Why haven't you moved to Norway yet, /pol/?
>even if you earn minimum wage, and despite high taxes and prices, you can afford a roof over your head, food, transportation and recreational activities
>number 1 in the HDI
>extremely comfy coastal towns
>extremely comfy mountain towns
>very safe
>extremely high social mobility
>anyone willing to work WILL find work
>outrage culture is not a thing in our universities
>getting increasingly strict on asylum seekers and refugees
>more than 96 % white
>next to no corruption, high transparency things run smoothly and just simply works
>nice women everywhere
>no tuition, even in the most prestigious studies. Only your merit counts
>crime is low as hell, still decreasing every year, even in Eastern Oslo
>all the good Swedes leave Sweden for us
It shouldn't be the American Dream, it should be the Norwegian Dream
>>71023670
Because I look like a roach , and I wouldn't wanna fugg them Nordic genes up
fuck off op i don't want more immigrants
>>71023670
because i'm not a minority. is that allowed?
Can confirm. I have lived in the city on that picture, and I can honestly agree on every point you made.
Exceptional nature and music life also...
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Do most speak English in Norway? You've sold me otherwise.
>>71024191
certainly not, in fact i don't speak a word of english
>>71023670
because i don't know the language and i don't want to inconvenience the citizens who have lived there their whole lives or who have made the effort to learn the language.
that's pretty much it.
>>71024191
Yes. Norwegians are among the greatest english speakers in the world according to statistics. But you'll probably find some old people who don't speak english at all.
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/these-15-countries-speak-english-as-a-second-language-best--ZJalH9OTug
>>71023670
Don't worry I'm coming. Just got to finish my degree first
>>71023670
Because you wouldn't take me.
>>71023670
I have a criminal record
>>71024149
>Sons of autism
>>71024062
Our economy and you getting your ass wiped when you are old as fuck depends on immigrants. But we need the right kind of immigrants.
>>71024149
Bullshit. This is not an appeal to Muslims, but good EU/Anglo people.
>>71024191
Yes. Everyone except the oldest people can understand and make themselves understood in English. It's an obligatory subject in all elementary school and high school + we consume entertainment in English in vast amounts.
>>71024443
can i come as a refugee
>>71024397
We don't want you anyway, then.
>>71024321
I can't understand you, can you speak English, please?
>>71024359
Excellent, thanks for the information. I don't really give a shit if I can't talk to old people. It's the same deal here anyway with all the immigrants.
>>71024500
No but getting a work visa should be easy enough.
>>71023670
If it wasn't so utterly shit geographically people would move there
its dark and gloomy and the people are cold and selfish
>>71024553
How anecdotal is that?
>>71024443
Lets say I'm a Mexican living in the good ol' USA, would that matter at all?
What kind of papers do I need to do it legally?
(I don't even have papers to be where I'm at currently).
Too many niggers
>>71024649
BUILD
>>71023670
yes, move to norway, gtfo of switzerland and stop coming here
why the fuck is it normal to have 26% of your pop. who is foreign outside of a war ?
FUCKING SHIT CUNTS GTFO MY COUNTRY REEEEEEEEEE
>>71024553
During the summers in Northern Norway, it's never dark. Ever. You can see the midnight sun, beautiful.
>>71023670
I'm an afro Italian and I plan on moving to Norway. Where can you recommend?
>>71024553
STFU PABLO
you're probably a filthy gallego.
>>71023670
>Why haven't you moved to Norway yet
I don't want them to steal my children.
>>71023670
Because I love America and not Norway. I love my country and will never move. It sounds lovely though, happy for ya.
>>71024699
Are the foreigners at least white and English speaking?
I hate fish and other sea bugs. so I would starve to death in your fishfucker country.
also, climate sucks, you can't grow fruits and veggies that is absolutely horrible.
>>71024762
white yes, english speaking, not really.
>>71024553
>selfish
And who said that it's actually a bad thing? If you work hard and choose to have good friends, you will do fine.
>>71024762
http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/data_who-are-the-two-million-foreigners-living-in-switzerland-/41942052
>>71024737
>Implying you'll have the opportunity to pass on your genes in the first place
>>71024716
Svalbard.
>>71024757
>>71023670
If every shithead moved to Norway like they moved to USA then it wouldn't be all that perfect no more.
