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Tell us your first name, and other anons judge if it's /pol/ approved or not.
I'll start: Jordan
Tyrone
>>71026739
>implying its not muhammad
>>71026739
Thomas
>>71026739
Kevin
>>71026739
Damo
Rajan
Mehmet
Reebop
iago
>>71026739
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
>>71026739
Ahmed
>>71027344
Top bloody name cunt.
Pradeep
>>71026739
Pekka
>>71026739
Hannah.
>>71027352
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71027484
that's a real name?
also
Valery
>>71026739
Pajeet Singh
>>71026739
Abdullah
Žiga
Eion
Menes
>>71026739
Leif
Don't let it fool you. Check my flag, I'm a spic.
Sherwan
>>71027501
Fetch the modorized gard :DDD
>>71027520
Not indian actually, from Maldives.
Chang Li-Sung
>>71027484
thnx m8
>>71026739
Que'vogn
Muhommod Muhammed Murat
>>71027574
>A fucking leif
>>71026739
Justin
Jorge
Pepe
Juraj
>>71027655
Ha pretty good. But it's actually pronounced like there is an "a" in the middle. Use these words as reference.
Neighbor
Weigh
Freight
ei=a
Now say Leif.
Enkel
>>71027841
>Monkey Nigga detected
>>71027814
You having a laf m8
>>71027918
Whats that supposed to mean
>>71026739
Shlomo
>>71026739
Ryan
>>71026739
Brian
>>71027923
Lol
Oy vey
>>71026739
pic related
>>71027768
noice
>>71027988
Fuck outta here
>>71026739
Jordan's an absolute alpha name.
Mine's Dawie.
>>71026739
Ulises
>>71027957
I've known a few Negros with that name
>>71028050
Hnnnnnngggg
>>71028073
Nice, even though it's misspelled.
Mine's Pascal
>>71027657
DUDE
>>71026739
Ross
William
Can't believe I'm the first here
>>71026739
Dra'nakyuek
>>71027202
>Thomas
Posts a picture of Gordon. Fucking pleb.
Alphonz "A Fucking Leaf!!" Bernstein
>>71028171
there's no way a brit could have such nice teeth
gotta be fake
>>71028085
No way? Thats wild iy actually comes from the first major tribe of the illyrians the Enchelei which probably comes from greek mythology as in Enceladus a giant who fought agaisnt the gods, hence the moon of saturn named Enceladus
Trugganini
>>71028118
WEED
Sherko
Which means mountain lion/cougar
>>71028273
LMAO
Nicholas/Nick
Gideon
>>71028258
Encheladus, Trump will deport.
>>71027400
Roach problem identified
>>71028341
I keep finding your bible.
>>71026739
Mackinley
Piss off, it can be a first name.
>>71028407
Yeah I keep misplacing it
>>71026739
Manhaas
>>71027768
Cool name. Very Indian. How do you pronounce it? Hoo-raj or Joo-raj ?
>>71028050
Shitposterina
>>71026739
Дмитpий
Tyr.
I've never met anybody with my name before.
>>71028407
Noice.
Watch out for Danny boy.
Hear he wants a showdown.
>>71027591
Poo on island???
Baptiste
>>71028448
It's always Brian from Leeds when you contact support you lying poo in loos.
>>71028367
I see no reason why Trump would deport a huge NYC supporter with hard working legal immigrant parents
>>71028050
You're Russian-Australian, female and shitpost on /pol. Literal perfection
>>71028449
cuck name desu
>>71028555
not necessarily russian
>>71026739
Drew
Pls r8
>>71028438
At least it's not the cuck way of spelling it
Aiden a shit
>>71026739
Leify. Leify Mccuck.
>>71028499
You have to be black m8
Nico
>>71028627
Well paint me purple and call me roger.
Eastern European. Close enough.
>>71026739
Christopher
Eetu
Justin
>>71028627
Polish-Aussie?
Martin
>>71026739
Thomas
Moti
>>71026739
Mohamed
>>71028741
maarten
>>71028673
Gideon is pretty hebrew though m8
Reinhold
Sean
>Peter
beta as fuck name but at least it's biblical
>>71026739
Vishwa
>desu for real my uncle's name is Pajeeth
>>71028505
Kek. Brian from Leeds.
I shouldn't have laughed.
>>71028806
Dutch heritage?
>>71026739
Olivier
>>71028806
What are you Dutch-Philipine?
>>71027202
Great name son
t. Alberto Barbosa.
Ranjeesh
>>71026739
Ahmed
>>71028846
Your last name is Jeet, right?
Vishwajeeth?
