>"It taste like shit!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vydPnqtrY5s
How can /pol/ ever recover?
>>71287769
Wow, what a bunch of pussies.
all vodka tastes like shit these dumb ass hipsters probably drink mikes hard lemonade tehy dont know about being an alcoholic
Most people don't just drink straight vodka regularly, of course it won't taste good. You either mix it, or you aren't drinking for the taste.
>>71287911
>all vodka tastes like shit
precisely this. you may as well drink petrol like pic related.
Vodka tastes like alcohol desu
if you don't like alcohol, get a juice box, you pansy.
also,
>that fucking hairline
JUST
>>71287769
They probably wouldn't know the difference if it didn't have the Trump label. Are all liberals sommeliers now?
>>71287911
>>71287933
>>71288067
Good vodka is nearly tasteless.
I very rarely drink, but when I do, it's straight hard liquor.
>>71287769
>straight vodka
>expecting it to taste good
Only if you are Russian, Finnish, or already wasted it will taste like diesel
Jesus fuck whoever made this video should be thrown in jail, because they are feeding alcohol to who is clearly minors. EVERBODY knows that that there are only 2 reason for drinking straight vodka, being Russian or being alcoholic, and those two usually go hand in hand. These people probably can't even fucking pour a beer.
>>71287911
>>71287933
>>71288067
>mrw I actual like vodka without mixing.
What am I?
>>71287769
Jokes on them they gave Trump money and free publicity.
>>71288369
Russian.
>>71288262
>Good vodka
there's no such thing. brown spirits are the way to go, served neat or with ice or with a little water......drinking white spirits is degenerate
>>71288369
A man.
Vodka is pretty much all the same and the only real difference is how much it's distilled.
Any "good" vodka will be tasteless. It's a mixing alcohol.
Trump doesn't care about the product, he just likes putting his name on things that will make him money. Wouldn't you?
Also
>>71287911
>>71287933
I know you both just hit legal drinking age, but shut your mouths until you can afford quality vodka. Tastes like spring water.
>>71288369
Not a liberal pussy
>Buzzfeed
>Spent 200 dollars
I thought Hulkster crushed these kikes out of 116 mil
>>71288369
>>71288479
>>71288485
>>71288565
these + probably an alcoholic
>>71288542
M'lady a classy gent like me drinks alcohol for the taste
>>71288639
>drinking makes you an alcoholic
Next you're going to say fapping to traps makes a man gay.
>>71288369
I like drinking it on the rocks has to be goose or something like that
>Vodka tastes bad
wow I can't believe it
>>71288615
That's Gawker, anon
>>71288542
ooh look at the cool guy who DRINKS god man he is so fucking awesome i bet he vapes tooo
>>71288369
You do realize bug spray tastes just the same right?
>>71287769
>How can /pol/ ever recover?
>Buzzfeed.
hope you never wake up
>>71288615
No, you're thinking of Hawker
>mixed race couples
>Jews
>problem hair and SJWs
Christ can BuzzFeed just go out of business already?
>>71288536
You still taste the alcohol
>>71288781
Yeah I do. Enjoy your "swag" you classless nigger.
>>71287769
>complaining about the burning
that's the fucking point of high proof
all vodka burns
>caring about how Vodka tastes
... what?
>>71287769
Vodka tastes like shit anyway. If you want a drink with some real taste get a glass of bourbon whiskey
>>71288369
40 year old female alco
>>71288481
>with a little water
degenerate in denial. Man the fuck up!
They all liked it, libcucks btfo
>>71288969
>he vapes
>>71288542
Wait, is this actually true? I'm a whisky drinker and thought vodka was just a cheap shit-tier drink that polish homeless people use to get drunk quickly. There's actually high quality vodka out there that doesn't taste like bleach?
>>71288949
that's all the taste will be, unless you get some really cheap shit that tastes like rubbing alcohol.
These dumb hipsters sound like they never went into their parents liquor cabinet to try the vodka to know it tastes awful by itself.
race mixing propaganda as always
let's invade the comment section
>hate Trump
>"Oh, I know lets insult some minor novelty product he was vaguely related in creating 5 years ago!"
>Remember to have all the actors, oh, I mean 'randomly chosen passersby', insult Trump every 2 seconds.