>>71024649
You'd have to apply for a work visa, which is hard to come by unless you have some really useful skills that can be well documented.
Even then, your visa would be revoked if you failed to get a job.
You'd definitely need a passport and probably some other papers.
Alternatively, you could come as a student, but unless you are at some Mexican uni with exchange programs, it would be very hard to manage living costs (only people who come through exchange usually gets scholarships).
>>71024021
Thank you.
Because the government doesnt want be and also my anglo genes would make me near shitskin tier in Scandinavian.
>>71024898
No one ITT is coming over. A fraction of a fraction of a fraction gets approved. That's the reality of it whether you like it or not.
>>71024716
Depends what line of work you are looking for, your finances and savings etc. Enlighten me a bit.
>>71023670
Because I am a walking God here, and will be another Joe in Norway.
>>71024112
Well get ready to be culturally enriched ;-),
>>71025110
>walking god
what you mean
Germany is fucked beyond saving.
I have a worthless cs degree, but I don't need much. Just a tiny apartment, food and fast internet.
Can I come?
>>71025110
lol. another Pedro maybe
>>71024708
>In northern norway you can't sleep in the summer
>in southern norway you have 4 hours of "sun" in the winter
>4-5 months of snow up to your neck and wind which will rip you off your shoes
>god tier welfare, but that only matters if you're a useless piece of shit
Norway has good things going for it, its rich as fuck and everyone can have an at least decent job
But life itself there is not as good as it can be in a place like spain, france or italy
>>71025113
We eat tacos every Friday while watching "the golden line" (several consecutive "golden" shows). Comfy middle class living, yo.
I don't want non-norwegians living here at all really. Not even aryans of other kinds.
>>71024984
Y-You are welcome
>>71025189
cs isn't worthless
>>71023670
Because I don't want my toddlers to be executed just for attending summer camp.
>>71025190
Gypsy please.
>>71024881
>>71023670
I couldn't imagine living in a country that is cold and gloomy 10 months of the year, I get depressed enough during wintertime over here as it is.
>>71025266
just make sure it isn't marxist summer camp
>>71025295
touche
Funny how all the shit tier countries only have one shit excuse not to live in the best country in the world.
Weather.
Fucking seriously? We do have houses here, also, weather and temperature isn't that bad.
>>71024875
>>71025037
it's bait. I was hoping you'd tell me to fuck off
>>71024021
But if you don't, someone else will... might as well be you.
>>71025266
Dubbbies confirm your worries. /thread
>>71025215
First, you are exaggerating our weather conditions. Even in the North, it's not really that bad, at least not along the coast (which is where you want to live anyway).
Second, nice sunny summers doesn't mean shit if you can't have a home, income, and relatively corrupt governments (at least in the case of Spain and Italy).
>>71023670
>accepitng sweden cucks
they will ruin your country soon enough
>>71025113
How does it feel to live in a drug infused ultraviolent shithole, Carlos?
>>71023670
How's your nuclear industry? I'm a nuclear engineer and unlikely to find a good job in other sectors..
>>71025240
Who will serve your drinks and food, clean our public toilets, fix your car, build just about anything, clean up our hotel rooms and wipe your ass when you are old if nobody comes to Norway?
It sure as shit won't be Norwegians.
>>71025403
Kebabs are getting constantly deported , so not really
>>71025390
Norway isn't the best country in the world. America is. Go fuck yourself you smug mother fucker
>>71025497
Welcome to oil.
>>71025318
That's why we listen to black metal and drink a lot of alcohol and coffee. It's not too bad in my opinion.
>>71023670
Got a fresh M.Eng, /fit/ and based.
Permission to migrate in to your country, i have Austrian blood in my veins?
>>71025390
I always wanted to live in Norway, since childhood. because I was obsessed with Black Metal.
Then I was Satyricon hired a nigger guitarist.
ok, no thank you
>>71025444
No, these are white, hard-working Swedes who fled Sweden and see it for the shithole it is. Every Swedish immigrant I have ever talked to hates Sweden.
>>71025523
You go ahead and keep thinking that while getting shot and pay for your injuries later.
>>71023670
Language barrier. Else i wouldve applied. As a highly skilled legal immigrant of course.
>>71025597
*then I saw
>>71023670
Because i don't want to abandon my fatherland... yet.
