Why do Brits have the best banter?
Why are they naturally wittier and sharper than Americans?
Because they are intelligent and a true master race.
>>71128597
They're just sucks to each other 24/7
My dad used to call me a puff till I went to gym with him st 11
>>71128597
Nice proxy, Ahmed. The Irish hate us
>>71128717
>They're just sucks to each other 24/7
What?
>>71128717
None of that made any sense.
>>71128717
Build wall Jose, your facade is slipping.
>>71128774
Irish nationalism has unfortunately become associated with hating Brits. I'm an Irish Protestant and I can see that our country would be a 3rd world shit hole without the British empire. Our greatest nationalist figures were Anglo-Irish . just because our plebs like having a moan about you doesn't mean we don't like you guys
>>71128597
Why would an Irish person care about what the British produce?
What has come from the UK has been generally hilarious. Ireland, on the other hand, has produced such snooze fests as Father Ted and Dylan Moran.
Tbf, Hardy Bucks was good, but that is the only funny thing Ireland has intentionally produced.
It's our language
>>71128717
I think it's because the Brits have been so beaten down in their heritage, have shit weather, and depressingly unattractive women and chav culture.
Depression leads to comedy.
>>71128717
Is that you Dubya?
>>71128597
It's always raining there so they have to stay inside all day and talk to each other, I guess.
>>71128597
I suppose it has something to do with their tea.
>>71128597
potato nigger is really taking in the whole brown dick today.
>>71128597
They sound funny when they talk.
Just look at Ricki Gervais
>>71128597
>brits
>banter
why do the irish try so hard to rustle aussies?
British humour tends to be situational, plot-driven, and full of subtext whereas American "humour" is the literal embodiment of a "lol xD so randum" 13 year old.
>>71128597
>Brits
That's not how you spell Australians.
>>71128597
because theyre fed just the right amount.
be american, be overfed, become half witted
be irish, be famished, become half witted
>>71128717
The weather there turns you into a cunt.
>>71129716
Explain Australia. They are bigger cunts than us and have far better weather so they've got no excuse.
>>71129582
Be careful mate, you're addressing someone from a first world country
>>71128965
Then re-join the union. You've had 100 years of freedom and it hasn't exactly been a resounding success.
>>71129522
Australian banter is raw and direct
British banter is witty and subtle, you realise on a second take they where taking the piss out of you
Both are good
Americans can't into banter, not thick skinned enough.
>>71128597
its cultural because we are ethnically brits but we are retarded.
>>71128717
Wat
>>71129933
British """"""""banter""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6_Chr2vro
>>71129896
Never going to happen. The age of traditional colonialism is over, there are very few countries left in the world that there is ever any prospect of reunification, the Koreas being the most obvious example.
A lot of British humor is verbal and relies on dry wit and recognition of the absurd while a lot of American humor is pop culture references and sight gags.
Take the cancer that is Family Guy for example, one of the worst offenders.
>>71128597
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck I love Alan Partridge
>>71128669
This webm again? Did you saved this shit recently and want to overuse it?
>>71130051
You can't even disagree without proving my point friend.
>>71128669
>>71128597
>>71128806
a smaller portion of brits visit the site, so you just get to read the good comments,
there are so many americans on here so even if there were good comments they'd be overwhelmed by the shitty ones
before any conclusion can be reached about british wit, there need to be double blind studies done where english wit is read in both american and british accents, and the same for american wit
and that needs to be tested on a british audience and an american audience
>>71131199
thats a good point, bootylicious burger.
>>71131199
There are probably tens of thousands of unique British posters across 4chan each day. You really think the same principle doesn't apply?
>>71131199
how does that make sense at all?
if you have one bag with one delicious apple and one poison disgusting one, 50% of the time you draw from it, you'll get a shit apple
the same would apply if there were 1000 good ones and 1000 bad ones
>>71128597
>Why do Brits have the best banter?
They don't, Aussies have the best bantz
>Why are they naturally wittier and sharper than Americans?
Because diversity destroyed the American education system.
>>71128717
God damn it you fucking retard
Why is there always one of you that has to embarass us in front of the whole world?
