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Which country is the greatest ally of your country?
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mine is United States of Fucking America!!! (and we are theirs)
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>tfw you have no greatest ally anymore
>tfw all of you previous greatest ally stop caring about you decades ago
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>>71149923

Can confirm.

Israel has only blown up one of our surface ships.

That's less than any other of our allies!
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We don't have allies :(
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>>71150178
W-we still care about you :'(
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Pls respond nippon.

This time without italy.
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>>71150314

No we don't
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Hungary. Friends of Germans (and Austrians) since the Renaissance
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>>71149923
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>>71150444
This time with me.
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>>71149923

Portugal of course.
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at this point probably canada
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Holland

We've been war buddies 1665
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>>71149923
Dont take this the wrong way Schlomo, but aren't we your only ally?
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Isn't friendship supposed to be a two-way street?

What has Israel done for the US? Every time I ask some stupid jew talks about curing polio
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The Netherlands has officially no ally anymore now that Germany went full retard.

OK. Maybe Flanders can join us, but thats it. We're all alone.
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>>71150556
Shut up and get back to mining.
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>>71150761
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>>71150694
you sounds like my stupid ex-gf
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>>71150178
You still have Mali
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>>71150556
Not after what happened in the thirty years war.
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>>71150178

We still care about you a bit.
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>>71149923
USA and Israel.
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>>71149923
Nope. Sorry Moishe, but there's no reciprocation here, so I don't think we can really call you an ally of any kind.

France is our real greatest ally and we should be helping them remove kebab.
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we dont need allies we just need the anglosphere...maybe the dutch also we like them clog niggers.
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>>71151242
>greatest ally
>did fuck all in WW1
>and in WW2
it's fucking nothing
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Canada and France have been with us since the start even though some of them hate us.
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>>71150314
>implying the U.S. gives a shit about any country except Israel and itself
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I dont think we had greatest ally.
Sweden was just a oppressor and a ruler.
Russia was nice enough to give us somewhat of a independence during 1800s and Lenin gave us actual independence but then it all went to hell after commies came in.
Winter War allies were few and far between and even then just handfull of people.
Nazi Germany was ally due to just sharing a same goal but that did not last long.
Then we were close buddies with Sovjet Union economically but mind was in west.

Maybe Eesti due to them being basically Finns that talk bit funny. Hungary is like a distant cousin.
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>>71151222
>>71150444
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No one
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>>71152129
I will check mate you, if I don't get to join.
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>>71151480
THIS
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>>71150444
Glorious nippon still not here :^(
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Serbia
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>>71149923
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literally this
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>>71149923
France and uk (Fuck isfake)
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>>71149923

JOO IN THE LOO
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>>71152240
We must ask nippon about this.

>>71152404
Our honorary aryan friends will respond. I'm sure.
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>>71152518
>France and uk
Fuck France, only dad gets to be our ally
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>>71149923
I fuggin love our hashbrown bondage
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>>71152575
You can be our ally, but only after you nuke Pakistan
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>>71152666
checked, also, is Germany relevant anymore?? Could you guys even beat Turkey in a war?
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>>71152518
Why would mossad agents ride around in a truck that depicts the 9/11 attacks? thats not low profile and sounds like total bs
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Estonia. Both Russians and Swedes are cancer.
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>>71152770
In his country, war is considered a highly racist act. If they have a problem with a people they simply replace themselves with these people via mass immigration
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>>71150556
kek
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Japan is our greatest ally.

We love anime.
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>>71150314
No we don't. The only European nation the US sort of cares about is the UK.
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big dicked pepe is necessary
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>>71152770
We basically rule the EU.
Turkey wouldn't stand a chance.
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>>71149923
>tfw no irrelevant to have allies
:(
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>>71152905
how big is your armey?? do your planes evne fly?
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>>71150694

> what has Israel done for the US?

A lot actually. If you served in the military or government or did a simple Google search, you would understand that Israel is one of our closest allies on the planet.

