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Do we have any Soldiers here?
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>>71091536
Try /k/.
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Maybe
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>>71091536
We use to they all left when the animemers got here.
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>>71091536

I drive a bus
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>>71091536
>Poland
LMAO are you apart of the surrender squad?
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>>71091536
$100 says you're the manlet
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>>71091692

Didnt you lose a war against a bunch of emus and lost like 40 soldiers?
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>>71091638
lots of soldiers watch anime, pham
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>>71091536
I used to be in the CF
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>>71091781
Didn't you lose to a bunch of vietnamese farmers?
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>>71091813

Maybe the IT guys. Anime is gay as shit.
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AF reporting in
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>>71091888

They had guns and explosives. Emus are birds.
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>>71091536
>risking your life for a corrupt leftard democracy

Not even once
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>>71091692
>>71091781
fucking anglo kikes, go die in a drive through you imbeciles
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>>71091536
Hopefully not. Welfare queens are all retarded and don't contribute whatsoever to discussion
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>>71092000

The last time you were relevant was over 1000 years ago.

Fuck off.
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>>71091536
Reporting for duty sir
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yes me y?
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>>71092065

A
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>>71091888
>Australia forgets they lost that war too
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Officer fag here
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>>71092065
i have a college degree
i got a 98 on my asvab

im not retarded
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>>71092126

Go kill a North Korean.
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Im not rn but Im planning to go to officers training and go into the Royal Navy Commandos
Anyone got any advice/stuff i should do to prep?
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>>71092275

Yeah. Prep that anus.
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>>71091894
you sound insecure, friend :)
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>>71092341

You sound like a homosexual
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>>71092275
i tried to an officer since i have a college degree

i double majored in college and have a 2.9

you need a 3.0 to qualify

rip
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Afghan was a lost cause

t. a Vet
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>>71092417
Shit dude that sucks.
What did you get in as?
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>>71092412
What you got against homosexuals senpai?
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>>71092472

So is Canada
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Prior service Marine infantry here.
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>>71092412
Cool man. I remember middle school too.
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>>71092417
I did Army ROTC and it was insane to get in, OCS for active duty is even harder.

Navy seems to be the hardest branch to break into officer wise
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>>71091536

You pc bro? I'm a social justice warrior too we should hang out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S2HRYYZoko
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>>71092513

Um, Jesus hated Gays. Homosexuality is wrong and gross. God hates Gays.
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>>71092341
No, anime's just gay. Go back to /b/ please.
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>>71092587

You should. It was only two years ago.
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>>71092654
Prove the existence of any god :)
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>who else was suckered into joining ZOG Infantry Directionless Adults Club LLC?

Holy shit you guys are sad
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>>71092268
If they keep failing missile launches they'll do the work for me :)
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>>71092737

Okay. You're here. The world is here. The universe is working in ways we cannot fathom. God is real
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>>71092846
which god ;)
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>>71092751

Because killing Muslims is fun as fuck.
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>>71092654

Be gay. Get AIDS. Die slowly.
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>>71092275
Run. Fucking run your ass of. Start now. Work up to 60 miles a week minimum. I'm not joking.

Don't know how far that is in Euroland - 100k or so? The best way to do it is average 6 miles a day (8,4,9,3, etc), with one day a week completely off.

Swimming is actually less important in terms of fitness. Technique is way more important there.

Good luck.

t. old fag & ex-navy EOD (watered down sf)
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>>71092837

Why do you not just try to take out the fat man?
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>>71092472
What regiment?
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>>71092876

God of Abraham
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>>71093019
how do you know

>LE BIBAL TULD ME
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>>71092948
*herp derp

36 miles a week, 6 a day with one day off.

Sorry. I was enlisted anyways kek...
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>>71093081

The Bible is the world of the Lord.
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>>71092948
Alright thanks man.
Im out of shape now but it shouldnt be too hard to get back into shit

Also we still use miles in the UK
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>>71093154
how do you know?

>IT SAID SO IN DUH BIBAL
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>>71092922
I'm sure its a great time. And then you boys get shot at once and come back with "PTSD" and pop pills and live like degenerates.

