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EARTHQUAKE HAPPENING SLEEPOVER #24


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7.8+ HITS ECUADOR AT MODERATELY SHALLOW LEVEL
AFTERSHOCKS INCOMING, 5.4+
TSUNAMI WARNING ISSUED
also
JACKPOTS BACK IN JAPAN FOLLOWING ECUADOR ALSO CALIFORNIA IS ACTING UP

ALASKA BEING POUNDED BY 2-3.0s NEARLY EVERY 30 MINUTES
VOLCANOES ERUPTING; MEXICO, CHILE, JAPAN
MINI QUAKES IN KNOWN SUPER VOLCANO AREAS IN CALIFORNIA

MAJOR SOLAR STORM ON ITS WAY FOR MONDAY
(SAUCE)= SEE WSA-Enlil Prediction ON http://www.swpc.noaa.gov/communities/space-weather-enthusiasts

>7.3 earthquake hits Southern Japan, starting the ring of fire
>Some are Speculating that withing the next 48 Hours even more, bigger quakes could hit. AND IT ALREADY HAS BEGUN

Livestream 1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo [Embed]

Livestream 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M [Embed]

chat : https://instasync.com/r/happeningroom

>Happening Maps:

http://www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/

http://earthquakes.volcanodiscovery.com/

http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/

http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4

http://www.japanquakemap.com/

http://ptwc.weather.gov/?region=1

>California Watch:
http://projects.eri.ucsb.edu/scec/webquakes

http://abc7.com/live/23343/
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Pirst fost?
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>>71177291
first for BIG ONE in 1 hour
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Gott strafe Kalifornien,
mit Dürre, mit Beben, mit Seiner gerechte Wut,
vergießt er kalifornisches Blut!

Gott strafe Kalifornien,
mit Wellen, mit Wind, mit Feuer,
tötet er das sozialistisches Ungeheuer!

Gott strafe Kalifornien,
mit Seuche, mit Hungersnot, mit mörderische Meute,
bis es gibt keine kalifornische Leute!
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>>71177291
https://youtu.be/qM0tzshqCb4
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We did it reddit .
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>>71177291
GOLDEN RATIO FOR PERFECT STORM
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>>71177141

reposting because its important:

Its barely above average. We're only taking note because these earthquakes are near a populated area.

I'm a geology major, this gets merely a yawn from me. The plates are constantly moving, hence there are constantly earthquakes (hundreds a day)
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Who /SafeFloridian/ here?
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if doubles then happening is canceled
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THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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I AM A EARTHQUAKE I FEED ON (YOU)s
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>>71177291
i'm on watch
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ITS HAPPENING!!
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So, totally nothing to worry about, no concern at all, nothing to see, the USGS quake center in Menlo Park just go evacuated due to a "security threat"
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REMINDER THAT THERE IS EARTHQUAKE ACTIVITY IN CALIFORNIA NEAR SOME SUPER VOLCANOES AND A HUGE FUCKING PLASMA WAVE TO HIT EARTH MONDAY
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>>71177407
roll uuuuup , roll up for the mystery tour , roll uuuuuup
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>>71177418
15th post for KILLALLHUMANS
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FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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JUST KEK MY SHIT UP
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Im in Upland, California how fucked am i if the big one™ comes
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>tfw dying in earthquake
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>>71177323
I live behind la Rotonda too.

Also these numbers will spell doom for the Peruvians.
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Trips. It's happening. 7.7+ in California within the next 24 hours.

Screencap this
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>>71177443
>theres hundreds of 7.8-8.0 a day

ok fuck off
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Hi kek it is me anon, are you there? If you are are real please destroy California, give me a sign.
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My fellow Americans

With news of the San Andreas Fault earthquake and Yosemite erupting, I have declared, uhh, emergency powers to be bestowed on me so that we can act swiftly to save lives.

As of today, the election is temporarily suspended. FEMA Camps will now be set up. We are in a state of emergency, and your cooperation is appreciated.

