Saw this on Facebook. Thoughts?
>>71098756
>things that totally happened
>>71098756
Is this Watch Dogs?
>>71098756
women deserve to be kept in breeding camps
>>71098756
oh god the normies are hacking again
>>71098756
>hacked it with her phone
Who is this? The hacker known as 4chan?!
>>71098756
>haXored n00b
>>71098756
A gym owner would never give some bitch a free year.
>>71098756
And all the gym equipment stood and started clapping
>>71098756
>used my phone to hack it
ok.
clearly this didn't happen because nobody started clapping
>>71098756
>Treadmill
>Going 50mph
Yeah no.
>>71098756
I saw someone posted a lie on the internet so I used my connections with Iranian terrorists to invade the U.S. and institute sharia law, ending both feminism and tumblr forever. Then the Grand Mufti gave me a free 12 month subscription to 4chan.
>>71098756
I've done this several times, to several pigs; you guys obviously don't know your shit I guess we femanons are just quite a bit smarter after all ;)
>>71099046
>used my loo to poo in it
Ok
How the fuck would a treadmill go 50 miles per hour?
Like do people have any fucking idea how much energy that would take an how fundamentally bad it would be for the treadmill?
Like, let's assume for a minute that the treadmill for some really weird reason has wireless connectivity; you know, for all those treadmill applications or whatever. Let's assume you could actually control it remotely. Who the fuck would build a treadmill with the ability to go 50 miles per hour?
YES I'M MAD.
>>71098888
C H E C K T
>>71099044
kek
>>71098756
Things that never happened.
>>71098756
haha what a hilarious story anon, I hope you liked it and shared it!
>>71099044
check'd and kek'd
>>71099150
nice
>>71098756
Damn nigga must be fast if she had to crank it all the way up to 50 before he fell off
H A C K T H E P L A N E T
>>71098888
Hot post, hot quads
>tfw will never be held captive in a breeding camp
>>71099150
I want to know
>what gym hands out free time by fiat
And
>because the owner just happens to be right there?
And
>when is a gym owner grateful for having to worry about injury lawsuits?
>>71099150
she overclocked the engine, duh
or maybe the dude was accidentally running on a belt sander
Was she wearing a 1920s woollen swimsuit? Showing no ankles, yes? Oh she wasn't? Then I guess she thinks she's ugly and wants to be seen as such
Haxd XD
>>71098756
Even if this were true
>potentially causing someone serious injury for complimenting you
Although this is just a silly one, I see these a lot on FB. Hambeasts and moles claiming some guy whistled at them or made a suggestive comment. Women are insane.
/fit/ BTFO
>>71098756
Gym owner gets sued for failing to maintain equipment.
>>71098756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO9xbbaBtiI
>>71099343
Like goddamn, let's say we're really doing this "BALLS TO THE WALL, HOOK UP A FUCKING CAR ENGINE TO IT"
Then you'd just fucking start a fire, and fundamentally damage the machine.
>hacking a treadmill
>from your phone no less
>50 mph
>falling on your ass when this would certainly cause a forward fall
>owner giving you free shit for tampering with equipment
And lets not forget
>all because someone acknowledged you were attractive
>>71099669
treadmill-like devices that go in excess of 100 mph exist
it's how they test tires and shit
>>71098756
so many things that didn't happen in so little of a space
>>71098888
Check'd
Reminds me of that time I hacked the pool's draining system at my local water park with my TI-82 so the chad got sucked into it for dissing my trenchcoat
The manager gave me a free floaty noodle and all the refreshments I wanted from the food kiosk
>>71099850
Hell, I doubt she was even in a gym.
>>71099773
WELL SHIT
I'M GLAD I DON'T GO TO THE MICHELIN GYMS THEN
MIGHT END UP WITH WHIPLASH
>>71098756
Sure, like this wouldn't end in a lawsuit.
>>71098756
I don't think they put 50mph as an option on like... any treadmill ever. Retards would be killing themselves all over the place.
>>71098888
Quads confirm
>>71099251
Poo'd and loo'd
>>71099773
They are also designed to go to that speed. Why the fuck would a gym have a treadmill designed to test cars?
>>71098888
Damn... quads confirm.
>>71098756
>subscription to gym
>treadmills go 50MPH
>gyms have treadmills that work with smartphones
This person has never been to a gym. Ever.
>>71100046
for people who show up in their motorized scooters and want to work out
And then Marylin Monroe and Marie Curie descended from the heavens and smashed the patriarchy.
> hack a treadmill
My fucking sides.
>>71098756
>Thoughts?
Sounds like actually going to a gym would benefit her enormously.
>>71099437
Probably a tumblr feminist with power fantasies. And fantasies about being attractive
really?
>>71100241
Damn, she's a good hacker.
>>71098756
>I hacked the treadmill with my phone
Treadmill at my gym gets overloaded and dies at any speed above 10 MPh. Makes it a bitch to do any form of interval training. But, on a related note,this bitch is retarded.
>>71099340
>oh man this guy may have been killed by our belt-sander disguised as a treadmill for use by sonic the hedgehog
>this brave wymyn who is clearly a hacker by her problem glasses and hello kitty-skinned smartphone did it
>thank you brave femme-presenting ally you smashed the patriarchy at this gym
>along with smashing that guy's kneecaps, shins, toes, legs, life and possibly skull
>have a free year and access to our mainframe to hack the squat rack
>>71098756
>things that never happened
>>71098756
men are evil because they fact check my bullshit
REEEE END THE PATRIARCHY
Men gawk at women in the gym quite a bit. It's really hard not to when you're on an adrenaline/endorphin high and there are unusually fit women in unusually tight clothes walking around. In my time as a gym rat, though, I've never seen a man whistle at a woman. In my experience people have a stronger than usual tendency to avoid interaction with strangers in the gym. Am I imagining that?
>>71100241
Obviously this strong, intelligent woman first had to hack the treadmill's speed limiters so she could bring it up to 50 mph. Don't you know anything about hacking? COME ON
>>71098756
>>71098756
>used my phone to hack it
But who was phone?
>>71098756
Why do women come up with such ridiculous lies? If you're going to lie keep it as simple as possible and stick to your guns once you devote.
>>71098756
She should have been using that phone that hack the diabetes out of herself, the poor thing
Looks like something from the Whisper app. Never happened.
>>71098756
Literally not possible. Attention whoring at it's finest.
>>71099688
/thread
>>71098756
Played too much watchdog.
>>71098756
>hacked the treadmill
>le super intelligent smarter and stronger than any man female super spy
>*clicka clacka clicka clacka
>"I'm in."
Then I haxed her yoga pants for maximum camel toe
i just want you all to know
this is probably the funniest thread i've ever seen on r/pol/
This makes me feel empty inside, like I'll never feel anything ever again.
>>71099150
Remember that using the word "like" incorrectly is a degenerate meme.
>>71099150
Yea. That's the only problem with this story.
>>71099129
kek
DATABASE
DATABASE
JUST LIVIN' IN THE DABATASE
WO HO
>>71099110
What, you think my phone can't do this?
Just you wait, I'll use my watch to make your microwave do a 360 and walk away.
>>71100241
Overclocking.
>>71098888
>women deserve to be kept in breeding camps
Nice quads, Elliot.
>>71098756
Christ, check out /r/ThatHappened
This was there the other day, it's basically a shit that never happened page