>>71128597
Its all they have.
>>71128717
I can translate this I think
>They just suck each other's cocks 24/7.
>Whereas when I was a kid, my dad used to call me a fat puffball until I went to the gym with him at 11.
>Implied: Americans give each other banter, Brits just suck each others cocks.
>>71131672
there many thousands of unique british posters, but would you deny that there are possibly 5-10 times as many american posters
>>71131680
the percentage i'm using isn't 50
>>71132189
No of course not, but at that point you're splitting hairs because there's no way individuals are identifiable to you out of thousands of people.
>>71128597
Only the sharp ones come here. They need a place to hide from the pointy objects safety brigade.
>>71128597
That's not how you spell Australia.
Are all Irishman retarded?
>>71129038
>Americans in charge of banter.
>>71131931
I'm pretty sure we have muslims, too.
>>71132189
it doesn't matter, when someone encounters a US flag they should still expect to see the same rate of shit:good as they do when they encounter a UK flag. so their percentage experience with both would be the same.
Brits produce the best comedians and truly have top tier bants.
Nobody touches British bants.
>>71128965
Why don't you ask him to fuck you in all your holes while you're at it
>>71129582
They are just as fat as us though.
>>71128717
did you find canadas weed stash?
>>71132717
your comedic tv shows seem to shit on ours
>>71133018
You're not helping your point, you know. Your banter is poor - 'haha, Canada and weed. Haha!' Try and be a bit more witty, rack that fat-clogged brain of yours - I'm sure there are still some neurones that can get to your brain.
>>71130069
Let's hope California, new mexico and texas can be finally unified. Mexico would be much nicer once their rightful territory is returned to them.
The bad weather means they have to spend a lot of time indoors talking to one another, rather than talking to nature. This naturally leads to a quick wit.
>>71133031
this desu, Brits produce good murder mysteries but it's the only thing of note they do. They can't even write sci-fi without resorting to LeGuin levels of cultural marxist propaganda.
>>71128965
Thanks for the kind words, mate. I consider Irish people like you to be true Britons, just like Edmund Burke.
>>71133149
>mfw you couldn't come up with good banter if it hit you in the head
>mfw you are forced to cling to your country's feeble identity of being good at banter because you aren't clever yourself
>mfw you typed and posted "I'm sure there are still some neurones that can get to your brain." without an ounce of irony
I'll give you until this thread 404s for you to come up with something decent. I'd be delighted if you could show off some of that impressive wit of yours.
>inb4 you post something criticizing my "banter"
Don't mistake my posts for banter because I'm merely stating the truth.
>>71133285
What the fuck is new Zealand doing IP there by the shetlands
>>71128669
Pull my finger xDDD
>>71133706
>Greentext ahahha xDDDDD
Kill.
Your.
Self.
>>71133706
Another example of American thick skinned nature
>le bantz
>can't handle the bantz
>brit banter XD
so tired of this 'tism
>>71128597
less sugar in their diets killing less brain cells
>>71128597
Brits have the worst banter. They come of as autists every time they try.
Straya will be the banter king for all of time
>>71133957
Have you conceded?
>>71128597
I noticed this in my online video game club. They are head and shoulders wittier than any other nationality.
>>71133901
you can tell theyre black from their grammar
Reminder for all the Amerifats.
>>71129512
Really? It LITERALLY "embodies" that, does it? It actually gives a real corporeal form to "lol xD so randum", does it?
How exactly does that look?
And how does it differ from being the NON-"literal" embodiment of "lol xD so randum"?
No really, I literally want to know....
>>71133901
>pride yourself on your country's ability to banter
>make multiple embarrassing attempts to emulate it
>"t-take a joke americans"
Your country does produce a large amount of funny, witty, and clever people. You are not one of them.
>>71128597
They're pretty good when they're not being mired in political correctness
>>71128717
>>71128597
Its Beta faggotry. Because they hate themselves and eachother, and they envy the Alpha. Theyre crabs in a bucket. British "dry" sardonic humor is the passive aggressive way theyve learned to try to put down the Alpha without actually challenging him, and a way to discourage acheivment amongst themselves. Its a culture of second raters, which is why their humor and vernacular is that of haters.
