>Ever finding something funnier and more /pol/-core than Mel Gibson being batshit insane angry while secretly recorded.
Protip: You can’t.
I’ve listened to these hundreds of times each over the years. I have them all memorized, word for word. He does everything from tell his wife that she’ll “get raped by a pack of niggers” to screaming that he’s going to burn his house down because she didn’t blow him before he got in his Jacuzzi. You’ve never heard someone angrier and this funny, I promise. Call number one is slightly tame but the rest pretty much start right off the bat.
Call 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppGwEA6wWt4
Call 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGPLjm-fjo
Call 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qsInqS9hYs
Call 4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2DlaWmumYs
Call 5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2-0XrmZgDQ
Call 6:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s57jw9hBgYc
Call 7:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91dJegMVw6g
Call 8:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuhFAvRlnxQ
>>71140922
How drunk was he?
>>71141352
I think he was only drunk in call number 8 when he was leaving messages on her machine. He called something like 42 times in 24 hours or something hilarious like that.
>>71140922
what did she do to him though?
>>71141540
Well, in the calls, she's baiting him. She clearly riles him up and is horrible to him when the recorder isn't going, but when it is going, she's an angel. Funny thing is, nowadays, recently, she wants his child support to her to go from $20,000 a month to $100,000 a month.
at one point he yells "you have no friends!" "and i have no friends!" "and i thought u were my friend" like wtfffff
>>71141867
No matter how famous you are, isolation can affect anyone.
Bump4basedMel
> red pilled
> fell for a gold digger
> cucked by Timothy Dalton
>>71140922
>Not listening with the Opie and Anthony commentary
Fucking pleb.
>>71140922
Which one is the nigger one?
>>71140922
Yea we remember, he's based, we know.
>>71142496
Well, she could have tricked him. Also, he calls her son with him a pussy in the phone calls. "...with a pussy son!"
>>71142664
I miss Patrice too much, and the details of his death are too sad. Pic related.
>>71140922
Council on American Islamic Relations
>>71142723
The first one.
>>71142955
Council on Indian Loo Relations
These are 10/10 thanks for allowing me to revisit the laughs
>>71143070
You're welcome, m8. Do you have any favorite quotes?
bump
pic related, his russian gf and her lover
>>71143966
goopy plx
>Call 2 - 1:50
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>71140922
Jesus, the guy is nuts !
>>71144795
I know, that's my favorite quote of his. Actually, I can't decide between that and the beginning of the call when he's telling her he has plenty of enerGy to drive over there, "AND I WILL!"
I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN
BEFORE THE JACUZZI
>>71144795
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
SOUL
>heavy breathing
>>71145980
>heavy breathing
UHHEUGH-UHHEUGH-UHHEUGH-UHHEUGH-UHHEUGH-UHHEUGH-UHHEUGH-
This is fucking gold.
>>71146376
Pls share favorite quotes. I have to go soon, pls keep thread alive.
>>71146603
YOU'RE A PAIN IN MY ASS
A PAIN...IN...MY...ASS
STOP BEING THAT
>>71146669
Top kek, considering it matches the picture.
Dammit call 2 is literally my relationship. Selfish cunt without a soul nor friends sucking the life out of. I need to get a beer with Mel
>>71140922
kek, how have I not heard of these before?
based mel
>>71147092
>>71147061
Pls share any favorite quotes you discover.
YOU FUCKING OFFEND MY MALENESS
MY MASCULINITY
MY SOUL
YOU ARE A MOVING VIOLATION
>>71147631
YOU WENT TO SLEEP AND DIDN'T BLOW ME. I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN - FIRST - BEFORE THE FUCKING JACUZZI. I'LL BURN THE GOD DAMN HOUSE DOWN - BUT BLOW ME FIRST. HOW DAAARE YOOOU!
>>71140922
you can be mel gibson but bitches still suckk ass
>If you get raped by a pack of niggers it's you're fault
>>71140922
I sympathize with the guy. REalized he married a harpie.
>>71147373
I'll put you in a fucking rose garden, you cunt!
