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2016-04-16 19:51:39 Post No. 71147521
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2016-04-16 19:51:39
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>Be me
>Year is 2037, the 20th year under glorious comrade Sanders
>Be a college professor
>Teaching class of 1,400 since college is free
>Because of taxes, I make $1,000 a year
>I don't mind though, it's for the greater good
>Fifth black lives matter protest of the week interrupts my class
>I let them take over my podium as usual
>They start shouting about killing whitey
>Good wholesome, protest this
>One of my students gets up to leave
>I try to encourage him to stay and be culturally enriched
>BLM protesters shoot me for speaking out of turn
>Ambulance is on the way
>At least healthcare is free
>Boss approaches me on the stretcher
>Says I committed microagression against BLM protesters, gave them PTSD
>tfw I lose my job to one of the other 1.5 million unemployed individuals with my degree
>Get to hospital
>Have to wait in line since all health complaints are equal
>Finally see doctors before bleeding out
>All of them are foreign and don't speak english since the American Doctors left the country during the wage slash of 2020
>tfw they misread "circular incision" as "circumcision"
>Oh well. I had no right to a foreskin when others have to do without one.
>Leave hospital, go to get food
>$800 is a bit steep for a hamburger
>But the working class is entitled to $120/hour according to Overlord Sanders
>Citizen Funds Card gets declined
>Had $900 in my account this morning
>tfw I forgot today was the 128th wealth redistribution
>tfw I deserved it for being in the top 1%
