TUMBLR EDITION
>>71329315
>>71329374
Are these people like 12
DUDE ITS LIKE, LOL, IMPOSSIBLE TO BE HAPPY CUZ ALL DEEZ NEGATIV VIBES MAN...
>allowing your woman to fall into disgusting habits
>expecting anyone to be anything good
AYY LMAO NOT IN THIS WESTERN SOCIETY
>safewords because God forbid someone gets offended
how fucking cucked do you have to get?
>>71329451
Do you need to ask that? I think you already know the answer.
>>71329451
They are not 12, they are between 16-25, simply mentally deficient, making up imaginary stories for tumblr e-peen, living off of their parents still without a taste of the real world.
>>71329752
can you really call people like these friends?
>>71329374
What retard talks to a gravestone of a person he's never even met for an hour? I could understand it if it was his best friend like in
https://youtu.be/wK7GSARUs_Q
But this is so fucking stupid.
Once more on "Things that never happened"
derailing to general liberal rage thread
this was me in the red
I fucking hate this one. Has to be the worst.
>>71329957
>trump is not a good candidate
how dare you anon
>>71329752
I have black friends. we get into racist banter all the time. we all walk away unharmed and laughing. It's like people don't interact with real life human beings and all of their friends are over the internet.
>>71329752
>Friend says something that offends me
>"Hey, you're being a fucking twat. Shut it."
>Trail of conversation ends
Why do we need safe words again?
>>71329957
>exposing his power level
>>71329957
How did they know you use 4chan?
>>71330183
>daddy issues on tumblr
I am so surprised
Why aren't you fighting the system, /pol/?
>>71329735
What?!
Can liberals ever win an argument without using a made-up scenario?
>>71329374
>She was never heard from again. Her boyfriend is still wanted and considered armed and dangerous.
>>71330302
Out of all the shit posted, this is without a doubt the most faked shit I've seen.
>>71330183
>You make your choice
>Father and maybe mother boots you out of the house
>still cry about it in a passive-aggressive post on social media
Fuck off faggot. You are happy, move on with your life.
>>71330302
>I refuse to promote self-hate
>white men are all evil and must pay reparations for slavery
Pick one
Also what kind of bullshit name is Ciara?
Fucking amateurs. Get on my level.
>>71330302
Jesus Christ
>^needs more notes^
That's like /threading your own post
>>71330302
>this can trigger someone
>>71330089
this was back in august when I was still behind Rand Paul, and that was one of the first times I defended Trump, I kept defending him on bullshit attacks and people started making anonymous posts about "racists on their friends list"
ever since I've been a full blast Trump shill
>>71329957
>oooo look how I am defending Trump in fb guys!
Do you want your Reddit gold up your ass?
>>71330417
Fantasy is what they do best. Fags aren't even criticized in public unless they are 5 seconds away from sucking one another off, so they have to make up fake scenarios
>>71330551
Saw the words "poz" and "neg" and stopped immediately
>>71329735
But if they kill all the men, who will be able to actually perform said bone marrow conception...
>>71330600
-stain universe books are weird.
>>71329735
>men are entirely useless
I'd love to see women attempt to run the world.
>you mean I have to CLEAN the sewer? Ewwwww, that's gross, who would want to do that??
>>71330417
Not gonna lie, that was a pretty sick burn
>>71330798
You are not rusing anyone, chink
>>71329374
The story is retarded, but the fact people are """""crying""""" over it is even more pathetic.
>>71330221
I actually don't know, it was someone I've never talked to before it was the girl who posted that status's friend. My only guess is he went to my profile and looked through my likes and saw a page i liked
because that's what i've noticed a lot of these liberals do, they go to your facebook page and make a ad hominem attack
I posted about how desecrating the flag is something only a liberal faggot would do on someone else's status then this mentally ill tranny comes at me and posts a picture of me wearing my trump gear and calls me a neo nazi and then immediately claims victimhood
i have it saved if anyone wants to see it
>>71330850
It is just my opinion, man
>>71330417
If I was the lady then I would have said "I know, Satan says it doesn't get better either faggot."
