What would you have for your last meal?
tendies
>>71075415
Tendies of course.
tendies
thinking about tendies desu
tendies
>>71075574
Tossed salad for you?
a single olive with the pit inside
>>71075653
Surrender Monkey
>>71075415
A fucking huge disgusting curry and 5 burritos then the second they start injecting I would shit myself and smile at them as I fade into the abyss.
>>71075560
>>71075545
>>71075483
>>71075482
>>71075596
what brand? At least get the expensive kind like pic related
>>71075415
Philly Cheese Steak pizza from Dominos
DAMN that shit is GOOD.
probably tendies
>>71075706
No, I'd want them from AppleBees
>>71075696
Hahahahahaha Yes
>>71075415
the biggest cock I could possibly gobble
>>71075696
Madman
This has nothing to do with politics
Aileen Wuornos: serial killer; executed in Florida in 2002 – lethal injection: Declined a special meal, but had a hamburger and other snack food from the prison's canteen. Later, she drank a cup of coffee
>>71075688
Knock knock.
>>71075696
Underrated
>>71075415
PB&J
I'm allergic to peanuts
Bruno Richard Hauptmann: Lindbergh kidnapping and murder; executed in New Jersey in 1936 – electrocution: Celery, olives, chicken, french fries, buttered peas, cherries, and a slice of cake.
>>71075706
Tyson is the only option.
>>71075850
Who is it?
>>71075415
>woman
>on death row
Clarence Ray Allen: murder; executed in California in 2006 – lethal injection: Buffalo steak, Kentucky Fried Chicken, sugar-free pecan pie and sugar-free black walnut ice cream.
Wendys tendies
>>71075706
>all those disclaimers
god america is a degenerate shithole
>>71075696
>do this
>turns out at the last moment, the letter came in and they have to let you go walk because of a error in the system
>>71075903
Hey you crossed the border faster than i could tell my joke. Impressed t b h.
>>71075482
>>71075483
>>71075545
>>71075560
>>71075596
>>71075609
>>71075754
>>71075751
>>71075758
>>71075818
>>71075836
>>71075415
A burg
>>71075415
I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle.
Hot wings and beer
Danny Rolling: The Gainesville Ripper, serial murder; executed in Florida in 2006 – lethal injection: Lobster tail, butterfly shrimp, baked potato, strawberry cheesecake, and sweet tea.
want moar?
>>71075415
why even ask this?
muhfuckin tendies mayne
tendies prob
>>71075415
BOWL OF EGGS
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>>71075978
GOTTA BE FAST, KEK.
Ángel Nieves Díaz, murder, executed in Florida in 2006: Declined a special meal. He was served the regular prison meal for that day, but declined that as well
>>71075943
>sugar free
>>71076052
YOU HAVE TO EAT IT ALL
>>71075978
Notice how I answered the door like a black person?
>>71075873
I don't think you understand how it works. You'd just die twice. They'll bring you back at the last second, wait for you to recover, then kill you. You don't get out on your own terms
Why the fuck do they even give them a last meal? What's to stop some faggot from asking for a thousand pizzas then have them given to the homeless?
This
>>71075970
>Stand up in my shit stained white jumpsuit
>Still smiling
>360 degree turn and moon walk out of prison, a free man covered in burrito shit
>Leave a trail of brown freedom the whole way out
>>71075415
>A woman ever getting the death penalty
>>71075943
>sugar-free
>>71076103
why would you do that?
not like they're going to feel sorry for you or anything.
the last fuck you to the system is to get a big expensive meal payed for by American taxpayers
>>71076070
It would be very entertaining if you were just a border guard on duty shitposting all day.
>>71076181
>A fucking leaf
>Asian-looking food
not surprised desu
>>71075888
he was innocent as all get out, too
>>71075943
>sugar-free pecan pie and sugar-free black walnut ice cream.
smart, gotta watch you carbs
>>71075706
>diet tendies
For your LAST meal?
I'd have mac and cheese with french fries, apple strudel with whipped cream, pepsi, and a proper cup of tea
>>71076165
most states have limits on meal costs
>>71076165
reminds me of this
Philip Workman, executed in Tennessee in 2007: Declined a special meal for himself, but he asked for a large vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless person in Nashville, Tennessee. This request was denied by the prison, but carried out by others across the country.
