That cheeky bastard! Brillant!
http://m.therightscoop.com/lol-ted-cruz-campaign-store-now-selling-trumpertantrum-baby-bibs/
If anything, this makes Cruz look even worse than he's looked for the past few weeks.
Instead of being the "bigger man" likes hes repeatedly claimed to be; he's sunk down his standards of conflict to mere juvenile humor. This doesn't make Cruz look good, nor does it make Trump look bad, it just makes Cruz look pathetic.
somebody please make a mouse trap with cruz's face on it
>>71142060
This doesn't seem very presidential to me. If it was an independent group doing it, it would be OK, but to be coming from Cruz headquarters is not OK.
>>71142060
>the only time people are willing to buy things from Cruz campaign is when it's about Trump
Poor Cruz...
>>71142685
>>71143853
>This election in a nutshell!
>therightscoop
>>71144292
Yes, they are Cruz Shills... but at least they aren't Mother "Fucking" Jones talking about the dildo apocalypse. Plus, what is there to slant. Cruz is selling bibs.
>>71143853
If it's wrong for Trump to do it, it's wrong for Cruz to do it. I don't think we should have double standards.
>>71143947
>>71143853
Cruz wants to ban masturbation because of 'muh faith'. How can anyone take this clown seriously is beyond me.
>>71142060
>Not TanTrump
Why does Cruz suck so much at memetics?
>captcha: Wisconsin
Trump should sell replicas of Cruz's Canadian birth certificate.
That's like Trump starting steak and water to sell to his hotels.
Now Raphel can ejaculate inside of his staffers and they save money on bibs for all the children Ted has with his staff.
But will it give him 18%?
>>71142060
>>71142658
Did he learn nothing for Rubio?
RIP Ted's campaign
>>71143853
Yes your post is correct. Does that make you frustrated? Do you want to cry about it?
>>71143853
>>71142060
Trump should sell Winston Churchill tattoos on his website.
>>71142060
>be baby
>parents by me Trumpertantrum bib
>Trump wins election
>grow up to a Great America
>pull bib from attic to show friends
>feel ashamed parents were on the wrong side of history
>>71145714
>There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.
>>71142060
>Implying this won't make your kids adorable
>Implying this won't win over Cruz moms, as it associates Trump with nice things
>>71146013
Bin that knife Muhammad
fuckin awesome, about to buy one for my kid.
>>71146842
>imblying I'm a Gommy from Reddit.
>implying I'm not the Estonian tooth brushes using a proxy rn
>implying I'm not Wayne using a divide and conquer tactic
>>71147139
Lambright
>>71146768 Nope!
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/276564-cruz-wont-ban-sex-toys-if-hes-president
>>71144724
This was a more creative attempt by Applied Memetics LLC.
This is fucking Jeb tier holy shit
Rato the bib merchant
>>71142060
>Getting his voters to mock the good people of Colorado for wanting a vote
Brilliant indeed.
If you Trumpers don't like Ted being better at trolling then Trump, perhaps you can convince "The Brave and Heroic" Trump Jenner to debate Yed one-on-one like he said he wanted in his big tough guy speech!
>>71147710
Hey nice.
>>71146013
Friend, he was solicitor general.
His job was to represent the state of Texas in court.
He had nothing to do with creating or passing the law.
He even just stated his personal opposition to the goal of the law.
But that's where you get lost.
Wow I am a Cruz missile after this great move.
>>71148651
Welcome aboard the #cruzmissle
>>71142060
Republican party
bullying their way to victory
>>71148738
/Cruz/ general time!
>>71145253
>be American on /pol/
>Canadian posts
>"A FUCKING LEAF XD OPINION DISCARDED"
>Canadian tries to corrupt your electoral process
>"wow this guy is a consistent conservative with the Christian values America needs, I hope he beats noted American Donald Trump in the primaries"
what did they mean by this?
>>71149008
For the record, we really don't hate you guys. At least I don't. The freakinh Brits on the other hand...
Please take John Oliver back.
www.companyfolders.com/design/applied-memetics-presentation-folder
Maybe you should add you folders to your site also?
>>71142060
I can't imagine anyone actually wanting Cruz to be president.
>>71148942
Nice ad hominem
>>71145253
The difference here is that everybody started with the "trump is unpresidential/juvenile/what have you" accusations. I couldn't give a fuck but the people who set the standards should be held to them.
Or is that too logical
>>71149386
Shoo shoo mohamedoo
>>71149207
For the record i hate canadians
I dunno who is more retarded.The Rat for selling this garbage or the retards buying it.Can someone provide the picture colage of the virgins with DRUMPF hats?
