7.8+ HITS ECUADOR AT MODERATELY SHALLOW LEVEL
AFTERSHOCKS INCOMING, 5.4+
also
JACKPOTS BACK IN JAPAN FOLLOWING ECUADOR ALSO CALIFORNIA IS ACTING UP
TSUNAMI WARNING ISSUED
ALASKA BEING POUNDED BY 2-3.0s NEARLY EVERY 30 MINUTES
VOLCANOES ERUPTING EVERYWHERE
>7.3 earthquake hits Southern Japan, starting the ring of fire
>Some are Speculating that withing the next 48 Hours even more, bigger quakes could hit. AND IT ALREADY HAS BEGUN
Livestream 1 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
Livestream 2 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M
chat : https://instasync.com/r/happeningroom
>Happening Maps:
http://www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/
http://earthquakes.volcanodiscovery.com/
http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
http://www.japanquakemap.com/
http://ptwc.weather.gov/?region=1
>California Watch:
http://projects.eri.ucsb.edu/scec/webquakes
http://abc7.com/live/23343/
DONT PLAY WITH MAGIC
>>>/wsg/1460594786021
>>71174986
OP can you add this to your copy/paste, or at least under a tinfoil section until someone tells us why there is nothing weird on those pics?
http://pastebin.com/40Qe9gP9
>>71174986
you should update it with a list of vulcanos erupting right now
>>71174986
IM GONNA CUMMMM
IM GONNA CUMMM!!!
who /nothing to see here going to bed/ here?
Its going to be okay
right?
>>71175049
opps
>>/wsg/1460594786021.webm
What's awakening from the Earth?
>>71175051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rFQZcADyY4
New info about the photo with the dead girl.
She was in one of our shopping malls and a chunk of concrete fell on her head. Rip in pieces.
>you're alive to witness the destruction of cuckfornia
HAPPENING SLEEPOVER
>KEK WILLS IT
>>71174986
Anyone in Cornwall that felt that Earthquake?
It was only a 3.6, but that's very rare for England
ITS ALL OVER
KILL YOURSELF BEFORE IT GETS YOU
Should I go to the bar for a bit? I don't carry a cell, so I can't follow.
I want to watch some hockey.
>tfw live above fault line with history of large earthquakes
THE CHILE RING IS ACTIVATING
>>71175111
CHECKED
>>71175088
THIRD TIME IS A CHARM
>>>/wsg/1460594786021.webm
>>71175089
mb joos >>71175051
>>71175107
damn
if doubles then big one in 30 minutes
MAY WE RECEIVE KEK'S BOUNTY
PRAISE KEK
kek
>>71175088
Just post the fucking URL, for Kek's sake.
>>71175078
It's just shaking grounds at shitholes none of us live at. Go to sleep.
>>71175164
IF GETS THE WORLD END THIS YEAR
>>71175147
U R fail.
>>71174986
I live in Guayaquil (actually quite away from Esmeraldas where it hit), almost died to some windows falling down and I saw a lot cars just completely crushed by stone.
Please no aftershocks or an earthquake that hits closer.
The ride will never end
>>71175078
>yfw you miss the end of the world
JACKPOT IN JAPAN
4.0
>>71175200
goodbye everyone
JACKPOTTO?
post yfw yellowstone turns mega volcano
>>71175136
Thanks senpai
>>71175089
Cthulhu is pissed
>>71174986
Some of you are alright... Don't go to earth tomorrow...
JACKPOT
>>71175234
UPGRADED TO 4.3
>>71175218
Stay safe bro.
jack pot in JAPAN
JACK POT IN JAPAN
JACK POT IN JAPAN
4.3
>>71175218
Do you live in the centre?
>>71175243
You wont be laughing when they hip us to your country.
We will make the muslin immigrants look like children
Hope you like to party friend
JACKPOT
A
C
K
P
O
T
goddamn ive been edging for hours now where is the proper happening! I JUST WANT A GOOD NUT
>>71175147
Here's a tip, link to the post next time not the fucking file.
>>71175078
Shut up Earthquake.
> Mfw when Australia made a new meme.
>>71175259
>>71174986
4.3 just now
>>71175257
>Cthulhu
Heretic.
PRAISE KEK!
