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BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY - NOTHING PERSONNEL DILMA - VOTES NOW


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--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0

>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/

>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation

>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
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anime
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GO GETTEM MONKEYS
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COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
>COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
>COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
>COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
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100 more.
they talk a lot.
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COMO VOTA DEPUTADO?
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Minas irá decidir
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What was Miro on about?
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I like Dilma, AMA.
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>99 LEFT
99 LEFT
>99 LEFT
99 LEFT
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Como vota anon?
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dilma will live
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Pasta for when gringos ask why
>Less than 20% popular aprovation.
>Involved in one of the greatest corruption scandals of our country.
>Completely incapable of rulling, a living meme and a shame for our country.
>Puppet of former president.
>She tried to stop investigations on our former president by making him a minister jumping all the needed process.
Anything that i should add anons?
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Will these fucks stfu and vote already
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Como vota?
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C O M O
V O T A
D E P U T A D O
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99 MORE VOTES

THIS IS IT LADS, BRING YOUR MEMES OUT WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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Who the fuck said "como vota deputado"? I haven't seen it
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>>71268736
Eu voto SIM!
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KD A EXTREMA DIREITA DO MEU BRASIL
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>>71268733
how much?
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soon
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C O M O
V O T A
D E P U T A D O
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Rio, como vcs explicam terem elegido um viado?
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#churrascaria
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>>71268733
Por que?
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G1.com.br is streaming live

ALSO:

GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM

>GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM


GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM

>GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM


GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM

>GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM
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>>71268549
So yes or no win is riots?
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i made an OC
plz r8
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>>71268743
that's why I have been saying to call the next thread "Read the Fucking OP" Edition
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>>71268777

holy trips
and holy ass

10/10

would smash
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>>71268743
>the most corrupt government humanity has ever contemplated accordingly to the United Nations
>billions of dollars are stolen every single year
>authorities get pissed off and start a special operation to identify all corrupt politicians and noscope them
>extremely difficult because the entire law system of Brazil is filled with corrupt judges, attorneys and prosecutors
>somehow it starts working
>they finally pin down Brazil's ex-president (who is the leader of all the corruption) on a wall with concrete evidence and testimonies against him
>they also get evidence against the current president and the most popular presidential candidate of 2018
>SHIT WILL CHANGE
>suddenly our president makes the ex-president a minister
>ministers are not judged like common people
>only the supreme court can judge them
>supreme court is allied to the corrupt people and filled with corrupt judges/prosecutors
>honest judges that are not from the supreme manage to overrule decision to make him minister
>IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>a few hours ago some supreme judges just overruled their overrule and made him a minister again
>it's not happening
>a randomly picked supreme judge who is also an anti-socialist was pick to rule in or out the decision to keep Lula out of the minitry
>he rules Lula out
>leftists BTFO
>impeachment process officially starts
>433 yes x 1 no
>Lula calls out his leftard mortadela minions to go to the streets and intimidade the population through a protest
>they were so small that nobody gave a single fuck
>impeachment session started today under the protection of God in the name of the Brazilian nation

I will start to drop it again
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>>71268743
Mencione as pedaladas fiscais, não sei como traduzir o termo ao inglês.
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>>71268760
Eduardo Cunha says it everytime someone takes too long to say sim/não
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Who's winning?
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>>71268790
Você respondeu a sua propria pergunta.
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>>71268744
FOR BRAZIL! FOR DEMOCRACY! FOR WAR AGAINST COMMUNISM! DOWN WITH CHE GUEVARA! DOWN WITH STALIN!
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>>71268733
Como vota?
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>>71268760
Every time someone takes too long to vote Cunha starts saying it
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>>71268807
Yes, because people against the goverment are actually somewhat civil
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Just a reminder that if you are from northeast you shouldn't be able to vote.
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>ISRAEL
this guy
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>>71268733
>3 bananas have been deposited in your account
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>>71268831
ok thanks
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>>71268811
fukken saved
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>>71268830
It's ok, his English is shit too
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>>71268843
In number, Yes.
In number left to win, No.
In percentage left to win, Yes.
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LESS THAN 100 LEFT
97 SIMs away from civil war, death and destruction
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>>71268843
Yes.
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Israel oy vey
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>>71268843

