JOHNNY DEPP CUCKED BY AUSTRALIA
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Before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEO4hQ2oYyk
After: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORpBAIB9j64
>>71300974
You don't know how happy this makes me. Thank you mate
>>71300974
Nice.
Good job ya cunts
>>71300974
>both warm and erect
what did he mean by this?
>>71300974
>john christopher depp, 51 years old... AKA jack sparrow
jonny depp on absolute suicidal watch after getting aussie bantz
Depp suddenly looks rough as fuck.
His face has the bloat of years of hard living.
Glad Oz cucked him.
they sound sarcastic af in the biosecurity vid
>>71300974
>Posted by the Australian Government Department of Agriculture and Water Resources Youtube page
Top fucking kek
>No harm m8, we'll drop the charges if you lend your celebrity to our Youtube page. Your wife can be in it too I guess, she needs the work.
Cucked to the limit.
Just lol at these comedians thinking they're worth shit.
>>71300974
>before
>PEACOCKING BY MYSTERY AND OR STYLE (but he seems happy despite his DOMEASS outfit)
>after
>normal person but has gf but also he looks really unhappy
Just goes to show that even a a white, life with a white woman is unhappy.
Kill all whites.
>they've threatened to put your wife in jail!
>w-w-w-well i mean yeah th-they d-d-do all that kind of stuff over there... you know... i-i-i-if... t-they should... if they did that i'd just fly to australia and a-s-s-ssault that man
>>71304106
Warm and direct I think he said
>>71304570
Nah champ im pretty sure he said warm and erect
>>71300974
>Thanks....
Lel, austrailia is so fucking irrelevant.
>>71300974
>there might have been other things smuggled
>*crowd explodes*
Fuck I hate these libs.
Yay, breaking the law is great.
And yes, you can't just take animals accross borders.
They can have diseases and all kinds of shit.
>>71304779
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/563450492958027777
>>71300974
He looks like a disgusting drug addict. 51 years old...I thought he were like 30 or something.
>>71304741
You say you're deadly
Do you understand
Don't be rama-rama
And sniff it from a can
>>71304850
Highlighting this response
https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/563452792724287488
>>71300974
muh dogs muthafucka
muh freedumbz
>>71300974
The shitpost was too much for him
>>71304865
>Disgusting drug addict
>Looks 21 years younger than he is to you
>He looks bad
>>71300974
>Australia
>Island
wew
>>71300974
when he started talking about how he'd assault the man, it was cringe as fuck
>>71304497
Are you autistic?
What an idiot. Marrying some vapid whore then moving to the middle of fucking no where in Australia.
No wonder he looks so miserable. He's going to have a divorce on his hands in a few years I guarantee it.
>>71300974
>After: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORpBAIB9j64
this looks like a hostage video where the captured are being forced to recite rubbish apologies and condemnations
Holy shit Depp is out of it.
No wonder he hasn't made a good year in 15+ years.
>>71305990
Johnny, "Yarrr" twice if you're in danger
>>71306161
next scene is amanda vanstone in an all black outfit beheading depp
Anti-Trumpers always get what's coming to them.
Why are they talking about 2 smuggled dogs on national tv? No wonder you people need bantz, life looks boring down there
You come to Australia without the proper paperwork, you're in for a bad time.
Heh
>>71306079
I doubt it helped that no matter what movie he's in anymore he plays Jack Sparrow.
>>71300974
Good work Australia, proud of you.
>>71306684
Showed them fucking pooftas, thought they could bring their wanker dogs to our bloody country not too likely m8.
>>71306814
For what? Trying to squeeze publicity out of nothing?
>>71305815
He's got to be somewhere on the spectrum.
>>71300974
Canines aren't native to Australia. Australia has every right to protect their native ecosystem.
Way to go cunts.
>>71306227
That's slightly arousing.
>>71300974
I think I would have called their bluff.
You are going to kill my fucking dogs? are you insane?