Please NZ volcanoes blow up and kill the sheepfuckers
>>71175147
link the fucking post assbrains
>>71175131
>If we take in 4 million Kiwis as refugees that's 160 years worth of refugees.
>wanting bad things to happen to japan, land of the uncucked
shame on you anons
>>71175218
shit nigga stay safe
>>71175355
>?
>>71175200
>mfw people ignore the world ending gets
On a scale of jerk off to grab the bugout bag and get out, where should I be oh wise /pol/?
>>71175309
Yes, I live like 2 streets away from Parque Centenario, as center as you can get pretty much.
I went out to buy some KFC and then it hit, was pretty scared since it was my first big earthquake.
>>71175200
I enjoyed shitposting with all of you. It has been an honor
>>71175394
:^)
HOLYYY SHIIIIT
IS IT HAPPENING, /POL/????
IS YOSEMITE READY TO ERUPT?
It's baal man
Fuck this shit beginning to think their is some kind of earthquake device
>>71175390
This
Auckland is built on top of 50+ volcanoes, Wellington is on top of a fault line, and the super volcano in between the two (Lake Taupo) can clear out the rest of the island
>tfw south island survives
>>71175243
>>71175200
need quads for that
8.8 survivor here, eat dicks people
FINE FUCK YOU ALL
I WARNED YOU
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460594786021.webm
>>71175394
Guayaquil here.
That guy is kill.
>>71174986
Who /comfyeastcoastfag/ watching /justfuckmyshitupringoffirefags/ here?
>Those fucking sounds on the Japanese stream
>>71175434
Detroit.
>>71175504
lotta attitude for a fucking state, texas
we fought the good fight /pol/ but earth just wasn't having none of human's shit (certainly not india's)
who knows, maybe some jews will be taken down with us
>>71175504
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP CHILE
WE KNOW YOU LIVE IN A SISMIC SHITHOLE
Kek cares not of our blue balls. He won't make it happen. No part of calibornia will slide into the ocean.
>>71175051
Underrated post
>>71175490
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS WHAT THEY WERE WARNING US ABOUT
>MAY DAY
>MAY DAY
>MAY DAY
GET FUCKING READY BOYS
>>71175450
Alborada 10 here. There is a faggot from Sauces VIII on the thread too.
Peloteo when?
>>71175200
It's been fun
See ya space cowboys
It's been a privilege being in your company
Post WEBMs of the happening !!
wait what the fuck
is it actually happening?
were you retards actually right or is the OP just overhyped?
>>71175219
Check the dates on that volcano one.
This is a whole pile of bullshit. It needs a filter.
>>71175394
>tfw I forget this isn't just a /pol/ meme
>There are real people with 'wife's son's
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE "DEAD GIRL DOWN ESCALATOR" PICTURE PLS GODDAMIT!!!
>tfw the Big One actually hits the west coast of the US
>15% of all global communications are permanently damaged, 25% of all internet servers collapse
>Hundreds of thousands of human lives are lost
>You were sitting here in /pol/ watching it all
>>71175200
Well, fuck.
>>71175627
Its been an honor hating your shitty shitposting skills when eating a hamburger.
Anyone have any fun earthquake videos
>>71175542
Detroit is going to be ground zero for nigs going full NOGG. Do I want to risk being around hardnigged niggernogs?
>>71175641
First Japan, now Ecuador, and a volcano might be erupting, if this continues, you'll know it's happening for real
>>71175671
Earthquake killed her somehow. Maybe fell down the escalator. That's it.
JAPPENINGJ
JAPPENING
JAPPENINGA
JAPPENING
JAPPENINGP
JAPPENING
JAPPENING P
JAPPENING
JAPPENINGE
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JAPPENING N
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>>71175707
There are a dozen volcanoes erupting. This is not unusual.
>>71175171
did you fuck her?
ALSO REMINDER THAT A HUGE FUCKING PLASMA WAVE IS HITTING ON MONDAY AROUND 4PM EST
>>71175509
You don't even need to do that, you were doing it right you just use the board + post number but for some reason you had .webm at the end. Basically you're retarded.
>>71175707
Two volcanoes erupting, one in Chile one in Mexico.
>>71175693
hey whoa my dick can only get so hard
>We're gonna be invaded by kaijus soon
Will you get in the robot to fight them?
