>Japan
>Ecuador with a 7.8
>Tonga
>Japan Activity still very high, possible Major quake could happen any time now
>Activity along the Ring of fire through the roof
>over 700 this week (including Mini Quakes in Oklahoma, Nevada, California, etc)
>More to Come within the next 48 hours
Livestream 1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
Livestream 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M
chat : https://instasync.com/r/happeningroom
>Happening Maps:
http://www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/
http://earthquakes.volcanodiscovery.com/
http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
http://www.japanquakemap.com/
http://ptwc.weather.gov/?region=1
http://earthquaketrack.com/recent
>California Watch:
http://projects.eri.ucsb.edu/scec/webquakes
http://abc7.com/live/23343/
With kek as my witness, Yellowstone is about to blow
FUG 3 RED
First for Awake, Yellowstone, Awake!
digits of death
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNgCiZ1jz9w
nth for how the Richter Scale Work
>>71227752
digits
>>71227648
Reroll for you
>>71227778
AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE
I'm not safe from the disaster but i'm /comfy/
meme magic will make it real
>>71227544
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo
post yfw yellowstone errupts while you sitting in front of 4chan posting dank memes
>>71227838
>Tool
Fuck off
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRwm9ppgJ40
>Man discovers Meme Magic
>harness its power recklessly
>Atlantis is sunk
>the ancient knowledge is lost and its practice, forbidden
>10000 years later
>Anon discovers Meme Magic
>harness its power recklessly
Yeah, keep going faggots. I'm sure this time things will end better.
>>71227838
No, Tool sucks and trips in last thread confirmed it.
FISRT FOR DEEB CONCERT
>http://deebconcern2.corgiorgy.com/
>http://deebconcern2.corgiorgy.com/
>http://deebconcern2.corgiorgy.com/
>>71227841
Masters in geology from USC and phd in plate techtnonics from Standford with 4 peer reviewed papers published on central american plate movement.
here to answer any question/scomments/concerns
-posting from my Toughbook so excuse any grammar erros
Is it true HAARP can cause earthquakes?
Holy fucking shit, is it actually seriously happening? Have we gone too far?
It's coming. Roads will fall, homes will be torn apart, rivers will evaporate. Nothing will stop Kek
I AM A EARTHQUAKE I FEED ON (You)'s
>>71227841
It will happen.
>>71227904
>NIGGER MUSIC
ok, texas
>>71227958
is it happening?
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING KIWIS?
>>71227912
We have everything to gain and nothing to lose at this point.
HOLY FUCK
TURN ON CNN
AWAKEN! AWAKEN! AWAKEN!
TAKE THE LANDS THAT MUST BE TAKEN!
>>71227838
HAHAHAHA
This band is so fucking gay. Everyone I have ever met that likes Tool is a fucking drug addict retard hippie.
>Tool's vocalist
Annoying and way fucking over rated. He has one mode and thats "annoying bad singing mode". maynard "mumble words incoherently" faggot james keenan
>Tool's guitarist
literally plays drop-D power chords with 1 finger. have you ever learned a tool song on guitar? it takes TWO FUCKING SECONDS . PENTATONIC MUCH
>Tool's drummer
muh polyrhythms. if you have polyrhythms in your song it makes it so complex and complicated guys. eat shit horrible drummer
tool is gay
>>71227958
Is there actually above average activity going on or are we just memeing for no reason?
>>71228043
no.
>>71227841
>>71227904
At least let us mourn the soon loss of Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IEbfDtDaUc
>>71228072
its 5:30am in NZ rn so...
>>71228137
t. JIDF
>>71228090
gtfo fgtttttt
>>71227838
I like a more uppity happening theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YlTUDnsWMo
>>71227966
feast on my (you)
almost 40 threads?
wtf and still not happening
jesus give it up already
>>71227966
Here's a (You)
>>71227966
daily reminder when the tsunami comes dont be like this idiot on the beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwejPzNyLXk
2.40
Oh KeK please happening commifornia so I may laugh at libs telling earthquake to check privlage, racist, and unfair.
may this gif please you
>>71228199
The (you)s give kek power
reporting in from comfy non earthquake region Quebec
>>71228163
They always shitpost alongside you, where the fuck are them?
>>71227544
>Almost 40 threads about "le ebin earthquake"
Holy shit, who cares. Make a thread when it happened in LA or San Francisco.