>>71026739
Sheep
I'm retarded, too
>>71027552
Really? Like from ghostbusters?
Oswald
judge me
>>71028874
>>71028893
sex tourist
>>71029079
Pretty Anglo-Saxon m8
>>71029132
Nice
>>71026739
Gavin
>>71029226
Got Celtic roots by any chance?
I'm from Wales and loads of people are called Gavin.
William, but I go by my middle name.
>>71028839
>not russian
>ukrainian
kek
>>71027574
Are you 1/64th swede?
>>71029226
Pretty Welsh m8
My name means bearing Christ so I already know my name is based.
>>71026739
Teddy
Issat
>>71029384
Teddy Roosevelt!!!
>>71026739
Alrik
>>71029412
Since we all on /pol/ agree that whatever is on your passport is your actual nationality.
>>71026739
Carlos
Teemu
>>71029554
You have to go back
>>71029537
That means you must be a roach
>>71029599
Breddy gud :DDDDDD
>>71026739
Drago
>>71029599
nigga wut? he's italian. Carlos is an italian name
>>71026739
Ivan
>>71029607
Quality banter, haven't heard that one before.
Vincent
Jilliane
William
>>71029280
Yeah, mostly Scottish and Welsh ancestry
>>71029779
Hello first name brother.
If you have a French last name too we might be soul mates
>>71026739
Λουkας
>>71029774
don't lie to me, there's got to be an "H" there somewhere
Jhilliane / Jillhiane / Jillianeh
>>71026739
Jack
>>71028945
No lel
>>71029974
Jhilhiahneh
Joshua
Edward
>>71029897
Approved
Ross
>>71029974
I'm so fucking glad I don't. My mom was level headed enough to give me an unoriginal, commonly spelt name.
Christopher
y'all muthafuckas need jeezus
>>71030160
you femanon?
<3
>>71030237
Colombus go back to looking for Murica.
>>71030237
>implying
>>71030042
I *am* Jesus.
>>71026739
Stian
>>71026739
Georges
Mohammed.
Zye
>>71030246
Kind of obvious lol
>>71026739
James
>>71030474
sjw/ nu male name
>>71026739
Corey
Mershad el Bongo
Rhemaxos
>>71026739
Eric
>>71030474
Mom chose the last two letters of the alphabet and added a vowel
>>71026739
Vicente
>>71030724
I am so sorry.
Is Adam nice Christian name? I get compliments for it at churches.
>>71026739
Hannibal
>>71030724
That's just sad.
>>71027574
Half of the gypsies in Finland are Leif :---DDD
Hoiiiii, hiano mersu sulla. Vaihakko hevoseen?
Lawrence
please rate
Víctor
Parker
Bradley
Bonus points for also having a IV (the fourth) in my name I suppose
>>71026739
Oskar
>>71031046
I don't like your name, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence
Patrick
Ian
Austin
>>71031304
Looks gay.
Mordechai here
>>71026739
>>71026827
>>71027202
>>71027307
>>71027344
>>71027352
>>71027400
>>71027407
>>71027453
>>71027458
>>71027459
>>71027492
>>71027501
faggot
>>71027520
can i see your boobies?
>>71027524
can i see your boobies too? unless youre a guy with a girls name then faggot
>>71027528
>>71027531
>>71027537
>>71027552
>>71027574
>>71027575
>>71027633
>>71027641
>>71027651
>>71027657
>>71027746
>>71027748
>>71027768
>>71027841
faggot
>>71027967
kike faggot
>>71027988
>>71028000
faggot
>>71028050
boobies plz
>>71028067
>>71028073
>>71028113
>>71028136
>>71028151
faggot
>>71028171
i dunno what the fuck you are
>>71028243
kike
>>71028270
>>71028280
faggot
>>71028338
cool only if your last name is diaz or else faggot
>>71028341
>>71028367
>>71028413
faggot
>>71028438
total major faggotron
>>71028448
>>71028449
faggot
>>71028462
cool
>>71028499
>>71028646
>>71028681
faggot
Oskar
Oliver
German and French in origin so I'm either a massive cuck or a fascist overlord.