>>71024443
>Our economy and you getting your ass wiped when you are old as fuck depends on immigrants
WRONG. What percentage of the population are caretakers? 2%? 1%? Why the FUCK does that necessitate immigration?
>>71025523
Bergen Master Race reporting in.
Threadly reminder that if you give money to beggars or kebab you're a disgrace to your country, your family and your values.
>>71025390
>>71025414
If I was going to move on to greener pastures, because its hard finding a good job in my country or whatever, and seeing how shit the norwegian climate is,
why would I choose norway over America, switzerland, Germany or france?
>>71025708
>FTFY
>>71025626
I don't get shot, no one in my area does. Gun violence is almost non existent outside of major cities and especially not in my 90%+ white town. And I don't have a problem with paying for my medical bills..? At least I have the money to afford them and I'm not a man child who wants to gibbernment to cradle me
>>71025707
>goat's head
>rotten fish
>>71025789
>mfw
>>71025036
The question is rather whether YOU like it or not. I don't understand OP's mentality, he's promoting to be enriched.
>>71025805
You don't get to use stereotypes against Norway and then make arguments about my stereotype for America.
Hypocrite.
>>71025707
More "food".
>>71025588
show penis no homo just do it ok :^)
>>71025707
>implying that's the only food Americans eat
Just keep cherry picking
>>71023670
No english, no go
>>71025967
>xD
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71023670
GIVE BISA PLX
It will be Oslo or Copenhagen when shit hits the fan in Sweden for me.
>>71025903
Especially since the stereotypes you used were wrong. You say "at least I can afford it", implying that norwegians don't have money even though we are rich as fuck and make more than you.
This thread is now a Norwegian food thread.
>>71025903
That's what you did idgaf
>http://www.thelocal.no/20160223/norwegian-pm-proposes-stricter-refugee-laws
I'm just waiting for Sweden to cuck itself out of relevance so we can lock the gates.
>>71024553
When all of your kind is stuck in a park trying to find a job, without being able to speak either Norwegian or English, we might seem selfish.
Literally gypsy tier.
I'm white so much I get mocked for not having any tan, 2m tall and have a phd in engineering. I'm not looking politically correct enough and I can both count to 10 AND spell.
So really, Denmark doesn't want me
>>71025796
But who do you think the OP is voting for? Accepting negro immigrants with open arms?
>>71023670
Because women dye their hair black there so that they don't get raped by nigger packs. Straya is the only country left which isn't either cucked or a shithole.
>>71026190
Probably SV.
>>71026076
You can afford it? Is that why you have the gibbernment take care of you? Because you're a strong independent Nord?
Because denmark is better and doesn't accept mudslimes.
>>71025928
much lol *roflcopter*
>>71026126
>I'm just waiting for Sweden to cuck itself out of relevance so we can lock the gates.
Yeah, Sweden is soooo cucked, not you though, you are forever uncucked, eh?
http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/20/report-norway-is-offering-classes-to-teach-muslim-immigrants-not-to-rape/
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71026100
I'd love to live there. Shame that I'll probably never even get to visit.
>>71026126
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3396107/Three-year-old-boy-raped-multiple-people-asylum-centre-Norway.html
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71026100
H-hol up....
Is that a horse head?
>>71025679
>>71025679
1. We have a "wave of elderly" incoming the next couple of decades. After WWII people had a ton of kids. With our wealth birth rates declined. There will be too many old people and too few caretakers. We have the most generous welfare system in the world for parents, wqiths paid maternity leave etc. and it doesn't help.
2. "No" Norwegian want to do shitty jobs because they can become whatetver the fuck they want. In fact, we don't have enough people to do shitty jobs even if they applied for them.
>>71026236
Tax money is used for healthcare. Paid for us, so yeah. We can afford it even after paying tax. It feels good knowing that I won't have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to huge corporations to get treated.
>>71023670
Is it possible to land a reasonable job in Norway without speaking your native language?
t. english speaking STEM PhD.
>>71026236
That's because we pay a lot of taxes, you cuck. The salary is fucking high anyways, so who cares.
>>71026323
Have you ever seen a horse?
>frps nettside
>Strengere asyl- og innvandringspolitikk som forer til at asylstrommen stuper i Norge, mens våre naboland opplever stadig vekst.
>tfw
>>71026323
It's usually sheep or lamb.
