If the rumors are true, both Venezuela and Bolivia might try to invade Brazil if our current president gets impeached.
These are the teams.
Wich side are you on /pol/ ? And who will win in your opnion ?
>>71083699
I'm on the popcorn eating side.
When?
>>71083876
The veridict on the impeachment will be This Sunday. So probaly very soon.
>>71083699
bump
>>71084565
i will bump 4 u
I think the US would jump to Brazil's aid. The president will play the "They were attacked when they were trying to get freedoms" to control the moral high ground.
Really, we would help because of oil. If we save Brazil, we get more of Brazil's oil. And if we help the Brazilians beat the shit out of venezuela, that means more oil and we can give Venezuela a black eye so all Burgers see them as the bad guys and the Americans can ignore another failing Socialist State. If our president is a Republican ignore the Socialist part and replace it with a reason to get the fuck out of the Middle East. Don't worry Brazil.
When oil is involved we bring the full might of our nation.
And also bumping with rare pepe for your post potential.
>>71083699
Bolivia what?.......jajajajajajaj. ok.
>>71083699
What the crap is there to invade out there besides jungle?
kehehehe keikaku doori
>>71083699
Socialists have to go.
I'm Dominican though and I don't think DR gives a shit
>>71085423
More things than in your wasteland, canacuck
>>71083699
I'd side with Brazil because Venezuela is the rotting undead corpse of Latin American socialism and Bolivia is the flies that buzz around it.
In regard to the winner Brazil is not an easy country to invade and the U.S. would drop the hammer on anyone trying to effect a regime change that we didn't sanction in our hemisphere. I think it won't be an actual invasion as much as it would be Venezuela and Bolivia funding Marxist narco guerillas in the countryside and agitators in the cities to cause civil unrest.
>bolivia into invading
>that one country that lost land during a war against chile when they had help from peru
So what you're saying is bolivia ceases to exist this year?
>>71085249
The funny thing is that we mightnot even need any help desu. Bolivia is a joke in wars. Venezuela is such a fail with 3 digits inflation that is not even worth mentioning.
>>71083699
bullshit.
>>71083699
I work for the military, and in face of the results of our country elections and your problems with Dilma we are intented to deploy thru the amazon river in llama-driven canoes this 19th.
Fear us, wait us.
Dont resist.
Op your self-hate saying please, shit on us, is pathetic, i also think
brazil is
shit
But
all speaking
spanish
countries
don't have
capacity to be
stronger
than
Brazil
alone
But i don't
hate
mexicans
and
I don't hate
Argentina
but they will
be angry
because
they can't
fight
Brazil
for being
all of them
small countries
united
weaker
than
Brazil
No speaking
spanish
country will
fight
brazil
because they are
weaker
>>71085887
Most likely. we will go back to the good old tripple alliance days.
>>71083699
Venezuela and Bolivia can't even defeat the cartels in their own country, let alone a country four times their size.
>>71085960
There is no reason to fight Brazil.
They alone have the power to become a great country.
>>71083699
Venezuela and Bolivia aren't suicidal. Even if we assume the US and all Major Powers let this happen, Brazil could whip their asses, especially as Venezuela is pretty much on the verge of collapse. The only way they might even try is if it were to rally the people under the flag, so to speak, to unify their shattered countries. But I don't think Bolivia is that far gone yet, so why even.
>>71085915
Sorry, senpai. We need a reason to get out of the Middle East. We need a war that has a beginning and an end. We also need to remind the world that little piss ant countries better not get uppity because not only can we fight decades of guerrilla wars but we can still destroy an entire country's ability to make war in less than a week. Not to mention that they're shitting in our back yard and nobody fucks around in the Americas.
>>71086141
>tfw cloning humans is illegal and we cant vat grow our own trump
Maybe the
only spanish
speaking
country that
maybe can
fight with
Brazil is
Spain
And i think
Brazil
can win
Spain
Alone
without
help
of other
europeans
in hard
fight
But i don't hate
them
I only know
countries that
are weaker
and stronger
and similar
fighting
power
than Brazil
How the fuck would venezuela pay for a war? Would the army take fridays off?
>>71085599
Did anyone ask you? No. Because the only thing anyone wants to hear out of a spic is what scent they put in the urinal - lemon, or pine.
>>71086259
Dude, you know, this commies are crazy. NK style.
