This shitskin walks up to you and takes your MAGA hat. What do you do?
>>71090433
Build wall.
>>71090433
Press charges against him for aggravated theft and battery
>>71090433
Scream "you will die!!!!" with no warning very suddenly.
Then take the hat back.
>>71090433
Empty my 9 into his center mass and plant an ied on his lifeless body
>>71090433
>shitskin
He's white
You do realize that video was made by /pol/fags to portray all these minorities as ridiculous nutjobs so they can redpill normies/liberals?
>>71090433
I felt my life was threatened when he swung his hand at my head, that's why I had to use lethal force
>>71090433
I take his hat.
>>71090433
Stab him in the belly, twist, and pull. Watch as his intestines fall out.
>>71090433
Shoot him
>>71090433
Rear naked choke when the fucking moron turns his back to me because he is so privileged he has never been put in his place.
Now show me any evidence that some cunt has ever taken a MAGA hat off another man.
>>71090433
wait for him to explode
>>71090433
Sue him for a small loan of a million dollars.
>>71090433
Whip out my phone and start recording. Best way to defend yourself against a counter-suit if things get rough. Which can be much more expensive than a broken phone.
for anyone like me who thought of the video when you saw the image and wants to see the poor attempt at an attack they did here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfrRzW-Yqog
explode
>>71090433
Grab and tug his beard, then start driving rights into his nose. If he actually fights back and doesn't just get laid out, I do MMA so I'm not too worried.
Colombian fucking necktie.
>>71090433
I live in Texas, so I'd put a .357 round between his eyes and no one would look twice at me.
>>71090433
Commit a hate crime.
>>71090433
I would have hell a lot of fun kicking his ass. Starting by doing a CHI NO KATA (attack to the neck), followed by a KERI (punch) below the sternum. Then let him recover from those two respiratory system damaging attacks... Then the Koppo Jutsu begin (bones breaking technique), I would walk toward him confidently and let him grab my clocth... and then perform the technique i'm specialize into a Onikudaki (tradition: crushing the demon). So at ther point in the fight he got his -lets say- right arm completely crushed. I would profit the fact that he's crying from pain to grab his left hand and perform another breaking technique (I don't remember the name... shame on me sensei). which would break and twist his wrist and if i'm lucky, his elbow and shoulder. Immediatly after, I'd lift his broken arm to give the deadly blow : a very powerful punch in the underarm causing a big artery present there to pierce. Before leaving i'd use a Shako Ken (clawn hand) on the temples to damage his optic nerve. And maybe profit that he's lying on the ground to break one leg or two (easy thing to do). Then bow to him while saying <<Domo arigato gozaimashita>> (Thank you very much for the training). And walk away.
>>71090433
1. knock him out with a right cross
2. take my hat back
3. unzip dick
4. piss on him
>>71090552
>that video was made by /pol/fags
source
>>71090433
Heh, jokes on you m8.
My hat was laced with sodium benzoate.
That's bad.
Wish him a happy Ramaddan and invite him to live in my home.
>>71090433
>>71092352
>unzip dick
How?
>>71090433
ask Mr Deluise for his autograph.
>>71090433
take his diaperhat
>>71092404
There is no source because it's bullshit.
>>71090433
Take my hat?
Take his life
>>71092352
You forgot
5. Unwrap bacon
6. Insert in his mouth
>>71090433
Cut him in half with my katana.
>Nothin personell kid
>>71090842
underrated
>>71093119
>not pissing pure bacon grease
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>71090433
Stand your ground laws give me no duty to retreat and authorize the use of deadly force against imminent bodily harm. I don't know why this individual assaulted me, but his attack put me in fear for my life.
You don't lay hands upon a stranger.
>>71090433
360 Allahu Akbar and walk away
>>71093273
I don't know.... maybe?
How big is it? ;P
>>71092404
Doesn't take a genius
>>71092475
You forgot to turn the proxy off, Sweden.
fuck him in the pussy
>>71090433
Report him to the next immediate immigration office
EleGiggle
It's okay, he's probably a moderate Muslim
>>71090433
Take back het. Otherwise I'm taking his.
>>71090480
>someone grabs your hat
>"im gonna press charges!"
pussy
>>71090433
Beat him until every bone in my hands is broken.
>>71090433
>>71093622
so no source? Got it
>>71092526
>rifled barrel
>>71094443
>not wanting accurate shot placement
shiggy diggy
mfw
>>71090433
>POCKETSAND
>>71090433
I'd beat his ass then call the cops and tell them I was in fear for my life and he hit me first