In fact, we use some of their technology on our aircraft and Tanks.
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>>71151712
We sunk your fleet for you in WW2, don't forget that! :^)
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>>71152927
The Wall is the only ally you will ever need.
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>>71152899
Do you think pepe looks tasty? Have you ever fantasized about consuming pepe's legs, perhaps with a side of snail?
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>>71150225
Stop posting this webm you faggot, it means nothing.
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w-what if i don't want to be?
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>>71152927
We'll be your ally once you pay for the wall between our countries. Nothing brings countries together like a wall.
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>>71153045
>eating frogs

what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>71152669 but our mum
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>>71153091
Don't be anti-Semitic, goy
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>>71152897
It's more of a father shaking his head as he watches his no good son get into trouble but still helps him recover from the consequences afterwards without a single word of thanks.
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>>71153159

You're French. You eat all sorts of weird gross shit.
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>>71152666
Seriously. How many triple bots have you bought for this thread?
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>>71152897
But that's completely incorrect.
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>>71151712
Stop the meme, they did shit in WW1, Their army might be useless, but they had boots on the ground, and their blockade crippled Germany, lead to escalation of submarine warfare, and that pulled US into the war (or at least gave them the official reason to do so)
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>>71153218
frogs, snails and seafood is fucking nasty imo desu senpai

only degenerates, hipsters and pretentious aristocrats eat that shit
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>>71153186
That's your perspective, but outside of the sperglords on /pol/, no one thinks about Europeans ever and on the rare occasion that our news reports on a situation happening in Europe (like the migrant crisis), UK is the first nation that comes to mind. Outside of that, burgers don't think about you guys ever unless they're wanting to vacation somewhere.
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>>71149923
America and Japan
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>>71153329
Wait, the U.S. did something in WW1?
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>>71150225
fuck off, this is the 4th time i've seen you post this webm
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>>71149923
I honestly don't know...
Probably none
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>>71153360

>pretentious French aristocrats

That's hilarious since Artiocrats and Knights used to be very popular in France.

I wish you and England would go back to fighting each other with swords and bows.
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>>71153172
France isn't our mom, they were just a delinquent friend we hung out with to rebel against dad
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>pic related
unless it's better for us to side with china
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>>71153313
If we're talking about our government, I highly doubt they care about you at all. You're nothing more than a military base to them that imports our products.

Keep in mind that Americans as a whole are starting to think negatively of NATO. Trump's message is resonating with a lot of people.
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>>71153369
>Migrant crisis.
>UK.
OK I believe that you don't have a clue what you are talking about.
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>>71153455
I wish we were at war with anyone, really
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>>71153385
Brought enough man to the front to make Germany surrender, thats pretty much it.
And forcing Provisional Government to stay in the war made Bolshevik revolution possible.
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>>71153509
No, Americans as a whole don't have a clue about Europeans. That's my point, you brain dead moron.
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Sweden, even though they are dicks to us sometimes especially on pol.
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>>71149923
kek,
daily reminder wall street lend huge money to Adolf
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>>71153369
Why do you assume everyone thinks about you?
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>>71153503
Don't side with the commies, the anglosphere must stay together, forever
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>>71149923
How does the average Israeli feel about the U.S.?
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>>71153581
Oh cool.
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>>71150225
What the fuck are we then?
>>71149923
Greatest (usa) ally
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>>71153582
Thanks for uselessly repeating your opinion after being agreed with.
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>>71153629

Because the United States is the most relevant nation on the planet.
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>>71153629
Because I see your shitty European leftists sperging out about Trump on Faceberg Fox News and CNN feeds. You'll never see Americans debating about European politics ever.

I bet 95 out of 100 Americans couldn't even name the UK's prime minister because we just don't care.
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>>71153360
Go fuck yourself nasty bourgeois.
Frog and snails kick ass you ignorant Paris cunt
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>>71153639

Have you ever been to Israel? They have a major hard on for Americans. I was in Tel Aviv on a cross training operation and fucked like 3 IDF chicks.

They love American goyim penis. Especially if you're in the Military
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>>71149923
My country's greatest ally is Somalia
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>>71153588
Sweden Yes meme is literally made by finns.
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>tfw your country is allied with Saudi Arabia
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>>71153768

SPOTTRD THE ARISTOCRAT!
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>>71153768
>vivre à Paris

putain non
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>>71153805
I thought it was China.
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>>71153839

Not for long with these 9/11 papers about to come out.
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>>71153768
gross
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Estonia greatest ally
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>>71153839
Your country is THE ally of saudi arabia.
They work hand in hand since decades.
>tfw some retard think america is based
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>>71153639
From what I've gathered from JOOZ that visited there, they don't really care much about Americans at all outside of republicans = BEST GOYIM and democrats = BAD GOYIM!
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>>71150178
We officially intervened in Syria primarily as a statement of solidarity with you. Same with Libya, IIRC.

