>be Australian
>parents talking about Donald trump and how evil he is
>snort and roll my eyes at them
>tell them they're just defensive because mum is black and dad is white
>tell them that trump would disown them
>dad open hand slaps me
>tells me to get out
Why the fuck do I even support Trump, I'm Australian and I think I just ruined my relationship with my family. It's been three days and they still won't talk to me, and dad slipped a note under my door with a list of homeless shelters.
Finely crafted shitpost but it's still shitpost. Got a laugh out of me though.
>>71108592
>literally get this reply for every post I make
I want to kill myself
Same thing happened to me with except with my grandparents. I tried to red-pill them on the jews only to find out my grandpa is a jew. How did i not find out earlier. I work at IGA and they always come in and ask me about MR. Rubinstein, They think its a fucking joke.
>>71108543
Tell us some more things that never happened OP.
>>71108677
Too bad your country banned guns. Suicide is easy with a gun.
You could hang yourself.
>>71108543
>>71108677
>>71108739
>>71108749
>land down under faintly heard in the distance
I'm not sure where your parents think they have the high ground, disowning their child over one political snark. Cut them out of your life OP, you clearly never meant that much to them.
>>71108543
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>>71108543
>slips list of homeless shelters under door
TOP KEK
He sounds like a mad cunt. I want to meet him!
>>71108543
>dad slipped a note under my door with a list of homeless shelters
This is where you lost me m8. When I smelled the ruse.
>>71108825
i kek'd
tell them you were high please forgive me please.
>>71108543
>and dad slipped a note under my door with a list of homeless shelters.
and that was the exact moment the ruse fell apart
>>71108543
So you're a nig not?
>>71109726
This desu senpai
>>71108543
nobody fucks blacks in australia
>>71108543
Tell your dad it's racist to kick you out/make you get a job because you're a nigger
And here we can see a fine specimen of strayamen in his natural habitat, doing what he knows best. Shitposting.
>>71108543
Why do Australians care about American politics?
>>71108543
Not only is this gay, it's really fake
>>71110044
holy fuk
>>71110134
For the same reason the Gauls cared about Roman politics m8.
>>71110126
kek
>>71108543
How old are you and what state?
>>71110134
Your country is a super power.
You Americans don't realize how much your government policies affects other countries.
We have massive military, intelligence and trade agreements with your country.
If your economy crashes then the rest of the world suffers, if you cut military spending the rest of the world is more at risk, if you export more cultural marxism the world gets influenced.
>>71110533
this poster is a pedo.
>>71110134
what is that fucking puppet called i completely forget
>>71108677
>frogposter
please do
