--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
anime
GO GETTEM MONKEYS
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
>COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
>COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
>COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
100 more.
they talk a lot.
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO?
Minas irá decidir
What was Miro on about?
I like Dilma, AMA.
>99 LEFT
99 LEFT
>99 LEFT
99 LEFT
Como vota anon?
dilma will live
Pasta for when gringos ask why
>Less than 20% popular aprovation.
>Involved in one of the greatest corruption scandals of our country.
>Completely incapable of rulling, a living meme and a shame for our country.
>Puppet of former president.
>She tried to stop investigations on our former president by making him a minister jumping all the needed process.
Anything that i should add anons?
Will these fucks stfu and vote already
Como vota?
C O M O
V O T A
D E P U T A D O
99 MORE VOTES
THIS IS IT LADS, BRING YOUR MEMES OUT WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Who the fuck said "como vota deputado"? I haven't seen it
>>71268736
Eu voto SIM!
KD A EXTREMA DIREITA DO MEU BRASIL
>>71268733
how much?
soon
C O M O
V O T A
D E P U T A D O
Rio, como vcs explicam terem elegido um viado?
#churrascaria
>>71268733
Por que?
G1.com.br is streaming live
ALSO:
GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM
>GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM
GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM
>GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM
GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM
>GOD HELP US TO REMOVE THIS SATANIC JOKE CALLED MARXISM
>>71268549
So yes or no win is riots?
i made an OC
plz r8
>>71268743
that's why I have been saying to call the next thread "Read the Fucking OP" Edition
>>71268777
holy trips
and holy ass
10/10
would smash
>>71268743
>the most corrupt government humanity has ever contemplated accordingly to the United Nations
>billions of dollars are stolen every single year
>authorities get pissed off and start a special operation to identify all corrupt politicians and noscope them
>extremely difficult because the entire law system of Brazil is filled with corrupt judges, attorneys and prosecutors
>somehow it starts working
>they finally pin down Brazil's ex-president (who is the leader of all the corruption) on a wall with concrete evidence and testimonies against him
>they also get evidence against the current president and the most popular presidential candidate of 2018
>SHIT WILL CHANGE
>suddenly our president makes the ex-president a minister
>ministers are not judged like common people
>only the supreme court can judge them
>supreme court is allied to the corrupt people and filled with corrupt judges/prosecutors
>honest judges that are not from the supreme manage to overrule decision to make him minister
>IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>a few hours ago some supreme judges just overruled their overrule and made him a minister again
>it's not happening
>a randomly picked supreme judge who is also an anti-socialist was pick to rule in or out the decision to keep Lula out of the minitry
>he rules Lula out
>leftists BTFO
>impeachment process officially starts
>433 yes x 1 no
>Lula calls out his leftard mortadela minions to go to the streets and intimidade the population through a protest
>they were so small that nobody gave a single fuck
>impeachment session started today under the protection of God in the name of the Brazilian nation
I will start to drop it again
>>71268743
Mencione as pedaladas fiscais, não sei como traduzir o termo ao inglês.
>>71268760
Eduardo Cunha says it everytime someone takes too long to say sim/não
Who's winning?
>>71268790
Você respondeu a sua propria pergunta.
>>71268744
FOR BRAZIL! FOR DEMOCRACY! FOR WAR AGAINST COMMUNISM! DOWN WITH CHE GUEVARA! DOWN WITH STALIN!
>>71268733
Como vota?
>>71268760
Every time someone takes too long to vote Cunha starts saying it
>>71268807
Yes, because people against the goverment are actually somewhat civil
Just a reminder that if you are from northeast you shouldn't be able to vote.
>ISRAEL
this guy
>>71268733
>3 bananas have been deposited in your account
>>71268831
ok thanks
>>71268811
fukken saved
>>71268830
It's ok, his English is shit too
>>71268843
In number, Yes.
In number left to win, No.
In percentage left to win, Yes.
LESS THAN 100 LEFT
97 SIMs away from civil war, death and destruction
>>71268843
Yes.
Israel oy vey
>>71268843
The impeachment has won. It only needs half of the remaining votes and it has kept a greater fraction since the beginning.
>>71268777
Damn.
Sim = Yes
Não = no
>Corrupt bulgarian communist jew kicked out
>Another commie jew takes her place
WEW. Revolution of the century. This story will be told ages to come.