>>71026126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a56EqUPwyFQ
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71026363
It's relative.
>>71026423
>It's usually sheep or lamb.
But enough about your girlfriends! :^)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE #1 HDI STATUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71026363
Ah yes I'm the cuck for not wanting to give away my hard earned money to pay for other peoples shit.
I'm learning Norwegian now, fun language.
>>71023670
>more than 96 % white
We both know that is changing.
>>71026357
Yes, if you are fluent in English, language won't be a problem. Decline in oil prices, however...
>>71026618
You should know that better than everyone.
>>71026501
Naah, let's talk more about our girlfriends.
Those girls would be illegal in the US.
>>71026618
>Andelen utenlandske domfelte nærmer seg nå 40 prosent, og den hoye standarden i norske fengsler virker lite avskrekkende på disse kriminelle. Vi må etablere egne fengsler for utenlandske kriminelle, og kjope fengselsplasser i deres hjemland.
>this is widely known information
it will change, believe me
>>71026527
Yeah, I honestly can't see the harm a few more hundred thousands refugees could do. Join in on the fun with your northern european neighbours.
>>71026474
>>71026314
>>71026257
>Germany
Why are you people always the ones deepest in denial?
At least Sweden can laugh at itself a little every now and then, but with Germany it's always hard and bitter denial.
>>71026354
Why should I have to pay for someone else's healthcare and treatment? It's not my fault they got sick. I don't want my taxes to go to that and it would just make my taxes go up. I enjoy keeping my money I earn and you just complained about stereotypes being used, well the idea of having to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to companies is a stereotype which is not true at all. My medical bills and insurance are extremely low
what about denmark/finland compared to norway? I won't ask about sweden for obvious reasons
>>71023670
How difficult is Norwegian to learn for a german speaker?
>>71026342
1.5 million nurses (RNs lLPNs LVNs and aides) served about nine million long term care patients in the US. That means around 0.5% of the US population are long term care nurses, and means that each nurse is capable of caring for 6 long term care patients. If the ENTIRE FUCKING POPULATION of Norway needed long term care, only 800,000 nurses would be required.
source http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/series/sr_03/sr03_038.pdf
Now kill yourself, you brainwashed treacherous cuck.
>>71023670
I haven't yet because I still have hope for my country. I have a feeling things will turn around. If I'm proven otherwise, I'll go there.
I've been thinking about it for a long time desu.
I'm white enough to pass as a local and enough money to rent a place for 5-6 months until I find a job, I love the cold but I'm not sure if I can cope with the night and day cycle.
Any non-arctics have any experience with this?
>>71026687
>Why are you people always the ones deepest in denial?
The irony is REAL!
IT'S REAL :^)
>>71026497
They get your tax one way or another, could also be inflation or banking tricks. Those numbers don't mean much. If you live there and you know you can afford stuff, then you know if it's good.
>>71023670
I was planning a visit, but at the moment I think I'll stick to my island until all the nand siggers get removed.
>>71026780
What does this even mean?
>>71023670
Niggers and disgusting language
>>71026708
The Danish are bros. They're good people.
The Finnish ethnicity is a little up for debate, but those I've met tend to be nice enough.
>>71026695
>My medical bills and insurance are extremely low
Not if you get cancer or need a transplant, or something like that.
I admit I've fucked up some of my arguments, but just keep being in denial even though I'm living a much better life than you just because I'm in a country better than yours.
>>71023670
what are you talking about?
dont come to Norway guys.
I can't Im brown.
Besides i prefer aryans and aryan girls. And i like owning guns
>>71026872
I'm coming and there's nothing you can do about it
>>71023670
wtf kind of name is norway anyway
how much does a nor way lmao
>>71025789
Fana rep
>>71026100
So there's a calfs head on your plate... what are you suppose to do with it?
>>71023670
Norway selling game on point.
>>71027000
Nice trips. Also, norwegians don't give a fuck about the name the english gave us.
>>71023670
>look like shitskin
>can't handle the cold
>no siesta
>manlet king
I just wouldnt fit in.
The only thing Swedenistan is good for is cheap snus.
>>71026966
T-that guy is swedish, I swear...
>>71026710
really easy to learn, even more so if you know a good amount of English. a lot of words are the same or similar in germanic languages.
