Everyone keeps talling about how easy it is to just "get on welfare"
How does an able bodied late twenties white male do this?
Is it even possible? Or do i have to look like pic related
I dont think you can if youre a white male to be honest, not even memeing
That guy would get his ass beat up here for dressing like that. Americans disgust me. Marilyn Manson got his ass beat at denny's a year or two ago, and he is famous.
What is wrong with american whites?
>>71128105
I think pretty much this right here
>>71128421
Congratulations?
>>71127940
>white
>male
Sorry, your very existence is racist so no benefits for you
>>71128105
Yep. Welfare is for women and blacks only. Your job as a white male is to give up all your tax money for women and blacks.
>>71127940
Just cry and claim you can't work because you have social anxiety. My friend did that, bitched to his doctor until his doctor prescribed pills that he doesn't take, so now he sits on his ass and collects $800 a month in neetbux.
>>71127940
Youre white?
And you want help???
You realize this is 2016 right?????
>>71128105
This. White males are the most rejected applicants for assistance. You have to seriously be paralyzed to get assistance as a white male.
>>71128917
HE'S FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>71128858
Does he live alone? That wouldnt be enough to cover rent+utilities let alone food, car insurance etc
>>71129040
No he lives with his mom (who also collects unemployment for her "narcolepsy"), his mom's boyfriend (who makes money doing shady shit for porn advertisers) and his baby sister who is a full 20 years younger than him.
>>71127940
Welfare is Democrats stealing from white males.
Try and get a housing credit as a white male. You can't. You literally cannot get one.
>>71127940
No male can get "welfare", like cash assistance w/o being disabled. You can get 150$ for food stamps though. White or black, this is fact.
>>71127940
White able bodied male here.
Been on food stamps for a year now.
200 free dollareedoos a month.
Been living at home sharing wealth with family.
>26 years old
Feels fucking great, cant wait until robots take over all jobs, then Judge Dredds 2000 AD earth will achieve reality. Free houses free money free laziness.
>>71128584
You are the ones with the huge population of faggotty retards. I believe you should congratulate yourself.
>>71128858
in what province?
>>71128421
That's a black guy, color blind retard.
>>71128105
Not even niggers or spic males can get welfare, besides foodstamps, w/o being disabled. Only women get cash assistance.
>>71128678
Black males can't get welfare, in the form of cash assistance, either.
>>71129247
I will say I've had full time jobs in the past, and have a bachelors degree in education.
But now feels goo.
>>71129227
More whites are on welfare than nig nogs. White trash or the ones holding America down.
>>71127940
you need kids. i think minimum you need 2 now days and you need to make jack shit a year
>>71129247
I distinctly recall a lot of crime as well in the Dredd Universe
Enjoy being shot and robbed by DeMarkus in the NEET ghetto
>>71129239
What if i have a job?
I work 45 hours a week and still struggle to afford food. Can i get stamps?
Im fucking sick of seeing taxes deducted from my check and i dont even get help
Only first world countries like Europe have a working welfare system.
>>71129481
>Leaving your MegaHighway mobile home.
Drokk that.
>>71129623
The more you make, the more they take off in food stamps. No job= 200, fast food 30 hr= 120$
It's worth a try, imo.
>>71129321
British Columbia, Alberta, and Ontario will all give you welfare if you just ask nicely and appear pathetic. I'm not sure about Quebec or the prairies. The maritimes are so fuckin broke I doubt you can get very much out there.
>>71129677
which is why you're being bombarded with rapefugees
>europe
>country
>>71128421
yeah but getting an "ass beating" in Canada is when you hold the door for the victim reluctantly as they leave Tim Horton's.
>>71129304
t.country with the gay police
>>71129740
but that $800/month, was it in ontario?
>>71129735
I make about 1500/mo after taxes
Fuck man i hate knowing my money is going to support some coal burner and her disgusting gaggle of mixed monkey children
>>71129769
kek
>>71127940
>>71128858
In Swedistan it's difficult. You can't have any savings at all for example.