>>71086141
I think Chile is
great, good, i don't
hate Chile, i just think that
Brazil is the
strongest
country of
America Latin
in one
War
>>71086404
is this our thing
now? talking like
this?
>>71086206
Yeah i know, this 3 world country wars is not that big of a deal for america. And Americans picking sides in a war is not a good signal.
>>71083699
What would they do that? All of them are leftist scum. WE should be invading you and give you some years of Glorious Right Wing Government.
>>71085926
As i sayd this are just rumor for now, the president of venezuela and bolivia are pro-Dilma and this is the only fact. This isn't a happening tread.
>>71086600
I would love this, the corrupt left steal everything in this country and destroyed our economy
>>71085915
It wont be a war, it will be an invasion. Hundreds if not thousands of groups have been formed in venezuelan kikebook to gather people to move south into brazil, look it up yourself.
Bolivian operatives are already in position, and our inteligence agency is correct, there will be a planned attack in the federal district to concentrate police force out of the borders.
Our command is to wait once this blows over and then deploy as a measure to help you, to later take the city and also control the border.
This will be know as the first humanitarian war, but it will happen only to take control of the amazon river, and the resources of the jungle.
Never forget.
>>71086600
Have chile invade peru and bolivia, kill all their dirty people while we're at it too
I'd fly back and enlist on the military to aid my country
>>71086281
>asks something on an anonymous board
>someone answers
>"DID I FUCKING ASK YOU BRO?"
what a faggot. but to answer your question theres also favelas to invade but theyre riddled with niggers just like the jungles.
>>71086792
I know that, there's allready some images around the internet giving us some hints.
>>71086996
Would you care to share? I only recently became aware of Brazil's internal struggle with corruption
>>71086792
Well if you guys succeed
probaly wont be for long.
With the 2018 elections and all.
>>71087205
There's this article
http://www.jb.com.br/pais/noticias/2016/04/15/prf-de-goiania-aborda-tres-onibus-que-vieram-da-bolivia/
But it is in portuguese, is basically saing that out Police intercepted 3 buses with Bolivians coming into the country to opose the impeachment.
I will try to find the pics.
>>71086979
>someone answers
I know the American education system has permanently crippled your cognitive abilities but that wasn't an answer. Maybe when the US gets around to purchasing dictionaries for their schools instead of metal detectors, you'll learn how to use that word.
>>71087205
>>71083699
Pls nuke Bolivia.
>>71085461
Just a reminder the government has sent hundreds of thousands of Haitians to Southern Brazil to act as a fifth column if you ever get too uppity.
>>71087205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cekk3Ffh60c
the police is investigating this matter atm.
>>71087656
Not to mention supposed cuban "Doctors" everywhere in the country.
>>71087511
lmao calm down Justin you clearly know what i meant stop being a little bitch (i know this may be hard as it's in your genetic code to be a beta bitch but at least try).
>>71086458
look!
i
can do
it
too, guys
!
>>71083699
They would be raped by the brazilian army, lad. Also, argies would support us, so they would be even more fucked. It is not gonna happen.
>>71084143
Then it goes to the senate yet, no?
>bolivia
>venezuela
I'm just saying, If we went to war in Brazil, I would quit my job and go back into the Marine Corps that fucking day...but by the time I got processed in the war would be over...but peacekeeping roles with liberty calls and Brazilian butts.
Sweet, Jesus, Brazil. Your women are your greatest asset. We won't let Bolivian or Venezuelean rat fuckers try to fuck with you.
>>71085944
WOW, now this changes everything
>>71088163
Nah man, brazilians are ugly
>>71087992
http://g1.globo.com/jornal-da-globo/noticia/2016/04/governo-e-oposicao-disputam-votos-do-impeachment-no-domingo-17.html
This is all i know.
>>71086404
kek
>>71086600
I love watching that colombian airport show, niggers get keked all the time
>>71088163
>implying we wouldn't get blown the fuck out yet again in the jungles
>>71086792
Peru bro if this is true then tell me, who excactly will hold that position ? Peru itself ? Venezuela ? Bolivia ? or are you guys going to share the resources ? and idk m8, War seens pretty likely in this case.
>>71083699
Brazilians are all mulattoes so i guess it is natural that you will lose even more land.
>>71088394
We will teach you how to swing bro. Fear nothing. you guys just "lost" because it wasn't friendly territory. And brasil isn't in the other side of the world so much better logistics.
