So /pol/, why haven't you joined border patrol yet?
>$38,619 annual minimum starting salary
>get to live in Texas
>get to ride around on pic related hunting beaners
>health insurance, life insurance, paid firearm training, and many other benefits
>get to protect the homeland
>get to take part in the mass cleansing of America when Trump is elected
So what's stopping you /pol/?
I'm waiting...
what's more fun than hunting down shitskins with your favorite companion?
Hahaha protect homeland.
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2016/02/06/agents-ordered-to-release-criminal-aliens-illegal-immigrants/
you ready to stop rollplaying in your basement and do the real deal?
Over here we get to drive around in boats
>>71094952
It's only a little while longer until Obama is out of office and his stand-down orders are rescinded
>>71095136
same. what can be more comfy and pic related?
>>71095323
vroom vroom
Fuck you shitskins and drug dealers you're not getting in to the country on my watch!
>>71095579
do you guys have a lot of illegals who try to get in on makeshift boats? also pic related is our updated uniform when Trump is elected
>>71095683
Yup. Well not so much anymore since we've started sending them back or locking them up in offshore detention.
>>71094488
>$38,619 annual minimum starting salary
Shit pay 2bh famallama
>>71096314
most people on /pol/ probably only earn half that working minimum wage. Also, that's only if you didn't go to college and have no experience.You can get as high as $55,000 a year with both. And if not, you can get to that salary within a year if you start at 38
>>71096314
>livable salary for horsing around outside 8 hrs a day
>>71096547
And it's Texas, extremely low cost of living.
>>71096499
Who pays you? Also do I need any prior training/requirements?
$38k is slave wages.
I'd consider it if it started at $58k minimum.
>>71096314
That's starting salary, average pay is 63,730 according to Payscale.
>>71094488
Too old, would gladly hunt beaners though.
>>71096822
240b?
>>71096692
Well it is a federal government agency so I assume them, and here are basic requirements
http://www.cbp.gov/careers/join-cbp/which-cbp-career/border-patrol-agent/application-process/basic-bp-requirements
Can anyone really say they wouldn't enjoy defending the wall during and after its construction?
>>71094488
Will you take a strayan immigrant?
>>71097154
There's going to be a big beautiful door for people to come in, but they have to come in legally.
>>71096922
Yup, here's a more recent career choice pic. I'm just being a boring rentacop now.
>>71094488
My Grand Father flew for the border patrol for over 20 years. He told such great stories. Maybe I should consider a life on the line...
May be in my blood afterall.
>>71097263
I'll cross my t's and dot my i's.
I want to taste freedom, and I am willing to put my body on the line to defend my new home.
Realistically. How hard would it be for an Australian to emigrate over to Texas and join border patrol?
I envy you young bucks who will get the Great Opportunity to build and protect the Great Wall of Trump. Do us proud young Patriots and help Make America Great Again.
>>71097291
what did you do before that?
>>71097406
I'm 2 years into college and I'm seriously considering leaving to do it
>>71097407
I believe you just have to be a US citizen and maybe have lived in the US for 3 years. Nothing beyond that.
>>71097787
:(
Gotta make my own way for 3 years before having a career? Shit senpai.
Ah well. The dream was sweet, albeit short.
You fucking know what
I don't fucking know
I think I may
Do they have to take a lie detector test?
>>71097787
I was a seabee, just a glorified construction worker.
>>71097922
If you meant before security I was a gunsmith.
>>71097891
I actually just checked and it says you just have to be a US citizen. You have hope!
>>71097896
you do have to take a polygraph test yes
>>71098086
Well, how long does it take to become a citizen?
I was hoping serving was going to reduce the time taken to become a citizen.
As it stands I have enough savings to fly over there right now and start working.
>>71098156
Do they ask if you use drugs or what?
Fuck
>>71098310
Well you will also take a drug test, but yes they will ask if you have used drugs in the past. That doesn't necessarily mean you won't get in considering most people have used drugs before.
>>71098283
There is a "lottery" you can enter that is totally free, so you can look into that. dunno, as a US citizen this isn't something I have had to look into obviously. also, I believe if you get engaged / married you get citizenship.
>>71095136
People WANT to illegally immigrate to a prison colony?
???
>>71098590
So, find a Red haired green eyed american woman and make her love me? No problem.
*FOREVER ALONE*
>>71094488
You had me by your 3rd point
>>71098838
sorry mate, but if you are serious about becoming a US citizen you should go for it. It may take a few years but you'll probably get in.
>>71098838
If it's a dream you really want, you can achieve it. That's one of the best parts about being an American. Yeah there are fucked up parts of it, but compared to other countries it is pretty sweet. No matter where you live, you can always be an American
>>71099013
I remember a few guys getting their citizenship while active duty, he could go coastie, do an enlistment and be good to go
>>71099013
I am, but who doesn't like fast tracking into a dream if they can?
>>71099136
Man that job sounds amazing. I'll be honest, the idea of the job role PLUS the inherent freedom of BEING an American...... my dick wont smashing into my chin lad. It's simply too good of a dream.
>>71099248
and with Trump as president, it's hard to imagine how amazing America will become.
>>71099345
>>71099170
I guess the real question is, Can Texas handle bants?
>>71099429
well it's no Florida
>>71099549
God damn it I want to be an American so bad right now.
I want to be free, I want to be home, I want my rifle....
>>71099659
Just don't forget this feeling and never give up, and you'll make it. If you're determined enough nothing can stop you, at worst you'll just have to get a desperate fattie to marry you which wouldn't be too hard.
>>71099934
I'd be giving up the "one wife for life" dream and risk crippling american divorce settlements. But surely... it's worth it.......... right?
>>71094952
Yeah, that is totally true. That's why the union supports Trump. They're tired of being unable to do their jobs.
>>71100168
sign a prenuptial agreement, and you would just have to be careful because if they think it was a phony marriage you could get in trouble. To be American? anything is worth it
>>71094488
I make more than that now and I don't have to live in texas
>>71094958
That's not Border Patrol, that's Texas Department of Public Safety, aka, Texas Rangers.
felony drug trafficking conviction on my record or i would
>>71094488
So I can just let all the illegals i catch go and fuck with American citizens all day? no thanks