>Blonde girl accidentally admits that it tastes pretty good
>>71287769
JIDF GTFO
>>71287769
>I bet it tastes like misogyny
>>71288481
>there's no such thing
ahem
>>71288542
>Tastes like spring water.
is this supposed to be a good thing?
>>71288479
Maybe my ancestor was a russian?
>>71288485
Good.
>>71288565
Good.
>>71288639
Hm, I had temptations to drink more but I control it by limiting it to every Saturdays.
>>71288738
Huh? I am kinda new to alcohol world
>>71288799
Gross, I will never try that. Either you are trying to fool me into try it or it actual tastes like that.
>>71288369
Me too
I'm not Russian I'm just sad
>>71289168
People pay a lot of money for it and think it doesn't taste horrible
They think cheap alcohol causes worse hangovers too
>>71288369
Thought I was the only one
>>71288369
Well there are a few vodkas that are pretty good raw, used to down a bottle smirnof triple distilled a weekend before but now I'm drinking rum
>>71287769
Yeah, but pour Trump vodka into a bottle labeled "Sanders Vodka, 100% organic, locally owned and operated" and they'll be singing its praises.
>>71289106
Kek. I am 22 fucking white man.
>>71289602
FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>71287911
This. It's called hard liquor for a reason.
>>71288369
slav
>>71289715
>>71289602
>edgy teen who wants to impress his friends
>>71287769
Joke's on them!
We actually filled emptied bottles of Trump brand Vodka with Grey Goose and Belvedere!
These fags don't know shit about shit!
t. Video Producerfag!
>:ewwww! It tastes like a shot of FASCISM!!!"
kek (slay them all in a sea of dank memetic death)
Bought 1.75L of Smirnoff Raspberry vodka. I think it's good with Kool-Aid mixed.
Bought it for $12 more than a year ago, barely took a sip out of it. Not much of a drinker
>>71289788
Nice try.
>>71289716
>>71287911
Probably the same idiots who drink Coors Lite or Pabst and say it's for the taste and to watch calories.
They're drinking to get drunk, might as well drink liquor
>>71287769
Is this the first time these faggots have had hard liquor?
it's acting you retards
its fake
>>71289906
>Hey guys, look how I can sip this Tvarscki without throwing up. Oh, the answers to our homework? H-here you go.
Why would I care if it did taste like shit? I don't understand this thing with anti-Trumpers where they believe that if they can prove a few of Trump's smaller, throw-away branding businesses fail, then that means Trump is a bad businessman, and therefore you shouldn't vote for him.
It's just such a shit tier argument. It's like pointing out that Mickey Mantle struck out sometimes in between knocking out home runs and winning games.
>>71288639
>these + probably an alcoholic
TopKek
>>71290014
You are obviously trolling. Here's (you).
If those fags found out they were breathing Trump oxygen, they would probably start coughing and pass out from holding their breath.
>>71289945
People who drink Coors are trying to keep the shakes away, not get drunk.
>>71287769
bad man drink taste bad lMAOOO epic funny ahahaha :D
>>71287769
>Buzzfeed
>people
pick one
>>71287769
>Balding nu-male
Christ, the stereotype is real.
>linking to buzzfeed
>>71288769
But doesn't Gawker own Buzzfeed?
>>71290037
I've never heard of a bad businessman worth billions
Vodka is the worst drink ever... it's water with alcohol, nothing beats Whiskey with sprite
>$30-$40
Pretty much a step above the absolute (absolut) cheapest shit you can buy.
It shouldn't be that good. Cheap vodka like that is only good in mixed drinks.
I bet you if you repeated this video but replaced the Trump vodka with some other brand they would still say it tasted like shit. Better yet just switch the bottles and watch them unknowingly say how great the real Trump vodka is over the fake one.
>>71290296
Gin is worse.
>>71290296
>mixing alcohol with soda
Are you literally a child?
>>71289144
water is good to spread the oils
>>71290296
the best.
>>71287769
This reminds me of a Food Network show on food presentation and its effects on customers
They opened up two restaurants and sold the same food and drinks but did the presentation different.