>>71087473
Se eles inventarem de fazer merda aqui em GO, a populacao sozinha daqui e suficiente pra exterminar todos eles. Aqui metade das pessoas anda armada, por causa das fazendas. Mes passado mataram um ladraozinho a pauladas e ninguem deu uma foda solteira.
>>71088394
Wouldn't need to. We'd blow up their airfields. Destroy their ground forces and then deploy peacekeepers in Brazil. We learned a lot in Vietnam and we won all the fucking time. Vietnam was lost stratigically by politicians. Operationally and tactically, we won.
>>71088394
You made me laugh, I'll give you a tactical talking bunda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR6-M2yu3nI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR6-M2yu3nI
>>71088570
How can you say we will lose territory based on skin color ? Is literally Monkey corrupt nation vs Monkey corrupt nation
>>71083699
Huezil.
You wouldn't even need our help, but I'm sure that both Maduro and Morales would start to fuck around here
>>71085887
Bolivia lost to Paraguay. Enough said.
>>71087803
Love it. Now where'd Mexibro go? We need to have a NAFTA shitposting thread some time.
>>71088784
yeah but you are slightly more monkey.
an aztec monkey will just kill all the negritos and THEN you take back the land.
Nós temos uma aliança militar ou algo? Que podemos fazer para ayudarlos a exterminar BolÃvia?
>>71086404
Você é retardado, porra? Escreve direito, macaco.
>>71088683
Foi exatamente em goias que a policiaparou os onibus. Agora eu só quero saber como q esses caras passam pelo Mato Grosso de boa.
>>71088954
son somiente memes
>>71088911
idk he probably got beheaded desu
>>71088778
Holy fuck she's cute, if only I knew what they were saying
>>71085348
That motoped delicious I wish I could get one for cheap here but they cost about the same as a used scooter, I'd rather have the scooter.
Spanish > Portuguese
nothing wrong with former just like the latter more
>>71088954
Jogue uma corda aos bolivianos e eles se enforcam sozinhos. São a nação mais incompetente da américa do sul, que já não é um continente muito bem quisto...
>>71088943
The Aztecs weren't in Brazil you silly Slav
>>71088954
I have no idea if we do have or not an alliance of that kind. But as >>71089095 said
Is just Rumors for now, nothing is concret or set in stone, it might not even happen.
>>71088704
I mean, why would we even get involved?
>>71088683
Deve ser assim no interior, porque aqui em Goiânia a coisa ta feia.
>>71089157
no need to understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWvXFtzM1cg
>>71088300
http://noticias.uol.com.br/ultimas-noticias/agencia-estado/2016/04/14/renan-comeca-a-definir-como-sera-rito-do-impeachment-no-senado.htm
>Venezuela and Bolivia
You should handle them like in a week bro.
Also the olympic games would be cancelled so you can send Neymar to copa america.
Is a win win situation.
>>71086206
You're welcome, I can't stand leftists ruining an already fragile country.
>>71089157
You don't need to speak portuguese ameribro, girls here love english. She might have sex with you in hopes you take her to America.
Vai ser foda. Um ótimo propósito pra unir nego nesse paÃs, matar comunista e transformar meninos em homens.
Obrigado, Senhor. Deus Vult.
>>71083699
2017 Hillary is President
Economy is SHIT
>>Grab a gun
>>Go inna Brasil
>>Remove Venuzuela and Bolivian
>>Aquire booty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJ2AZxIOiM
>>71089265
Gee I wonder why...
>>71089285
MUH DICC
what is her name?
>>71089601
It's a shame you guys don't speak portuguese, the best part of the movie is the un-translatable thrash talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtjOTB0jgz4
>>71089610
ikr, When America is involved something is not right.
>>71089610
>le oil wars meme
Maybe Kuwait, Iraq and Afghanistan though? I don't think so.
And who will win in your opnion ?
Humanity.
>>71083699
As long as i can visit the amazon in 3 years time and not get beheaded i dont care which monkey wins.
>>71089265
>>71086206
Oil, Excuses, and Monroe Doctrine mentality.
>>71089741
This is how our milfs look like
https://www.instagram.com/aline_riscado/?hl=pt-br
>>71089601
>Guns and Carnaval.
Is this the ultimate American dream ?
>>71089200
hmmmm....
so in the choice between mullattoes and lighter mulattoes, the only winning move... is not to play.