>>71129761
I really don't like the weather here
in Perth's summer it is average 43-45
but yeah, aussies are cunts
>>71128717
>>71128965
>I'm an Irish Protestant and I can see that our country would be a 3rd world shit hole without the British empire
What the fuck are you on about? Ireland was at it's most destitute under the thumb of the British. It was only after they became independent they started to become more prosperous.
>Our greatest nationalist figures were Anglo-Irish
Who? All the rising figures were Irish with one born in Scotland of Irish parents. There was no Anglo. Fuck off shill.
>>71134478
>it is average 43-45
Here in AZ it's the same. I've gotten used it to desu.
>>71134438
>Having wet cringeworthy humor makes you alpha
>Being too autistic to understand jokes makes you alpha
>Getting upset at offensive jokes makes you alpha
Pretty much sums up the young autistic american male. No wonder all your comedies need laughing tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs
Your comedy is pure cancer.
>>71133706
>Don't mistake my posts for banter because I'm merely stating the truth
I consider Burgers and Brits to be the two funniest nationalities, just because they are the only ones who are competent at making funny movies or shows.
>>71130181
>"Oooh. The chances of me having a second series have increased dramatically"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVsDBrfxj4I
>>71134438
I'm struggling to understand how Britain humour discourages achievement amongst themselves, considering how us Brits have contributed more to this world than any modern nation.
I don't know - maybe this is the famed American 'humour'?
>>71128832
You can carry a knife easily as long as you know how to respond when challenged by the police.
>>71135009
This thread is full of butt-blasted Amerilards butthurt that they will never live in our proud imperial island nation.
Rule Britannia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCzgrnHY_zw
"I have Aspergers, but I've got a silver-tongue" - your typical American
>>71134631
>Who? All the rising figures were Irish with one born in Scotland of Irish parents. There was no Anglo. Fuck off shill.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Redmond
>>71128597
We're laughing because they sound like uncultured, uneducated peasants and we can't understand a word they say, not because they're actually funny
>>71135246
That's funny, your women don't share that sentiment.
>>71135246
yank accents are on average painfully lazy and common
>>71135455
Yeah that's certainly why every English singer uses an American accent when they sing.
>>71135246
This was my life when I studied in America for a year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGjDHE2oVk&list=FLavavCEmQGCYUfcIr7MfRkw&index=14
Most of them are still ashamed of what their grandmothers would do for a Hershey bar when the Amercian troops came to their shores.
My grandfather has pictures I found and , oh my, them British girls sure like those Hershey bars, if you know what I mean.
Also, all that bantor takes the Brits minds off their poor personal hygiene.
>>71135246
>uncultured
just thousands of years worth
>uneducated peasants
just all the 9 out of 10 geniuses came from Britain
>cant understand a word they say
that was the original idea behind accents dummy
>not because they're actually funny
that must be why you import all our comedies and have to dumb them down to shit tier borefests for 84 seasons scraping the barrel.
>>71135246
>They sound like uneducated peasants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCap6I9MlOw
>>71128597
Hope they have a licence for that wit then.
>>71135644
At least it was the grandmothers. For the Australian's it was the grandfathers.
>>71128597
Because they focus on rhetorical victories (the matrix) and not victories of logic and reality.
>>71135868
>I can't tell the difference between banter and debates
Please tell me you're being ironic.
>>71133706
Settle down fella.
>>71135644
Only sluts and bitches would do that. Basically, people would sleep with any person. Today, instead of giving them chocolate, you can just give them a biscuit or £5 and they'll fuck you.
>>71136048
>>71135644
I find it's funny that you Americans view fucking British slags - the most scummy and subhuman of all Brits - such an achievement and honour. It kind of shows the discrepancy in importance between us Brits and you yanks.
Amerifats, please link some good banter from the house of representatives. Oh wait, you have none xDDDDDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1iL2jGZiZw
>>71135764
Easy, Nigel. Learn to take some banter.