If he was joe shmoe yeah. whatever. but he is a very well known celebrity and this story would have absolutely fucking exploded.
australia would not dare in their wildest fucking dreams to have actually gone through with it.
they would have been shown in the media as being fucking madmen.
and stfu about transporting animals and fucking introducing species or some this. its a fucking celebrities dog. it probably has better healthcare than you do.
>>71306908
Forcing (somewhat invulnerable) celebrities to do stuff is admirable.
>>71305990
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er7uhMkQzro
>>71306908
For applying the law equally instead of getting on their knees and sucking Johnny Depps dick like you would.
>>71306997
Australian customs don't fuck around
>>71307001
No, it really isn't.
Celebrities are busted all the time, for obvious reasons.
>>71300974
Barnaby Joyce is a fucking legend
>>71307028
>equally
>the fucking minister goes on tv
Government cock must taste good senpai
>>71307102
He didn't even use lube.
>>71304779
>fugin libs dont respect m-muh law
but you'll bitch and whine when it's against your own interests (eg hate speech laws)
Christ he looks bad, the dope also did a number on his speech
>>71307157
You're a moron, it sends a stern message to ordinary people that nobody is above the law, and it spreads that message to a wide audience, if you can't understand that you're either retarded or a troll, or both.
>>71300974
>americucks absolutely decimated by aussie bantz
>>71304741
Implying that is a bad thing, everyone hates us, not them.
>>71307309
That's my point
Convenient publicity is laudable to an imbecile like you
>>71300974
lol what a faggot
i bet his bitch made him do this
if you fuck with australia we WILL fuck your wife
>>71306997
m8 they take border control pretty seriously. Non native species are banned.
>In Australia, the virus was first field-tested for population control in 1938. A full-scale release was performed in 1950. It was devastatingly effective, reducing the estimated rabbit population from 600 million to 100 million in two years. However, the rabbits remaining alive were those least affected by the disease. Genetic resistance to myxomatosis was observed soon after the first release, and descendants of the survivors acquired partial immunity in the first two decades. Resistance has been increasing slowly since the 1970s; the disease now kills about 50% of infected rabbits. In an attempt to increase that rate, a second virus (rabbit calicivirus) was introduced into the rabbit population in 1996.
They can kill a dog.
You would know this shit if you've seen that one Simpsons episode
>>71300974
Glad you cunts finally came around. Now take your rabies back to Disease Land.
>>71307629
Your excited to have finally made the news?
>>71306997
Doesnt matter how well it is looked after you fucking retard, there is a multitude of pests and diseases that are part of your ecosystems but not part of ours.
You are a fucking retard,why don't you try smuggling some fruit through customs and try that explanation
>hurr these are celebrities fruit, they have the best healthcare for fruit in hollywood I dont have to declare them on my customs form
There are some things that Australia just doesn't fuck around with. Biosecurity is one of those things.
He could have been caught going through customs with 100 DVDs of bestiality porn and only gotten a slap on the wrist because we just don't really care about shit like that.
But not even god can help you if you try to bring in foreign fruit undeclared.
>>71305990
Deep should have blinked torture in Morse code.
>>71304497
Shit nigga how retarded are you
>>71306665
That's on your TV burgerboy.
>>71307697
My what?
>australia doesn't fuck around with bio-security
>introduces rats
>then american bullfrogs to kill the rats
And you idiots are worried about a couple of mutts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWpZana2mEo
>>71307462
If the Department fined him a million dollars then used that million dollars on publicity for our biosecurity it would not have recieved as much attention as this.
Aussies have not only ass-raped your favourite celebrity and threatened to kill his pets they have also out jewed the jew
>goyim are using our toys for their own benefit to stop immigration! oy vey!
>>71306956
White people aren't native to Australia.
>>71307866
Invasive species are one thing. But having certain diseases enter our country can fuck up our exports.
>>71308069
I'm fairly certain you would all continue to shitpost here if you were dying of ebola.
>>71307813
>That's on your TV burgerboy.