Libs are like 3rd graders, you just have to bant them.
>>71329374
Fucking kek
>>71329491
The answer from parents, possibly.
I've never known a teacher or coach who would give those answers though.
>>71329735
>Cannibalism is a good thing
t. Hippyveganchick
>>71329451
Mentally yes. Biologically no.
>>71329949
And then the teacher said sorry and the cute guy I liked asked me if I would be his girlfriend and I said yes and then he gave me $100 cuz he's rich and kissed me omfg best day everrrrrr.
>>71329752
Easy way to fix this problem.
Make sure to constantly use the safe word, especially to interrupt others.
>>71330603
I wouldn't have saved it if i didn't get the retard replying saying america isn't a white country and accusing me of using 4chan you faggot
that's why didn't just post me replying to an anti trump post, there's a difference
>>71329374
LOL what the fuck
I have no words
>>71331164
>Calling females who masturbate sluts and deviants
What? When has this ever been a thing?
>>71330035
>nu-male avatar
>acts like a 12 year old girl
Yep, checks out.
Tumblr is the key to healing society. They found the truth.
>>71329315
World Peace is a pipedream. The only feasible way to attain world peace is to have all seven continents believe in one ideology and have one goal.
There would be no freedom. There would be no diversity.
>>71331164
>you don't loudly talk about your masterbation habits in public
What are you gay?
>>71330089
but he is not, he is terrible, he spits on the constituion and walks over it, but he is still by far the lest shitty candidate in this election
>>71331254
It never has. Retarded liberal cunts cannot make a cohesive argument about anything without making up fake stories.
>>71329491
>SJW post about suicide
>Never would admit men commit more suicides than women.
>>71330076
This makes sense because being attracted to llamas is the default position for humans since it allows for reproduction and the furtherance of our species.
Oh wait.
>>71331164
>tfw no one to highfive after I masturbate
>>71329878
That pic is actually breddy cute.
Not really degenerate if that relationship lasted.
>>71331150
All I see is a attention seeking faggot trying to derail this thread with oh so valiant whiteknighting of trump. I swear what Reddit did /tv/, Facebook will do to /pol/
>>71329957
>disrepects women humanely
What the fuck does this even mean?
>>71329491
>mental health
>that's neuronormative af
t-t-triggered
>>71330896
Lets see it
>>71330035
is this satire?
i mean if it's not he just proved how retarded his argument is all by himself.
>>71331164
There has never been a straight guy on this planet that has called a girl gross for masturbating
>>71331400
Don't tell me you believe that story was real
>>71330490
Pretty much.
>I am so happy :DD
>That is the reason why the first thing that passes my mind during this supposedly happy moment is how I can use it to rant against my bigoted parents!
>>71330141
Women or faggots usually enjoy "safewords"
Real men don't give a fuck about it
>>71329491
She is kinda right, you should only care about being happy, it's the only thing that really matters
>>71330076
Actually think this one is funny
MEN AND WOMEN ARE EXACTLY THE SAME
UNTIL US BEING DIFFERENT MAKES US LOOK GOOD
>>71331549
I don't think there's a straight guy on the planet that expects a high five after rubbing one out..
>>71329491
How is this cringey? Mental health is a serious issue in developed nations with doctors prescribing antidepressants like smarties
>>71331278
>The only feasible way to attain world peace is to have all seven continents believe in one ideology and have one goal.
Even that wouldn't be enough. Just look at European history, even countries who are fairly close when it comes to culture and believes constantly fought wars against each other.
The only way to achieve world peace is to kill everyone.
>>71329949
my god this is cringy. I bet this is one of those people that thinks their life is an anime or tv show.
>>71330749
The ancient Greek play Assemblywomen covers that decently
>>71331406
i lost right there
>>71330141
>Also have black friend
>Hanging out with third friend and his hometown friends (a bunch of women he met in the arts college courses he takes)
>Black friend makes remark about finding Neil Patrick Harris attractive
>Jokingly remark "Das gay nigga"
>Suddenly third friend's SJW friends berate me for being racist and using gay in a negative manner
Most awkward moment of my life. Why I didn't get mad and snap back (I ended up walking away without a word deciding it wasn't worth fighting) is beyond me.