One just put food on paper plates and wine in plastic cups with a slice of cake
The other put the same food on nice ceramic plates and fancied up the food then put the same wine in nice wine glasses and presented the same cake differently too
Then they got two groups of people and told them to go to both restaurants and rate the food.
Remember this was the same food and wine just presented differently. The Restaurants also priced their food differently the one with the paper plates and plastic cups sold their meals for $4. 50 and the one with the nice plates and wine glasses sold their meals for $14.50
Both groups said that the food on the plastic plate was tasteless and that the wine was cheap and that the cake was too sweet. Some didn't even finish thier meals and one asked for their money back
They both said they would never eat at the first restaurant again
Then they went to the other restaurant and said the food was superb and to give compliments to the chef they also said the wine was exquisite and they could tell it was a good wine.
The cake was rated top notch and just the right amount of sweet without being overbearing
Both groups said they would definitely eat at this restaurant again
Then they were brought back to the Office where they were briefed at the beginning of the show and brought both owners out, both worked for Food Network.
They then told the groups that the show was really about food presentation and that the food They ate at both restaurants was the same and then asked how they felt about this.
They were all embarrassed and shocked that they couldn't tell the difference and how the presentation fooled them into paying more for the same food when they wouldn't eat it at the other place that sold it for $10 cheaper
>>71290189
No, Buzzfeed just became gawker lite over the years.
>>71290408
Meh. It's good for getting to buzz of drinks but not getting shit faced. And IDK who dosn't like rum and coke
>>71287769
lets see these whisker biscuits stay at the Mar A Lago club then give a review of their experience.
>>71287769
... and they bought it. Thereby proving that lefties are morons who will buy anything that is well branded.
>>71290449
Oh wow. That's interesting.
That's what T.V. shows should be, not shitty reality shows.
>>71290449
some of the best food i've had was from some greasy dirty gypsies.
>>71287769
Why not do a blind trial? Because it wouldn't feed the leftist nu-male Islamist propaganda machine?
Propo warfare by the very people who pretend to rally against it.
It's like pottery in motion.
>>71289148
>he cares that he vapes
>>71287769
Vodka is supposed to taste like shit, wtf where they thinking?
If you don't like the taste, make a mixed drink, and while you're at it consider getting castrated
>>71290492
put the glass down, julian
>>71290449
I must be the opposite. I love takeout food, especially the kind with a walk-up window and minimal outdoor seating.
>>71290408
No. I have a drinking problem. :/
I don't follow "formalities" in that regard, I drink whatever I want whenever I want. Sometimes I'll drink it on the rocks , sometimes with sprite or coke.
>>71290449
I remember some old experiment about servings.
If the same amount of food is put on a small or large dish, people eating on the small dish will stop sooner than those eating from the large dish. They think they're eating more if the dish is smaller
>>71287769
Looks like this will be a completely unbiased, senseable review
>>71290296
>nothing beats Whiskey with sprite
well I love Fernet with coke too but I don't know if they sell it everywhere in the US, if you have the opportunity try it, it's great
>be in college
>find empty bottle of grey goose in the trash
>wash it out and fill with McCormicks
>shuffle around campus trading shots for kisses
>WOW ANON, THIS IS SO SMOOTH
>>71287769
vodka always tastes like shit, only faggots don't drink whiskey
>>71290448
>jameson
>not drinking it straight up
What's the point in buying decent whiskey if you're just going to mix it?
>>71291114
I came on a pizza, chewed the cheese, spat it out, then chewed and gargled out a bunch of candy and used that as the sauce of a pizza and I gave it to my friend
put it in a gionino's box and he hate like 3 pieces. Said it tasted like lemons. we told him it was a fruit pizza
>>71287769
The real question is if they would admit it was good? They're all spineless liberals, they lie more than Jews.
>>71291271
For what purpose?
>>71291200
Don't say shit until you've tried it.
That shit is literally my favorite drink. Jameson and Ginger is fucking great, look it up.
>>71287769
TRUMP BTFO HOW CAN HE WIN
>>71291114
>ID
Hi KKK, how killing niggers going?
>>71291271
>>71291366
3 of us showed up on time, one of us did not.
later on that night the same guy got thrown out the window. And then we threw his hat into the fire
>>71287769
>Americans
Disgusting.
Well Vodka is shit anyways. Rum and Whiskey are for people with patrician taste.
