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Is it the best way? I can't play this game anymore /pol/ im too much of an pussy to do anything different.
God i fucking hate myself so much, i wanted to do it tonight, but i just couldn't, i had the knife almost an inch deep into my throat, but i could't rip it throu my neck.
I am such a fucking pussy, god i would kill myself if i could kill myself.
GOD FUCKING DAM I HATE MYSELF SO FUCKING MUCH I CAN'T EVEN KILL MYSELF
I AM TO WEAK FOR EVERY LITTLE THING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am DAMNED TO LIVE ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET TILL AGE 99 JUST BECAUSE THIS UNIVERSE HATES ME LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER WHO LIVED TIL FUCKING 108 REEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT THAT HELP ME GOOOOD ITS THE FUCKING LIVING HELL WHAT THE FUCK CAN I DO I FEEL LIKE CRAWLING INTO A HOLE AND STAY THERE GOD GOD SATAN SATAN WHAT THE FUCK CAN I FUCKING DO SHIT GOD FUCK FUCKITY FUGGITY GUUUUUUUUUUUUGGG
>>71084291
go somewhere sunny where you don't speak the language and just walk around
If you're still all fucked up jump off a bridge or a mountain or some shit
Or hell, light yourself on fire
It literally will not matter once you're gone.
It'll hurt like fuck before ya go, but once you're gone you won't even know it happened so fuck it. Amaze people, don't squander your chance
>>71084291
Come on OP just go to /fit/
Watch a Trump speech to get some motivation and just START LIFTING. Set small goals and achieve them senpai
You got this
>helium
What's that gonna do. Make your death screams even higher pitched than before?
>>71085865
i read that instead of suffocating on co2 breathing in helium with a plastic bag over your head is suffocating you, but you don't get the symptoms of it. Sadly no one can give experience.
PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>>71084291
Isn't prostitution legal in Germany?
Just go fuck a bitch and then relax.
Do what the other guy said about working out too.
>>71084291
Lee Kuan Yew, changed Mud Hut Singapore to Japan Level Singapore in less than 30 years.
If he can do it, so can you. Get out there and make the world a better place instead of taking the cowards way out.
>opting for pussy suicide methods
You fucking pussy. Here's what you do.
1) Take a Koran
2) Go into a refugee camp
3) Get everyone's attention
4) Take a giant dump on the Koran
Bam. You are now dead AND you made national headlines. Best suicide a man could ask for.
>>71086119
but what if some people are just too weak? How to cure weakness?
>>71085969
You don't want to die
You want to stop being in pain
If you truly wanted to die the concern about pain would not be a concern at all
Now stop being a pussy and march down to the petrol station and fucking do this shit. Be sure to say something funny before ya go so everyone behind will have some crazy shit to say to the news
>>71084291
Relax Hans, everything is going to be all right.
List to this, dance around, clap your hands, smile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd5F_YEzJQ
>>71085639
>go somewhere sunny where you don't speak the language and just walk around
That makes no god damn sense. You mean hop a boat over to Germany and become a rapefugee?
>If you're still all fucked up jump off a bridge or a mountain or some shit
I'd do that, but where I live there's none of that shit. And I have no car.
>Or hell, light yourself on fire
Do you even realize how long that would take to kill you? And how much pain you'd be in for turning yourself into BBQ, and eventually have all your nerve endings exposed before they too go out? Worst idea ever senpai.
>>71085865
It's an ordorless gas so your body would absorb it, and you'd start to choke on it without realizing it. The problem is that fuckers realize you can kill yourself that way, and so a lot of places that offer helium cans will put a lot of oxygen in them to prevent that.
>>71086068
Gee, great normie advice.
Congrats, you've hit rock bottom. Now the only way is up. Why dont you take this opportunity to shed the self restraints you put on yourself and become a contributor to society in your own way. Leave all aspects of your life behind, either literally or figuratively or both, and start your life over. Base your decisions only on logic and reason, indulging your emotions isnt really gonna do anyone any good. Realize that life isnt fun or happy all the time and the most you can do is make the world a little better for everyone around you/your kids.
If you cant embrace nihilism and try to be productive then idk what to tell you. Thats the only reasonable answer to your problems.
>>71086548
See >>71086436
I fucking hate that I have to share a flag with a coward pussy like you
>>71086548
Also did I catch you shilling through a fucked up proxy just now?
