--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>Impeachment day's anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
>the most corrupt government humanity has ever contemplated accordingly to the United Nations
>billions of dollars are stolen every single year
>authorities get pissed off and start a special operation to identify all corrupt politicians and noscope them
>extremely difficult because the entire law system of Brazil is filled with corrupt judges, attorneys and prosecutors
>somehow it starts working
>they finally pin down Brazil's ex-president (who is the leader of all the corruption) on a wall with concrete evidence and testimonies against him
>they also get evidence against the current president and the most popular presidential candidate of 2018
>SHIT WILL CHANGE
>suddenly our president makes the ex-president a minister
>ministers are not judged like common people
>only the supreme court can judge them
>supreme court is allied to the corrupt people and filled with corrupt judges/prosecutors
>honest judges that are not from the supreme manage to overrule decision to make him minister
>IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>a few hours ago some supreme judges just overruled their overrule and made him a minister again
>it's not happening
>a randomly picked supreme judge who is also an anti-socialist was pick to rule in or out the decision to keep Lula out of the minitry
>he rules Lula out
>leftists BTFO
>impeachment process officially starts
>433 yes x 1 no
>Lula calls out his leftard mortadela minions to go to the streets and intimidade the population through a protest
>they were so small that nobody gave a single fuck
>impeachment session started today under the protection of God in the name of the Brazilian nation
>yesterday
>Chamber of Deputies (in Brasília) going full ape mode
>Communist Party (allied to the gov) goes live on TV to say that anyone against Jewma hates women and wants poor people to starve to death with no welfare
>apes against impeachment can't craft a single argument, lie all the fucking time about how many votes they have
>ex-prez Lula, who was allegedly buying votes against impeachment in a hotel next to the Chamber, flies back to São Paulo hours before the feds get to the hotel to investigate
>gov shills can't handle the banter over Lula chiking out, lose all steam, can't even get a hashtag going on twitter (where they have a lot of bots, and personal Twitter's help)
>MST (Landless Worker's Movement), a branch of armed leftwing terrorists disgised as a social movement, funded by the gov, starts to block main roads all over the country to try to stop pro-impeachment people from getting to Brasília
>pro-impeachment vote gets to 369 votes confirmed (342 needed)
>Jewma gets desperate and spends all day making calls to try to convince deputies to change their votes
>almost midnight
>army starts operations all over the country to remove blocades and kick the leftwing scum out of the roads
>victory seems as near as ever
How many hours left?
>>71240861
You faggots know Bill Clinton got impeached?
It doesn't mean shit. You guys can't be HUE HUE HUEING online, you need to fight the Commies on the streets.
Slacktivism is just as bad as Socialism.
FOR AUGUSTO
>These are the people in charge of the country.
Kill me.
>>71241033
Who /cunha/ here?
Dep. Singing
TOPKEK
>>71241269
Works different in Brazil
>>71241269
Does Bill have aids? In some photos he looks like a murky zombie
Are they drunk?
>Solidariedade
Those guys are a joke
>>71241269
Agree wth you, but the process/significance is different in Brazil
if the COD and upper house both vote yea, she gets kicked out of office
in the US that doesn't happen, impeachment is just a way of saying that the President was found guilty of breaking the law
>pro-dilma commie starts singing
>Cunha cuts him off
>pro-Impeachment guy starts singing
>he lets him
Cunha makes this impeachment 10 times more entertaining than it already is
>>71241341
Cunha is based as fuck. He is a living meme, man. Too bad he's a hypocrite
>>71240861
>brazil such a shit country their deputies literally start singing songs in their speeches
Made me cringe p. hard
What part of Sampa are you from, anões? ZL here.
>>71241170
Vizinho?
>>71241269
But theres two differences.
Bill Clinton had a booming economy that only went to shit when he left office. Which made him popular and people dislike the impeachment.
In Brazil, the economy is sinking because of a slowing china which makes dilma more unpopular.
Clinton got impeached because of a BJ.
Dilma is getting impeached because of falsifying economic data to hide deficits and corruption.
What are the chances of the Brazilian President actually being impeached?
>>71241387
Nah they're just a bunch of old men with a lack of self-awareness.
FODAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-SEEEEE TEUS FILHOS DE MERDA SUA BUCETUDA DE MERDA
>>71241452
I have a love/hate relationship with Cunha,but man is he making me like him more and more
>>71241384
Probably
>>71241521
95%
>>71241533
Are you okay?
