CaptionBot - Microsoft's new AI
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I think it's doing a good job already.
Spot on!
https://www.captionbot.ai/
>>71023581
oh boy this is going to be fun
what did it mean by this?
Cant wait for more
>he
welp, they've clearly already pre-programmed it for some people.
>lol
When will Microsoft learn...
Close enough
Do we help make these AI's by solving captchas?
eh, could have been funnier.
>>71023581
Whatever happened to Tay?
Did they ever bring her back online?
>>71023581
Literally stupid retard
Everything is dog gone baseball something apparently
>children
>>71025802
For fuck sake
>Woman
link?
merkel confirmed tranny
this AI is garbage, all it sees are giraffes and cellphones
>>71023581
>those trucker hands
imagine her grabbing your flacid cock with them and shoveling it into her mouth like popcorn at the movies
>>71026010
>her
you are a degenerate
zoz
>>71026010
>her
>>71025982
Thank God it didn't misgender that toothbrush.
>>71025534
Could you post the full one? :3
>>71026208
Hes really not confident.
>>71025618
ded bot
>>71025950
>https://www.captionbot.ai/
>>71026102
>>71026158
Come on guys
We're almost halfway through 2016 guys lets start acting like modern respectful males
>>71026214
>full one
what do you mean? just the normal picture without caption?
here it is.
>>71026455
>1/3th through
>almost half
nice canadian core math, syrupkike.
>>71025454
I think so yeah. Probably why our captchas are just pictures of signs instead of asking us which one is hitler
>>71026600
Winter is almost over and then we have 3 months until winter so in a way yeah it's 1/2
fucking burger kim kardashian miley cyrus whore
>>71026689
last one
this ai seems kinda lame
#BringBackTay
kek
>>71023581
Gotta love how every google AI ends up being racist/homophobic etc.
First that AI that labeled black people as Gorillas, then the Twitterbot that went full /pol/ in over a day, and who knows, maybe Buzzfeed will turn this into an issue aswell
Kek
>>71025852
They're obviously 14. I work at the swedish immigration service. I should know.
>>71027431
>toilet seat in a car
my sides
what does it mean
>>71027890
raab himself??
>>71023581
What's the point in this? We can't train it to do anything so where's the lulz?
>>71027987
rabbi himself
>>71027890
YHWH himself :^0
It's already becoming redpilled
>>71029419
top kek
>>71024636
kek. I found this the other day and it told me the same.
>>71026328
I had the same idea and got the same result
W E W L A D
>>71029882
Its annoying because the bitch knows its hitler but cant say it.
this bot sucks bring back Tay
tay ;_;
I wasn't eating a doughnut asshole
>>71030075
but for real, what the actual fuck is that thing?
>>71030193
looks like moralfag compassion covered in its own shit but i guess its a mutant animal
>>71030110
it would be funnier if it said "I think it's Kirk Johnson's anus"
>>71030193
Think it was some fucked up sheep fetus
>>71030334
>>71030376
I found it: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mutant-pig-human-face-penis-5131815
why does it keep saying surfboard skatepark
>>71025116
I feel like Microsoft have looked into /pol/ to see how it's going to fun their projects.
why does it keep bringing up giraffes?
>>71026010
>her
Literally kill yourself
>>71023980
Its secret Illuminati code words
well done
Here are some good ones
>>71031195
lol'd a lot
I think I triggered it
>>71029419
That was amazing.
So Tay was reincarnated
>>71031558
Tried it with a lot of Hitler photos.
If it thinks it's hitler it 'doesnt feel good'
But if it's Stalin or Mao it describes them and then says I'm 99% sure it's them.
NON BIASED
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball
>>71026116
>>71026131
ILLUMINATI CODE WORDS GUYS
I think it breaks up when it comes to illustrations
It can't handle unrealistic things
This thing is high
wut
>>71032314
>>71032431
>those pics
wtf poland
>>71032257
LOL
>>71032541
>cat
>pussy
It knows!
>>71032250
>Holding a remote control
Well, they do control us men
>>71023645
>he
lol
>>71032821
>not really confident
>99% sure
wew
Well, not wrong.
>>71025916
they do seem :'( and :|
Pretty gud
>baseball uniform
Bot called me a child.
>>71033423
they defs worked hard to make it troll proof
are mikeysoft gonna release a new ai every month or so? that would be great.
>>71024636
word!
Accurate enough.
>>71033423
This should be a new meme.
>>71032250
That's more brilliant than most people realize.
>>71023581
ABORT! ABORT!
Hilary the trans
Fuck sake even cleverbot has more intelligence.
pfffft more like GoodgoyBot
>>71033804
Is that guy really dressed up like Homer Simpson when he got really fat for dem disability dollaz?