>>71291515
Don't lump us together. These 'people' are not Americans. They are a bunch of traitors.
>>71289945
Pabst is actually pretty good for being so cheap, hipster sjw's be damned.
>>71288369
>be teenager at friend's house
>he took vodka from his dad's liquor cabinet and we were all doing shots
>all the other faggot kids were retching and acting like it was the most awful thing
>mfw I actually liked it
I mean I definitely have to be in the mood for it but it's breddy gud desu
>>71288369
Youre a kid who wants attention. Wow you like the taste of vodka?! Youre so unique and hardcore I'm going to name my kid after you! truly an inspiration and yet so humble to not even know what you are. Truly such an hero
>>71291386
>Don't say shit until you've tried it
I tried it and it's not bad, but normally don't mix Jameson with anything, except with coffee on occasion. I find that if you want to mix drinks do it with rum or gin, but whiskey (especially decent quality whiskey) is best plain--allows you to really taste the complexity of the liquor.
>>71291749
I like labatt blue.
Very flowery taste to it. The cucks upstairs made a damn fine macrobrew
>>71290296
>nothing beats Whiskey with sprite
Holy fuck i always knew Argies were pussy but man, what a way to go. No wonder you guys lost the Falklands...
>>71291796
Again, nice try. I actually like it.
>>71291937
I use the ginger ale to bring out the flavors of the whiskey
I don't mix it like a bitch. 1-2 glasses and im drunk
Look at all the pathetic Dutch commentors on that video
"OMG it's made in Netherlands I'm so ashamed rn...."
>>71287769
Doesn't vodka always taste like shit though?
>>71288369
Yer a slav Harry
>>71287769
What a fucking joke. I am a master of spirits. These plebs have no fucking idea what they are drinking. A blind taste test would have been way more appropriate. If these little cucked bitches even knew a thing or two about distilling, maybe we could get an honest answer. This is absolutely marketing anti-trump bullshit. I've tried this when this was released. It is a very decent vodka. These little hipster no-it-all's really know nothing about vodka. This is terribly laughable. Sure, the bottle sucks, but this vodka doesn't suck by any means. I'd like these little nu-males to tell me how many times the mash was run through the still and what percentage of what grain was involved, including the water uses to cut the distillate. Fucking amateur trash garbage politicized agenda.
>>71292207
white spirits rarely are meant to be drunk straight.
>>71288292
tfw I unironically like vodka.
If doubles I take a vodkashot before driving to school
Who here /weakstomach/ and has trouble drinking
>>71291749
Funny thing is PBR was bought by a Russian company a few years ago.
Though I guess hipsters and SJWs like Russia now.
Maybe show them this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MsX4B_ZBQU
>>71292332
It is possible by my ancestors.
Am I a man? Am I a Russian? Am I a Slav? Find out next time in Dragonball Z!
>>71292459
yes, due to drugs.
Benzos / Opiates / Amphetamines / regular prescription shit
fucked up my stomach bad.
>>71287769
I'm 28 and don't even drink. All alcohol tastes shitty to me.
Besides, this isn't a blind taste test. These hipster faggots obviously are biased.
>>71287769
re label it some craft brew hipster name
tell them it helps save the whales
suddenly it "tastes" better
>you don't drink straight you are pussy XDDDDDD
Why is this popular? Alcohol is alcohol. You drink it to get drunk or be socal, not to be the higher man. Fuck off.
>>71287769
>vodka
>it tastes like shit!
So it's Vodka then?
>>71287911
This. They are plebs.
>>71290408
Mixed drinks are fine when you are out at clubs/parties or what ever
When you are in a comfy place, sipping whiskey straight is the best thing ever
>>71287769
Linking gustatory disgust to names, products, people is actually a powerful propaganda method. I'm sure the marketing psychologists at Cuckfeed worked hard at this.
daily reminder that beer is the only good alcoholic drink. everything else is shit
>>71287769
>Oh no, a product rhat has no relevamce whatsoever to Teump's political campaign is not appreciated by limp-wristed faggots who don't know how vodka is supposed to taste
Go shill somewhere else fag
this is totally a grassroots viral thing and not at all financed by the jews including soros
>>71292702
What beer brand friend
>>71292702
Your opinion, man.