>>71227544
is something else happening?
It's 0:36 a.m. here and I should wake up at 6:30 a.m. I can't leave this thread, happening is really gonna happen.
AWAKE, YELLOWSTONE, AWAKE
AWAKE FROM YOUR SLUMBER
AND TEAR THIS WORLD ASUNDER
WITH YOUR MIGHTY FIRE
MAKE YOUR SMOKE HIGHER
FOR THERE SHALL BE NO LIVING
I BID YOU TO DO THE KILLING
Digits for the destruction of LA and San Francisco within the day
>Almost 40 threads about a non happening
What's wrong with /pol/ holy fcking shit
>>71228321
I believe in you RussianBro
>>71228280
sleepin dude
>>71228187
this is just the perfect happening theme, its already in my racewar playlist
>>71228321
but first we need some brutally brutal dubstep
>>71228254
omg why do these white ppl keep screaming allahu ackbar lmao
>>71227820
reroll
The meme magic seems to have worn out in this thread. The happening may be coming to an end
According to the USGS, the earthquake was caused by a sudden thrust, or release of built-up stress, along the major fault line where the Indian Plate, carrying India, is slowly diving underneath the Eurasian Plate, carrying much of Europe and Asia. Kathmandu, situated on a block of crust approximately 120 km (74 miles) wide and 60 km (37 miles) long, reportedly shifted 3 m (10 ft) to the south in a matter of just 30 seconds.
>mfw india is continually subducting into the mantle
>kathmandu shifted 3 fucking meters to the south in just 30 seconds! !
>>71228321
A watched kettle never boils - I find all the happenings happen when I'm asleep. Go to sleep and awake to the chaos Rusbro.
When my numbers repeat,
An earthquake will bring,
A population deplete,
to all nations in the fire ring
kek wills it
>>71228429
It's 5:30 AM you idiot, they were probably shitposting before then, they should be shitposting now, and they aren't. No fucking Kiwis have appeared since then.
I am comfy as fuck, guys
how fucked am I in San Bernardino?
>>71228626
You're already dead.
We are all worried about japan when really another Indian ocean tsunami would be much more devastating.
>>71228506
>designated shitting streets have overrun and poisoned the earth
>earth destruction is a direct result of failure to poo in loo
I hope you're happy Pajeet.
>>71228410
>still doing it
dedicattion two bee fair
>>71228541
What...what the fuck are you on about you Brazilian turd. I'm just saying the likelihood of someone from posting on this exact fucking thread at this hour of the morning is probably not that high...jeez louise...Not everyone gets up at 5:30am, i could take a wild yet accurate guess and say that atleast 70% of the population of NZ are dreamin' rn..
fuck me lmao
lol fuck earthquakes man
Its like getting mother natures 10 inch cock in ur ass. Forcefully.
It still rapes my mind.
>>71228836
You can't explain how there are no Kiwis in this board right now, while there are Aussies, something terrible happened to New Zealand.
>>71228865
SUPER RARE
>>71228626
You're in the only american city attacked by IS militants. I think that San Bernardino had his dose of bad luck for this century
>>71228865
Mt. Everest is about to blow Nepal. Your only hope is to find a Yeti and have it carry you to safety
>>71228908
Ah right right you don't understand time zones. Well in Australia where I live it is currently 2:47am, whilst in New Zealand it is 5:47am..
Does that help you?
>>71228512
I think I will consider your advice, I want to see Nikkei 225 this morning, It should be amazing. Stay /comfy/ guys and get your shit together if you are in the Pacific region.
>>71228321
Just go to bed Ivan, if anything happens you'll probably feel it.
Consecutive numbers and Hawaii gets hit by a Tsunami
>>71228865
Back to work sherpa, this shit ain't gonna carry itself up the mountain.
>>71228865
You should know from last year. Nepal got BTFO
>>71228865
>TWO FUCKING TRIANGLES
>>71229097
completely right, I've been here since the first threads
we just had an earthquake in florida
what the fuck is going on
>>71227838
>song called Enema
Yeah, that's pretty gay.
>>71229059
You probably work for the JIDF, the Kiwis are dead and you're hiding it. First victims of the happening.
>>71229188
it's the end times
>>71229191
learn to swim, learn to swim
>>71229198
>>71227841
>>71229153
>so how did you spend your weekend, anon?