The impeachment has won. It only needs half of the remaining votes and it has kept a greater fraction since the beginning.
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>>71268777

Damn.
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Sim = Yes
Não = no
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>Corrupt bulgarian communist jew kicked out
>Another commie jew takes her place
WEW. Revolution of the century. This story will be told ages to come.
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>israel voting YES
HOLY SHIT
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I think brasil needs some freedom and democracy.
I wonder who could do that for them.
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>>71268743
Thanks, monkeybro. These threads are funny and high energy. Good of you to keep us in the loop!
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Para ser aprovado no senado, é preciso 2/3 do voto dos senadores também?
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PARA QUE NENHUM GOVERNO SE LEVANTE CONTRA A NAÇÃO DE ISRAEL
>PARA QUE NENHUM GOVERNO SE LEVANTE CONTRA A NAÇÃO DE ISRAEL
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CALLING THE /POL/ MEMEGRESS

http://strawpoll.me/7403592
http://strawpoll.me/7403592
http://strawpoll.me/7403592

ANON, WHAT DO YOU VOTE? YES AND HABBENINGS? OR NO AND HABBENINGS?
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>ISRAEL
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COMMIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>71268870
Oh shit we are losing

Fuck dilma, vote yes
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the voting is very funny... they give a thousand reasons just to waste one second saying SIM ou NÃO. After that, they just go back to their places.
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>>71268725
my state is a communist hellhole, SHUT IT DOWN
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Make lolis great again
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>inb4 negress votes no
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WE'RE CLOSING IN, ONLY 10 MORE VOTES
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Question to the Brazillians? There has been lots of talk that Roussef's support on the streets come from paid Bolivians, does that mean that if this is a yes, you don't expect her PT supporters to come out in force and elicit social unrest?
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>Israel
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>>71268938

Maybe a Trumo Presidency. I dont want Obama near this country again.
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RESPECTABLE BLACK WOMAN
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>>71268790
Ele é /fa/ pra porra. Votaria de novo.
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I haven't heard NÃO in a long time.
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>>71268986
nah she's a yes
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Pls post de pelo rei pela terra meme do angra de novo
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>>71268986
She votes yes
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>>71268956
1/2 dos presentes para avastar ela por 180 dias, depois 2/3 para matar o monstro
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>>71268986
She voted yes.
Check the votes in the site, the stream has a 15 second delay.
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>kikes on our side
ok, now I'm really worried
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Bolsonaro congrats the Dilma torturer in national television, what a god.
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WE FOUND OUR NIGGER QUEEN
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>>71268986
SIIIIIIIIIMM
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>>71268733
What does the taste of cum taste like?
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based negress
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BASED NEGRESS
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where were you when dilmãe was kill?
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>>71268934
>translating yes and no
Só pode ser pesca
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>>71269033
Wadih Damous will give one soon
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>>71268986
Brazil is a strange country, my friend
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>>71269071
Based sheboon
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Brazil in a nutshell
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>>71269031
sugador de caralho
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>>71268884
my sides anon
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You people disgust me
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>>71269068
They wouldn't backstab us, now would they? :^)
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>>71268964
>no COMO VOTA DEPUTADO? vote
C'mon.
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JUST
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THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA

THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA

THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA

THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA

THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA


THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA

/POL BTFO!
/POL BTFO!
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COMO VOTA
O
M
O

