That will be $1800 a month :^)
>>71021495
Nothing beats this fabulous city life am i rite you guys?
>>71021495
>Living in Jew York
>implying I'd ever move to Jew York
Ur better than this AusFag
>>71021495
HAHAHHAHAH PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS? HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I legitimately don't understand why anyone would subject themselves to this nightmare world.
Honestly that's enough for me.
>>71021495
Should have built a tiny house
>>71021577
Stupidity
>>71021495
>Liberal NY cucks are completely fine with paying that much for a fucking closet.
>tfw my junior enlisted Air Force dorm is 4 times as big as that
>>71021495
that feel when you have 150 acres out in the country
its nice and quiet, and i can do whatever i want pretty much
>>71021495
tfw have to pay $1300 a month for a dorm on Long Island that's that size without having anything as luxurious as a sink in the room
>>71021602
Agreed. New York is the greatest city the world has ever known. America's gift to humanity. A tough city; but one filled with opportunity.
>>71021577
I did it for 6 months then had to leave. I felt like I was in prison the whole time. My health significantly worsened as well
>>71021577
>>71021634
Me either. I live in a city where a new house can be built in an all white neighberhood for less than 100/sq ft. I built a 2600 sq foot house for 230k two years ago. It's a beautiful home, basement, large backyard, etc.... My mortgage is 1300 bucks a month.
>>71021495
Hey Anders Breivik
Welcome to your jail cell
This is where you will live for free for the rest of your life
>yes, the pic is the actual cell of Anders
>>71021789
He should have an castle for his heroic deed.
>>71021495
>the recycle bin takes up 5% of the square footage
>can only fit a single bed
>>71021776
To be fair, it's the only expense I have since I'm on scholarship. My hometown has a situation like that other anon and I'm moving back there afterwards
>>71021789
He doesn't get a computer with internet access.
I'd rather just be executed.
>>71021495
That's cheap for NYC. Last I read, median rent for an apartment in Brooklyn was $3400/month.
>>71021972
But is.
>>71021972
I guarantee you'd become a significantly better person if you lost access to the internet.
>>71021789
>Brevik's living quarters are better than my shitty little studio apartment and it's free
Nordbro, Can I come to your country and gun down a crowd of degenerates too so I can get a cozy "jail cell"? Surely there are mutual benefits to be enjoyed if I were to prune out an undesirable group
>>71021495
>implying sydney is not just this.
Have you guys ever visited NYC on a nice warm, December day? Well let me tell something . Don't! Fuck that shit! Stay away from this place if you value sitting and pooping, because you wont have the room or a place to do either! Also they have practically banned men restrooms because muh privilege. Fuck that place. My family is from the twin tiers and we visit sometimes. Fuck that place. God bless NYC. I somehow still love you Jew york
>>71021495
is this a sims starting house?
>>71021648
>Tfw you're not forced to join the army because you actually live in a free country.
>>71022024
Depends on the area, I have a friend in East Flatbush and pays 750/mth for a 2 bedroom split with a friend who also pays 750/mth. The entire neighborhood is filled with niggers, crack dealers and bloods and crips are around the area.
>>71022140
>enjoyed if I were to prune out an undesirable group
The most hated group here is Somalians, even immigrants and leftists hate them, so that would be a good choice
>>71021495
>NY
>EVER
They deserve it. Same with San Francucks
>>71021495
I wish I had a room that nice for that cheap
>>71021789
Why don't they just let him go? They are basically just wasting his time.
>>71021570
>like a swede
stop trying to steal our ebin menes, hurri
I thought that was Brevik's cell for a minute.
It's actually smaller and less cozy.
>>71021789
This is a subtle way of the government to support him.
Kill a bunch of degenerates, give him a high-class living conditions in """jail""" and protect him.
>>71022140
Only do it if you like getting a hand showed up your ass every day. They are basically doing everything they can legally do to fuck with him.
>>71021495
kek, that's the size of my bathroom
>>71021495
So glad I'm not forced to live in a city. I would lose my mind. I can't understand how anyone voluntarily would want to live in a city. Visit? Sure. Live? Hell no!