I was personally pretty damn mad after the Paris attacks.
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>>71154013

America is the most based country on the planet. We've killed more Muslims and niggers than any other fucking nation.
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>>71151712
your government turned into a bunch of nazi wankers over night and helped kill jews.

I maintain to this day that the French should have been treated as an axis power in ww2.
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>>71153882
you re in english speaking board speak english retard.
where are you from in France
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>>71154013
At least we kill more muzzies than we import
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For now
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>>71154132
Bergerac

I live in Bordeaux now.
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>>71153690
I never see you guys on the news. Aside from paying us to send troops over, how are you guys relevant to us?
>>71153761
We talk more about Russia than we talk about you? I feel like I'm missing something out here. The only time the U.S. is mentioned on the news is when there's a school shooting.
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>>71154028
>republicans = BEST GOYIM and democrats = BAD GOYIM!
>Democrats
>Goyim
>who is Bernie Sanders
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>>71154013

We also wiped out the Native Savages by 98%.

You're welcome world.
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We have no allies.

Our alleged 'special relationship' with America involves them cucking us to their bidding.

I've stopped caring anyway; the Empire is dead, and so is Britain. I'm hedging my bets with Nippon.
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>>71150651
>>71150909

You become allies with equals Norway and for the moment we are far more fucked than you.
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>>71154092
You created terror with the "war on terror". You bring "democracy" and death. It would not be required to kill that many radicalized terrorists if you attack Saudi Arabia instead of secular dictatorships.

Israel > US
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>>71153953
>no food culture
>only reason to live are burgers and fries
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Norway!
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>>71154300

> I never see you guys on the news

You care about us so much that you cucks started a petition to keep Trump out and it went all the way to your Parliament.

All you people do is think about us.
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>>71154300
>how are you guys relevant to us?
We're your country's son, and your ally in the anglosphere.
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>>71153678
You look better when you have a retard standing beside you..
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>>71154300
You actually report on our school shootings over there? What a bunch of dick riders. I can't believe you guys actually care that much.

Top kek. Our news only reports on European happenings if a terrorist attack occurs and only for one day.
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>>71154399

> you created an ideology that has existed for 1400 years

Hahaha! That's awesome. I was unaware that Muhammad was an American.
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>>71151526

With current immigration streams that's complete and utter fucking bullshit.
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>>71154449
international bernie fans are retarded.
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>>71154409
You've clearly never had a good burger
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>>71149923
You are an alright Jew, stop giving our politicians duel citizenship though
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>>71154449
This.

This is how pathetic and America obsessed UKucks are. That debate was the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen and it made UKuck look so irrelevant.
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>>71149923
Portugal, US and India
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>>71149923
Germany. Two times war buddies and Hitler brokered land and population swaps with Romania that worked out fine for all parties involved.
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>>71154594
>India
>being allies with poo
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>>71154234
You seem like you never ate frogs, fake french.
Its taste is fucking sweet.
Enjoy your ignorance and low taste
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Sweden because we are both neutral and in case of war we will have military cooperation.
Eesti because the brave Estonians fought our wars.
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>>71154476
You seem awfully upset for someone who doesn't care.
>>71154449
Heh, I remember that. Had a good laugh over that in the pub.
>>71154456
By that logic, you're no different than Australia, New Zealand and other places I can't remember.
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>>71154631
they integrate well here and are far better than moslems
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>>71154686
I did, once. Fucking hated it

tous les goûts sont dans la nature, faggot
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Can someone tell me what countries are allied with India?
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Also Japan for soulmate reasons
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>>71154594
US and India don't give a fuck about us. Don't know about Poortugal

I'd say Canada, Australia and NZ are our only true allies any more
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>>71154184
The only reason you dont have them is because your country is too far away from theirs.
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>>71153639
We love America, but we don't like your current government.
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>tfw no allies
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>>71154771

Toiletland.
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>>71154698
>You seem awfully upset for someone who doesn't care.