>>71241533
NO SPEAKO HUEHUE
WHEN DO THEY VOTE? CMON HOLY SHIT
>>71241521
Pretty damn high,it's almost confirmed right now
>>71241521
Pretty high actually, most are saying they will vote Yes.
>>71241358
No, It depends on the type of Impeachment.
>>71241624
In like a hour i think, the actual voting will take some good 4 to 5 hours
IT'S THE END OF AN ERA...
>>71241521
Like 99%, being against the impeachment is pretty much political suicide right now lel
>>71240861
thanks monster of the right wing of gains.
>>71241087
>>71241033
Interesting, thanks.
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My god, they are actually singing, what a fucking circus
>>71241384
Worse, he's a vegan
>>71241750
Why?
>PCdB starts speaking now
GET READY FOR GOMMUNISM BOYS
We want this hoe out of office brazil bros?
what a fucking joke of a congress, all these retards think this is brazil next idol or some shit like that, no wonder why we are fucked, when even our congress is just a chimpout of fucking retards
>>71241693
4 or 5 hours??!?!
How do they vote? By peeling bananas off 20 each to indicate a yes or what?
>>71241811
>OLEEEEEEEEEE OLEEEEEE OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PTEEEEEEEEEEEE PTEEEEEEEEEEEE
How long until this is real?
This is a permanent reminder that having a female president never ends well
>comparing aldo rebelo to ulysses guimarães
PCdoB going full retard !!!!
>>71241931
There's like 512 dudes and each of them will take 30 seconds to vote
>>71241811
Where are they singing?
>>71242022
wot is PCdoB?
>>71242013
This
>>71241899
>these are the people who make the laws I study.
Just fuck me up
>>71241899
At least it's a chimpout of white retards,we don't have politician niggers like certain countries
>>71242061
Communist Party
I haven't been paying attention to any of this nonsense. But I do want her to be impeached because that would mean foreign investors will be more willing to put money here. The Doha meeting not going anywhere was already terrible news so please tell me /pol/. What's the score, is it really happening?
WHAT WERE THEY SINGING?
>>71242061
Partido Comunista do Brasil, retarded commies
>>71242061
Partido Comunista do Brasil
(Communist Party of Brazil)
>>71242013
You're right, my black friend.
>>71242061
Partido Comunista do Brasil
Communist Party of Brazil
>>71242061
Communist party of Brazil
>>71242013
She is pretty bad but she's no Merkel at least
>>71241954
https://youtu.be/TmolMK47XDM
This will happen
IDS HABBENING ATTENTION IDS HABBENIG
>>71242139
What stream is this?
>>71242067
Law student as well?
>>71241504
Itaquera reporting
>>71242061
>Partido Comunista do Brasil
Brazillian Communist Party
Yeahh......
>>71241504
Mandaqui, ZN
>>71242061
PCdoB - Partida Comunista do Brasil (Brazil's Communist Party)
We also have PCB - Partido Comunista Brasileiro (Brazilian Communist Party)
yeah, that's how fucking stupid our party system is.
>>71242248
that's my city
>>71242139
>>71242035
They were singing "Dilma vai embora, o brasil não quer você" to the tune of "Para não dizer que não falei das rosas". I'm all for the impeachment but this attitude is really cringe-y.
EDUARDO BOLSONARO SOON
Police is going to nuke the commies
>>71242276
Yep. Seeing this makes me wonder how we have any laws at all. These people are clowns
Marcel Van Hattem for president
>>71241504
São Carlos, Interior>Sampa, don't deny it
>>71242420
how soon?
>>71242499
The duck is on target already?
THE MITO IS HERE LADS
>>71242499
kek
>>71241033
>>71241087
God bless you Brazil. And remember, Better Dead than Red
>>71242139
'Dilma vai embora que o Brasil não quer você. E leve o Lula junto e os vagabundos do PT.'
>>71242524
Lisboa for Minister of Economy pls
>>71242509
Thankfully they're not the ones writing any of the laws they have assistants for that.
>>71242542
HOLY FUCK ITS SENPAI
>>71242528
RIBEIRÃO PRETO PORRA
>>71242013
>>71242065
Hope you both niggers learn from this already.
>>71241870
Current government has 10% approval rate
>>71242499
top kek
>predator missile inbound
>>71241881
Of course we do.
