>why are you not a Prot yet you filthy Catholic idolatry worshipping scum evil pagan shits???
Because.....
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/04/12/church-of-norway-officially-embraces-gay-marriage-a-historic-shift-in-the-churchs-teaching-on-marriage/
>be protestant
>get cucked
Hah
They think they have to do it or slide into irrelevancy, but don't realize that no one can respect an organization that changes its doctrines every time the wind blows a different direction. Protestantism is the cultural relativism of Christianity.
>>71066911
>tfw the one holy catholic apostolic church has never changed its dogma in 2000 years of existence.
>will never get cucked by LGBT losers no matter how hard they try.
Going to adoration and then confession tonight. So thankful for the Church.
>>71068171
God bless, even our pope can't change teachings of Christ.
No need to bring this down to hate thread but protestants are literally traitors.
>>71068171
What do you do when you just want to talk to a priest for a little while? Is that what confession is for or do you call ahead and just make an appointment? I'm joining the army and I want to know what the padre thinks of it.
>implying Protestantism is of a single accord
Nigga, do you not know how many times we've subdivided over issues of lesser importance than duh gayz? Most other Protestants would hate this just as much as Cuckolics. Hell, I think the Archbishop of Canterbury cut off the American Episcopals because it got too friendly towards homosexuality.
>>71069134
Call for an appointment. Our priests serve the spiritual needs of everyone in their diocese regardless of what you believe.
Confessional isn't a place for chatting really.
>>71069134
>confession
>chatting
U wot?
>>71066911
>2016
>actually believing in christianity
>you are a nigger
>>71068171
>>71071554
>this is worse than Same sex legalization
Nice try stormfag prot.
>the church will be gone soon say the blasphemer for nth time in 2000 years
>live in Scandinavia
>choose a semitic religion
Ultimate cucks.
>>71071554
I want to see the pope slurping on a BBC tbqh...
>>71071554
I don't remember Jesus intimately kissing people's feet.
>>71073537
Read John 13
>>71074360
He doesn't kiss, he only washes.
>religious faggots arguing about what religion is better for not allowing homo sex
You're all fucking dumb, end of story.
heathens can get out
>>71066911
>church
>Christians
>same sex marriage
they fucked up Christianity so bad, no wonder god send Islam.
>>71073537
>>71074779
His feet are anointed when he goes to Simon's house. He immediately rewards the woman who kisses his feet with absolution of all sins and eternal life.
>>71074911
Protestants are not Christians
>>71068171
the orthodox church would like to have a word with you
Man I might as well go out and get a fedora because this thread is making me feel enlightened as fuck compared to you retards 'debating' religious dogma.
>>71074911
kill yourself
lel
>>71073537
Jesus Christ, I'm an atheist and even I know this one.
>what is the Gospel of John, for 500 please.
>>71071554
>Sports coat
>Jeans
>>71068171
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>>71075915
He washes feet there. He doesn't kiss them. You want Luke 7 if you're talking about rewards for the kissing of feet.
>>71075700
Its funny tho coz these prots "voted" instead of following what is on the book. Its so funny bcoz they used a fucking degenerate thing called democracy in their proceedings where in fact these same chirches are telling that the Catholic Church are changing theor dogmas. This is comedy gold
>>71066911
They are pushing for this law all across EU.
>>71076085
>Christians thinking sucking feet gives blessings
Why does/pol/ consider itself redpilled yet believe this fucking shit. Stop believing this shit while saying everyone else is living in delusion.
>>71076273
Humility is revered in Christianity. It's not a surprise that it would be rewarded.
>>71076273
Also, don't bother perverting your language to conjure a strawman to attack. It's not a good argument.
>>71066911
Christians are 5% of the population. None cares about them. The next big question is: Will gay marriage be alowed in the muslim faith, which by now is 60%
Daily reminder: it's Christians who will get gay married in gay church. Atheists don't even get married in church.
>>71076549
>Christians are 5% of the population
Is the rest of Norway godless atheists?
>>71076436
Fuck you, in enlightened by my shitposts.
>>71066911
As a non-believer I actually do respect the Catholic Church as the best of them all. They do loads of charity, and they stick to their old values. I don't share the same values, but I do appreciate that they stay far away from the hypocrisy that the other churches commit.
Changing your values just to keep your church goers really kills the purpose of believing in a being that decides your fate for eternity.
Cheers, Catholics.
>>71076549
Insh'allah the kufar will be stoned to death for their offenses against Allah. Then we can truly say alhamdullilah.
>>71076624
>Christians
>Gay marriage
Pick one and only one.
>>71069134
Check the website of the church because they usually just have hours that they sit in the confessional (e.g. Sat, Sun, Tues, Thur from 5-7 pm).
They kill their own religion and replace it with something that isn't compatible with any of their values, something that never was close to their values.
>>71076669
78% of Norwegians are heathens.
>>71076657
Depends what statistics you look at. Church has pretty dumb statistics when ruled by Christian politicians, they consider every baptised human to be Christian by statistic. Mormons(morons) go even further in USA, they can get you converted after you are already dead.
>>71076657
We are muslim, May peace be upon him.