>>71174986
WAIT NO.. could this all be happening because of planet x or nibiru or w/e its called.
>>71175641
Well if they'd learn to not make livestreams with moonrunes and plinko soundboards maybe we'd get somewhere but no they have to be dicks about their natural disaster
>>71175200
if singles then the world will not end this year
>>71175671
I already did, Paraguay: >>71175107
Why did your remove the pinneaple on your flag?
>>71175671
Concrete fell on her head most likely, a lot of concrete and broken windows are on the streets of Guayaquil, very easy for someone to die desu especially somewhere closer to Esmeraldas.
>>71175127
Nice jaw symmetry
>>71175243
>>71175699
https://youtu.be/jBdvvXyS-r4
>>71175791
Not even close
This reminds of the stock market happening on /b/, it was fine the next day. You niggers think you are witnessing the end of the world or some shit.
Well, I'm off to the bar for a bit.
Gonna try to work up the courage to ask the cute, single bartender out for coffee.
See you in a few threads when she says NO! to my ugly gob.
>>71175693
>mfw this is what i was doing before everyone died
>>71175767
>not Angels
goodnight korea ;_;7
>>71175779
HOLY SH IT
WE'VE CRACKED THE CODE
>http://hosted2.ap.org/CBImages/?media=photo&contentId=29797b64625b3e13960f6a706700ad60&fmt=jpg&Role=Preview&reldt=2016-04-16T14:15:19GMT&authToken=eNoFwrENwCAMBMCJLD02fuOCYSAhEl3KFAwf3Z31dZonvTSUCkBpeq7dNSNjsgrVp9gqJkk8whFgAOMmzn67u7essPwBy9USsw%3D%3D
it was an honor boys
I always grab my dick when an earthquake happened.
Then,my hand automatically strokes dick.
I feel as if I have sex with the earth.
The fear fades away.
>>71175587
Chile EarthQUAKE Masterrace REPORTING IN!. YOU WILL ALL DIE!!.
>>71175757
Also aso in japan
>>71175791
You fucking LEAF
DUBS OVERRIDE
>>71175504
donde
>>71175779
Yes.THIS sheep
>>71175843
Make her smile and laugh right before you ask.
>>71175779
no see >>71175051
anyway im off, someone share the pastebin if you want, or keep posting in next threads until someone with an explanation comes
>>71175872
fuck what is this autistic post
>>71175817
She died in Village Plaza.
>>71175779
>>71175755
its that what i did here?>>71175049
I thought there was a way without the whole link
>>71175200
kek willing
Is this formation normal? It seems really out of place and is even more brutal than the cyclone in East Madagascar.
Anyone knows anything about this?
Now we get to have a comfy stock market thread on Monday.
>>71175909
conce
>>71175628
Not a webm because for some reason the webm version that's not made for ants won't open
But if you squint REALLY REALLY HARD you can see sophie the dog feeling a 7.2 before it starts fucking the office up
To the dude in Mammoth lakes whose animals got all funky: They can feel the first round of pressure waves, before the more destructive shaking waves (which travel slower) reach you. This is also how early warning systems work, basically the internet is faster than the earthquake so you can call ahead and tell them it's coming.
>>71175693
>/pol/ is killed by the earthquake
>>71175750
it's not?
do lots of volcanoes always erupt?
>>71175754
>4:00 PM EST
>12:00 AM GMT
>the beginning of all this occult nonsense.
Fuuucckk. It's really the end, isn't it?
>>71175051
bump! repost in new bread OP
>>71175979
I see costanza in that picture, the memes are real.
TSUNAMI CONFIRMED
>TSUNAMI CONFIRMED
TSUNAMI CONFIRMED
>TSUNAMI CONFIRMED
TSUNAMI CONFIRMED
>TSUNAMI CONFIRMED
TSUNAMI CONFIRMED
>TSUNAMI CONFIRMED
ECUADOR AND COLOMBIA BTFO
ECUADOR AND COLOMBIA BTFO
ECUADOR AND COLOMBIA BTFO
>>71175898
stop trying. your meme magic is no match for mine
You faggots made 23 threads about a fucking earthquake? How many people died? 1?
The new janitor sucks
>>71175979
OH SHIETT IDS HABBENDING!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!