V
O
T
A
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>>71269020
That's the commie plan but who the fuck cares, let the army exterminate them.
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>>71269094
>pesca
>não isca
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NAÇÃO DE ISRAEL
NAÇÃO DE ISRAEL
NAÇÃO DE ISRAEL
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>simao sessim
>sessim
>sim
>votes nao
pottery
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>>71269094
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>>71268971
CMON CMON WIN "SIM", WIN
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>>71269020
Only the hardcore militants, other supporters won't come out to defend her in the streets
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>>71269020
There has been unrest from both sides for quite a while, ever since the impeachment became a possible scenario (few months ago)
Most leftist protesters (pro-Dilma) are paid shills and dumb ass college students, and poor favela/northeast niggers who need muh welfares
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>>71268750
Steven Universe is getting weird.
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>>71269135
Nuss, mano, mitou hein! Agora posta uns quadrinhos do Latuff!
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>"Em nome de Deus"
>Em um país laico
>>
170 VOTE DIFFERENCE

IT'S OVER
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>>71269135

I get the mortadela sandwich, but what's the other guy?
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>>71268956
51%
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COMO
VOTA
DEPU
TADO
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>>71269152
DEPUTADO?
E
P
U
T
A
D
O
?
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>Como vota deputado?
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THIS IS AMERICAN CONSPIRACY COLOR REVOLUTION

DILMA IS BRAZIL PEOPLE SAVIOR

https://www.rt.com/op-edge/336440-brazils-revolution-color-escobar/

https://www.rt.com/op-edge/335834-lula-brazil-dilma-economy-rousseff/
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>>71269150

Your stream is that far behind?
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>>71269020
Some organizations on regular PT payroll will probably try some shit like MST, CUT and UNE
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>>71268938
You called?
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NILOPOLIS
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>>71269094

you have idea how many people asked what sim and nao meant
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Why doesn't Portuguese have a word for impeachment?
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>não vai ter golpe
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>>71269199
commies leave reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>All those Yes

RIO REDEEMED FROM THE 2014 ELECTIONS
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>>71268743
>>71268823
Don' forget the part that they want to take down Dilma so they can quietly brush the Lava Jato under the rug like nothing happened.

>She's out, everything solved guys. :^)

That's what going to happen if the impeachment happens.
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>>71268811
10/10
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what do they call SIM card in brazil does it get confused like yes card?
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>>71268935
Joke of the century.
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>>71269057
>>71269229
Thanks for the accurate answer
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Quantos faltam?

Quais as chances do Impeachment não passar?
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>>71269199
*tips fedora*
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Total votes : 320 of 513
YES votes : 251 (74%) need 342
NO votes : 80 (24%) need 171
ABSTAIN : 4 (1%)

Second Season:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhSdS0GlYQ
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91 left fuck yeah
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>>71269020
Evo Morales said he would invade Brazil if Dilma was impeached
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>>71269031
VIADO
I
A
D
O
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>>71269218
Coxinha aka failed commie meme to try to compete with the mortadela meme.
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>>71268872
>vote for Aécio
>get told shit by some southern teenager
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>>71269298
"Chip"
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>>71269214

They dont have to win. You just have to lose.
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>>71269199
*tips fedora*
DEUS VULT
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>>71269147
they'd backstab anyone, we're gonna be good for a while then become 4th world when Soros sees the opportunity
>>
SI
>>
For a second I though it was Xuxa speaking.
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VAI TER GOLPE SIM CARALHO
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>>71269267
Brazilians use English words all the time.

You can ask a Portugal fag, they hate the shit we do, they translate literally everything, like we say video games and they say video jogos.
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>>71268811
noice
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>>71269171
Who said?
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Civil war when?
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>>71269256
No, it is just hard to put text over and image.
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>>71269249
248+86+179=513
wtf
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>>71269275
Hello...
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>>71269218
A coxinha, coxinha is what the left bitches call those who are not on their side.
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>>71268811
good post
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>>71269280
I hope she is the first of many, fuck them all.

