This is the royalty which will rule the Kingdom.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3539225/Now-S-firm-handshake-Indian-prime-minister-leaves-palm-print-Prince-William-greets-couple-Royal-tour.html
POO
>>71030250
Cuck.
>>71030186
How long were you under British rule pajeet?
what a cuck
Britcucks on poocide watch.
>>71030186
>that fucking hair
JUST
>>71030186
theres some peoople that shake tight to establish dominance or some bs, those people deserve a punch in the face, id have done it then and there
whats worse he probably whiped with that hand, fucking poo minister, sorry prime minsiter
>>71030186
>touching the princess
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71030482
I hate when people give you a sleazy handshake it's like grabbing a wet rag.
>>71030450
This. Kate wouldn't be with the guy other than the fact that he's royalty.
>>71030515
BLACKED
>>71030450
This. You would think he'd at least have some fucking hair plugs by now.
>>71030186
bad teeth, no muscular tone, balding, pale. And this guy will be the "king" of England, what a fucking joke.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UK GOT LUMBRICOIDED
>>71030345
How long were you under British rule
>>71030697
all the blame is on Prince Carlo, the weak genes comes from him
>>71030515
>Princess
>
>>71030777
Either too long or not long enough. Also, checked.
>>71030777
Holy trips checked
>>71030843
Yes.
Wife of Prince = Princess.
She is also a Duchess.
German and Swedish citizen gets cucked but Britain is worse, their "Royalty" likes to get cucked.
Is there anyone worse than UK?
No wonder one of their biggest television networks is named BBC.
I had no idea his balding was THAT bad. His granddad has more hair than him what the fuck.
He should just shave it all off.
>>71031945
He is a reptilian, time for new suit.
This is a proof that every medicine, drug for balding is a fucking scam. If rich people are balding then you will too if it starts.
>>71030450
He needs to go for the Kaiser Wilhelm look.
Plenty of good bald kings.
>>71030186
All memes aside, Kate is fucking beautiful.
She reminds me a bit of Lindsay Lohan before she got fucked up.
>>71030570
>don't handshake too softly or you're a creep
>don't handshake too hard because otherwise you're trying to establish dominance or some bs and deserve a punch in the face
this is pathetic. handshake culture is absolutely degenerate and merely an excuse to judge people for something that doesn't matter
>>71030515
She's blushing!
>>71030777
Awwwww sticking up for little street shitter faggot.
>>71031945
Why couldn't he have gotten Philip's based Danish genes?
Prince Philip is the most badass motherfucker in the whole family.
>>71032718
>handshakes don't matter
Socially retarded autist detected. I have zero respect for anyone with a dead fish handshake, but if you're trying to crush a coke can you're an insecure fuck. A firm handshake by both parties is the ideal.
>>71031159
No.
Her blood isnt blue enough
>>71032888
>Brazilian talking to anybody about purity of blood
WEW LAD
>>71031797
>Is there anyone worse than UK?
India
>>71032888
This, her duchess title is purely honorary.
>>71032718
Weak girl-hands detected.
[aggressive sniffing intensifies]
>>71030186
FUCK YOU POO GOD SAVE THE KING! SOON
>>71032882
>shake too hard and you're le wet fish paper bag creep
>shake too hard and you're an insecure fuck
as I said, handshake culture is absolutely degenerate. you are a degenerate
it's nothing more than a pointless social ritual you use to hate people who do it wrong for no reason
D E G E N
>>71032718
Not really, it's like monkeys poking each other in the guts looking for weakness.
Why are you so adverse to competition? You're not one of those lefties with a heightened fight/flight response and poor amygdala activity, are you?
>>71033067
I'm guessing your a wet fish and wonder why nobody trusts or respects you.
Handshakes are an expression of character.
>>71030186
Intravascular volume depletion for an extended period of time could be a sign of something more serious, he should be checked for hypovolemia.
>being in a vicinity of an indian's left hand
>>71033139
>how much pressure you apply when you handshake is an expression of character
no, it's an expression of what level of firmness you think the degenerate canadian will like and not use it as an excuse to hate you
DEGENERATE
>>71033117
wait, so you're admitting that handshaking is a hostile act?
>pass this test or I hate you
you're basically no better than a degenerate negro who wants his secret murder club handshake otherwise he's going to shoot you
DEGEN
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G
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>>71033319
>no, it's an expression of what level of firmness you think the degenerate canadian will like and not use it as an excuse to hate you
Are you actually autistic? Normal people don't have a problem shaking hands like human beings. The reason people react poorly to excessively weak (or much more rarely strong) handshakes is because they're outside the norm.
>>71033067
>it's nothing more than a pointless social ritual
It actually had a fairly important origin.
It's good to maintain if only for cultural and historic reasons.
>>71031797
Shouldn't you be sorting through asbestos right now?
>>71033139
They're also the dumbest social formality possible considering bugs are best spread through direct contact.
This is why you should elect an Emperor.
Hereditary monarchy produces weaklings.
>>71033219
Their politicians are toilet trained luckily.
