What's his life like right now, /pol/? Do you think he's better off as a personal bitch-slave for the Norks? Has he taken it up the butt? Do you think he's actually a spy? Let's discuss this feminine slave motherfucker.
>>71088597
I have no idea who this is, but he looks like Daniel Tosh.
>>71088684
If only.
I'm sure he will be released in exchange for some more rice or something.
>>71088597
All the girls there want to fuck him because he's a tall white guy.
>>71088684
Pretty sure it's Lance Armstrong.
Yup.
It is. It's Lance Armstrong.
>>71088597
Well. I guess if you had to be butt raped by someone it may as well be a little dicked gook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er7uhMkQzro
He could at least have gone down with some dignity instead of wailing, begging and crying.
>Americans
>>71088597
It's not too hard to imagine.
He's going to get up at sunrise, and immediately start working. He will be
fed just barely enough that he doesn't die immediately.
Over the course of 3-4 months, his body will start to break down muscle to replace what it's not getting through food.
As he starts to eat his own muscle, he will become less effective at working. Scar tissue formed from exertion on his muscles won't heal into new muscle like it usually does
At around month 6, depending if the combination of work or food reaches stability, he will stabilize and be stuck in a malnourished and exhausted state. It's probable that even moving will cause extreme discomfort, if not outright pain
If he's lucky, he can look forward to living in agony for the rest of his sentence.
If he's not so lucky, or has any sort of pre-existing condition that wasn't readily apparent, his body will likely give up after a few months, and he will die.
>>71088597
>ching Chong nip nog fong
>what? I don't understand
>*beatings ensue*
Being the only non Korean speaker in the prison must suck
>>71088597
UVA is a known CIA feeder school.
Conclude what you will.
>>71089047
they wouldn't let him die - he's of far more use as a bargaining chip
>>71089002
he probably didn't have a choice in the matter
communist dictatorships like that are all about making a big laughable show out of everything
>>71088597
>Be American
>Get Gulag'd
