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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
GET IN HERE FOR SOME HUEING
>>71214319
.....who?
>>71214400
Fred Flintstone's wife has been taking bribes from the state-owned quarry
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>71214710
Bet she's been fucking Barney Rubble behind Freds back too.
>>71214319
is she going to jail?
>>71214710
>>71214773
upboated my friends
>>71214319
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
>>71214400
a commie monkey
>>71214319
when will she get impeached, today?
>>71214958
Oh and can anyone give me a TL:DR on why she is
>>71214958
Today if the vote distribution stays as it is. Im sure there will be some betrayals from both sides though.
translate plz HUEHUE?
>>71215089
Now THAT is proper protesting
>>71215120
Oh shit, potential habbenin
>>71215225
that got deleted before i could see it.... what happened?
>suddenly the Supreme Court screws over judge and orders him to transfer the case to the Supreme Court
>people protest
What happened after that?
>>71214319
We are evolving my friends.
>>71215174
Our president is about to get impeached basically. Voting happens today and we have more than necessary (66%) voters in favor of the impeachment.
>>71215298
>>71215298
Stay strong huebros.
Make it happen guys. WE CANNOT LOSE!
Today the panther will drink water.
The snake will smoke.
The pig will twist the tail.
>>71215019
She's the president of Brazil, because of widespread corruption.
>>71215455
And when she refuses to vacate the office like the good little commie she is?
>>71215667
We chimp-out
>>71215545
Oh shit, Brazilians are actually evolving at this moment and I'm here to witness it. They've even learned how to rhyme.
>>71215590
Anything specifically?
>>71215667
Federal Police will take her out by force.
I'm 100% sure that there's some cops that are iching to beat the crap out of her.
I hope you all realize if she's kicked out, Lula will flee to somewhere else and with all the FARC and pseudo-communists infiltrated in the country you should also expect a civil war.
>>71215716
Nah, those are traditional "IT'S HAPPENING" sayings around here, only written in English.
Come my friends, today we conquer the Jungle, Tomorrow the world !!
>>71215810
At this point, this is the most likely way to avoid a civil war. Tensions have been rising a lot in the past four months.
If it can be solved peacefully, it's like this.
>>71215772
Pretty sure she appointed someone to a government position so they could avoid prosecution for criminal acts.
>>71215811
Oh I see, but is it actually happening or will the police come and just shut you down?
Good luck, hues.
>>71215879
Maybe civil war is her end-game at this point DESU.
>>71215890
Ah, got it
So Hues, how is the Army and the Police in all this, in the guberments pockets or do they hate them?
>>71215893
I hope it is, because it's going to be hell in the streets if it isn't.
>>71215976
Go down with a blast, you think? Fucking stupid if that was the case. If she resigned when this shit started and waited 8 years or so, she could easily get in as someone's VP. Maluf proved the BR people are very forgiving to politicians.
>>71216046
Army won't obey her orders. Police hates her guts.
http://noticias.uol.com.br/politica/ultimas-noticias/2016/04/16/em-discurso-bolsonaro-sugere-que-governo-planeja-atentado-terrorista.htm
>"The commies will stage a terrorist attack and blame ISIS"
I love this guy.
>>71215301
Only a small part of the investigation was transfered, the rest remains with the original judge
>>71216046
They hate the government right now, from what I can tell. A lot of people in their pockets, sure, but the corruption has reached a point where it's no longer sustainable.
OK, but isn't her assistant going to take the office afterward resulting in no real change ? i remember this being said during the riots earlier
>>71214400
just a bunch of monkeys making a fuss
Bolsonaro 4 hue-king
>>71216108
Well i know its stupid but, she was a hardcore commie. And with fucking Venezuela and Bolivia shilling for her i can see this being the case.
>>71216317
PAI HAS SPOKEN
This is why you never elect communists, this is why everyone should be taught that communism is cancer. Why do people still believe in the communism meme? It's a conman's tale, you always get robbed in the end.
Godspeed amigos brasileiros.
>>71216421
>Why do people still believe in the communism meme?
Poorfags with no education don't even know what communism is. They just vote on whoever gives them more welfare and that's how PT is still in power.
Can anyone tell me what happens if she does get impeached? As in, will there be riots, civil unrest, police and army on the streets, or will this just be another un-happening?
>>71216175
The VP has different views and isn't a puppet controlled by her party. Also he has political support, Dilma managed to gather like 130~/513 votes in the congress, she can't do shit at this point.
>>71216421
Pretty much what >>71216524
said. PT literally ran a PSYOP campaign with pamphlets last month outright saying not supporting them would result in the loss of all the welfare programs.
>>71216559
>National chimp-out 2: American poo- in-loo
>>71216559
All of the above. Don't you ever think commies will just step down and leave do you ? Shills from Bolivia and Venezuela are allready here for the Pro-Commie Protest.
>>71214319
Literally no one in the first world cares about what's happening in that degenerate shithole.
>>71216524
>>71216638
>Poorfags with no education don't even know what communism is.
Maybe that's why over here communist and radical leftist parties are popular and part of mainstream politics. We still have a lot of people who think communism is the only answer to obtain freedom and stay away from fascism. It's disgusting.
>>71216559
i'm hoping for an actual civil war where bolivia and venezuela try to invade and we rape them, it's been way too long since paraguay
>>71216731
Bolivia is gommie too ?
all i know of Bolivia is that it has lots of lithium deposits and that it's salty at Chile for annexing access to sea
>>71216770
This is relevant to /pol/, a commie in charge of a big country getting impeached, if you don't want to discuss it or care just go shitpost somewhere else.