>israel voting YES
HOLY SHIT
I think brasil needs some freedom and democracy.
I wonder who could do that for them.
>>71268743
Thanks, monkeybro. These threads are funny and high energy. Good of you to keep us in the loop!
Para ser aprovado no senado, é preciso 2/3 do voto dos senadores também?
PARA QUE NENHUM GOVERNO SE LEVANTE CONTRA A NAÇÃO DE ISRAEL
>PARA QUE NENHUM GOVERNO SE LEVANTE CONTRA A NAÇÃO DE ISRAEL
CALLING THE /POL/ MEMEGRESS
http://strawpoll.me/7403592
http://strawpoll.me/7403592
http://strawpoll.me/7403592
ANON, WHAT DO YOU VOTE? YES AND HABBENINGS? OR NO AND HABBENINGS?
>ISRAEL
COMMIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>71268870
Oh shit we are losing
Fuck dilma, vote yes
the voting is very funny... they give a thousand reasons just to waste one second saying SIM ou NÃO. After that, they just go back to their places.
>>71268725
my state is a communist hellhole, SHUT IT DOWN
Make lolis great again
>inb4 negress votes no
WE'RE CLOSING IN, ONLY 10 MORE VOTES
Question to the Brazillians? There has been lots of talk that Roussef's support on the streets come from paid Bolivians, does that mean that if this is a yes, you don't expect her PT supporters to come out in force and elicit social unrest?
>Israel
>>71268938
Maybe a Trumo Presidency. I dont want Obama near this country again.
RESPECTABLE BLACK WOMAN
>>71268790
Ele é /fa/ pra porra. Votaria de novo.
I haven't heard NÃO in a long time.
>>71268986
nah she's a yes
Pls post de pelo rei pela terra meme do angra de novo
>>71268986
She votes yes
>>71268956
1/2 dos presentes para avastar ela por 180 dias, depois 2/3 para matar o monstro
>>71268986
She voted yes.
Check the votes in the site, the stream has a 15 second delay.
>kikes on our side
ok, now I'm really worried
Bolsonaro congrats the Dilma torturer in national television, what a god.
WE FOUND OUR NIGGER QUEEN
>>71268986
SIIIIIIIIIMM
>>71268733
What does the taste of cum taste like?
based negress
BASED NEGRESS
where were you when dilmãe was kill?
>>71268934
>translating yes and no
Só pode ser pesca
>>71269033
Wadih Damous will give one soon
>>71268986
Brazil is a strange country, my friend
>>71269071
Based sheboon
Brazil in a nutshell
>>71269031
sugador de caralho
>>71268884
my sides anon
You people disgust me
>>71269068
They wouldn't backstab us, now would they? :^)
>>71268964
>no COMO VOTA DEPUTADO? vote
C'mon.
JUST
THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA
THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA
THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA
THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA
THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA
THE NIGGER IS VOTING ANTI-DILMA
/POL BTFO!
/POL BTFO!
COMO VOTA
O
M
O
V
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A
>>71269020
That's the commie plan but who the fuck cares, let the army exterminate them.
>>71269094
>pesca
>não isca
NAÇÃO DE ISRAEL
NAÇÃO DE ISRAEL
NAÇÃO DE ISRAEL
>simao sessim
>sessim
>sim
>votes nao
pottery
>>71269094
>>71268971
CMON CMON WIN "SIM", WIN
>>71269020
Only the hardcore militants, other supporters won't come out to defend her in the streets
>>71269020
There has been unrest from both sides for quite a while, ever since the impeachment became a possible scenario (few months ago)
Most leftist protesters (pro-Dilma) are paid shills and dumb ass college students, and poor favela/northeast niggers who need muh welfares
>>71268750
Steven Universe is getting weird.
>>71269135
Nuss, mano, mitou hein! Agora posta uns quadrinhos do Latuff!
>"Em nome de Deus"
>Em um país laico
170 VOTE DIFFERENCE
IT'S OVER
>>71269135
I get the mortadela sandwich, but what's the other guy?
>>71268956
51%
COMO
VOTA
DEPU
TADO
>>71269152
DEPUTADO?
E
P
U
T
A
D
O
?
>Como vota deputado?