Is op pulling some same fag shit?
>>71084291
>>>/trash/
Also I do not recommend suicide, but I am noting that if the gas pressure coming out of the valve is too high you can burst your lungs.
can't even find a way dying slowly without pain, well i guess i have to stay around and living a miserable neet life, i get everything i want, and i don't want friends or a girl, i just want peace and a mindset knowing that there is a future for humanity, but i lost all hope so i will just sit and shitpost on 4chan til the internet ceases to exist
>>71086231
The way to cure weakness is perception of yourself.
You are only weak if you think you are.
I'm not going to cut words, if you're weak now, build up. Become stronger and if you're on your path to becoming stronger now, choosing the weakest solution (Suicide) will set you back on your path to total victory.
To not be weak, is to not be weak. It is a choice that you and only you make.
>>71087215
No, shut the fuck up.
Go out of your loser house and change the world.
I suggest you get into Politics, and be the change you want to see.
>>71087339
You are right my developed South Asian friend, i did this some time ago. I realised that i was everything, and the present moment was everything, i almost got a job and felt totally free and awesome, but suddenly after seeing the degeneracy again with my own eyes it began to come back, the old depression.
My fucking mind likes to hate himself more then to change himself.
It's just too easy to just do nothing and hate myself.
Anything else would demand energy and i am just too low energy for now.
It's a devils circle. It's karma.
To dull didn't read it.
Be recruited by ISIS on twitter.
Say you wanna be a suicide bomber because you hate it how much your country is racist.
First chance you get, blow yourself up and kill as many jihadis as you can.
Be a hero.
>>71084291
I was suicidal 3 months ago.
Now I have a job which gibs me 3k tax-free and a hot gf.
Don't waste your life, it's the only one you get.
>>71087652
You hate degeneracy. Go out and fix the problem, convince the masses.
But do not be an agent of hatred. It will only make matters worse. Be an agent of change.
But know that you have allies. And it may be weird for someone like me, a Sikh, Pooinloo from Singapore, to advise a Germanbro but I have decided what my life means to me, to be an Agent of Truth.
>>71088027
Thank you based Sikh, it cheers me up that even on the other side of the Planet people like you are seeing and seeking the truth, that gives me hope.
Maybe there is some hope left for us germans.
It's just so demoralising getting bashed all day by the media and all your bluepilled liberal "rapefugees welcome" "friends".
>>71084291
HAHAHAHA HANS GOT KEKED LOL GERMANISTAN WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE RACIST GERMAN KEKUBLIC LOOOOL
GERMANY WILL NEVER BE WHITE AGAIN GERMANY WILL NEVER EXIST AGAIN
GERMANY IS DEAD
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR THREATENING SANCTIONS AGAINST CANADA
I've been there, OP. The pain's been enough that I really wanted it to end, whether via bullet to the head or the police to come in, tase me, and pump me full of sedatives.
You need a sense of purpose. I don't know if there's an easy formula to follow to get one, but here's part of my story:
I'd drink a shitton to block out my feels and give loving blowjobs to my rifles once in a while. Eventually I ended up in a relationship with a qt engineer making 120k a year, but she cheated on me after about half a year. Was bad enough that I very nearly killed the guy she did it with. Soon after I became a functional human being for the first time in 4 years or so because the infinite spite I felt towards her inspired me to shoot for med school - whore thinks she's so cool, but won't when I'm making three times as much as her. Motivated as fuck.
The only thing to keep in mind is that you won't get a sense of purpose by just sitting around as a shut-in NEET. Go out into the world into the world and do things. They won't necessarily make you happy (it didn't for me, but at least I learned more about what sorts of activities I like and which I don't), but you might at least find something that calms you down. And you're far more likely to wind up in some situation that'll finally get a little bit of drive to do something into you. I'm still depressed and medicated but have genuine hope for the first time in recent memory.
If you haven't already the first step should really be to see a psychiatrist or something. If you've ever been drunk/high/whatever then you know firsthand just how much neurological imbalance can fuck with your perception of the world. If nothing else it'll keep you alive while you get back on track, and can do wonders when it comes to knocking out that feeling of there being no hope. Take a nice walk outdoors.
If you're into vidya why not live 20 more years and see what kinds of ebin viday we get.
If you're a chad-normie, why would you ever want to stop chasing/bangin qts
If you've got jewish tendencies why don't you want to make some money and buy some good shiet.
