Suppose you had to pick a roommate to live with you for the next few years, but your choices were limited to
- A Brazilian
- A Nigerian
- An Indian
- A Slav
Which would you choose?
The nigerian is literally the only choice any sane person would make out of those options.
>>71071161
Why didn't you include yourself, faggot?
>>71071161
Slav, they are good drinking friends.
>>71071475
This.
>>71071161
Slav probably. If they're Polish we'll get along fine.
>>71071161
West Slav, East Slav or South Slav?
slav. dirty jokes, enjoyable attitude about life. good drinker.
>>71071161
slav every day
slav, no contest
>>71071161
Is the Indian the smart, doctor type, or the poop on the floor type?
the fact that he's living overseas means that the Brazilian is probably pretty white so I'd take him.
But if we imagine that the scenario means that the room-mate wil be one randomly chosen male my age from one of those ethnicities, I'd proaably pick the indian because he'd probably be quite easy to deal with and I'm not willing to risk the slav incase he's a thief.
>>71071161
Slav. Might still kill me in my sleep but there would always be plenty of alcohol available.
slav, all the way, going to cheeki breeki everyday
>>71071161
I know a nigerian guy, he's really nice but his sense of humor can be kinda depressing sometimes, usually involves stuff like "wow, tons of people would have died if that happened in my country" when hearing about a flu outbreak. he dresses really well though but he smells kinda bad. He's pretty cool
Slav, easy money. We'd dance and do Oly lifting together
Slav
>>71071888
Those would be one and the same
>>71071161
A BR.
>>71071888
>implying that there is a difference
the POO IN LOO
>>71071888
Floor pooper
>>71071161
it depends is the Brazilian white
>>71071161
The Slav. They would have my back if someone breaks into our home and arent really afraid of anything.
Slav obviously, out of those options
>>71071161
Slav
>>71071399
>>71071625
>>71071703
>>71071741
>>71071796
>>71071918
>>71071923
>>71072000
t. miroslav slavonovich
>>71071161
Depends on what you mean by slav.
>>71071161
Br -> Slav -> Nig -> poofield
>>71071636
The one's which drink, smoke and squat a lot
>>71071161
>Comparing Slavs with Nigerians and Indians.
>br
>a monkey
>nigerian
>likely knows the taste of human flesh
>poo
>home smelling of curry all the time
Slav
Indian female
Brother rented to some medical students, asians and indian females tended to bring the least amount of drama
>>71071161
SLAV, but if I had to a brazilian or a hindu would be fine.
>>71072091
Thanks Mexico!
>>71071161
Slav so that i can have a drinking and cs:go roommate. With an Indian you'd wake up with shit on your desk, a Nigerian would kill you in your sleep, Brazilian would just steal all your shit. So yeah a slav
>>71071161
Indian. My apartment has TWO loos!
There is literally nothing wrong with being a Slav.
>>71071888
There are no smart Indians. Oh, there are academic ones, but they lack common sense or social skills. At best they're autistic and obsessed with cricket stats
Indian would probably be the least risky... if you can stand the smell of curry
>>71071161
But anon, my roommates are slavs.
>tfw I live with Polish twins raised in Ohio
>tfw they always speak polish and I normally have no idea wtf they're saying
>tfw when they're girls
>>71072498
Too bad an Indian won't use any of those loos, you see a loo but he sees a black hole of spook
Slav is the only sensible answer. Slavs are bro-tier, and usually quite racist.
>>71071909
The only brazilian I've ever met was a pardo studying engineering in the states.
>>71071888
I think there would be a difference myself, consider the Arab alternative: educated as a doctor/engineer (for real), employed as a taxi driver or janitor, 1.) sees Mohammed comic, 2.) goes postal, 3.) shoots up the school if alone and starts rioting/looting if with other immigrant friends.
So you can see, plainly, that the above contrast should raise your confidence in the Indian alternative...
1) Slav(iously)
2)Whitish brazilian
3)pajeet
4)Nigerian
5)brazilian
>>71072465
Dat guy is aryan af.
>>71071161
Nigerian by a long shot. The rest stink or look bad.
slavs are bros
Rich Brazilians (the kind that go to college) are bro tier.
>>71072602
Are they qt? Have you fugged yet?
>>71072465
my nigga stoned to the bone
Actually known a Slav. Good guy.