>>71076128
Best of /fit
Newfags won't know
>Lawrence Russell Brewer, executed in Texas in 2011: Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions; a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas with fixings; a Meat Lovers pizza; three root beers; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.
>Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates.
It's the white supremacist who killed James Byrd by dragging him behind his truck
>>71076163
Fuck
Then probably some a gallon of caviar
>>71076221
>lasagne
>Asian-looking
>>71075482
>>71075483
>>71075545
>>71075560
Nice meme XD. It's like I'm on Reddit but not! XDDDXdxd
>>71075962
Giving lawyers so much power here was a mistake.
>>71076221
>Americans
>>71076052
Fuck it. May as well post it.
>>71076200
should get uncooked rice and sugar and throw it every where
>>71076221
It's basically eggplant lasagna
Leaf wants to die the way he lived
Low energy
>>71076163
that's what YOU think
>>71076267
Was just going to post that
I thought it was more recent like last year
>>71075943
Post the fucking food bruh
>>71076268
>2012
>oldfag content
fuck off
>>71076200
well part of the tradition of granting the condemned a last meal is making peace between each other. it's symbolic. he was basically saying fuck you to them by not making that peace.
or he just liked prison food
Lawrence Russell Brewer, executed in Texas in 2011: Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions; a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas with fixings; a Meat Lovers pizza; three root beers; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.[51] Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates.[52]
>refused the meal
fuck this nigger
>>71076269
>>71076355
It's literally dripping beef mince out the side m8
>>71076292
Not Lasagne, it's not got the pasta on top for that kind of stuff.
fucking abo
>>71076200
You might not have an appetite on the day you're about to die.
Well massa, I'd like me some uh dem meat loafs, mashed taters un gravy, okra, peach cobbla, and yo miss's cornbread.
>>71075415
Cyanide.
Joseph Mitchell Parsons, executed in Utah in 1999: Three Burger King Whoppers, two large orders of fries, a chocolate shake, chocolate chip ice cream, and a package of grape Hubba Bubba bubblegum, to be shared with his brother and a cousin.
>>71076467
>He doesn't know what bechamel sauce is
Stick to burgers mate
>>71075415
an entire rotisserie chicken buttery garlic and
4 bowls of chicken and dumplings from the cracker barrel restaurant
if its my last meal i want to feel like a king
>>71075415
Burger and fries or a meat pie
>>71076424
That's the person they killed
>Shawn Berry, Lawrence Russell Brewer, and John King dragged Byrd for three miles behind a pick-up truck along an asphalt road. Byrd, who remained conscious throughout most of the ordeal, was killed when his body hit the edge of a culvert, severing his right arm and head. The murderers drove on for another mile before dumping his torso in front of an African-American cemetery in Jasper.
I was 11 when that happened, I still remember the nationwid outrage
>>71076467
>moussaka
>asian-looking
why do you embarrass yourself
>>71076424
>orders all this shit
>TDCJ spends money on said shit
>nigger turns it down
All that time and effort for one last smug "fuck you"
For my last meal, I'd have 4 pork bratwurst, mashed potatoes and beef gravy, corn on the cob and for desert a blackberry pie with homemade vanilla ice cream. I'd wash it down with a bottle of rum. I always liked rum.
And I'm a skinny fucker, too. Go big or go home I say. Last meal, fuck it.
>>71075415
Probably tendies too
Marion Albert Pruett, executed in Arkansas in 1999: A stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut, four Burger King Whoppers, a large order of French fries, three two-liter bottles of Pepsi, a bucket of ice, a bottle of ketchup, salt, fried eggplant, fried squash, fried okra, and a pecan pie. In an interview prior to his execution date, he said he was going to share his last meal with another inmate who was going to be executed the same day. He went on to say he originally wanted to have a roast duck for his last meal, but declined because he felt the prison wouldn't cook it.
>>71075415
looks like she's offering the guard a last meal on her. But her pussy has to be rank, that'd be awful.
>>71076317
Go back there you snivelling woman
Troy Davis, executed in Georgia in 2011, declined a special meal, explaining that "this meal will not be my last".
what did he mean by this?
An apple, maybe some grapes.
>>71076200
>commit crime
>give a last fuck you to the system
Yeah, cuz it's the system's fault you're a murderer
>>71076467
It's Greek. Greek food is way better.