THIS IS AMERICAN CONSPIRACY COLOR REVOLUTION
DILMA IS BRAZIL PEOPLE SAVIOR
https://www.rt.com/op-edge/336440-brazils-revolution-color-escobar/
https://www.rt.com/op-edge/335834-lula-brazil-dilma-economy-rousseff/
>>71269150
Your stream is that far behind?
>>71269020
Some organizations on regular PT payroll will probably try some shit like MST, CUT and UNE
>>71268938
You called?
NILOPOLIS
>>71269094
you have idea how many people asked what sim and nao meant
Why doesn't Portuguese have a word for impeachment?
>não vai ter golpe
>>71269199
commies leave reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>All those Yes
RIO REDEEMED FROM THE 2014 ELECTIONS
>>71268743
>>71268823
Don' forget the part that they want to take down Dilma so they can quietly brush the Lava Jato under the rug like nothing happened.
>She's out, everything solved guys. :^)
That's what going to happen if the impeachment happens.
>>71268811
10/10
what do they call SIM card in brazil does it get confused like yes card?
>>71268935
Joke of the century.
>>71269057
>>71269229
Thanks for the accurate answer
Quantos faltam?
Quais as chances do Impeachment não passar?
>>71269199
*tips fedora*
Total votes : 320 of 513
YES votes : 251 (74%) need 342
NO votes : 80 (24%) need 171
ABSTAIN : 4 (1%)
Second Season:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhSdS0GlYQ
91 left fuck yeah
>>71269020
Evo Morales said he would invade Brazil if Dilma was impeached
>>71269031
VIADO
I
A
D
O
>>71269218
Coxinha aka failed commie meme to try to compete with the mortadela meme.
>>71268872
>vote for Aécio
>get told shit by some southern teenager
>>71269298
"Chip"
>>71269214
They dont have to win. You just have to lose.
>>71269199
*tips fedora*
DEUS VULT
>>71269147
they'd backstab anyone, we're gonna be good for a while then become 4th world when Soros sees the opportunity
SI
For a second I though it was Xuxa speaking.
VAI TER GOLPE SIM CARALHO
>>71269267
Brazilians use English words all the time.
You can ask a Portugal fag, they hate the shit we do, they translate literally everything, like we say video games and they say video jogos.
>>71268811
noice
>>71269171
Who said?
Civil war when?
>>71269256
No, it is just hard to put text over and image.
>>71269249
248+86+179=513
wtf
>>71269275
Hello...
>>71269218
A coxinha, coxinha is what the left bitches call those who are not on their side.
>>71268811
good post
>>71269280
I hope she is the first of many, fuck them all.
Moro is autistic enough to keep on and this is what will save us
>>71269199
Fuck you, secularism destroyed the western world
DEUS VULT
>>71269267
We have one: "Impedimento".
We just don't use it because it sounds gay.
/rebels/ coming soon
>>71269396
Never
>>71269317
faltam 175
Precisam de 86 nãos entre esses votos para não passar.
>>71269317
need another 90 out of 170
It's over, we win
>>71269199
>>Em um país laico
>"Deus seja louvado" escrito em cédulas de dinheiro
DON'T GO TO PUC-SP TOMORROW
wahdih Damous
Sandnig detected
COMBO BREAKER
>>71269408
How naive are you?
>>71269350
ES next in line
dilma filha da puta, minhas aulas da faculdade iam começar em junho, se tiver impeachment provavelmente vai ter greve e vai demorar mais ainda. obrigado sua vaca.
DREAM = ALIVE
Espírito Santo tempo.
>>71269267
"Impedimento"
For historic reasons, we use the original.
FUCK OFF PT REEEEEEEEE
Manato kun pls
>>71269420
Also because there's the football term and we couldn't handle the memes
>>71269199
>país laico
>deputados representam o povo
>o povo possui religião
????
ES BETTER NOT DISAPPOINT
yes for impeachment and yes for trump
DILMA IS LITERALLY HILLARY
Capixabas!!!
>>71269350
>Marina Silva
oxi
red commie scum can't get back up, they're screwed
>>71269405
Because they are delicious?
>wahdih (pbuh)
>>71269350
Damn, sick burns, cabeça chata, but what about the rest of your people? I don't see much of blue in the northeast part of the map...
The Holy Spirit will vote now.
Deus Vult
>>71268823
Your text is too long and has too much stuff, we only have to give the reasons not the story of the thing.
>>71269499
Heeey. Now we just need Uruguay and Paraguay
>>71269459
Vai ter troca troca pró-marxismo?