>>71331558
I said if it lasted / existed.
It's not completely impossible
>>71330551
> Getting mad that promiscuous degenerates are catching HIV
The pic is a win not a rage.
>>71329315
I can fantasize too
>faggots and retards are killed at birth but every jew is replaced with a pile of ash
>>71331488
The post was about some nigger "Erich Shephard Challenge" where they desecrate the flag
>>71329491
>Have Tumblr
>Have a coach
Only one is available
>>71331549
If you go back a few years you'd be very surprised. My wife never has or does, she doesnt like me wanking either but accepts it.
But in our parents generation it wasnt a given that everyone did. I got beaten by my dad when he caught me once - not a religious household or anything but he and my mother held it to be disgusting. If my sister did, or got caught, she probably would have been sent for therapy.
>>71329491
When did they ask their teacher or coaches? In their head? Tumblr are so fucking gullible.
>>71332140
>>71332182
>>71332206
>Arguing with a female
That's beneath you... or maybe it isn't.
>>71329374
So this person had to be a drama queen about her dead mom for en extended period of time, rather than just tell her boyfriend that her mom was dead when he asked to meet her?
>>71332366
a man who thinks he's a female
>>71329702
>Implying people don't teach their sons that already
>Implying teaching sons and daughters to be aware of dangers in life is a bad thing
>Implying women don't teach their daughters how to use their looks and position as a woman in society to navigate obstacles.
Like, if we just told people not to murder, they wouldn't do it! Why are we not doing this? It's that simple!
>>71329315
I'm just gonna leave this here. It's fucked up what women do (and men). The thread is still live
>inb4 go back
>>71332797
>>71329702
Why don't we just make rape illegal? And then we can like teach everyone growing up not to break the law.
>>71332821
And why the fuck did you delete the last picture in the chain?
>>71330302
>I refused to sit down and think about any deficiencies I may have so that I could maybe take steps to make myself a better person.
>>71331294
>Mexico
>spits on the constitution
Fuck you, contrary to the belief of the collective poor on this planet the American constitution does not apply to non-Americans. Keeping people out who want to come here illegally is not violating their rights because they have none here, same goes for Muslims looking to immigrate in gigantic groups that at best are only going to be 14% radical extremists hell bent on killing as many civilians as they can before they are killed. The only constitutionally conflicting stance he has publicly advocated is his approval of the NSA. Claims of the otherwise rely heavily on "secret interviews" and decades old stances he has claimed to change on.
>>71332985
LOL
>>71332846
>Caring if a woman has sex with other women
>>71331609
What if I don't enjoy being happy? What if being angry makes me more productive than anything else?
>>71332702
>Read all of this
>The guy still is unlikely to leave her
Jesus. I know he has a shit job and no support system but I rather live at a homeless shelter than look at that cunt one more minute.
>>71329735
It's funny because if there actually was ever a civil war between men and woman where each side went all out against the other, men would win within a month with almost zero casualties and woman would almost be extinct.
>>71329752
I put on a fake southern accent and call my black friends niggers and talk about the good old days all the time. They love it. People mentally weak as these shouldn't be pandered too, and should be looked down upon in mainstream society. It would help prevent another generation of them emerging.
>>71330153
Brit detected. No in the 'States says Shut it. They say Shut the fuck up, or Shut your whore mouth, but not Shut it, m8. Your flag ruse won't work on me.
>>71329957
>built by POC
Lmao
>>71329844
>lol man are all cowards because I'm delusional and live in my fantasy land
>lol I never named my theoretical daughter
>lol I talk to that theoretical daughter in riddles in a made up situation I'm writing about to really prove how big of cowards men are
>>71329844
Men are cowards
Alright lads somebody dump the justsoldiier things
>>71332702
>wouldn't mind if it was just a fuckbuddy
he deserved it
>>71330514
pretty common name in the US, for non whites
pronounced -SEE AIR UH
>>71333221
He got the video and could probably pull multiple threesomes from that point. Shouldn't marry that ho, but that dude luckily walked into a year of primo sexual experiences.
