wageslave logic
>>71020047
Does Bulgaria even have a welfare state?
>>71020047
>My boss makes way more money than I do, so I won't work
>My parents' boss makes way more money than they do, but I'll still leech off of them
NEET logic
>>71020094
It does, in the same way that Serbia does: you get about 50 Euro a month (probably even less in Bulgaria) and a can of soup or some similar shit in state kitchen.
Literally both our countries had Gypsies intentionally get caught committing a felony such as rape so they would go to prison and have three meals a day.
This Bulgarian posts this shit every morning. Compensating for something?
>>71020477
>Literally both our countries had Gypsies intentionally get caught committing a felony such as rape so they would go to prison and have three meals a day.
I'd like to say our problems do that but then that would imply they have future-time orientation.
So then what's NEET guide?
this pic is a perfect example of why we need trump, giving people incentive to work by not taxing them to death is the first step.
>>71020094
you dont have to be on welfare to have money
>>71020635
But sucking hairy dicks is considered working, so you're giving off mixed signals here.
>>71020679
>>71020554
not sure whether this is funny or sad
>>71020047
Serious question
>what is considered a wageslave?
I'm a correctional officer and I work 12hr shifts however I only work 14days a month. I get 3 day weekend every of week.
I have this existential dread over me that I cant be happy being a wageslave or a neet.
Like earth is sick, and there is no point to any of those things and I should kill myself. Its weird.
I might as well do it any of these days.
>>71020047
>everyone stops working
>society collapses
this is why everyone should be required to work by law. are you able to work or get an education but won't? police should knock down your door and drag you away
>>71021261
It would be better if society did in fact collapse, that way they would just slowly starve to death.
>>71020047
>my neet lifestyle is legitimate and paid for by my own skills and abilities
Lol keep believing that. Enjoy your day
ITT: NEET fantasies
Everyone knows everything you brag about doing in your shitty life doesn't happen.
>inb4 ragie wagie
It's sad how your minds are so small they can only comprehend shitty McJobs, which is what actual wageslaves work at.
>>71020047
>I Can do anything with my spare time!
>Unless it involves money, which is almost everything
>Guess I'll rematch my favorite animu and argue with strangers on the internet again
>>71021543
This. I was a NEET for six months on unemployment. Worst six months of my life. I could barely afford rent, could only eat shit food like ramen, could never afford to go anywhere unless it was for a job interview because I couldn't afford the gas.
My day was literally wake up sometime around 2 pm, throw out job applications, then sit around watching anime or shit posting trying to forget that I was hungry. I went to sleep around 5 am miserable, hungry, and feeling like I did nothing.
Fuck the NEET life. I like my job, having an income, and being able to actually do things.
>>71022038
you dont need a lot of money to read, watch, exercise, date qts
>>71022848
>Spending your days watching TV and shitposting
You're really living life, m8.
>You don't need money to date qts
Oh Jesus my sides.
>>71023193
only fat manlets need money for girls
>>71020588
this is the most retarded logic i've ever read in my entire life
>>71022848
Any girl worth fucking would never touch some unemployed NEET slob. Stop deluding yourself
I went to one of those nice hibachi grill places last night. You know the ones, where it's half performance art and half restaurant where they cook the food in front of you. Had some steak and scallops. My girlfriend had the steak.
We topped it off with some ice cream then we popped into gamestop to buy the new fire emblem game she wanted.
It was a great night, good food, good company, and I got a blowjob.
These are things I can afford to do because I have a well paying job that I enjoy doing. What did you do yesterday, NEETfag?
Did you watch your favorite animu for the eighth time? Have a fap session and cry about being alone? Better save your pennies, ramen isn't free. Oh you want that new steam game? Too bad you can't afford to upgrade your potato to run it properly. Better just play terraria again.
You fucking disgust me.
>>71022848
И кoгa нa мaмa и тaти щe им пиcнe дa ти глeдaт зacтoялия гъз, или oтдaвнa вeчe ca пoчнaли c нaмeцитe квo миcлят зa тeбe?
>>71023864
I went to exercise, started a new book, watched a movie and then went out with my gf to a nearby park, came to my place and had sex, then watched Better call Saul together and ate pizza, she slept here and left an hour ago, the only difference is that my story is actually true and not copypasta, be jelly wageys
>>71021147
Can you do the one where wageslave buys a lambo on his 30th birthday and NEET hangs himself
>>71024344
Зaвиждaй oбщo paбoтничe
>>71023193
Are you implying that the average wagecuck does anything else?
>be wagecuck
>work 9 hours
>go back home
>be tired as fuck
>watch TV or shitpost until going to bed to start it all over again
>>71024496
Дpъзки хипoтeзи пpaвиш, вяpнocттa нa кoитo e пpoпopциoнaлнa caмo нa пapитe в джoбa ти..