Get your fucking hand out of my pocket, welfare queen. Get a real job you stupid overweight most likely Southern piece of shit.
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>>71093172

Our metric system is superior.
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>>71093132
6 is overkill man unless you are going for the 75th or Q course...
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>>71092654
Is that why your country legalized gay marriage?
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>>71093221

> neckbread being this mad

Hahaha! Thanks for paying for my college. Faggot.
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>>71093292

It will be overruled and done away with. That's the glory of democracy.
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>>71093221
My free degree tastes so sweet now ;)
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Went to Iraq and let me tell you, it was cool. And we had good food too.
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Yes pirate soldier reporting in
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>>71093252
How do you figure?
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>>71091536
Yeah. I'm only a PFC in the Army though
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>>71092922
>Because killing Muslims is fun as fuck.
Yup
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>>71093582

I got a bunch of pictures while at various ancient historical sites while in Iraq and Afghanistan. I think I have a picture of me next to some Roman pillars in Afghanistan in a folder on my computer.
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>>71093663
Go to bed, you have PT
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outlaw soldier, reporting in...
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>>71093598

Hahaha, keep it up and you will get a fucking bullet in your head. Nigger.
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>>71093714
Greeks you mean? Don't think the Romans ever got there.
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>>71092417
I didn't get a contract for Army ROTC, due to crazy ass budget cuts. A bunch of kids don't get contracts here. Gonna try for OCS in a few years. 2.98 GPA rn
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>>71093598
You need to put down the proxy, son.
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>>71093217
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>>71093861

Yeah the Romans were there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasions_of_Afghanistan
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>>71093221
Pretty much this...
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>>71093732
Haha no. I'm only a reservist for now.
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If mandatory conscription counts, I served in Airborn Troops (VDV) camp 54164 from May 2012 to May 2013. Shot a muslim shitskin thresspassing in october 2012. Feel free to ask me any questions.
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>>71094190

How is life in the Russian military? How are the famous "penis inspection days"?
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>>71093995
XD
XD

LE EPIC HAT MEME
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>>71091736
The bullet that hits the others in the head will go right over his.
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>>71092930
>>71093292
>>71092737
Totally missed the joke.
Fucking shut ins.
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I lost my sense of smell when I was a kid. That's a disqualifier in every branch.

At any point, do they test your ability to smell? As long as I keep myself clean, and stay aware of stinky shit around me, would anyone ever suspect anything? I guess I'd never be a super spooky operator, smelling jihadist cigarettes from three blocks away, but would it be an issue in a normal 4-year commitment?
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>>71091942
>emu war
>le epic reddit maymays
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>>71094304
>How is life in the Russian military?

Monotone. Imagine your first train ride. For some time you like the new enviroment you're in. Everything is new and interesting to you. The train cabin stuff, funky train rules, stewardress uniform... But then you realise that you are actually in discomfort, surrounded by dirt and unfamiliar strangers. And you just want the train ride to take you to your destination and get off.

>>71094304
>How are the famous "penis inspection days"?

I assume you're reffering to all the porn that is supposedly happends in the military? Trust me, russian army is like russian society on extasy. Russia is a pretty homophobic country. And the russian military is 100x more homophibic. As a person who served in the military, I can look at the pics and tell you with 100% accuracy if it's legit happends in the military or not. Most of the porn doesn't. Just by looking at their haircuts and uniforms that haven't been used for 20 years.
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>>71094943

I mean, if anything it would just be putting yourself in danger. You would be surprised at how important the ability to smell is when you're going through urban areas clearing buildings of jihadists.
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>>71094943
>At any point, do they test your ability to smell? As long as I keep myself clean, and stay aware of stinky shit around me, would anyone ever suspect anything? I guess I'd never be a super spooky operator, smelling jihadist cigarettes from three blocks away, but would it be an issue in a normal 4-year commitment?

There's a test where three sergeants go into an office where you can't see and one of them puts his finger in another ones butt. Then they come out and you have to smell all their fingers and butts and figure out which finger was in which butt.
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>>71095344
When my friends did that in school I would just lick everything to be sure. As long as they ate different stuff I can get it right most of the time.
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>>71095118

How is life in Russia, generally?

> assume you're reffering to all the porn that is supposedly happends in the military

No I'm talking about penis inspection day. Some Russians were talking about it in a different military thread. I guess its to check for any STDs or whatever. It was really just a joke.

> Russia is a pretty homophobic country.