>>71333221
if you're in a commited, monogameous relationship, that is cheating
i thought that at least on /pol/ anons would know that
>>71332206
She's wiping the floor with you tbqh
>>71333912
Are there any ways to prove that? I'm in the middle of an argument with a friend, and I don't know what kind of evidence would even show that
>>71332702
Good thing they didn't have kids. I hope he moved without telling her where he was going and left divorce papers. Doubt it though, he's a redditor after all.
>>71329957
>4chan
>practically the KKK
They're so shielded from hate that they don't even know what real hate is anymore
>>71331268
>>71334697
Blacks weren't educated or trained enough to do anything other than basic farming when they were slaves. They couldn't have "built" anything.
>>71333636
>extinct
Raped
>>71329451
Mentally
>>71334582
I know its cheating, but its not as bad as if she were to have fucked Chad.
>>71334825
>tfw there is a man living this life right now
Poor bastard.
>>71334147
>>71335157
I am living that life
>>71335187
Started with this one.
>>71329957
> he disrespects women in the most humane way
Kek
>>71333603
An advanced redpill...
>>71331566
Liberals are only happy when they're playing the victim and tackling oppression. If they really face no adversity in their life at all, then they simply choose to be the flag bearer for their chosen minority. t. carl le cuque
This is the problem with building narratives - the closer they get to achieving their society built on a narrative, the more dissatisfied they will be with the outcome. And you know what that means...
>r-r-rrevolution :DDD
>>71331393
there's always your mom
FUCK FREE SPEECH AM I RIGHT GUYS?
PSA: Guns are inherently evil
>>71335948
m8 did your fucking internet license expire or is pajeet stealing your signal
This is so blurry
>>71329374
>women
>driving
Maximum cuck
>>71336074
No idea wtf happened with that
Oh well time to delete
have some keks as an apology
>>71336190
>>71330749
There's some dumb movie coming out where women start reproducing asexually. I can't tell if it's redpilled or not though. I hope it shows the infrastructure falling into disarray.
>>71330183
i have but 2 problems with this thing: first how young is that mofo sitting with the gay dude?
Second i dont give a fuck if you do it in the butt but please keep it for your self dont post in on tumblr or be overzealous on your faggotry.
>>71334825
>>71335187
>everything will end bad, don't get married or have kids anonymous white male posters on this Cambodian comic book site
>>71335348
It'll be OK man. It'll be ok. Do you still see your kids at all?
>>71336224
Third point
Kek
You all lose here.
>>71336610
I am not letting it destroy my life. I'm posting from Uni on my way to a law degree. Luckily, don't have kids, but literally everything else, especially the money part, is what is occurring.
She fucking took my dogs.
>>71336638
HOW COULD YOU BETRAY YOUR BIOLOGICAL SON FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S DAUGHTER
>>71336638
I did not.
Nature truly is beautiful.
>>71336638
>believing someone else's child over your own
>having someone else's child in your will
ishygddt
>>71336749
Can you get them back? Why do women get pets?
>>71331406
One day their ivory towers will fall and they will have no one to cry oppression to.
>>71336829
>I did not.
You're a colder man than I am
>Nature truly is beautiful.
how does this show that?
>>71334825
Shit man that hit me hard..... I'm one of those kids in the pic... I feel like shit now..
>>71336908
He's having a laugh
>>71336908
Retard in retarded way probably heavily fucked up life of his only offspring.
If this is not natural selection, I don't know what is.
>>71336638
>>71336775
>>71336836
I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCKING PUNCH EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT THE SON
![960[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Tr2WFJ.jpg "960[1].jpg")
>>71329946
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit dawg
>>71337036
cuck
>>71337013
Oh my god fuck. Actually fucking fuck. I have been hit by the new girlfriend lie as well.
>>71336638
reddit account has been suspended. wonder if they were just a troll or something.