>>71024354
Copypasta? Find the original then, NEETfag. I'll wait. I told you exactly what I did yesterday. I'm also going to A-Kon in Dallas this year, got a fair chunk of cash saved up so I can buy whatever swag I want.
It's a 6 hour drive but my 2013 car is quite comfortable and good on gas mileage.
Then I'll be going to Oregon to visit family for two weeks.
But hey, I'm sure box macaroni and cheese flavored dust is still great. And maybe you can switch it up today and fap with your off-hand. You know, for variety.
I work a good nice paying job for a year then go away for months of exploring foreign countries on the cash I made. Then return home rinse and repeat.
>>71024354
>>71020047
>>71020635
>>71020736
Just found out about the dank NEET maymays eh? LOL WAGESLAVE KEKS XD
I always laugh to myself when I see the stressed office job maymay because it's the neets boogie man. Honnest question to any neets do you really picture all jobs like this?
>>71020047
My job gives me a sense of purpose and keeps me from killing myself.
The only time I have ever felt suicidal was when I was unemployed. Free time is great but not having a job destroyed my self-worth.
>>71024800
Keep saying that you love your job, I bet that's very true. Also, just because I'm NEET doesn't mean I can't afford anything, means that I cant afford a good car or other luxuries but I have zero care about that, I'm living very well and I don't have to waste 8 hours a day. I'm begging you're very enthusiastic that It's Friday, finally some free time, eh?
>>71023536
ur le dumb
>>71020047
What if i enjoy my job?
>>71022848
>you dont need a lot of money to read, watch, exercise, date qts
>>71025192
I do love my job. It's something I'd do as a hobby if I were unemployed so why not get paid for it?
Yep, I'm glad it's friday. I love my job but it's nice to have a few days off a week to do whatever. Not that I don't have fun on the week days, because I do. That's what I don't understand. After work I have a full 8 to 10 hours to do whatever I want, and you NEETs keep talking like I never have free time.
Tonight I'm going out with some friends to eat at this steakhouse that just opened up in town, then we're gonna regroup at my place and play some D&D. Maybe drink some brews, who knows. Should be a fun night.
We'll probably stay up until about 3am, maybe later.
>>71020635
HIS TALKING ABOUT DOING ILLEGAL STUFF SOMEONE CALL THE COPS
>>71025602
What's your job Senpai
>>71025602
>>71024770
p accurate desu senpai
>>71025653
I do IT for a Hospital here in town. Feels pretty good knowing the work I do literally helps doctors save lives, and I love tinkering with technology and solving problems, so it's a win-win.
>>71025693
Yeah, whatever you need to tell yourself to convince yourself that I'm just as miserable as you. Hey, if projecting your insecurities onto me staves off that shotgun mouthwash for a few more days, have at it champ.
>>71021530
In established welfare states leeching of unemployment benefits and other handouts is actually a legitimate lifestyle choice. I don't condone it but if the system exists why not exploit it for your own benefit? Honestly I have nothing against people exploiting the welfare state, it's the existence of the welfare state itself that is the problem.
Also since all welfare states are inherently self-destructive, dysgenic and unsustainable, welfare leechers can help to quicken the inevitable demise of these abominable systems by draining resources faster. They'll be fucked when the system goes down though but at that point these useful idiots will have outlived their usefulness anyway.
>>71025602
>I do love my job.
jellly/10
>smelly Pajeets earn money
>dumbass feminists earn money
>even faggy libs work for their tips
Reminder that if you're a NEET, even the above degenerates are better """people""" than you
>>71026128
The key is really to do a job that isn't wagecuck tier. Going into the trades or starting your own business are the only correct ways of living. Being a wagecuck slave is a pretty shitty life
>>71026128
Reminder that if you're a wageslave you're up with the smelly Pajeets, feminists, the fags, keep doing a good work oy vey!
A door opens.
*Squeek, clatter clatter*
*Giggling, shushing*
You look over from the television.
From your angle, you can see the tall, built figure of someone, leaning downwards towards another person.
That person has her arms around his strong neck, and as she goes in for another kiss, the man looks straight at you.
"Oh. Hey."
Your girlfriend pauses, frustrated that her new NEET boytoy isn't paying attention to her. She sighs and says:
"C'mon, it's just my wagie. Let's go into the other room."
But the NEET only smirks and pulls your girlfriend off of him. "Nah, I wanna say hi."
He makes his way over to you, giving that smug look he always has. As he approaches you, you notice just how big he is. He must be half a foot taller than you, and more muscular than you could ever hope. Well, it's only natural, he has more free time to pick and choose what he wants to eat, not to mention the time to work on his body. How could you hope to compete?
The NEET takes a seat next to you on the couch.
"Whatchya playin, buddy?"
The NEET looks down and sees you slouching, staring at the screen.
"D-Destiny.." you eek out.
