Why don't americans celebrate Easter?
>>71038956
We do
>>71039083
Easter?
Why would someone celebrate the day the evil kikes tortured and killed the son of God
>>71039295
>mudslime detected
easter is about resurrection of jesus fucking paki cunt fuck off
>>71039337
We do you stupid leaf
Easter egg hunts and pretty baskets and errythang
I dont even know what it is for, other than something related to Christianity
it must really suck being an american
Easter is one of my favorite holidays. I think it's highly underrated, being hybrid spring festival. It's a great time of year.
It's also the day to remember that Jesus flew up into space and became the first astronaut.
>>71039372
Are you talking about Easter?
>>71039372
That has nothing to do with religion.
I think that's what OP was aiming at: Americans call themselves "Christian" but they don't know the first thing about Christianity.
>>71038956
>>71039466
>It's also the day to remember that Jesus flew up into space and became the first astronaut.
That's ascension day.
On Easter Jesus did the exact opposite: walk around on earth for a little longer despite being dead.
>>71039528
Pretty much every mainstream Christian group in the US celebrates Easter. A few like Jehovah's Witness might not but the vast majority do.
nice, back to /int/ with you though, stupid shitposter
>>71039654
That's not entirely true. There was about 30 minutes when Jesus went off by himself and took a quick trip up to space to have a meeting with God. Then he came back down again before anyone knew.
>>71039372
>>71039721
You sure you're talking about Easter?
>>71039616
4 ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE EGG PUNS