>>71216770
>American education ladies and gentlemen
You are stupid you know that, unrest in South American and Central American countries leads to increase illegal immigrants in America. Everytime.
You should care Mr 62%.
>>71215716
What will their final form be?
>>71216559
If they try to do something funny the army will take power, and it will be free helicopter rides for all of them.
>>71215810
My body is ready
>>71216895
Did Portugal going socialist in the 70's influence Brazil to the left ??
The issue we should be focusing on in brazil is not the coup,
but the systemic racism and discrimination against non whites in the country
restoration of the Empire when
>tfw i'm right-wing and anti-communism but i'm also a civil servant so i'm against the impeachment because i'm afraid for my job
>>71216883
yep, Petrobras had a Gas extraction platform there, the goverment "seized" it in the name of the state and started charging extra for the gas while using the platform built by us, i remember a lot of people considered war at that time, and their president is still the same, and the only one who likes venezuela
>>71216978
I don't think it did.
>>71216895
>big country
>Brazil
Big in size, tiny in relevance.
>>71216906
We will build the wall. Also I'm 99.7% European, thanks 23andMe.
>>71216928
Maybe smarter than your average nigger.
>>71216989
>The issue we should be focusing on in brazil is not the coup, but the discrimination against humans in the country
>>71217047
Is your job essential?
>>71216989
>coup
Fuck you COMMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71217133
>Big in size, tiny in relevance.
Yeah part of the reason is that thanks to their shitty commie government their economy went to hell, their economy should have grown a lot since 2010 but it actually shrunk.
>>71217133
>tiny in relevance
Sorry burgerbro, but without us a lot of the world wouldn't have meat, petrol, ethanol, coffee and fruits. We're just too disorganized and corrupt to turn this boat around, but have no doubt we have literally everything to be bigger than you.
The duck is almost full.
>>71216978
nah, we had fascism in the early 30s, and our president at the time deported commies and jews to hitler and his fun rides to auschwitz, then on 64, the military implemented a dictatorship out of "fear" of a communist take over.
We have only been a democracy since 1985, so the commies still think everything is the far right fault and all that
>>71217278
posts like this make me worry for your country
>>71217343
STAY STRONG PATO
>>71217278
You're like an insect compared to the USA. You're nothing.
>>71216046
The police only cares about money and themselves.
The army doesn't care about anything, not even themselves.
>>71217278
Did you see the economic damage done by Dilma's government compared to the growth projections from 2010?
Hay HUEHUES, start translating your brazilian (portugeues?) Memes and news sites to english so we can spread info in murica. Pro-Right only.
How bad are commies gonna get btfo.
>Even portugal wants dilma to gtfo
These are the "people" that are against the impeachment.
As you can see, all niggers.
JUST
I hope I get to see BOPE do the takedown
>>71217647
aren't those the guys that go around selling beer in the manifestations with their wheeled coolers?
>>71217380
If we go down, I worry a lot about everywhere. Even if you disregard quality, we supply a lot of the world's demands for natural resources/raw material at a pathetic cost. It wouldn't be an easy market gap to fill.
>>71217416
Tell me that again when you can't drive your boat of a car to the Bernie Food Donation Stations, buddy.
>>71217447
I did and I literally cried. This is not what I hoped for my country as a kid at all.
>>71217575
How are they reporting what is happening na terrinha, portuga?
>>71217879
I make great money, I don't need handouts like Brazilians.
Brazilian Civil War would be so cozy. What would they do about the olympics? Brazil is already off the goddamn rails, judging by the high volume of live leak murders from brazil.
My body is ready.
You can't find a single commie using green and yellow.
Everyone is with red shirts. This shit is scary and sad at the same time.
>>71217932
They are trying to shill for PT. A woman from our government already called it a "coup".
However, since media has been going to shit here because right wingers no longer trust it, they try to act like they're neutral and at least give the anti-gommies a chance to talk. Of course the debates are still extremely biased towards the leftards
>>71215810
I highly doubt there will be a 'peaceful resolution' to a communist infestation. When has that sort of thing ever happened in history?
No, what will happen is the parasites you've permitted to grow out of control will demand blood, and communism will have succeeded in destroying yet another developing country of vast productive and creative potential.
With Reds, you're dead!
>>71218098
i think the UK caliphate volunteered to hold them if anything went wrong here
i don't think a civil war would happen, Dilma shot herself in the foot when she suspended an army general because he critiscized her, it will mostly be leftist guerilla versus army
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
Live coverage will be there. Still pretty quiet.
>>71218098
90% of these murders are because of drugs.
Once we get rid of the commies the cops will go back to do what they know best: Shotgun blast to the face of the scum.
Civil war when?
Our enemies.
>>71218367
As two countries it would have a lot less problems.
How fucked are the games?
Have Brazilians embraced the monkey meme?
>>71218507
don't come if you value your life
specially if the impeachment passes
>>71218507
>corpses in the water at olympic sites
>rampant crime
>society about to have a civil-war
Should be fine mate, book your ticket now.
>>71218611
a long time ago my emu friend
>>71218611
>monkey meme
>meme
>>71217171
that's what it is
we are all human, regardless of colour
>>71216421
>implying retards with 15 children know anything
thats like 90% of north/northeast population
>>71214319
TCHAU QUERIDA
>>71217647
>RJ
>implying rio is not all niggers
>>71218886
I expected no less coming from you Ireland.
Move to Londanistan and tell me we're all the same.