Looks so comfy. I don't get all the hate
>>71021789
>computer
>guitar
>comfy chair
>bedside lamp for night time reading
>a lovely view
If I ever feel the need to kill a few dozen people I'll make sure to do it in Norway.
>>71021495
Shit like this is because of rent control and zoning laws, and in New York's case foreign investors. If you built a bunch of 50 story apartment buildings in the Bronx and required anyone renting one to show proof that it would be their full time primary residence, you'd see prices go down a bit.
>>71021733
Where on Long Island are you? I have a room more than twice the size of the pic and I only pay $650 a month, utilities included. And that's only marginally cheaper than the on campus dorm's at my college.
>>71022572
it's not. better than on the street, but still, living in that cramped space and paying that much money for it is a complete rip off.
>>71021495
>Not living in a Suburb outside the city
Idiot
>>71022778
It's not much better in the inner suburbs around New York. You have to go over 100km away from the city in any direction to find cheap houses.
>>71021570
What's this pic supposed to convey? That Swedes don't like standing close to each other?
>>71022827
Shit, sounds like the housing situation in NYC is worse than London
>>71021495
but seriously... how much would an apt like this cost in Manhattan? Brooklyn?
>>71022373
>They are basically just wasting his time.
Norwegians hate being unproductive, wasting our time is the worst kind of torture you could to to the Norwegian Autistic mind
>>71022243
Free country is a meme. People need a leader.
>>71021745
>you in charge of semicolons
>>71023048
like your mom!
*slap her ass*
People who work in NY and live like that don't live for the comfort. They live for the work and only think about that.
>>71023087
Like your country
*takes Paris*
>>71023215
no wonder why Paris is filled with niggers then.
*take fedora*
>>71022923
London, Tokyo, and NYC are the three most ludicrously overpriced real estate markets in the world.
>>71022970
Maybe over $2000 depending on the part of Manhattan. Brooklyn would be more reasonable, although that's gentrifying too, recently.
>live in rural state
>live 30 minutes outside states third largest city
>can easily find cheap houses in near isolation middle of nowhere
Get fucked big city suburb and apartment cucks. If you can't walk around your house naked with no one seeing you, you are cucked.
>>71021495
>tfw you live in rome
>tfw 1800$ is cheap if you compare to a home of the same size in Lungotevere
>>71021495
As if australia is any better cunt
>>71021789
>this triggers the american
Why do americans still think rape and violence is a legitimate part of a prison sentence?
Prison means you take a mans freedom aways, THAT is penalty. Maybe some forced labour.
But not getting raped by Bubba....
>>71021789
That bed would drive me insane
>>71021495
Leftists don't deserve to keep their money. They deserve to be deprived of their funds and left penniless and decrepit and cold, in the streets.
Thankfully they do this to each other, so I get to watch Leftists freeze to death on the streets of New York and San Francisco, while living in my comfy Southern mansion.
Leftists are such garbage. They're just so bad at everything.
>>71023397
Don't do the crime if you can't do the buttrape.
>>71023294
Your woman just like the bbc frogy
*eats Wurst*
My current room is about that size and kitchen and bathroom facilities are shared (it's a house).
I pay around $300 for it though.
>>71022243
>A nigger dancing with a dog in front of a Brazilian flag
That about sums up Ecuador, actually.
Looks cozy as fuck
>>71021577
thats like asking why poor people are poor and stay poor
>>71022243
That guy is an American stationed in South Korea, pineapple Venezuela.
>>71023440
In what way is NY leftist?
>>71023397
Why do Germans think rape and violence is a legitimate part of a trip to the subway?
>>71022911
I'm wondering the same thing... that or they are brain washed to do things by the book, single file lines, the spacing looks to perfect ya know?
I live in NY and pay less than 1200 a month and have 3 bed rooms a living room and a bathroom and kitchen and backyard.