And also has one of the largest closet gay populations in the world.
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>>71092065
kill yourself
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>>71093598
Youre killing your value, man.
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>>71095162

In what way? Is it about smelling burnt powder and gasoline and stuff?
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I'm a soldier against the tyranny of the emerald ash borer, does that count?
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>>71095730
kek
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>>71095416
>How is life in Russia, generally?

Grey, poor and depressing.

>No I'm talking about penis inspection day. Some Russians were talking about it in a different military thread. I guess its to check for any STDs or whatever. It was really just a joke.

Well I did see a urologist when I was conscripted, but otherwise nothing weird.

>And also has one of the largest closet gay populations in the world.

I don't care desu, fambino. I am ok with gay people. Not with degenerates who shove it other peoples faces or closeted repressed psychos. If it's a good person, who cares what sexuality they have? They can't help it. Even better, more chicks for me.
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>>71091888
Actually no. VC was not a relevant factor past 1968. And ANZAC played a big part of that war as well, so joke's on you.
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>>71095715

Anything explosive related. For Christ sake, the only way the fucking sand niggers can kill us is with explosives hidden away. But most likely they would figure it out somewhere along your training and they would anally rape you for not telling them.
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>>71094190
Arent VDV those crazy niggers who break cinder blocks on their heads and shit?
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>>71091536
I mae bee a marin
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>>71095892

Yeah, that's me, nigger.
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>>71095792

> Grey, poor and depressing.

That's a bummer.

> Well I did see a urologist when I was conscripted, but otherwise nothing weird

Yeah they were talking like everyone in a platoon strips naked and an officer walks by an inspects their junk.

> Not with degenerates who shove it other peoples faces or closeted repressed psychos. If it's a good person, who cares what sexuality they have? They can't help it. Even better, more chicks for me.

That's a rational decision, Ivan. And I would agree.

Any chance of Putin ever giving up power to the people? Or are you going to try and flee to South Korea?
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>>71095837

And what, you're expected to smell the explosives coming?

I can do acrid smells. I can smell my own BO after a day or two. I just can't smell food or flowers or anything like that. As long as they need me to smell gas, I'm on board. I just doubt I'd pass a scratch-n-sniff test.
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>>71095894
Sempir fiddles am jus Marin.

t.Untied Status Marin Crops
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>>71093598
righto mate
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>>71096081

Well, in training you will work with explosives at some point. They may ask you some questions and you might not be able to answer those questions.
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>>71092220
I hope you went OCS.
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>>71096034
Well why the fuck do you guys do that?

All memes aside, do you need to get wasted as fuck before doing that? Probably hurts like hell.
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>>71096090
Silvur bulit an chil?
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>>71096278

> Well why the fuck do you guys do that?

You are really asking a former Russian soldier why he broke shit over his head?

That's like asking why does a nigger steal a bike.
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>>71096360
Doc plz
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>>71091888
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>>71096472
TL>Marin
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>>71096472
;)
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We were soldiers and young
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>>71096062
>Yeah they were talking like everyone in a platoon strips naked and an officer walks by an inspects their junk.

We stripped to underwear maximum, to check for bruises etc. once a week. To check if anyone was fighting each other or bullying, but never this. You probably got trolled or maybe there was some majorly fucked in the head officer, idk.

>Any chance of Putin ever giving up power to the people? Or are you going to try and flee to South Korea?

Nah, he's gonna feed of slave-mentality idiots for a very long time. Why would I flee to South Korea? To live with crazy chinks in a 6x6m apartment that smells like kimchi? That was random. I am working hard of getting out of here but I dream more of a top 1st world country like USA, Canada, Australia or NZ. As far from Eurasia as possible.
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>>71096155
My combat engineer friend said that the only time smell ever came up in his AIT was when everyone agreed that the C4 crate smelled like almonds.

Assume here I'm going for a non-combat arms position, just to remove the risk.
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IM A SHOULDER!
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>>71096647
Hei ther debil doge
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>>71096034
how many times do you practice rifle training and whats the relation ship between the branches of the military, such as norms and customs clashing when the branches interact, also how does leadership treat its troops ? do you do alot of field training and hows the enforcement of rules work ?
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>>71096518
>implying that we used tanks, helicopters and ships to kill emus
>only 3 men
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>>71096697

> To check if anyone was fighting each other or bullying,

Is there lots of bullying in the Russian military?

