound similar but it is not the same. You are bassically using the word as the Americans use it and not the way it is meant to use it. Not even talking about languages, but the whole point of the name "Spain" was to unify the Iberian Peninsula. It then changed it's meaning after the Centuries.
Now Hispanic is used BY AMERICANS the wrong way and you are just oveying without researching.
>>71352767
Believe it or not Straya,the bad statistics we have all come from two single regions,the north and the northeast,why do you think the congress wants to kick them the fuck off the country
>>71352294
>rent a hilltop mansion
In Brazil, the hilltops are where the favelas are located - there are no mansions on the tops of the mountains, only slum housing. It's the complete opposite of how we live in the USA, where rich Americans own homes with the best views and the poor Americans live in the inner city.
>>71352727
Marked.
Amazing wisdom.
You've justified perfectly that Herpes you got banging those transgenders in Brazil.
I at least believe you were suspending your emotional turmoils and embracing happiness instead of angst, though.
>>71352996
Wrong answer, Brazil.
Your bad statistics come from the same place as our bad statistics: from our negro populations.
>>71352767
Mate, >>71352996 this guy is right.
Two regions fuck the entire country because they produce nothing and receive a big part of all federal tax money in return.
This is why the South want to get out.
>>71344192
Brazil could be okay if you solved your dindu and spic problem. Yes, the US needs to do that too, but Brazil definitely has a bigger problem with that than us.
>>71349449
>>71349510
>>71349625
>>71349205
pls no guise I can only handle so much lol
>>71353206
Really depends on the city tbqh
In some parts of Rio (the state,not the city)rich people live in hilltops near the beaches,like Búzios
>>71352996
If by north you mean the top 95% of your country.
>>71353370
Exactly,the northeastern states pretty much all have 75% black population,they literally hold more niggers than all of Brazil together
>>71353206
While it's true ours hills are filled with slums. Some hills in Rio do have mansions.
Justin Bieber rented a mansion in a hill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8XjwBMEkxM
>>71353658
No im serious,if you go to any state in Brazil then go to Piauí or some other state up there you'll think you're in another country
>>71344192
address to the daily executions, please
>>71352981
The meanings changed alongside with the history. The lusophony doesn't want to mess with spanish people and all their muslim past. Spain is like Bosnia and Turkey.
>>71353865
>that filename
>>71353485
1. Brazil has always had a huge population of negroes. During slavery, Brazil received more than ten times the total number of black Africans as did the USA.
2. Brazil was colonized by Catholics. This is crucially important to understanding race in Brazil, let me explain why. The U.S. was colonized by white Protestant males who brought white Protestant females from Europe and raised white Protestant families. There was minimal race-mixing with the local Amerindians, and even less with the negro African slave class. But in Brazil, the Catholic men had to leave their Catholic women behind in Europe because there was no way they were going to live with the savages in the New World. Therefore, the white Portuguese had to resort to fuckign the indigenous Amerindians and negro slaves, which consequently transformed Brazil into a race-mixed nation. Hundreds of years later, everyone in Brazil is part amerindian and part negro, meaning the population has a lower average IQ than if it were a non-mixed White nation.
Honestly, the best part about Brazil is the culo of your women.
>>71354342
this
i wish it wasn't true but that's life for you
![black-orpheus_5-scaled1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YfgXswT.jpg "black-orpheus_5-scaled1000[1].jpg")
>>71353629
Buzios is a beach town / playground for the wealthy. It's comparable to Martha's Vineyard or Key West.
My comment was about how people live in the cities. A really good example is the 1959 Brazilian movie Black Orpheus (Orfeu Negro), which showcases how good life was/is for the negro class in Rio atop the mountain favelas - pic related
>>71353899
ITS NOT ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT IT IS HOW IT IS BECAUSE HISTORY. Look idk what is going out with you, but you are not following me. I will explain it again:
>Romans
>conquering N shit
>come to Iberia (it is also called Iberia because the people living here where also called Iberos)
>"hey, lets call this place Hispania (Whole Iberia, not current day Spain)
>divide the territories a bit
>Reconquista
>ASTURIAS begings the reconquista
>Current day Portugal was also conquered so don't bring me "spanish and their moorish past"
>fastfoward to sXV
>yo Ferdinand, lets marry
>k Isabel
>Aragon and Castille are united
>how do we call our kingfom?