>>71218367
>tfw there was free shit(meat and beer) for who voted in dilma in my city
they literally bought votes
>>71218367
it should be more niggers vs humans
i'm northen and i'm basically a redpilled right wing fucktard,and everyone i know,even some liberals,are against commies too.
only poor funk listening retards are for PT and that makes me so fucking angry
good luck south
>>71218507
60k murders a year
>>71219106
Im glad I live in a country with a functioning democracy. (conspiratards pls go)
>>71219220
>Im glad I live in a country with a rigged democracy
Fixed it
>>71219220
>Colorado GOP trickery
>functioning democracy
#CruzMissile detected.
>>71218507
ITS TIME TO START THE FAVELA GAMES(ak47 shots sound)
>>71219362
>UKIP
>13% of the vote
>1 seat in the House
>functioning democracy
pol is fun when we fuck shit up and ruin lives, but it really is cool that I can read first hand what's going on with the huehues like this. Thanks Hues, and thanks internet.
>>71218920
why this board?
>>71219068
why whats so bad about london
>>71219547
we don't deny that FPTP is a travesty, but that doesn't detract from your utterly retarded election process
Good luck Brazil.
>Better go for a bike ride before getting thrown the fuck out of the government.
>>71219547
>George W Bush - 50,456,002 - 47.9%
>Al Gore - 50,999,897 - 48.4%
What were you saying?
>>71219801
>Founding fathers decide that we shouldnt focus entirely on cities, instead give some attention to smaller states
>too difficult a concept for britbongs to understand
>>71219645
WHATSO BAD BOUT LANDAHN? SHUDUP CRACKER ILL SMASH UR HEAD IN WERE MULTICULT PARADISE CRACKER
>having a woman president.
there's your problem right there...
>>71219870
>How do I count.
I bet youre loving the fact the republicans threw Kasich into the ring because they knew he's take his own state just to disrupt Trump.
The people of America have no say in the politics of your country any more than a child gets to decide what to have for dinner.
>>71220035
Then how has trump gotten this far in the first place?
They're setting up the stage for some arab spring level of happening here right now.
It's getting hard to think nothing is gonna happen. A PTtard with a knife just killed the pato (the 3-meters long giant duck they put on pro-impeachment protests). Now, the duck doesn't mean shit. A PTista with a knife? Now, thats another thing entirely.
Someone will draw first blood, then shit will get real. Stay tuned.
>>71219986
Some of us tried to warn the people, but they called us bigots and misognists.
Every single time....
>>71220081
Because no-one took him seriously until they saw how his popularist stance was gaining ground. By that time it was all hands on deck to develop a plan.
Lets see how he does over the next few weeks, i've noticed that our news outlets have almost completely stopped mentioning Trump and instead are focusing on Cruz.
Smells fishy to me, but lets see how NY plays out.
>>71220145
>>71220102
Descanse em paz, camarada.
>>71220102
>A PTtard with a knife just killed the pato
Fuck.
>>71220351
What is a PTard?
An Angry Warrent officer
>>71214319
Today HueHueHue shall be satisfying
>"Uma pessoa embriagada de madrugada entrou no cercadinho da fiesp e acabou rasgando o pato. Essa pessoa já está presa no 78º dp. Isso é um incidente menor.
>A própria pessoa disse que estava embriagada, voltando de uma balada, ele próprio não faz parte de nenhum movimento. É mais um ato danoso de rebeldia", disse.
L I E S
I
E
S
>>71220454
PT (partido dos trabalhadores, aka worker's party) is the gommie party that's responsible for this hueppening
>>71220454
PT is the communist party in Brazil.
'Parte Trabalandeiro' or some shit like that.
>>71220102
hello pato
>>71220599
>>71220639
Do they actually do any work or are they like the Western Socialists who are all middle class metropolitans?
>>71218367
I don't wanna die up north. When shit hit the fan up north, arrows from the tribes will be flyin and shit
>>71220639
>Parte Trabalandeiro
Nice Portuguese right there my friend 10/10 where did you learn it ?
>>71220701
>Do they actually do any work
No.
>>71220296
the worse of having a woman president it's that you can't critize her properly. one critic and they will call you fascist, mysoginist and other things. that's why it's a bad idea having women in positions of power, they can deflect every criticism playing the victim card.
>>71220701
they are all "syndicalists" who receive thousands from collecting participation fares from the workers and receiving government money while doing either jack shit
>>71220701
most of them are niggers living on welfare. But some western-style socialists too
>>71220639
Partido dos Trabalhadores, Workers Party, dumb burger.
2 hours, guys!
>>71220797
>>71220812
>>71220819
Well Brazil welcome to the first world where the workers party don't do any fucking work themselves.
>>71215382
underrated
>>71218611
We're pretty self conscious about our people, that's not a meme, just reality.
We don't get angry about it like one leaf, poo in loos and eurocucks get about their memes.
>>71218611
I'm THE monkey.
>>71220852
>>71220748
Can we not?
>>71221327
Too late. Obama is now funding Dilma, all because of them. Sorry hue.
>>71214400
BR president is getting impeached. Voting starts in 2 hours
>>71221483
I knew it
Please give us a win for the people. Sweden really needs a good moral victory!
i love how everything here is so retardedly funny
pato never forget
2 hours guys
>>71221661
Sweden is too far gone to ever win again. Just play as Sweden on Civ 5 if you want to win
>>71221661
The victory is already ours, all the politicians who will vote have already been polled, and the results show Dilma will be out before monday.
>>71219801
literally only 1 election in 130 years has ended up with a candidate losing the popular vote but winning electoral college
>>71221762
Yeah its never too late.
Hopefully if things align the right way our people might do it to.
>>71221873
KEK
Any good streams?
>>71221734
Someday I want to make a mockumentary like trailer park boys set in a countryside small town in the state of são paulo. Something that show what brazil really looks like outside of our capitals.
It's absurd, tragic and like you said, retardedly funny.