>>71292702
grain whiskey is the best, as it protects your guts and your asshole from colitis and other digestive shit.
>>71291366
>>71291114
KKK ID
I'M JELLY
Trump Vodka isn't even made anymore.
They're drinking stale old booze.
No wonder it tastes bad.
Stupid fucking liberals.
>>71292702
fuck off hipster scum
>>71287769
>It's going to be bad because Trump made it!
Gonna guess its just a netherlands made vodka, who reached out to Donald for marketing.
>It's good but not $200 good.
No shit it was retailed at $30-$40
Blind test would have been better, so they can't prepare to do pic related beforehand, but this is buzzfeed, another group that can't see the clear joke about Trump sending people pictures of his fingers and thinks they are mocking him.
>>71293007
>old booze
>>71288369
let the slav flow through you nikolai
>>71292364
i want to do a private label run of whiskey.
buffalo trace wants to jew me and then anally violate me and then jew me some more.
i just want something comparable to bulleit bourbon with my own name and marketing material behind it.
if you have any suggestions, that would be rad
>>71287769
That faggot hipster look. I want to smack the glasses of Wilma and punch the cuck in his face.
>>71293076
Booze goes bad over time, dude. It loses it's potency and flavor.
>>71287769
Doesn't all vodka taste like shit? It's made from potato skins because Russians were too poor to afford real sugar for distilling.
>trump has vodka
I thought he only had wine, they were selling it at the liquor store. I should check for his vodka next time.
>put X in liquor to bring out its taste
>no you have to drink it straight
I don't understand the point of all this pretentiousness. Alcohol exists for getting drunk, all this ceremony and pomp distracts from that.
>>71287769
> buzzfeed
> on /pol/
Stop
>>71290408
She's drinking alcohol moron of course he isn't. Christ do you idiots not think at all when you post? I'm figuratively yelling at my monitor right now over how fucking retarded your post was kill yourself just please oh PLEASE kill yourself already holy shirt you're such a waste of space here.
>>71287769
>flannel
>balding
>cuck beard
>>71293191
there is potato vodka and wheat vodka
>>71292364
also is it true that Tito's does have a small operational still which they then blend with massive amounts of commercial grade 99.999% ethanol?
>>71288138
Hey now....we can't all have hair.
>>71293104
MGP
Do what Tito's does. Get a fucking rectifier license and buy your distillate, and run it through your still and claim it as "yours" a lot of brands do this bullshit.
Unless you have brass balls and want to get into fermenting your own shit. Good luck the gov't cucks you on that so hard. Its bullshit.
This is why i am moving my capital to distill rum in Suriname.
ALL vodka tastes like toxic shit. you're supposed to mix it with other shit
>>71293291
My Russian ancestors turn in their graves when you talk about wheat vodka. Pussy bitch leftist burger.
>>71287769
>Kike Feed
Nice try shilling more kike clickbait. I swear to god, pol threads are the only think keeping the shitty kike site alive.
Fuck off you faggot kikes.
>>71290448
is that you, spurv?
>>71288615
yeah but they still owe him money so they will keep on doing what they do in order to get all that money left to pay, so expect more degeneracy
>>71293303
Yes. A lot of major "manufactures" do this. This is essentially the red pill on distilling. Its absolutely disgusting. MWGP can source what you want, but its not refined as much as a premium spirit would be.
Damn. I need to post on the most /alc/ boards.
I am an industry insider so if any questions, i'd be happy to answer.
>>71293454
holy shit at us posting the same thing basically
>>71293303
also check this out a guy 5 miles from me formed a distillery, the city changed their laws to try to fuck him, he kept going, and then their insurance provider told them they'd not be covered if he sued them. top kek.
maybe i should go partner with this brass balled motherfucker
http://newschannel9.com/news/local/distillery-to-sue-city-of-etowah
>>71293579
yes, alerting us to faggots we can laugh at is shilling. buzzfeed sure cares about the 100 people who clicked that link from this topic.
you scaremongering cuck
>>71292364
Anybody with a brain already knows this
>>71287769
>they still directly supported Trump financially
great work (((buzzfeed)))
>>71290296
>not drinking straight whiskey or vodka
KEK
U
C
K
>>71290408
Some people just want to get hammered as quickly as possible without vomiting on the third shot.