>what do you do?
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>>71177482
Explain this to me, anon. Plasma is just super-heated matter, correct? Why is it that the vacuum of space wouldn't cool the wave the fuck down before it hit earth?
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ああああああああああああ
ああああああ
ああああああああああああ
ああああああ ああああああ ああああああ
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Who /California/ here?


San Diego poster here, have any fellow Cali bros prepared for the inevitable catastrophe soon to unfold?
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>>71177524
I'm in Quito. Freaked out but all good here.
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>>71177291

what does my ID say about the earthquakes
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Week long free Admission to Yellowstone started today.

Blood and fire sacrifice starts the 19th

Yellowstone Caldera showing activity along with the whole ring of fire
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>>71177481
>Menlo Park

stop spreading bullshit.

its really sad that some of you have spent 2 days in your bunkers thinking this shit is unusual or a precursor to something in the US.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71177444
Georgian but yeah i feel bretty safe right now. Could have a tornado or a brown recluse bite at any time though so not going to jinx myself.
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Alaho kekbar
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>>71177553
*unzips dick*
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>>71177291
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>>71177553
>what do you do?

Not live in the Fartnited Shits of Assmerica
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>>71177553
Die, there is literally nothing we could do.
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>>71177554
its going really fast and its super hot. not like 500f its really fucking hot.
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>>71177554
If I am correct, it's not "super heated" but rather "super ionized."
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>>71177524
sauces VIII here, peloteo when?
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>>71177581
Upland here. i dont really care. im kinda far away from any fault line
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>>71177581
Antioch, East Bay here. Hoping a wall of water hits my house so I can die via head trauma.
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>>71177443
"The average rate of big earthquakes — those larger than magnitude 7 — has been 10 per year since 1979, the study reports."

http://www.livescience.com/46576-more-earthquakes-still-random-process.html
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>>71177597
remove this
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>>71177581
Temecula here. On my own. Will have to solo this if the Big One comes. I'll probably die, though
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>>71177416
wrong board
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>>71177363
The Pest Bost?
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>>71177588
I haven't seen any pictures from Quito. Did nothing fall or get destroyed there?
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>>71177597
>tfw you will never be a 19 year old college freshman and easily bag freshman qts every other weekend for casual sex who have the exact 3D version of this body

Why go on
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>>71177675
>>71177597
stop
offtopic

mods
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>>71177624
>Fartnited Shits of Assmerica
ayyyyy i got that reference
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no happening
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>>71177695
What a horrible town
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>>71177443
>magic conch, do we ignore this fag and continue our happening circle jerk?
YES
>You heard it boys, the happening continues!
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77777 get
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happening canceled
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>>71177729
I heard some posts fell. Internet is intermittent. There's no lights in La Luz (jaja)
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>>71177454
The real thread theme,

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mv6mcB9g5-4

He is coming.
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>>71177500
What's upland?
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It's happening?
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>>71177604

Menlo Park is where the datacenter handling the West Coast Tsunami system and the USC/Berkely early warning system is located.

Everyone is standing in the parking lot, trying to figure out what's going on. Some say they got told to go home early. Others can't get through to their bosses.
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REMINDER A BIG ONE SHOULD HIT
JAPAN IN THE NEXT 2 DAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSBjEvPH2j4
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Korean volcano about to go
Hawian volcano just gone

We looking at yellow stone going up
13 days of baal from the 19th

Could this be a mass population cull
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>>71177746
:D
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>>71177757
Don't remind me
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>>71177800
not much, how bout you?
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>>71177805
Oh well then just go ahead and take a pic of it then if everybody's standing
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wait is there seriously a fucking solar flare headed for earth? How big is it? i've been thinking about how fucked we are if a Carrington Event occurs for the last week, please don't tell me I made this happen.
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>>71177695
Im just scrolling past the front page and I never thought Id see the word Temecula here. I didnt know more Temeculans existed here.
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>>71177553
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>71177800
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Upland#
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Why not just fill the tectonic cracks with rubber?
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>>71177291
i'll post it again
http://www.biobiochile.cl/2016/04/16/erupciones-de-baja-intensidad-en-volcan-villarrica-estan-dentro-de-la-normalidad.shtml
shit is expelling lava, a little bit but lava after all, that's another eruption m8
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GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
>GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
>GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
>GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
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>>71177909
I don't care what anyone says. That never gets old.
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>>71177745
>earthquakes are political
>being this retarded
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>>71177766
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Guys... what if the second beast from revelations comes is supposed to come out of Yellowstone?!?!
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>>71177601
>Week long free Admission to Yellowstone started today
It's to every National Park in the US, and this isn't the first year they've done this. Retard.
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あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
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>>71177893

