Do you leave the toilet seat up or down?
Women always need it down and men sometimes need it down.
Women never need it up and men sometimes need it up.
Objectively, leaving it down seems logical since the occurrence of this state is statistically greater.
>>71042726
If you want it down pull it down yourself you lazy whore
I just use your mom's mouth
>>71042726
Down with the lid. Otherwise toilet water microbes float around in the air.
Pissing up, shitting down.
>>71042956
This. Anything else is degenerate.
>>71042726
I never put it down therefore when I put it up I never put it back down. Besides it's less effort for a woman to bring it down she just has to tilt it forward granted the toilet has the soft landing springs.
>>71042726
Nice ass, would fugg.
I leave it down and pee on the seat on my shot in, then wipe it up with tp.
It's my way of hating trees and getting back at others who think toilets are clean
I put the seat and the lid down every time before i flush. I read a few years ago that if you don't do this, shit particles can land on your toothbrush and you can get pink eye
so I say everyone should put both the seat and the lid down, that way everyone has to lift it up, no one gets shit particles everywhere, and it's fairest
this is the best solution. prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't
>>71042956
This.
/thread
>>71042956
>>71043023
You guys like smelling a big waft of shit when you open it up, don't you?
Air that shit out, you subhumans
>>71042726
Reminder that the ass in OPs picture belongs to a man
I keep it down because I was raised by a single mom and my sister. It feels wrong to leave it up now all these years by myself.
>>71043100
>if you don't do this, shit particles can land on your toothbrush
And who the fuck has toilet in the bathroom and doesn't have a separate room for it?!
>>71042726
I am a male and I leave it down. I do not care for it much in the beginning, until I realized that whatever is floating in the air starts to accumulate on the seat where I put my bare butt. Nuh, uh.
>>71043416
where else would your toilet be other than your bathroom?
>>71043197
No dude you poop, put the lid down, and flush. Catastrophe averted. It's stuff like this that separates our society from inferior ones, like mexican or indian societies.
>>71042726
more of this ass
>>71042726
>Objectively, leaving it down seems logical since the occurrence of this state is statistically greater
1. No, it's not, since you pee more often than shit.
2. No man should care what cunts need.
>>71042956
This. Wtf is wrong with people.
>>71042956
>past 2012
>still can't flush
what a fucking idiot
>>71042726
if you need the tool, you use it as YOU require. the next person should be able to figure it out for themselves
>>71042726
as a man i realised i cant give two shits to lift the damn seat and then put it down. i just pee in the hole.
if i dribble on the seat i flush the toilet and go nascar speed to rip a piece of paper wipe the pee dot and throw the paper into the swirling water before it finishes flushing,
>>71043379
Ingenious
>>71043552
In a separate room just for the toilet. And then you have nice clean bathroom, without being afraid of micro shit on your hygiene stuff.
>>71042726
Either way has pros and cons
Leaving it down:
Pros: It is ready for when people need to sit down and they dont have to put the seat down
Cons: Some guys might not want to lift it up whn they stand up and pee
Leaving it up:
Pros: Guys wont pee on the seat
Cons: People fail to see that the seat is perfectly clean from being in the up position and they assume you are a dick for leaving it up
>>71043552
Toilet for the toilet, bathroom for the bath/shower etc. How poor are you?
>>71043800
Exactly.
You guys are almost like swedish man. Need to sit to pee.
Pre-cucked state.
>>71043613
Based Ruski brother.
>>71043416
Most middle and lower class homes in the US don't have a separate space in the bathroom for the toilet. Upper middle class and upper class homes often will have a smaller toilet room inside of the bathroom.
>>71042726
I keep the lid on my toilets closed to stop the cats from playing in the toilet, so I leave my seat down with the lid shut.
piss in the sink
shit in the toilet
end thread
>>71043590
Here you go.
>>71043798
Just have the guys pee sitting down then. Problem solved.
>>71043197
If the scent of shit lingers hours after flushing, you need to take a look at your diet.
>>71042726
>men sometimes need it down.
No, you don't why would you need it down?