> 2 big earthquake., 1 tsunami and 1 volcano eruption in mah body
> people lose is mind just 4 a little quake
Chilean master race reporting, i just have two word for all of you: Die Faggots
let's dance nigg!!!
>>71176012
Ese es mi perrito, aguante tomé!!!
>>71175920
I always do and she always comments on my muscle gainz. Finally warm enough to wear a short sleeve shirt thin enough for my pecs to stick out.
I just wish I had a good looking face.
just got an email that my fleshlight has shipped
tonight's not so bad after all
>>71175853
Kek
( . .)
Rip :(
>>71175932
Time to take a taxi kek.
>>71176021
There's always something erupting somewhere, but if it's linked to the tectonic activity we're seeing with these earthquakes it means something
>>71176036
holy fuck cant unsee
>>71176058
>he wasn't invited to the sleepover
>>71176043
Ecuador here, can confirm.
Posting from 5 mts under the sea.
>>71175218
Stay safe guayaco
>>71175852
>Bracing for Third Impact!
>Mfw the happening is actually the global elites carrying out the Human Instrumentality Project
>Mfw I'm drinking Tang and we are all gonna get Tang'd
>>71176058
40+ in japan so far, unknown in ecuador
>>71176058
Some experts or whatever says that the recent events are linked. That's probably why people are hyped up.
>>71176043
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-17/ecuador-earthquake-7.8-magnitude/7332852
OH FUCK HE AINT KIDDING
>>71176087
Buena loco, octava region shitposting is rial
>>71175493
>tfw south island survives
You know that some of the biggest volcanic eruptions have happened in Lake Taupo aye?
It would destroy more than the South Island if it really went bust.
>>71176100
Buy her drinks. Women care not for looks once they pass high school. It's all about resources. Talk about your amazing job and how successful you are (be humble, but still).
>>71175089
Kek rising.
IF GET, THE END OF THE WORLD IS CONFIRMED FOR NEAR
>>71175843
Good luck.
>>71176043
Will Sweden take me as a refugee? I want to enrich some blonde qts
> Tsunamis are not expected outside of Ecuador
http://www.tsunami.gov/product.php?id=TSUPAC.20160417.0201.004
career geologist here guys, all my models at work indicated a 9+ in california for tonight so I ran away to Quebec the safest place in north america for earthqaukes... Some of you guys are alright, dont stay in california tonight
>>71176152
>SCREAMS GEOMETRICALLY
>>71176036
holy shit
LIVESTREAM
https://www.periscope.tv/Majose593/1zqKVDwzvgmJB
https://www.periscope.tv/Majose593/1zqKVDwzvgmJB
https://www.periscope.tv/Majose593/1zqKVDwzvgmJB
or
https://www.periscope.tv/albofjvarela/1RDGlpXkjdRGL
>>71176152
at least we might get to see some giant titties
>>71176013
this seriously has me worried.. my dogs name is sophie..
>>71176249
Leaf detected
>>71176154
>Some experts or whatever
>>71175963
you were posting the filename, you should have posted >>>/wsg/ then the post #
>>71176188
She doesn't drink on duty. She also knows I'm a poor writer living of my syndication checks.
>>71176206
Thanks. I won't end up doing it, knowing me.
Also
RUSSIA ATTACKED AN AMERICAN RECON PLANE.
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/russian-jet-threatened-u-s-recon-aircraft/
>>71176156
hail CHILE
>>71176230
>be brown latino
>let beard grow
>go to Germany/Sweden
>yell "ALLAHU AKBAR FICKI FICKI GIBS ME MONEY"
>get white pussy
>get money
You're welcome.
>>71176304
>Take me to my Yui
>>71176249
Chilean Survivor Masterrace here: You will be BTFO this life, everywhere, hold your close-ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z8-8HVfhyk
VIDEO UP
>>71176155
>>71176043
Shit guys, I live in Guayaquil and don't know what to do, can I stay comfy in my apartment or what?
I live in a very big House (15 floors) with me living on 4th floor.
I shouldn't be scared about Tsunami right?
I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE
pls pls let the world end
Is the BC coast okay?
I live in a valley between two very high mountain ranges. I'm not concerned about flooding. Just curious for others sake.
Hahahahaha
2.1 at volcano, hawaii
>>71176230
Second
I will lie about my nationality.
IDS HABBENING!!!!