>>71026739
William
>>71028685
dead junkie
>>71028692
>>71028699
>>71028727
>>71028741
>>71028745
>>71028751
>>71028766
>>71028806
>>71028832
>>71028840
>>71028844
>>71028846
>>71028887
>>71028912
>>71028913
>>71028940
>>71028945
faggot
>>71029079
faggot but good shot man
>>71029226
>>71029282
>>71029384
>>71029468
faggot
>>71029504
cool
>>71029554
>>71029599
faggot
>>71029686
cool
>>71029712
sorta cool
>>71029770
faggot
>>71029774
if youre femanon i'd like to see your boobies. if youre a guy you got a faggot name
>>71029779
>>71029897
>>71029989
>>71030032
>>71030042
>>71030080
>>71030138
>>71030237
faggot
>>71030341
spics name their kids after god --- faggot
>>71030347
>>71030403
>>71030431
>>71030474
>>71030501
>>71030657
>>71030668
>>71030674
faggot
>>71030721
faggot. only cool if it ends with a k
>>71030769
>>71030878
faggot
>>71030929
cool
>>71031019
another guy with a girlie name. faggot
>>71031046
only faggots and sailors are named lawrence
>>71031074
cool - would be cooler if the c was a k
the correct response to OP is "anonymous"
>>71028840
>ctrl f
>Sean
>1 result with no rating.
I feel like since we have the non shit spelling we should at least be 7/10 if not higher.
Eetu
David
Dallas
>h'yuck h'yuck
>>71026739
Pedro
Fabian
Charles
>>71026739
Rolf.
>>71026739
Lucas
Shmuel
>>71026739
Mangube
Zachary
Edgar
Amos
Andrew
>>71026739
Thiaz
>>71026739
Slavoj
Tina
Herschel.
Astrid
>>71031618
cancellara?
>>71031691
gay
>>71031731
also gay
>>71026739
Shore
>just like T H E F U C K I N G B E A C H
>>71026739
Joseph Adolf
Gunnar here
>>71028462
Tyr, the one handed god of war and battle strategy. Solid
Victor
>>71026739
Jonathan
>inb4 Jew
>>71026739
Gabrielle
>>71027202
Train squad we out here
Sean
>>71026739
Israel
come at me goys
stanisław
>>71026739
none of your god damn buisness NSA
Johannes
>>71026739
Mario
Piaras
Ben
Saddam. I'm white and nobody in my family is Muslim.
>>71026739
Alexander
>>71026739
Norbert
It can suprise you but im not a German.
Wolde-giorgis
Try and guess its origin w/o looking it up
>>71032200
I believe this
>>71026739
Ábrahám
Carlos.
>>71026739
Bogdan [bog-dan]
Fuck, I hated how British people used to call my name during uni.
Their accent was always off by miles.
>>71031483
Adequately rated post.
>>71031828
Assturd
Matej
Chad
Duncan
>>71032796
Hard syllables?
Ian
>>71031348
HOLY AUTISM, BATMAN
>>71033068
b oh g D AH N - [boɡˈdan]
The "H" is mute, ofc, so you end up saying the name as it is written, with no pronunciation whatsoever.
>>71026739
Alberto
>>71033025
Sounds like you got bullied.
>>71032809
Sounds unique. But not in a laquanda kind of way.
Aleksander
Damir
No I'm not a Muslim and no I'm not from the Balkans
>>71033344
nice full house neighbor
it has Slavic origin and means "given by God" if I'm not mistaken
Akshay
>>71026739
nigger
Aitor
>>71031966
Mine is Gabriel
Very christian name
>>71033749
Fuck, that's a pretty nice name
Bronson
most people call me Cuilan for some reason
>>71033597
Thank you hungbro.
You are correct, sir. It means "a gift from god" or "given to god".
Bog - God, in slavic
Dan - Gift
It's the equivalent of Theodore in Greek
>>71033784
Lel, that's my middle name
Paul
Frederick
Matthew/Matt
>>71033489
>Sounds unique
It's the Slovak interpretation of Matthew. We have 2 of those: Máté [maa-tay] and Mátyás [maa-tyaash], try saying "ty" as the t in "Tuesday"
>>71026739
Corey. I wish I knew what the origins of my name were
>>71034011
> Borrowed from the Irish, Corey is a name of more than one derivation. It is the transferred use of the surname derived from the Gaelic coire (a cauldron, a seething pool, a hollow): hence, “dweller in or near a hollow.” Alternatively, it is an Anglicized form of the var-ious surnames derived from corra (a spear). Var: Cori, Corie, Correy, Corry, Cory, Korey, Kory.
>>71033973
>Mátyás
The French version is Mathias, and every one I've ever met was a total cunt.
Fucking pricks
Dongus
Fucking kill me, $560 to change it
Elijah Dylan
Im not black btw. Most people Ive met with my name were nogs. Dad was just a Irish Southern Baptist alcoholic police officer.
>>71034222
Expand on command
>>71032334
Sounds like "Walther-George" to me
>>71026739
Vladimir
Wyatt
>>71033854
Start going by Bronson Thundercock
>>71030724
Single mother right?