> Not checking the Space Weather Prediction Center

http://www.swpc.noaa.gov/
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>>71177899
Soon, brother
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>>71177804

It's happening.
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>>71177554
there is nothing for the heat to transfer too
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28 DEAD ACCORDING TO RT
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>>71177961
>posting censored porn
nigger
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>>71177554
A vacuum can't cool anything off as the heat needs to escape through particles.
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protip: you are logarithmically exponentially to the near infinity degree more likely to die by cheeto and mountain dew induced heart failure or hillary clinton reeducation camps than a yellowstone eruption. Its absolute retardation to think yellowstone is going to erupt any day now. if you actually believe that then its just fucking sad. That is soemthing that happened every 700k to 1.2 million years and you're looking at data from the last 50 years of measurements thinking it means ANYTHING on that sort of time scale.

I'm a fucking geology major working in the field, you're all fucking stupid for not realizing the shit going on in japan is still aftershocks from the 2011 quake and the plates settling (plates bigger than you can imagine). There will be no large quake (no, a 7.0 isn't large at all) in that region and zero evidence anything is imminent here in the US. Go to sleep, for your health.... otherwise you'll be a technical earthquake victim statistic without even being touched by one.
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>>71177909
And do a moonwalk?
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>>71177621
R A R E
A
R
E
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Egyptian God of Earthquakes is Geb. It was believed that earthquake were caused by his laughter. POST FOR GEB TO FUEL THE HAPPENING

ALL HAIL KEK
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http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/04/160415-sacred-volcano-north-korea-waiting-eruption-science/
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>>71177662
Plasma is, by definition, ionized.

Earth gets hit by solar plasma all the fucking time... the only time you *really* need to worry are the times where we take a direct hit from an extra massive coronal mass ejection because the geomagnetic storms they cause play havoc with satellites and shit.
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>>71177961

Government response to quakes is an important policy issue involving hundreds of millions of dollars in funding and potentially billions in damages.

Yes, widescale destruction of infrastructure is a political issue. Cartoon vaginas are not. Go back to /d/.
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>>71178062
>shitposting this badly
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>>71177805

Probably one of you idiots phoned in a threat to create a "happening".
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>>71178086
Egyptian God of Earthquake is Jeb!

Praise Jeb!
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>>71178062
It's more the fact that you're a kill joy than anything else.
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>>71178062
Since you're a geology fag, care to share any insights on the 'big one' one in California? Is it another meme? I'm in socal...
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>>71178019
Yep and all of them were Navy Seals who died because they hit their head and America couldnt afford helmets. See if they were russian troops they would get the best helmets in the world weighing 1 pound and will stop .50 caliber.
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>>71178086
>egyption God of Earthquakes is Geb
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>>71177481
SAUCE??????????????????
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>>71177291
>mfw never gonna have another great New Madrid quake...

I just wanna shake my rump on the 'sippi.
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Doubles for 7.0 in cali, triples for 9.0 in cali. Quadruples and Yellowstone goes off in spectacular fashion
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>>71178086
>Geb
>Jeb

I'm scared. Memes can't be this powerful.
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>>71177291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exgc-QKA22Q
They sure did knock the house down.
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>>71178135
By Australian standards, yes. But for an amerifat to link together that many semi-coherent sentences is a feat in and of itself.
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>>71177482
>Plasma wave
Come back when it's a CME then we'll talk apocalypse son.
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>>71178086
Is this the wrath of Jeb! ?? Isn't the don going to California soon???
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>>71178217
>Yellowstone
she'll be fine.
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>>71177581

Hopefully it's like that San Andreas movie
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>>71177291
44k people left homeless over night because of the earthquake... this is more serious than I thought - holy shit.
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It is ok guys everything is fine.
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the digits of repeating confirm japan will drown in white foam and all the degenerates on the west coast will fall into the earth and burn
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>>71177291
AWAKEN MY GLORIOUS HELL, THE GATES SHALL OPEN ON THE 19TH THE GODS OF OLD SHALL RETURN AND HUMANITY WILL FINALLY FEEL ITS TRUE FORM!
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Recordatorio que esto es parte del plan del Imperio para la destrucción de los gobiernos progresistas de Izquierda de la región.