>>71229188
Nah that's your fart you fat fucking asshat
>>71229198
https://www.govt.nz/
hosted in nz
>>71229191
>ring of fire is now ring of death
Sensationalize much?
>>71229282
exactly, watching comfy threads and listening to music. Not my best weekend, but definitely not a bad one.
>>71227841
>live in wyoming
nothing's gonna happen
Five hours ago there was an earthquake east of Tokyo, a 4.5.
There have been no aftershocks, therefore there's a fairly decent likelihood that it was a foreshock. This is in a completely different region of Japan.
Let's meme this into existence, PRAISE KEK!
>>71229102
It was earthquake month ago here. It is really scary.
>>71228735
>the weight of the shit literally pushing the indian subcontinent into the ground
>the slab formerly know as india floats below the mantle
>hits the core
>upon contact with the core the vast bergs of shit heat up
>methane gas is released at unprecedented levels
>pressure builds inside the earth like curry inside an indian's stomach
>yellowstone finally erupts
>yfw the earth literally shits out a moon sized slab of indian poo
>travels across the galaxy into the chasm of time
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
GALAXIES
>>71229282
>J..just with some friends.
>>71228865
GHURKA OUTTA FUCKING NO WHERE
I feel sorry for you equabro
>mfw atleast a large portion of collas will die
Yellowstone is a hotspot i.e. not due to subduction so don't get your hopes up
>>71229191
its aenima.
combination of enema and anima, which is soul in latin.
soul enema.
its basically fedoran atheism. but still an appropriate song for the thread.
>QUAKE HAPPENING WATCH THREAD #1
Its happening!!!
>QUAKE HAPPENING WATCH THREAD #10
Guys, its happening
>QUAKE HAPPENING WATCH THREAD #25
Guys, for real, it will happen
>QUAKE HAPPENING WATCH THREAD #37
Now im serious, it will happen.. soon
We all know who is behind this
>>71227922
>>71229424
>>71229493
>Chile
Like always
>>71228865
I like you Nepal I mean who needs rectangular flags amirite.
>>71229424
You sir, are a true wordsmith.
>vast bergs of shit
I'm fucking dying over here
>>71229540
>not realizing that under this time major earthquakes have struck, happening have happened, and more are to come.
>>71229493
UNCOMMON
N
C
O
M
M
O
N
>>71229565
Man, this show was the shit
>>71229540
Fuck off JIDF, the happening is slow and swift, like a tsunami.
>>71229540
It's really happening. Earthquake in Ecuador happened during watching and It seems that these earthquakes aren't going to stop.
>>71229493
What website tho?
We need to set a minimum magnitude for full happening mode. 6.5?
>>71229639
Totes
Ur our greatest ally UK
>>71229744
thats how ring of fire around pacific behaves all the time m8, dont get your hopes up too high
>>71229678
M E D I O C R E
E
D
I
O
C
R
E
>>71229412
You must be in the Omsk timezone, do you have earthquakes happening there? You're far away from any geological faults, how come?
HAPPENING AGAIN
Who else is comfy in Michigan?
>>71229864
You'll keep telling us how it isn't happening when the happening eventually reaches Europe, but you'll be dead by then.
>>71229887
Shit
/pol/ am i cucked i live in cali rip yellowstone and the fault line?
>>71229931
Michigan is about to be flooded
>>71228865
R A R E
A
R
E
>>71229914
Stop harassing our RC-135s in open territory.
http://www.world-earthquakes.com/index.php?option=frc
>>71229758
>>71229540
>QUAKE HAPPENING WATCH THREAD #1
Its happening!!!
none stop quakes 6- 24 dead in japan
>QUAKE HAPPENING WATCH THREAD #17
Quake in ecuador 240 dead
>QUAKE HAPPENING WATCH THREAD #37
you didnt listen
>>71227841
>>71229993
Wut?
>>71230064
/threads
>>71230027
Oh, please don't start.
>>71227544
Could this mean that the Kaiju are finally waking up?
>>71229821
6 - LOW HAPPENING
7 - HAPPENING!
8 - GUYS IT'S FUCKING REALLY HAPPENING
9 - FUCK THIS. STOP THE EARTH I'M GOING TO GET OFF.
>>71229864
>This is how the Pacific ring of fire behaves all the time
Nigga pls major earthquakes are not normal if they are on an average occurence for a week
My toilet is clogged
is this the end??