I mean the minister, you clown. Jesus, you aussies are kind of dumb
Dumbest shit Australian custom ever said to me was about going to "reefer barns" in Amsterdam, nigga nobody calls fucking dank pubs in Amsterdam some ancient unknown bazinga term this wanker thought still was the norm hello its the current year and not the fucking 60s-70s you stupid old codger shit. Then the fucker wanted to look at my phone because of illegal brothels/hostel shit in Berlin, i showed him my phone and he was so disappointed i only had pictures of passed out guys with my dick on them and pictures of animal statue buttholes/dongs from the Vatican. The look on this cunts face was priceless.
>>71307462
How are you able to type when you have your hands permanently attached to Johhny's cock?
>>71308170
>hello its the current year and not the fucking 60s-70s you stupid old codger shit
you don't belong here. you are either underage b& or just a fucking retard.
That guy fucked a hot lesbian back into heterosexuality and you think HE'S cucked?
To her credit, he does look like an old lesbian now.
>>71307942
>Aussies have not only ass-raped your favourite celebrity
And it only took a government minister to do it. Though to be fair, a minister in a country like yours is probably the equivalent to one of our second rate actors like depp
>>71308173
Yeah man, it's so amazing that a government minister is doing his job! But I guess simple things please simple minds
>>71306908
>Celebrities should be allowed to do whatever they want
Their dogs should have been thrown into a furnace
>>71308294
Cunt that is the Minister for Agriculture, the Acting Prime Minister and the leader of the Nationals Party.
your faggot actor tried to mess with our NATIONALS party cunt.
you're damn fucking lucky we didn't gas those dogs and throw depp in a work camp in the desert.
>>71308425
>you're damn fucking lucky we didn't gas those dogs and throw depp in a work camp in the desert.
You could have done the world a favor, but instead you chose to milk it for publicity for your shitty island
>>71308114
Took me a second, but you are a clever guy anon.
[spoiler]But sadly I am actually an American living down here. I merely adopted the bantz. So I would be fucked.[/spoiler]
Australia once again beats the USA's arse. Christ we saved your arses in WW2 and Vietnam and now we are cucking your celebs.
>>71308468
They're still going straight into the gulag, the video is just a warning to all you burgers who think laws don't apply to you
>>71308395
New Zealand should be thrown in a furnace.
>>71308114
If we can't export anything then we can't pay for internet and and /pol/ will be a shell of it's former self.
>>71308512
>[spoiler]
>>71307428
Who gives a single iota of shit what the losers on this board think of us, on or off of it for that matter.
>>71308425
Shut it abbo scum.
>>71308381
>simple things please simple minds
Yeah that must be why you enjoy "trolling" on 4chan so much, get a life cunt.
>>71308554
When you're an autist and the internet is your whole life its hard not to care about the only things you have. :3c
>>71308549
Yeah I forgot where I was.
This is payback for your countrymen cucking Hey Hey It's Saturday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEtjaZ8ZuNU
>>71308521
>s who think laws don't apply to you
You mean our laws?
>>71308539
We would only come out stronger you fat cunt
Why does this faggot always speak with a non-American accent
video very related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JLTf8bK7CA
>>71308692
He's a disgusting shell of a human who is literally turning into jack sparrow
Cuttin' down tall poppies. Fuck that cunt, they should've stuffed the dogs in a cage with a Koala.
>>71308776
>turning into jack sparrow
Maybe he was always Jack Sparrow. He looks more relaxed and comfy playing that part than anything else he's ever done.
>>71308425
Nobody fucks with the Nats!!!
>>71308685
>darwin, alice and perth
Do it.
The worst thing about this is now I know there's another pirates of the Caribbean movie coming out
>>71308776
http://www.theonion.com/video/johnny-depp-now-completely-made-of-scarves-and-bra-31404
>>71308902
I stopped watching them after number 3 but that shit's got more installments now than the fucking Land Before Time series. Do people still watch them?
>>71306997
>australia would not dare in their wildest fucking dreams to have actually gone through with it.
where do you think you are?
>>71308890
>>71308685
No, not Perth!!
We're bluffing!
Nooo
>>71308902
More like Pirates of the KEKabeans
>>71300974
we did it lads he's seething
This biosecurity shit and our tight as fuck customs is why I can't get dank weed from Amstersam off teh Darkweb
>>71300974
eco man bringing the bantz to captain jack
>>71300974
REKT
I wish to rape amber heard and keep her locked in my sex dungeon.