>>71075706
>Casein free
What the fuck, why would you not want protein in your meat??
>>71076548
>Australian ******cuisine*******
>>71076548
>>71075415
Why do normal fag meme pictures develop that weight blur around text?
>>71076766
cholesterol maybe?
>>71076165
By executing you, you've paid your crime to society.
Symbolic way of saying we're on the level now.
THE GAME
>>71076370
> last meal was cyanide
>>71076766
>registered dietician
peanut butter sandwich with a glass of water
psychologists would analyze it for years to come and i'd be remembered
>>71076766
Casein is in dairy. The box also says lactose free. Perhaps it's so people who can't eat dairy can partake in tendies.
>>71076717
Shocker
>>71075994
a guy tried that and they just denied the request
Ricky Ray Rector, executed in Arkansas in 1992: Steak, fried chicken, cherry Kool-Aid, and a pecan pie. Rector, rendered mentally incapacitated by his suicide attempt after murdering a police officer, said that he did not eat the pie because he was saving it for later.
>kool-aid
>>71075842
Dude that's fuckijg scary
>>71076879
I thought those were chicken tendies for a second.
>>71076519
On the evening before his execution, Parsons watched The Mummy and was visited in his death watch cell by his brother and his cousin. They shared his last meal of Burger King hamburgers, French fries, milkshakes, root beer, and chocolate chip ice cream
>>71076717
nigga don't know what execution means
>>71075873
I'm allergic too, I'd go with Reese cups, I've always wanted to try em
>>71077007
at least the nigga didn't know what was going on
>>71076766
Courtney has obvious problems with restraint but also sexual frustration, she also loves dark chocolate.
I think we've found our How do white guys even compete shitposter
>>71075415
Fugu fish. Not game enough to try it, but if they're going to kill me anyway I may as well.
Robert Alton Harris, executed in California in 1992: A 21-piece bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, two large Domino's Pizzas (no anchovies), ice cream, a bag of jelly beans, a six-pack of Pepsi, and a pack of Camel cigarettes.[57][58] The pizza was actually a Tombstone Pizza, per Vernell Crittendon's orders.[59] Crittendon worked at the prison and was responsible for dealing with the condemned person before his execution.
>>71077007
>he did not eat the pie because he was saving it for later.
That's kind of sad
>>71076484
That would actually be a perfect last meal. Only add some homemade biscuits and some vanilla ice cream with that peach cobbler.
>>71076879
I thought these were puppy shaped chicken tendies for a second
Ronald Clark O'Bryan, executed in Texas in 1984: T-bone steak (medium to well done), French fries with ketchup, whole kernel corn, sweet peas, a lettuce and tomato salad with egg and French dressing, iced tea, sweetener, saltines, Boston cream pie, and rolls.
Assuming i'd die in America. I'd have myself 3 spicy po'boys from popeyes with cajun fries and a coke.
I'd like to eat something that reminds me of home, but it's one of those meals that I can't just trust anybody to make. So I guess I'd just have...
>3 cans of these
>A bowl of cold, chunky potato salad with no relish and easy on the mustard - be pissed off as fuck if they don't make it right
>1 roasted corn on the cob
>2 pecan candies
>1 ltr bottle of chilled coca cola
>>71076019
Yes, keep posting
Shit like 3lbs of brisket
>>71077453
good taste
>>71077007
and killing retards is justice?
>>71077531
yes mr kiwi, this one you will like
Ronnie Lee Gardner, executed in Utah in 2010: Lobster tail, steak, apple pie, vanilla ice cream, 7 Up, and watching The Lord of the Rings film trilogy.[60]
http://www.goodbyewarden.com
>There's love and peace in Islam
>>71075415
patrician last meal
she should ask for a bowl of dicks
>>71077697
Steak and lobster sounds like a weird combo, but now I want to try it.
I just have to brutally kill someone, right?
>>71076717
What the fuck do you think?
>>71076776
>Australian
Is this bait? Do you really not know what bechamel sauce is?
Do you eat anything that doesn't come in a can or microwave package? Do you know what a stove is?
>>71077299
He's a mentally retarded nigger. Get that. A nigger, that is further mentally diminished. So he started at 70%, and now he's at Potato + 5.