> You probably got trolled or maybe there was some majorly fucked in the head officer, idk.

What is the command like of the Russian military. Normal for the most part?

> Nah, he's gonna feed of slave-mentality idiots for a very long time.

That's a shame.

> Why would I flee to South Korea? To live with crazy chinks in a 6x6m apartment that smells like kimchi? That was random.

Because most Russians I talk to on here say they are trying to leave but most of them cannot make it to America so they go to South Korea since it is the closest thing to America near you.

> I am working hard of getting out of here but I dream more of a top 1st world country like USA, Canada, Australia or NZ. As far from Eurasia as possible.

Yes, come to America. You will be safe here. Canada is a liberal shit hole like Europe.

Australia is full of idiots who banter too much. But NZ might be nice and quiet. I wouldn't mind living there.
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>>71091536
why do they have this squared black face camouflage?
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>>71096278

It's just showmanship of fearlesness and virility. We used these red, crispy old ones. Idk how you call them in english, whatever. If you're 6 foot tall conditioned man, who never served in the military, you can still break them with a hand if you apply enough pressure.
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>>71096764

Well, there are a wide variety of non-combat roles. You would have to be more specific.
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>>71097058

to protect their identity?
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>>71096697
>pls no bully inspection

Not knocking you at all, but I read the Russian military didn't give two shits about hazing and bullying. Are you guys going soft just like the US military is?

Though honestly anti bullying isn't as bad as where we currently are. Just be warned, anti bullying is where it all starts.
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Im a casualtyy of war


biotch
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>>71096697
How about Poland?
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>>71097083
I haven't decided yet, mostly because I don't know if I want to devote so much time to something I ultimately realize I can't do. My baseline question comes down to 'at any point, do they actually require you to smell something during training and accurately describe the smell'. If the answer is yes, then I accept the military isn't for me, and that's alright. But if it's something I can do, I intend to.
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>>71097148

you probably had some nigger tier hazing in the Muhreens.

I wouldn't like that at all. Which is why I didn't go that direction.
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Yep
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>>71097326

Again, your training is built around what you want to do. So you need to decide that first.
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>>71091692
bogan, you're getting colonized by Chinks and you cant even stop that.

lol
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>>71091536
No, they don't let 'redpilled' wingnuts like /pol/ denizens serve. You stay in your pen.
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>>71097348
eww techschool faggots, dont forget your gonna get fat as fuck when you arrive to your first duty station and it takes a year to get used to everything so enjoy the suck of getting through the last leg of training
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>>71097540
Nah we have like the hardest tech school. Working out keeps our minds at ease.
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>>71097540

> Implying the training ever ends
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>>71096062
>Yeah they were talking like everyone in a platoon strips naked and an officer walks by an inspects their junk.

So the jew officers inspect who is circumcised and who isnt?

in other words , they register who is privileged and who gets the hard goyim treatment.

fuck serving in your zionist military.

fuck serving kikes.
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>>71092126
ROK forces were hardcore in South Vietnam, have spoken with many Vietnam vets who said South Koreans didnt fuck around and they enjoyed working with them. The Australians on the other hand...
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>>71097476
> misconceptions for $1200
the miltary pumps out conservatives and redpilled fgts by the bushel regardless of the prior belife system the smarter you are the more redpilled you become
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>>71097683

Haha you dumb ass. It was Russians talking about the penis inspection in their military.

> Expecting a toilet cleaner to read English properly'

whoops.
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>>71091536
Soldiers or do you mean ex soldiers. we never stop being soldiers but we do stop dressing that way.
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>>71097805
russia is also a zionist occupied shithole

no better than the US.


fuck the both of you military forces

fuckhead
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>>71096892
>how many times do you practice rifle training

4-5 times a week, staring from month 2. Of the term.

>whats the relation ship between the branches of the military, such as norms and customs clashing when the branches interact

Everyone except VDV is pretty much on the same terms. VDV is like your Navy Seals for refference. More bravado.

>also how does leadership treat its troops

Depends on the officers. Some are nice and honourable. Others are fucking degenerates.

>do you do alot of field training and hows the enforcement of rules work?