Pero no nos engañaran, la revolución vive y la lucha sigue. Hasta la victoria siempre compañeritos.
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2.2 VOLCANIC QUAKE IN HAWAII

MINI QUAKE @ GEYSERS CALIFORNIA

A N O T H E R 2.4 IN ALASKA
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>>71178290
Eqarthquake, etc.
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>>71178217
Momma wants SOME TRIPLES.
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>>71178155
>>71178155
REPEATING INTEGERS WILLS IT. VOTE GEB!
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4.8 IN ECUADOR
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>>71177459
I do not live in earthquake country at all but when I was growing up I had such a strong fear of being swallowed by an earthquake hole
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well looks like it's time for me to retreat to the florida mountains
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>>71178226
>doubting meme magic
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>>71178318
HOLY SHIT ITS NOTHING
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>>71178181

There won't be anything in southern california like we saw in Japan in 2011. Now the cascadia region... I wouldn't live there. The next big one there will be catastrophic... It may not happen in the next 50 years, but theres a decent chance it will and its not worth risking. Every model shows its going to be the worst natural disaster to ever hit here.
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>>71178062

> Assuming the giant quake or volcano doesn't erupt, you have no chance of dying in it

Kinda like how your odds of dying in an Islamic terrorist attack in the US are NOTHING (if you only start counting stats on September 12, 2001)

You must be failing or on the verge of getting fired if you think there's no chance of a quake in the US any time soon. California, Oregon, and Washington consider it such a threat they're spending 380 MILLION on preparedness over the next 5 years. And the USGS pegs the odds at 85% in the next 50 years.

Also, just a heads up, once people graduate from college they don't say they're a "major" in something. They just say what they are.

Go back to studying, finals are coming up and you shouldn't be shitposting if you're doing this badly in your classes.
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i didnt know Ecuador was in japan
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>>71178086
>Egyptian God of Earthquakes is Geb.
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>>71178019
Local Los Angeles news reported that just right now
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>>71177677
Not the same guy but live near La Rotonda. Can play Dota tho.
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>tfw this reminds me of the old Happening threads from old /pol/
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>>71178062
Say words
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>>71178324
It is ok guys everything is fine.
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>>71178328
KEK GUIDES US ONCE AGAIN
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>>71178316
Now this is shitposting.

7/10
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FUG i missed the wiggle
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DEATH TOLL RISES TO 28

HAPPENING!!!!!!
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>>71178318

What is that, like a bowel movement?
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SOLONS REFORMS
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D A Y O F L A V O S

It was an honor shitposting with you all.
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It's fine guys. The odds of more large quakes happening are larger than the odds of getting dubs
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>>71178349
will it be worse than the Tokai earthquake?
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>>71178342
I'm not doubting, I'm scared.

Perhaps this is how Atlantis was sunk. Just saying.
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>>71178397
i stopped playing it, shit's addictive and distracting
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Who here /comfy/?
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>>71178316
Fuera de aquí
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>>71178318
My farts are stronger than that
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Could be this triggered right now?
Pic related.
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So who here is onto tesla and his earthquake machine? 1903 in Alaska first man made Earthquake. 2016 April profit???
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Geologist here, huh. The only advice I have is the best time for an earthquake to hit is immediately following an earthquake.

Do stresses on one side of a plate effect the other side? Your guess is as good as anyone's. All of our models break down around the MOHO and we just don't know.
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>>71178448
>chrono trigger
mein nigger
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>>71178217
It wont be Cali or Yelli... it's gonna be the GREAT CASCADIA QUAKE OF 2016.