Moro is autistic enough to keep on and this is what will save us
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>>71269199
Fuck you, secularism destroyed the western world
DEUS VULT
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>>71269267
We have one: "Impedimento".
We just don't use it because it sounds gay.
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/rebels/ coming soon
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>>71269320
>>71269356
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>>71269396
Never
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>>71269317
faltam 175
Precisam de 86 nãos entre esses votos para não passar.
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>>71269317
need another 90 out of 170

It's over, we win
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>>71269199
>>Em um país laico
>"Deus seja louvado" escrito em cédulas de dinheiro
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DON'T GO TO PUC-SP TOMORROW
>>
wahdih Damous

Sandnig detected
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COMBO BREAKER
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>>71269408
How naive are you?
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>>71269350
ES next in line
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dilma filha da puta, minhas aulas da faculdade iam começar em junho, se tiver impeachment provavelmente vai ter greve e vai demorar mais ainda. obrigado sua vaca.
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DREAM = ALIVE
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Espírito Santo tempo.
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>>71269267
"Impedimento"
For historic reasons, we use the original.
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FUCK OFF PT REEEEEEEEE
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Manato kun pls
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>>71269420
Also because there's the football term and we couldn't handle the memes
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>>71269317
90
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>>71269199
>país laico
>deputados representam o povo
>o povo possui religião

????
>>
ES BETTER NOT DISAPPOINT
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yes for impeachment and yes for trump
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DILMA IS LITERALLY HILLARY
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Capixabas!!!
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>>71269350
>Marina Silva
oxi
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red commie scum can't get back up, they're screwed
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>>71269405
Because they are delicious?
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>wahdih (pbuh)
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>>71269350
Damn, sick burns, cabeça chata, but what about the rest of your people? I don't see much of blue in the northeast part of the map...
>>
The Holy Spirit will vote now.

Deus Vult
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>>71268823
Your text is too long and has too much stuff, we only have to give the reasons not the story of the thing.
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>>71269499

Heeey. Now we just need Uruguay and Paraguay
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>>71269459
Vai ter troca troca pró-marxismo?
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>>71269326
Kekked
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>>71269389

Portuguese actually use more English words then we do. Go watch the average tuga youtuber. They say WTF Man all the time.
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PUC-SP VAI RUIR AMANHÃ PORRA
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>>71269389
>game is named "Perfect World"
>they translate it to "Mundo Perfeito"

I'm not even baiting
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>>71269522
Pretty much.
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>>71269264
Peru, there's something on your flag...
>>
>>71269522
Nah. It's worse. She's literally Bernie
>>
>89 yes left
>85 no left

almost tied this bitch up
>>
É TEMPO DO MELHOR ESTADO
>>
>Férias eterna
Férias eterna
>Férias eterna
Férias eterna
>Férias eterna
Férias eterna
>Férias eterna
Férias eterna
>>
>>71269509
Não tente racionalizar com ele, ele é ateu cara
>>
>>71269459
Why would I go anywhere near a Marxist hive?

If you see me anywhere near one then you better wear a gas mask.
>>
>>71269420
>Impedimento
Sounds a lot like impedance, which is basically an electrical term for resistance
>>
C A P I X A B A S
A
P
I
X
A
B
A
S
>>
WIch states are left?
>>
>>71269553
presidente da UNE estuda lá, veterana minha. já sabe
>>
>>71269267

We do

"Destituição"

Brazilians are just fagotes for their own heritage
>>
"ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA"
>ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA
"ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA"
>ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA
"ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA"
>ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA
"ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA"
>ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA
"ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA"
>ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA
>>
COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT NOW!

BOPE ANTI COMMUNIST 2.0 NOW

COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT NOW!

BOPE ANTI COMMUNIST 2.0 NOW

COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT NOW!

BOPE ANTI COMMUNIST 2.0 NOW

COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT NOW!

BOPE ANTI COMMUNIST 2.0 NOW

COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT NOW!

BOPE ANTI COMMUNIST 2.0 NOW
>>
>>71269595
keked
>>
Please northeasterns, vote yes.
>>
>>71269405
>>71269345

Thanks familias.
>>
>>71269575
Thing is, their official terms are all translated. Go take an Engineering textbook from Portugal, the guys translate fucking everything, which is retarded when all Datasheets are in English.
>>
>>71269598
87-85 now
>>
>>71269514
THIS
>>
>>71269199

Queima no inferno seu bosta.
>>
Made a post on /qa/ to see if we could get a mod to create a rolling sticky.