>>71043872
Thats poorer than eastern europe. Uganda style.
>>71043379
smart bro
>>71044005
To shit.
>>71042726
i close the whole thing. this way, anyone who needs to use the toilet has to do something to it prior to use. also so my dog doesnt drink toilet water.
>>71043781
>>71043800
oh okay, we call toilet rooms without showers or baths bathrooms anyway. are you telling me you have bathrooms without toilets in them?
my room has a bathroom with a shower and toilet, why would i make the effort to go shit somewhere else in the house when I can just put the lid down and be done with it?
Well all the rooms in my dorm's entryway are guys, so we leave the seat up by default. Feels fucking amazing man. desu if it's only guys using the bathroom, the default should be to leave it up b/c that is the most common use
>>71044040
Mexican don't need it down.
>>71043613
>not peeing in the sink
you're wasting water that could be used for moonshine
>>71042726
Down. I piss seating...
I leave it down so [spoiler]I can shit on it and ruin someone else's day.[/spoiler]
>>71044016
Yeah, not sure why it is that way since our homes, especially McMansions, are supersized and it doesn't take up much more room. Maybe they're scared fat people will get stuck.
>>71042726
>>71043087
ITS LITERALLY A TRANNY KNOWN AS TRAPPY-CHAN. Y'ALL GAY!
>>71043951
Fuck... just... FUCK.
>>71042805
>If you want it down pull it down yourself you lazy whore
This.
When the lazy bitches complain about the seat being left up they actually do mean the seat.
Try leaving both the seat and the lid down and I guarantee they start complaining about the lid being down because they have to lift it when they go.
>>71043951
Orospu çocuğu...
>>71042726
i always put the seat and the lid down after i piss.
that way (a) no one can bitch about it not being down and (b) everyone has to lift it, whether you have a dick or not. they want equality, there you go.
>>71044005
>>71044040
The seat only complicates both shitting and cleaning, Also most toilets have a regular or small size and using a seat will make them uncomfortable, I only use the seat when the toilet is either in a public place or those XL american toilets
Can someone please explain what the fucking big deal is? I had a female roomate and she would literally go apeshit over the seat being up like how is that real nigga hahaha just put the fucking thing down when you need it to be down
>>71044209
wood berry anyway
>>71042956
>>71043023
>>71043115
>>71043617
>>71043197
that shit particule thing is only for high powered flush toilets. Like commercial ones that go whooosh and suck it in rather than gravity
>>71044371
this
it also prevents things from falling in
>>71044306
Shut up, your kind don't even use toilet. You just shit into a hole in the ground.
>>71042956
>Down with the lid. Otherwise toilet water microbes float around in the air.
This is the only acceptable answer.
>>71044005
I thought you boys shit in a hole or a pipe or something .Didn't even know you had toilets.
>>71042726
I have a toddler, it stays the fuck closed
>>71043197
Invest in some Poo-Pourri bottles you cheap Jew. Shit works wonders.
>>71044503
w/e makes you feel better brah
>>71044856
It only kills the smell. Micro pieces of shit are still coming down through your nostrils.
>>71044740
Aztecs/Mexicans had a sewer system centuries before europeans, just saying
Down, always down, because of cellies/joints falling in the water.
>>71044654
Wtf are you talking about they are at some public toilets and you fuckers dont wash your ass after shit
>>71044209
If the cock is hard, into the hole it goes
There is no gay
I just piss in the sink
>perfect dick height
>low angle of piss and small distance between penis and sink basin means it doesn't splash all over your legs like a toilet would do, it actually doesn't splash at all
>save water
>save a few seconds of time not having to fuck around with toilet seats, flush handles, and the sink is right there to wash your hands afterwards
>can even go hands free and do other shit like brush your teeth or wash your face at the same time
literally patrician tier
You guys are arguing about toilet seat positions now? Wow, you guys are just as sensitive as those pesky SJWs
>>71042726
The epitome of first world problems. Kill yourself you fucking leaf.
>>71044396
Sorry, I forgot Mexico is a third world country. I should have checked my first world privilege when entering this discussion. Sorry to hear about your inferior plumbing.