Reports of an old river system linked to volcanic activity near yellowstone!!! River is boiling!!! suplhur killing fish!!! bad smells!!
>>71176345
>Latino
>beard
>>71175107
repost pic pls
ANOTHER MINI QUAKE IN GEYSERS CALI
2.3 QUAKE IN ALASKA AGAIN
FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>71176322
Yeah I'm drunk and didn't bother reading the names of the people claiming it to be linked.
They were professionals however.
>>71176327
ahhh thanks anon
>>>/wsg/1035037
>>71176423
JAJAJAJA EL ECUATORI-ANO
>>71176443
that was me... sorry
>>71176440
Sweden is pretty retarded. They might actually believe you're syrian if you're persistant.
>>71176468
Here >>71175171
>>71175089
These dubs
>>71176443
>Australia
Us Canadians never stood a chance with this level of shitposting.
>>71176492
which site are you using
If sequential digits the anglos were behind it all
>>71176506
>el intelectual mexicANO
>>71176443
i love that movie
>>71176600
i knew it
>>71176405
go camping for a few days.
>>71176331
Cascadia is the only chance for Russia / China to actually invade the US mainland. Deploy tactical high altitude nukes to take out the communication grid in the immediate confusion and destruction, than rush 250,000 troops to the devastated area and take the coast along Alaska, BC, and PNW. After securing the bullwork, push east to the cascades and south through California to meet a secondary force coming up through (already in cahoots) Mexico.
At best, the US can nuke the west coast and lose it. At worse, they arrive as "saviors" and the US forces never make an attempt to cross the continental divide.
16 dead so far according to the VP
>>71176567
first stream THEY REPORT ALL QUAKES AND VOLCANOES
HAWAII IS ON THERE NOW
>>71176610
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2016/04/boiling-river-near-yellowstone-national-park-heats-worries/
>>71176600
ETERNAL
>>71176423
damn... RIP
Commiefornia here, how fucked am I?
>>71176600
Jesus Christ
>>71176423
Hello My /Comfy/ Friend
who /safe/ here?
if GET then pic related
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo
>>71176692
completely RIP in piecies
>>71176443
I only farted. My bad.
>>71176600
the eternal anglo strikes again
>>71175754
Explain to me how this works. Plasma is simply super-heated matter, right? How is it that the vacuum of space doesn't cool it down before it reaches earth?
>>71176600
BEADY
E
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Y
>>71176692
Yes
>>71176492
Geysers is the most active seismic location in the world, it's a geothermal power plant that produces half of San Francisco's electricity.
Essentially fracking but with sewage and over a well known hot spot.
>>71176730
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2016/04/boiling-river-near-yellowstone-national-park-heats-worries/
>>71176600
oh fuck
>>71175200
It was an honor to shitpost by your side guys. Im going down fighting. Hail Trump
>>71175779
Yep. Southern hemisphere approach. It's comin in hot, gang.
Yellowstone soon to be Yellowlava kekekeke.
>>71176600
BEADY
>>71176692
Hold on until you give the delegates to Trump, m8. Then proceed to drown in the Pacific.
>>71176724
RIP Zyklon Ben
>>71176648
oh fuck...
>tfw that scene where the grandma jumps in the boiling hot lake and saves everyone but her legs melt off and she dies
>>71176610
what was that? dante's peak?
>mfw realize collective consciousness is real
kek will destroy the roads
What the hell is that white foam in Japan being created AFTER the earthquake? Never seen that before.
>>71176724
This is what rat voters deserve.
>>71175832
did he died?
>>71175754
Fuuuuuuuuuuu
>>71176724
indianafag reporting in
gonna sit back with some popcorn and watch the ash niggers suffocate
>>71176724
>2nd ash zone
How fucked am I?
>>71176726
LEARN TO SWIM
>>71176423
shit just got real, RIP
>>71176852
its kek cum
>>71176852
just me busting a fat nut, don't worry
>>71176852
Godzilla's Smegma.
>>71176724
>I'm literally on the very edge of the secondary ash zone, maybe 30 miles outside of it.
Would secondary ash people be immediately fucked or would most survive? I know primary ash would kill almost all.
>>71176852
>Mfw Neon Genesis Evangelion is happening
>>71176846
Dante's peak
Bond and John Connor's mom
Awesome movie
