What would you do if you were facing an armed assailant?
go fetal
Apologise for being rasist.
>>71094083
Go into surrender position which is going on my knees closing my eyes and opening my mouth wide.
Call 911
>>71094083
Use my sharingan to place him under a genjutsu before he can even react. He will feel like he's being tortured for days when in reality only a few seconds would pass. During that time I would disarm him and use my zanpakto to steal his soul and dispose of his body with my lava devil fruit powers.
>>71094083
apologize for offending them and then offer a blowjob to make it up to them. As is canadian tradition.
>>71094083
Move back to Canada.
>>71094083
disarm him instantly with my superior logic and humanist ethics
>>71094597
You forgot to throw a fedora at him
KILL
>>71094083
Check my privilege then bend over and spread my butt cheeks like any non-racist would.
Debate him
Shoot him and make America safe again.
Inform him politely that it is a gun free zone
>>71094083
Call the police
>>71094511
BUT THE POLICE ARE RACIST?
>>71094511
>>71095061
>>71095175
How long will the police take to arrive tho?
>>71095175
>One second sir, let me call the police.
ummm but no one would have guns if they were illegal... ??
>>71095301
>>71095270
He's not gonna shoot me, and I can tail the gunman for the police
Stretch out my clothes to make myself look bigger... I dunno, in school they mostly just told us what to do in case of bear attacks and the like. Armed assailant are your problems. I bet even your bears attack you with guns.
but in our perfect world, there would be no guns.
>>71094083
Basic CQC
Grab the gun and push up, while ducking down and pushing my body weight against him all at the same time. You could also try to direct the gun away from you.
This is the only sensible answer.
If he was a few meters away from me
>exhale deeply
>open palms
>shadows gather into the form a black katana
>open my eyes and exhale
>materialize behind him and run my blade through his back
>>71095935
>Grab the
get shot
>>71096099
This
>>71096099
>he doesn't have kevlar clothing
>>71096099
>>71096228
Hypothetical.
Would you rather purposely take on in the shoulder and take the gunman down or change a fatal shot elsewhere.
>>71096390
At best kevlar by itself will just prevent the round from penetrating, you'll still be eating the full impact of the shot.
>>71096505
Nah.. I'd rather just go fetal I think.
>>71096099
If someone is standing close enough for you to grab their gun, almost anyone could grab it before they can react.
action>reaction
So, if you are going to hold someone up don't stand close to them.
Not saying it is a good idea to grab it, they could just wrench the gun back out of your hands and fill you so full of lead you could use your dick as a pencil.
Well if no one has guns, then how can rob me with a gun????
>>71096665
I'd go fecal, actually.
>>71096800
By getting two pipes a nail and an endcap. Boom instant gun.
Get shot and apologize to my victim for being a white male.
>Herp derp ima gonna take down a dude armed with a modern firearm with muh ninja skillz I learned at my local dojo.
The ancient world's most dedicated lethal and well trained warriors armed with the best armor, swords, axes and pole arms didn't stand much of a chance against peasant soldiers armed with cruddy inaccurate muskets. It is pure arrogance and stupidity to think you would fair any better without a firearm of your own.
Have one of your friends get a paintball gun, Start at arms reach and try to disarm him before he shoots you, see how well that goes.
Insane mode: Start off with a 100 yards or more between you, even hide if you will and try to sneak up without getting shot.
Make sure to set the paintball guns velocity to max, so a painfull lesson will be drilled into your head for being so retarded.