Good bye Pacific NW. 8.9 on the FUCK PORTLAND scale.
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>>71177554
Plasma is ionized gas, not necessarily hot.
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>>71178460
The odds of getting dubs are virtually non-existing!
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>>71177291
The fuck are those threads?
we /news/ now?
Even /a/ doesn't give a shit about it, is it /pol/ related? don't think so.
Earthquake is common in japan anyway
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>>71178431
>28 dead
>28 days later movie
>CDC will be destroyed in yellowstone eruption causing an outbreak
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>tfw you will never big earthquake
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>>71178448

>But the future refused to change...

I welcome our end.
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>>71178316
Thank god that fucking commie finally died
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>>71178354

I'm not saying there is no chance of a quake in the US anytime soon. I'm just saying the shit going on now is not a precursor or trigger for anything here. The yellowstone shit is just laughable. Its a hot spot. There has and will always be activity there, just drives me nuts (i do have mild autism i will admit) to see people freaking out about that shit. theres bigger things to worry about --- and yes, islamic terror is an actual threat compared to yellowstone.
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>>71178497
why did you abandon your game you fucking scum
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>>71177928
autism
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>>71178497
fixd
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>>71178497
>vaseline
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>DANGER LEVEL GOD
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>>71177443
you're a fucking clown, that should start studying something else
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>>71178497
>Vaseline

Are you fapping every time you hear a Jackpotu?
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>>71178495
It's only addictive if you are autistic. But can peloteo at Samanes Park anyways.
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>>71178460
Dubs are super rare.
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>>71177817
I think I might go to church.
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PRAISE KEK
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>>71178349
Damn, thanks for the info.
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>>71178497
/Quebec/ reporting in.
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>>71178584
Nice touch with the Vaseline
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>>71177581
Ontario bordering Ipland and Montclair, considering walking to wal-mart any buying some stuff to be honest.
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who gives a shit if it isn't happening in real America it doesn't matter
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>>71178497
You best believe I'm always /comfy/
>I work software in the defense industry
True comfort
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>>71178563
>yfw you realize Obama gave him cancer
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>>71178584

>mac
>put's Vaseline in pic
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>>71178497
>not even master in s6
anon please you suck
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>>71177974

Ooops!

Playing connect the dots before identifying them as dots.
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>>71178460
Yes it is ok. Everything is fine.
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>>71178619


are you sure?
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>>71178647
*Upland
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>>71178318
>2.2
>2.4
Isn't shit like that happening every day?
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>>71178485

will probably be worse because of the layout of the populace here. Japan is actually pretty well protected from tsunamis compared to the pacific northwest.
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>>71178397
>>71178495
Other guy from behind la Rotonda. There is a place to play around here, near a gym.

No, I don't play dota.
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>>71178540
Can you see OP's posting?
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>>71178564
>mild
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>>71178584
>dat Vaseline
You were a Boy Scout?.. Always prepared?
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>>71178019
Fox News announced 45 dead
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>sleepover
hey guys, want to masturbate to lesbian porn, we can fondle each other and suck each others cocks
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>>71177444
>safe

Enjoy drowning when the tsunamis come swampdixie
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>>71178584
>Silver
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/61989762
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>>71178662

>implying

The guy was cancer before he became a jumped up revolutionary.
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>>71178344
ITS A FUCKING SIGN YOU RETARD

ITS BUILDING UP

DONT YOU FUCKS SEE

EVERY FUCKING QUAKES IS 5 DAYS WITHIN EACH OTHER EVERYTHING FROM THE FUCKING 0.5's TO 8.0's LOOK AT THIS PICTURE ALL OF THESE HAPPENED THIS FUCKING WEEK, MOST OF WHICH HAPPENED YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE

IF YOU ARE NOT FUCKING PREPARED YOU FUCKING BETTER START BECAUSE THIS IS IT YOU DENIALS
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>>71178702
Yes. It is ok guys everything is fine.
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>>71178587
stop making me kek and go help clean the streets
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>>71178497
bretty /comfy/
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>>71178731

could be worse.

i'm just trying to calm yalls nerves, no need to get so hateful. if you guys have serious questions, ask away.
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>>71178662
I thought it was from too much Krispy Kreme. didn't he have diabeetus also?

good though
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>>71178653

Earthquakes in Japan cause Tsunamis in the US

2011 japan quake killed 5 people in California.

