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License and registration, please.
>>71135983
Here you go officer. It's also my duty to give you my CCL and let you know I am carrying on my hip at 4 o'clock
Hand over your license and registration, DON'T FUCKING REACH FOR ANYTHING MOTHERFUCKER
>>71135983
Sent :^)
>>71136302
this is the more accurate scenario
Muh freedoms the 609 amendment.
>>71136302
As sad is this is a cop did shot a guy in front of a gas station for reaching for his wallet when he did just ask him to get his id
>>71136112
>if you're white
"oh yeah? What do you like to carry? Do you go to the shooting range on 4th street? I go practice every Wednesday and Friday."
>if you're black
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR!"
>>71135983
Here is my non-expired licence, up-to-date registration, and proof of insurance, officer. Is there anything else I can help you with?
You will also note that I am not screaming about racism, whining about how I didn't do nothin' or any other forms of chimping out, nor do I have open containers of alcohol in my car, which has no discernible odor of marijuana.
But I'm sure you're only treating me politely cause I'm white, right?
Daily reminder /pol/ is wrong about the police.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_y5OQfCZY
>>71136112
>duty to inform
top cuck state m8
>>71136755
>protesters slams clintons
SSSSSSSSSS
>>71135983
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>71135983
But I don't drive
>>71136670
please refer to
>>71136714
>>71136839
Keked hard
>>71135983
AM I BEING DETAINED?
Anonymous (ID: xN/hAEku) 04/16/16(Sat)10:10:46 No.71136112▶>>71136670 >>71136805
>>71135983 (OP)
Here you go officer. It's also my duty to give you my CCL and let you know I am carrying on my hip at 4 o'clock
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Anonymous (ID: GtLExfaV) 04/16/16(Sat)10:13:32 No.71136302▶>>71136336 >>71136600
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Hand over your license and registration, DON'T FUCKING REACH FOR ANYTHING MOTHERFUCKER
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Anonymous (ID: DP2DniVv) 04/16/16(Sat)10:13:33 No.71136303▶
>>71135983 (OP)
Sent :^)
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Anonymous (ID: vHaLUtCe) 04/16/16(Sat)10:14:06 No.71136336▶
>>71136302
this is the more accurate scenario
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Anonymous (ID: QqFd1bde) 04/16/16(Sat)10:15:17 No.71136418▶
Muh freedoms the 609 amendment.
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Anonymous (ID: g1l29Srl) 04/16/16(Sat)10:15:53 No.71136464▶
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>>71135983 (OP)
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Anonymous (ID: vb/Xwkg9) 04/16/16(Sat)10:18:00 No.71136600▶
>>71136302
As sad is this is a cop did shot a guy in front of a gas station for reaching for his wallet when he did just ask him to get his id
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Anonymous (ID: EGc/LFNM) 04/16/16(Sat)10:18:50 No.71136670▶>>71136878
>>71136112
>if you're white
"oh yeah? What do you like to carry? Do you go to the shooting range on 4th street? I go practice every Wednesday and Friday."
>if you're black
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR!"
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Anonymous (ID: 26XztkvP) 04/16/16(Sat)10:19:23 No.71136714▶>>71136878
>>71135983 (OP)
Here is my non-expired licence, up-to-date registration, and proof of insurance, officer. Is there anything else I can help you with?
You will also note that I am not screaming about racism, whining about how I didn't do nothin' or any other forms of chimping out, nor do I have open containers of alcohol in my car, which has no discernible odor of marijuana.
But I'm sure you're only treating me politely cause I'm white, right?
>>71136878
I was making a joke, friend
Officer respectfully i have no time for jewish pawns
>>71137029
wanted some epic upvotes, huh?
>>71136600
i've seen that video, dude begging the cop to stop shooting
>>71137152
>>/reddit/
>>71137152
idungedit
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8d_1413049025
Get a warrant you fat fuck
>>71137152
>"that" face actually being called its proper name
>newfags not getting it
I hate this place sometimes, but it can't be helped
>>71137903
Just enjoy the nostalgia anon. That's all we can do now
rate my OC
>>71136670
>things that never happen
>>71135983
>driving in my beautiful Freedom Truck, with gigantic exhaust pipes pumping thick clouds of black smog into the air because global warming is a liberal conspiracy
>Oppressive Liberal Cops pull me over, ask "May I please see your license and registration, sir?"
>This tyranny cannot stand
>Declare that I am a Sovereign Citizen, beholden to no laws but those laid down by God Almighty and His holy disciples, the Founding Fathers.
>"Sir, I just need to see your license and registration real quick, it's no big deal"
>The Tree of Liberty must occasionally be watered with the blood of tyrants. I decide to make an example of this state-sponsored thug.
>As I hand him what I offer, he starts to say "You've got a taillight out, you sho--"
>He stops dead in his tracks as he looks at the small pocket Constitution I handed him
>Before he can look up, I shift gears and slam the gas, peeling out
>As I blaze down the road, trailing liberty-loving exhaust, I soon see the pigs on my tail in my mirros
>They'll never catch me, I'm too fa--
>Out of gas, it's been hours since my last refuel this morning
>The Freedom Truck putters to a slow halt in the middle of the road
>Pigs catch up, get out of their cars, drawing guns and taking cover behind their doors.
>I exit my vehicle
>Pigs overreact to my freedom and start firing just because I'm open carrying my AR, Mossberg, 1911, Glock, and Kabar.
>I warned them.
>I draw my Second Amendment-protected firearms and begin to retaliate in kind.
>Sadly, none of my shots hit since it's hard to aim when you duel-wield an AR and Mossberg
>Cops hit me with a taser like I'm some kind of out-of-control nigger, instead of the well-composed white man I am.
>These liberals disarm me, cuff me, and drag me to jail
It was the most humiliating experience of my life, /pol/. Anyone got any tips or literature to help me sway the jury? I was just gonna read passages from the Constitution and let it speak for itself.
>>71136991
this post is a mess
>>71138537
>Sadly, none of my shots hit since it's hard to aim when you duel-wield an AR and Mossberg
kek
>>71136991
Did you have a heart attack?
>>71135983
AM I BEING DETAINED !?
>>71136714
Bootlicker. You're such a good goy! TRUST THE GOVERNMENT