"That sounds like fun!" The NEET exclaims, shooting a look at your girlfriend. "What level are you, little guy?" The NEET asks. "S-seventee-" "Only seventeen? Sheesh. Well, I guess you don't get to play too often." The NEET gets up from his seat and walks over to your patient girlfriend. He whispers something in your girlfriend's ear that makes her blush and smile as she leaves the room. The NEET looks back at you one more time. "You look pretty tired buddy, you should get some sleep. Well, you can stay on the couch for tonight, OK?" The big NEET looks at you for an answer, but you can only sink into your dingy couch even more. He shakes his head, laughing as he leaves the room.
The sound of steady, rhythmic banging and moaning that follows soon after permeates your ears, as you slowly open up /r9k/ on your phone.
"Good morning, wageslave."
I'll go "wageslave" instead while you enlightened ones go dumpster diving.
>>71023864
>he lives to spend his time and money trying to provide for some random girl
>>71026801
>Projecting that hard
>Ever believing this scenario would would actually happen
>This is the NEETs fap fantasy
Wow your life is sad.
>>71027180
I don't provide for her. She's financially stable on her own. But I do like to buy her dinner and gifts every now and then, just as she does for me.
I guess it's hard for someone like you to understand how a normal, functional relationship works when all you know of such things comes from your dating Sims and porn.
How is Bulgaria to live? Are gypsies as rampant as /pol/ makes one believe? I like the idea of Neeting it up in Bulgaria desu. Is your food weird?
>>71025602
Nothing says happy and content with life like angrily attacking random people half across the world on an anonymous somalian yodeling board.
>>71027334
Its a meme you autist. He probably copypasta'd it from /r9k/
>>71027647
If you have money It's cheap to NEET up, that's why I can do it forever. Food is alright and not really, most people here are racist towards gypsies.
>>71027665
You mad that I'm successful, NEETcuck?
I'm sorry. I'd say I feel bad for you but I don't. I lived the NEET life for six months once. Worst six months of my life.
>>71027665
kek btfo
You know, I always see neets using the "buh- but I can improve myself" argument but I've noticed a trend that almost every neet that I see is a fat shut in that spends his time shitposting and watching anime. Every time.
>>71027956
kek we read your posts lad.
>>71027994
I'm a NEET, not by choice though but because I have a medical condition.
What I've read in 2016
>Rubicon by Tom Holland
>Grenadiers by Kurt Meyer
>Adios America by Ann Coulter
>Art of the Deal by Trump
>Panzer Commander by Heinz Guderian
What I'm currently reading
>Wages of Destruction by Adam Tooze
>Caesar by Adrian Goldsworthy
I've also improved my cooking abilities and have bought a few new cookbooks, as my family always looks forward to my cooking after a long day at school or work.
>>71027956
I've been self employed with 4 digit hourly for the past 8 years. Something so out of realm of possibility for basics like you who think getting pennies on the dollar for your work from your jew boss in form of allowance is the pinnacle of living.
Unless embarrassing yourself is your fetish and you are getting off right now just stop posting.
I get paid to learn Korean. Better than being a neet lads.
wow the NEETs sure are out in force today. Is it a national holiday off of school or something? I didn't know that summer was here already.
>>71028290
Are you the Slovak that lived in Germany for a while and downloaded the illegal movies and got the notice sent to the family
>>71028192
Is it a legitimate medical condition or a "legitimate" medical condition for the neetbux?
Very important distinction. See, I have no hate for people who can't work. But if you're collecting autism bux because you don't want to function like an adult you will be the first against the wall when the time comes.
>>71028415
Fuck. Busted.
>>71028290
>I'll take wild stories that aren't true for 300, Alex.
Yup, I'm sure your wildly successful with millions of dollars and 8 cars and a mansion and you decide to spend your time shitposting on /pol/
Totally believable.
>>71028290
how did you accomplish this?
I am a comp sci major.
going to work for a company for a year or two
then try to go freelance..
any advice?
>>71028421
I have cancer. I applied for neetbux after my bone marrow transplant, but I hadn't worked enough previously and established enough work credit so I got denied.
>>71028486
There are not many Slovak posters on here, and your job sounded familiar.
>>71020835
How much money do you get for that?
Wage slaveing is basically everything in these threads.
>>71021147
>>71020785
>>71020736
>>71020635
>>71020047
So how do NEETs even stay in bed all way and do nothing? do you even shower? You must have a really low self steam, and feel like shit huh?
When ever I spent a long time not doing anything for a week on high school summer break I'd end up feeling like shit.
>>71028584
>Believing a slav when he says he's loaded
>Asking for advice from a mad NEET.
WEW lad.
>Have relative big savings account
>considering taking a loan of the exact anoumt I've already got to avoid large interest
>invest the Money in shares
>10% growth a year would be enough to live on
Would this make me a NEET?