>>71023670
>>71027000
how many ger need to be raped
>>71023670
Because new zealand is better in every possible way
>>71026872
Too late m8, I'm already packing my bags
>>71027121
LOL
>>71023670
Invite Japanese immigrants. They will redpill your community as Japs are redpilled.
>>71027121
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71027052
Grab it with your bare hands and eat the whole thing, including the eyes.
>>71027109
Thanks man
Stay with your country. I prefer to stay in this crap shithole of place full of commies, poverty and corruption because at least we are not white cucks that wank on black cocks fucking our wives.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3528236/Male-Norwegian-politician-raped-asylum-seeker-says-feels-GUILTY-attacker-deported-man-suffer-Somalia.html
>all this norwegian autism
every time
>>71027121
Those kinds of pictures were taken back when people were oblivious to the problem. Also when Arbeiderpartiet was in power. Oslo doesn't look like that anymore. The new Hoyre-FrP government has deported lots of niggers.
>>71027151
>>71026938
no, staph.
atleast go to Oslo, that shit is beyond saving anyway.
>>71026711
It's not just about nurses or care assistants, nobody wants to do shitty jobs, i.e service jobs in general, and that's why we import so many Swedes, Poles, etc. Recruiting Norwegian people for to work as assistants in hold folks homes are hard.
We have too many shitty jobs and next to no Norwegians willing to do them.
There is a lot more to immigration than refugees, you know. You should know, amerilard.
>>71027231
Generic and fake pic.
>>71027231
>the fourth was released
Something tells me they all got to...release :^)
>>71027258
>Oslo doesn't look like that anymore
well you clearly don't live there.
also OP this is a shit thread and your post is autistic. Go post it on /int/ instead.
>>71027299
You're moving the goalposts.
>We have too many shitty jobs and next to no Norwegians willing to do them.
Then increase the pay, you fucking retard.
>>71023670
>Oy vey come to our country and fuck our nordic women goy
Kill yourself OP
>>71027299
>We have too many shitty jobs and next to no Norwegians willing to do them
there was a documentary aired here that highlighted this. a notable amount of Swedes move to Norway to do shitty jobs such as peeling bananas and whatnot. it just blew my mind, because it's not like we have it bad here, save the immigrant-issue.
Canadian/American engineer here, is it realistic for me to move there? Can OP reply to me with instructions? I have a meeting in 2 mins.
Thanks.
>>71027530
>Canadian/American engineer here
Holy shit, that's like the worst of both worlds :^)
>>71027530
>I have a meeting in 2 mins
Tell your wife's bull we said hi :^)
>Grandparents on fathers and mothers side came from Norway
>Grandparents spoke Norwegian in the home
>Enjoyed some really good authentic Norwegian dishes growing up
>darker blonde hair and blue eyes
>Always wanted to go to Norway growing up and see where my Grandparents use to farm
Fuck you all. I am going to visit glorious Nippon next spring. You progressive shitlords had your chance.
>>71027530
How about you fuck off. Stay in your own country you cunt.
>>71027299
>implying nursing is a shit job
nurses make 400-500k nok a year here
i don't know what to do op, personally y prefer to marry a qt nip and have dark hair dark eyed childs who can later ascen to super saiyans.
if my kids be blonde blue eyed it is not fun to research super saiyan
>>71027000
>>71027196
>>71027381
>>71026749
>>71026501
>>71026474
>>71026314
>>71026257
>>71026035
>>71025928
is this how you cope? with shitposting on the level of the turkroaches and the leaves?
>>71027510
>>71027523
its cold also dark
like hell
I want to finish my bachelors in electrical engineering in Norway.
What's the best university to go to for that? I want to be at least near some cool and comfy locations. I'll have about 1600 a month for housing/food along with about 20,000 a year for tuition. I don't mind working, but I wouldn't know the language.
Could I make it in Norway?
>>71027530
You're living in the best country on earth, cuck
You don't wanna move to europe trust me just move state
>>71027686
>Portugal has an opinion
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>71027708
No, not really
fuck off
>>71023670
Norway staph.
Why are you whoring yourself out?
You already have soldiers of allah, sharia on every god damn street corner. You females are degenerate whores with almost non existent national pride or strict values? Not all the world in the money can make me be happy where degeneracy runs rampant and leftist cucks fuck everything up.
>gg no re, I'll take denmark over you, no russ or degenerate shit.
What about guns?