I rent a 3 bedroom farm house about 1 mile outside of a small town and about 8 miles from a large city where I work
I can hear traffic outside though (as I am next to a somewhat major road) but at night it's quiet, the stars are beautiful, and I can piss outside without the fear of being knicked for exposure
>>71021721
>i can do whatever i want pretty much
Like what?
>>71021495
You think that's bad? You should see the rents in SF. What a shit hole. Nice city but the rents and homeless are out of control there.
>>71023621
You're talking about the city right?
>mfw people legitimately think that gentrification is a bad thing
>mfw 50% of people living in London are living in a single room in a shared house for 75% of their wage
>mfw the other 50% are niggers and Pakis living on benefits because they refuse to move out of London
I suppose you have similar in New York with your huge black population there. I think we're trying to start moving all of our benefit dependent Pakis / Nigs out of London and into cities like Birmingham, where the rent is 1/4 the price.
>>71023803
urinate outside
you haven't lived until you piss outside
>>71023692
in NYC or just NY?
>>71021745
>London is the greatest city in the world.
ftfy
>>71021721
Its only your land 1ft under surface dig a 2 ft hole and watch the feds show up
>>71023910
Hey
You
Stop breaking /pol/
>>71023910
EU shill pls.
>>71023806
>shit hole
>nice city
make up your mind faggot
>>71021633
the cuck shed meme is dank but I have to admit those look comfy.
>spend your money to be a nice patch of land in the woods
>build your own cuck shed
>be comfy and watch the world burn
>>71023822
Yes, I really don't see how you can call it leftist. The whole stereotype of NY is that it is anything but. You have the Trumps and Clintons and you have mentally ill hobos living side by side along with ghettos and all sorts of other people. A socialist or any kind of leftist would even use it as an example of what is wrong with the current system.
>>71022911
>tfw used to live in Germany and once I crossed the road before the light for pedestrians came on and this screeching German woman with her little boy ran up to me and started telling me off
>e-e-es tut mir leid
>>71024144
How dare you to destroy our Ordnung you piece of shit.
>>71021789
I don't see why this triggers people so hard. The difference between ''normal'' cells and this is that he has some cheap furniture in there and a few cheap electronics. It's no palace.
American jail cells are just depressing.
>>71021495
C U C K E D
At least live in NJ where you can get a full sized urban house and not a cancer hole in the wall like pic related.
>>71023331
>this was most urban areas 80 years ago
Savor it while you can.
>>71021495
Shit is getting ridiculous everywhere to some extent, talked with an acquaintance just today, he told me that his aunt learned a trade back in the seventies, after 3 years of apprenticeship (were they pay you a lot less) + 1 year of working after that she had paid of a 70 square meter flat in full, I could just laugh, since this seems like a wonderful dream to me, not something that could actually be done with some average pleb job.
>>71023508
Can't disagree to be quite frankly, but it's pretty nice. Btw I'm not a shitskin, pole that moved to EC here.
cities aren't meant for single people
cities aren't meant to raise families
are cities good for anything besides buying a condo and renting it out or something?
lived in chicago for 7 years, wasted probably 100k on rent. wew lad. what a time to be alive.
>>71021495
>GF wants to move to the randstad which is infected with Muslims. (52% of the population is foreign there.)
>If you're lucky you can get a room like that which will cost you 600 Euro a month.
I rather jump of a bridge.
>>71024529
>are cities good for anything
other then destroying humans, no, they aren't good for anything
I don't even need a car with a hat gloves change of clothes condoms extra coat hoodie privacy my own radio freedom because there is buses and trains that go everywhere.
Those stupid people in flyover states don't get to smell pee and step over sleeping homeless people on their way to work.
>>71021577
>>71024588
Work and ambition, but not knowing it's a scam and you'll be working towards dissapointment.
I rather live in the country side and have a big house and just a normal paycheck.
>>71021495
Lmfao this is so true. If you do want cheap housing you have to take the risk and live in shitty neighborhoods and hope gentrification happens in 10 years. Me and my family moved to ridgewood queens back in 07. The nigs ran rampant but then sheklestein bought a building on my block and my neighboorhood got swarmed with police beating down roudy dindus to a pulp. Feels good ,not to mention my rent is 750 from rent stabilization.