What you can do though, is get autism bux. I know people that are perfectly normal that got pills (and could've probably gotten money) basically just for turning up. Psychologists are hacks.
>>71127940
Blacks don't even know how to get welfare. There's a whole industry where social workers will walk them through the process.
I'm on food stamps and free poor people medicare (medicaid? idr not the old people one) and I'm white.
It's not that hard, you just have to make shit money and show proof of expenses like rent or housing bills (electric, water etc).
It sucks though because they don't give you enough to really enjoy life on (rightfully) so you're miserable and work shit jobs all the time and barely get by. It's better to have a nice job and pay taxes to niggers.
I'm just using it temporarily as I transition from a 10 year shutin to a full time worker. It was either be locked up in a loony bin as a useless crazy or use socialist aid to get me to a working man status
>>71128421
dont they phone in the hate crime unit for such cases?
>>71127940
Get on it fast and enjoy your last few months of being a lazy piece of worthless shit.
Once Trump is elected niggers, NEETs, and other layabout degenerates are going to have two choices: get a job, or hard labor on the Wall. Those who don't comply will be gassed.
>>71129323
He meant the guy behind the desk.
>>71129984
yes and then receive life imprisonment.
Dude! You're a WHITE MALE! Your privilege doesn't allow it.
>>71130141
can somebody link me to this video?
>>71130014
I have a job, have never received aid from gov, was just wondering if it was possible.
Im all for trump cleaninv up this mess, sadly i do not think they will let him win
>>71129884
1500/m after taxes is a pretty good income. if you are struggling it means you are living alone paying mortgage/rent by yourself or you have some serious debt issues. unless you live in commifornia or jewyork you should be doing better.
>>71129884
You might get 100 bucks, go ahead and give it a shot.
>>71127940
you probably gotta be disabled family to be honest in my honest opinion shaking my head
>>71129984
that can't be real.
Off topic: when americans say "Im making 60k a year" do they mean before or after all the taxes ?
>>71129481
But the Judges are here to protect us... right?
>>71129304
Are you serious?
wait..
>leaf
Oh.
>>71130531
Yea i live in expensive state/city and i also throw some cash at my elderly mother each week for her house payments
Im seriously about to look into food stamps and i dont feel bad about it in the slightest. If tiffany and her ugly mulatto kids get help i do too, fuck it
>>71131119
It's Canada, of course it's real.
>>71127940
Ayy what the fuck
Why is he wearing them tower shoes?
>>71131119
it's real i live in peel region. most other departments have similar vehicles
>>71130208
your privilege doesn't allow it
>>71131320
That's why they call him Romper Stomper.
>>71131230
If they say "per year" then they almost always mean before taxes.
If someone tells you they make X dollars a week or month, they probably mean after taxes because their basing it off the amount of their actual paycheck.
>>71131383
>>71131119
pic related
>>71131596
thanks
>>71131687
>>71127940
>>Go to welfare office
>>Apply for welfare
>>???
>>Profit
>>71131791
not even a good shop
>>71130014
Delete this
>>71128421
Bam Margera or whatever his name is tried to put on a show here in a bar, we kicked his bitch ass too!
>>71131602
>>71131687
>>71131791
Tried it once, didn't get permitted.
Well, i'm not a muslim rapist so no money.
>>71131894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhEi2GgvBzs
try /r9k/ , that neet's heaven , they could help you out
>>71131981
>>71129239
I work salary for 41k could I get something? I live alone between my mortgage and bills having some free food money would be neat
I'm 21.
Not white (not black...though you might still consider me a nigger)
And I don't make jack shit yet.
My family also isn't wealthy by any means.
How do I get free moneyz?
>>71132229
you should start with WE
>>71128105
I guess it would be out of the question if you're east Asian..
>>71132229
Man why do you even post here??
