What went wrong fellow #cruzmissiles? ;~;
>>71070257
>I am now #CruezMissol
People realized Cruz is a lying religious kook. It was bound to happen sooner or later.
CAN'T
No one wants a religious nut as president. He's 2016's Pat Robertson.
Dildos will be Cruz's downfall.
>>71070541
holy FUCK is this real???
>>71070352
>>71070539
No more religious than JEEZ OH MAN, or any other republican for that matter.
>>71070572
I can't stop watching at that gif and I have a strong urge to vote for donald j trump
>>71070257
How much longer do we think the paid memetics will be here? Pay checks will probably stop soon.
Well that's just it. Now I'm a #JeezOhMan
>>71070989
>paid memetics
being this delusional
>>>/x/
>>71071069
The world is a big place, laddy. It's silly of you to think such a thing is impossible. Does it frighten you that you are not in complete control?
>>71070257
nothing just variance
our canadian plant will prevail. You will join our rank either peacefully or by force. God bless the queen.
>>71070541
>>71071344
Yes, and I don't even have my tin-foil hat handy.
>>71070890
Yeah, precisely. That's just another reason why the GOP as we know it is fucking over. People are growing out of it and getting sick of it.
>>71070257
The liberal media is pumping up Kasich to make him appear electable, when, in actuality, he would need more delegates to win than are available. Months from now Kasich voters will ask themselves why they didn't go with the consistent conservative®.
Damn that liberal media! And damn Donald Trump too! I bet he caused this somehow. He is a liberal, and not a true conservative® like me, after all
>>71070989
How the hell do i get a job shitposting? I don't have a degree in womens studies but i'm certain my lifelong experience will prove effective
>>71070257
Trump is the establishment candidate. People like Karl Rove et al are flocking to his banner. Of course he was going to win, he is an establishment trojan horse to destroy Conservatism and America forever.
>>71070257
You have to be one stupid mutha fucka to even think about voting for an out of touch with reality loser like Cruz.
>>71071069
theres a guy that literally has a company called Applied Memetics Inc. you newfag
>>71070257
It's become obvious that Cruz is a Bush family loyalist
I used to be a #cruzmissile but after seeing these polls I have no choice but to support the only true, proven nationalist and capitalist candidate. I now must stump for Trump.
>>71072196
t. Mohammad Al-Cuckani
>>71072528
You will see the truth if he wins the election and then you will know I was right. America dies with Trump.
>>71070257
>FOX
>>71070257
How? Trump has a ceiling
>>71070257
#cruzmissiles followed the lead of #koreanmissiles
>>71071069
>http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/images/upload/file/Presentation%20Military%20Memetics%20Tutorial%2013%20Dec%2011.pdf
Faggot.
>>71070890
Are you kidding? His own father said he was born to be the "savior of America" and his right hand man Beck claims Cruz is the manifestation of the Mormon prophecy to deter us from the impending apocalypse
>>71072589
>America dies with Trump.
And /pol/ will rejoice.
>>71070257
Probably the Colorado shenanigans.
>>71070890
He's WAY more fucking religious dude
His whole act is even based on being a televangelist
>>71070890
He's probably not that religious personally, but he's being presented as a religious man and he associates with religious kooks.
>>71070257
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
>>71071069
>>71070989
>>71071344
>>71072013
Seriously, that would be a sweet job to shitpost
I've seen some Craigslist screencaps about $15/hour to rally for Sanders
>>71070257
Media exposure hurts him, desu oniifam.
>>71072911
Also this
Trump was able to control the narrative on Colorado and it made Cruz look like a rat for celebrating it.
>>71070257
Who's the third guy?
>>71070257
I used to be a #CruzMissile of the #CruzCrew, I even voted for TrusTED™ in Arizona against all odds as DRUMPF was winning in all polls. But after the shameful way he stole the Colorado delegates without a single vote from WE THE PEOPLE, with a heavy heart I have decided to permanently leave Ted's #Ratpack and now I'm a proud member of the #KasichKuckKlan, because John Kasich is the adult in this race, with an impeccable moderate record that will help us win against Hillary this November.
>>71070572
Please tell me she does porn
>>71073423
Cocksuck
>>71073396
>Trump was able to control the narrative on Colorado and it made Cruz look like a rat for celebrating it.
Trump didn't have to control anything.
The Colorado debacle was just that awful.
Seriously, which senile moron thought it was a good idea to disenfranchise millions of voters.
>>71073732
Fuck yes found her
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5681aed010738
>>71070572
>>71074850
Thanks friend
kasich is about to do his job and become trump's VP
I hope this will stop the cruz shitposters from making threads