>>71309117
Good, get a fucking job, cunt.
>>71300974
Holy shit! JOHNNY KEK!
>>71309186
get a load of this uptight poofter
I mean he is still fucking Amber Heard. What have you done with your life than jerk off to naked pictures of dingos.
>>71304497
>>71305815
>>71306913
>>71307768
as an actual autist i take offense to this.
we're not that kind of retarded, mmkay.
>>71308881
No one fucks with us
>>71307233
>but you'll bitch and whine when it's against your own interests
That's right. Got a problem with that?
>>71306908
>>71307098
>>71307157
>>71307462
>>71307697
>>71308153
>>71308294
>>71308381
>>71308468
>>71308549
>>71308685
>getting this rustled over one of your precious filmstars getting cucked by a meme-tier politician in another country
>>71300974
FUCKING REKT
KEKING RIGHT NOW DESU SENPAI
>>71309333
Jerk off to inter-species cuckold porn of emu/kangaroos with Aussie women.
>>71308001
Who cares? We're all immigrants :^) and now it's whitey's country. Aww, does the poor shitskin not like the fact that whites have enslaved poor, dumb subhumans and conquered their lands? Poor you.
>>71308001
neither are the coon's cause they came down from Papua new guinea, we have cave paintings in the Kimberly that predate the Aboriginals
I thought the celebrity worship Americans have was something of a myth. But the Americans in this thread are making me sick
>>71309568
90% of Australian cabinet is jews and 1 feminist fat dyke, the next PM is going to be another female, jew or both.
>>71300974
Kinda sad they'd kill his dogs, fuck everyone else.
>>71309568
Fucking racist Nazi crackers.
Coexist, senpai.
>>71309738
i agree. the other aussies posting ITT are idiots. all our politicians should be drawn and quartered. >>71309695
>>71300974
>implying he had weed with him
>crowd applauds
fucking hell
He absolutely did the right thing by apologizing.
Btw does anyone know of any good cuckolding dating sites?
>>71309818
ye dafuqs up wid dat
>>71300974
AUSTRALIA SO FUCKING BASED
nice
>>71308539
Well you can jump into it with your jew masters you rabid cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Xh2KBI4I0
making-of documentary
>>71300974
>Americans literally have no word for banter in their language
my sides are 100% gone
>>71307233
>but you'll bitch and whine when it's against your own interests (eg hate speech laws)
Of course.
I agree with some laws and not others.
But what I don't do is go on television and imply in front of a large audience that I've committed some crime, even if I disagree with that law.
So kangaroos, 10' spiders and abbos are allowed to run rampant but 2 little poodles are a national security threat?
>>71306997
Listen here mate, we sold Uranium to the Soviets so don't try to school us on not giving a fuck.
We would have no choice but to kill those dogs. If we didn't kill those fucking dogs, within 5 years they'd have breed 10 generations and be taking on fully grown crocs. We can't have that happen, the taxpayer has enough to worry about.
>>71306908
We don't allow filthy animals here so that rules you out
>>71310121
Try to bring a dog into the united states without putting it through quarantine and without getting any paperwork.
Canadians are just as stupid.
Recently we had some dumb fuck here who was convinced he could just pick up a stray dog and take it with him on the plane.
He told me he had read so on the internet.
I told him, well if you read it on the internet that's fine.
Of course, he got cucked at the airport and I left him there to deal with his stupid dog.
>>71300974
Based Nat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Xh2KBI4I0
>>71309805
>Barnaby Joyce is a jew
nice try ahmed, we aren't voting for your muslim politicians.
>>71300974
For an actor that's a pretty shitty video, you'd think they'd do a better job
Well, 10 years is a little extreme.
>>71308804
Merica are top guns at cuttin' down tall poppies. Ask the local Afghani florist.
>>71306997
lol good thing JD bitched out, everyone would rightly blame him for the dogs death and even less people would watch tim burton movies
>>71310392
Apparently stupid ones are allowed
>>71309460
>country
>
should have just quietly sent his dogs back to america, and invited the agriculture minister to premiere of the movie.