If we can get it for election results in the land of Burgers, we can get it for BRs
>>
If Dilma is forever doomed, this post will end in 3.
>>
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>>71269264
>>
>>71269389
They don't even have a word for t-shirt, fuck off.
>>
>>71268743
Updating.
>Less than 20% popular aprovation.
>Involved in one of the greatest corruption scandals of our country.
>Completely incapable of rulling, a living meme and a shame for our country.
>Used high level accounting tricks to try to boost economy, what fucked us even more.
>Puppet of former president.
>She tried to stop investigations on our former president by making him a minister jumping all the needed process.
Anything else anons?
>>
>>71269277
>>71269320
>>71269356
>>71269416
>>71269456

Cry me a river christian scum.
>>
C O M O
V O T A
D E P U T A D O
>>
>>71269633
t. Telemóvel
>>
>>71269522

Hillary North America
Merkel Europe
Dilma South America


The trinity of Cunts
>>
>Niggers voting yes

What happened Brazil? I thought you said Dindus were Dilma's pets.
>>
Holy shit this nigga is going ballistic
>>
>>71269681
what have u done
>>
>>71269267
but we do
Its destituiçao
no idea why brazilians call it impeachment
>>
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
>>
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>>71269534
Fat people have a small head with a Big Body
>>
>>71269218
Is the "coxinha" it's a meal made of wheat flour and chicken. It's how the commies call the paragons of truth.
>>
COMO
>VOTA
DEPUTADO
>>
>>71269707
everyone is jumping dilma's boat because they know she's most likely to lose
>>
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The
Brazilian
Donald Trump
>>
vieira is meme tier
>>
>>71269698
*tips fedora*
>>
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Hahaha
>>
>>71269682
kek
>>
>>71269678
eh, it's almost over so it's not really worth it.
>>
calm down and vota
>>
GOLPISTAS
>>
Como vota deputado
>>
>>71269585

On the other hand, we don't dub nearly as much shit as you do
>>
democracy democracy democracy said the commie
>>
>>71269729
This just means she isn't forever doomed.
Maybe just temporarily doomed.
>>
>>71269707
>trusting anything white-wannabe BR posters post here

Their dream is to be considered white.
>>
>>71269707
Favela niggers =/= black people
>>
Calm down man
>>
MST here
some of you guys are alright, don't own land tomorrow
>>
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>mfw soon we will need less votes than they do

>mfw turning point

Chillax, boys.
>>
>>71269626
That's calles impedância in huespeak
>>
HIGH ENERGY
>>
>HELDER SALOMÃO
>>
IT'S GONNA BE TIGHT!
>>
the memes don't stop.
>>
that passionate nao guy
>>
>>71269733
We imported the word, but we do have a portuguese equivalent, although in our case it is impedimento
>>
>>71269199
Eu quero ver vocês ateus queimando.

Prepare seu anus, seu ateu filho da puta.
>>
How many votes till impeachment huebros?
>>
>>71269626

It's more like "impediment" really
>>
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>>
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>[DEMOCRACY INTENSIFIES]
>>
>>71269733
Historical reasons.
>>
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>>71269694
>Used high level accounting tricks to try to boost economy, what fucked us even more.

Used high level accounting tricks to try to boost economy on election season.
>>
So we are going to win and take down the bulgarian jew?