>>71028639
Cancer is legit bro. Sorry you got dealt shit hand. You have my apologies for assuming you were a worthless NEET. Take care.
>>71028654
I talk to a NEET faggot fairly regularly. All he does all day is sit in his parents bed, yes his PARENTS bed, and watch Netflix and play with toys. He's almost 20 years old and is completely unmotivated to do anything. He is lonely, depressed, and aimless. After giving him so much shit for a while he finally is looking for a job but even that's a strain. He is too lazy to apply, let alone fallow up to the places he's applied. You NEETs talk about having all this time and the ability to do whatever you want, but even with that option all you idiots do all day is sit in bed and watch animu alone. Work may not be fun, but it gets me out of the house and it gets me to actually do something with my day. Plus I got into my field as a hobby at first so I actually enjoy parts of my job. No, I don't like all aspects, like the politics, meetings, and other bull shit like that. But hey, at least I'm not a massive pussy hiding in mommy's bed from things I don't like.
>>71028855
I love posting in NEET threads though. I've seen the light of the NEET lifestyle. There are people who can work through treatment, but if I can get away with not working then I will.
>>71024599
>tired after work
I suppose if you're a fat, lazy NEET, you would get worn out sitting at a desk all day. The rest of us just do what we want after we make money.
Then we have both money and do what we want. Budget your time, lardo.
>>71020047
Do you people really not have jobs? How do you survive?
>>71028398
NEET don't go to school stupid.
>>71024599
>Be wagecuck
>Work 7 hours
>Go home do whatever I want
>Be a bit tired cause I don't like getting up that early, but I've stop going to bed an hour before I have to get up like a NEET would.
>Play the new video game I bought, maybe call over a friend and buy my own pizza when ever I want.
>Go to sleep with girlfriend every day
>Take girlfriend somewhere nice on Saturdays.
>Take a vacation and go somewhere even nicer for a whole week instead of sitting in my house alone with no money.
>>71026801
>The NEET then wakes up and peels his pimple ridden face off his Asuka body pillow after gazing at the dimly lit computer screen, broadcasting to his 4x3 meter jack off-den that the time is currently 3:20 PM.
>The NEET seeks fulfilment in life, and reads some Nietzsche in an attempt to find some justification for sitting in his parents house all day and not becoming a functioning member of society, but gets frustrated after not being able to find anything that fits his worldview, and calls Nietzsche a cuck to make himself feel better instead of doing at least one push up, and instead decides to stimulate himself to pictures of Shiro in suggestive poses to fill his exercise quota for the day.
>He then hears the door open, and his mother walks in giggling, heading for her bedroom, but becomes overwhelmed with existential dread when she sees the amorphous blob of greasy flesh who is responsible for her not getting into that retirement home she always wanted to go to.
>An impressively muscled man walks in behind her, wearing an impeccably tailored suit, and rubs her shoulders while asking who the shoggoth currently inhabiting the salty-smelling oversized carpeted coffin is.
>"Don't worry about him, babe, just come with me" she says with a smirk on her face
>The NEET continues to watch himouto umaru chan while hearing muffled cries of pleasure emanating from the walls of his suburban dwelling
>Just another day in the life of the NEET
NEETS BE WARE! DO NOT GET A JOB, NO MATTER WHAT YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU. YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE THE REAL WORLD. THEY ARE SENDING YOU TO THE SHARKS AND YOU WILL BE SHOT AT WORK AND KILLED.
Here's the story they don't tell you in the article:
Ryan, 22 is pretty autistic. He graduated high school, but didn't do college -- if he even attempted to start -- and he's been sitting at home unemployed.
Ryan is not autistic in the joking sense. Ryan is literally asperger's or some shit. I am not fucking kidding
His mom forces him to get a job. He works at Taco Bell for a while.
Meanwhile, the fat piece of shit you see in the mugshot, Josh Ratliff, is another mentally autistic retard that works at this location. I knew people who went to grade school with Josh. He really is fucking autistic. He's pleading insanity because he has been diagnosed with asperger's and bipolar, and schizophrenia in the past.
For reasons not yet know, Josh came to work one day and shot Ryan in the back 9 times, before fleeing. He killed Ryan. No doubt their squabble was autistic and over something meaningless that only an asperger patient could get upset about.
Please DO NOT LET YOUR FAMILY PUSH YOU INTO WORKING. Show them this article. You are not mentally ready to work NEETs of /pol/. You will be shot by another retard at work and your family will be even more sad.
http://www.thenewsenterprise.com/content/shooting-victim-shooter-worked-together-kfctaco-bell
>>71027460
Being rich off of dadies money doesn't make you a NEET, and NEETS don't care to learn how to cook, challenge himself mathematically, work out, spend time with his future in the soup kitchen, let alone go to another person's house this "wageslave" to rape a girl.
Also making $20 per day isn't nearly as much as someone on minimum wage making 10 dollars in a single hour, so good luck finding a house to rent, let alone food to eat.
