A nigger stole my gf's phone today. She told me he was too fast for her to catch him, which is good because I'm pretty sure he would have beaten her up too. That's how shameless they are.
Seeing we don't get to have guns here, what are some women friendly self defense sports or martial arts?
>>71053631
Shivs or knuckledusters my frog friend. Such is life in the EUSSR.
Umm. Did you ever stop to think this wouldn't have happened if you and your gf weren't racist white losers? It's 2016. Try to befriend people from different racial groups instead of fighting them off.
she fucked him, went for a quickie in the restroom
thats when he stole it you gullible cuck
>>71053631
dicksuckfu
>>71053631
Thats what you get for not killing them when you colonized them
>>71053631
Nigger story for y'all.
>be my uncle
>college in Niagara, 1979
>get out of car
>wild negroid emerges from the bushes
>stabs you
>takes $15
>retaliate by tripping it
>smash it's head into the ground with your heel
>hear the skull crack
>blood everywhere
>it somehow runs off
>go to the police
>"office I've been attacked."
>".. let me guess. black male wearing a backwards ball cap."
>"yeah that's what he looked like"
>"can't do much for ya son, niggers will be niggers."
>>71053631
Unlikely story, man. What probably happen was she was making sweet sweet love to the bull. He decided the phone was a good trade for the pleasure he brought her, so he took it. She just didn't want to break your heart.
They sell these things on Amazon called "blast knuckles" - they are brass knuckles, with a cattleprod/taser on the edge so when you hit the person with them they get zapped. I think they're new enough of a product that they may not yet be banned in France, you should look them up and grab a pair for your GF because they are not that expensive
>>71053631
>n-niger stole my phone i swear
>i didnt leave it at his 'crib'
top bait
>>71053847
oh look an '' american '' talking about cuckold fantasies, shocking
>>71053916
>it somehow runs off
You damaged the part of the body that it doesn't use, what do you expect?
>>71053631
U got cucked baguette
>>71053971
>>71053921
>>71053847
You and your cuck fetish.
>>71053971
I don't think we're even allowed to have regular brass knuckles, much less electric ones.
>>71054150
It might be a fantasy in the states, but it's a reality in Canada. Cuckboy.
>>71053631
Sounds like it's a Millennials problem.
HAHAHAHA
>>71054329
my point was youre a nigger and you wished white women were attracted to you even though a tiny minority is. but since youre a nigger youre too stupid to get the point of my post
>>71054199
and i like it