>>71083699
On Brasil's side <3
love you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfkW81o6uPc
>>71083699
k.. keep me posted
>>71089934
And her PLAYBOY's photos
http://gatobemdotado.com/aline-riscado-pelada-nua-playboy/
>>71083699
Brazil of course. Fuck bolivia and Maduro
>>71090080
Do you think that if actually happens Macri would help ? Since he's right wing and all, and we fighting commies.
Pls let it happen. We need a war in this parts to clean the commies and the niggers. We could send them all to die and be done with them and the ones that aren't sent to fight might as well become refugees and start walking their way to America or something.
Then the BR and Latin America can think of rebuilding our countries once and for all.
>>71083699
>Invade Brazil
>No one notices because its a fucking jungle.
>mfw
>>71088379
holy fuck, that show is amazing
>>71083699
Tchau, querida!
Nothing like that is going to happen. No one will fight for her once she's not in power anymore. The parasites will have to find a new host.
>>71089953
I mean, as far as I can tell, there are commies and there are dictators in South America, which would you rather have?
>>71083699
>be brazilian living in texas
>mfw my country will ditch their horrible president and annex two shitty countries as well
>>71090425
Well if this happens, we will hang both commies and dictators side by side and join Argentina in the persue for a good Right wing govt. They allready started with Macri.
>>71090356
share
>>71090183
Our military is nonexistent and no one here supports the military, I voted for Macri but I would never support a government or candidate that dares to bring the need to rebuild our military, motherfuckers only bring us problems, specially economically since we never finish our industrialization process thanks to them.
>>71083699
Sorry my monkey friend but we are trying to make peace with the FARC and ELN, we would not be able to help you
>>71083699
Brazil so we can counter attack Venezuela and get dat oil
>>71086792
But why?
>>71090901
>resources of the jungle
>>71086792
pls let this happen
I need some action in my life
>>71085423
We have pretty big cities desu,the jungle isn't part of the country,the dudes who live there are the main reason we have such a high crime rate
>>71089942
where are her nipples?
>>71090667
I mean we have borders with 10 Countries in this shithole. Its a miracle we didn't get into any war for so long.
oh what the fuck, im going on vacation to visit ny gramps in suriname in two days. should i be worried? the rest of south america usually ignores the colonies but they're too close for comfort
>>71083699
lol, who gives a fuck?
>>71083699
My country's leaders are cucks so probably the side of the US fiddling with you all over again. Hope it ends better than it began.
>>71085960
fite me. I'll drown you in debt.
>>71083699
>Indios and commies banding up together
Pfffhahaha, Brazil has a shitty army, but it's already more than enough to take all of the northern part of South America easily.
When are those Gripens arriving anyway? I'd join the air force right now to have the chance to blow up some commies.
>>71086792
This is going to be fucking fantastic
Can't wait to shoot some Inca looking fags
>>71091228
They're probaly safe. As you can see on the map they allready have a flanking position on us, there's no reason to Suriname get involved in this. And it might not even happen, as i said this are just rumors for now.
>>71091004
and how do civilians organizing on facebook hope to exploit these resources? who's funding this foreign intervention?
>>71087656
Was in Manaus, can confirm. The fucking buses had Haitian creole signs
>>71083699
>both Venezuela and Bolivia might try to invade Brazil
wow what a threat
>>71091348
Ikr. Some people die with boredom in their lifes just working. Not many people here in SA gets a chance to btfo some commies.
>>71083699
>funs
>gas tank
>cattle
>canned goods
Habbening PLZZZXZZZZZ. Irl is boring. Start klling each other you fucking monkeys
Venezuelans are commies. We hate commies.
Should we get involved?
>YFW all South America gets in a bigass war and the winning side unifies the whole thing and goes full SPQR
>>71083699
The Portuguese are conquerors and will continue to conquer. If the entirety of south america is not under Brazilian control by the time I die I'll have been put int the grave by shock.
>>71091583
What the heck were you doing in Manaus mate,getting zika?
>>71091637
How was that earthquake like 6 years ago you fucking boner breath
>>71091720
Nuke them
>>71083699
Whoever gets Argentina or US support. Venezuela needs their military to stay at home, however, or else they might pinochet
>>71091637
Yeah chile i know that those two are not a threat. But your country neutrality on the matter is pretty concerning.