I also had a roomate who was from Togo, but he was from his countries elite, so wasn't scum.
>>71072679
maybe it was a social program we have here in brazil
the government pays for your studies overseas
>>71071161
Slav easily. He'd be quiet just like me.
Brazilian would be shit tier, he'd invite all his friends and girls to fuck and just exclude me.
>>71071161
Slav.
>>71072752
My ex was a OH polish slav, we drank like crazy fugged like rabbits.
>>71072752
I had sex with one of them freshman year. I've been dating my current girlfriend for two years though, so I have no chance with the other sister.
> all these people saying slav
I guess you all like to have your shit stolen
>>71071161
An indian because they are weak and submissive. Niggers can't be trusted, brazilians are batshit insnae and hue and slavs are aggressive, loud and huge assholes
>>71072859
Are Latin Americans even bigger extroverted normies than southern Europeans?
>>71071161
Slav, no other choice
I am going to blow some minds right quick, I would pick the Nigerian.
Nigerians and most Africans fucking hate Amerinigs with a passion not found in the reddest state and if they are in America it's because they are the elite of their nation.
Mark my words, Africa is going to be the next Asia as far as economic growth and having in roads there could pay huge dividends, literally.
>>71071161
BR a bro tier peeps
indias are smart and educated, the potty trained ones
slavs are drink buddies
nigerian...nahhhh fuck them
>>71071161
The slav obviously.
>>71071161
Southern brazilian. Slavs are not bad either.
Indian and nigerian smells. Nigerian eats all kind of rotten food and other humans. Indian needs to use toilet instead street shit
>>71071161
Nigerian wouldn't be that bad. In America, they're usually pretty well-educated and work hard as fuck.
Also, they usually hate US blacks
>>71073025
>Africa is going to be the next Asia as far as economic growth
can't tell if this is sarcasm
>>71071161
Brazilian if she passed an STD screening. I'd dick that ass every night while my wife sits on her face.
>>71072776
Photoshop? da fuck is that
I'll take the Indian. He would probably be the most responsible and could cook some decent food. Fuck the Slav, they smell like shit, would drink themselves stupid, and if they are from Bosnia they would be a dirty Muslim..
>>71071161
slav 100% since I am slav and speak russian.
Russians are just 10 times funner than anyone else.
>>71071161
A homeless shelter. A homeless shelter would be my choice.
>>71072706
Better?
>>71071161
SLAV
every fucking time.
Brazil:
>illiterate violent ignorant degenerate catholic perverts with a tranny fixation and a penchant for beastiality
Nigeria:
> Nigger. nuf said
> will steal your shit, uses your computer for 419 scams, smells like burnt crisco, keeps touching your girl in a creepy ass way, like just cuz youre roomies you have to share your woman
India:
> stink of curry inescapable
> shit everywhere
> never cleans anything
> never bathes cuz showers =/= ganges
Slav
> always have extra chair, cuz ivan prefers to squat
> adidas track suits and vodka in plentiful supply
> his sister is totally bangable
> civilized european white bro-tier chap
> just make sure you water his Drakkar Noir down with vodka so his cologne becomes bearable
slav,
every
fucking
time
>>71073165
ask bolivian guys, they should know
>>71071161
A slav, we will drink vodka and wine,smoke untaxed ciggaretes and teach each other folk songs on guitar.
Plus gf/sister/mother swap sooner or later. Brothers of the Cross
>>71071161
slav everytime
>>71072492
Do you also remove kebab in the event that some emerge?
>>71071475
This, plus that way I don't have to buy chairs.
You are fags
Buy a 1bed/1bath apartment. Split the cost with an Indian. I live in the bedroom and take showers and shit at the 24/7 gym across the street. Indian lives in the bathroom.
Save money and buy a motorcycle.
>>71071161
Slav
woulddrinkvodkawith/10
>>71073426
Nah my cucked bro, I'm almost sure those animals don't inhabitat in Bolivia
Nigerian probably.
Fuck living with a slav.
>>71072503
Nigga you just played yourself.
Here's a (You) for you.
>>71071161
Why does any of that even matter fag?
If you get to choose your roommate then make sure they have respect for other people's property/space and that's it.
Slav so I can beat the shit out him on daily basis and make him wash my underwear.