BOLSONAURO INC
>BOLSONAURO INC
BOLSONAURO INC
>BOLSONAURO INC
BOLSONAURO INC
>BOLSONAURO INC
>>71242061
Communist Party who recently said Brazil needs "an injection of capitalism" (Or was it PCB?)
Matter is: Brazillian parties doesn't really follow any ideologies, just wathever suits them best.
>>71242542
Basedsorano.
>>71242540
The duck is filled with kitchen gas, if Dilma doesn't fall they'll explode it
Andre Moura is killing it right now. I can tell.
>>71242542
DADDY
SOMEONE KILL THESE COMMIES REEEEEEEEEE
![978118-01102015-dsc_8228[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yulk261.jpg "978118-01102015-dsc_8228[1].jpg")
HUEHUEs pls explain
what is the significance behind the duck,
and where can I get a plushie one? :3
Foira Dilma Carallo.
>>71242123
pls respond
>>71242499
Time to delete my communist music playlist and kill my neighbors before they out me.
>>71242850
I have a question for you Brazil, did you end slavery when you got your independence ?
>>71241452
Cunha is a corrupt fuck with a sense of humor, so that makes him better than your average corrupt fuck.
>>71242790
Milo pls
>>71242852
basically saying the population won't pay the bill (pagar o pato)
it's in the OP
>>71242852
It's a Brazilian meme movement
"Não pago o pato",it's about saying the people won't pay for the shit the government does
>>71242852
"Não vai ter pato" "There'll be no duck"
Some fucked up law was going to be passed that raised imposts for more benefits to the politics, which got dubbed the duck
>>71242922
fuck no
why should we?
>>71242790
Faggot. One day you'll all learn not to worship man.
>>71242922
Princess Isaa liberated the slaves and then was kicked out to France.
>>71242850
Commies are the dregs of society
>>71242922
slavery ended 1888, independence happened in 1822
>>71242852
duck is kek's son, it's basically a semi-god in favor of the right-wing and white master race.
>>71242922
they ended it in the 1880s (can't remember the exact year; 1886?) in the "Golden Law".
>>71242922
nope, we abolished it at 1888 (we got independent at 1822)
>>71242852
"Pagar o pato" is an expression for "I won't suffer the consequences because of the actions of others"
It's a pretty rubber duck m8 I'm sure you can get one in any store
>>71242852
"paying the duck" is a figure of speech of getting fucked by someone else's mistake
that's why they made this duck, saying "we wont pay for the duck"
it's a form of protesting againt tax raises
i want a plushie one as well
>>71241452
I want a video of those moments later.
>>71242852
Releasing on at the Ocean, one day it will get there
>>71243021
Princess Isabella*
BYE BYE DEAR
>>71242850
aaaaaaAAAAAAA
>>71242922
Independence in 1822.
Abolish slavery in 1888.
Really late abolition desu.
>>71243008
Fuck, got confused with the Não vai ter golpe shit
>>71241521
50% :^)
>>71242850
I can't understand it. Even my commie friends are anti Dilma and Lula now.
>>71242922
We got independence in 1822, slavery ended in 1888
>>71243128
abolition was a mistake to be honest
>>71243075
>this is our national mascot
A fucking DUCK
Not even a blood thirsty Goose. But a DUCK
>>71243122
did they just pass the yes threshold??
>>71242290
VAI CURINTIAS!
>>71242411
>>71242635
Hahahaha
>>71242528
SAMPA > resto of BR
>>71243008
>não vai ter pato
kek
>>71243204
There still 10 parties to talk before the voting begins
>>71242850
>MST
>CUT
always shitskins, what a coincidence
>>71243172
Le not true communism xP
>>71243008
>não vai ter pato
WHAT JUST HAHBBED? DID COMMIES GET KICKED OUT??
BASED PHS
Bolsonaro on stream fucking when? Is there a schedule? I wanna get me a Chiquinho milk shake but I don't wanna miss him
>>71243192
The United Caliphate is now conquered by Brazil.
>>71243315
no, they hate them because of corruption
>7 guys on the whole fucking party
brasilian politics are just hilarious sometimes
>>71242850
t. Fernando Martinez
>>71240861
OK, so is there any credible person in Brazil that wants to fight corruption and not only shout loud?
>>71243338
probably on the individual votes
go for it, there are still some 10 parties to speak
>>71243338
He won't talk until it's over. Buy your milkshake.