Is your country a faggot like the rest of the Euro zones?
I shoot competitively, and its a big part of my life. No funs = Fuck off.
>>71027798
Damn Estii who peed in your Cherios?
>>71027708
just dont go to Oslo,stay the fuck away from that shithole at all cost
>>71027758
we also havea country that wasn't ruined 3 times for leaders that bit more than you can chew
but don't feel bad hans, someone has to take the fraulein's cherry, might as well be the roach :^)
sage yourself before you kill yourself faggot
>>71027798
I wasn't a fucking russ.
>>71027798
>You already have soldiers of allah, sharia on every god damn street corner.
What are you talking about? Please explain. You clearly know more than I do.
>>71027925
>we also havea country
Yeah, a third world one :^)
LOL!!!!!!!!!
>>71027418
Why on earth should we? EU citizens are willing to do it, we need their services because we are too rich and good to do them ourselves.
If we had to pay higher salaries to the people doing these jobs, prices would rise, and we don't want that.
It saves money in a lot of funny ways.
The Swedish and Norwegian nursing degree is the same, and our languages are very much alike. The Swedish government pays to educate equally good nurses as we do, but once they are out of school, they move to Norway because we have a higher salary and better working conditions. We are cucking Sweden out of competent workers and saving money and our good brothers and sisters in doing so.
What do Norwegian girls think of English men? I'm incredibly unsuccessful with girls in my own cunt (not ugly, just autist), would I fare any better in Norway? I found it much easier in North America, because the girls love the accent and are willing to initiate everything.
>>71027883
Well everything he said is undeniably true.
>>71025790
>America
are you kidding me?
>switzerland
good luck integrating
>germany
good luck finding a job
>france
wow..
>>71024021
I respect that.
>>71027992
There was a thread about russ and degeneracy in norway last night. I lost my faith with you guys.
I wish to come and stay, OP!
Want to leave Russia badly because of Putin's wise rule.
Tried to move to France last year, got carte de sejour for three years, but frogeaters don't speak English at all (even in Paris, hospitality employees only the exception) and this obtacle makes job search quite difficult.
What kind of business I can start in Norway with 350.000€? Or what sort of job I can get there?
BTW, does anyone can tell me why French people so obsessed with their own language and neglect to study English, what's the trick?
>>71028053
>America
>are you kidding me?
>>71028005
like germoney?
>LOL!!!!!!!!!
>>71028023
You keep changing your justification for immigration, first it was nurses, then that got blown the fuck out, then it was "no one want work shitty job" then when that got blown the fuck out now you just say fuck it muh cheap labor.
Importing cheap labor drives down the earning power of native labor. Not just in the service sector jobs either. As lower class norwegians have a standard of living drop from immigrant competition, they're forced to skill up to more educated jobs, driving down wages at the top as well.
>>71028132
why no gif sir estonia
>>71025390
>people don't enjoy a good autumn storm every now and then
low energy beta cucks the lot of you
>>71028036
No. Don't taint the nordic gene pool with your Anglo genes
>>71023670
1. bork bros wont let me in
2. i cant eat sheep head/salmon on a daily basis
3. i cant support seal/whale killing
despite that, i still like m2m
>>71028199
hes a communist faggot, completely buying into the "we need africans in our country or we will die" kike propaganda.
>>71028132
>mfw people actually live in countries without russefeiring
>>71027000
>german "humour"
>>71027708
look up NTNU in Trondheim
![snake-eyes[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zYsm2WU.jpg "snake-eyes[1].jpg")
>>71023670
Because you wouldn't let me in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPPs897BANo
>>71025390
Dude. Weather is important. I fucking hate the winter wearing coats and shit. Fuck it all. Also your country seems geared more toward wastrels. You encourage educated people to come and pay taxes for your poor class which is likely growing with each generation.
>>71028467
Suck 10 dicks for tramp stamp.
Defending degeneracy, never change norway.
>no thanks btw desu
Because I hate the cold.
We'll see who gets number 1 next year buddy.
>>71029015
Losing to fucking France and Austria
>>71029015
U.S. at number 8 with all the niggers and spics in this country? Not bad.
I wonder how the ranking would go if we gassed them all.
>>71029507
You're so hateful and racist!
>>71028467
Fucking shit....THIS is my ultimate dream woman. Flat stomach, massive tits, white as snow.