ITT literal children
>>71029789
>rape
>when it's completely consensual because the NEET has all day to do roids and get his body in shape
>>71029800
VR is going to be fun.
>>71024354
So then you are a writer and not a NEET right, unless you aren't a good writer, which means all of which you said might as well be a lie.
>>71029675
So NEETs shouldn't work because other autistics losers will shoot them in the back?
>>71026053
absolutely! why get a job when you ahve to pay taxes doing that job? better leech of the system silently seeing it crumble.
>>71029874
Find me one real neet that uses steroids
>>71020047
wow OP really convinced me, i wish i was a NEET collecting poverty wages so i could stay in my house crying all day instead of making 6 figures, buying a house, and traveling the world freely. what a shitty life i live, youve really opened my eyes
>>71029033
They get neetbux from goverment or live of their parents.
>>71030014
Yes autistic losers are not meant to be in society with one another. Stay at home!
>>71030052
>>71025192
>Keep saying that normie wage cuck hehe....... Also just cause Im a NEET doesn't mean I can't afford anything, it just means I can't afford a car that isn't a old rusty 15 year old honda civic, or other luxuries like quality food, new video games, work out equipment, a night on the town, non walmart clothes, or a better PC but I don't care about that, I live very very well super healthy, and I don't waste 8 hours a day socializing and working, instead I play tf2 other free games, and post on 4chan. IM BEGGING YOU TO END MY LIFE EH?
>>71030352
Rich piana's job is to be a bodybuilder, he also day trades.
>>71030392
I'd rather forage in the wilderness and live in a mudhut than ever be so brainwashed by wage slave society that I cuckpost on 4chan defending it.
>>71029789
im a neet who workst out, i can go to gym 5 times a week and i see myself imrpving way faster than all the wageslaves who can come max 3 tiems a week to the gym.
>>71030512
He is living NEET dream
>>71025192
is this nigger serious?
>>71030127
Would you still work if you had money?
>>71020047
>Tries to learn electric guitar.
Unfortunately the machinists that make all tools associated with guitar making stop going to work. Electricians stop building/maintaining the power grid. Amplifier makers, pick makers, and string makers all stop going to work.
>Tries to speak other languages
Unfortunately every farmer decided farming was work, and decided to stop. Restaurants shut down, followed by super markets. 'Cause you know, work and all... Everyone has to grow their own food now. No time for teaching language. 'Cause that's more work.
>Tries to read some books
But, all the libraries shut down, 'cause internet. But the power grid, and Comcast/Google/CenturyLink all shut down, 'cause that's work too. Needed to burn all Nietzche books because all space heaters are non functioning. /nomorenietzche
>Tries to get swole
Can't figure out how to machine machining tools, so can't make weight sets. Concrete block, and log "weights" stand ins are non functioning because the oil, and concrete industries decided to not work anymore, 'cause work and all.
>>71030523
see >>71030127
>>71022848
>be neet
>not living with parents
>can't buy food
>starve
>>71030685
you mean if i had a trust fund and could live luxuriously without working? no probably not. but that's stupid as fuck as far as this discussion goes, because most of us don't have fucking trust funds.
and even in that case, i would probably spend some time investing it to make more money instead of sitting on my ass playing videogames like a little bitch.
>>71020047
>>71029874
Roids are expensive as fuck.
>>71030726
This
>>71030527
How do you afford a gym membership?
>>71031070
mommy's credit card
>>71030017
Americans think they got it bad with taxes but they haven't seen anything yet. In Belgium it's very easy for an average earner to be taxed more than 50% when all types of taxes are taken into account. It's even worse when you look at how much your employer pays to employ you and how much of that money actually reaches you. A general rule of thumb is that two thirds of what your employer pays disappears in all kind of taxes before it reaches you. I don't know how bad it is in Germany but over here the tax system is absolutely repressive. When you're taxed at this level for wanting to create wealth it's no wonder that people just bail on the system and choose the easy life.
Fuck the welfare state. I hope it burns.
I could care less, let people do what they want most of the people who are "NEET" on 4chan are just kids who finished highschool and didn't go to college or they dropped out and now they're at the point of doing nothing with their lives, here's how it plays out you either realise that you are living an unsustainable lifestyle and screwing your future self over or you become a trailer trash welfare queen waiting for your parents to die so you can get some inheritance when you're 50 and live the rest of your life on or just above the poverty line. Seriously you're not gonna be sitting around watching anime and playing vidya forever there's other shit to do when you grow up, I was NEET for a few years it gets old pretty quick everything just stagnates and stops being fun I'd just play mmo's as a timesink and even that became a chore, getting up early and working sucks too but at least you can live comfortably, yeah the economy is fucked but you can't blame the system when you just lack the will to even try and better your life.