>>71091789
We have enough military power to annex most of SA very quickly,but it's probably never going to happen unless we get into a military government again
>>71091799
It was 2 years ago. Travelling the amazon but got a nice jungle qt with a glorious bunda and stayed 6 months with her.
Manaus is a shithole tbqh. Love Amazonas though
>>71091944
I don't think we could annex Chile easily, considering the geography of the region alone.
Brazil has the largest airforce in the southern hemisphere. And the second largest in the Americas after the U.S
Currently the Brazilians are flying around 60 AMX's which the Italians used exceedingly well during the recent Libyan campaign where they bombed the shit out of Gaddafi.
Brazil also has Saab Gripens on order and due for delivery in 2019,
The main attack force of the current Bolivian airforce consists of 6 cheap chinese trainer jets (Hongdu JL-8). The rest of their airfoce consists of Cessna's and a learjet for el presidente.
Only Venezuela presents a credible air force risk with 10 outdated F-16A's and 24 modern Su-30MK2s.
Brazil needs to get its Gripens soon as those Russian built Su-30's can really fuck their shit up.
Bolivia has an army?
>>71091966
Did you go to Pantanal as well?It's like the Amazon but a lot better and safer,plus they have the city of Bonito which is comfy as fuck
>>71092174
And a navy
>>71092092
Which is why i said most of SA,not all of it
>>71083699
>Venezuela declares war on Brazil to distract from their failing domestic policies
Didn't Zimbabwe try this same thing against the Congo? I see the same result.
>>71092174
They do but is just there to discourage Chile.
>>71090602
finally found one video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLFnCmi3W7A
>>71083699
>Portuguese and Spanish empire fall
>Former colonies keep alive the flame of the old rivalry
like paultry
>>71092411
Yeah same thing with Argies and the Falklands. But idk, if it happens it might get real.
>>71092568
ty glad I waited
>venzuela invades
>they have to declare a ceasefire every friday to save money
>>71092324
Not really. Only traveled the first couple of weeks and then stayed with her all the time. So many Haitians in downtown. Heard they already have their ghettos, not a single one spoke fluent Portuguese
That town looks great btw
>>71092577
Too bad Venezuela and Bolivia are going to get BTFO,unlike what used to happen in the good old days
>>71092174
stealth rare
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cONL9XDfFfo
>>71092577
Alberto Barbosa still alive in our hearts.
>>71088778
Portuguese is the most disgusting language. You guys sound so fucking awful, I hope you understand that.
>>71092657
The haitians here are fucking annoying dude,they're coming to my city now too (Brasilia) and they just stay in parking lots asking for cash
And Bonito is great yeah,if you ever have the chance i reccomend you tour there,so much cool stuff,like snorkeling and all that
>>71083699
>If the rumors are true, both Venezuela and Bolivia might try to invade Brazil if our current president gets impeached.
>Bolivia
Have they ever won a war after Independence?
>>71092936
Hilariously, yes:
They defeated a Peruvian invasion and even killed their president
Peru is the only nation that has lost a war to every single of its neighbours
>>71092936
No, they are pretty bad at it.
>>71083699
Dilma is whore, but the only reason I don't support the impeachment is because the jews and the khazarian mafia are behind it. Brazil should stay in the BRICS no matter what. Specially in this times when a third world war is about to happen.
>>71092169
>Huezill
>SAAB
Judging by the 9-3 in my barn, its a match made in heaven for many reasons. R.I.P Saab Automotive- the meme of the car world.
>>71083699
>Venezuela invades Brazil
>Brazil shits on Venecucks
>Meanwhile we invade from behind and take over
>Brazil thanks us for freeing up the oil trade their way
D E V I L I S H
I thought it was all banter between sudacas, I didnt know the hate was that deep.
>>71093090
>Brazil should stay in the BRICS no matter what
Why? BRICS was a meaningless Goldman Sacks meme. Their economies have all gone to shit since then.
>>71092815
I'm from the south, and the northern accent is the most cringy thing I can imagine, and probably the opposite is true, so yes, even we think that.
>>71083699
Would the drug cartels and crime syndicates that run throughout those countries get involved if war were to occur?
>>71093237
>columbia invades
>farcs take over
>>71093272
It's not hate, the commies are afraid they are going to lose the gibsmedats from Brazil if the president gets impeached.
>>71093423
Huefriend; surely they can still purchase Mortadella after the commies fall, right?