>>71136157
>It kind of shows the discrepancy in importance between us Brits and you yanks.
Good lord. The inferiority complexes at display in this thread are really eye opening.
>>71136157
>most of our women are whores
>haha we're better than you because even we dont sleep with them
>come here Ahmed sleep with our slags
>fucking yanks are so much worse than us and our whore women
>Autistic American cops get butthurt this easily like a kid who was bullied at school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mmwcpi0Dzk
Generally, British people are more knowledgeable, well read, and witty.
British comedy takes thought and is more subtle.
American comedy is a: slip on a banana peal, pie in the face, kick in the balls humor that only children or mentally deficient adults can enjoy.
Remember in America we play to the lowest common denominator...we have to have comedy both niggers and red-necks can enjoy.
>>71129196
You forgot "cuisine"
>thread about British humor being superior
>Americans show up and and post hateful edgy shit
every time
>>71136250
>he thinks that was banter
no America, that's not how banter works.
What you should have said is something like "wittier maybe but they can't be sharper because sharp things have to go into a bin"
>>71136250
>Good lord. The inferiority complexes at display in this thread are really eye opening.
You must be confused, this isn't a circumcision thread.
>>71136463
>british humor
British humor is literally one person acting retarded and a different person acting sane but still retarded as well.
>>71134356
It looks like an average American and differs from an average frog.
>>71136463
see now that's banter against fellow burgerclaps.
>>71136370
> UK prank video shows the whole prank
> in the US ones its some immigrant kid fucking with police
Yeah top bants m80
>>71136613
>describes every American comedy
>>71128597
White Americans have mostly German ancestry
>posting this at 3:20 am in aus time
In Australia we take shifts sleeping m8 you are never safe
>>71134342
I won't lie, that's some solid bantz right there
>>71128597
Because you have to be witty and clever to avoid being imprisoned for Insulting the queen/muslims/gays/furries/floor tile fetishists.
Americans don't put as much effort into it because we can just say what we mean all the time without fear of retaliation.
Muh Free speech, Murica fuck yea.
>>71136889
I uttered the word bomb under my breath for the bants at an airport in the US and got wrestled to the ground by armed cops and cavity searched by TSA agents.
>>71136889
If you're in the designated zone
>>71137315
that's for street protests abdul. To keep them contained, because street activism is so common and unquestioned in america that we set aside places specifically for it to be exercised in a way that doesn't interfere with traffic and the daily lives of others.
>>71137031
"fire" in a theatre is much like "bomb" in an airport inciting panic is not speech its a malicious act. even if your story(Which totally happened Im sure) is accurate you werent doing it "for the bants" you were doing it to get a little high from being a "rebel" you were doing something malicious, malicious speech is not protected.
>>71136726
Yeah but we do it without an accent so its not as sophisticated. :^)
>>71137633
>5x5ft area for protests
so 1 American then?!
>>71137716
(v:
5x5 area where someone can stand all damn day long if they want and the police will not remove them.
If you block the streets and sidewalks they'll eventually come and move you.
>>71137315
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And much like their Indian friends, they use that zone to shit all over the place too :^)
>>71137716
>so 1 American then?!
#REKT
>>71132702
You're explaining an extremely simple concept to an American.
You need to dumb your explanation down a LOT because you're making way too much sense.
>>71138117
Americans will find facts and explanations much easier to swallow if you deep-fry them first.
>>71136889
I concede that liberty is generally amply established in those nations where discourse is of little consequence.
>>71137711
but anon, you have an accent
>>71138043
>>71138076
>>71138117
>>71138199
>All Americans are either White Trash or Niggers and they're all from the southeast.
Newyorkfag here. That meme applies heavily to everything south of Pennsylvania and East of Texas but is really just not accurate anywhere else. The Southeast is literally full of retarded, immensly fat, inbred, racist yokels who deep fry everything and Niggers. But it's one small irrelevant section of a very big country. that's like saying all euros are from the Balkans.