>all these assblasted americans crying because we don't worship kike celebrity cock like they do
>>71311044
You mean just me?
Anyway, you already suck enough American dick with mel gibson
>>71311194
>mfw that weak ass bantz
>>71311297
>ass
At least get your own culture you fucking province
*sniffle* makes me proud to be your neighbours lads.
The Dog Proof Fence in Australia's east stretches over 3,5000 miles.
The Rabbit Proof Fence in Australia's west spans over 2,000 miles.
We built 5,5000 miles of fences in the name of bio security. We will kill your fucking dogs.
>>71300974
YOU SICKCUNTS FUCKING NEUTERED HIM
>>71306684
What the fuck
>>71300974
>>
>After: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORpBAIB9j64
Actors are so fucking weird.
>>71310970
amazing how much these fucking faggots love there barely coherent jew filmstars.
They broke the law so fuck em.
>>71311194
pathetic burgercunt
Oi cunts how much money can i squeeze out of a bossman if i get certified in a second language (Japanese in the Tourism industry)
2-3 bucks an hour?
>>71300974
Yeah and notice the difference on views. I'd make a fake apology/propaganda video too.
>>71311554
Don't believe their lies, the rabbit proof fence was meant to keep dirty easterners out
>>71300974
This is ad is almost as good our as out Stop the Boats advertising campaign throughout South East Asia.
>>71308425
fuckin laff'd m8, hilarious seeing these yank cunts getting mad, it's double kek because their retard talk show hosts also don't understand Aussie bantz. B Joyce is a farkin sick cunt too
This is actually real
My fucking sides
>>71305990
haha I know, I'm wondering if behind the camera Barnaby Joyce was actually holding a gun to the heads of their mongrel dogs.
>>71300974
real life shitposting
does this mean there are no dogs in Australia? sounds grim m8
>>71300974
American culture BTFO by Australian.
And there's no bigger tryhard than John Christopher Depp.
>>71313608
why get a dog when you could get a dingo?
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/apr/18/johnny-depp-amber-heard-video-dogs-australia-state-mind-control
>waaah they dindu nuffin, they musta been forced to do this
No shit they were, but to call that state mind control? This fucking rag...
>>71300974
Bitch got owned. feelsgoodman
>>71300974
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>71304741
so irrelevent we forced johnny deep to apoligise film it then post it from a government youtube channel
face it Americans we cucked you good
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
USA owned, how the fuck will they ever recover now?!!!!
God I fucking love this cuntry.
Let the muzzies just try and take over and see what happens.
>>71308549
[spoiler]what? doesn't spoiler work anymore?[/spoiler]
>they'll euthanize your dogs if you don't properly vet them
jesus christ, aussies don't fuck around
>>71313904
OI! OI! OI!
>>71313977
[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
>>71313608
why would i get a faggoty non auscunt pet
Lucky the Prime Minister didn't give him the boot
>>71313968
It will never happen, even if the government tries to force it.
Melbourne might let them behead people tho
>listening to actors
>>71313252
There is only one way to respond. Jim Jeffries and that homosexual who plays the dog in Wilfed must be euthanized.
Nobody fucks with our washed up celebrities.
Will the USA ever recover from this?
>>71313608
why m8 i can ride my kangaroo to work
>>71300974
I'm not normally one to side with celebrities, let alone Johnny Depp whose daughter has come out saying she doesn't have a gender or something and been praised by all the hollyjew crowd for her bravery, including her father. Obviously degenerate even though I liked his acting.
I suppose in the end I don't give a shit about Depp or any inconvenience to him and his missus from all this shit, but at the same time it seems like common sense has been thrown out the window when this much of a big deal is made by the Australian government over a dumb little dog.
>>71307058
Remember that time that kid snuck a bullfrog in? How's that working out for you guys now, anyway?
>>71314852
You mean cane toads?
No one snuck them in, they thought it was a good idea
>>71300974
Is this meant to look like an overly dramatic hostage video?
Also: "warm and direct"
anyone else hear "warm and erect"?
