Guilty ass have got no toilet

>>71121347
I'm gonna hold it in my ass foreverrrr

>>71121522
Gonna try and make up for the times I poo'd outdoooooors

There's no comfort in the toilet

The way I poo'd with yooou!

Needs a sax.

>>71121347
I choked on my coffee when I saw this. topkek
I like India lately, they've been handling the bantz real well now.

>>71121347
http://www.nme.com/filmandtv/news/matt-damon-wont-shit-or-piss-until-world-water-crisis/296012

>going full matt damon

>>71121948
Yeah and it only took them a year to slowly start to laugh at themselves as cucks

>>71122075

Don't you have some migrant dicks to be savoring (whoops, I mean saving), Captain Sweden?

I should have known better than to shit on a street

I shit myself, I want you to shit on me
When I sit down, I want you above me
I search my street, I want you to find me
I forget my street, I want you to remind me

I don't want a toilet
When I think about loo, I shit myself
Oh, I don't want a toilet, oh, no
Oh, no, oh, no

You're the one who makes me coming running
You're the sun who makes me shit
When you're around I'm always shitting',
I want to make you my loo

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...the way I pooed with youuuuu

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>>71123591
>When I think about loo, I shit myself

I don't get it

Where's australia