>>71093325
how dare you
>>71093539
Even you guys know about the mortadela meme?Holy shit dob geg
Just imagine invading the socialist cocaine country of Venezuela.
>>71087637
Argentina is white, so I side with them. Nuke Bolivia please.
>>71093350
I didn't hear anything about our criminal organizations here, they seen to be pretty neutral on the matter.
>>71093640
kek. No sleep during the war.
>>71083699
I'm on Brazil's side, Bolivia is pretty dank but I hate Venezuela so I'll side with you guys even if you decide to genocide the lot of them
So,how do you guys feel pic related is going to do as president?
>>71092815
The closest language to Latin along with Italian.
It's poetry is unmatched.
>>71093366
You're pretty slow on news, Joao. All guerrillas are being subdued.
There is a very real risk of Venezuela becoming another guerrilla at that point but it would simply bring forth stronger policies. Perhaps it would make us a dictatorship of sorts, which is even better.
Besides, almost everyone would win from us taking over. We'd receive help from the USA too.
>>71093879
idk man. I don't have a informed opnion on the guy for now, i need to do my research.
>>71093926
If you guys take over what,colombro?
Brazil or Venezuela?Im confused
>>71093879
He needs to pretend he isn't a commie scum. Maybe we can even see him adopting some right wing politics.
>>71083699
Which side has the best coke? I will side with them.
>>71094012
Venezuela, dude. We'd be ready to pounce over the stinking carcass Brazil would leave.
I seriously it happens, image how strong we are going to be and how scared the oceanic cucks will get
>>71094046
Colombia has the best coke and they're our friends (i think) so there you go,welcome to the good goys
>>71093350
I saw someone posting about a gang responding to the recent ISIS threat.
They can't sell their drugs if their customers are dead. I think that some groups might fight a bit but in the end, they pussy out and run to other favelas. I'm just afraid they might get cocky and wreak havoc if shit hits the fan. Police in certain cities are actually avoiding the use of vehicles due to a lack of funding for fuel
>>71093553
>Russia
>not based liberator
Get out of here.
>>71094134
Triple Alliance back when ?
>>71094272
>Police in certain cities are actually avoiding the use of vehicles due to a lack of funding for fuel
what the fuck,i hadn't heard about that one,and i'm a cop myself,well i do mostly office work though so i guess that's the reason
>>71083699
> venezuela
> in drought
> energy crisis
> ruined economy
> politically unstable
Sounds like the perfect time to launch an invasion of your more powerful neighbour. Also does Bolivia even have a military?
WAIT A SECOND, DIDNT ISIS THREAT TO ATTACK BRAZIL ?
http://laprensa.peru.com/actualidad/noticia-isis-confirman-autenticidad-amenaza-terrorista-brasil-60142
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/03/23/report-isis-recruiting-lone-wolf-jihadists-in-brazil-to-attack-2016-olympics/
>>71094587
>Sounds like the perfect time to launch an invasion of your more powerful neighbour.
?
Isn't that the worst time?
>>71094588
Yep they did. Everyone wants a piece of us now since we will not be commies soon.
>>71094588
They did,and everyone here is memeing about them and mocking them now,i love my country so much
>>71094821
I see Brazilians are yet to hear of the concept of sarcasm.
>>71094821
I hope you're being sarcastic
>>71094587
>Sounds like the perfect time to launch an invasion of your more powerful neighbour. Also does Bolivia even have a military?
Venezuela does have a long standing border dispute with Guyana, however ...
>>71094969
It's literally the best time though. The latin american socialists are dwindling, a 'rightful' war to defend the continent against 'imperialists' and 'fascists' would be the perfect way to mask all the problems these countries are facing.
>>71095190
More like it's the only thing to do before it goes up in flames. You get to blame the fuckhuge country for raping your sorry ass, and put your country in the list of "countries where socialism would have won if only [insert whines]". Then, you take your meager booty and fuck off to the philipines.
Is Rousseff a good indicator of a Hillary Clinton Presidency?
>>71095190
Yeah bro, they can pay for munitions with ideological platitudes and convince people to fight and die because "too much fascist imperialism".
Stop trying to make a Brazilian happening happen. It's never going to happen. Ever.
>>71092880
We can use them to win the war,like we used slaves against paraguay
>>71095574
Can Hillary Clinton properly speak her native language? If yes, then no.