Nothing wrong with a little soda. Although I just chase my liq with beer anymore because I got tired of making two stops every night after work.
>>71289851
>flavored vodkas
Get out
>>71293649
it's pretty much why I would never try to start a vodka brand unless I were stupid rich and could afford to do it from scratch for the technical accomplishment, because you can always just cheat and use industrial ethanol and produce a high quality vodka if you aren't pants on head retarded.
here in east tennessee, all the recent distillery startups are responsible for the moonshine marketing craze from the last few years.
basically everyone figured out that they could start aging their shit for the next 3-5-10 years and then also sell raw shit as 'moonshine' right off the bat and have an instant revenue stream.
>>71288067
is this a meme or do abbos actually drink/huff petrol all day?
>>71287769
Less than a minute in and I had to stop because I rage quit.
>>71287769
look at the numale.
If you faggot want a good vodka you get stoli
You don't drink vodka for the taste.
>cuckmicans
>>71288292
Diesel actually tastes pretty good.
>>71288262
>>Good vodka is nearly tasteless.
only if you mean the acetone you taste when you buy the cheapest, shittiest vodka in a plastic bottle. any 40% spirit will burn and give you the taste of ethanol, regardless of how many times it's distilled or how much you paid for it.
>>71293788
Buzzfeed clearly doen't
I can't stand these mother fucking cucked faggots.
Every fucking hipster bar I go to with "craft" cocktails. I can't wait till they add fucking nigger sperm as a frother instead of egg white.
Seriously.
It is absolutely disgusting.
>tfw no one I know on /pol/ drinks cognac or armagnac
>>71294022
>>71287769
Tell those liberal faggots that it was fermented in in a lesbian black feminist's vagina and they will say it taste like heaven.
>>71293980
Fucking age your shit in tiny quarter casks man.
Premium tequila is ages in 3 to 4 years. Southern climate is made for ageing whiskey fast.
>>71287769
vodka is for women. fucking pussies ITT who unironically drink that shit
>>71287769
Err... you don't drink vodka for the taste?
If you do, then you're probably already mixing it with something else.
>Buzzkike
>>71292364
so you think they made it all up and that they actually enjoyed it? lol. it doesn't matter how much you know about making it (autistic desu), it doesn't affect the fact that few people actually like vodka to begin with.
>>71287769
>giving trump money and publicity so they can complain about trump
Liberal trash thinking pattern demonstrated.
>>71287769
>>71294335
you had my interest, now you have my attention.
Tequila. Whiskey barrels.
Four years.
Should I do it?
>>71294491
Vodka became a big deal in the 60's. This is when the boomers started to fuck everything up. Gin and Rye was the spirit of choice before. People just got fucking stupid with vodka. This is why Tito's, Svedka, Kettle are such huge sellers within the boomer market. No one gives a fuck about "Craft vodka" why? Look at the official definition of vodka by the U.S. Govt.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/27/5.22
Disgusting.
>"This is like his skin colour!"
>Asian guy laughs hysterically
There's only one person in that room with yellow skin.
>Trump wins the election
>Kills literally ever media group that wronged him
Thats like what, all of youtube and anything liberal?
>>71288369
Shit, it tastes better than Gin
>>71287769
I was honestly surprised that some people didn't hate it.
So many leftists hate Trump so much that they could put the finest vodka in the world in a Trump bottle and they'd say it tasted like shit.
A more interesting """""experiment""""" would've been to do a vodka comparison with Grey Goose and Trump vodka, except have both bottles filled with the Trump stuff, just to see how deep the bias goes.
>>71288369
A friend.
>>71294781
Yes, if you live in a hot climate.
But sorry m8. you don't live in Jalisco Mexico.
AND. to make a proper tequila by the Mex Govt, it needs to be fermented by 100% Blue Webber Agave.
Its simple. The smaller cask, the more contact the liquid has with the wood. The hotter the climate, the more the wood expands and contracts, and the liquid develops a lot of flavor from that.
>vodka
>the only alcoholic beverage that's supposed to taste like nothing but alcohol
>higher quality vodka has less flavor
The only reason to buy "good" vodka is as a neutral spirit for mixed drinks. Literally nobody drinks vodka for the flavor.