I think he is pulling our leg cunts
>>71314571
We'll take solace in continuing our yearly tradition of dressing up as that dead retard croc hunter guy on halloween.
>>71314852
Cane Toads cunt git good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPF-jPexwCU
Based Aus is based, deporting babies and killing seppo dogs.
>>71300974
jesus fuck, can this idiot talk any slower
>>71314534
That would be doing us a public service m8
>>71314952
>implying we don't do that already for the laffs
m8
>>71300974
So seeing the error of your ways and owning up to your mistake is considered cuck? Wow.
New thread
>>71315657
>>71309695
>implying Malcolm isn't already jewish
top lmao
>>71315695
>>71307746
>>71300974
>>71307942
>>71309877
>>71314932
FACTS from a neutral's perspective.
1. He and his wife are not going to Jail, which according to the Australian ''''laws'''' would be 10 years imprisonment.
2. He's not going to pay a fine of $7000 US.
3. He made a '''heartfelt''' apology video with Ms.Heard (both actors) with remorse and regret in their eyes.
Based on Above 3 i think AUSTRALIA GOT KEKED. Make your own judgement /pol/
Thanks for reading.
Why do they applaud and cheer when he suggests they smuggled drugs into the country? Celebrity culture in Murica seems pretty sick
>>71316071
Yeah, the poo popper is right. Actors are trained liars and deceivers who make a living pretending to be other people while simulating emotion.
We got cucked.
>>71304865
>.I thought he were like 30
You thought he was 30? How old are you, 12? For fuck's sake, this nigga was Edward Scissorhands in 1990 and in the first Elm Street movie years before that.
Also Private Resort, the masturbation movie for boys before porn was everywhere. Probably my favorite Private Resort scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3cmZyS8mI
>>71316071
>Sending someone to jail for trying to get woofer and barky into the country
settle down cunt
>>71316161
>Celebrity culture in Murica seems pretty sick
Well, it works in controlling the populace pretty good.
>these (You|OP)s
Thanks cunts, I thought this one would die.
>>71300974
>Ms Heard
>MS
>with herhusband
Cucked!!!
>>71310346
We need totalitarian militarism to cure the the degeneracy.
>>71313685
Archive that shit, dude.
This brought s smile to my face.
Good work Australia.
YOU DECLARE EVERYTHING OR YOU GO HOME.
>celebrities can spend 40 seconds helping us promote good laws.
no they would not have killed the dogs if anything they would have given them a medical checkup as part of the decleration.
don't give a fuck about the world's celebrities
Our border patrol is a fucking Television show here.
goto bomb those boat people and fist people at airport security.
>best show.
>>71300974
Damn bro killing some random poodles, Australia so based!
Aussy borders guards are nazi like. They will eutenize you if you try to smugle in even a sandwich.
Having said that I'm happy to see that rules apply to spoiled celebs too.
>>71300974
Why does he have a British/American hybrid accent?
>>71321292
yeah we don't let just anyone who wants to come in come in that would be totally retarded,Any politician that did that would be breaking the law and be committing treason against the people of our Nation, We have laws for a reason.
>>71300974
Good on ya, mates. Any time our Aussie brothers cuck some "American" Hollywood rent boy, I will salute you. They deserve it.
>>71300974
Straya your borders laws are the worst.
>STOP RIGHT THERE YOU
>M-me?
>YES YOU, YOU FILTHY MONGOLOID CRIMINAL CHINESE SCUM
>B-but I'm not even asian...
>DID YOU KNEW TODAY WAS ARTICLE 7474/383 #1 DAY'S?
>N-NO! NO I SWEAR!
>THIS MEAN YOU CANNOT ENTER THE COUNTRY WITHOUT A YELLOW T-SHIRT COVERED IN SOY SAUCE WHILE SINGING BANANAPHONE WHILE JUMPING ON ONE FOOT! THIS MEAN YOU HAVE ILLEGALLY ENTER GLORIOUS AUSTRALIAN EMPIRE! GUARD! SEIZE THE PLEB AND TAKE HER TO THE DUNGEON! [evil british laugh]
>>71321855
If you did'nt reek off weed you'd' have been fine canacuck
my uncle's his lawyer
>>71322020
wow, is that your best come back or did I hit too hard?