>>71242922
1888. Then the slave owners got ultra butthurt and that's how the Brazilian republic was born.
>>71243338
PSC just speaked, he was there but did not talk
>>71243405
<Feliciano
Fuck Dilma, but fuck this guy even harder.
wait, this old cunt will vote against the impeachment? lol
>singing
>screaming
>cheap insults
This country is a joke. LOL.
>>71243449
>credible person
>brazilian
lel
>>71243476
Glorious
>>71243449
BOLSONARO, THE DADDY
>>71243497
Only the leader can talk.
The Liberators.
only dilma getting indicted or more people in her party (PT?) in trouble too?
>>71243405
>not recognizing Takayama
http://g1.globo.com/politica/noticia/2015/10/deputado-e-agredido-na-entrada-do-congresso.html
>>71243405
who /cool kids/ here
>>71243561
If she falls they are all fucked
this nigga sounds fired up
>>71240861
A HAPPENING!
FUCK PRESIDENT DILDO!
>>71243513
His entire party voted for the impeachment but the guy votes against it. kek
>>71243518
fuck off, this is entertaining as hell
>>71242850
And here we have Thrall, liberator and leader of the Orcs. For the Frostwolves, For Doomhammer.
>sarney filho
kek
>>71243450
>>71243462
>>71243497
Aight, I'll go there. I guess I'll also drive near the MST pro-PT gathering to take a picture, I heard it's empty as fuck there.
>>71243574
Arr rook same for me.
>>71243620
Lok'thar O'gar, friend.
>>71243021
>>71243042
>>71243049
>>71243128
I am asking because that is the same that US did and look how black are behaving, all the other countries in SA ended slavery when we got independence or 1 or 2 years after independence and our black dont go around asking for socialism
Are there any black politicians in Brazil?
>>71243574
Japs are all look the same
>>71243546
Heaven's Gatekeepers
>>71243546
are these guys based conservatives or fascists? been seeing a lot of nice talk about them in this thread
>>71243632
Joga um pedaço de mortadela e filma.
>>71240861
Are they starting the vote?
>>71243620
leave green jesus out of this, she looks more like therazane, the earthmother.
>>71243680
Something like the Tea Party
>>71243712
stonemother*
>>71243680
Social conservatives but economic liberals
>>71241511
Can'y argue with that.
>>71243658
Like one or two
We know how to treat our minorities here
>>71243680
>>71243758
Who is best suited for next leader & what negatives do they have. They can't be worse then Trump, no?
>>71243758
no, they are nothing like it.
>>71243658
a few
>>71243704
their vote will last for 4 hours!
>>71243680
They're not based at all. Most people see them as a joke
>>71243561
several people already arrested, some on the line, pt is mostly fucked, the "honest" ones jumped ship years ago when they smelled the rot.
>Estados Unidos
What the fuck are they saying about us?
FUCKING NATIVES THINKING THEY HAVE A SAY ON THE GOVT REEEEEEEEEEE.
GO BACK TO THE MUD HUTS MOTHER FUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71243192
I think it fits you, rapist.
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/
>>71243833
>Trump
>Bad
>>71243689
I would if it was legale to beat the shit out of anyone who got near me
I'm too lazy to have deal with the law
Is this America's future if Bernie wins? Im spooked.
>>71243833
>Worse than Trump
Everyone is worse than a demigod
Bolsonauro will be their frontrunner. His negative? MSM burning his image
>>71243657
A população negra na Colômbia é muito menor que no Brasil. Se houvesse liberdade aos escravos em 1822, o Brasil se tornar um imenso Haiti, com revolta negra popular, era possível. A senpaiília real era a favor de libertar os negros, porém quem detinha poder econômico na época eram os grandes latifundiários que, obviamente, não queriam. Quando a princesa Isabel libertou, em 1888, o impéro caiu logo em seguida devido a isso.
>>71243833
People have literally no arguments against Bolsonaro that does not contain the buzzwords:
>Fascist
>Homophobic
>Sexist
>Racist
>>71243561
PT is a sinking ship, most people already jumped ship to PDT or other left-wing parties.
>>71243941
I'm just wondering if it's the same kind of leftist smears. Wasn't one of em' involved in the Panama Papers?
>>71240861
DAILY REMINDER THAT YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>>71243833
Jair Messias Bolsonaro
He's literally got Messiah in his name
Go outside your home. See this... What do ?