>>71295068
Kek.
>>71295168
Thank the boomers for that.
Like i said here.
>>71294816
>>71291114
This. Nobody know the difference between fucking 5oclock for $5 dollars or grey goose for %50.
>taste Trump vodka
>it tastes like shit
No fucking shit, it's vodka aka ethanol mixed with distilled water, aka a 40% ethanol solution.
>>71287769
The guy still managed to make a profit even if it's garbage. And what happened to Trump vodka not being around any more? Buzzfeed was sure able to get some easily.
>>71295168
the shit tier stuff will taste like death and fuck you up the next day. the extra distillation does ensure that it's as close to 40% alcohol/60% water as possible. even if you just drink vodka to get drunk, doesn't mean it's all the same shit.
but I'd say probably nobody could tell the difference between regular mid grade brands and the really expensive ones.
lolllllll so epiccccccccccccccc
>>71288262
ethanol has a strong taste
all ordinary vodka of the same ABV is the fucking same
>>71290449
I'd probably be the opposite because how would a restaurant be in business with such shitty presentation? their food must be really good to compensate for the paper plates
>>71287769
>hover over Op's ID
>only one post
Know shill threads and ignore them
>>71295106
Fugg.. it's hot enough from spring through fall.
If I wanted to give some random person from a malaysian cuckoldry tapestry collection BBS money for basic consulting on this sort of thing, how would I do this?
>>71295168
What's really interesting about Trump, is that his brand is thought of as being luxurious, but it's really not. His buildings are super fancy, but his stuff isn't. Trump vodka was only like $35 a bottle when it came out, which isn't cheap, but it isn't super exclusive either.
His ties and stuff aren't that pricey either. I'd speculate that his whole business model is selling affordable, pretty nice things as being super luxurious.
>>71288369
>>mrw
you're a faggot redditor is what you are
/pol/ is dead
>drink literally any Vodka straight
>act surprised that it tastes like shit
these people never cease to astound me
>>71287769
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Of course it tastes like shit. It's vodka. There's not a decent tasting vodka in existence. Despite whatever delusional retards will say. The alcohol content is too fucking high to not taste bad and burn going down. Mix it down, or dilute it with something else, but never think spending more will make it an easier experience.
>>71290449
That's a really great post. Thanks dude.
The only thing I wonder about is the conclusion:
>They were all embarrassed and shocked that they couldn't tell the difference and how the presentation fooled them into paying more for the same food when they wouldn't eat it at the other place that sold it for $10 cheaper
It's like when people rate wine as being much, much better when they think that it's expensive. Sure, the food is objectively the same, but we don't eat food objectively. If paying $10 more for it makes you enjoy it that much more, doesn't that make it actually worth the extra $10?
If I buy a winery that makes mediocre wine and triple the price, am I overcharging people, or am I delivering value because they enjoy it so much more than they did before?
>>71291114
fuck me, the KKK
>>71291796
8/10, most kekworthy, I will name MY first kid after you
>>71288369
slav?
>>71289551
cheap booze DOES cause hangovers, and cheaper shit makes them worse
the initial shots from the first distilation contain assloads of fusel oils (smelly toxic shit and methyl alcohol)
lazy or cheap producers dont discard this shit, they dont want to "waste" even a drop of their "product"
fusel oils are the nasty shit that gives cheap vodka it's "flavour".
it metabolizes into formaldehyde and other toxic chemicals which causes the hangover effect
i'm not talking about a headache, dehydration and listlessness of a good solid drunk, but the "I wanna die" feelings of an actual honest to dog hangover.
extensively distilled, properly refined vodka is nearly pure ethyl alcohol which is then diluted with water to about 80-90 proof for sale.
the cheap shit is distilled once or maybe twice, til it reaches the deisred proof level, then is bottled and sold to russians, drunks and cunts
proper vodka should be colorless, tasteless and burn like a motherfucker with a clean finish and no lighter fluid aftertaste.
good shit: white lightning, grey goose, matisse, absolut, skyye
cheap shit: schmirnoff, ciroc, etc
Poison: popov, wolfe, store brands, anything "imported from" any country in south america (especially mexico)
vodka is still for mixing (absolut blueberry + 7-up will blow your mind) but good shit mixes better and wont leave you praying for death in the morning
>>71296059
dude, thats up to you.
just buy new american charred oak casks (level 3)
fill it with what you make, store it in your adick for a year
>>71288969
Is this you?