>>71094876
A FAVELA VAI COBRAR
>>71093879
He looks exactly like my Italian grandfather did back in the early 90's. I'm on Brazil's side because I'm essentially an ethnic hue (half Italian half Lebanese)
>>71091789
We are good boys and we don't want to hurt smaller weaker countries that our weaker and less developed cities can easy destroy them, and we already have problems within of Brazil with corrupts in the power
>>71092784
We don't even know this meme, we are
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>>71095574
Probably not,it will be very hard for a president to ever be as bad as Roussef
But I am sure hillary will try very hard
Cod Ghosts to happen irl baal temples cumfirmed reptilian beasts shapeshifting cumfirmed 100%
>>71085599
Saskatoon is more valuable than all of Mexico, it's people, it's history and it's culture.
>>71087792
About that thing of the doctors.... I still don't undertand why so meny leftist goverments (such as uruguay, brazil as you said, etc) import doctors from cuba, i mean.... you an uruguayans have your own doctors! is like "oh, we have these recently-graduated from school of medicine, looking for a job, so let's bring foreigners to occupy that job opportunities"
>>71096963
It makes no sense to me either, and they lowered the standarts for these cubans here in Brazil. Bassicaly buttfucking anyone who was studying medicine here.
>>71096377
This is just a ruse Infinity Ward made for Call of duty ghosts 2.
>>71097205
Wars are just marketing and leaks for future video games
>>71083699
Venezuela is closer to civil war than to invade another country.
Get real huehuehuehue
>>71088879
Lord Macri
>>71096778
Saskatchewan > Mexico by infinite miles.
>>71085960
acted like a true brazilian. calling all the attention for yourself like a jumping monkey. Proud of your huerism.
>>71088879
i really like you hermano. fuck south america. lets fix this shit and invade everything and then split the spoils. you are the only true hermano of brazil. manda nudes.
You have favelas more populated than both those shitholes, they can't do shit to you
>>71096963
The cuban "doctor" geys 1/10 of the payment and the othet 9/10 is sent to cuba. It"s a way those gov finances cubs
>>71083699
Morales and the ex-bus driver may be retards but even they wouldn't dare something that stupid. Even if they wanted to their generals would tell them its retarded and fuck off.
>>71094114
Make the Gran Colombia great again !
>>71098689
>Make Colombia Gran again!
ftfy
>>71097617
kek'd on this
is this a joke? Venezuela invading Brazil?
>>71099425
No dude, they totally have a shot! In fact, they'll obliterate Brazil because Maduro is even stronger than Kimkim!
Seriously though, has anyone seen a Venereazuela around here recently? I hope they're fine.
>>71083699
>side dont give a shit
>winner rest of world
>why
>technology to watch retards that dont matter kill themselves in HD
>>71099588
make la gran colombia great again.
>>71086487
No no. You think we are bad with the ME? Our Monroe Doctrine is a part of our culture that says we will nuke the shit out of any European interference, let alone that it is our destiny to shape the lives of the Americas.
Plus Chavez had been fucking with us for a decade in our tv sets and newspapers. Applauding dead Marines on national television, hosting known terrorists and destroying credibility at the UN, selling cheap gas to undercut US drilling and destabilizing our actual allies with narcoterrorists such as in Columbia.
Trust me that son of a bitches legacy will bring 200 kilotons of TNT to free the shit out of Venezuela and because of Hugo's former constant media presence the average American has a major axe to grind against regardless of its current economic state or leadership.
>>71083699
How exactly does Venezuela plan to invade you guys when a Jungle the size of Mexico stands between you and them?
>>71096963
To pay less money and also pretending that are saviors of
cubans
opressive country
but the cubans
go to
Brazil and then
try to go to America
Brazil you need to be neo liberals like us at sunday. Mexico is bored to be the number 1 in latin American
>>71094134
>Bolivian and venezuelans invade brazil
>Panic in argentina
>Government is forced to pass some anti nigger immigration law or some shit
>Mass deportation of illegals in case they try the same here
If only
>>71088379
What airport show m8? I feel like I'm missing something here.
>>71100968
Prepare for kekerinos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE_7AJfWnyY
>>71101134
Oooh THAT show.
Yeah, seeing lazy bums getting their lives fucked because they were trying to make easy money gives me always a warm feeling inside.
>>71083699
the chances of that happening are 0 (zero)