Since i served in the airborne troops we did a lot of training with parachutes and jumps obviously. Some officers leave all the enforcement of rules to the low rtanking officers, like jr saergants, who are the same age conscripts like you, they are usualy butthurt about their previous mates bullying and try to compensate by bullying new consripts.

>>71097015
>Is there lots of bullying in the Russian military?

It depends from one military base to another. The farrer from Big Cities - the worse the hazing gets.


>What is the command like of the Russian military. Normal for the most part?

Answered similar question to previous anon.

>Because most Russians I talk to on here say they are trying to leave but most of them cannot make it to America so they go to South Korea since it is the closest thing to America near you.

I would personally never live in an Asian country. Fuck this, I am already in a 3rd world semi-asiatic fucked up place. I live in China for 6 months, working as a translator. Also in Thailand for a month. Never again.jpeg
Chinks are disgusting fish-people.

>Yes, come to America. You will be safe here.

Can I have a qt southern state redpilled gf?
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>>71097668
CCT or PJ keep strong and get through the pipeline then
>>71097680
depends on career field talk to comm and its nonstop, talk to medical and any other paper pusher it ends at leadership responsibility, talk to anything mechanical and its base specific
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British army here, posted to Brunei

Poland, you guys are alright
Might be nice for you to know that among British soldiers, Your efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan are not forgotten and truly appreciated. Same goes for Estonia and Denmark
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>>71097385

Well, what did they have you smell? Was it all about weapon familiarization and environmental awareness, or was it ever a critical part of something you were being taught?
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>>71097750
Yeah you better keep your mouth shut about kikes and niggers in public though.
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>>71097940
I think I was misleading, not the hardest physically, the hardest mentally and educationally. We are 1A8X1s.
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>>71097913

Your country is apart of NATO.

NATO belongs to the United States.

That makes you a puppet of a Zionist occupied shithole...
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>>71098025
>Your country is apart of NATO.
I dont consider myself a part of NATO

NATO can go fuck itself

you know which parts of this "country" belong to NATO

the same fuckers that sold this country and served communists during the soviet days.
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>>71097920

> Chinks are disgusting fish-people

Couldn't agree more. I hate those slant eyed shits.

> Can I have a qt southern state redpilled gf?

Absolutely. Just make sure you have lots of beautiful white children and fly an American flag outside your house. Oh, and eat at least one cheeseburger a week.
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JIDF
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>>71097148

Nah, m9. Compared to any other country's military, hazing in russia is fucking hardcore still, as of 2013 at least when I got back. Especialy in far away bumfuck regions of siberia. I got into at least 10 fights during my time, and I am a pretty chill guy who tries to stay out of trouble.

>>71097282
>How about Poland?

Nah, brother. I've looked at commieblocks long enough. Don't even want to think about them.
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>>71095730
Colorado?
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>>71097981
true but its not impossible to repill people by pointing out genetic difference(based on geographics) and explaining evolution but the only thing is you have to follow with a heavy hand on equal opportunity so any differences good or bad that you point out is seen as observations to fix by accepting that there is a problem
>>71098023
good luck passing we have plenty of failures come my direction and there always hardchargers they work you out to relax your brain from what my friends tell me
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>>71091536
Shitty opinion senpai
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>>71097965

Well, I worked in a special area for the Navy involving explosives. So I had to be able to smell different flammable powders, explosive clay and chemicals.
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>>71091536
Shittttttt. Blackhawk crew chiefs do it right.
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>>71098241

> I've looked at commieblocks long enough

Get a nice house with a beautiful lawn in the States.
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>>71098241
>hazing in russia is fucking hardcore still


Yeah I've seen the videos and hear stories that come out of the poor suckers that get the hazing treatment there.

fuck serving russia, I'd desert in an instant.

conscription? HAHAHAHA I'd wipe my ass on it.
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gse2 in the navy here AMA
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>>71091536
OC
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>>71098337
Was it actually a critical part of distinguishing one explosive from another, or is it just something you were aware of a lot? I assume it was a safety thing, about the density of the odor in the air in an enclosed area.

