Is pol ready for the new James Bond film?
>MI6 building, London
>Whatz da mission M'Ms?
>Someone has poisoned all watermelons, blacks are dropping like flies.
>So das why my bros Tyrone and Jamal wuz ded, dis is worst dan slaybery, its like a nigga hollow cost.
>This man may be the one responsible, appoach his wife and find out the source of the poison.
>Nigga Imma fuck that white bitch booty with my BBC and she gonna tell me all.
>I don't expect less from you, go to the lab now to see the new Q gadegets.
>At the Q lab:
>What do you hav fo me BBQ?
>Check this, a dollar chain with a radar that shows you the nearest bike you can steal.
>Yo man, das cool but no ride fo me?
>Yes, this is your new car, the Trayvon Martin DB9.
>Imma gonna be the king of da hood wiz dat
>There's no instructions book cause I know you can't read.
>Das rite.
>Later at the party:
>Sheeeeit I neva saw so many crakas in one place.
>Yo, vodka koolaid please, chicken, not stirred.
>This is a private party, who are you sir?
>The name's Bond, Aids Bond
>>71124347
This isnt just shitposting. This is advanced shitposting. Is Idris Elbow even confirmed to be the next 007?
Why don't they just make a new character all-together instead of just over-writing the original lore of the fucking thing.
I don't even give a shit about James Bond but I am sick of seeing shit like this. James Bond is a fictional Anglo, not an African. Make your own new fucking secret agent spy shit if you want it.
Fuck sake.
>The name's Ooga, Ooga Booga.
>>71124347
>Yes, this is your new car, the Trayvon Martin DB9.
>there will be a BBC scene
>>71124554
there is literally nothing in the books indicating that he is of a particular ethnicity/race.
>>71124347
Idris isnt even a steriotypical nigger you find in the US ghettos tho. Doesnt act like a nignog so hes alright with me. Altho I dont know where youre getting your info from, james bond is never going to a black actor
>>71124563
>>71124347
Idris Elba will never play Bond. You are working yourself up over nothing.
>>71124554
They have. It's called Shaft.
>>71124554
They are just rubbing it in our faces.
>>71124747
Kek didn't he beat his wife then leave her with his kid?
>>71124737
yea except ian fleming is constantly shit talking the other races
>>71124347
>Trayvon Martin DB9
Well that's my sides gone.
>>71124347
I don't understand. Isn't this just your average Brit?
>>71124347
>there's no instruction book because I know you can't read
>das rite
Fuck, my sides lad.
>>71124347
licensed to ooga booga
>>71124347
>AIDS bond
Kek
I'm getting real sick of Elba.
>dude lets put him in every fucking movie lmao
>>71124347
>Yes, this is your new car, the Trayvon Martin DB9.
>>71124347
what if James Bond and 007 are both code names handed down from agent to agent?
>>71124554
They're not just overwriting, they're completely changing that shit alltogether.
http://fortune.com/2016/03/30/hamilton-broadway-casting-non-white/
>>71124554
It's called CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
Just do what every other sane person does, boycott it. I still haven't seen Star Wars and have 0 intentions to see it, just like the new Ghost Busters.
*rap intro song plays every scene cut*
>gotta hustle do what I can
>fuck the police always keeping a brother down
>white man tryna make white world great again, nigger not on my watch
>there is a secret plot to give da MVP to a white dude!? did I stutter - not on my watch
>we gonna need some bigger rims for dis ride yo
>peace in my lifetime, bitch arse cracker, out my way I got eyes on that sweet exotic honey.
>>71124737
Yes there is he's a blonde haired blue eyed anglo man
>>71124347
>003/5
Will Bond now hold his gun sideways?
Day callz me Bahnd, niggaz! Dat means Jaymmmmzzzz Bahnd and shit, mah nigga!
>>71126241
so how come Sean Connery and Peter Brosnan could play him if he's supposed to be blonde haired?
>>71126342
Fo sho
He's gonna have an uzi too and plastic explosives disguised as skittles.
>>71126496
MASTER CHIEF
>>71124347
He grew up without a father.
>>71126232
top kek
>>71126506
Because they're European, same as Bond is European, I understand you're not white and feel terribly hurt that we are allowed our own culture too but do try talk sense.
>>71127224
Elba was born in London you know. He's as much European as anyone else.
>>71127350
Nice meme
>>71124347
James bond and the villains don't want to see it also it wont happen it just wont.
http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/607357/next-james-bond-white-not-black-pierce-brosnan-idris-elba
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Classic-James-Bond-Villain-Doesn-t-Want-See-Black-007-70781.html
>>71127567
>He cannot be black. Political correctness be damned. James Bond was established by Ian Fleming as a white character, played by white actors. Play 003 or 006, but cannot be 007. A lot of people say we should be allowed to play everything. Don’t be ridiculous … Black men should stop trying to play roles created by whites. These roles are not written for black men.
Based baloon
>>71127705
he was my favorite bond but in a few years they,l try and Mel Gibson his career wait and see.