To be fair, that was Crescent City, which is essentially designed by God to get wrecked by tsunamis, but still, it's a concern for God fearing, beach loving Americans.
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>>71178497
>LoL
>Mac
>Gaming on Mac
>Vaseline
This is bait, right?
>>
Can today be declared Solar Sunday?

Wake up Solar-tan, WAKE UP!
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>>71178719
Shit man I only know Gold's Gym in which is not near of course. Don't really know where that one is.
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>>71178750
I'd like to take your cock in my ass. No homo though, just as bros.
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>>71178540
are you a fucking newfag or something? This was always a Happenings board
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>>71178755
11 graves games
3-8

wannabe silver
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4.8 Ecuador confirmed just now
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>>71177291
Ooh I hope every volcano blows its top and the Oceans all turn into Lakes of Lava.

And I hope the Sun explodes vaporizing everything.

The End.

It's finally over. And it's about time!
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>>71178757
Didn't you hear that Chavez blamed US for giving him cancer by putting shit in his food and using satellites and shit? It's not so crazy when you realize how spoopy the CIA is.
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>>71178805
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>>71177968
Bible predicted plenty of seismic activity during the final days before Armageddon, but I doubt this is it since there are some other prophecies left
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My daughter just peed on me
I'm on Vancouver Island
Happening confirmed
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>>71178584
Also

http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/61989762

I feel a dox could be on ;)
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>>71178584
That hot cocoa looks tasty.
>>
I'm so glad these threads are still going.
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>>71177581
Riverside/OC here. I just want to keep living a comfy life of consumption.
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>>71177817
Except Yellowstone isn't in the ring of fire.
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>>71178802
my neighborhood just started a party nigga
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Lets use meme magic to make the big one happen in California and make Yellowstone erupt.
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>>71178805
>MFW I read that bottle wrong
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>>71178728
no he is filtered
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>>71178899
>>71178755
Beat you to it.
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>>71178813
>Krispy Kreme

too much sugur.
Mr.dounut is better.
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>>71178843
Do you know the Antares school? There is a gym in the other side of the park next to it, in the Fco de Orellana.
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So this be it then. The nature we once believed we controlled will finally wipe us out as we have now come to realise. I'm not ready.
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>>71178922
Fucking Guayacos are all niggers at heart.
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>>71178931
ALL PRAISE KEK. VOTE GEB!
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>>71178869
It is ok. CIA is fine.
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>>71178869

The only crazy thing about it is that he noticed.

http://www.military.com/video/guns/pistols/cias-secret-heart-attack-gun/2555371072001
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>>71178805
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>>71178880
*semetic activity

I think we all know who is behind this.
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>>71178824

I said real america dumbass
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>>71178963
Bastard
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>>71178843
Same anon here.
Got a rare photo from the "Block-On-Head" grill.
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>>71177581
LA here I'm fucking dead
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>>71177695
>Temecula
best I can do for you is this

inside this red square are several freshwater springs coming out of these hills..

I used to love across the Gulch and we fit them with collectors and piped them down then up our hill .. The BLM threw us off a few years ago.. its a Gold Mine Mill site..

There are also some mine drifts and caves nearby across the highway in the hills above the river where you can get away from the solar flare...