>>71230064
You do realize there was another 5.0 quake just a few minutes ago.
Jishin are common in japan but not this common
>>71228865
saved
>>71229664
>>71229704
>>71229744
>>71230064
Thanks for all the (you)'s, gentlemen. You will find me in the (you) market if needed.
>>71230225
Flee! This is your early warning system!
>>71230165
More like:
9 - COMRADE STOP PLAYING WITH TSAR BOMBA ITS ONLY FOR WORLD WAR
>>71229914
No, Irkutsk. Earthquake happens sometimes because of Baikal.
So ready for the volcanic winter.
>>71230165
1 Never gonna Happening
2 Still not happening
3 Not gonna happen
4 Maybe happening
5 First warning
6 HAPPENING
7 REALLY HAPPENING
8 WE WILL ALL BE DEAD
9 IT'S OVER
>>71230146
You started it.
Get the bugspray ready cuz the quakes are not going to kill them.
>>71230367
10 irrelevant unless you are a twinkie
Where will the 9.6 megaquake happen? Off the coast of Chile again?
>2.5 M, 120km NE of Chignik Lake, Alaska, 0.0 km
>0.0 km
What does this mean? did the lake crack open or something?
>>71229975
IF YOU ARE NOT SOME RETARD BERNOUT WITH NO ABILITY TO WORK UNDER STRESS AND LITERALLY ZERO FOOD/ WATER YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE OKAY BARRING OTHER PEOPLE CAUSING YOUR DEATHS I.E. CARS CRASHING INTO YOUR HOUSE
t. LOS ANGELES
>>71229821
1. What?
2. What?
3. What?
4. Oh i felt that, ok
5. Oh that one was cool
6. That was a big one
7. Holy shit finally a earthquake
8. DAMMMMMMMMMMMM
9. HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTT
>>71230367
>>71230165
It's all about death toll bro
A 6.5 can have a bid death toll if the epicentre isn't far way.
>>71229931
Ayyy, I got the house to myself today, you near Shelby?
I just heard a fire truck go down the street in central Texas. Wtf is happening I'm scared.
>>71230502
IT MEANS THEY HAD A TINY EARTHQUAKE THAT FEELS ABOUT THE SAME AS HAVING A BAD SHIVER
There's more baseline activity happening around Tokyo. West, north and east of it.
>>71230160
let's hope they were making jaegers in area 51 all along
is a 10M quake possible?
>>71230489
Yes, from Iquique/Arica/Tacna/Pica coast
>>71229821
about 5.8 or so is the minimum for 'hmm, something might break/die'. 3rd world is closer to 5.3 or so.
>>71230645
Someone's house is on fire......
>>71230606
THIS IS CORRECT
>>71230694
On a few fault lines, yes in theory. In likelihood? Not in our lifetimes.
Literally nothing is happening.
>>71230659
yeah but at 0.0 km depth is basically at sea level you know...
by the way it's moving in colder areas:
>4.5 M - 53km NNW of Aasiaat, Greenland, 15.0 km depth
A motorcycle cop just drove by with his lights on
I'm freaking out guys
>>71230694
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1960_Valdivia_earthquake
We almost have 10. almost
The norks are gonna make an earthquake today
gonna test a nuke
>>71230694
happens every few thousand years. would be equal to 10 trillion kilos of dynamite going off.
>>71230839
Welcome in /pol/.
come here, quake
>comfy as hell
>>71230891
It's okay Ameribro, it will all be over soon.
>>71229424
tfw we'll have a moon in the future made out of shit
>>71230890
RELAX FRIEND
>>71229931
Pretty comfy here
The hand says no to happenings
>>71230645
I need to know more about this picture
>>71227544
Why does God hate Japan? Like 90% of the rest of the world deserves to be annihilated before the Nips do.
Plus, my waifu lives there....
>>71230969
hey brazil bro, how is the impeachment going? I heard it on the news.
>>71230891
Do you live in a place where it isn't normal to see police around?
>>71231055
Did they impeach? or is it later today?
>>71230694
Megathrust EQ can do above 9.0
>>71231055
I'm preparing for the eventual happening Iberibro, Brazil will be one of the first countries to be hit by the happening.
>>71230978
NO
>>71230638
MSU
>>71231124
Later today I think. 4 hours ago they weren't doing it.
Midwest here. All is calm. Too calm some might say. Im scared shitless. No sirens or nothing. Having a panic attack.