>picking anything other then slav
9/10 times they're introverted guys who sit on their computer all day who work and watch anime
The other 1/10 times they're just alcoholics who are fun to laugh around with
>picking poo in loo
>picking a literal animal
>picking some hue hue hue who will invite all his 90 friends and family members
>>71071161
slav.
>squatting isn't that bad, easily adaptable
>never a shortage of cheap alcohol
>genetically similar to most americans, european with small amounts of mongolian admixture
slave
>>71071161
Slav or Brazilian
>>71071161
Slav so I can save on furniture costs
Slav, they are the whitest
>>71073165
it's a capybara
>>71071161
i choose a slav i learn to squat and i liked vodka anyway
at least he's white...ish
>>71073165
a capybara
>>71073901
whatever you say, my assraped comrade
Slav, I will teach them well
>>71071161
- brasilian (for the '7-1' lulz)
- slav (they at least have Tesla)
- India (poo'd)
- an hero
>in that order
>>71074293
hypertrophic mammary growth from image 1 to 2...
>>71074104
nah, you can play alpha against anglos, that shit won't pass with slavs
>>71071161
Nigerian >> Indian >>> Brazilian >>>>>>>> shit >>>>>>> Slav
I want to have beutiful black babies.
>>71074671
it's cropped differently
>>71071161
slav
>>71073165
a cute rodent
I would prefer a Slav, who is preferably female. We could do some cheeki breeki.
I don't even really see a problem with Slavs. There was a bunch of 18-20 y/o Ukrainians that stayed in my apartment building last summer and they were fun to party with.
>>71071161
I'm willing to bet most people would choose a slav. I know I would. Brazilian is second, Nigerian third, Indian last.
Even if the non-whites are nice, there's such a lower threshold for someone to fuck you over if you're not the same race that it'd be stupid not to pick a slav.
>>71072465
Ladies and gentlemen, the average Brazilian.
>>71071161
Honestly I'd rather shoot myself
The Slav is dangerous and unpredictable, probably will setup a druglab producing meth and krokodil
The Indian: street shitting, curry smell
Brazilian: Insane, 1000+ family, hue
Nigerian: High risk of Chimpouts, probably cannibal, ooga booga
>>71071161
slav, 100%
>brazilian
smelly liars who watch "soccer"
>nigerian
too black
>indian
cannot use a toilet
at least the slav will probably like going out to drink and probably have some hot chicks as friends
>>71075067
>implying slavs are white
haven't pol memes taught you anyting?
>>71071161
people from good social/economic background are usually nice and polite even if nigerian , but I'd say brazilian cuz high classes brazilian are basically white european born abroad, they are mostly white with a strong rooted european cultural background
>>71071161
Is the Brazilian a sub twink or ladyboy? If so then yes, the Brazilian. If not then the Indian I guess, at least they'll have a job and know how to make naan or curry. I've had some as friends, they're alright people if they can take jokes about their accents.
The Slav is just going to make the house smell of smokes and his friends would probably break something thus creating problems for us and the landlord.
Nigerian is obviously not even considered because they're the most likely to chimp out just for not sharing my food and attracting more poos around the neighborhood.
>>71071265
This. Every Nigerian I met has actually been smart and very clean, mostly because the ones that make it to America typically come from the upper class and are rich as fuck. Africans are cool and actually hate American niggers.
>>71071161
Slav, obviously.
>>71071161
ahm... Suicide?
That's the correct answer, isn't it?
I mean i already have a brazilian roommate so yeah
Slav obviusly
>hates islam and SJWs
>loves alchohol
>>71071161
bitch I wish I had a slavic brother to share my borscht with
>>71071161
Depends on what you mean by a roommate? if it is a male then i pick a slav if it is female then i pick a brazilian.
>>71071161
Slav of course. All the others are unclean or subhuman. The slav would possibly be messy and not pick up after eating, but is not filthy in the same way that curries and niggers are filthy. Slav would be a great drinking bro, and wouldn't smell like shit or not groom unless he drank too much. Would also be a bonus to fugg if female.
I don't not like Brazilians either, but I would simply prefer a slav. European descended brazilians are okay, and even better if female because of aforementioned fugg bonus.
>>71073010
We're friends with literally anyone dude.
