What would you do in this situation?
But we banned those!
Ha ha, murder is illegal! But nice try, gunman!
>>71052014
If we're in a gun free zone it won't work.
.....right?
>>71052014
Hugs solve most problems. Id offer him an embrace and a warm word or two. What else can you do?
Call the police.
>>71052014
Call police, as any other civilized person.
>>71052204
If we switch to smart guns then yes
The government can just install jammers
>>71052014
maybe try to talk my way out of it, but more likely immediately duck to the left, push both arms to the upper right, knee to balls or crush his balls as hard as you in your other hand, get the gun.
>>71052014
>triggered
check your privilege cis white scum!
>"Damn, if I had a gun I might have time to-"
If you kill the guy that holds you at gun point, he wins.
>>71052301
>>71052414
>call police
But.... will they get there on time???
Punch him in the gun, or get shot trying
>>71052155
>>71052118
>>71052204
>>71052292
>>71052301
>>71052414
>>71052416
Kek, this is funny because leftists actually think this. I'm not anti-gun, au contraire, but my government is, so what I would do ins this situation is do whatever the gunman demands like a cuck, because I have no other choice besides that and dying. Thanks, government!
>>71052014
Die.
>>71052416
What about the one that some guy put together in a bicycle shop without no fancy jammers?
>>71052014
>What would you do in this situation?
usually i sage and report the thread and hope you get an ip ban
>>71052292
Don't lie, you would suck his dick.
>>71053042
d-did this thread hurt your feelings Canada?
>>71052014
>The NRA is ecstatic to inform you that 0.75 shekels have been transferred to your account. We value your continuous support.
>>71052585
>Give wallet
>Give cards
>Heck, give your debit card numbers
>Give watch
>Robber is overjoyed
>Runs away
>Pull out concealed carry
>Shoot him in the back
>Turn him around as he lies dying
>Dump rest of mag in his chest so entry wounds match your story
>Take back your belongings
>Call police, say you were robbed
>Go to McDonald's, celebrate the fact that you have actual freedom
Implying if I had a gun I still wouldn't get shot reaching for it
>>71052870
Put the jammers in the people not the guns.
>>71053173
I wouldn't want to, but in that situation it may calm the attacker down saving my life and his. Win/Win
Put my finger in the barrel so the gun explodes
Just like in my classic American cartoons
>>71053204
>Be Britbong
>No freedom
>Gun pointed at me by some muslim
>Give wallat
>Give cards
>Heck, give my debit card numbers
>Give watch
>Robber is overjoyed
>Runs away
>Pull out concealed butterknife
>Chase him
>Get arrested for racial hatred and brandishing a weapon
>>71053042
/thread/
>>71052014
I'd suck his dick because I'm an anti gun cocksucker
>>71052014
Scream "Allahu ackbar!"
as i detonate muh bombing jacket
>>71052014
Pssssssshhhhh
>White guy
>Holding at gunpoint
I'd have a better chance of winning the lottery, OP
>>71053360
Fight for honor, glory, death in fire.
"Oiy cunt. That's not very nice of ya. What do ya need?"
-Listen to demands.
If he's stupid, he'll get closer while screaming demands. If he's smart he'll keep his distance forcing me to possibly comply with his demands.
If he gets close enough, snap barrel up (just uppercut the gun or his hands) Fight to disarm. If i get shot in the end, at least I defended myself, if I win, well, he's likely toothless.
If the stupid fuck just wants some cash then i'll throw him some cash and ask if he needs a meal. Poor fucker is probably addicted to drugs and hasn't had a proper meal in months.
>>71054390
*teleports behind*
*jump kicks using the skills I learned in ninja school*
Guns are for the weak!
*breaks gun*
I have learned never to murder, but try harder next time kiddo!
*fades into the shadows*
>>71052014
"please be white"
>>71053427
Sadly this is true.