That barren hilltop with the road used to have gorgeous big fruit trees; Figs, Peaches of several varieties,nectarines, lemons, almonds , sugar plums and pomegranate but since the BLM threw us off they haven't been watered and as is visible they've all died... \
its about 6 hours north of you Good Luck
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>>71178931

Yellowstone will happen today.

double Sailboats of doom confirm it
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>>71178340
When Yellowstone blows you will live in earthquake country.
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>>71177613
>brown recluse

You mean a nigger?
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>>71178901
replace with whisky and a larger lube pump and that's my desk
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>>71179021
>just block my shit up
>>
Reminder we're due for a geomagnetic reversal any time now.
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>>71177381
Nope. 3 days. PNW gets a 8+ temblor. It will be bad.
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>>71179021
lil' scratch
nothing she cant recover from
>>
>>71179021
poor grill
>>
last 2 digits call the next quake power level
>>
4.8 in Ecuador
>4.8 in Ecuador
4.8 in Ecuador
>4.8 in Ecuador
4.8 in Ecuador
>4.8 in Ecuador
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>>71179027
Is BLM just an agenda 21 front agency?
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>>71178997
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>>71179068
at least it'd be the happening
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>>71179021

Hahaha fucking cunt got what she deserved. Why did she dress like an utter whore?
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>>71178964
Krispy Kreme is the shit. Literally nothing better than a plain glazed kk donut.
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>>71178809
when this Cascadia thing happens, will there be foreshocks/increased activity?
or is it possible that it could happen without warning?
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>>71179021
I'd like to smell her panties 2bh.
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>>71179112
Enjoy your quake
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>>71179126
praise Kek
glory be
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>>71179021
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>>71178564
>humans can have only one focus
>and that focus must be the one that I, and I alone, choose
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>it's not actually happening
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>>71178973
we're just pretty chill
>>
GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
>GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
>GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
>GROUND ACCELERATION INCREASING IN KYUSHU -- EARTHQUAKE POSSIBLE
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>>71177909
>American 'Education'

YOU WOULD BE WALKING BACK TOWARDS THE MUSLIM IN CHIEF
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4.8 IN ECUADOR

JAPAN ACTIVITY IN STREAM
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>>71177581
fml San Francisco fag here.
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>>71179112
Damn
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>>71179177
Like right then? She prolly shit herself, m80
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>>71179021
bretty sad
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>>71178901
it's actually coffee :^)
>>
9.1 will happen in Oregon.

>Digits confirm
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>>71179227
YESS
>YES
YESS
>YESYESS
>YES
YESS
>YES
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>>71179147
you're a subhuman piece of shit
mouthbreather
it's not her fault you can't get laid
>>
>>71179267
>>71179267
>saving thumbnails
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>>71179264
Even better.
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>>71179288
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>>71179177
bruh
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>>71179288
not bad.
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>>71179288
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>>71179288
KEK WILLS IT
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>>71179267
DESU I stared at her blocked ass for like a minute, then I felt bad
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>>71179288
boly sheet goys
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>>71179288
Notlikethis.
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>>71179268
hello gavin
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>>71178033
Lold
>>
Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44t3xc_XDes

tl;dr the 90's
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>>71179288
PRAISE KEK!
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>>71179021
Lol she is dead famama
the guy is watching her ass like it's still hot
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>>71179389
Hi Eric
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>>71179288
R.I.P. Toady
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>>71179363
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>>71177581

Lompoc here please end my suffering
>>
>>71179433>>71179433>>71179433>>71179433>>71179433>>71179433
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>>71179363
Damn
Can add necro to the list
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>>71179288
GLORY TO KEK! DEATH TO THE HIPSTERS!
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>>71179268
>Reddit
>Islam
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>>71177581
my house is built on stilts and on the side of a hill in riverside fml
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>>71179288
HAIL KEK
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>>71179134
seems like it... The guy who held the patents had them ijn good standing since the 1950's

Clinton made that area"Wild and Scenic" so eventually they got around to throwing us off.. they claimed you aren't allowed to live there unless you're mining.. but we were paying the assessment fees and were trying to start the mining operations..

I saw the geo survey for his 164 acres of claims and there was still hundred of millions in gold to be had.. most of it hard rock type which is basically dust inside hard solid rock so its a pain to extract. some pockets were estimated to have 32:1 capacity.. 32 ox gold to one ton of ore..
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>>71177601
Chinas new gold back currency starts the 19th. Oil slingers have no need to be cucked by US anymore. Happening is soon. They need to thin the herd, to extended their existence. Makw the gods happy before they roll the dice.
>>
What are the odds of Washington getting anything
We ring of fire and shiet
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>>71179389
>not knowing the Gavin David meme
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>>71179288
>tfw I live in Oregon
>>
well guys it's been a fun ride, gonna go fap then sleep.... maybe i'll dream of the great KEK tonight
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>>71179147
That is how women in Guayaquil dress like. Since it is like 40 C during from 10:00 to 15:00.