Something made by my mother, if she's still alive. Steak or something, with klöße and gravy.
>>71077774
How the fuck are you supposed to eat steak with a shitty plastic knife like that?
>>71075415
Pizza, knife, and fork
you have to at least brutally kill the lobster and the steak
>>71076570
That was nationwide?
I was growing up in Beaumont at the time, and that was all anybody talked about for weeks.
Their students still get shit for it when they compete in pretty much any activity in any other part of the state.
Thomas J. Grasso, executed in Oklahoma in 1995: two dozen steamed mussels, two dozen steamed clams, a double cheeseburger from Burger King, half-dozen barbecued spare ribs, two strawberry milkshakes, half a pumpkin pie with whipped cream and diced strawberries, and a 16-ounce can of spaghetti with meatballs, served at room temperature.[64] However, he issued a public statement complaining that he had requested SpaghettiOs, not spaghetti
>>71077830
wouldnt the LotR movies remind you of life on the outside?
![img_0031s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HZvlSP6.jpg "img_0031s[1].jpg")
>>71075415
All you can eat fried and coconut shrimp and cheese biscuits from Red Lobster.
has anyone posted the one where the prisoner orders like 50 different things and then declines to eat it when they bring it all to him?
I think it was in Texas.
Afterwards the prison changed the rules on what you could order.
>>71077774
I don't understand this. Did he let his victims eat lobster, steak, apple pie and vanilla icecream while watching Lord of the Candy Ass Roody Poos before he murdered them?
>>71077697
>not Rifftrax version
>>71075706
id choose arbys desu
or zaxbys
what if i ask for a letter signed by the judge saying i am innocent and some chicken tendies?
i just have to refuse to eat the letter
>>71077830
It's actually a staple of American steakhouses. It's usually on the menu as "surf and turf"
>>71077830
Its called Surf and Turf. Pretty common in developed countries. probably why you're not familiar.
>>71077453
>>71077636
>steak
>medium to well done
shit taste
So much pecan pie...
>>71075943
>Tfw the girl he killed was kind of a qt
>>71075696
Australian to the end.
>>71078066
I went to a place a few weeks ago that did steak and shrimp, shit was perfect and I wish everywhere had this amazing meal.
>>71077292
>orders him to be given tombstone pizza
Hahahahahahaha my sides
>>71077529
r-rate my meal
>>71076484
Southerner here
What's wrong with that meal?
>>71078274
terrible, potato boy
>>71078321
He's referencing a movie about some jesus-ass nicca.
>>71077900
It was a few months before Matthew Shepard was killed.
This passed in 2009
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Shepard_and_James_Byrd_Jr._Hate_Crimes_Prevention_Act
>>71075888
OKC bomber.
Two pints of ice cream.
OK has a $15 expense limit.
CA has no limit.
CA has no death penalty.
OI hey wait, I am a Coen.
No ded nigs for me.
>>71076188
kek
>>71078274
>>71077529
desu if i was having a last meal i would choose something that was similar to what my dad would make for the first 20 years of my life. he cooked all the time and was awesome at it.
>c& soup
shit tier for the most part, thats probably good though
>potatoe salad
it would probably be shit compared to ones my dad would make, same goes for coldslaw
>cornn on the cob roasted
just 1?
>2 pecan candies
idk id take a pie desu
>1 ltr of coke
fuck i would probably choose limeade (25% juice or above, most are only 8-14%, gotta make it yourself) or grapefruit juice. those are my favorite drinks in the whole world.
>>71075415
I'd have myself starved for three days and then be turned loose on a buffet
Saddam Hussein: Iraqi President; Iraq 2006 – hanging: The Times states that "he refused their offers of cigarettes and a last meal of chicken and shawarma rice."[17] Other sources state a variety of meal options.
>>71075706
>gluten-free tendies
desu the only benefit of gluten-ffree tendies is that
>>71075962
Yeah THAT'S what makes this country degenerate and shitty and certainly nothing else. Go to Germany though; they have to list every single preservative, etc. in their food. They superscript 1, 2, 3, 4, etc. and have lists as long as 19 I saw on some menus.
>>71077951
But then the government would be no better than the aforementioned murderer.
The government's already punishing the person for the crime via execution.