REEEEEEMOVEEEEE
this shit is slower than fifa elections
Isn't Brazil supposed to be full of niggers? These people in the government look like your average Albanians.
>>71243903
Natives are the worst, they want all sorts of special privileges because of muh culture and muh land but want to act as regular citizens when it suits them.
>>71244009
that's why Dilma's in deep shit iirc, the PP implicated her in embezzling money from Petrobras and being a generally corrupt whore (I think? someone please correct me)
To quase torcendo pra Dilma ganhar por que ta muito chato essa porra
ai vai dar uma agitadinha
>>71244046
Kill them all anon
>>71243934
Now just wait a minute you fat yank. My family has only been in this shithole for 2 generationa and Im going to make sure the rest are born elsewhere.
>>71244022
A fucking visionary way before his time.
Had he been elected we probably would be in a completely different situation now.
>>71244089
I'm pretty sure brazil is at least 40% white. We don't just brag and meme about like argentina
>>71244089
They're the ones that use the nigger's stupidity to get in power
>>71244089
7% of our population are niggers and they all live in favelas,we're never going to let niggers into politics
>>71244053
Actual votes haven't even began.
>>71240861
> assim como a Dilma
TOP KEK
>PEDALADAS FISCAIS NÃO EXISTEM
is this nigga serious?
>>71243903
Fucking this
The conquered should just shut the fuck up
so much hue monkeys in this thread holy fuck. i am begining to question whiteness of pol
>>71244123
Yeah I remember that now.
Reading about Jair Messias Bolsonaro now sounds like a pretty good guy.
>>71243530
It wasn't m8. The Emperor had plans to send all niggers back to Africa, but then an old faggot general removed him with slave owners help.
>>71244089
Brazil is pardo, south brazil is white
>pacific protests
Holy shit, its a literal fucking jewnosed asshole defending Dilma
>>71244046
>Literalmente nada além de pedreiros, empregadas domesticas e estudantes de humanas.
HUE
>>71244089
Gotta be rich enough to start your campaign in your state.
>>71244145
Se ela perder o lulz vai ser maior
>>71244235
oh lel I thought they were voting at the same time they gave the speech
>>71244022
Best president we never had. I had the honour to watch a ECG class of him at SP
FUCKING DILMA GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GOVERNMENT/COUNTRY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71242971
>>71242990
>>71243008
>>71243036
>>71243050
>>71243054
>>71243075
first things first, congratulations for the A+ meme, it's catchy and to the point
I've been reading the site for what I can comprehend - are the tax hikes I see in the flash game real?
Is that like living in a communist shithole, I knew before hand prices in Brazil are skyhigh crazy?
we could use a pato or two over here too
I bet 5 shekels this guys second name is Shekelberg
Whats gong on?
Is there a good chance of the huepocalypse?
>>71243988
You know is really weird, i dont know portuguese but I understand that you are saying about the fall of the imperio and the princess
>>71244267
>>71244267
>thread about Brazil has Brazilians in it
>wow so surprising
>>71244277
>Pedro was going to send them back
>Military coup happens
>Lincoln was going to send them back
>Southern faghot shoots him the head.
There is comedy in this.
>>71244267
Fuck you, gypsy subhuman.
Commies BTFO
HUEs on the verge of becoming more than just a meme country
>>71244426
It either happens or it doesn't
So, 50%
How many parties will talk before the voting starts?
>>71244406
>are the tax hikes I see in the flash game real?
You have no idea Giovanni
How long until all speakers are done & they vote?
>>71244434
Portuguese came from Spanish, so...
>>71244434
I have no problems with Spanish either, we can understand each other pretty well.
>>71242852
>ACTXUALLY
>BRs, being memefaggots as they are, turned manifestations into some kind of carnival party. >Some guys had an european artist giant duck "piece of art" in loan for an upcoming "happening".
>They use it during the manifestations cause "it's all funny"
>Eurofag gets mad and gets his duck back
>Too late, BRfags thinks giant duck is too funny and make a copy, using it in every manifestation
>Make lame ass excuse about not paying the duck
This fucking country, I'll tell you.
>>71244089
They're the white elite.
>>71244022
MY NAME IS ENEAS
AND I AIN'T SMILING.
Golpe?
GOLPE!
Golpe?
GOLPE!
Few years ago I was with some Brazilians and they worshiped Lula. They were also richfags.