Fabricio
pic related (ignore rare flag)
Drake.
full white male. midwestern usa
>>71033864
Sa mori tu
Bence
>>71034445
seems white enough
Shlomo
>>71026739
Lee
>>71034563
UNCOMMON
>>71034563
>ignore rare flag
No, fuck you. Into my folder you go. Also
R A R E
A
R
E
Jannes
>>71026739
Alexander, I know it's grand and regal, but I don't really like it.
No one EVER calls me Alexander, just Alex.
I always tell people my name is ALEXANDER and they just call me Alex, even just Al.
I correct them to no avail, they refuse to call me Alexander, it's too much like the famous conqueror.
Come to think of it, some people have called me by my actual name, but they have been few. And they get a bit curious when they hear others call me Alex or whatever they want.
People make it so difficult, I have to correct everyone multiple times a day, it' like a plot against me or some ridiculous shit.
I want to change my name, I'm not even Greek.
I want a fucking English name for fuck's sake.
I can't take being referred to by a unisex nickname version of my actual name, I fucking hate everyone and their lazy tongues.
>muh mouthful
>eyeroll
>humpff
>so.... Alex...
>>71034222
I would like to hear your full name.
Please
>>71034842
WERE
>>71034946
NIGGERS
>>71035025
AN'
Travis
Aaron
Azza
Brendan
>>71026739
Ulysses. My twin brother is Yossarian. My parents are burnouts.
>>71034563
Holy fuck, I didn't even know your country existed
wiki says you guys are basically a 4th world country
Kill any baboons lately?
>tfw nobody can spell name right the first time cause it is too nordic
>>71035077
My name is also Aaron, huh
>>71035170
...Well what is it?
Kurt.
I think its german, but i dont have a single ounce of kraut blood
>>71035056
CIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS
Pavel
>>71030929
Weird fucking name
>>71026739
Lawrence
>>71035246
Alrik
>already given above
>too much for Ameriburgers to handle
>>71035310
Dr.pavel i'm CIA you don't get to bring friends.
>>71035147
im here for "work" for an ngo, aint done shit yet but im here for 2 more months so, HOORAY /s
alcohol is dirt cheap tho so wew, and i actually live in the uk
Georg
>>71032209
Glorious name
>>71035380
>Alrik
Have you raided any monasteries lately?
Jakob (not a jew)
>>71035190
Is it a common name in Mexico? It's probably below average here.
![Closs_St_Georg_mit_Hakenkreuz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JuATuz9.jpg "Closs St Georg mit Hakenkreuz[1]")
>>71035502
>>71035488
What about internet?
How do you manage to connect to it?
>>71034810
I hate being called Al. The only time I was ever called Alexander was by my mum when I was being naughty. I just go by Alex but people still try to shorten it to Alec.
Nearly all European countries have a version of Alexander. Not really Greek as such.
>>71035380
Why the fuck would I click your ID and search the whole thread after you making a stand alone post without complete information?
>>71035604
No, but I've sabotaged a High School donation project for rapefugees. Does that count?
>>71035784
Because anyone being here has the time to do it Hamburger Man.
>>71035488
Im lookin at at pictures here, and it looks like absolute shit, but with niggers which would make it even worse
Id be wasted 24/7 too if i was there desu
>>71035488
Holy shit, my family is from Malawi, back when it was still called Nyasaland.
>>71035786
Should have burned some rapefugees, but OK for a start.
>>71035786
How did you do that
>>71036080
I'm not black, mate
>>71026739
Mitch
>>71035731
I used to get called Alexander when in trouble too, lol. Yeah I know most Euro countries have their versions of Alexander as a name, but still, it's origin is Greek, and I want something that's at least broadly Germanic.
>>71035865
You seriously click the IDs of every poster here, and search the thread for previous posts, anytime a post seems to be missing information?
That's autistic.
>>71036101
WUZ
>>71031046
Hello fellow lawrence
>>71035473
They work for the Kansler, the EU woman
>>71036205
WHITE SETTLERS
>>71036162
This board is autistic anyways, so what does it matter? Also, Germans are required to be autistic, that is just part of our identity.
>>71036247
KANGZ
>>71036292
Well, now could be a time to adjust from inadvertently autistic behavior.
I think it's rather unfortunate you've been exerting all of this extra effort when you could be doing more productive things with yourself, like eating hamburgers, drinking coca cola and dancing to pop music.
>>71034109
We have it in our blood. The cuntbloods.
>>71036347
>>71036205
>>71036080
Thanks for the chuckle
Ruslan
Shane.
>>71035699
shitty <20MB dl mobile data or crappy wifi in the workplace
>>71036730
Well, at least there's internet
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