>>71076879
Those things look like they've already been deep fried
Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran: ringleaders of the Bali Nine; executed in Indonesia by firing squad in April 2015: Kentucky Fried Chicken
>australians
>KFC
>>71078604
>i would choose something that was similar to what my dad would make
Well that was my original idea, but it would just piss me off to get food that doesn't taste like what my mom made. I mean if it were as basic as meat and potatoes I'd try, but she makes cajun food and not everyone can pull it off or even make it taste good. Wouldn't it piss you off to get some shitty version of your dad's cooking?
>>71075842
This man is lying. She ate kfc
Peter Kürten: The Vampire of Düsseldorf, serial killer/rapist; Germany 1931 – Decapitation by guillotine: Wiener schnitzel, fried potatoes and a bottle of white wine. He requested seconds and received it.[11]
>>71075415
Jew Pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnb2M03WwHQ
Fried okra
Fried mushrooms
Kfc mashed potatoes w the fucjin gravy
Omelet with mozz cheese, spinach, bacon, diced tomatoes on top
Like, ten spicy chicken sandwiches from Wendy's extra crispy
Glass of skim milk
Dr Pepper
Season one of true detective to watch
And a fat blunt
Adolf Eichmann: World War II German Nazi senior officer and Holocaust mass murder organizer; (German national) Israel 1962 – hanging: declined a special meal, preferring a bottle of Carmel, a dry red Israeli wine, along with the usual prison fare of cheese, bread, olives, and tea. He drank about half of the bottle.
>>71076717
this man literally thought he was going to get off
it was some black lives matters type bullshit when he was executed
DINDU NUFFIN
HE DIDNT SHOT THAT COP EVEN THOUGH EVERY CREDIBLE WITNESS AND EVEN THE PEOPLE HE WAS WITH SAID HE DID
>>71078884
Indonesia is the armpit of the world.
Grass mats and fly blown chickens.
Bettle nut is fine
Dont into narcotics
A country of retards living in a mud hut.
Indonesia.
>>71075415
ramen
>>71078884
Was just reading that.
I forgot about the outrage over their execution
Cum
>>71077951
>durr we should torture and kill them just like they did to their victims!
They've been locked up for a long time and will be killed. What's wrong with a last meal?
>>71079121
what did golda partake in her last meal?
a puppet string?
>What kinda meal you want senpai?
>Just cook my shit up
>Say no more
>>71075415
Bleach
>>71077684 only if they're a nigger
>>71079121
>SS Officer
>Requests Israeli wine
And people say the Germans are a humourless bunch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl1mH0DROQM
Chicken, rice and beans in honour of this fucking amazing song.
>>71079193
That's Sweden alright.
>>71077908
Nah, I don't even like LotR
>>71078063
Even more reason to visit the States now, fuck that sounds nice.
>>71078066
The American was a good cunt, told me what was up without any attitude and seemed like a pretty cool guy. You're just a faggot.
>>71078907
honestly visual stimuli would work for me rather than the actual taste. I guess i would choose chicken fried steak with white gravy, baked potato, and some frozen veggie heated up in butter. that'll most likely be a lot like the real thing.
sitting there and imagining of a better time eating similar food would be pretty nice. desu if i wanted something consistent i would get a double quarter pounder or a 6 piece from popeyes. or just some dessert you havent had in a long time.
>>71079179
they also executed that brazilian dude in the same batch. shit is sad
Dobie Gillis Williams, executed in Louisiana in 1999: Twelve chocolate bars and some ice cream.
>>71078959
sauce? I got it from wiki
>>71075924
i hope Trump starts up the executions again, we need to clear out some space for these spics that keep wandering in.
we should at least be executing 2k to 3k a year, we have tons niggers that have done enough to get injected
>>71077697
Utah's pretty based with their executions
>Lets you watch a last movie with your meal
>recently reinstated the vastly superior method of death by firing squad in limited cases
Why can't we go back to death by the gun? Far cheaper, quicker, and consistent than injection. Fitting for both the highest generals and the lowest peasants, and not nearly as demeaning as the guillotine and noose.
>>71077292
Lol, cause dominoes would make his post mortem diahrea blast so enormous and uncleanable
>>71075415
Makes you wonder what suicide bombers eat before blowing up
Hell, what will Tsarnaev have? Today is the three year anniversary of the Boston Marathon bombing
Steak au poivre medium rare, french fries, rice and beans, cheeseburger, a pizza, lasagna and a milkshake. I'd vomit if needed
Hillary Clinton's crusty old panties after she's spent a hard day riding the campaign trail.