So we are going to win and take down the bulgarian jew?
>>
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civil war incoming
>>
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Eu fiz mais um OC.
Por favor rateiem.
>>
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>>71269657

But they compensate in informal language. Where they use English loanwords all the fucking time. Again, go watch tuga youtubers.
>>
>>71269837
How can you be so worked up over a nao
>>
>>71269847
86
>>
>>71269847
68 yes
>>
>>71269847
>How many votes till impeachment huebros?
around 50 huehues
>>
>>71269707
There is a difference between niggers and black people here.
>>
>>71269813
toppity kek
>>
>>71269856
>!fTRUMPLVL2

wtf is that?
>>
>>71269818
how the fuck do you know what that is

r u engineer??
>>
>>
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>Salomāo
>>
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>>71269847
~86
>>
>Somebody spitted on Bolsonaro after he voted
>>
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>>71269883
All I see in that comic is a noob yank getting fucked
>>
Cliff notes:

-Bolsonaro names the jews, says he advocates for torture

-Based niggers voting "yes''

-342 (needed)

Current score:

255 YES

89 NO/ABSENT/ABSTAINED

Quick dictionary:

Bolsonaro-God

Moro-Based judge

Sim-yes

Nao-no

Lula-Ex-president
>>
>I should've gone to sleep but it's too fun

Damn you brazil.
>>
>>71269854
>impediment
>Something that impedes; a hindrance or obstruction

same thing
>>
Brazillian political junkies, does NO still have a chance?
>>
84-83

ONE MORE ONE MORE VOTE
>>
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>>71269837
>>
>>71269873
what accounting tricks
>>
Impeachment is gonna happen. Look at the numbers left.

17 PMDB left who voted 43 yes 6 no
17 PSDB left who voted 35 yes 0 no
16 PP left who voted 26 yes 2 no
14 PR left who voted 20 yes 3 no
15 PSD left who voted 15 yes 2 no

Impeachment easily happen /pol/
>>
Bolsonaro just said on an interview that Jean Willys spit on him after he left.
>>
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>>71269899
shit meme

captcha highly related
>>
Any guesses on how Minas Gerais and Bahia will vote?
>>
Is Cunha allowed to go the bathroom?
>>
>>71269997
No

By this point YES needs less votes than NO to win
>>
>>71269626
It's called high school physics.
>>
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>83-83
>>
TIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>71269805
If I am white, then Brazilians are also white.
>>
>>71268549
83-83 OHHH SHIT SO CLOSE
>>
TIED
TIED
TIED

TCHAU QUERIDA!
>>
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Whatch our op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
>>
>>71270029
He has a piss jug under the desk
>>
>>71270016

MAY GOD REMOVE THIS SATANIC MARXISM AND CRUSH THE PARASITE
>>
holy balls
>>
>>71269997
Nah. Commies are fucked
>>
>>71269964
He directly named communism and the Foro, he really rattled the snakes.

The man has the balls to stand against pure evil.
>>
Se a Dilma sair/ser afastada, ela vai cair na peneira do japonês da PF?
>>
>>71269907
>>71269911
>>71269919
>>71269936
Ty bros, this fucking thing takes forever. Come on, impeach the commie already
>>
>>71269975
>Quick dictionary:
>Sim-yes
>Nao-no

As a spaniard it made me kek
>>
>>71270024
Minas Gerais will probably swing to Yes because Pimentel (from Dilma's Party) is doing a dismal job as governor

Bahia I dunno
>>
is it happening pol

are they kicking out dilma
>>
>>71269929
Common kknowledge
>>
>>71269761
>brazilian donald trump
>comparing a successfull billionaire to a crazy old fart that spent his entire life cleaning the barracks toilet and shooting targets.

can't make this shit up
>>
83/83 HYPE
>>
>>71270024
MG is mostly PSDB so it'll vote yes, Bahia is going to be tough.
>>
>>71269899
kek
>>
>>71269997
Nope.

NO niggers are pretty much done for.