>>71229826
You know it mate
Who /Hoosier/ here?
> yfw Wabash Valley Seismic Zone and New Madrid Seismic zone BTFO the midwest
>>71230922
neat
>>71231007
When Cortés reached the New World, he burned his ships. Thus, his men were highly motivated.
>>71231023
Japan killed a ton of missionaries in the 19th century
>4.5 quake in Greenland
even the eskimos aren't safe
>>71230929
Remember, that EQ that happened in Japan back in 2011 produced so much energy that if was harnessed, it could power Los Angeles for a year
>>71227841
Why do you cucks even want Yellowstone to blow so bad? You'll probably die too if that happens and miss out on so many other happenings,
praise kek 4 yellowstone habbening
>>71228865
Good luck man, I hope these earthquakes leave nepal alone.
Y'all have been through enough
>>71231223
Hoosier daddy
MA-drid
Goodbye japan
>>71231184
Ever went urban exploring in Detroit?
>>71231124
Just read about it. It's going to start right now,14:00 brazilian time.
>>71231336
Is there even a fault in greenland?
>>71231452
It's already 14:00 here, hasn't happened yet.
>>71231367
To add to this, Honshu was moved by LIKE 8 FUCKING FEET AND EARTHS AXIS MOVED HOLY SHIT
Damm nature, you scary
So ready to pillage the ruins of Japan for profit
All the figma and onaholes a man could ever need
>>71231437
fuck no, I don't feel like getting in a gun fight with niggers
I live in Western South Dakota
on a scale of 1-10 how fucked am I if yellowstone goes boom boom
>>71231578
9.6
Greenland happening now
Does that mean anything?
>>71231578
It's over for you.
>>71231578
Depending on the weather, 6-9
>>71231625
Anything below 6.5 is fucking garbage
8 is where the shit begins to get real
>>71227841
I just realize that 4chan will down if yellowstone happen.
>>71231619
>>71231630
>>71231666
rip me then
>>71231578
>>71231708
foreshocks senpai
>>71231723
>>71231533
well , it should
>>71231574
Just stay out of the west end, you'll be fine.
The worse you'll find while urban exploring is a squatter.
>>71231723
It will go down faster than Putin on a 10 year old boy.
>/pol/ starts memeing earthquakes
>suddenly millions of nippon men spontaneously ejeculate in unison
>Japan's aging population proeblem is solved
>>71220622
>>71231850
Is the darker yellow dead or just really rough? Because I'm in Dallas, Texas and that shit is terrifying that it still reaches me.
>>71231625
Are there any maps of the magma activity under the greenlandic soil? I'm curious because I don't see anything on the USGS map.
>>71231625
what's this website
>>71231850
Well fuck me
>>71227544
>so many earthquakes
Is it "The End™"
>>71231312
They experienced the power of the atom two separate times. Leave them alone, God! LEAVE THEM ALONE AND DESTROY AFRICA
>>71231988
http://www.world-earthquakes.com/index.php?option=frc
Shits good yo
>>71231854
Anyway, some shit of 4.9 means nothing. Until there's something on the line of 6-7, we can be sure that nothing is going to happen
>>71232056
hopefuly
>>71227841
>>71231578
related
>Weather Watchers
>/pol/ edition
>>71231625
leafs about to get a tsunami from greenland , so much for "canada will never have disasters" i saw like 4-5 threads ago
>Go to make you a coffee and get comfy
>Open browser and get into /pol/
>4chan is down
>Put on the news
>Yellowstone has blown up and San Andreas is opening
>mfw
>>71228466
Impressive.
>>71231955
People...
If Yellowstone erupts, IT WILL BE AN UNPRECEDENTED DISASTER OF UNIMAGINABLE MAGNITUDE
MILLIONS WILL DIE
It WILL affect YOU
ANY FUCKING GOOD ENGLISH LIVESTREAM YET?
I don't want to watch the boring jap graphs desu
233 deaths in ecuador
it is the end
>>71227841
>>71232259
Welcome to 2ch then.
>>71232259
same here, we are just comfy
>>71227841
>>71232433
>>71232259
so we flood 2ch as refugees after the happening then?
>>71227841
>>71232281
What are the odds of Yellowstone even erupting? We know something weird is going on because of all this seismic stuff, but it can't possibly set off Yellowstone, right?
>>71231988
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