I'm not trying to be a dick with these questions, I've just been thinking of all the different areas where subtle odors would be a requisite part of a military job, and all the marine doorkickers I've asked about it laughed that I would even worry. You're the first one to give a definitive negative answer, and I want to hear what you think.
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America has the best housing.
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>>71098170
>Just make sure you have lots of beautiful white children and fly an American flag outside your house. Oh, and eat at least one cheeseburger a week

Yes to everything!
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>>71098474
Strongest army in de world
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>>71091692
nah son, my people learned their lesson from world war 2, now they are the future army.
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>>71098707

> and all the marine doorkickers I've asked about it laughed that I would even worry.

Well that's not unusual. But we go through much more extensive training than Marines, and carelessness is not something we're known for.
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>>71098786

>get ass kicked by Hizbollah so hard UN has to intervene to protect precious pissrael.


Nah ur pussies over there.

and when the west is so corrupt it can no longer afford to intervene in the middle east Iranis are going to mop the desert sands with you over there.
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Nope. No soldiers here.

Just professional welfare queens pretending to be soldiers.
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>>71091536
There are lots of military here. I'll say things that I don't even realize are part of "military culture", and I'll get called out for being an armyfag.

>>71098635
>GSE2
No idea what that means. Had to look it up.
http://www.cem.va.gov/cem/docs/abbreviations/ranks_navy.pdf
Holy fuck look at all this autism.
What are the chances of getting into the Navy right now prior service from the Army?
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>>71098998

Last year, I'm pretty sure Israel hit Hezbollah with an Airstrike and killed 16 of them including an Iranian General.

can you say BTFO or what?
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>>71098500

It's honestly my life goal. That's the way to live for a free man in the 21st century. American suburbs are god tier.

>>71098606

I love polebros, you guys always had that freedom in your heart. I am so happy your country is doing better after commies. You make all slavs proud.
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>>71099025
>not living a NEET that indirectly kills muslims
>only 15% of them military budget not including the hidden black budget that america has
>not understanding military necessitatey for a stable government
>not realizing that china and russia has hidden budgets for there miltiary
>forgetting that real welfare is worse than military welfare for the economy

nice try Ahmed good B8 M8
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Hi Poland. I trained some GROM back in '92. Both my boys worked with you in the surge and spoke very highly of you, as opposed to British and German soldiers.
Your rations are dogshit though. Literally raw meat, kool aid mix, and a rock hard loaf of what you call "bread".
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Airman in Alaska here. Ask me anything.
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Pilot reporting in
t.Chair force
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>>71099614

Why is there a wide open hole in your wall leading to your bathroom? Do you not have a fucking door on your bathroom?
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>>71099675

who's nailin Palin?
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>>71099675
how is alaska a good place when its objectivly more isolated than minot ? also are you a knukle dragging crew cheif pretending to be infantry by calling people nonners?
>>71099690
you have planes ? hows the mission load ?
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>>71099744
Shitter is to the right and has a door.
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>>71099820
How is it worse than minot? Bohr bases are next to big cities.

And I'm a 6C.
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>>71092220
>im not retarded
at least not by our governments standards you're not
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>>71091536
Veteranfag here. Fuck the gay ass army, never again.
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>>71099614
>Literally raw meat
most protein and vitamins not lost when cooked
>kool aid mix
enjoy your purple drank
>rock hard bread
add water it become soft again
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>>71100000

Wow holy fuck those digits.
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>>71099905

Who the fuck designed your house??
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>>71100000
QUINTS OF FURY CHECKED!!!!
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>>71100000
is it realy worth the retirement pay? i mean BAH and BAS barely make life livable but still is it realy worth it ?
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>>71100016
Can't beat this gem
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>>71099096
lol like 90% of those rates dont exist anymore
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>>71100000
YES
FUCK USA
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>>71099096
also, idk. go talk to a recruiter. the navy is always hiring. what was your mos?
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>>71100121
BAH gives you more than enough to live.
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>>71100121

Look dude, unless you really love your country and perhaps wanna pass G.I. Bill down to your kids, its not worth it unless you go reaerve. I did my 3.5 and gtfo.

The army turned gay as shit and women apparently can do ranger course. Might as well throw the tab in the garbage now.
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>>71100258

Reserve*
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>>71100164
>>71100198
68W combat medic.
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>>71100235
>>>>>>>>>>location dependent
and there lowering it regardless of the ever increasing rents and mortgages

>>71100258
pic related
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>>71100007
Modern technology allows for cooking and still 2000+ calories in a hot survival ration (MRE)
Im not saying ours are gourmet food, but yours are quite literally 19th century levels of rations.