>SPAIN
Spain is called that way because they intended to unify Iberia as HISPANIA. Hispanic or "spic" is used in a wrong way by Americans.
I'm thinking about migrating to Florianopolis in 10 years, is there any better place in the south to move into? I'm from 750k city and I don't care that much about Polish diaspora.
>>71344192
>Brazilians are not murderers who live in favela.
>>71355059
>moving to hueland
u wot m8
>>71354707
I get mad everytime i think about the favelas,because the government's plan about 50 years ago was to make cities like São Paulo and Rio better by building new infrastructure and all that,but for that they would have to move the niggers to the interior,since they were all occupying the center of these cities,and eventually the government would tend to the interior too
But the niggers are too impatient and started fucking climbing the hills and building houses so they could stay close to the center of the cities and steal people's money,never let the government build their stuff there and as the end result the cities are mostly good in the center but the fucking favelas are there to make everything look bad
Favelas are what our country is know for because of the niggers,and they dare blame it on everyone else
>>71352727
I'm a pessimist because of my intelligence, but an optimist because of my will ;)
>>71355183
I'm fairly fascinated with your history and culture, I want to learn your language and I'll gladly diversify your bunda gene pool with my Aryan DNA.
>>71354342
>>71353485
The funny parallel here is this:
>Lincoln was gonna deport the slaves to Africa
>Gets Btfo'd
>Emperor of Brazil was gonna deport all of the slaves to Africa
>gets Btfo'd
>>71353770
1. Justin Bieber is a Canadian American, not a Brazilian. So obviously, he's going to think like an American - that the hill top properties are more valuable because that's the case in Los Angeles, where white people spend good money to live high up in the hills away from the spics and niggers.
2. The Bieber house in Brazil was a real estate scam -- several other celebrities were caught up in the same scam, too. Basically, some savvy Brazilian realtors convinced them to buy (suckered them into buying) over-priced homes in the hopes that it would gentrify the area and cause property values to increase nearby. Total bullshit scam. Trust me, Bieber aint living in that shit house, nor are any other celebrities. Fact is, people go to Brazil for two reasons - to get plastic surgery and to fuck sexy morena and mulatta sluts and whores.
South america threads are so /comfy/
>>71344192
I was in brazil for two months. I've been in numerous traffic accidents (only one was my fault), had several friends be robbed/attacked and I never found out the context but saw a burning bus in the streets. Didn't look like it had been in an accident.
I overheard brazilians complain that the carnival wasn't black enough (in salvador), that whites can't be trusted (salvador again), that tourists dress badly (as adviced by all tourist guide to prevent you from chimping out), that foreigners stink (there were 3 days without running water in the entire city). I've encountered numerous people trying tobscam or guilt trip me into something and witnessed kids breaking into a building and stealing a fire extuingisher.
Brazil is degenerate as fuck.
The south was more peaceful. And I enjoyed liberdade in sao paulo. Seeing japanese teens kiss on the street was surreal.
>>71344192
But can I own guns?
>>71355477
>people go to Brazil for two reasons - to get plastic surgery and to fuck sexy morena and mulatta sluts and whores.
Nah fampai,we have a fuckton of cool shit here,some nice sights,some of the most beautiful beaches in the world,historical cities,i really don't think the 7 million people coming here yearly do it for the sex,i made some Indonesian friends last year in Ouro Preto who were there to see the city,they are women,probably didn't come to fuck other women
>>71354897
Repeating that all the time won't change the fact that portuguese people are 2 languages far from you. Not only that, all the culture the portugueses developed was made based on their language. That's what I'm trying to say: although portuguese people and spanish people shared lots of their history, they took different paths and now are different people.
>>71355822
Gun were ripped away from us. Your NRA shills a lot here though. Which is nice. Too bad they aren't successful here. Maybe a Trump presidency.
>>71355735
Why did you go to Salvador my dude,literally the worst city in the worst state in the country
>>71356033
>Fortaleza
>>71355990
Make CBC great again !!!!