>>71142664
>Opie and Anthony
those pretend "comedians"
jesus, what a pair of faggots
>>71140922
>I’ve listened to these hundreds of times each over the years. I have them all memorized, word for word. He does everything from tell his wife that she’ll “get raped by a pack of niggers” to screaming that he’s going to burn his house down because she didn’t blow him before he got in his Jacuzzi. You’ve never heard someone angrier and this funny, I promise. Call number one is slightly tame but the rest pretty much start right off the bat
honestly when i listen these i go:
1. wow mel gibson is fucking crazy
2. then i listen to the chick talk, knowning she's being recorded and being pretend nice and rational - when she's recorded
3. start to hate the chick as much as mel
i dont know, after these tapes, i hate the chick more and just feel bad for mel
>>71140922
Based. I loved braveheart and the patriot
Sounds like she has psychologically tortured him for years, and then when she recorded it she behaved all nice. What would turn a man into this if not abuse?
>>71147373
I deserve to be blown FIIIIRST, BEFOOORE THE JACUZZI
>>71142496
>> fell for a gold digger
this
mel could have had any girl and he chose one that would destroy his life
>in tight outfits
>and tight pants
>and you can see your PUSSY from behind
>I don't like that
>I don't want that
>>71148230
Ant & Patrice Oneal really elevate it. give it a try, Jamal
>ruining your life over a girl with literally no ass
>>71148432
He didn't know, m8.
>>71148583
sorry we're boycotting jewish posts
you're statement is true tho. opie is intolerable with just jimmy
>>71141540
She didn't blow him before the jacuzzi
>>71148422
>>71148583
I don't like Opie. I assume you don't either?
>>71148845
HOW DARE YOU
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
>huff
>puff
>AAAARRRRRGHHHHHH
YOU WANTED THE NUMBER TO MY FUCKING THERAPIST?!
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!
>>71148875
nah, I watched some ann coulter interview with him... fucking lame attempts at humor
ann was good
who is this bitch anyway?
>>71140922
shes ugly as shit Tbh. Mel could do better
>>71141867
That's actually sad tbqh
Mel is based.
>>71140922
hello again based mel poster :^)
>>71142913
oh not this patrice stuff again lad, i can't take it
>>71149012
>anti-semitic
>falling for the psychiatric jew
>>71149448
Hey m8. Glad to see you back again.
jesus, he does look a bit unhinged
poor fella
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3121888/Mel-Gibson-facing-new-court-battle-ex-partner-Oksana-Grigorieva-plans-daughter-Lucia-Australia.html
>>71140922
Mel is based af and is more redpilled than half this board
He's what I like to pretend all Bogans are like
I can feel it coming in the air toniiiiight.
>>71148660
Jesus christ man
>>71148660
I wonder if she does drugs.
>>71140922
What destroyed his career was not the calling his wife a whore and the nigger part, it was when he started shouting about how much he hated those filthy jews.
aww, I'm on 6, this is just making me sad
>unless you craawl back and suck my cock!
ok there is some humour
>calls out jews and niggers irl
Literally more redpilled than all of us
>>71140922
>Listen here sugar tits
On his comeback Ricky, the cuck, Gervais asked him what it meant.
Mel claimed he didn't know cause he never said and then claimed that the recordings wasn't of him.
>>71150550
"In that order!"
>>71148660
That's a different girl of his, not the one in the recordings.
>>71148875
ever seen that shit "race wars"
these people claim to be comedians, but they're fucking pathetic
>>71140922
I love Mel
>>71150520
She's a coke whore
>>71148875
nobody likes opie
>>71151048
I'm tending to be on his side, but he seems a bit coked up too
what was that film where he has a 2nd apartment under his? and he has a compulsion to buy catcher in the rye?
awesome film
>>71146603
>I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers
kek
>do what you are good at
>whatever that is
Poor guy, he's brilliant, talented and passionate. He just got tricked.
This is what happens when you fall for the female jew
>Professionally trained actor used to playing a literal barbarian gets mad at a gold digging whore
Best series ever?
>>71152544
oy vey, I recognize a cripchanner
>>71149278
>dating non-whites ever
looks like mel fell for the non-white women aren't absolute shit meme
You need a FUCKING doctor
You need your FUCKING head checked
I hope you get raped by a PACK of niggers
I'M YOUR ONLY FRIEND!!
Get your hands off me Jew-boy
What are YOU looking at, sugartits?
THE JEWS CAUSED EVERY WAR IN THE WORLD!!!
Gibson is a goldmine
>>71152870
>TFW never met a white woman who wasn't shit
>only ever met one redpilled woman
>but she's half-black and sometimes the nig side comes out
>currently dating her because she's /pol/ as fuck and still hot
Am I a degenerate for racemixing just because every white woman I've ever met is nothing but a gold-digging liberal whore?
>>71153109
The jews invented communism and murdered 100 million