If you offer us a beer and have a joke to tell we're fucking bestfriends instantly
>>71075738
in my experience they are very unfriendly,they find it difficult to adapt to different lifestyles and they love putting up fights for no reasons at all
The Slav. Preferably a girl. Either way they'd both have to deal with my existential angst when i'm shitfaced.
>>71076132
we can't stand faggots, so if slav picked fight with you for no reason, you need to work on your T levels bro
>>71076132
>in my experience they are very unfriendly
Where were they from? My experience with Poles has been good, they love giving away free cigarettes when they're shitfaced.
>all these people picking Slav
enjoy having for a roomate a dude who'll never like you, will never consider you a real friend and will cut off all ties with you, the second he moves out.
basically what >71076132 said
>>71071888
D. All of the above.
>>71076566
>bosnian computer can only process one meme arrow at a time
try making it less obvious that you are a seriously asspained muslim next time
A southern brazilian, por favor.
>>71071161
>brazilian
low IQ hot head. Guaranteed make some trouble
>nigerian
literately nigger is their country's name
>curry poo
worse than nigger. Disgusting indian music all day and curry smell
>slav
most slav in North America is a shut-in gamer + lifter. 2 of my best interest
>>71073901
How would you know you're from Texas
>>71076670
you have no idea what you're talking about you syrup guzzling nigger.
>>71076865
>literately nigger is their country's name
>tfw pol still hates brs
i dont get why you guys think the brazilians who would have money to study abroad are the noisy ones
>>71071161
that swedish girl second from the right
The point if this thead isnt the topic, but OPs propaganda image. This should have been saged reported
>>71077848
why wouldn't we?
>>71076865
>says others have a low IQ
>can't even write properly in his own language
>>71078215
is that the video where the guys are robbing some pizza place in a favela and get hundreds of new holes?
>>71077848
>>71071161
>tfw I live with a brazilian and a russian
>>71078328
what, can't watch it? your brazilian internet too shitty?
>>71078424
Im on mobile,iphone cant play webms
>>71078215
>in the end justice thrives once again
I don't see a problem there.
>>71078367
Always hated that the goals don't line up with reactions..
A Brazilian for sure. Never met one without a sense of humor.
Fine with Indians too.
>>71078215
I wish our cops could be allowed to act like this whenever they see a robbery in action
>>71071161
Slav. They're all likely to steal from me but at least the slav is white
>>71078460
>2016
>using safari
male slav
female brazzer
>>71078617
Brazilians who study abroad are almost all white too,mostly from the south so of german descent
>>71078634
>2016
>using a mobile device to browse 4chan
>being brazilian
>>71071161
a Brazilian.
Most Brazilians are chill
>>71078852
>all brazilians are the ones on liveleak
spot the nigger
>>71071161
brazileans are chill people, why would you pick any other. a slav? a nigerian? an indian? any of those could be very sketchy
>>71071161
Slavs get more shit than they actually deserve. Alright people, the country went to shit
>>71078852
Context?
teh fux?
>>71071161
a huehueuhe they cant run shit they are corrupt but most of the time they are fun my second choice would be a slav but 90%are super buthurt about ww2 (im looking at you pooland)
>>71078995
>posts Southern Brazil
Southern Brazil =/= average Brazilian. I'd pick a Slav over any other option you could provide me, to be honest. I love Slavs.
>>71078995
your economy is doing great btw
>>71071161
Brazilians are bros.
Mordekaiser es best
>>71078852
>not using based Mimi
honestly shitposting from a mobile device is comfy af lad
>>71071161
A slav
He knows how to drink, Can laugh like a normal person, Poo's in the loo, doesn't smell like a nigger.
Slavs aren't even bad, why are they on the list?
>>71074293
slavs dont squat, only the povo tier of russians do...
>>71079320
thanks senpai
if younever think about getting away from the muslims you're welcome in my city,everyone is racist,we have 1 crime a year and a lot of german people
plus we have snow too
>>71079393
good thing everyone important in your country already parked their money in a miami condo
>>71079393
Everyone knows our economy is going to shit right now,what's that have to do with you calling everyone here a savage
>>71079937
>snow in brazil
is that city located between two mountains?
>>71071161
a slav
>>71080247
We have snow in a lot of the south actually,hermano
Even in Curitiba it snows sometimes
>>71071161
It depends. Would Nigerian girls fuck a whitey?