>>71356033
Because I come from a family that encouraged multiculturalism to the extreme and I thought the place with the most black people would be the place most worth visiting.
Thinking back, that really helped me along to not believing that multiculturalism is strength.
>>71356235
Last time i went to Fortaleza was about 6 years ago,is it bad now?
>>71355974
Calling a portuguese and a spanish "Hispanic" is the same as calling them "iberians" same with France, Spain, Italy and Romania when we can call them Romance countries. We still have a different language, but that doesn't mean we can't be abigger group. I repeat, it's nothing about language, it's another way of saying Iberian.
>>71356402
Jesus fuck,i feel bad for you
Please tell me you at least visited Gramado when you were here?
>>71356235
Fuck, couldn't walk 10 metres without prostitutes hitting on me.
>>71344558
Nowhere near as good as Russia and will never even come close.
fuck you, now that you made this circus shit, our president will get peach'd too
Brazil is a huge jungle favela
>>71356691
Why?
Macri is based white man,Jewma is a dirty commie
>>71356490
Nope.
Btw I said 2 months, but I meant 4 months.
1 month fortaleza / some village with a p
1 month salvador
1 month lencois
1 month shared between sao paulo and florionapolis.
>>71356691
Wut ? Macri is going to get peached why ?
>>71355974
Portuguese, Galician, Astur-Leonese, Castilian, Basque, Aragonese, Catalan = Hispanic
Latin American & Brazilian = Not hispanic, except of those with full hispanic ancestors
>>71356755
I get sad when i hear jungle
>destroy native indian settlements and turn parts of the amazon into soy plantations
>get called racists who don't care for the environment by the world
>preserve the amazon
>get called jungleboi by /pol/
i hate my life
>>71356490
Shit gramado pictures look amazing.
>>71356553
>prostitutes hitting on me
You do understand that's called marketing, right? We're talking about prostitutes here.
Anyway, there is a fucking SURPRISING lack of bunda in a thread about Brazil.
>>71356946
Bantz is all in good fun. Don't worry about it.
If you find it hard to take the bantz just do what I'd do: kill yourself.
>>71356825
Now i feel even worse
If you had at least visited Gramado you'd have some more good memories
>>71356786
>>71356846
Our ex president is linked to a cause that's basically, government buying millions of dollars, then intentionally fucking shit up so our currency goes down, so they get more pesos in exchange to those recently bought dollars
Here this is illegal (this may be not illegal somewhere else.) Now, our current government tried to get CFK arrested. But now, thanks to recent investigation, it's been found out that Macri and a lot of people of the current government did the same. And people want to impeach him
>>71357026
she looks like penis
>>71357026
Yes, but fuck the dude who brought two prostitutes to a dinner and tried to pass them as gf and sister.
>>71356958
Right?I like living here,the internet is kinda unstable but we have 1 crime a year and good food so i guess it's worth it,plus white
>>71357180
I have plenty of good memories though, no worries. I'll visit gramado next visit. Any other tips?
>>71357026
she looks like a penis
>>71357239
Glad I'm not the only one.
Brazilian living in the U.S of A here
Don't listen to OP, he's full of shit.
Look at that fucking shithole of a country if you got time to waste or you're stupid.
It's a fucking mess.
I'm going there for tourism this june and one of my friends are begging me to buy a PS4 for them because they don't want to get their asses raped in taxes, all of which will go to the pockets of shitty politicians.
The inflation is hilarious, their currency is worthless which is good for me I guess for the time being, fuck them.
They have a nigger culture of people wanting to buy shoes that costs $50 on any developed country.
Their shit doesn't work right 90% of the time as far as government goes because the government is always stealing its own money.
Their universities are closed at least 60% of the term because money that was supposed to be going there ended up in someone's pockets.
The country is a monkey ridden laughing stock that will take several fucking decades to get its shit together.
I'm glad I left.
>>71357305
>Yes, but fuck the dude who brought two prostitutes to a dinner and tried to pass them as gf and sister.
Welcome my friend. Jeitinho at its finest.
>>71357555
Where in brazil did you live?
>>71357555
You have to come back.
>>71357555
>>71347498
Who said we don't?
>>71344192
How can a nation develop if it's chalk full of sub-90 IQ niggers and spics who can't even manage a stable democracy?
