Florida
California would be our butthole.
Texas would be the penis.
Florida would be the arms, stretching out trying to kill commies
>>71081456
Colorado
#StopTheSteal
>>71081456
New jersey
California obviously.
>>71081748
I second this... NJ and NYC would be the dirty shitter.
Tally so far:
California - 2
New Jersey - 2
Colorado - 1
Florida - 1
NYC (apparently a state now) - 1
Man we got major leakage problems if our anus is as big as California
Florida
>>71081456
>which state(s) would be the anus?
AL & MS
without question
>>71081748
this, obviously
>>71081456
the ones in the South, obviously.
>>71081482
Florida is the penis, anon.
Galveston, Texas is the anus.
>>71081456
Texas
>inb4 Texas
>>71081482
Florida is the benis. I vote NJ/NY, leaning more towards NJ.
Florida
>>71081456
Where do all the shitheads go?
>>71081456
without a doubt, california is the shit-ridden anus that stinks up the rest of the country
>NJ is the colon, NYC is the sphincter.
>Maine is the one good foot we have after losing the other one to diabetes.
>Florida is our old floppy dick.
>Texas is our tranny boobs that the dirty Mexicans like to fondle when we're not paying attention.
>California is our big fucking jewelry nose full of brown snot.
I miss anything?
>>71083972
My fucking phone changed jew to jewelry.
>>71081456
certainly the dakotas, they're just there
>>71081456
the US "eats" or receives shipping goods from china primarily on what side of the country? you think about that for a while op while determining this question.
Mississipi
>>71084049
Still works, Californians wear way too much goddamn jewelry
>>71084535
Go back to /r/Sweden.
>>71081456
Colorado
Louisiana.
>poor
>shitskin infested
>terrible infrastructure
>natural disasters ruin surrounding states
Minnesota
Shits out special snowflake liberals, somalis, and mudslimes. Literally the worst.
Hawaii is a turd in the ocean, so Commiefornia has to be the asshole.
>>71083972
>>71084049
Nah assuming the USA is JewSA is dumb. America is not Jewish.
>>71081456
Vermont
Memphis is the asshole of America, and the Mississippi Delta is the intestines full of shit (niggers).
>>71088897
Is Hawaii really that bad? Honolulu was pretty great at least when I was there. Feels like no where else in the US. Shit, doesn't really feel like the US for that matter.
>>71090203
Yes, it's absolutely terrible, I live on the big island so it's gonna be different than Oahu but the amount of homeless people we have here is so god damn high because winter never kills any of them, and because people want to "spread the aloha" they give homeless people so much god damn money, I once walked out of Safeway and was about to give money (just the change from my groceries) to a homeless guy I thought was sleeping, but as I got closer, I realized he was on his phone and when he looked up and I saw his face, it was some fucker I'd seen piss drunk at Humpys the weekend before. The people here are so fucking stupid, they all bitch and moan about Obama care when we've had socialized health care for like 30 some odd years. It used to be pretty based but then the US used Micronesia as a fucking bomb test site and we were over run by Micronesians who are basically hyper aggressive mini niggers that spit all over the place and never wash their clothes or bodies unless it's in a public pool or state parks brachish water ponds. And they get payed like 2K a month per every person above the age of 15 so they just breed like rabbits and are everywhere. There was literally a riot at my old high school two or three years ago between local people and micros. I cannot wait to fucking move, the moment white people stopped running it everything went to shit.
>>71090914
My next trip is going to be Hilo. Maybe I'll see what you mentioned. Oahu is probably a lot different than the other islands. It honestly felt like a island version of socal with mostly asian people.
>>71081456
California would be the ass, and in particular, San Francisco/Oakland would be the butthole. The "hole" is in the perfect spot too, if you think of the west coast being the back end. Maine would be the head, and Texas and Florida are legs. Ohio looks kinda like the heart.
>>71091954
Kiholo bay was closed to camping except under the most special of circumstances because they were literally living in mass down there, a couple years ago when I went camping (before they closed it off) they had a TV playing sponge on on the beach and were washing clothes in the pond