You're one of our colonies getting uppity. Go create another petition crying about Trump's mean words against Muslims, UKuck.
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>>71154787
Would have said India, until they mugged us off with the steelworks.
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>>71154806

That and America is easliy one of the most Xenophobic countries on the planet.
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>>71154825
>tfw no white people either
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>>71154835
kek, my fucken sides
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>>71154771
Israel.
we make lot of weapons deals and collaborations.
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>>71154872
>one of our colonies
What happened to Monroe Doctrine?
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>>71154881
>tfw UKIP will never have any real power
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>>71154872
Wait, you guys don't take that petition seriously do you? Trumps just a joke over here.
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>>71150444
Fuck off. Japans our bitch now. Find your own.
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>>71149923
pls stop mocking us
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I wish i knew.
I guess politically it would be Hungary these days
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>>71150178
Say thanks to degaulle
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>>71152905
lel if i were you i wouldn't be sure since half of your population is turk m8.
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>>71154787
We still have a special relationship with US and our people generally like each other, except on /pol/
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>>71154981

You guys actually cared enough about Trump's "micro aggressions against Muslims" or some nonsense that you created a petition that reached nearly one million signatures. That's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

Also, you have literal SJWs and Muslims in your parliament dictating the law of the land. You make Germany look like Iran as far as being a cuckold is concerned.
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>>71154942
Yeah, I know Israel is allied with India, but apart from that?
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>>71154754
Tu as simplement envie de te démarquer, faggot.
Ou alors celui ou celle qui les a cuisinées really sucked at it.
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>>71155149

Fucking Savage.

The sad part is its also true.
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>>71155034
Hungary are our eternal bros,
but we have no allies.
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>>71154977

>KUQ
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>>71149923
North Dutch brothers and German nephews ofcourse
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Keep in mind, and ally is a country that will come to your defence if you're under attack.

Keep that in mind when picking.
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>>71152518
>bribes and harassed rap artists then kills them
You lost me there.
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>>71149923
>Be Russia
>Have Ukraine, Belarus and Kazakhstan as true allies
>Mr. Pu comes in power
>Starts constant trade wars agains Belarus and treats her like shit
>Calls Kazakhstan a barbarian state without proper government
>Steals Crimea from khohols even through no one in Russia gave a fuck about this peninsula of freeloaders before
>Literally everyone hates us now
B-but at least we have our spiritual Russki Mir, r-right guys?
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>>71149923
Not my ally kike.
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>Tfw French will always sound gay because the Académie Française wants to keep an entire nation speaking like 17th/18th century pansies

Feels good desu.
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>>71155432

At least you have a bunch of Russiaboos who adore the current state of your country. Plenty of RIDF puntin fanbois on /pol/.
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>>71150178
muh auldest ally
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>>71150949

Gee, I wonder why she left you, kike.
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>>71152990
All my friends that actually served in combat say Israelis are snakes
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Probably Britain or the US.
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>>71155605

Some how I feel like you don't have any friends that were in combat roles or even in the military.

As a former commando who has trained US and Israeli soldiers, I can confirm they are bro-tier.

Now the Ultra-orthodox Jews are pretty snake like. I have several unpleasant experiences with them. But apparently Ultra-orthodox Jews are disliked very much and are considered the niggers of Israel since they don't work.
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>>71155324
I will always be there for you greatest ally!
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>>71150178

You have Mama Merkel, Pierre.
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>>71155800

You are there at the UN and you vote the way we tell you to so that's all you need to do for now.
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>>71154907
K E K
K E K
K E K
America the only white country where whites are a minority
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>>71155432

I don't think Putin had a choice in how he handled the Ukraine/Crimea thing.

With Russia having so much of it's navy in Crimea, he can't have Ukraine trying to get into NATO. It would be like having Norfork VA joining Warsaw Pact… it can't be.

I honestly think the US/ zionists were purposely fucking with Putin with their meddling in Ukraine… I mean why would they give a shit about Ukraine otherwise?
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>>71155898
Yes Master
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>>71155156

Nobody likes anybody on /pol/ !
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>>71155156
speak for yourself bong. I know plenty of people that think you're all a bunch of faggot snobs.
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>>71155967

68% is not a minority.

But non the less, ID much rather live here in my 68% white country than in Europe which is about to enjoy decades of Islamification and radical liberalism.
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>>71150556

And me
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>>71150909
We know Danes want to be Dutch in every way of their lives and try to imitate us everywhere they go especially when it comes to cycling massively make yourself look like a fool doing so, and that your government is getting massive hard ons from all those wind mill subsidies, but I don't see any major historical Dane-Dutch relations that makes us significant Friends, al though The Northern provinces of the Netherlands, Germany and Denmark on a whole share a lot of genetic similarity.
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>>71156011

> i-its not Putin's fault! It's the US/Zionists!

See Ivan. There are plenty of stupid Russiaboos who want to suck off Putin because they are idiots.
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>>71156076

>Centuries of niggerfication is worse than reversable decades of islamification

stop being a meme america
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>>71150178
We still love you, first ally
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>>71155162
>Also, you have literal SJWs and Muslims in your parliament dictating the law of the land
>You make Germany look like Iran as far as being a cuckold is concerned
Come on dude, you're not going to do the cuck thing are you? because if you think we have it bad, you need a reality check.