>>71033319
I can't tell if you're gay or if you have autism.
either way please fuck off to >>>/lgbt/
William is a nice quiet lad, born to rule. His brother, Harry, would have crushed that guys hand then impregnated all his daughters
He's the lizard anti-Christ anyway, so I don't care if he's a cuck
>>71030186
They don't even hide it anymore
Damnit it all to hell
>>71033542
the "poo in loo" doctrine doesn't say anything about wiping.
>>71033319
>A we're all the same, civilized people and resources are infinite so competition/hierarchy are nonsense mindset
Yep, collectivist R selected breeder detected.
Troubled childhood? It's a rhetorical question.
>>71033381
>it's normal therefore it's good
degenerate.
you just can't admit that your precious monkey ritual is absolutely void of real meaning
>apply firmness level 5
>pappa bear thinks you're a creep because that's way too soft and is basically like shaking a dead wet paper fish rag and means you're a slimeball who will betray him at any given opportunity
>momma bear thinks that's way too hard you're a wannabe alpha trying to assert your dominance
>they both passive-aggressively don't mention that they think this, but silently hold it against you forever and tell people that you're a bad guy
>baby bear thinks firmless level 5 is just right
ABSOLUTE MONKEY DEGENERACY
>>71030186
I hate niggers so much.
They should all be deported to the ocean, placed in a boat and shot.
He just wiped his ass with his hand first and poo a white shit like those shits in parks from dogs after a couple of days.
>>71030186
Narendra "Aesthetic Ascetic" Modi strikes again
>>71030186
we should start calling it "cuckingham palace" :^)
>>71033730
You have a point.
But surely a more civilised Indian would have access to loo paper, no?
>>71032718
Mostly agree.
But
>shake hands with potential business or workplace adversary
>apply an inappropriately strong strength of grip
>hold firmly in place as he attempts to withdraw his hand, just a second or two
>all while smiling and making direct eye contact
They'll always look at the floor and act awkward for a few moments. To everyone else it looks like you're being amicable and friendly, but you've planted something in his mind.
>>71030186
This makes me sad. Why does everything good have to be ruined by nonwhites.
>>71034282
Also, the Don doesn't shake hands unless he has to, AFAIK. He's a bit of a germophobe.
>>71034206
>aayyy hol up I throw dem balls in the basket now I'm gonna go balls deep in ur gurl YAH FEEL ME?
>Hard handshake
Is that what the 2nd picture is? I thought he literally had shit on his hands that wiped off.
>>71032980
You're in no position to speak pedro, you even make your neighbours look good, and you have poo-rtugal next door.
>>71034206
audible kek.
>>71034755
Eternal Vlad strikes again.
English Monarchy is an embarrasing thing.
>>71034755
kek
>>71032828
She's not blushing she's revolted
>>71034755
Charles is and lots of the other family members, but Elizabeth her self is very dignified and has never, ever shamed the country in any way
>>71035022
This for was for
>>71034883
>>71030186
Why is that basketball player touching the Princess? Have you british forgotten that commoner garbage isnt supposed to breathe near the royalty? This is very disrespectful oh who am I kidding you are brainwashing by your american cousins who threw a temper tantrum centuries ago with this democracy nonsense.
>>71030186
He has shit skintone thanks to his father and an excess of testosterone that he has never used whichbmade him go bald.
Poor bastard dun goofed
http://huffpost.com/us/entry/queen-elizabeth-king-abdullah-driving-story_n_6533236.html
>>71030186
>over compensated handshake
He's looking at his hands wondering if the poo will wash off easily or seep into his blood stream.
>>71030186
That's battery
This means war!
>>71035359
I think he nicked a MOD helicopter to fly to Kates estate and bang her, that sounds pretty testosterone fueled to me
The royal family don't rule this country. Are you 8?
They have no say on anything and are just a ceremonial meme who provide us extra tourism.
British people forget that the royal family exists most of the time. It's David Cameron who leads this country, with George Osborne as his second in command.
>absolute monarchy
>plastic monarchy
Only one is real.
Indian PM demonstrating his rule over Britain.
>>71030433
Goddamnit pajeet
>Balding
>Not shaving his hair and growing a badass beard
Cuck
Narendra "RSS for my BFF" Modi strikes again
>>71035022
Cute. I secretly envy your Monarchy. It's a shame that Britain got so liberal and cucked. Monarchy doesn't make sense in that kind of enviroment, since it's suposed to serve as a symbol of autority and patriotism, while progressivism is globalism and cuckery.
I think in our own Monarchy here in Spain, our king is basically educated in liberal-globalist cuckservative values and his wife (the queen) is a divorced feminist bitch who probably had an abortion. What do we even want a Monarchy?
It's just an embarrasment.
>>71031797
Indians are always so angry.
http://killerfrog.com/videos/the-cacaman---nastycrap-%28sexyback-parody%29-9224.html
>>71034206
>touching princess
>princess blushes
>looks at George's smaller vest with a laugh
The symbolism is high
>>71030482
>tfw had to go to a wedding and shake hands after breaking my right hand in a wreck a week or two earlier and cunts would squeeze as hard as they could