And since they are all whores.
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>>71179363
how old was she? those undies are too lewd
>>
>>71179444
checked for kek the meme lord
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Nightly reminder that Earthquakes are normal and that this isn't god.
>>
WE NEED NEW THREAD GOYS
Why is this thread still not a sticky anyways?
>>
>>71179021
wait, what was she doing walking around in her panties? Or did some hue take them off for luls?
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>>71179288
STOP

THIS IS HOW LEMURIA WAS DESTROYED
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>>71179268
nice laptop
what button you press to akbar explode pc?
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>>71177695
winchester here. I'm afraid, but I'm on a hill so I mean whatever
>>
>>71179288
doubles cancels your doubles

no oregon earthquake
>>
>>71179607
1) Shit's hot in here
2) (Most Likely) All whores
>>
>>71179157

Will likely happen without much warning as small quakes there happen all the time.
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>>71177581
San Diego here, slept all day, don't feel like dying, using my cats as an alarm system
Why are there so many San Diego posters? Everytime there's California posters, there's always a bunch of San Diego posters.

San Diego also attracted George Lincoln Rockwell. Is San Diego the hidden redpill among this degenerate state?
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>>71177444
Best state reporting
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>>71179288
WEW
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>>71179680
Depends on how big I want it
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>>71179727

It's a dress you dips
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>>71179725
>trying to stop the happening
you must be fun at parties
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>>71178869
Thats a fucking stupid way to kill someone
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>>71179607
It's a dress. The skirt is just bunched up around her waist.
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>>71179803
Think you can handle 7 inches?
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>>71179815
i don't go to parties
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>>71177570
のおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお
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>>71179288
Press F to pay respects to Oregon
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>>71178761
So we on the big one or the small one?
>>
>>71179312


Red pill too hard to swallow, mate?

ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

Women, unlike men, aren't citizens, but property. In times of invasion, they exchange hands between the conqueror and the conquered. sluts would gladly hop on a mudslime cock if they were the ones calling the odds. Time and time again this has been proven by History. Women at WW2 were making themselves up and dressing as the battle raged so that they would be spared and taken by the german soldiers rather than killed.
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>>71178912
same place, same feel bro
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MY DICK IS ROCK FUCKING SOLID

PRAISE KEK THE END IS NIGH!

REPENT FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEE
>>
It's not happening
>>
Jeez. I'm glad I live in Hawaii, I don't have to deal with this shit
>>
>>71180123
lol
>>
>>71180064

> Oy vey, women are worthless!
> Don't even try to teach them useful skills, just tell them to get fucked and have a baby and ask hubby to buy them shoes!
> Pay no attention to the huge economic advances nations with educated working women have gone through, clearly the answer is cutting your household income in half and keeping half your population retarded and easy to manipulate for votes
>>
>>71180123
How is living in Hawaii? I heard internet speeds are shit in Hawaii and stuff like milk is expensive.

Is seafood cheap at least? I could put up with expensive grocery products like milk if seafood was at least cheap or is a comfortable life in Hawaii only affordable to relatively wealthy people?
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>>71180064
It's a dress you knuckle dragging cave ape

>advice on women from the idiot who can't thinks she was walking around in her underwear because ... hot.... women =whore....
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>>71178497
I want to sit on your lap and squeeze you tight. It's the only way to get comfy
>>
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God I hope one the big ones hit this fucking city so all brownies die in their slums and badly constructed houses
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>Yosemite
>semite
>>
>>71179288
CHECKED AND CONFIRMED
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>>71177687
had a roommate from brentwood. told me antioch was full of bro trash.
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>>71177581
>tfw San Fagcisco
I pray that the big wave comes and wipes this city away.

No ragrets
>>
>>71177693

>Asuka's gums

Why am I so aroused? 10/10 would masturbate to her in a coma
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