>>71357612
>jeitinho
Had to google it, but damn, that word describes so many situations I've been in.
To be honest, I started to use it a lot and other aquafreshes just don't know what hit them.
>>71357457
Come during the end of the year,our christmas festival is one of the biggest tourist attractions in Brazil,also do the tours to Canela and the tours through the region in general,go to the place where they make wine and all that,they explain the process and it's pretty cool
Also check out Camboriú in case you haven't
>>71357911
You ain't hiding anything
>>71357941
Don't worry leaf, you're learning.
>>71344192
>>71353234
You do realize carol seleme moved out of that shithole to the US and married a white American man right?
Even if your best get out when they get the chance and come running to the white man. Pic related is the look she gives when she knows shes about to get the BWC.
>>71354618
On the bright side all that racemixing has given you the best asses in the world.
>>71358136
holy fuck this pic is big
>>71358172
>our teachers unions own most of your utility companies
>Don't worry leaf, you're learning.
>>71357941
Jews like Dilma. Without Jews on either end of the political spectrum, Brazil will revert to Sub-Saharan tendencies.
>>71357877
>>71357702
Nah, I'm a citizen here now, though, I had to pay $7 for not voting on elections to renew my passport
I'm going back for like 30 days and then come back
I'm voting trump btw
>>71357673
I lived in the federal district, brasilia..
It was alright, thank god I got out before the car wash shit
>>71358172
he reminds me of Owen Wilson characters.
>>71358366
As i sayd you're learning.
>>71358241
I guess
>>71344558
Brazil is a shithole because the politicians are corrupt, the politicians are corrupt because they perfectly represent their people.
>>71358366
You will be just like US soon enought, Welcome to the club
>>71352727
But they aren't happy pigs. There is nothing more satisfying than setting goals and achieving them. Nobody is less happy than a stupid guy who doesn't understand why he's feeling shit.
People who say ignorance is bliss is wrong. They just look at the happy moments and ignore the intense frustrations trying to fill out a tax form or not having the patience and firesight to breed with a reliable partner.
>>71344589
>>71345409
>third worlders UNIRONICALLY believe Canada is more developed that the US
Latin Americans who've lived under the heel of dictator after dictator can't understand freedom, so I guess it makes sense.
>>71344192
KKK ZIKA FEJOADA
>>71344192
I literally had zero opinion one way or another on Brazilians before I started working with them at sea all over the world. From that point on, you became my least favourite nationality, or your male population at least. I've never met such a bunch of effeminate, preening, emotional, muscle-mary crybabies in all my life.
top kek brazilian monkeys are the new india
>>71357239
>>71357500
Literal faggots detected.
>>71347498
It's not necessarily related to the women though, I'm gay and I still have a permaerection and endless libido.
>>71358821
Part of my family lives in NJ,i quite enjoy your country
fuck Canada it's too damn cold even for me and i live in the south
>>71359071
Why?We're actually having civil discussions here without anyone spamming poo memes at us
>>71358821
Enjoy your freedom when you're laying on a hospital bed, burger eater.
>>71344192
BR?
BR?
GIBE MONI PLS I REPORT U
>>71359447
Tell me about the executions, theft, and other crimes you have committed.
can someone please translate all the bannana speak in this thread???
>>71360019
One time some dude called my waifu shit so i beheaded him and took his shoes
Your turn Tyrone
![Saude+Publica+2013[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/00eXZRI.jpg "Saude+Publica+2013[1].jpg")
>>71359527
Enjoy your free healthcare faggot
>>71360318
I mean,if you can't spell banana properly i guess i shouldn't be surprised you can't understand your own language
>>71359071
Brazil = rising superpower
USA = declining superpower
Remember to be nice on your way down, once Brazil is on top, you will want our respect.
>>71360574
Paaaahahahahahahahaha
>>71360531
can someone translate pls???
>>71360574
>Brazil = rising superpower
ye..nahhh
not in our lifetime
>>71360574
>WE BE SUPAPOWER BY 2020!!!
top kek you can't change the fact that you were born on the shit side of the equator
>>71358181
>BWC
>Implying it exists.