>>71293169
>drinking for the flavor
Are you literally 16 years old?
>>71288369
A normal male of the human species.
>>71294097
Cory. Trevor. Smokes. Let's go.
>>71287769
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Buzzfeed
>>71290448
sounds good! imma do that
>>71291200
> jameson
> decent whiskey
> never heard of Old Bushmills
jameson is mid tier at best. it's what should be used for mixing
anyone who mixes bushmills, connemara, tullamore dew, or good scotch like glenlivet glenfiddiche or mccallan should be shot horsewhipped then shot again.
>>71294022
Australia is literally the only country to make a fuel that doesn't give off fumes that abos get high on.
>>71294022
They sniff not drink.
It got so bad a new form of petrol without the high inducing parts needed to be developed.
>>71296441
From what I remember, the show took place somewhere in Oregon and the wine used for the experiment was priced at around $6 a bottle
The wine was Rene Barbier if I remember right
Guys I get hammered every night on 90 proof jet fuel give me attention.
Someone tell me I`m cool, quick pls.
>>71288067
Ours like listerine!
>>71296441
https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/insights/baba-shiv-how-wines-price-tag-affect-its-taste
>The researchers recruited 11 male Caltech graduate students who said they liked and occasionally drank red wine. The subjects were told that they would be trying five different Cabernet Sauvignons, identified by price, to study the effect of sampling time on flavor. In fact, only three wines were used — two were given twice. The first wine was identified by its real bottle price of $5 and by a fake $45 price tag. The second wine was marked with its actual $90 price and by a fictitious $10 tag. The third wine, which was used to distract the participants, was marked with its correct $35 price. A tasteless water was also given in between wine samples to rinse the subjects' mouths. The wines were given in random order, and the students were asked to focus on flavor and how much they enjoyed each sample.
>The participants said they could taste five different wines, even though there were only three, and added that the wines identified as more expensive tasted better. The researchers found that an increase in the perceived price of a wine did lead to increased activity in the mOFC because of an associated increase in taste expectation. Shiv said he expects enophiles will challenge the results, since his subjects were not professional connoisseurs. "Will these findings replicate among experts?" he asked. "We don't know, but my speculation is that, yes, they will. I expect that the enophiles will show more of these effects, because they really care about it."
tl;dr price effects the taste
>>71291114
I've done the same. Took my friends expensive vodka and replaced it with popov and water, he never even noticed desu
>>71297276
>>71297579
Interesting stuff. It's funny, whenever I'm tasked with picking up wine for a dinner party, I always buy an import. I can get a decent Sangiovese for $8.99, and people assume that it's super nice and special. Kind of silly.
I guess the moral of the story is that expensive wines are worth it even if they aren't. If being expensive makes you think that it tastes better, how is that different than it actually tasting better?
>>71287911
this.
>>71296844
if i buy ads on /pol/ for my whiskey you better fucking send me a resume
>>71289756
Saved
>>71288369
I also like the taste of vodka even though I never drink.
>>71296077
his buildings/apartments and golf courses are superpremium, the ties and other shit is to let the normal fags get a taste of the dream
>>71287769
Get a fucking russian to tell me how it tastes and then I'll believe you.
>>71297926
I think you should send me ur resume....
I'm an alcoholic "in recovery" and owning a bottle of this just to remind me of why I shouldn't drink it seems quite fashionable.
>hipsters drink Trump vodka with thoughts of Trump's political views
>"I bet this will taste like misogyny"
>most hate it
What do you expect?
>>71288369
same breed as people that drink coffee black
>>71297853
The difference would be in the quality vs price ratio.
>>71298414
I drink coffee black about 2/3 of the time, usually when the coffee grounds are shit tier.
>>71298352
This. They should have done a blind test with a few other brands of vodka.
>>71289144
Every single connoisseur agrees a few drops of water brings out the flavor and aroma.
You seem to protest to much, are you sure you are not the one in denial?
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