>>71020047
>It's the daily "I am wasting my life jerking off to japanese cartoons and eating junk food in the basemen, slowly killing myself, while I call people who actually go out and do something worthwhile a bunch of immature names like some 6yr old, which I mentally am, because they are the ones who let me live this livestyle via disability checks because I am high functionally autistic"
Why is it called wage slavery when you can quit at any time?
>>71020047
NEET faget
>>71032187
To be honest, your measure of value as a human bean isnt whether you have a job or not. Many famous philosophers and scientists would be considered NEETs by today's standards
>>71020047
If my boss gets rich, I get rich- because it's in their best interest to reinvest the money they'd otherwise keep for their own.
Reminder that NEETs vote for Bernie because they're welfare leeches. They have the most to lose when Bernie loses.
>>71032398
>Comparing yourself to people who actually did something with their lives
You neets are fucking pathetic, but then again, you have to be. Who else wastes their live away jerking off to anime and then insulting their superiors?
>>71032187
The best part of these NEET threads are all the "valuable" wageslaves who come down to the gutter to argue with us "worthless" NEETs. The only thing worse than a wageslave is one who is so worried about what NEETs think of him, that he has to mindlessly defend his slavery. I think it's mostly personal insecurity that they may not have chosen the right path in life.
>>71020047
>NEET
>reading Nitsche and Aristotle
Topkek
You know good and well the only things on that list you do is watch anime and play videogames.
>>71032398
Many philosophers back in the day most certainly were not NEETs because they were educators. They don't sit inside all day.
>>71032414
>implying your boss will ever share this wealth with you when there's a horde of vanilla work robots just like you waiting to fill your shoes the second you give him lip
>>71032544
>I am better than somebody else because I don't have to go out everyday and interact with human beings because I cannot function in society
>Look at all these losers who are arguing with a dumb piece of shit like me, hahahahaha!
>>71032544
So what are you going to do when you run out of money and your parents are dead or broke? Checkmate
>>71032522
will you take my virginity?
>>71020047
the true telos of a man is to make something of himself
you don't have to be a wageslave but if you're not working to BE something, you're useless
start a business, become an artist, do literally anything besides play video games, watch anime, and shitpost
>>71032610
>What is business 101?
In order to evade taxes, it is in their best interest to donate to charities and shit, even if they are rich
Oh wait, you're a retard who can't function in society, what would you know? You're most likely a virgin, too
>>71032522
Diogenes the Cynic was a neet, and his accomplishments manifested in public masturbation and disregarding Alexander the Great.
>>71032650
>I am still arguing with the NEET
>I promise I have value
>>71032679
What's it matter to you?
>>71029283
btfo
>>71032742
What's with all the needless vitriol? Is that how you function in society? I am really impressive with your people skills.
>>71032889
*impressed :^
>>71032889
čobol faggot
>>71020835
a person who is working for a wage only to subsidize their livelihood with no hopes of stopping before a retirement account kicks in
there's plenty of people following a FI/RE (financial independence, retire early) lifestyle that I wouldn't consider a wageslave because they'll be retired between 30-35
I also consider people who work a hard job to pay for investments not really a wageslave. E.g. my brother worked the oil fields for 6 years making 6 figures, and he spent all of it on rentals. Now he pays a property manager and he makes six figures a year passively.
>Somebody calls you a retard, which you are
>Then pic related happens while you jack off to your sailor moon poster for the 3rd time today
You don't get it, do you? I get my kick out of insulting retards. I went to prison for beating retards IRL. This is my fetish
>>71032861
It doesn't matter to me, it matters to you, an it kills me to associate with the same short minded individuals who associate with Bernie and friends.
So humor me, what happens when the money dries up? I take it you have no job experience, or very little an no education. So what is your plan when you need to make money a few years from now?
I just don't understand the allure of being a NEET. Maybe I'm just not up on these modern times, but I don't feel satisfied unless I'm doing something productive in my life.
I work 12 hour shifts, but thats in a fast paced work environment that forces me to have to think critically and use my brain instead of wasting it on TV and vidya... plus the 12vers mean that I still get a nice hunky pay check but I only work 7 days in a two week pay period.
Pic pretty related.
I get a lot of satisfaction oUT of my job, and I can piss around with all of the leftover money when I'm off.
>>71033070
So why do you come to these threads? Because you have so much to do, spending time with your girlfriend, seeing the world and all?
>>71020047
You had me until the Jew thing, you god damn retard.
Why are there so many wagecucks on /pol/ recently?
Is Shecklestein on a coffee break?
>>71033251
Now you're strawmanning, which I can only assume means you've had a tiny bit of self awareness to understand how doomed you are. So go ahead, what's your plan when there's no more money each month?
http://sonichu.com/cwcki
Daily Reminder that this is your average neet
>>71033371
>i am too retarded to figure out how to effortlessly collect low hanging fruit during the peak prosperity of human race therefore you are too
I love this meme.