>>71269326
Kekked
>>71269389
Portuguese actually use more English words then we do. Go watch the average tuga youtuber. They say WTF Man all the time.
PUC-SP VAI RUIR AMANHÃ PORRA
>>71269389
>game is named "Perfect World"
>they translate it to "Mundo Perfeito"
I'm not even baiting
>>71269522
Pretty much.
>>71269264
Peru, there's something on your flag...
>>71269522
Nah. It's worse. She's literally Bernie
>89 yes left
>85 no left
almost tied this bitch up
É TEMPO DO MELHOR ESTADO
>Férias eterna
Férias eterna
>Férias eterna
Férias eterna
>Férias eterna
Férias eterna
>Férias eterna
Férias eterna
>>71269509
Não tente racionalizar com ele, ele é ateu cara
>>71269459
Why would I go anywhere near a Marxist hive?
If you see me anywhere near one then you better wear a gas mask.
>>71269420
>Impedimento
Sounds a lot like impedance, which is basically an electrical term for resistance
C A P I X A B A S
A
P
I
X
A
B
A
S
WIch states are left?
>>71269553
presidente da UNE estuda lá, veterana minha. já sabe
>>71269267
We do
"Destituição"
Brazilians are just fagotes for their own heritage
"ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA"
>ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA
"ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA"
>ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA
"ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA"
>ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA
"ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA"
>ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA
"ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA"
>ETERNAL VACATIONS FOR DILMA
COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT NOW!
BOPE ANTI COMMUNIST 2.0 NOW
COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT NOW!
BOPE ANTI COMMUNIST 2.0 NOW
COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT NOW!
BOPE ANTI COMMUNIST 2.0 NOW
COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT NOW!
BOPE ANTI COMMUNIST 2.0 NOW
COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT NOW!
BOPE ANTI COMMUNIST 2.0 NOW
>>71269595
keked
Please northeasterns, vote yes.
>>71269405
>>71269345
Thanks familias.
>>71269575
Thing is, their official terms are all translated. Go take an Engineering textbook from Portugal, the guys translate fucking everything, which is retarded when all Datasheets are in English.
>>71269598
87-85 now
>>71269514
THIS
>>71269199
Queima no inferno seu bosta.
Made a post on /qa/ to see if we could get a mod to create a rolling sticky.
If we can get it for election results in the land of Burgers, we can get it for BRs
If Dilma is forever doomed, this post will end in 3.
>>71269264
>>71269389
They don't even have a word for t-shirt, fuck off.
>>71268743
Updating.
>Less than 20% popular aprovation.
>Involved in one of the greatest corruption scandals of our country.
>Completely incapable of rulling, a living meme and a shame for our country.
>Used high level accounting tricks to try to boost economy, what fucked us even more.
>Puppet of former president.
>She tried to stop investigations on our former president by making him a minister jumping all the needed process.
Anything else anons?
>>71269277
>>71269320
>>71269356
>>71269416
>>71269456
Cry me a river christian scum.
C O M O
V O T A
D E P U T A D O
>>71269633
t. Telemóvel
>>71269522
Hillary North America
Merkel Europe
Dilma South America
The trinity of Cunts
>Niggers voting yes
What happened Brazil? I thought you said Dindus were Dilma's pets.
Holy shit this nigga is going ballistic
>>71269681
what have u done
>>71269267
but we do
Its destituiçao
no idea why brazilians call it impeachment
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
>>71269534
Fat people have a small head with a Big Body
>>71269218
Is the "coxinha" it's a meal made of wheat flour and chicken. It's how the commies call the paragons of truth.
COMO
>VOTA
DEPUTADO
>>71269707
everyone is jumping dilma's boat because they know she's most likely to lose
The
Brazilian
Donald Trump
vieira is meme tier
>>71269698
*tips fedora*
Hahaha
>>71269682
kek
>>71269678
eh, it's almost over so it's not really worth it.
calm down and vota
GOLPISTAS
Como vota deputado
>>71269585
On the other hand, we don't dub nearly as much shit as you do
democracy democracy democracy said the commie
>>71269729
This just means she isn't forever doomed.
Maybe just temporarily doomed.
>>71269707
>trusting anything white-wannabe BR posters post here
Their dream is to be considered white.
>>71269707
Favela niggers =/= black people
Calm down man