>>71100021
Its an apartment, and probably some Mexican "intellectual". Heres a picture of the door to the shitter.
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>>71100309
well dont bother with corpsman because its horrendously overmanned. im talking e-3 or e-4 for life. unless you go fmf, which helps but still. you really gotta be a badass motherfucker to pick up rank in a decent timeframe.
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>>71100461
What if I tried to go in for a different rate? Like BM or something.
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>>71100422

Yeah absolutely disgusting. I want no part of the organization anymore. In a way i miss the uniform, but in another way I wish Russia or someone would just nuke the fuck out of D.C.

Department of Defense has absolutely no fucking clue and neither does TRADOC, they can all fuck off and go to hell especially under this shithead president.
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>>71100460

Fuck man that's not right.

You shouldn't be living in an apartment. You should be in a fucking house with a fat lawn grilling burgers.

JUST DO IT!
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>>71100258
>women apparently can do ranger course.


AHAHAHAHAAH oh shit, this is what happens when liberals get at the wheel.
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>>71091536
Yes
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>>71099614

>All those empty beer cans

Hello old alcoholic.

You look like a fuckin' kike faggot to me, bro. That nose is fooling no one.

I hope you consider turning one of those guns around on yourself.
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>>71100721
I'm trying to decipher this photo. Is that your PC?
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>>71100652
Yeah well, the US government doesn't take care of its veterans, to say the very least.

I have a grill, and grill out in the front lawn area or whatever it's called about once a week. I know all my neighbors, and they come down and get some chicken, burgers, hot dogs, and such every time I grill. They trade me 6 picks, companionship or whatever they have to offer. Good people around here. Tight community.
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>>71100853
>The nose

>thinks he can tell a jew just by the nose

Good goyim
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>>71100641
you can pick any rate you want, provided your asvab it high enough friendo.

bm has cool opportunities(ie working on small boats exclusively etc), but the chances can be slim and you'll probably just end up working like a dog in the sun all day. also, people will automagically assume youre retarded just for being a bm.

my personal recommendation is any engineering rate. specifically gsm/gse for the small boy life(fuck carriers). but any engineering rate is good really. super tight knit group, we keep most everything in house, and the majority of people will really have your back(provided they arent niggers).
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>>71100460
when will the MRE myth die its litteraly 1200 calories and insufficent protien amount for the labor thats requried in the field, its like the myth that ramen will make you fat when 1 pack is 400 calories which is on the low end of meals even with 2 cans of tuna thrown in.

>>71100642
dont forget the PT standard needs to change from running to death to sprinting, rucking and pullups becuase you know being strong matters alot when they throw endless weight on young mens back which ends up causing more health problems than just letting them lift and eat instead of making them starve until they realize what a deployment realy requries,
women still complain about sexism even though they reap the most rewards, they make the worse leaders due to freaking out and bending over backwards to anyones demands its worse than you know, the new generation only cares about work and wants to drop tradition so its sorta win win but losing traditon ends up breaking up unity which is bad in the long term
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>>71093412
this amount of denial
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>>71100922

Trump is going to fix that shit.

Enough giving billions of dollars to other countries when we have vets here who deserve accommodations for a proper life.

The whole government needs to be torn up and redone to cleanse the corruption and to fix the VA.
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>>71091536
I was medically retired from the US Army a few years ago. Why do you ask?
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>>71100712

Dont even get me started on ACU uniforms.

>>71100721

Looks like they switched to multicam since I got out.

>>71100949
Women only have to do like 5 pushups and 5 situps to pass. Also lets not forget the double standard nigger women get. No standing at parade rest, haircuts all jacked up, talking back to drill sergeants. Fuck them all.
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>>71100853
>confusing a straight Roman/Germanic nose with a hook kike nose

Welcome to /pol/ my friend. Enjoy your stay
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>>71099665
floridian cookie cutter as fuck but i like it
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>>71100948
Thanks for the advice, friend. I'm pretty sure most everyone would think I'm retarded anyway, coming from the Army.
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>>71101175

Better than anything the Russian has.
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>>71091536
i used to be a soldier. now i'm old and fat. but i still have my stories. and my medals. but i can't fit into my dress uniform to wear them.