>>71032265
because you can quit, its called wage slavery and not slavery.
>>71033513
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_resume
Chris is your quintessential wagie.
>>71033533
That doesn't answer what his plan is, nor yours. I'm still awaiting an answer. If it's so simple, surely you have a plan, right?
>>71033361
for every hour of work I need 15 minutes of /pol/, such is how it goes here. I work my own hours and don't have a boss, so I guess I'm a hybrid neet/wagekek.
>>71033533
respond
>>71032481
im a neet who votes for libertarian parties because i want to work but dont want to work in a socialist state.
>>71020047
How do you intend to pay for all those things? Video games, books, ect?
>>71033617
Got you mad, didn't I?
But at least you have an excuse, swede. I wouldn't go outside in snowy somalia either if I could, especially if they raped my mother, who actually does have a job
>>71033756
I get more neetbux per month than you could ever hope to get from your McJob, wagie.
>>71020047
Yeah if you're 19, how tf are you gonna survive as an adult? Spange?
>>71033909
At least you're entertaining, like chris chan, I will give you that
Now do a backflip
>>71030726
Nice b8 m8, overgeneralization is always nice
>>71033668
there is no response. cz is the superior country in every aspect. except mountains, you suck at mountains.
>>71033909
McDonalds, at least in my town, actually pays $12 an hour for regular workers. At 40 hours a week, that translates to $1820 a month, which is far larger than the roughly $500 worth of welfare that Sweden has.
>>71025602
I won't say that I LOVE my job, but it is pretty satisfying. Get to improve patients' lives, some down time to browse internet here and there, good pay and mad bennies. Enough to have a nice car, pay bills, and save for retirement without checking bank account. Feels good man.
>>71020047
>watch anime
yeah no i'd rather be a wagecuck than a weeaboo
This is your average neet "Changing the world" and "Bettering Himself" While you are at work
U MAD WAGE KEKS?!?!?! xD
>>71034368
good on you lad desu
>>71034368
I'm going to soon apply for a position with my states Dept of Transportation. $18 an hour to basically cut grass in road ditches, scoop dead critters, and probably just drive around or sit and shitpost on 4chan.
>>71020047
>Everyone listens to this
>Nobody has a job
>Society collapses
Nice going Bulgaria
>>71034591
That's the life, man. You don't need a shit ton of money. Get that work/life balance and you will be happy, especially if you don't have dependents.
>>71020047
fuck off NEET and kill yourself
>>71033245
Those mobile carts for your roaming computers are old as fuck. I don't think Howard Medical even supports those anymore.
>>71020047
What the cuck?
Terrible meme
>>71032544
No
Its just fun to argue with retards
>>71020047
The wageslave life is just sad honestly.
You might not even hate your job that much or you might even enjoy it a little bit but you still would rather be at home all week and do what you really desire and that's what NEET is all about.
Not all NEETs leech of the government btw.
>>71020047
Both men in the comic are insufferable shits.
I love having free time, but I squander it if I have no job or responsibilities.
>>71034886
>not all NEETs leech off the government
Explain
>>71034886
yeah, some go out and kill people and steal to make end's meet
You would know all about that, wouldn't you?
>>71034673
No kidding. Not factoring overtime, $18/hr as full time is $27k a year after tax. For a 21 year old, that's not too shabby.
>>71024354
> read a book
> watched a movie
> ate pizza
> great life
What the cuck?
>>71035104
Nice. I went to school for 8 years, so I am paying back some pretty serious college debt. Still, we live well within our means, so we don't even really miss the money. Will have loans paid off in 3 years.
>>71034972
Many actually just earn money with minimal work on the internet (bots, ads, facebook), especially in a low cost country like Ecuador (you can easily have a pretty comfy life with 400 bucks a month). I'm personally not a Neet and I'm still studying but I know someone that lives a really comfy life just repairing like 5 computers for 90 bucks each a month for rich people. He works like 2 days a month for a few hours only. He lives alone and does whatever the fuck he wants all day.
This is what I consider the NEET that truly made it.
>>71035012
HURR DURR ME BURGER OTHER COUNTRIES BAD
>>71024354
>Had Sex
Your dog doesn't count
>>71035433
I can get behind that. At least he isn't leeching. Good for him.
>>71035433
I know your little shithole of a country, spic. Nothing but gangbangers in south america and you know it. Fuck off and rape another little girl in your 3rd world shithole, you degenerate piece of monkey shit
>>71035643
Implying there's anything to leech off from here.
>>71024450
>wageslaves actually believe they can afford a Lambo at any time in their lives
The only things you can afford are taxes to pay for my NEETbux, cuck :)
>>71033245
Fentanyl is objectively better than morphine.
>>71035694
Rape isn't actually a big problem in Latin America, many people just go to a night club and fuck afterwards. Of course crime rates are higher than in more developed countries because of more poverty and all but it's not as bad as media makes it out to be.
