Ulfric = Bernie
General Tallius = Clinton
Thalmor = Jews/Mega corps/bankers
Alduin = Trump
Is this accurate?
>>71093256
You got it all wrong
Ulfric = Trump
Thalmor = Hillary
Alduin = Cruz (only exists to ruin things)
General Tullius = Bernie
>>71093256
The Thalmor are gods chosen people nord-goym
Skyrim needs multiculturalism if it needs to survive and elves will be leading this. the nords may resent us for our leading role, but if Skyrim doesnt have multiculturalism it will not survive .
>>71093659
They're shit Stealth Archers though
>>71093750
Stealth archery is another form of oppressive stereotyping of dark elves, another innocent ethnic group seeking refuge in skyrim horribly oppressed by the nords
So who is the dragon born?
Ulfric = Trump
Tallius = Cuckservatives
Thalmor = Hillary
Alduin = Jews/Globalists
Alduin is ISIS.
>>71094222
This one is most accurate.
Gandulf = Trump
Saruman = Hillary
Sauron = Jews/Mega Corps/Bankers
Aragorn = Bernie
>>71093402
this
Anti Stormcloak is code word for Anti Nord
>"So tell me, Anon...you don't really support that racist Ulfric Stormcloak, do you?"
>>71094874
>implying anyone would want dirty Mer pussy
Ulfric was a cunt
He rebelled against the empire over a law that wasn't really enforced, forcing the empire to actually at least try to stamp out his influence or else risk breaking the tenuous nature of the white gold concordant
He was then invited for political talks by the high king of skyrim so that they could discuss a formal secession from the empire, but instead, ulfric mruders the high king using ancient divine powers which he swore not to use for such a purpose, and declares himself high king because ??? Igniting a civil war in the province and further injuring both the merit of his teachings and the prosperity of his people, and further weakening the only force in tamriel that could possibly stand against the thalmor
This is like declaring yourself king of Alaska in the 1980s because of a disarmament treaty between the US and the USSR. You aren't helping anyone you actually want to help and only furthering the goals of your most hated enemy.
Varys= Kasich
Littlefinger = cruz
Cersei = Hillary
White Walkers = Bernie people
Night's king = Bernie
Tyrion = Trump
Oh shit niggers it's a TES thread. Reminder that in the previous kalpa crab people ruled the world and followed the daedric prince Molag Bal, who they saw as a half lobster man with human arms and legs.
>>71093659
You've committed a crime against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense you fucking cuck?
>>71093994
/pol/
>>71095047
Il be getting protection from the Thalmor embassy, they will force the empire to fire you for your racial profiling you filthy nord
>>71095040
Wait
Does that mean Umaril was half crab?
>>71095386
No, but he might have been half bird
Umaril lived in the current kalpa. Not the lobster kalpa.
We Namek saga now.
Trump = Goku
Rand Paul = Krillin
Carson = Gohan
Christie = Piccolo
Rubio = Burter, Jeice, Recoome, Guldo.
Cruz = Captain Ginyu
Bernie = Vegeta
Hillary = Frieza
I wanted Trump to be Vegeta, but I couldn't figure out how to place Bernie if not Vegeta. If Hillary beats Trump, then Trump is Vegeta.