>>71149386
Most of his voters are just butthurt NeverTrumpers and don't actually want him to be President. He's not eligible anyway.
>>71149539
>heh I know I'm slinging shit
>I know you protest against slinging shit
>you sling some shit back
>OMG WTF YOU NEED TO KEEP TO YOUR STANDARDS
>>71149643
The not eligible may may haha nice try
>>71142476
This. We saw the same thing with Rubio and the dick size comments. In fairness, "whining so much you're sick of whining" is really funny, but it still indicates that Trump has gotten into Rato's head and he's going to start acting impulsively and without strategy from here on out.
Having the next several states be ones that hate Cruz will be icing on the cake. He'll be a wreck by the time we're approaching the states he could potentially win, and that's when NE is going to release the good parts of the affair story.
He needs all the help he can get.
>>71149778
It's no meme. It's the Constitution. But I know you Cruzlims don't actually care about that old thing.
>>71142060
>>71142658
Yeah, he's desperate. This explains why he stopped sending me emails begging for money. El rato is trying to see just how far down he can burrow
>>71149809
t. Butt hurt drumpf supporter
>>71149832
Please tell me about the constitution
>>71143853
>i can't even draw my own meme so i just put new text next to an already existing one
faggot
>>71149972
It was written by Americans for Americans. Something Ted Cruz will never be able to understand.
>>71149997
>implying that's not exactly how memetics work
>>71150028
>he can't tell me about presidential eligibility in the constitution
Look at him people. Look at him and laugh
>>71149997
I made the Doom Cruz meme. I've seen a few people use it in other threads. I'm hopeing to make more assuming he can survive April.
>>71149720
No it's more along the lines of
>trump throws a dirt clod
>we all laugh
>ZOMG HOW CAN YOU DO THAT IT'S SO DIRTY, HE'S A CHILD
>"Fine faggots we'll play nice"
>Cruz starts throwing shit
Usually, it's hard to say whether a politician is an idiot or a cunning traitor.
The Colorado situation has shown: Cruz is clearly an idiot.
Rato and his little slaves have been spouting shit like "Hahaha we were better at exploiting the system Trump is just whining :--DD" and don't see that this has been a victory for Trump's campaign all along.
To the American public, Cruz will, just because of the Colorado caucus, be a corrupt lying rat whereas Donald (who could never have won the caucus, no matter what) will be the one who stepped up for democracy against The Elite.
>>71145253
The "it's okay when Trump does it" attitude comes from his previous behavior and persona. He's known as for being crass and offensive, so it doesn't mean anything when he does it again. Cruz, on the other hand, has built himself up to be a holier-than-thou, Bible-thumping true conservative™, so insults like this make him look bad.
Then again, there's no use pointing this out to someone shilling or trolling, so whatever.
>>71150160
You already know what's up. He's not a natural born citizen. His mom doesn't count - women can't confer citizenship. That's feminist nonsense.
Now run along closet-lib.
>>71150183
>Cruz wife is ugly
>you're a little guy Jeb
>hello robot Rubio
>i-i-ts just a dirt clod guyyyys!!!!1!!2!1!1!
>baby clothes with a funny play on words
> HEEEEES THROWING SHIIIIIEEET WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!111111!!!!
>>71149386
Where does the Cruz = Zodiac Killer comes from ?
>>71142060
>Trump you are nothing but a big bully
>buy my bibs that openly insult trump
I don't mind bants, but don't be that fucking guy who gets all triggered and then turns around and starts hurling insults.
I feel like more people will have bought the guac bowl than these fucking things
>>71150390
>ignores the argument posed and spams inane greentext
you okay?
>>71150390
>Cruz wife is ugly
>you're a little guy Jeb
>hello robot Rubio
These are all true.
>baby clothes with a funny play on words
>funny
This is not true.
Classic LYYYYIIIIN' TED
>>71150195
Another German completely confused by how true democratic independent states work. Haha I feel bad for you son. Enjoy another 12 years of merkel
>>71150390
>funny
Nice try
>>71146313
CNN didn't run the story, Amanda. Cruz just blames everyone else for his own problems
>>71142060
Has anyone noticed that Cruz's campaign has become entirely Trump-centric?
Its never about him or his vision. It just about what he has to say about Trump.
Every time I hear about him on the news its not "Cruz did this" or "Cruz thinks that" its "Cruz said this about Trump" or "Cruz thinks this about what Trump did"
Sure sign that he is irrelevant and only of consequence because Trump is in the race.
>>71150390
Great, so now Trump is free to insult the Canadian and his traitor cunt wife however he feels fit and Cruzlims won't be able to say shit about it?
I like the sound of that. Let the banter wars begin.