>>71344192
>>71344192
All you South Americans are complete subhumans that aren't able to go a decade without an eruption of widespread corruption, failed Socialism, military junta-ism, retarded economic schemes, or bloated entitlement gibs me dats that erode your nation worse than a nuclear bombing. Generation after generation, you have all in your own way come at the cusp of modernity only to be thrust back into the dark jungles and barren mountain tops of your origin, and its all your own doing.
Brazil is no different, and besides Venezuela currently before it, serves as a stark example of this phenomena. Besides your largest cities fester even larger swaths of splintered, sheet-metal dwellings where children starve, women are beheaded, and men turn on each other like rats. It serves as the constant reminder of where you came from, and where you will inevitably return.
And tragedy is that it is of no great fault, no lack of resources or connections, no terrible diseases or war-torn wastelands, just the minute but necessary lack of civilized character within your souls. You are all greedy, immoral, hypocritical scoundrels that would steal money from your own mother if it elevated your position in the ever-petulant economic system.
I would say that I hope you will succeed in your next attempt, but I've come to realize that you are truly hopeless, truly beyond any correction, and thus my final comment: I hope this is the last time and your people are finally left in the wilderness to stay there permanently.
>>71349205
>average
Don't come to internet to lie dude.
>>71352821
Those are the most civilized slums I've ever seen. I've been all over South America including Brazil too.
>>71344192
Now listen here the Brazilian population consists of 3 categories which were biologically engineered by the Portuguese:
1) Hot women with juicy asses
When the Portuguese colonized Brazil, only the hottest women were allowed to reproduce with the Portuguese masters
2) Normal White people adapted to live in extreme jungle-like conditions. These constitute a very tiny minority of the population
3) Subhuman monkeys with physical ability that makes them suitable for slave labor. These constitute the majority of the population
Then there is an anomaly that has been growing over the last decades which is the "boiolao viadinho" probably because the white masters are not there to control the interbreeding between the former slave subhuman population. Here is an example of such a specimen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k18b3JBj0E8#t=06m15s
>>71347498
Sometimes on the bus. It sucks
>>71352727
>>71355396
You two fuckers surely think high of yourselves. Autism much?
>>71360531
Please be merciful future master.
>>71361750
i believe ya
Argentina has slums that are just as bad as Rocinha,and we have favelas that look like that picture
slums aren't supposed to exist,doesn't matter if they're civilized or not
>>71361750
t. lying schizo
>>71344589
i don't see any reason cuba wouldn't beat brazil and argentina.
they were very developed last time they were trading with america, and they're back in now.
>>71356647
Russians die before they're 50. I can't believe such a place is better than Brazil.
>>71361275
lol your water is literally sewage. nice try Govanie
>>71362736
nigger we die before we're 35 because we drink so much
>>71363223
Are you Russian?
>>71363191
we're actually one of the only countries who use perfectly good drinking water for flushing because we have too much of it,unfortunately
>>71344192
Live leak is full of modern and developed Brazilian lifestyle.
>>71355437
You're no fascinated with Brazil if you want to move to a part of Brazil that doesn't look like Brazil. You just want to fantasize about some exotic shit that doesn't exist in real life. Stay in Europe, that's the best you can do.
>>71362736
It never reached 50. Where did you get this information from?
>>71344840
Its like watching retards argue who is the smartest retard
>>71344192
>I prefer to get robbed and rapped
You picked the right country to live then
>>71364796
It was a hyperbole, you dip.
>>71344192
>If you think you'll just come to Brazil and get robbed and murdered, you are an idiot.
You are the crime and murder capitol of the world.
>>71361275
Tbqh, just build a wall Cletus. Calm down there.
>>71364967
nice
>>71349449
>>71349510
>>71349625
... that's a flood.
>>71352821
... that's a complex being built.
>>71365575
nope,i present you a slum,all buildings look like that
>>71344192
Subhuman countries can't be a superpower.
They can't even be a great power.
Powers are born through mastery of technology, and technology requires intellect.
>>71353816
Piauí is literally the 3rd safest state in Brazil. Which is still more than 3 times more violent than America.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brazilian_states_by_murder_rate
>>71365910
DESIGNATED MURDER DISTRICTS