If you're a hippie, why don't you want to take stupid amounts of drugs and be happy 24/7
Get some goals and chase them. Suicide is the ultimate blue pill.
>>71084291
At least die trying to defend your country
>>71084291
You faggot.
Buy sodium pentobarbitone, which is the gold standard, the cadillac of exit methods. Drink one small bottle and you'll lose consciousness almost immediately and will die peacefully and without any pain within 30 seconds. It's the drug used by euthanasia clinics in Switzerland. If you need some, let me know.
OP Jesus fucking Christ. I have a suicide plan once my mom and dad died it's called a. 45 to my head. Why the fuck are you trying tip rip your neck apart you retard.
Take a knife, swallow 4 aspirin, put on Neil Diamond best of, lay down in comfy bath, slit wrists vertically, you will be gone in 20 min max. Maybe 10 or 15.
Why the fuck are you trying to cut your neck open that's the dumbest shit ever.
>>71086708
Embrace nihilism
I sure like news and politics
dude it's easy af to kill yourself with a knife, just lay on top of one with the knife pointed at your heart, when it starts hurting you will loose your strength and therefore making it go deeper as you fall
you do it in literally 10 seconds and you are dead
at least rape someone before so white genes get passed
>>71084291
Find purpose.
If even I can find a reason to smile every day, so can a person in Germany.
>>71087959
Bullshit we will be reincarnated 590 more times and suffer through this all over.
>>71086231
You already know how to cleanse the world of weakness, Germany.
You know what you must do.
>>71089288
Where can I get some?
>>71085639
this op... seriously you owe it to yourself to at least try abandoning everything and becoming a vagabond in a sunny place... Pack up your backpack and start walking tomorrow morning if you're a poorfag, otherwise get a ticket.
>>71084291
Seek strength through Breivik
>>71090217
Hope he gets ps4k with VR
>>71089630
I want to marry Elsa and tell her she's so beautiful, and when it gets to 20 degrees this weekend and I'm too hot to move she can hold my cock and make me feel cool
>>71084291
Whether OP is real or not, all suicide threads on /pol/ are used for data mining.
>>71088551
I am going to go.
Forget what all these other faggots are telling you.
The meaning to your life is what you make of it. If you end your life, you will not answer the question you seek to answer, which is what is the meaning of it all.
So suicide is out of the equation if you want the meaning to life.
Now go out and answer your question.
>>71085639
Why something so painful. I don't understand why anyone would ever go through so much pain. Climb a power pole and grab the top and bottom wires, peace
>>71086231
Meditation every day. I'm serious. It cured my weakness and insanity. My life has improved immensely and I'm the happiest I've ever been and for good reason.
>>71084291
Another victory for Merkel.
>>71090974
How's that?
>>71090385
>20 degrees
>too hot
Nigger it's like 35 here in the summer. You don't deserve her.
>>71088551
>It's just so demoralising getting bashed all day by the media
Stop consuming it. There are so many better ways of spending your time. There is no reason to allow them to brainwash you.
>>71084291
do it in a very German way, death by scat
Shh bby is okay. I am not weak, i can do It for you, i live in sweden.
How much cash do you have on hand fight now, how much could u invest in this?
>>71085969
You could also burn coal in a confined space and die from carbon monoxide poisoning.
>>71088656
(You)
>>71091697
Charcoal sorry, not coal.
>>71087215
Don't be a pussy anon, embrace the future happening, just prepare make items that will be needed for the assault on the kebab mosques and the streets. I have a German friend and he is an engineer and can come up with solutions to just about anything. Just don't give up yet.
>>71091697
He's German he's already tried burning coal
>>71085969
The body is sensitive to build-ups of CO2 so if you are breathing helium it flushes the CO2, the body has no idea that you're running out of O2 and suddenly you'll black out and if you maintain the helium only breathing you'll eventually expire from asphyxiation.
You have No Idea what you can do op. Clearly your to good in your head and uppbringing too do yourself in with a knife, your proven that.
NeXT step is Easy (the hard part comes later) Train (get those Brian vitamins in order) see a psyciatrist (they have seen legions off similar thoughts/situations as you and in the majority off cases they have fixed those Brian vitamins that training alone did not.
Go for a loong walk. Train. Tell your dockor your having a hard time and youl get som sweet sweeet pills and help :)