>>71222074
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
Stay tuned for chimp-out
Daily reminder that nothing happens, feijoada.
Even if Dilma is thrown out, she'll just take another minor position as senator or whatever.
Just like Collor did
Still, the impeachment will increase our memetic value so we should do it anyway
>>71220102
First for commies bombing shit and blaming it on ISIS
>>71222250
>feijoada
go back to your shitty 55chan and circlejerking mods, fucktard.
you're in the wrong neighborhood.
>>71215810
You should welcome it. Only then can you be free from the comucucks.
>>71222250
>>71222488
Stop fighting, huebrothers. We're on this toghether
>>71216880
>>71222488
there is no need to be upset
>>71215810
So... the time has finally come.
>>71222814
sleep tight, pupper
Who should be the next prez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyOJszvhHE
All we gonna get from this is a house of cards spinoff set in Brasília.
Could you wait with fucking up the place until after the olympic games?
>>71217490
Holy shit does that stuff fuck you up.
AEHEHEUHUHHEHEHUUEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71223199
Temer is vicious. It's gonna be glorious!
>>71217133
We're actually quite relevant for South America, although our GDP should be way higher given our size
Pic related
>>71223204
On the contrary, we need to fix the place quickly before the olympic games.
Rio de Janeiro state is bankrupt though, so it's irrelevant what happens in the federal government anyway, it will be terrible regardless.
>>71217490
Send them all.
>>71215810
I've been waiting for that moment all my life.
The chance to bathe my FAL with communist blood.
>>71217575
>we 1810 votos nao
>>71214319
I want to see blood on the streets
>civil war
>impying north has any miserable chancer agaisnt São Paulo ALONE
>>71223771
This
Also, Brasília is quite right-wing, so the gommies wouldn't even have the capitol
>>71216285
Fuck you kike, viva la raza
>>71223771
We should nuke them.
WHO /HYPE/ HERE?
>>71217433
* * LoOoL * *
DOM PEDRO RESURRECTION WHEN
>>71223850
>Also, Brasília is quite right-wing
Only the old farts, the youth is pretty liberal 4:20 blaze it XD
>>71223898
ESTÁ ACONTECENDO
When is the voting going to happen?
>>71224007
Brasília here. Me and all my friends are 4:20 blaze it and we are all right-wing.
>>71217879
Based as fuck, godspeed my friend. Bless your endeavors and wish us luck in our shit hole for ours one day.
>>71224007
Not really. UnB is the only non-left uni in Brazil, and the 420s are just a vocal minority desu. Most people are either right wing or neutral here.
Also, are you a fellow brasiliense?
>>71223981
SOON
NEVER IN THE WORLD THERE WAS A VP SO BASED
>>71224148
in about an hour
>>71218082
Yell upstairs and tell your mom I said hi faggot.
>>71214319
sorry i'm late, can someone pls give a quick summary about the situation?
>>71224233
What are the chances of something bad happening after the impeachment?
>>71224157
Nice
I used to be 420 as well, but after a while it just got boring
>>71224170
Bless you too, Eaglebro. May God give us freedom from our respective nightmares and Trump's first term be a good one.
>>71224292
Quite high
Like the children they are, commies can't really deal with defeat
>>71224326
http://livetv city/en/live/2016/04/17/brazilian_national_congress_votes_on_impeachment_procedures_against_president_ro/
>>71224192
I study at UNB and I feel that most teachers and institutions are left-wing and most students are right-wing.
Do you know about UNE (União Nacional dos Estudantes)? They literally go to classrooms to host "debates" in which the moderator is leftie.
E VIVA A REPÚBLICA DE CURITIBA IRMÃOS!
>>71224392
Can we compare the commies in brazil to faggot bernie supporters in the US or is it not the same?
Sorry bruh but I have no idea how your political system works. Burger land and all that.
>>71224403
What do you study though? FT is pretty much all right wing, and i had professors not allow those fucking UNE commies in
>>71224292
would say big, since venezuela and bolivia already said they might retort to war, and MST, a brazillian communist group that's more like terrorists than activists will not let their mommy be kicked out without attacking innocents with Facões
>>71224288
Dilma might fall, commies on suicide watch, right wingers readying the weapons for the great war
Empire back when?
>>71224483
They are much worse. Much, much worse.
>>71224157
I smoke weed too but I am not a "4:20 blaze it XD"
You get what I mean
I'm also from Brasília
>>71224192
Yes, there is white shaming and feminism everywhere here dude
I think k I've figured out the life cycle of a country.....
And these terms are not catch all. Just examples. But they usually are something similar.
Capitalism > Socialism > communism > civil war.
Can we expand on this. I'm probably missing things in the beggining. My American education and all. Not to mention I was an alcohol for 15 years so I'm borderline retarded. Is it true tho?
You guys are saying civil war...
If it comes to civil war - who are the sides?
Is it leftists vs /pol/?
Or a region vs another region?
Please explain the civil war scenario and who will win
>>71214958
Not really, if she loses today (which is the most likely) the process will go to the Senate, where she will be judged.
If she loses today she will have a few more days at the presidency, and a few more weeks before getting kicked out
>>71224546
>>71224483
you think ours are much worse, but that's because bernie isn't in power. communists are all shit.
>>71224520
godspeed huebros, may the kek be with you
>>71224483
it is EXACTLY like bernie supporters.
But picture this, for accuracy sake: Bernie is elected, then he stays in power for the next 13 years because he keeps giving free gibsmedat for poor and stupid people and brainwash then to believe that if his party gets out of the power, no one will support them anymore.
In this 13 years, he wrecks the country because the economic momentum from the administration before him weakens, and he keeps wasting money by giving people free shit.