>>71042726
How about you take your logic and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, fucking effeminate canadian
Ethically cleanse ALL canadians NOW
>>71043087
How does it feel to be degenerate now?
>>71042726
That's a man's butt. Even at an exaggerated angle it looks underwhelming as fuck.
>>71042956
happens regardless
>>71045931
>You guys are arguing about toilet seat positions now?
>now
Nigger, we were arguing about toilet seat positions since before Christoper Dorner.
Back then it was squat versus sit.
Do not listen to these shills claiming to be oldfags.
/pol/ is dead
sage
>>71045407
Nasty Mexicans are always wiping their asses and throwing the toilet paper in the trash cans.
>>71042726
disgussions of toilets is to slide and make people forget that the jews are scaming as we speak
>>71046370
>shitting in the porcelain jew
all according to plan
>>71042726
Leave it up and if anyone says anything tell them to lift seat for you or get out of your kingdom.
>>71046370
but i need muh bread and circus
>>71042956
Are there people that don't do it this way? Fucking Animals
>>71042726
itt: motherless degenerates
>>71043379
How does it feel knowing you had a statically higher chance to be homosexual?
>>71046085
A hole is a hole
>>71042726
>all these people who don't know >>71042956 this
lol das nasty senpai
>Do you leave the toilet seat up or down?
In all my life I have never EVER heard someone in Serbia even mention that.
Who gives a fucking shit is the toilet seat up or not? If you want it up and it isn't then lift it up and if you want to sit then fucking drop it.
You people and your first world problems
>>71042726
>posting Trappy outside of /fit/
Why
>>71046740
WHAT ISN'T A PART OF THE PLAN?!
I piss outside, against a tree
I shit indoors and wipe my arse on blue industrial centrefeed paper.
If I have to lift a lid at someones house, I always use my foot on the edge.
Also, top tip anons, a fabric conditioner bottle makes an excellent piss bottle due to the wide top; and can be used whilst driving with a bit of practice.
>>71042726
i love trappy chan ^_^
>>71042726
That is trap.
>>71047442
>asking what isn't a part of the plan
All according to plan.
>>71042726
I got tired of hearing about this 'problem', so I always full close the toilet when I'm done. Seat and cover down, everyone has to lift something to use the toilet.
'Problem' solved.
>>71042956
this, famalam
>>71046352
Because most sewers in little towns were small, and can get clogged with papers. Sewers in big cities rarely have this problem, but grandmas and families usually come from small towns, so it is more a costume than something useful right now.
>>71047540
too bad trappy seem to have disappeared.
>>71044093
My bathroom has a shower, toilet, and sinks, but the toilet is in an attached 'closet' with a sliding door. So the shitter is separate from the rest of the bathroom.
>>71047978
Nah shes still in routine general and shit
>>71048041
that was like two days ago
>>71047687
I do this because when you flush, if you have the cover up, it is said that bacteria is splattered around.
>>71043951
Kek I immediately knew that was a trap by the first pic.
I'm getting good at this
>>71048140
Yeah every time she steps foot outside of Rg with a trip people get mad at her
>>71043970
The stinkier the healthier
>>71048846
True but 50% of posters ask lewd things
Shut the lid.
Both sexes equally inconvenienced. Also your animals won't drink out of the bowl.
>>71043310
that faggot is fucking cancer. i bet hes just role playing, anyways i stopped going there.
>>71042726
I put the entire lid/seat down every time. Leaving the seat and lid up is degenerate.
If you don't put it down and you flush you will get shit from the toilet in about a 2m radius around the toilet. Shit particles and stuff.
>>71042726
we put it up in this household because when you flush it the toilet water splashes on the bottom part of the seat if you leave it down
>tfw i poop sitting on the rim.
>>71042726
It's absolutely retarded to move toilet seat after you finish your business whether it ends being up or down. Not moving it minimizes energy expenditure and guarantees no pointless actions are done.
>>71044093
It is the norm around here to have a toilet in a separate room, and a bathroom with just bathing stuff.
The toilets with bathroom are called "american style".