>>71076717
It meant that lunch was his last meal - he just declined dinner, dummy
>>71076331
kek
>>71075706
only if you have enough GBP
>>71076269
YOU EAT THOSE FEEEXINS UP RIGHT NOW
>>71079359
>Nah, I don't even like LotR
but literally all the mountains and shit are from YOUR country
Eric Wrinkles, executed in Indiana in 2009: Prime rib, a "loaded" baked potato, pork chops with steak fries, rolls and two salads with ranch dressing, served three days before execution because Indiana State Prison system found that condemned inmates tend to lose their appetite near the end.[41]
>>71078830
yeah that shit is in the ingredients list though
imagine having to advertise that your ready meal shit is free from antibiotics. america is a dump
Did those murderers give a last meal to the people they killed?
They should just get what's on the menu for the rest of the prison.
>>71075415
The black pill in my rosary to go to the nursery where I can escape through the window.
it would include chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs. lots of it. and virgils rootbeer.
>>71078884
"Australians"
>>71079617
>A condemned prisoner's last meal is a customary ritual preceding execution. Various countries have various traditions in this regard. The "little glass of rum" is granted to the condemned in historical France in the minutes before execution, but no formal last meal as the condemned learns of their impending execution only on the fatal morning, generally just minutes in advance.[1]
>In many countries, the prisoner may, within reason, select what the last meal will be.
it's symbolic. some guys do request prison food though. but be honest, would you take the prison food, or whatever you wanted?
Jack in the Box Munchie Meal of course, the hella-peno burger
Lets see for me I would have
large pepperoni stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut
2 large orders of fries from Zaxbys with ranch, honey mustard, and zax sauce dips
liter of cherry vanilla pepsi
2 king size almond joys and 1 regular size zero candy bar
maybe a real big bowl of palak paneer
>>71077774
Did they actually let him sit through all 12 hours (assuming it's the uncut version) or did they make him stop watching when he was done with his meal?
I need to know this.
>>71075415
pussy
>>71077095
>>71075415
Hearth of anglo monarch.
>Double-steak burger (rare), with bacon, tomato, saint-marcellin, caramelized onions and lettuce
>French fries with cheddar
>One ice cold strawberry/kiwi smoothie
>2 baguettes and a french cheese assortment platter
Can you request something other than food?
I'd rather watch end of evangelion one last time.
>>71075696
lol
>>71079569
The mountains and shit are cool, but when you can actually go see them rather than watch them on a screen along with shitty acting and an average story, LotR loses a hell of a lot of charm
>>71075706
HAHAHA THIS ISNT A MEME YOU GUYS ACTUALLY SAY TENDER. LMAOOO
>>71079607
You don't HAVE to do shit. It gives you a competitive advantage with the organic crowd. I'm sure you've been to America though and have a well-rounded opinion about why we suck other than just the labeling on chicken tendy boxes. No Englishman would ever judge an entire country based on a box of chicken tendies.
>>71075943
>sugar free
This is some of the funniest shit I have read all week.
>>71080146
utah lets you watch a movie with your food, i posted a few accounts where the condemned watched movies
Edward Hartman, executed in North Carolina in 2003: A Greek salad, linguini with white clam sauce, cheesecake with cherry topping, garlic bread, and a Coke.
artman confessed to the crime but requested a life sentence. According to The News & Observer, five mitigating factors were presented at Hartman's trial, including alcoholism (he claimed to be severely intoxicated at the time of the murder) and childhood abuse. The jury felt that these factors were outweighed by Hartman's theft of Smith's car and money. In seeking clemency, Hartman's lawyers (along with outside groups) argued that the prosecution had used Hartman's sexuality (he was gay) in a discriminatory manner, an argument rejected by the courts and by Governor Mike Easley of North Carolina.
couldnt find the right picture of him since his name is common and wiki doesnt give it.
>>71077774
>Firing Squad
A real man.