I met some in the 2014 World Cup in Brazil and they are very hot. I really didn't expect to see pretty girls come from West Africa, but they are better than many white English girls I've seen. Although probably that's because the Nigerians that went to Brazil were all richfags.
>>71071161
Brazilian. I know what kind of crimes he's up to.
Slav. Most Slavs are polite, quiet and keep themselves to themselves.
Slavs are brotier. People who have problems with them are most likely beta sensitive little faggots.
>>71079937
sounds pretty gud senpai
my family lived 4 years in brasil my brothers were born there its a cool country but shut government atm
>>71082468
the government is pretty shit indeed,but life down here is pretty great because the people are good
Have another pic
>>71071161
Slav
>>71076755
A southern brazilian won't be different from any other place of this country. South or north, we have a insane monkeys inside of us just waiting to go wild.
>>71082165
Slavs are hit and miss
Some are bros but some hate the US even though they are here.
I don't think I've met a brazilian, at least not that I recognize.
>>71084095
Look in the trees. You might found some.
>>71071475
Slavs > Brazilian > Indian > Nigerian. It really comes down to background, but shooting from the hip I'll take the squatting kebab remover first every time.
>>71079612
>he doesn't use Clover™
>t-the south is white!!!
Sure famalam
>>71084669
found the mad northeasterner
have you guys got drinking water yet?
Obviously Slav since I'm a Slav myself.
>>71085096
I'm actually from Colatina-ES and we have no water because of the barrage
>>71071161
female Brazilian. a nice 10/10 white one with a gorgeous personality.
fuck you OP
>>71071161
Depends on if the Nigerian is muslim or not, otherwise the Slav.
I'm racially blind. A person's ethnic and national background does not matter to me.
>>71073590
With pride.
OД БИХAЋA, ДO ПETPOBЦA CEЛA, ДO ПETPOBЦA CEЛA!
Slav hands down
> dont push their culture on anyone aside from drinking
> love to drink
> willing to do anything for fun
> will have your back
> undoubtedly will have cool stories
>>71084479
idk if clover supports watching youtube videos within the app,thread images slideshow,board list + thread watcher
>>71078215
>that Mutumbo finger wag at the end
Pure operator
>>71071161
Huelians all the way, they're annoying as fuck at first but you get used to them.
>>71071161
slav is white
OP is "JIDF"
slav obviously
>>71086291
I was about to seriously answer you but then i checked the flag
>>71078424
Does....
Does it say Isis on the front?
Kek, btw.
>>71086501
JIDF was the standard response for such blatant trolling / sliding threads like this BACK IN THE DAY
these days, 200 posts later
>>71071161
Slav
He'll make me fit and teach me to squat.
>>71079317
gun cost 500 bucks. kid didn't pay 500 bucks now he ded.
>>71071161
slav > indian > brazilian > nigerian
i'm assuming the indian is poo in loo instead of pow wow? my rankings here are based on poo in loo. if it is supposed to be a native, then switch the BR and indian.
>>71071161
The Slav, obviously. I'd drink every night with him.
>>71086815
rip mr cunt never forget
Slavs are great in small doses (you will get sick of the drinkng) but the real choice is Brazil.
>always manages to secure good drugs without fail
>natural penchant for the ladies
>awesome food if you have a barbequeue
>7-0 banter for days
>>71074293
What's a good software for this?
>Brazilian
Loud, extroverted thug who can barely read. Tries to talk about asses and dicks with me. Retarded laugh.
>Nigerian
Joyful farmer who can barely read or use modern technology (other than a 90s desktop for spamming Usenet). Smells like cow. Retarded accent.
>Indian
May or may not poo in the loo. Even more retarded accent. Can't read, count or stop calling me a "shitty cow fucking bitch".
>Slav
Only option with an IQ above 90. Wants to play vidya, drink vodka, squat, fuck his mom etc. More or less white.
Slav>Nigerian>Brazilian>Indian
>>71071161
A brazilian
Nigerian > Slav > Brazilian > Indian
Other answers in the thread, plus he could cut me in on dat sweet oil prince money, if I just give him my bank number and SS.
>>71088282
Thanks argiebro
As a brazilian I'd pick a niggerian, actual africans that I've met were usually chill about anything. Slav is a close second tho