>>71150067
not for those memes of poorly drawn leftists
>>71150390
Is this the signal for Applied memetic llc trolls to abort threads and start another?
>>71150390
You're not getting it, we're not mad. We just think it's funny that you fags cry and then do the exact same shit. We're not little pretty boy fags. We like playing in the mud
>>71150530
>Democracy = disregarding votes and just letting a leading comittee decide
Yeah, we're the cucked one.
I really hope you're trolling and/or getting paid for this. Rato will never be the nominee.
>>71150558
>Trump wants to make America Great Again
>Cruz wants to stop Trump from achieving his vision
>>71142658
Why would he think that anyone would pay $40 for a joke that the baby will outgrow in a few months?
>>71145253
>>71150235
It's like when Rubio started a career in insult comedy, and his numbers only went down. Rubio was the respectable candidate. He was sort of conservative, but also a manipulable puppet. Then, he started making fun of Trump's hands, and it just looked childish.
Trump is an entertainer first and foremost. Rubio and Cruz are politicians first and foremost. This could've been playful and fun, but it just looks childish, especially since Trump has a point. When Cruz goes around bragging about winning Colorado with no voters, he just bad.
>>71142658
>Ted sells bibs and baby jumpsuit
>average Cruz supporter is a fedora wearing no gf type
I don't see this being a big seller
>>71142060
You'd think Cruz would have learned his lesson after his collapse in the polls following the Colorado debacle, he's just digging himself deeper.
Cruz is over, time to get on the Trump Train.
>>71142658
>40$
LMAO IT'S EVEN MORE OF A RIPOFF THAN THE GUAC BOWL
Has anyone else noticed Ted is trying to appear on a number of late night talk shows and selling as much merch as he can? Did something happen to his SuperPac? Did he get cut off or spend to much?
I'm still glad this is happening and he's getting desperate.
>>71150843
Hahaha
Well, I guess at least you can say Cruz has a vision... even if it is a shitty, contrarian one.
El Rato himself and his supporters are so fucking retard. You clearly don't care about democracy. The shit happened in Colorado is not fucking ok. More than a million voters had their voice taken away because of 'rules'. If you guys love rules so much. You are same as British Loyalists in 1770. Just do a favor to the rest of America, kill yourselves. Fucking traitors. Foundering fathers will kill you fuckers within a heartbeat.
You are laughing because it suit you. If Trump do same thing as you did to us. You will bitching about this shit anyway. You are no different from SJWs. Fucking hypocrites.
>>71152577
Wouldn't surprise me if he's pulling a Bernie and is just trying to pocket as much money in campaign donations as possible for it's over.
>>71152092
Very, very much this.
Every candidate on both sides has absolute shit prices except for Trump.
Hats and shirts on Trump's site: $20-$30 (There are actually no t-shirts or hats that are above $30 on his site and most are ~$20)
A FUCKING BIB that you will outgrow: $40
A guac bowl: $70
Hillary's shirts start at $30 and go up from there
Bernie's shirts start at $30
Hillary's hoodies are $65
Trump's hoodies are $50-$55
On top of that, every one of those candidates sites immediately bombard you for donations the minute you enter them while Trump's does not
(side note: Cruz's website now has the bibs listed at $20... still doesn't change my point)
>>71152577
I'd be interested to see how much $ his campaign and pacs have left.
>>71152577
I have noticed that.
In addition, I keep hearing stories of people who are subscribed to him by email and its just a tsunami of "give me money!!!" emails
>>71153411 Would not surprise me either.
>>71153021
Holy shit, get help anon
>>71153671
Not only that, but win, lose, or draw, Trump merch, especially the hats, will be collector's items one day. They are already iconic. People will know about Trump hats 100 years from now.
Nobody is going to remember Cruz's shitty overpriced joke bibs even a month from now.
>>71153990
Fuck off. El Rato.
>>71142060
>claim to be anti-establishment
>use establishment tactics to secure votes undemocratically
>have the gall to compare my opponent's rightful indignation with a screaming baby
is there no low El Rato won't go?
>>71153990
Fuck off shill.
>>71154096
See, I hope that Trump wins and they become mega icons
I hope that in the future after his election the hats and the phrase Make America Great Again enters pop culture and gets an Andy Warhol like treatment and becomes one big artistic meme.
Loved or hated the man, the message and the merch become immortal.
>>71154486
You got a bigger version? Some of it is too small to read.
>>71154412
No, you fuck off, shill! Damn Trumper...
>>71150397
>>71154473
Wins what? The nomination or the presidency? He is definitely not becoming President if he is nominated.
>>71154100
Totally not for him, you just sound unstable bro.