Tomorrow we start killing gommies, atheists and faggots.
>>
>>71269873
Updating.
>Less than 20% popular aprovation.
>Involved in one of the greatest corruption scandals of our country.
>Completely incapable of rulling, a living meme and a shame for our country.
>Used high level accounting tricks to try to boost economy, what fucked us even more. Detail: in the middle of the election season.
>Puppet of former president.
>She tried to stop investigations on our former president by making him a minister jumping all the needed process.
Anything else anons.
>>
>>71269873
whats the vertical axis?
>>
>>71270016
DEM and PSC are full opposition too
>>
civil war when
>>
IN THE LEAD!!! ITS HAPPENING!!!!
>>
>>71270073
>yfw whatever happens, Brazil becomes France
>>
>>71268549
ITS HABBENING 82-83
>>
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>>71269902
>watching LPs
>watching LPs in my own language
>watching portuga LPs at that
Not trying to belittle you or anything, but I'm going to take your word at that. I don't want to cringe.
>>
>>71270029
I was thinking about that too, does he have a bottle under the table in case of emergencies? Or is it a personal fuckboy
>>
>>71270073
FUAAARK
>>
>>71269456
Estado laico não é automaticamente laicista.
>>
82 vs 83 we winning guys.
>>
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN BITCHES
>>
>>71270029
There is a whore constantly sucking his dick for piss and cum under the desk.
>>
>>71270071

Good luck BR.
>>
>>71268549
é incrível como a maioria dos deputados brasileiros parecem mafiosos
>>
>>71269256
No, it took some time to make this, google drive took to much to upload the pic to my pc
>>
>>71270127
BACK TO A TIE

FUCK
>>
>>71269992

Yes, but not necessarily in electrical engineering, I wager
>>
>>71270088
Jaques Wagner was useless when he was the state governor, so maybe there will be a few "Yes".
>>
82-83

THE TIME IS NOW!!!!!!
>>
More Northeast commies coming
>>
>>71270172
>t. alberto barbosa
>>
Espirito santo é muito based
>>
Which one is the clown?
>>
HAHAHAHA PDT SUPPORTS THE GOVERNMENT BUT SEVERAL DEPUTIES BETRAYED THEM AND VOTED YES
>>
>>71270172
>parecem
>>
>PI voting
WE LOST BOIS
>>
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>northeast time again
>>
>>71270038
impedance is/can be different than resistance though (in english and also in practice)

maybe it's how you guys term things, but I'd never even heard of the term impedance until college
>>
>>71270172
Just like yours and Italy's.
>>
>>71270172
They're mafia.

read this:
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronelismo
>>
>>71270172
It's because they are.
>>
>>71270086
I am sleepy as fuck, it's 2:23 here, but I can't go now. I want it to happen.
>>
>>71270172
That's cause you haven't seen Maluf
>>
>>71270073
It's happening
>>
>>71270172
>brasileiros
all of them do, no matter the country
>>
>>71270073
This basically means we already won. Yes votes are coming in a higher rate than No votes.
>>
>>71270147
Ateus são um bando de parasitas.

Foda-se o "estado laico"
>>
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Almost there!
>>
>>71270172
Culpa dos imigrantes árabes e italianos, pai.
Pai, por que me esqueceste?
>>
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>>71270029
HE PISS ON THE COMMUNIST FLAG

>HUERAS
>>
VOCÊ ESTARÁ PAGANDO
>>
Do you support replacing commies with waifus?

Y/N
>>
>>71270172
Fruto do seu trabalho :^)
>>
>>71269420
"Impugnação" would be much more appropriate. Heard it here na terrinha te other day, sounded better than the anglicism or any other alternative.
>>
>>71269992
It's not the same word for impedance, though. Impedimento and impedância are different things.
>>
>>71270231
We're fucked
>>
THIS GUY HAS NO FUCKING JAW
>>
>>71270172
Os nossos nao parecem muito melhor para ser honesto familia
>>
>this fucking guy
>>
>>71270091
I think it's terminology see:

>>71270234
>>
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>NE AGAIN
>>
OOGA BOOGA TIME
>>
Dude looks like a frog
>>
>A voz desse cara
Não sabia que narradores de radio eram deputados
>>71270172
>O que é coronelismo
>>
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>>71270172
>Alberto Barbosa
>>
>>71270000
>>71269997
Total votes is 513, and the YES needs 342 to impeach. That means the NO need 170 to avoid impeachment. The NA can still win, but I think it's highly unlikely
>>
>>71270266
fucking kek and doubles
>>
>>71270187
>NEW THREAD
>>71270187
NOVO FIO
>>71270187
>NEW THREAD
>>71270187
NOVO FIO
>>71270187
>>
This guy is probably bass in an acapella band
>>
>PEPE DA SILVA
>>
Fucking Piaui
>>
that guy looks weird
>>
2 NA VANTAGEM
>>
>>71270261
Our Italians are actually master race. Most of them are from the North and Center unlike Italian Americans. It's the dirty P*rtuguese blood that fucks everything up.
>>
Como vota boca-de-sapo?
>>
That voice
>>
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EU VOCHU SHIM
>>
79-81!!!

2 vote lead!!!

HAPPENING!
>>
Holy shit that woman could kill an elephant with that forehead
>>
FROG
R
O
G
>>
>>71270318
Heraclito is based.
>>
O CARA TA DANDO SHOUTOUT PRA FAMILIA DELE

BR É BR MSM
>>
>>71270098
But do you think the yes votes from SC will help cancel out Bahia's no's?
>>
>>71270266
only if they are lolis
>>
this guy sounds like jabba the hutt
>>
>>71270283
>It's not the same word for impedance
same root though

impede
>>
based blowfish
>>
who dis blowfish
>>
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IT'S HAPPENING
>>
BASED TOADMAN.
>>
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>>71270408
>>
>>71270240
3:25 here I was following it since the start but now I moved in my comfy bed but I'm on tablet and forgot the earbuds so I can't really watch the streaming.

Go huebros, impeach the commie
>>
>Based PI voting yes
Ceará confirmed for literal shit.
>>
>Julio Cesar

WE WUZ CAESARS AND SHIEETTT
>>
>>71270235
im not saying that ours arent just as bad.. they dont look so much like the mafia. at least to me. but that might be because im just so used to see them so much.
>>
>>71270464
Check filename >>71270397
>>
>>71270172
>parecem
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
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>yfw this shit never ends
>>
>>71270240
>>71270477
it's basically confirmed guise
>>
PIAU is actually voting YES, wtf is happening.
>>
>>71270405
Most did.
One even wished happy birthday to his grand daughter.
>>
>>71270409

Yes. But there is a portuguese word for impedance that is different from the word for impediment

Your reasoning is the same, the literal translations are just a little more nuanced
>>
>>71270477
yea, I have been following it for hours now
>>
SIM 78 x 81 NÃO

WEW LADS
E
W
L
A
D
S
>>
>>71270187
>>71270187
>>71270187
>>71270187

>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>
>>
Bradley cooper looking mother fuck
>>
>>71270552
But I want to see the chimp out, "A festa".
>>
Sooooo.

Assuming we actualy win, what the fuck do we do about Temer who is just as fucking bad? Some kinda second impeachment?
>>
>>71270409
Same root, but they're not the same word. That's all I'm saying. They mean different things.
>>
>>71270172

It's a Latin American tradition.
>>
DUDE SHE HAS A PUSSY LMAO

THAT GIVES HER MERIT AND LEGITIMACY SOMEHOW
>>
>Dilma is the first woman president so NO


Wo thought it was a great idea to allow women to vote?
>>
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>hurr durr Dilma is a woman so I vote nao
>>
why is this shit taking so long everyone saying the same dumb shit everyone else has said they've been voting for four hours and still have over 150 more to go
>>
>>71270870
They have to give a justification for their votes.
>>
>>71270830
I kek so hard with that shit
>>
>>71270685
Sounds like you're a fucking homo you fucking nigger.
>>
>>71270505

>We wuz khans nnnnn paaska
>>
GIVE ME LINKS TO THE PLACAR
>>
>>71271198
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>>
How do we end jewish tricks?
>>
>>71271198
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>faltam 69 ayyyy
>>
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OOOOOOOOO LETS GOO BRAZEEEL
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