>>71024031
Have you been to NYC? They banned big gulps because they think it will stop obesity
>Live in upstate New York, actually a very rural area, lots of farmland
>Go to NYC with my dad for a cousin's bday party
>No parking, nonstop traffic
>Everything smelled like shit
>Literally nothing but apartments, I couldn't see a single actual house
>>71024878
big gulps, huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=praFGD51ih8
>>71024921
For real. Have you fucking been on the C train. Literally smells like raw sewage from all the nigs in east new york.
>>71024010
That's plan b.
I want the solid snake retiree life, being a hobo in the lost Alaskan wilderness.
>>71022370
Where the fuck do you live Jap?
>>71024878
>ban big gulps
>from the same store that sells 2 liter soda bottles
I live an hour north of NYC and I still never go there, cities are shit
Hey Anon welcome to Amsterdam! I hope you like your new apartment
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>>71021633
Right now I have an apparent, but that is what I'm striving for, a small house with basic stuff and a good chunk of land to grow some of my own food.
>>71024878
who buys big gulps anymore?
>>71024267
>>American jail cells are just depressing.
>nigger gets cell with comfy chair
>sets the upholstering on fire
>burns
>family sues
>nigger gets monitor
>somehow makes a shank out of it
>family of some other nigger sues
>>71023849
Mate..... i know that feel
>>71025280q
Fuck. Thats not my public urination map
>>71024374
You can't make it an urban area when I own the surrounding 200 acres.
>>71025438
Eminent domain says otherwise
>>71024267
Bruh. He has two different types of chairs.
>>71025621
my yard is right next to a state forest preserve. check m8
>>71022911
I presume it's a scandi thing.
>>71024144
You made a mistake of not being named Abdul or Mohammed. Then its ok, you can even litter all over the place in Germany without anyone saying anything. Saw that shit with my own eyes hundreds of times.
>>71024144
You don't do it in front of children. You must serve as an example. You may only cross the road during a red light when there are no children at the sidewalk.
>>71021515
this.
Cities fucking suck ass
>>71022431
That's our country though.
>>71022911
Personal space.
>Having a neighbor that isn't capable of photosynthesis
>Ever
Why do people do this?
>>71021570
>Like a swede
Where is the a muslim raping the swedes?
>Rent half of two-story house from a friend in an awesome part of Kansas City, complete with gigabit Internet and the best barbeque in the US.
>That will be $500 a month :^)
>>71021495
Ha! Jokes on you, I live in an abandoned office without hot water!
>>71026165
Outside the pic, that is why all the swedes is standing like this and doing nothing.
>>71022324
I lived in Flatbush one year in a 1bdr for 1100 a month. It was awful. Nigs littering constantly so walking through trash daily. Crazy Nigs in my building harassing us with loud music. Got bedbugs.
Bay Ridge is where it's at.
Feel like raging even more about being a poorfag plebe?
Go to your local library and check out a random NY Times microfiche from each decade starting in the 60's through the 90's. Go directly to the classifieds and check out apartment prices vs. neighborhoods back then. Next go to the employment classifieds and check out the prevailing wages.
Sorry folks, but the idea that people shouldn't be forced to live in a perpetual state of poverty was so last century.
>>71021495
Looks comfy.
Not 1800 worth, obviously.
>>71021972
He does have a console though
>>71022526
I came here to say this
>>71021721
Until Cletus wants to ride you like a Hog you fat cunt.
>>71021577
Cost of living and state taxes are so high in NY that even if you're making six figures you're middle class by the standards of the rest of the country
>>71023849
Like people don't do that in NYC
>>71023215
>>71025832
He was serving as a bad example. The children must learn both sides of the story.
>>71025280
well africa certainly would be better under nazi rule, than it is now
>>71021495
Are these threads made by people who couldn't hack it in NYC? It's funny everyone here wants to talk about lazy liberals but couldn't fathom living in squalor for a few years so you can devote everything you've got to your job for a shot at greatness. You guys are just as bad as liberals if you can't see the value in the sacrifices made to live in a big city
>>71021789
The bed is very narrow, but otherwise looks nice. Like a college dorm room. I could do 20 years there.