Oh, and also he's trully a communist in disguise.
This is how bad things are here.
>>71224007
You can be dude weed 420 lmao and still be right-wing as fuck. I think that all drugs should be legalized and that people should get basic income even if they don't work, but I also believe that Islam does not belong to Germany and everyone who is not a proven Syrian refugee should get thrown out and every >muh human rights activist should get thrown out aswell.
>>71224617
That's because you're surrounding yourself with commies, though
Also, fellow brasilienses, /pol/ meetup when?
>>71224661
South vs Gommies from North
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhSdS0GlYQ
>>71215810
>Implying that's not what I'm hoping will happen
>Implying Bolivia won't start a war
>Implying we are getting our oil refinery back
>>71224661
Also, is there some kind of stream anyone knows of of the impeachment process? With english subtitles or voiceover would be ace af
>>71224326
So much fucking love for all of Brazil right now!
Look at how amerifats react when mass conspiracy is revealed in this cuckshed of a country, fucking nothing. Start the fire Brazil, and make it big so it's flames will get us up off our assessment here. We have a mighty beast to slay ourselves, and we are all brothers in the pursuit of what is just.
**IF YOU WANT INFORMATION READ THIS**
I am a well informed HUElander with an IQ of 147.
Feel free to direct your questions at me.
By the way, today is not the day when the impeachment is decided. Today they just vote if the process moves on from the lower house to the senate. If it passes, a special committee will be created there to vote if the senate will analyze it, and then the HUEhivequeen will be removed from her duties for 6 months while they decide if she'll be truly impeached for good.
But today is definitely a "season finale" of sorts after months of shitstorm. It has to pass today to continue, so it's a big deal and the country might not exist by night today.
>>71224483
As far as I can tell, they're pretty much exactly the same dirty, lazy, social justicey type of communists.
Brazil is your future if Bernie is elected.
>>71224661
Army, right wingers, police, maybe, and a lot of maybe, Argentina, USA greatest ally vs MST movement, some lefties that are not middle class retards, and maybe Bolivia and Venezuela and worst case scenario China selling weapons
Assuming Dilma gets impeached, who's next in line? Will they simply get the vice president in power, or some other PT fag?
> Civil war erupts
> Rap das Armas becomes the Official 2016 Olympic Theme
Thank you guys for all answering me and not just flaming me for my ignorance.
Is there a live cam or some shit we can watch this go down?
>>71224975
The vice until next election in 2018
Guys, I am kinda scared.
>>71224483
It's a bit worse, because there really is no right party in Brazil.
The parties that get the most votes are all leftists, and even the "right leaning" here would be consider bernie tier on the US.
Every right wing party is considered comic relief pretty much by the BRenie crowd.
>>71224783
>syrian refugees actually exist
>you deserve basic income just for existing
>le drugs XD
Wtf Hans
Maybe you faggots really need to be raped and pillaged so you toughen up a little
>>71224975
Vice president, Michel Temer
Also, he is not a dirty commie like Dilma, although he might also be corrupt
>>71220639
>Parte Trabalandeiro
kek
>>71225016
it will really start in 2 hours but I don't have a stream sorry
>>71224617
>>71224806
>Also, fellow brasilienses, /pol/ meetup when?
Wanna meet up at ICC norte and smoke weed?
>>71225119
Is the link I posted above not a valid one? Shit looked solid.
>>71216421
I have a friend. College educated. Is commie and is down there with the commiefags. I love the guy but I really want to slap him silly.
>>71225119
One hour, my fellow huelander
Will she be sacrificed at some jungle pyramid for the sun god?
>>71225016
For cams of the various protest locations:
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
For the vote:
http://livetv.city/en/live/2016/04/17/brazilian_national_congress_votes_on_impeachment_procedures_against_president_ro/
>>71225036
>>71225057
Is Bolsonaro a meme? I know two Brazillians personally and they both jokingly say "Bolsonaro 2018" whenever anything political happens.
>>71224842
I think 2016 is the year where finally things change in the world. For good or bad, the status quo will not stand.
>>71225053
Me too, bro. Will be praying for our safety and better times.
>>71225161
I kinda do, kek
MERRY IMPITMAS!
>>71225016
here, 35 min to start, just dot instead of space
>>71224395
>>71224916
YOU FAGGOTS BETTER RESPECT THE OLYMPICS CEASEFIRE, IT HAS NEVER BEEN BROKEN
That been said, right after them kill every last fucking communist, mount them on pikes and leave them to rot.
Godspeed huebros
>>71225203
yeah one hour
i'm sorry, thought it was 12:00
>>71224975
In order of priority, if one of them is not present the next one enters:
Vice president Temer.
Lower house president Cunha.
Senate president Calheiros.
Supreme court president Lewandowsky.
>>71225246
>http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
Based burgerbro thank you. Somebody give this man some brisket
>>71225247
He's like a brazillian Trump.
Except he's poor and not as smart. That's the brazillian part
>>71224661
Commie coalition (MST, MTST, natives, Cuban intelligence agents, possibly Bolivia, possibly Venezuela and FARC with leftist politicians backing them all) vs nationalist coalition (armed forces, police, literally 80% of the population and non-leftist congressmen). In the worst case scenario chinks will sell weapons to the commies and USA will sell weapons to he national coaliton.
>>71225247
I pretend to say "Bolsonaro 2018" Ironically, but i will actually vote him in 2018.
>>71225068
They do exist, but only about 30% of all "refugees" actually come from Syria, so the rest should get thrown out.
Basic income can work, as shown in other states, but only as long as we don't have any muslims or niggers in our country. Maybe make it so that you get basic income but in exchange you have to work 25 hours per week to improve your city.