>>71136560
Bants
>>71138280
Our discourse is of great consequence, the problem is modern Americans are fucking stupid and easily led. We the people do in fact hold all the cards here, were just too busy arguing about non-issues to accomplish anything. The pro-tyranny crowd is making an end run around the constitution while America at large argues about faggots abortion and weed.
>>71138624
>Newyorkfag
Hi Shlomo.
>>71138805
You don't need to tell me you're from New England. We can all tell from your ability to criticise and self-assess your own country, despite the pain and humiliation it brings.
Let's be honest, the only intelligent people are in New England, since that's where all the Anglos are. I mean, you guys could be your own country since you're little region is so powerful (New York and Washington DC).
>>71136379
Whilst much of that is true- The Simpsons was incredibly smart, funny and witty in it's earlier years. South Park is p good too. Even Senpai guy has its moments. Frasier was good too. Bill Hicks, Louis Cuck.
>>71139079
t. German-Irish
>>71139016
Fuck you Mein Bruder.
>>71139223
German (oooooh) - Irish (British Isles, so it's the same thing as any Briton).
>>71138805
No, it is of little consequence. The loudest and most present voices are those you yourself indicated. Your nation requires little checks against the citizenry because you, as a whole, are so mired in ideology that you cannot see past the God that is gratification. It surprises me very little that the vast majority of stormfags are American. You had people of consequence, but now your nation is a joke. Unfortunately, it is a very cruel and tragic joke; a culture Vacuum that vomits back its own decadent culture. Until American Patriotism ends, you will never return American to the Beacon of light that it once was. Do not mistake my position as reactionary or conservative.
>>71139223
>Fuck you
OH MAYBE I WILL
>>71132933
>They are just as fat as us though.
just stop
>>71136379
>Generally, British people are more knowledgeable, well read, and witty.
You are in for a real disappointment if you ever visit the UK.
We can all agree that Indian banter is the best, though, right? I mean, they take all the shit we throw at them with quiet, dignity and grace, and come up with the wittiest, most charming replies.
How do they do it? WHAT IS THEIR SECRET?
>>71139703
Yeah that's just plain wrong. I think it might be more that knowledgeable, well read and witty people here often go into comedy.
>>71139772
The secret is that having shit all around them is a normal state of affairs, so their level of calm remains unchanged.
>>71139772
They're used to dealing with shit from a young age. Both literally and figuratively.
>>71139772
>they take all the shit we throw at them
>what is their secret
If I threw free food at you would you be hurt?
>>71140014
Last post, best post :^)
>>71128717
WE'RE GOING TO REPLACE COMMON CORE!
>>71140066
There is no last in time.
>>71128597
>Shit Food
>Shit Weather
>Shit Women
>Shit State
>Shit at all the sports we invented
We've got to have something.
>>71129066
>our
>t mohammed abdhula
>>71135147
I'm sorry, not sorry xir but the phrase "R--- B--------" has been designated a racial slur and you are now in jolly big trouble, equalmate. You must say 5 Allahu Ackbars, pray to mecca, and get a new privilege plug inserted into your poopvagina.
... by the way, it says here that you haven't paid your TV License?
>>71128597
It's because our national healthcare can repair our funnybones when they get damaged.
>>71135862
Canada finally bringing the bantz.
>>71128774
Ireland is full of non-Irish now. Probably more Commonwealth in Dublin than most British towns lmao
>>71137031
>I uttered the word bomb under my breath for the bants at an airport in the US and got wrestled to the ground by armed cops and cavity searched by TSA agents.
That only happens if you're a 6 year old girl, or a 90 year old woman.
>>71128597
yes, but now they're mired in muslim shit so they'll die a slow and painful death
>>71139223
>German-Irish
So your ancestors escaped the sausage famine?
>>71128717
>>71140970
Makes sense, Jamal and Ahmed get let off to prevent them rioting I presume.
>>71134631
Erskine Childers
>>71136157
Also it's funny because no country has sluts like america does
Difficult to call an american woman hard to get
>>71128717
Here's another (You)
>>71140484
Mate at least our woman dont all require wheelchairs to get around
>>71129196
Jesus, I think you're right
>>71128717
Common core