You elected a black president twice. Can you imagine if we elected a Muslim PM? Even Sweden hasn't done that. You are 60% white and dropping. London is whiter than your entire country. 35,000 white women are raped in America every year, and the media never reports it. On the other hand, barely any black women are raped by white men, yet in your country, white men are the oppressors and blacks are the victims. A single shooting of a black man by a white man is enough to make the national news. Your biggest bragging point is the fact that you have guns, yet you do nothing with them. The American people scream out that they don't want war in Iraq, the government goes anyway while you do nothing. Obamacare is implemented, you do nothing. The NSA is discovered spying on you, you do nothing. We can still fly Saint George's flag, yet your entire nation is up in arms over the Confederate flag. You laugh at Sweden and Germany for taking down their national flag, when American schools do exactly the same. You laugh at us for arresting men on Twitter when they violently threaten Islam, yet people in America have been arrested for denying the Holocaust. On Twitter.
You say we have an unhealthy obsession with Islam. Who are you to talk? You have more Muslims than Britain, have had more terrorist attacks than Europe combined, and single-handedly created ISIS and the Taliban before them.
I'm not even going to go into what a debacle Iraq was.
No, Trump isn't going to get in. No, the ability to own a firearm does not mean that you are free from government control. Yes, everyone hates you, and no, it isn't because we ain't you. You are the biggest cucks on the planet. Deal with it.
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>>71149923
Once President Trump is elected, Russia will be our new BFF

Sucks to be you, kike
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>>71152905

Don't get too cocky Hans or we will swim across the ocean and give you a spanking for the third time.
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I like how the US has made it impossible to get blamed for European rapefugee crisis.
>B-but we're fighting ISIS etc

Thanks Obama.
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>>71156214

When a cuck meme country like Sweden or Germany tries to insult us. It just screams pathetic.
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>>71156273

The US isn't sending Muslims into Europe... Also the European people want them there.
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>>71156273
We didn't force Europe to accept refugees. I'm not going to blame Germany for are yuuge jew problem.
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>>71156304

>Redpilled americans aren't actually redpilled, just sorta
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We never had "real" allies to be honest.
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>>71156054
American tourists and immigrants I've met here have been friendly and talkative, can't say I know many English people that hate Americans either
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>>71156514
Blame the British and other Eurocucks that influenced our domestic policy (and you're still doing that shit today). You guys freed them first.
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>>71156220

You're triggered that you're stuck on a decaying island while your former colony is Empire now.
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>>71156379
>>71156468
Alright folks, a little assignment...

Find me pre 9/11 articles that talk about the European immigrant crisis.
You know what, scratch that. Make it pre 2010. GO!

Allotted time: before thread is ded.
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>>71149923
WOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH FUCKING USA THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THE LAND OF THE FREE AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL LADY LIBERTY THE LAST BEACON OF LIGHT FUCKIN UNCLE SAM USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>71156220
>blah blah blah

My neighbor is flying a rebel flag right now and no one cares.
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>>71156220
>Can you imagine if we elected a Muslim PM?

Polite reminder for all Londoners to vote Goldsmith on 5/5. I don't care how much you may hate duh Tories, Lets not put an Islam in charge of our capital.
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>>71156649

What a cute circle of cuckery they have set up for us isn't it?
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>>71156680
Great argument there.

Listen, we get it. When you are told daily that you are the greatest country of all time, and then figure out that you are nothing but a global joke, it hits hard.

Anyway, keep up the denial Americuck. I'll be enjoying my majority white island while you devolve into Africa.
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>>71156762

So you're saying because we went to war with Muslims. That it's our fault?
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I guess Lithuania until their elites were polonized and became one with ours.
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>>71156974
You sound so mad, kek.

It must be tough being the colony of your former colony. Keep your chin up.
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>>71154399
Sick dubs, ultimate remover. Don't forget to teach your kids about the Jew.
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>>71156974

> t-the United States is just a joke

Except no one is laughing.
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>>71156145
What about racial similarities? Considering that if you're not a Hugenot or whatever you're probably of either Danish or Northern German descent.
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>>71149923
you must mean you greatest host.
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I'd like to be friends but you don't make it easy.
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>>71157220

That guy is obviously wrong since Obama came to office and fucked Israel hard.
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>>71157098
Wait, you don't actually think we take our orders from you, do you? You have troops on our Island that you literally pay us to keep here. So not only are you protecting us, you're paying us to do it.
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Venezuela, i guess
Do you guys think Europe will accept brazilian refugees once the Bolivarian revolution happens here?
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>>71149923
$winningCountry is my greatest ally.
t. Italy
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>>71156011
>It would be like having Norfork VA joining Warsaw Pact… it can't be

Wow, thank you. I kept making similar comparisons in my head.
>US is Russia, Canada is the Ukraine and Quebec is Donetsk/Luhansk.