>>71306908
For showing him he's no better than anyone else.
>>71300974
We honestly didn't care about the quarantine laws.
It was literally all for some quality bants.
Just to shitpost in real life.
>>71322087
It wasn't a comeback it was a statement of fact
chill edward, it was just a little bit of bants
>>71307098
What makes this good is the fact he would have thought he was above the law.
>>71308001
>Says the american
Our history is exactly the fucking same
>>71322246
yeah I was stating a fact too, your border have retarded baby laws too, they even made a show just for it. 40+ episode of dried ovaries looking for the silliest excuse no to let anyone in.
>WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOES!? LACES!? OUT! OUT OUT OUT!
>>71322569
Check the flag again
>>71322656
your not a country staya island.
>>71311373
WHEN GOOD NEIGHBOURS BECOME GOOOD FRIENDS
The GF calls Australia an island. But we're not a fucking island, we're a continent.
>>71322765
No major theory of continents includes Australia as a continent
Strayla confirmed for warm and erect.
>>71321445
He never stopped talking like hunter s thompson
>>71322656
yeah you are correct he is a bit of a faggot, Don't worry though by the turn of the decade canada won't exist.
>>71313812
Haha BTFO /pol
Remember that something?
All he did was talk?
I can't exactly remember
Do you remember?
>>71314852
Cane toads were introduced to try and cull something else.
Stop getting your education from the simpsons
tfw : new zealand is more relevant than canada.
Good work bae, we don't need any of their bullshit on this planet.
>>71323657
I think you just wanted an excuse to post this and that's a completely irrelevant post.
You meme loving fuck.
Wait they killed the dogs?
Australians don't fuck around
>>71308247
probably both plus living in melbourne
>>71321855
good we should be keeping filthy leaf out of our country
>>71324012
The border agent from the show is a fat Quebecois cunt.
>smugrinko.jpg
>>71323732
no no , I was waiting for you to invite wrath upon yourself by engaging me.
http://www.blazingcatfur.ca/2014/11/12/justin-trudeau-kathleen-wynne-crony-bad-touch-ben-levin-the-pedophile-pedagogue-goes-to-trial-in-2-weeks/
http://beforeitsnews.com/eu/2013/07/the-paedofile-canadian-progressive-sex-education-boss-charged-with-involvement-in-global-paedophile-porn-2528568.html
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/child-sex-offender-ben-levin-said-himself-that-he-was-in-charge-of-crafting
http://www.newnownext.com/canadian-pm-justin-trudeau-wants-to-pardon-gay-man-imprisoned-for-decade-as-dangerous-sex-offender/02/2016/
http://www.truenorthtimes.ca/2015/03/04/tory-mp-says-pedophiles-produced-ontarios-sex-ed-curriculum/
>why did you give the PM the right to change voting law?
>why are missing children cases on the rise in canada?
>where is all your gold gone?
>>71324167
Contrary to the hype all around the world, we couldn't care less about you making fun of Juste Un Trou D'eau. Like seriously we don't care. He is indeed a fagget.
>>71324315
im not making fun of him for having sex with children.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X472LWhaXE0
>>71300974
hahahaha
hahahahahaha
EUTHANASE
>>71324373
point is we don't care. I feel more offended when you make fun of syrup. Like, seriously. I'm actually trying to improve your shitpost. You may think trudeau is hysterical but we've seen him and his faggotree for decades before you... We're literally numb to it. Do you think we even think of him as a canadian? He's quebecois anyway...
>>71300974
>Hurr Hurr fuck laws and regulations of other nations because I'm rich,famous and most of all AMERICAN!111. Fuck the world right?
>Admits to fraud via forged documents and illegal smuggling of animals n court 1 year later.
>Makes an official video reading from a placard off camera from a courthouse in Australia with his trophy wife using all their "acting" skills to appear genuine and still come off as arrogant bastards.
>mfw
This makes me so happy for this pill popping cunt to be brought down a peg or two.