judging by the woman in civilian clothes, those supposed 'bad asses' werent in a real combat zone. one of the craziest bases i went to had CIA women on it, but they didn't look like that.

also, that is a shit truck. those things had known gas line issues back in 2010. and that is crappy version of rpg protection. the nets don't actually work, you need the aluminum slats. it takes a whole day to rig up a truck with them but they actually work.

hit me up if you want some actual war stories. im drunk enough to tell some. 12B->89D
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Ofc.
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>>71096927
>implying your army isn't just a couple of drinking buddy's with shotguns
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>>71093221
[bombs internally]
Angry Achmed detected.
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>>71101114
It's not multicam. The guy who owned multicam wanted too much when the Army wanted to make it the standard uniform. So, the Army stole the pattern, changed some of the colors, and now it's what we wear.

With some updates, of course. It's greener than multicam. And we wear green shirts, dark brown boots, and a dark brown belt.
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>>71101189
meh, its the military dude. different shit, same stink.

if you follow through, just realize the navy is way more laid back then all the other branches. just dont be a shitbag and youll be alright.
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>>71096892
oil pulling is bullshit dude
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>>71099820
>You have planes?
Yes we do shockingly. We'd have strong airforce if we could not take half a decade with our procurement plans, but I heard we may get the new Advanced Super Hornets
>Mission Load
Not particularity bad, though it has increased significantly as we've had to hunt for Russian subs lately, fucking ruskies trying to take our Artic and Polar bears
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>>71101249
>12B->89D
Why in the fuck would anyone do this to themselves?
>After blowing up doors for a while, I decided I wanted to be the door!
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>>71100878
Yes.

>>71101114
They switched a couple months back, but we can still wear ACUs until 2019
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>>71101281

That sounds pretty gay, they should have just went back to BDU.
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>>71101189
or go comm they keep shit in house also but then again the army is another beast, there comm guys are pretty spread out in knowledge so youll have many paths to pursue but good luck being a master at something
>>71101314
i put it out for the reaction but its decent lube for a onahole go for silicon and nothing else
>>71101318
i hope you guys get more militarized soon becuase like it or not your gonna be our buffer state until the russians are delt with in some (hopefuly non violent terms) possible matter, can you guys choose to switch planes or is that locked in until renlistment and hows the pay and bennies ?
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I wish I would have tried harder to get into some of the real deep covert operations going on in the government . I already have my TSSC but I feel like you need to be something special to be involved in some of that shit.

Like if I could do it all over again, I would have gone into the Air force, and got into the pilot shit that way when I'm in my 50s and 60s I can be working at places like Groomlake. Testing new aircraft. Or tried to get into the CIA and work my way up to Director.
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>>71101402

Typical army 2019. They did the same thing with greens to blues after I went in.
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>>71092654
>hating homos for religious reasons and not for medical/mental stability reasons
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>>71101515
Are you talking about class As?

The ASUs are fucking gay as fuck, i wish we had pink and greens from WW2.
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>>71095044
B E A K E D
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>>71101595

Yep. Those blues just looked retarded without having the stripe down the leg. More than half the army is E4 though.
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>>71101318
Kevin?
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>>71101595
Agreed. The ASUs look like some kind of police department dress uniform plus beret. Nothing in the Army is blue. I can't see why we don't wear greens.
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>>71101667
I just think they look like airline attendants.

Yeah too bad ill prbably never make E5

>be me
>E4
>35M
>points have been at 798 for 3 years now.
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>>71097476
This. Everyone in the army is a Communist and supports Bernie Sanders.
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>>71101362
i really really liked blowing shit up. i have videos of blowing up half a ton of ordinance. and another one where we hauled out 700 pounds of HME from a culvert and blew that up.

i was pretty much a 30 year old kid when i was in EOD. i literally got paid to blow shit up.

the only thing that i ever wonder why i did it was my sapper tab. no one even knows who the sappers are. it is the most thankless profession in the army. and tabbing sapper is about as hard as tabbing ranger, or so i've heard. i never tried to tab ranger.
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>>71099614
I remember you. You are fucking based, have a good one
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>all the butthurt muslims and leftists shitting themselves itt
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>>71101775
i wish they would find a way to switch all branchs to multicam and go back to ww2 dress uniforms or something thats atleast iconic in style
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