Dude, shit would not go over easy.
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>>71152438
Oh hell yeah
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>>71157308
"Mossad is Considering Assassinating President Obama"

A lot of bullshit, greatest ally.
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>>71157376
This
>americans pay to roleplay as a colonial empire around the world
You can't make this shit up.
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>>71157309

How is he wrong?

Jewish influences caused you to go to war, caused your economy to shit itself (and the entire worlds economy as well) destabilized an entire region causing massive influx of immigrants into europe, not once, but twice in a 2 decade period

And now the west is at its weakest point since the end of ww2
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>>71157220
The irony of statements like these is that Israel is just as cucked to the whims of their American diaspora which is in turn controlled by the American left. It's like some retarded feedback loop of money and hand rubbing.
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>>71157140
The Vietnamese sure are, Americuck. Not to mention ISIS, who you armed, and have now taken advantage of the fact that you removed a perfectly stable government.

Know what the best part is? You did it all in the name of fighting terrorism and end up creating the most violent Islamic terror group to have ever existed.
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>>71157516

He's wrong because the war with Iraq did more to help Saudi Arabia than it did Israel.

Also, just because you are cucks doesn't mean it's our fault that you liberal faggots want a bunch of Muslim refugees. I hope they rape your mom and destroy what's left of your shit tier nation.

Cunt
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>>71157504
I know, but this is why we love Americans. They're just oblivious.
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>>71156162

I can't see how *any* Russian leader could allow it's big naval base (which has been there since the 1700's) to fall under some NATO allied or member Ukrainian regime.
US spent 250,000,000 + 400,000,000 in 'loans' (which in reality will never be paid back)

For bringing freedom to Ukraine?…. Why Ukraine?
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>>71157607

So? Who cares? We sure don't.

Get fucked Bong bitch.
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>>71152927
Then get building.
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>and we are theirs
Sure, just like you are really a country
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>>71157685
I love how all you Russkiboo RIDF fags always question when a Russian says life in Russia and Life under Putin is not as great as your memes make it sound.

Russia sucks. Move there if you love it so much. I'm sure plenty of Russians would trade spots with you.

Fucking idiot.
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>>71157707
>w-we don't care
Thanks for the argument. I'll chalk this one up as my win. No hard feelings, right?

As you're patriotic, I'll leave you with a picture that'll cheer you up. Stay cucked ;)
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>>71157660

Meanwhile Israel is trucking along just fine and Saudi Arabia is destabilizing
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>>71150178
Well you still have your inherited enemies, that's at least something, isn't it?
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>>71154063

DONT YOU GET IT?!

THE TERRORISTS WANT YOU TO BE MAD. I CANT EVEN.
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>>71157864

We don't. Just like we don't care about Europe and laugh every time ISIS reks you. Next ISIS attack, just look at the threads and see how many of us don't give a single shit about the life of a European.
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>>71150949
>50 years ago
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>>71157886

Saudi Arabia is about to get fucked when our Congress passes the 9/11 bill that blames Saudi Arabia for the attack.
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>>71154439
R A R E F L A G
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>>71157974
Still feeling butthurt? Don't worry, I have more pictures to cheer you up with, cuck :^)
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>>71150639
Thanks, bud! Likewise.

Dualie mater race reporting
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>>71150178
You need to die along with your fucking country. Thanks for winning America their revolution, motherfucker.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
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>>71158084

Enjoy your Sharia law.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/12189064/London-more-Islamic-than-Muslim-world-scholar.html
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>>71154817
Now show the israeli favorability of the US, schlomo

http://forward.com/news/israel/216074/what-do-israelis-think-about-americans-start-with/

Kikes think americans are all retarded goyim who they can suck money off
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>>71152494
I'm sorry to cuck you bro
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>>71158291

Israel is truly our greatest ally
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>>71158266
>America laughing at other countries cities
Please keep posting, this is fucking great. I feel like I'm literally raping you.
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