And why wouldn't you support drug legalization? If people want to destroy their bodies, just let them, as we already do with trans people.
>>71225300
>>71225036
>>71225069
Thanks guys. Cidade de Deus was a nice movie.
>>71225362
At least he's right wing. If he gets a good cabinet in power then I guess he doesn't have to be /very/ smart.
>>71225455
jesus fuck it really is about to happen innit
>>71225254
I'm not sure if I wanna meet anyone from /pol/ in real life.
If shit gets too real, I'm down.
>>71225455
>>71225455
>rightwingers
>nationalist
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>71224483
exactly the same, I'm watching the us primaries since trump announced his campaign. same braindead faggots wanting freeshit
>>71225455
>USA will sell weapons to he national coaliton.
Give me those shekels, goy.
>>71214319
Brazil general threads when?
>>71225247
He's literally brazilian Trump but poor
Really he's the best option since everyone else is fucking corrupt anyway, might as well vote in the meme as long as he is honest
>>71225247
He's a stupider more Brash trump. If you understand portuguese I could post some videos here.
He says stuff in national TV like "criminals fuck our lives and you want them to have a nice life in prison with our money? They have to get fucked in the ass, for fucks sake. Yeah, that's right."
Or
"Why do gays think they deserve super powers just because they like to shove things on their ass?"
He is the most Trump like figure in our country on that sense, and his entire family is involved in politics. They're all lower house deputies and have mildly successful military and political careers on that sense, but I doubt he'll run/become president. It'd be like Trump being outright racist on every single speech.
>>71224661
North vs South.
Winner: The Jews.
>>71225455
This is a little blown out of proportion surely...... are tensions really this high? Please dont be calling a false happening
>>71225519
are you that Singaporean that actually believes that hot weather undevelops a country?
>>71225579
WE WONT BUY YOUR SHIT BECAUSE WE HAVE OUR GLORIOUS IMBELS
>>71225653
>are tensions really this high?
No. Stop listening to them.
>>71214319
Did they ever actually prove any wrongdoing? Seems like a case of scapegoating.
>>71224292
High, i am in the army and i can confirm that as of this morning, we were in training and having preparations for the oncoming shitstorm.
>>71225649
the scum is the North right? (amazonian undeveloped niggers innit)
while the south is """white""" "german & italian""""" brasilians, yes?
>>71225653
they are not that high
it is more possible to have a civil war if the impeachment is denied really
>>71225489
Fuck that shit, there shouldn't be a refugee status at all. Those who do not fight for a country, do not deserve a fucking country.
The western cucks should have made an update on the geneva convention as follows:
"Refugee status will only be applied on unmarried females under 14 years old."
Do you think anyone from any country would send out refugees?
>>71225741
yes
You guys are handling this thread pretty nice. If this was about Obama the amount of shitstorming and faggotry in the thread would be unbearable..
>>71225519
He's all for gun rights. I honestly dont care if every other policy is shit. Every politician's policy here is shit anyways. But at least we can finally have guns.
>>71225738
Laws here are badly written enough that it's impossible to know. If she is innocent it'd be impossible to know, if she was guilty it'd be impossible to know.
But the funny thing is even her supporters admit she committed crimes on the previous term, but the laws here say you can only use crimes from the current mandate to impeach her. (which obviously is retarded).
>>71225489
Mate, once you don't stop at the first safe country you aren't a refugee by definition. And since Germany doesn't border Syria, no refugee has ever entered your cunt
>but in exchange you have to work 25 hours per week to improve your city.
So you need to have a job?
>And why wouldn't you support drug legalization? If people want to destroy their bodies, just let them
Their actions affect everyone around them, not just themselves. This individualistic meme needs to die, it's not like you live in a bubble
> as we already do with trans people
I'm against that as well, since we don't let people with body dismorphia cut off their arms, for example, why should we let the trans?
>>71225653
right wingers are all fine, pacific protests because they know they'd be shat on if they fucked shit up, but gommies were caught carrying weapons and knives.
hell, they called some bolivians to help in their protest, they're getting deported.
>>71225609
>>71225632
Top fucking kek. I'd probably vote him in if I were a huelander just for the memes and the slight possibility that he'd make the country better by assembling a cabinet smarter than himself.
>>71225673
No. I'm an ethnic Chinese militaryfag.
ELA VEIO QUENTE
there's a lot of happenings in Brazil
just know The God Emperor is watching over you on the war against communism, Kek blesses you HUEHUEs.
Good luck my Brazilian brothers. All truly great men are forged in the hearth of violent struggle.
>>71225870
We're used to political instability m8.
>>71225739
I saw some videos of a lot of tanks and trunks being taken to Brasilia.
Is shit gonna go down?
>>71225945
Thank you, maplefriend
May you soon do the same to Trudeau
>>71225739
> This favela monkey is lying
Specify on what drills were being conducted :^)
>>71225827
We can't exactly send war refugees back to Syria, otherwise there would be a public outcry. That's why we have to assume more moderate positions for now.
>>71225899
Who exactly do drugs harm? License the shit out of them and tax them as hard as cigarettes and you've solved many problems.
>>71225918
HOJE EU TO FERVENO
>>71225739
Which side will the military stand for? Or are they divided as well?
>>71225972
They are probably preparing to coup if dilma tries her own coup
>>71226017
Well, every liberal government ends in scandal and corruption so we'll see.
>>71225930
T-thanks.
>>71225918
Are you from Singapore Inteligence?
>>71225741
maybe.
>>71216989
>whites
>in brazil
Please potatonigger, the white people here are either too scared to be racism-able or are shills for niggers and minorities. Either way, the white man is doomed here.
Source: am white
>>71226189
Hi Esdras.