>>71336638
>stabbing your own fucking son in the back at nothing more than the fucking word of your STEP-daughter
>literally fucking his entire life up, fucking his education, his friendships, his relationship and basically turned him from a normal person to a fucking suicide risk
>ALL AT THE DROP OF A FUCKING HAT
I lost HARD
>>71329315
I would respond by asking if they would choose world peace under the condition that all position of power is replaced with a man.
I'd like to see them try and argue against world peace for the sake of women having some authority
>make a tumblr
>pander to the SJWs to get followers
>once you have enough redpill the shit out of them
>the collective triggering will crash tumblr
Ah a man can dream
>>71337079
How is a parent fucking up his son's life natural selection?
The parent fucking up his own life would be natural selection
>>71337081
Did you just join us form tumblr?
>>71330417
I buy that one. Gay guys have bantz.
>>71329491
My parents always said health.
My teachers always said potential
My coach said potential as well.
Health is part of your potential. They must've had some shitty role models to come to these conclusions
>>71336638
Every time I read this I think "Well if you knew him to be so outgoing, funny, intelligent and the kindest person", why the fuck didn't you believe him?
Fucking idiot hypocrite.
>>71337398
He fucked up his son, therefore causing his own genes not to survive another generation. Natural selection indeed.
>>71337435
That's the bit that gets me
I could have understood a little bit if his son was some hardcore gangbanger and a nutjob but as he described his son as the perfect child it gets me even more
>>71337530
Fair enough
I've had an account there forever and I don't even know what the fuck. The only Tumblr I see are caps like this with crazy shit.
Are these all real? I've never seen anything like this there, but I don't really use it either.
I think quite a few of these have to be made up.
How does it feel to be a racist bigot /pol/?
>>71335348
Sorry to hear about that
>>71337356
>make a tumblr
>pander to the SJWs to get followers
>once you have enough make up a shitty situation and beg for money
>live your life as a NEET living off of triggering
ah a man can dream
>>71329374
>Not telling your boyfriend your mother is dead
>Taking him to her grave as some kind of weird ass gotcha
>He actually talks to the headstone for an hour
This is all kinds of what the fuck.
>>71330302
Speaking as a teacher, no assignment like this would ever be given out.
>>71336315
kek what a stupid bitch
>>71333865
I say shut it sometimes.
>>71336638
This is kind of funny for some reason.
>>71330447
>That boy's name?
>Ted Bundy
>>71331766
Muh sweet innocent little females
Where were you when you realized Bill Nye the engineering guy went full retard?
>>71337658
Jesus Christ. That is amazing.
>>71331609
Trying to be happy is like trying to get big by injecting synthol into your muscle bellies. You don't get what you wanted and the result is exaggerated weirdness detached from the original desire.
No one can be happy by trying to be happy. That way lies depression and madness.
Happiness is a byproduct of chasing the things that make you excited and achieving excellence in those domains.
To anyone who would fuck this whale
>>>/b/
>>71337768
it wouldn't say dislike. it'd be three weaknesses or things you could improve or something. it's a very common interview question.
>>71331164
Wat? If a girl told me she just finished masturbating I would have said next time you get the urge let's do the horizontal monster mash
Textbook example of racism and sexism. I see some of the so called anti-racists and anti-sexists post and agree with this kind of shit all the time.
>>71337530
>>71337079
I feel like this is more natural selection than anything else you'll see on tumblr
>>71331268
How shitty does your history have to be that it can be covered in a single, one semester course?
>>71331278
World peace can be achieved when every man gets laid everyday.
This thread is giving a fucking migraine make it stop
>>71338283
Anon sh
You can't tell them that. It'll break their little story up
>>71337656
that's the funniest meme I've seen on here. Top kekkk.
>>71334697
I guess to them, everything was made of cotton and railroads were exclusively built by Orientals.
>>71338397
Hope this helps
>>71338452
>everything was made of cotton and railroads were exclusively built by Orientals.
Of course it was
Don't tell me you listened in history class?
Lol it's made by white oppressive males
>>71329315
>rage
>>71337712
>712â–¶
>>>71337356
You just described Lindy West and all professional feminists.