>>71021495
You forgot to add the thin sheet rock walls and ceilings, listen to every footstep the tenant above makes. He could move to the outer boroughs and get a 700sq ft place for that price with a 20minute commute to midtown or downtown Manhattan.
>>71022324
They burn cars down there.
>>71022923
Nope, plenty of housing, idiots just want to live in "Manhattan" for no reason at all.
>>71024144
Took the garbage to the curb on wrong day in the Netherlands, let me tell you, 10 neighbors came out circled around it while half of them were on their mobiles like I dumped a body in a bag.
>>71025028
Every MTA train in NYC smells like piss and shit now thanks to our wonderful Mayor Dickblastio, they didn't for quite a while.
>paying $1800.00 to live in a jail cell
>cuck sheds passing as houses
God it must be absolute shit being a millennial.
>>71024921
I know that feel
>live in rural small town all my life in upstate New York
>go to Albany last week
>feel nervous on over passes
>feel claustrophobic in city
>niggers look at my pickup like some kind of spaceship
>first restaurant I see advertises "FRIED CHICKEN"
>>71024521
>Pole
>Not a shitskin
>>71023484
Thats Haram Abdul
>>71021495
New York is the greatest place ever to live. Every morning I wake up here, I feel reborn and rejuvenated.
You plebs in your bumfuck cornfield tumbleweed farm boondocks Podunk flyover states can only wish you lived in New York.
Seriously. If you aren't living in New York, California, Tokyo, or London, you should just give up.
>>71030491
I attended that school, it sucked. It's in a crappy area wedged between the jews and the dindus.
>>71024031
>>71030212
Says anglo.
>>71021495
>Hey baby want to come back to my place? I live in a really big closet.
>>71030491
I'm coming up on a year in LA and can't wait to gtfo. I'm sure gonna miss the filth and mexicans and shitty job economy.
>>71023397
First off, no one implied buttrape was supposed to be a part of a prison sentence.
Second, the fact that this man is not being punished for the 70 people he murdered is pure rage inducing for sensible, moral, and just people. We wouldn't expect a Kraut, from a nation bent on destroying Europe yet again, to understand a principle like justice.
Fucking gas yourself already, Eternal Kraut.
>>71030491
I live in York. On the weekends I walk through the widely spaced suburbs into the city centre, pass under walls originally built by the romans and sit in my favourite pub, built in the 1400's. Voted the best city to live in the UK its comfyness is unrivalled. Only minorities are asians that live at the Uni.
Does new york have these things?
>>71029541
>Every MTA train in NYC smells like piss and shit now thanks to our wonderful Mayor Dickblastio, they didn't for quite a while.
Does it really?
Now that I think about it, I left for college around the time he became mayor, so I haven't ridden the trains much at home anymore. Well, I know the L is the same as ever. I have no clue how they can not have anyone smart enough at the MTA to figure out how to move them so that at the last stops there aren't always two trains at the station so the train coming in isn't always delayed.
>>71021495
I could buy a house here with property for 10000 15 years ago, now the prices gone up, but paying 1800 for a hole is too much by 10 times.
>>71021789
The worst criminal in Norway history lives better than wage slaves in New York. Of course he needs the latest games, else he's going to protest.
>>71022243
>homeless scavenging dog has horrible digestive condition, violently scraping his raw asshole against wall
>monkey think it funnnny an he go an dance wit dog B)
>>71025438
That or you can make bank as you wander off to your new wilderness.
>>71024144
I had an old shrew screeching at me last night at a Boy scout function. Apparently my children's behavior is unacceptable. She didn't tell me that, just kept going on about it to other people. Yelled at my kids several times. I was about to slap a cunt.
>>71023434
not everyone is as fat as you
>>71021495
He has to shit in the sink, use the garbage disposal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TJmF1Lo5fU
>>71031271
and you have also spent this year underwater