And if you think there ever was any kind of vote about this among the public, you are mistaken
>>71076701
>atheists
>priest ceremonies
pick only one
Atheists: no priest at wedding, no priest at funeral. Really not atheist problem if gay Christfags need gay Christian or Muslim marriages.
>>71076676
Hell, it's pitiful that most "believers" only accept their book in part... It only proves that they simply use that belief system as a crutch to rest their fear of non-existence.
>>71077022
Did I say a single fucking thing about atheists, you stupid fucking cunt? There is no such thing as a Christian that will get gay married. You have a heretic masquerading as a Christian in a fake spin-off of Christ's word. The Bible and Christ Himself are explicitly clear on this topic. Gay marriage does not exist. Anyone that acknowledges its existence is not a Christian.
>>71077077
To be fair, there are parts of the Old Testament that simply don't apply to Christians and are essentially just context. That's why Christians don't cut off their dick tips or any of that crazy Jew shit. I assume you're talking about stuff like ignoring the explicit rules of marriage just because it's not cool to care about the family unit these days.
>>71077180
Who do you think needs gay priests and Christian weddings? Surely not atheists. So can we end this meme that atheists want gay Christian weddings now?
>>71077339
Atheists certainly want gay Christian "weddings". It corrodes the family unit. Which has been the driving force of "progressives" for decades now. Everything is about removing the nuclear family from its central role in the society. Atheists are at the forefront of this movement.
>>71077478
If that's really how the majority of them behave I'd probably be better off marrying a Catholic. I for one certainly don't think this is a good thing.
>>71077478
We didn't even had church weddings during Socialism and no gay rights, the only people who push church and gay church weddings and priests at funerals was always USA of gay Christianity aka Jews of Jerusalem and Jesus gang. Gay lobby always comes from USA, gay parades always financed by USA, the Christians. What do you think those pillars of society in USA who spread le right-wing conservatism do behind closed doors? They fuck men, occasionally children and they get all sadomasochism. What else would you expect from those people who constantly wage war around the world? They use Jesus as an excuse to feel good about themselves.
>>71077790
>Protestants
Sorry lad, I thought we were talking about Christians.
>>71077896
Here we have Catholics mostly.
>>71066911
Well, the norwegian priests are all homosexual though. They don't even believe in hell because hell made atheists sad in the 60s so they decided that hell did not exist anymore.
Nobody is really christian anymore here, it's mostly just a place where lesbians and gays can get a easy job. They have started a advertisement campaign to get people to baptize their children, because nobody does that.
20% Of Norwegians believe in God according to the Eurobarometer of 2005. And likely much less now. Anyone who believe in God are usually not a churchgoing christian. I used to go to church, but they are empty here, just some 80 year olds that are brought there by the nurses and don't even know they are in church.
The only religion that is taken seriously in Norway is Islam... I went to friday prayer and it was filled to the brim, good thing they only had places for men and that women can stay at home, there would be no space for the women. There was a long line to get into the mosque, I barely got inside.
Churches are completely empty spaces while the mosques are filled to the brim. Christianity in norway (at least when I was christian) is all about emulating the latest hollywood morality and using that to find new verses in the bible to say "this does not apply anymore".
"Oh, the movie says homosexuality is ok. So the anti-gay verses in the bible don't apply anymore. It is a modern society you know"
"I saw someone cheat on tv, cheating is not really that bad, the bible is wrong. It might have been right at some point , but not anymore"
It's basically just atheism while wearing crosses as jewlery and believing that some god might exist ( 20% believe God exist, but only muslims actually WORSHIP god. The rest just think he exist or they actively goes against him like the non-laveyan satanists)
>>71077968
Gay marriage is outlawed by the Catholic Church. If you have any "priests" doling out gay "marriages", then your country doesn't deserve to exist.
>>71078101
Rip white man's 2000 years of culture.
>>71078101
>priests
Priests are Catholic. Norway isn't Catholic.
>>71078383
Priests are protestant as well, it's called "prest" in Norway for both catholic, baptist, protestant or whatever. A minister is someone (likely atheist) in the parliament who is responsible for a department.
>>71076549
>Christians are 5% of the population
No wonder your country is a degenerate cesspool. Your country deserves everything that it's getting, along with all of Western Europe.
>>71076695
>>71076881
Poohammed (piss be upon him) was a pedophile warlord, Aisha cheated on him with dozens of men.
>>71078540
Priests are Catholic. I'm not having any of your heretic shit here, Norway.
>>71071554
>>71078150
Christians have churches, Muslims have mosques, Jews have synagogues, Buddhists have temples, atheists have none of this. Getting married in (Christian)church always means getting married between different races. Who do you think has always pushed for unity of all humans of different skin colour, background & now sexual orientation? You are kidding yourself if you think church has anything to do with nationalism, church is only interested in spreading their religious coverage and they will be chameleons, everywhere different. Christian church in Tibet is mimicking Buddhism and white man's church is mimicking paganism. Jews only want your money through church, because when you control wedding, divorces, funerals, you control most of money, that's a lot of money, that's the origin of Jewish wealth. Muslims want the same, every religion wants to cover this and get monies, it's just that Muslims ain't nearly as much gay that they would need to allow gay marriages and Buddhists don't even care.