>>71337658
>WHY WON'T THEY THINK THEY WAY THEY'RE TOLD
>>71338357
Nature TRULY is beautiful.
We should just stop handholding idiots for a year.
I bet population of Europe would get halved.
>>71338357
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHGHHGHH
>>71330600
Was it always stain?
>nu males exist
>>71329374
What did she mean by this?
>>71338665
These girls seem nice
>>71331784
Mental health is a meme
>>71330183
why do leftist arguments always boil down to "fuck you mum and dad"
>>71330417
IM LAUGHING
>>71338856
also
>do you count jewish people as white
Which one of you was this?
>>71338893
Tumblr isn't completely lost
I think we should try to red pill it even a little here and there
We should do the same to the other boards here and there
Also if we do it to tumblr reddit will follow by proxy because they sit and circlejerk over 4chan and tumblr posts and tend to agree with them in every way they can for upvotes
>>71331784
>tfw you have been prescribed antidepressants
I want off this ride
>>71329878
That's funny because if he heard the stupid shit she spews, he'd probably dump her in a minute.
>>71338694
Imagine a world without all the borderline retards. I support this idea. Remove every warning label while you're at it.
>>71339061
>implying any of that happened
Oh anon.
>>71339008
>Go to the doctors about my knees
>They say it's because I'm really tall and I'll have to put more effort into building muscle in my legs to combat it
FUCKING SHITLORDS
>>71339150
Funny you say that as you post a fake image.
>>71331766
How about we look at the domestic violence against children statistics? Oh, what's that? Its heavily weighted that women commit that crime more? How inconvenient, lets ignore it.
>>71332206
>>71332182
>>71332140
Get a load of this faggot
>>71329491
>the straight A varsity player being suicidal
yeah I fucking bet. They could pretty much do anything with straight A's and being good at sports. She's projecting her depressed C average lardass onto other people and it's fucking stupid.
>>71336638
FUCK. How could a father do that to his own son? This hits me harder than it should.
>>71339061
SAVAGE
>>71339276
>Stay at home, alone, with the doors locked every day and night
But if I'm alone, how will I implement the buddy system to have an alibi?
>>71339165
How tall are you anon?
>>71339244
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>71339405
Only 6'6", but apparently that's enough to fuck your knees.
>>71331164
>Girl: I just masterbated lol
>Boy: Fucking niiiiiiiice. How you doin' babe?
>Girl: omg so sexist kill urself cis scum
Damned if you, damned if you dont.
>>71339276
Rebecca (((Cohen)))
Based nonetheless
>>71339165
SS + GOMAD
In seriousness good shoes help
>>71337656
I never see this shit either but I don't follow "fandom" tumblrs just humor and photography
>>71339276
ladies, stop getting drunk. ladies, don't wear "fuck me" clothes.
>>71339501
Yeah, it was just from being a skinny little shit. Food and exercise sorted it.
>>71339501
>GOMAD
>no gains
pick two
>>71338616
1.
>White, middle-class
2.
>Yep
3.
>I think tea was involved, but the people of my ethnicity founded one of the world's superpowers
4.
>Yep
5.
>All of them except that a white South African and an Aussie
6.
>Yep
7.
>No because cotton isn't the same colour as anyone's skin, unless you're an albino freak
8.
>I live in a racially and ethnically homogenous, integrated society free of prejudice.
t. 1950s Grammar School Student
>;_;
>>71339468
Ah I'm 6'1 but fairly well built and since I've gotten out of rugby my legs have gotten a lot weaker
Been feeling knee pain so was wondering if that could have anything to do with it
>>71336638
FUCKING DONE
I hope this isn't real, please don't be real
>>71332702
>Navy
What the fuck did he think was going to happen.
I've seen trains ran on girls on ship. Stupid mother fucker
>>71331406
Lost.
>>71331164
What the fuck man?
Who tells their friends something like that, unless your friend is also your gay lover.
Like what the fuck. Is it a regular thing in America to call your buddy and tell them you just masturbated or something?
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