>>71226049
That's exactly why geneva convention must fucking change. You want to do humanitarian shit? Fine, set up villages in t*rkey and make them shepherds and farmers there. It's way more cheaper than giving those fucks free money for german services and products in germany. Why the fuck would one import violent 8-yearolds in adult bodies? What's the fucking point?
>>71225918
Ellen Paige interviewed him on gay rights, saying like "you said parents should beat the shit out of their kids if they're gay, so they stop. Would you tell my father he should beat me so I didn't turn out lesbian?"
You know what he answered?
"Nah, I couldn't tell you're gay. In fact, if I was still a cadet on the military barracks I'd whistle at you if you passed in front of me on the street".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKHN_irOsQ
This one generated some shitstorm back then. That lady deputy called him a rapist because of something he said, and he answered "I wouldn't rape you, because you don't deserve that much", and shoved her back.
Dem keks.
>>71216046
Higher ups in the army are somewhat warm to her, the rest hates her, and everyone in the police hates her
>>71225632
Eu falo um pouco du portugues
Could you post that video here. Sounds kekworthy
>>71226049
The economy (in which we all live by) via decreased productivity, the family structure, etc.
Also muh feelings and muh philosophy
>cigarettes
Against that, as well
>inb4 muh alcohol
Well, I'm for regulation but not prohibiton. Considering beer is to the western world what tea is for the orientals, we can't simply abandon part of our culture even if it's a little harmful
Is there a stream? What time is the final vote?
Also tell CNN to cover this, I'm tired of hearing about the election all day long
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
>>71226314
JR i miss you m8
How's shit going?
Also, i'm the other huefriend
>>71226479
The final vote starts in 1 hour, but there's 513 deputies to vote, and each of them has to say their vote out loud and has like 3 minutes to do so.
The voting will probably take like 8 hours on total, but some deep lulz are assured.
I'll try to find a live stream.
>>71225195
Almost all college majors I know are commies, I`m not sure why, but college teachers here really push communism hard to their students.
>>71226485
Neat...
I've been...busy. This is the first time I've been home since last month. Living like this is hard. I go back in tomorrow.
How's everything in the group, Tol? It still exists right?
>>71226433
The problem with drug prohibition is that people won't just simply decide to stop doing what's pleasurable to them, they'll just do it illegally.
Fighting drugs cost a lot of money. Selling drugs earns a lot of money. You outlaw drugs, you're now incentivizing illegal monopolies, i.e. mafias.
>>71226329
Isn't your president also pro-refugee? Your right wing party is smaller than even ours.
>>71226433
Drugs wouldn't damage our economy in any way. On the contrary, it would create a new industry on which people can waste their disposable money, which creates new jobs and creates taxes. Additionally, most drugs do not actually destroy your body, only the hard drugs do and I doubt many people would actually buy the hard ones if they suddenly became legal. Why not let people enjoy drugs if they help them cope with the sad and boring world we all live in?
>>71226049
cigarettes are actually a great example, they're taxed like hell so people smuggle them from paraguay for half the price.
if people could keep their vices to themselves I'd be all in for legalization, but people always manage to fuck somebody else's life.
>>71226591
Not. The actual voting will start around 16:30. They estimate 30 seconds total for each vote and each deputy will have 10 seconds to speak their vote. So it'll finish around 21:30/22:00
>>71225653
It's not that high, but shit can scalate quickly after the vote today.
It's like throwing shit at the fan, it has a high chance of hitting it, but it may not.
>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Lava Jato animo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0 [Embed]
>Impeachment day's anime openning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk [Embed]
>>71226314
Jr....buddy
>>71226630
Yes, it does. Modified though
>>71226418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D58yKt-3Ho4
Sorry for the low quality, but this is a shortened one.
At 2:30 or so he says "You just gotta not rape, not steal and kill and you don't go to prison, shit! That's it! That's it! Gotta give those bastards an easy time? They, excuse me, they FUCK us our entire lives of hard work and you're gonna give them a good life? They have to get fucked and that's it! That's it, shit!"
>>71226630
Yeah, it does
Also
>Dilma getting impeached
>You giving life signs
Today is a glorious day
>>71226808
Brazil bro, are they gonna live stream it? Got a link?
>>71214319
When I ask.
>>71227003
There are a few posted above
>>71226910
Sha? Varun? Jan?
Modified? How?
I really miss you guys and the group. I've been getting disgustingly low levels of sleep lately due to the workload
>>71226628
Precisely why whenever some idiot tells me I'm a closed minded retard I just scoff them off. There's a heavy push towards socialism and and communism from a very early stage here. As young as primary school and all the way to college. You cant tell me youre a free thinking rebel when the establishment is heavily socialist and everyone's been pushed towards it from the age of 5. Even private schools have it, though its less of a problem.
Some anon here as the picture of schoolbooks.
>>71225972
Well, PELOPES are ready to destroy communist agitators, and last friday the commander of the group in which i am stationed, a Colonel, gave a lecture to everyone on how communists are terrible for this country and how, despite the repression, the military dictatorship had a lot of positives.
>>71226034
My company is to stand guard at the base, so we were preparing to man all the abandoned posts around it, but the special operations platoon was training police-level shit, using nightsticks and crowd control, also setting up roadblocks. Everyone else was preparing their equipment and their rifles. All our trucks are ligned up in the courtyard facing the front gates, so i say if shit goes down, we will be there to step on it.
>>71226063
It is definitely an enemy of PT right now, it will be there to stop any stupid shit they try to pull off.
I wish i was an infantryman now, they will get to roll around in their M113s while i will have to stay at base guarding useless howitzers and seeing my brothers leaving in trucks to do cool shit.