>>71127567
It's so amusing watching liberals so desperately look for reasons to dismiss the opinion of another black man that goes against the Jewish narrative. All their stock dog-whistles don't work.
"B-but he's old!" is all they have.
>>71127962
"He’ll be male and he’ll be white,” Brosnan declared,
its almost poetry reading it.
he will be another Suan Connery in the media spot light the next event he turns to.
>>71127918
The quote was from the black actor that played Dr Kananga in Live and Let die.
>>71127350
Not ethnically. That's cultural appropriation
>>71124347
>Trayvon Martin DB9
>>71124522
>Is Idris Elbow even confirmed to be the next 007?
No, it was never any more than speculation from entertainment magazines.
Daniel Craig is contracted for one or two more films. Elba would be almost 50 by the time they actually replace Craig, and that's too old to start playing a role with a commitment of several films and years of production.
When Craig retires, expect the studio to look for an actor in their mid-to-late-30s.
>>71129868
>mid to late 30s
You just pulled that number out of nowhere.
>>71129965
Daniel Craig started as Bond when he was 37
Pierce Brosnan was 39
Timothy Dalton was 42
Roger Moore was 45
George Lazenby was 29
Sean Connery was 32
That's a mean age of 37 - also known as "mid-to-late-30s".
>>71124347
Thanks senpai but I already saw this on /tv/
>>71130971
And how old was Connery when he did never say never again?
>>71127350
So being born in Kenya makes you Kenyan?
>>71129965
Bond shouldnt be too young, so at least 35-38, but also not too old so definitely under 50-55.
>>71124347
>aids bond
Fukken saved.
>>71131633
Sean connery was 52 when he did never say never again
>>71124563
Kek even though it should really be
>the names Booga, Ooga Booga
>>71124347
>idris, go to the banquet at the russian embassy, mix with the attendants and keep a low profile. When you have a chance sneak into the offices and take pics of the secret documents
>he's the only black guy at the party and looks straight outta compton. Security never takes their eyes off him
>shieeeeeeeet
>>71124347
>chicken, not stirred
My fucking sides.
>>71124563
Fuh-king
KEK!
>>71131859
They'll never convince me that an african can walk into russia or china and not be noticed.
>>71131763
His age was showing, probably didnt help that he was a massive alcoholic.
>Yo, vodka koolaid please, chicken, not stirred.
my sides
>>71132022
>age showing
>massive alcoholic
The most accurate james bond description ever
> Turn on the tv
> Britbong play of Romeo and Juliet is on
> mfw Romeo is a fucking nigger
Why do you do this, bongs?
>>71132152
True especially with the latest films
Man whos been doing it for his whole life and we see the struggle in him
Its neat
>>71132209
Shakespeare was a jew
>>71124347
You realize that James Bond is British, not American, right?
>>71131859
top kek
>>71132388
>implying harry potter uses some type if magic to keep british nigs from nogging
>>71127350
An ape born in a stable isn't a horse.
>>71124347
>vodka koolaid please
>>71132547
An african born in America isnt a human.
PUT ME IN THE CAPTION
>>71124347
I don't agree with Idris Elba as the next 007 but as an actor he deserves more respect than this type of shitposting.
He is simply taking jobs offered to him. If you don't like a black man taking those roles then blame the people casting him not the man himself.
>>71132783
Taking any job thrown at you as an actor is how you end up as Nicolas Cage
>>71132783
>as an actor he deserves more respect
hahahaha, good one
>>71133042
>James Bond
>'any job'
>>71132588
> chicken, not stirred
>>71124936
No but he did get c.ucked
>>71124347
>chicken, not stirred
>>71124347
Fucking kek 10/10
>>71131453
It was produced by an independent company and a lot of people don't consider it canon.
>>71127350
Sure thing Mr Elba. Please go be a nigger somewhere else
>>71125548
> dat filename
kek
>>71127350
hahahahaha
top kek
>>71124347
Sweet baby jewsus, you are here by awarded Australian Shitposting Award of Another Cuntry. Cheers.
>>71134505
Thaks man, I'm a neet and this makes me feel realized.
>>71132783
Americans have a fetish for British-sounding accents. It sounds sophisticated and eloquent, even more so when it's coming from the mouth of a black guy.
Hollywood has this weird notion that if you get any, and I mean ANY, UK/Aussie/Irish actor for any sort of role, they'll automatically be a perfect fit. Nobody ever seems to give it a second thought.
>>71131453
55, and Roger Moore was pushing 57 when they filmed A View to a Kill
The difference is both men had already played Bond for more than a decade by then and they were their respective final films in the franchise.
You can't *start* someone as Bond when they're in their mid-50s.
>>71135180
Correction - Connery was 53.
>>71124347
nood, bix nood.
>>71124608
Gold!
>>71133217
KFC fried not broiled.
>>71124347
>chicken, not stirred
Holy fugg, my sides
>>71124347
>Trayvon Martin DB9.
bonobo, james bonobo