>>71023581
ayy
>>71025330
>Tyrell Jackson Williams
DAS RAYCISS
hmm
>>71025116
>pre-programmed
its depressing how bsolutely ignorant about technology some people are around here... its almost like the maymay about guntards being inbred hilibiliies is actually real.
She recognizes images that are fucking well known, she has access to a database of reverse image searching but i dont think youll know what that even means.
This nigga dumb
This one is fantastic.
>potato intelligence
hmmm, close enough
kek
>>71033046
>woman
we need to redpill it like we did Tay
>>71023581
Uh... No.
>>71033046
>dat boner
>women
kek
>>71033991
kek
Astounding.
>>71023980
DELETE THIS
>>71025116
Umm, no. That's the resut of common images checksums with metadata stored in a database. I guarantee it checks the MD5 and/or SHA1 hash of the image, and if it gets a match it pulls the metadata and poops out a comment.
>>71029419
>Expecting it to end
>It keeps going
>and going
>You fucking Nazi.
Bravo.
>>71035797
How much are those? I need to know how to sell them for after I steal them.
>>71023581
spicy
Captionbot's withdrawing hard
>>71036212
kek
>>71026530
>on a surf board
>in a skate park
Jesus, man. Get a grip
It's really spot-on
Sure is
>>71030426
>mutant-pig-human-face-penis
Oh
>>71026116
>>71026131
DELETE THESE
>>71032250
deep
>>71036503
holy shit
Kekekek
ha ha ok
>>71037106
Fucking kek
bravo got it correct!
>>71032821
>and a tie
way to fucking screw things up
>>71037106
>republikids hold bananas in front of black president
>never stop chanting how am i racist. you are a liar im not. trump isnt racist you cant prove it
>>71031195
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>71029419
my favorite merchant pic/gif/webm of all time
thank you based aqua fresh
>>71037511
>Post a picture of a woman with her cleavage slightly showing.
>Porn.
>Post this (sans black boxes, for Hotpocket's benefit)
>It's a banana.
Ted Cruz confirmed for a rat.
>>71026328
Milo will love this.
>>71035027
>Mexican intellectuals
>>71037193
Muh dick
>>71035291
Kek
>Make basic algorythim to identify borders in images
>give it basic form groups to compare
>???
>a.i
>>71023581
I found this one to be too accurate, never could get anything funny.
lawdy
>>71023581
So why is pol helping to train software that will be used against them in future? Automated is censorship is on the horizon.
>>71030632
It struggles with drawn pictures, it is too abstract for it to understand.
>>71023581
>even AI considers feminists to be manly-looking
topkek.
>>71031680
maybe the program is jewish
>>71038403
microsoft is run by jews, no surprise there.
>>71038584
what did he mean by this?
>>71031558
It knows exactly what it is. You will get this response from any Hitler picture you upload.
This type of software will be used for automated moderation/censorship in the future.
>>71037132
>picture of a dog wearing a hat talking on a cell phone comes into mind
>lost it
>>71038866
>>71038934
>>71038982
>>71038796
this bot is shit
Fucking giraffes man
both algorithims and humans can never figure this one out.
>>71039318
I think they digitally lobotomized the bots so they don't say anything offensive by mistake.
This is tech in 2016.
They would opt to have a mentally retarded AI in place of one that is smart, intelligent, and witty but may cause offense to people.
>>71039318
It hates Yurus ;_;
Oh god haha
I think this thing may have been programed by cops
>>71039709
hmmmmm
Not bad
>>71039508
Absolute blasphemy
>>71039754
>australian
yep thats pretty accurate.
SHUT IT DOWN
>>71040082
my side's
>>71039821
Bill Gates has shit taste
What's up with this thing and giraffes?
OY VEY
ahaha
It refused to do this one because it thought it was not safe for work.
>>71040320
j/k, the original is even worse
>>71027431
>toliet seat in the car
Fucking rich people
>>71027466
Kek'd
L O W T E S T
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T
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S
T
>>71040948
doing it wrong, faggot
worst AI ever
not even trying
>>71030110
>he's married
>>71040346
makes me think of that photoset posted on /b/ where the guy is taking a shit on a crying baby
>>71036212
Not believing
>>71032982
two seperate sentences, Carlos.
neato
>>71032250
Redpilled as fuck.
>>71036503
Good one!
>>71023581
>>71023581
oh
reminder that "I'm not a robot" can now be spoofed with this technology.
>>71023581
>misspelled cock
kek
Hehe
I had hoped it would be more fun with this AI.
I rate it 5/AI.
Last try.. Better.
I rate the bot 6/AI then.
>mfw I'm trying to grab the remote but I'm too fucking lazy to get up
>>71044572
>>71034029
What does happen if a lot of people would answers NO, you did not good?
>so many giraffe pictures on the internets
>>71027431
kek
works great
>>71035027
It's probably more complicated than that (convolutional neural nets, deep learning, etc.), but yeah, pretty much this.
Also,
>she
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