>>71078244
Western Europe deserves what it's getting.
Areas with Traditional Catholicism are still flourishing, especially with young people. The average age in our parishes here is like 24.
t. traditional catholic
>>71078540
>"prest" in Norway for both catholic, baptist, protestant
Disgusting. Don't associate our priests with your faggot heresy.
>>71078659
>I was about to realize that my argument was bad, but then you wrote "priest" because english is not your first language
>>71069134
You can call any church and ask for an appointment. Confession is for Catholics only, and it's not really the place to ask questions.
>>71078758
> Getting married in (Christian)church always means getting married between different races.
Are you disabled? Are you literally saying that every single Christian wedding is an interracial one?
Homosexual acts are still outlawed in Catholicism and gay marriage will never be allowed in the Church.
>some babbling about nationalism
That confirms you're retarded then.
>DA JOOS
Fucking hell lad, are you okay? Your post reads like you're having an actual mental breakdown as you type. Go to sleep and try again tomorrow, you degenerate fuck.
>>71078871
You had no argument. You just said "Norway is mostly atheist" and then did a shitpost about Islam. There was nothing to discuss.
>>71078101
>Christianity in norway (at least when I was christian) is all about emulating the latest hollywood morality and using that to find new verses in the bible to say "this does not apply anymore".
That's pretty much the same deal with all Protestants.
>>71076273
>Why does/pol/ consider itself redpilled yet believe this fucking shit.
It doesn't. It's only a handful of Christfags shitting up this board.
>>71079200
Its the opposite. Fuck off go back to stormfront
>>71079042
No, i am telling you who has pushed interracial marriages through centuries. The only sacred building that allows interracial marriage in China is also Christian church, Buddhists don't allow interracial marriages, neither does Communist thinking government. There is a reason why Socialism talked about cultures and religious/capitalistic people talk about integration. Integration is another word for interracial. Kings always conquered lands, so they used church to unite their multiracial armies and prepare them for death.
>>71079200
Don't you have some krokodil to inject?
>>71076701
Most Christians support gay marriage, anon.
>inb4 no true scotsman No TRUE Christian would support gay marriage.
>>71078758
>Christian church in Tibet is mimicking Buddhism and white man's church is mimicking paganism.
Yeah, I always found that disgusting. Islam don't do that. Christianity even added 3-gods-in-one to please the pagans who was uneasy about just ONE God. And the church let people keep their idols and house gods, but instead of mercury and saturn they called them st.christopher and st.peter. But still continued with the old pagan rituals offering incense to the statues and parading the statues around in processions like the catholic church often do. It's emulating paganism by having a pantheon of different people to pray to, except only 3 of them are called gods. And just like all million gods of hinduism is just aspects of the God Rahman they also have that in christianity with 3 different gods or personalities being one God. And all this to entertain pagans and get them to read the bible.
>>71079200
>2016
>not worshiping odin as your mudhut dwelling ancestors did
>>71079279
Are you shitposting on purpose, Philianon?
It's the stormfags that made /pol/ seem like it's a Christian board.
>>71079423
/pol/ worships Yellowstone.
AWAKE, YELLOWSTONE, AWAKE
>>71079042
>and gay marriage will never be allowed in the Church.
Most catholics support gay marriage in America http://www.churchmilitant.com/news/article/6-in-10-american-catholics-support-gay-marriage
And also in south america tons of people support gay marriage. It's just a matter of time. The pope can just use his infallibility and swoosh gay marriage is ok in the catholic church.
>>71079375
If you read bible you can find different interpretations, you get satisfied with what suits you, somebody else might find opposite explanation in bible. Likewise some sins are deadly, then we have forgiveness and everything is ok. Gays not ok, but every man equal before god. So interpret as you want.
>>71066911
>Church of Norway legalizes Same sex Marriage
Why not, actually.
>>71079627
Islam isn't far behind us and it's already becoming secularized in countries like Turkey or Iran. The same thing happened with Christianity and in a hundred years or so you lot will be facing the same problems.
Those Catholics accepting faggot marriage are only cultural Catholics, a true Christian would never accept this.
>>71079350
>No country
I'm assuming America. American "Christians" are a joke and should never, ever be looked at as an example of Christians.
>>71079627
>America
Also, you say that like American Catholics have any fucking say at all in Catholic dogma, you utter spastic.
Apostate Church incoming. End Times I think in 20 years tops.
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
>>71079627
Also, the Pope literally said gay unions will never be allowed in the Church less than a week ago.
>>71079627
>Chirchmilitant
They were good at first but turned into sedevacantist heretics
>>71066911
I really don't see how norway and sweden will bring their lgbt and muslim community together without people dying...
I mean you obviously can't have both sides, and both act as if the others don't exist
>>71080081
I can't find any of the bits about helpers of woman in any version of the bible. Has the church been cucked?
>>71080214
This guy is right. I'm an American Catholic, but most people here are just culturally Catholic. Some of my "Catholic" friends don't know what the differences between Catholics and Protestants are.