>>71080196
>shitty acting
>average story
Lazy fucking Maori scum detected
>>71076221
>not recognizing lasagna
>kill yourself for making a fool of yourself
>>71080146
I'd do a fat line of heroin
>>71079456
>>Lets you watch a last movie with your meal
>>recently reinstated the vastly superior method of death by firing squad in limited cases
Awesome
>>71075415
the hearts of my enemies
>>71080295
I get that, i'm saying it's a legit advertising strategy which is fucking sad
>englishman
showing your retardation there cletus. i've been to america multiple times and the consumerism there is beyond belief
Fucking stupid.
There isn't a single woman getting a death sentence nowadays.
>>71079929
Chicken Paprikash and rice, with a side of Gulash
The 1974 Huntsville Prison siege was an eleven-day prison uprising that took place from July 24 to August 3, 1974 at the Huntsville Walls Unit of the Texas Department of Corrections in Huntsville, Texas. The standoff was one of the longest hostage-taking sieges in United States history
Ignacio Cuevas, the surviving perpetrator, received the Texas Department of Corrections Death Row ID#526. Cuevas was received as a death row prisoner on May 30, 1975. Cuevas was held at the Ellis Unit, and he was executed on May 23, 1991.[4] Cuevas's last meal request consisted of chicken dumplings, steamed rice, sliced bread, black-eyed peas, and iced tea.[5] Cuevas's last words were "I’m going to a beautiful place. O.K., Warden, roll ‘em."
>>71080371
I'm white as they come, I just don't like movies and it's undeniable that LotR is overrated as fuck. Really go back and watch it, it's not that great.
Especially when it's practically the only thing that foreigners know about the country so, meeting anyone from overseas, it's non-stop.
>>71079617
>Did those murderers give a last meal to the people they killed?
Who cares?
>>71075842
how would you tell if they were telling the truth or not?
>>71076070
noting personell kid
>>71076181
fucjking mooseaka
cnadinas
>>71079716
>virgils rootbeer.
Good taste
>>71080463
here is your source you misogynist shitlord.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_women_on_death_row_in_the_United_States
>>71075415
Nothing. I'd be glad that I'm finally dying and therefor have no reason to keep eating.
>>71075415
1 file. 1 flamethrower, 1 squadron of b-52s armed with daisy cutters
>>71076424
I would have told him to fuck off for being a greedy cunt and given him bread and water.
John David Duty, executed in Oklahoma in 2010: A double cheeseburger with mayonnaise, a foot-long hot dog with cheese, mustard and extra onions, a cherry limeade, and a large banana shake.
John David Duty (April 25, 1952 – December 16, 2010) was an American who was executed in Oklahoma for first-degree murder. According to the Oklahoma Department of Corrections, he is the first person in the United States to have been put to death with pentobarbital. A nationwide shortage of Sodium Thiopental led the state to incorporate the substitution into their protocol for lethal injections.[1] Duty's case gained media attention because pentobarbital had typically been used to euthanize animals.[2][3]
Duty was sentenced to death for strangling a fellow inmate at Oklahoma State Penitentiary in December 2001. At the time, Duty had been serving a life sentence for a 1978 conviction of rape, robbery and shooting with intent to kill.[4] He did not contest the murder charge and vowed that he would kill again if he was not executed.[5]
Duty later filed appeals that the change to the method of execution could be inhumane, but was denied.[2] Though his case had gone all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court,[1] opponents of capital punishment claimed that Duty had manipulated the system to be executed as a method of escape from life imprisonment.[6] He was put to death at the same penitentiary where he had committed the murder nearly nine years earlier.
>>71080537
>hell
>beautiful
>>71075979
Cheeseburgers are great! How's your latest culturally-enriching cuisine, Somali cock?
2 cherries pit and all
>>71075415
Fugu fish
Victor Feguer, executed in Iowa in 1963, requested a single olive with the pit still in it.
>>71075696
irl shitpost right here
>>71076424
>Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates
He went to hell and took everyone with him
>>71075924
Males do commit 90.5% of homicides in the U.S.
>>71076484
>Tough shit, nigger. Eat 500,000 volts instead BZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!!
Since I'm allergic to peanuts, I'd ask for peanut butter sandwich. Get an allergic reaction, postponing my execution.
last statements are pretty cool too
Let’s do it, man. Lock and load. Ain’t life a [expletive deleted] ?
>>71081451
that would probably be on file somewhere