>>71227003
Official Stream
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-ZkSRh-7UEuwXJQ9UMCFJA
Not live yet
>>71226982
> Me being alive
Top fucking kek. I expected this to be more...fun. it isn't. How's Jan and Leo?
>>71226808
Oh, this guy is right. I got confused with the previous special committee vote.
tfw when no brazillian trap gf
>>71227003
Yes. You can watch it through the internet here http://www2.camara.leg.br/camaranoticias/tv/aoVivo.html (official channel) or you can wait for a good livestream from a news channel (like www.g1.com.br). But we'll post more links when it starts
>>71227152
>Some anon here as the picture of schoolbooks.
Looking for these?
>>71218367
Any resemblance is mere coincidence.
>>71227216
Get telegram, JR, and come talk them youself
Also, the indian poster here is Jansh
>>71227198
> Martial Law training
If the police get overwhelmed the special platoons will be used I'm guessing. Good luck mate.
>>71226753
He is, the absolute cuckold.
>right wing in Greece
Top kek mate, the "traditional right wing party", ND are scared of calling themselves right-wingers cause they will get called fascists. Also, the very same party was ruling from 2004 to 2009 and from 2012 to 2014. Did they make any effort to kill socialism? Fuck no. They are pretty much American Democrats tier. Cronies who support selling out government assets and monopolies instead of using them to reduce taxes.
After 1974 there was never a right-wing government in Greece. The last one was pic related
>>71227276
blue is white, green is mestizo.
>>71227264
>>71227296
Wew. Nothing to see here.
>>71226633
Yes, it's impossible to decrease an activity to 0. But obviously, once it goes legal, said activity has a boost. Imagine if weed gets legalised, obviously law abiding citizens would be tempted to try it now. Therefore, increasing the use
>>71226753
> it would create a new industry
It's not like people wouldn't have spent that money on other sector before drugs going legal.
The rise of the drug industry implies in less expenditure in other parts of the economy. Not that every new industry is a bad thing, but you get the idea
>Why not let people enjoy drugs if they help them cope with the sad and boring world we all live in?
Because ''free'' pleasure makes your mind and soul weak. This type of lazy behaviour is what is killing the western world.
>>71227330
There's no point mate. My old number got shredded though I applied for them to give it to my younger brother. Anyway I leave this phone behind tomorrow morning and I won't come back till next month so...
>>71227216
It's Jansh. Yeah the group is alive but was shifted over after mass levels of shit posting took over.
>>71227264
>>71227296
>tfw this actually my shitty history book on 9th grade, but still managed to grow up not being a commie and indoctrinated piece of shit
>>71227296
>according to Marx and Engels
>>71227276
>tfw the tiny blue patches in the northeast
There's gotta be a way out of here
>>71227468
Get it on PC. Even if i only once a month, it will still be nice to talk to you
>>71227348
*2012 to 2015
>>71227264
>burguesia
Everytime
>>71227486
So, a new group was created and the old one was abandoned? Ouch...
Good to hear from all of you guys. Really missed the group. Any drama?
>>71227390
>Therefore, increasing the use
So? Who cares? It's weed, I'm smoking right now and I am perfectly capable of doing anything and am enjoying myself.
Let me kill myself how I want to, don't send people to beat me up for smoking funny cigarettes.
>>71227579
Lot's of drama, kek
>>71227276
Ah yes, much like my home state.
>>71227579
Basically all the int faggots fucked the place up. I took some of the best posters and Leo's, and established one on Telegram.
Too much drama, senpai. You have no idea.
>>71227348
Why is Greece so cucked? I heard the police and military are pretty right-wing and I can't believe that the poor population actually supports a man who hasn't done anything to help them.
>>71227390
Why exactly would a drug industry harm other industries? It's not like they are competing with them. Also, the West has been degenerate even when drugs were completely banned.
>>71226968
Holy shit I hate Bolsonaro so fucking much.
>>71227538
>>71227655
Eh...I'd rather not. It's pretty distracting and I'd like to focus on my family when I'm back home. It is nice to randomly meet you guys on here and chat sporadically.
>>71227347
>If the police get overwhelmed the special platoons will be used I'm guessing.
Not really, this time the special operations platoons will go in first, the police will play a supporting role. At least thats what the colonel told us, he said this is our problem and we have to deal with it directly. And if shit goes really out of control, then everyone else will go into the fray too.
can any Brazilians tell me how bad tension are in the local areas they live and across the country are like right now?
Is pato gonna survive?
>>71227826
Damn
Pretty nice to see you here. I surely wasn't expecting it
Also, stay safe m8,
>>71227731
> The /int/ faggots
/pol/ is always right. Must have been hard on you my friend. At least chat quality went back to a decent standard in the new telegram group.
>>71227827
> They are deploying military units to deal with civil unrest first.
Damn. I don't know abouy Brazil, but it would be unconstitutional in half of the world.
>>71227207
Obrigado
>>71227837
No one is actually likely to start hitting each other, but there is a deep tension looming over.
Richer areas of the country want the impeachment, poorer areas don't.
If there is a civil war it's going to be minorities vs majorities.
I made a copy/pasta for the new thread
--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 of the votes
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-ZkSRh-7UEuwXJQ9UMCFJA
>Jovem Pam Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>Impeachment day's anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
>>71227837
I live about 10 min away from the parliament building, everything is fine, but sometimes I hear cars honking, some people screaming and there is a distant siren.
If shit gets real I'll set up a webcam livestream, but it's all pretty calm as far as I can tell.
>>71227826
Same. Did NOT expect to hear from you again anytime soon. Stay safe bro, and all the best.
>>71227935
Cops should beat him to death.
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