>>71029579
Yeah?
>>71029317
IT'S OVER, YOUR COUNTRY IS FINNISHED!
>>71028199
but Norway seeks to take care of all our citizens, and at the same time take a good look at a situation before handling on it to make sure we won't fuck up our own future generations. Immigration will continue to grow in Norway, but we're prepping by expanding and integrating the people who come here. When Ahmed is at the border and asks can I come in, Norway says yes, if you don't rape, even your own wife has to actually give consent if you want to have sex with her, and if you don't understand, care for or follow our rules you can FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFF
>>71029687
Some irrelevant slavic shithole about to surpass us aswell
>>71023670
I don't speak Norwegian. Do you guys let your women vote?
>>71029832
No.
>>71029507
>gassing all the pablos, not just the lazy ones.
With no one to do the agricultural work, construction, assembly line, you will go down in rank.
Long streches of perpetual cold and darkness would lead me to suicide.
It sucks that all the places with the best weather are infested with blacks or Hispanics.
>>71027523
I saw that too. I like the swedes here, they're good workers and the girls are really nice to everyone. The swedes and norwegian click at once. If a swedish person comes to a party, nobody cares, it's just like if some norwegian come there. If a french, or somalian comes to a party, people will stare and fuck off in no time without saying anything. French women are ok tho.
>>71029749
So... you're saying immigrants have to follow the law? This justifies immigration exactly how?
>>71029938
I said niggers and spics. I never said blacks and Hispanics.
>Like the difference isn't obvious
>>71023670
Norskis are fucking dicks man.
>>71029832
growing up in Norway made me have faith in the idea of a big socialist democracy government, it works because we have both a yearn for freedom/privacy and a natural kindness in our culture. It's not a perfect system, but it's obviously the best in the world
>>71027798
We're doing good here. The country is based and we have a bigger pride in our country than you do. The patriotism of the people, the women included is high if not the highest in europe. The women are really nice up here, not sluts or whores as you say. They're cuddly and cute, going to the kitchen straight up right after they come visit. They're really good cooks, and they constantly clean. They're good with money too and adventurous, so the weird view of the perfect female which if the norwegian female is wrong.
>>71023670
Stop trying to import people here you fucking liberal cuck
>>71030038
No, but I'm saying integration and education is viewed as an obligatory part of immigration, since this doesn't seem to be the case with most other countries, it's assimilate or btfo.
>>71028894
Well, norwegians fuck. Estonians can't even look a female in the eyes for more than 4 seconds.
>Penis in vagina is degenerate- Estonia
>>71026203
>Straya is the only country left which isn't either cucked or a shithole.
Millionaires confirm.
>>71023670
I'd love to, but if want to learn the native language first. Don't wanna be like the beaners and migrate thare and not even learn the language. That's just rude
Ronny Deila
Well it´s not like i can just hop on the plane and do it.
Let´s say you take like 2000€ and go to live in Norway. What then ? No one will hire you, just shady agentures because you are a foreigner. Also not like you can find a place to live in one day.
It's cold.
If I was going to move I'd go somewhere south, fuck winters, fuck them hard
Fuck -30C or lower fuck it
>>71030612
You don't have to. Everone from the age of 7 and up speaks english. Some before.
>>71029015
Why are we so high on the list? Is the rest of the world really that shite?
>>71030518
>>71030389
Nah our girls are pretty degenerate and fuck around alot. Never said was was any better, then again we don't have fucking ISIS soldiers enforcing sharia on broad daylight. Holy fuck, so cucked.
>Norway will defend this, because that poor strange oppressed culture.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3465598/Islamists-form-Soldiers-Allah-group-Norway-response-controversial-Soldiers-Odin-reveal-uniform-featuring-ISIS-logo.html
>>71023670
I'd like to live somewhere in Europe too, Australia is too fucking hot all year round. Fuck living in this constant drought shithole.
Too bad about the refugees though, I'll wait until that blows over.
Switzerland or Denmark/Faroe Islands (have to learn language) were current contenders.
Are you guys nice to educated white males? Of course I'd be respectful enough not to sully your nordic gene pool with mine.
Would I ever be required to learn the language/study the culture, or would I blend in well as long as I'm not a shitskin?
>>71027133
>go to jail for thought crimes and hate speech online
Sure it is.