Funny thing is his reactions at first were "What could 2 little dogs do to Australia? Amirite guys? <insert laughter>" considering he is part native american you would think he'd know what happens when alien species arrive in a new locale not adapted to the environment..
Let's face it: Depp was always a possible homosexual.
>>71306997
trust me they fuckin would
Rape and sexual violence
Neither the Nuremberg or Tokyo Charters contained an explicit provision recognizing sexual and gender-based crimes as war crimes or crimes against humanity, although Control Council Law No. 10 recognized rape as a crime against humanity. The statutes of the International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia and the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda both included rape as a crime against humanity. The ICC is the first international instrument expressly to include various forms of sexual and gender-based crimes – including rape, sexual slavery, enforced prostitution, forced pregnancy, enforced sterilisation, and other forms of sexual violence – as both an underlying act of crimes against humanity and war crime committed in international and/or non-international armed conflicts.
In 2008, the U.N. Security Council adopted resolution 1820, which noted that “rape and other forms of sexual violence can constitute war crimes, crimes against humanity or a constitutive act with respect to genocide”.
>>71324737
He's allegedly a paedophile and deeply involved with the casting circles including his own daughter at an event in southern France during a party with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The story was buried rather quickly about 8 years ago and the witness dropped the allegations after receiving payments.
He also had links to the 12 man gangrape of a teen boy led by Brian Singer and 11 other A list producers and actors. The boy involved settled it out of court. Another case dismissed.
>>71307872
what the fuck
>>71300974
Please do this with every Hollywood shitcunt that steps into your country.
>>71325319
The only people that get special treatment are Diplomats if I am not mistaken.
Australia sure is left wing paradise.
kek
>>71300974
Come on now lads. You didn't haveto castrate Captain Jack
>>71304402
saved $4,000,000 celebrity buckaroos cunt
>>71304779
literally dude weed lmao we're so rebellious and fun loving
>>71307767
under-imported rape post
>>71300974
His voice in the second vid is so good. Makes me want to watch Sweeney Todd.
>>71300974
Did they shoot the dog? just in case?
>>71300974
KEK
FUCKING DESTROYED
IVE NEVER SEEN A MAN KEKED SO HARD
DID THAT BOGAN CUNT FUCK HIS WIFE ON NATIONAL TV TOO?
>>71309333
fucks amber heard
>apologises to AUSTRALIA for her gay dogs.
yeah nah cunt
we'll take the win
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>71305206
It is an island you stupid leaf
>>71300974
>there might have other things smuggled
>yay lets all applaud the rich degenerate for doing drugs
why do we let celebrities get away with this
Jesus Christ that simpson episode was real. From the ridiculous bio laws to the national excuse by the Boot.
You really shouldn't proud yourself in ridicule like that. You're completely batshits.
>>71326634
dude cuck lmao
>>71322073
My brother is your mums plumber
>>71326634
We don't do it to Australians :^)
>>71326741
dude tiny brown chinese lmao
>>71326852
witch double the psychotic level :DDDDD
>>71304979
for an astrophysicist he sure is fuckin stupid
>>71304497
Take A LEAF out of Pistol and Boo's book and fuck off!
>>71310646
heroin poppy production increases every tim america is in control of regions in afghanistan
>lol cutting down tall poppies
>>71326914
cunt has never heard of the Australian Territory of Bali.
I really think we're done with all the straya meme. Good night sweet princess.
>>71327066
ching chon pong pong to you too brown nose
>>71327127
dude nigger cock in my mouth lmao
>>71323657
I want to cuddle NZ
>>71300974
Dumbasses.
Australia is rabies free. Dogs can carry rabies. So we have quarantine to prevent this.
> I am stupid
> I don't understand the laws there
> The law is a ass.
These laws exist for good reason.
>>71327219
Take your cock out of your mouth you gay chinese nigger
>>71327255
Ahahah dude wat
>>71323732
No you actually are that irrelevant ese
>>71328253
Whats the chainsaw beheading chance today? Moderate?
>>71328388
The same chance of you being bought by the Chinese.