Just because you watched a 30 minute documentary about drug traffic on Discovery Channel doesn't meant you know a country.
Btw I'm actually Polish who lives here to study, and not a spic funny that you attached that image.
>>71020047
I was a loser NEET
I got a job at pizza hut
I was then a loser with a job
There are many many steps to becoming someone more than who you are, i am on my way, its a tough path to take, but as I get older i realize that the less you leach off of others, the more substantial things you can leech. People are inclined to help those who help themselves. We live in a world where the lowliest of people can spend a year and make something of themselves, its not easy, but everyday it gets easier.
>feign mental illness
>collect disability pension
reminder, parasites
>>71020047
Most of the things that the neet lists under "anything I want" require some amount of money, you could afford to do the sadder and lonelier things on just neetbux "hurr study the works of Aristotle" you won't, you might watch anime. Vidya cost money, access to a gym or weightlifting equipments costs money, many of the places and things that your friends are going to want to go and do cost money etc...
>>71036018
>Rape isn't a big problem in latin america
>wageslave are trying to escape their wageshed
MODS!
This is a NSFW board
I've been on government assistance before. It doesn't pay much. How do NEETs afford to go out to eat at a nice restaurant or travel or buy a new laptop or something? Like how do you live beyond just basic survival?
>>71036204
Hmmmm Ecuador is actually lower than US.
Latin America has a lot of problems but Rape really isn't one of them.
>>71036018
I'd like to go to south america and spend most of my time playing with big round butts, but in fact I do believe what the tv tells me and I'm scared of all the rampant negros and eyesucking bugs.
>>71020047
How do you jobless niggers even get computers?
I also don't understand why people dislike working. Work is great. Like-minded individuals you can joke around with, being part of a team, accomplishing goals, making money, building a company, it's all good. Yeah sometimes you have rough times but overall having a job is great.
Unless you're one of those LOL WEEEEEED guys who never did shit in college.
>>71036452
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics#/media/File:(A)_Rape_rates_per_100000_population_2010-2012,_world.jpg
>>71036325
They don't. They just barely scrape by. The computer they use is from 2008. The food they eat is either ramen or some equally shitty prepackaged food.
They survive, but they don't live.
t. Former NEET
>>71036018
>because of more poverty
I love this meme
It's higher because spics are a shitskin race just like everyone else
>>71036558
>dismisses perfectly good argument as a meme
>proceeds to spout memes in absence of a counterargument
lmao
>>71036472
in most modern western countries, everything has become feminized, white men have become third class citizens. Women will sic the law-dog government on us for any reason especially if she can squeeze money out of you. Forced "diversity" classes in college and in some jobs. You must act subservient to female employees at all times or get fired/sued. It's really fucked here. Men in general, more specifically white men, have realized how worthless and hated they are in society and thus refuse to participate.
>>71020047
>I AM SILLY
Delete this.
>>71033909
Din värdelösa jävla apa. Skjut dig själv.
Fan ska mina skattepengar gå till en jävla fjant som dig? Ut och jobba med dig jävla barnrumpa!
>>71036647
OR just get a job that niggers and bitches can't qualify for. That's what I did.
>>71036857
Yeah but those are the jobs that DON'T have diversity quotas.
AKA: Absolute shit jobs that barely pay a fair wage if at all that NO ONE wants, especially women and nigs.
The most productive race in the country's getting forced down into essentially shit fucked quality of life and forced to pay and maintain for the nigs and women so they can make 60k+ for doing nothing but having a vag/shitskin.
Just fuck it.
>>71036460
If you're white (which I assume you are since Netherlands), everybody and I mean everybody would want to fuck you.
As long as you don't go to the shitty slums and stay in the center of the city you will never get jumped.
You have to be more careful than in Europe, but it's not hard if you just stay in the center of the city.
>>71036558
Well yea, it's not only poverty but most crimes here are robbing, jumping etc. Which people either do for drug money or because they're desperate.
I'm not saying they dindunuthin but they're really not as bad as the western media makes them look like.
>>71036629
>Denies latin america has a rape problem
>DANKE MEME xD
That's like denying that sweden has a shitskin problem
>>71037052
oh man, finally my albinoism would pay off. I might go.
>>71037041
Dude I work IT in Texas. Not a single nigger or woman on staff. We have a Mexican but he's chill and knows his shit.
>>71036629
> poverty is a perfectly good argument for rape
> when I'm hungry, I feel like raping
>>71037124
http://www.wonderslist.com/10-countries-highest-rape-crime/
I know most of these "rapes" are feminists lying but there really isn't a rape problem in Ecuador because if you're really desperate you get yourself a prostitute for 10-20 dollars.
>>71037276
Oh fuck dude, texas isn't complete shit, you dodged a bullet there.
The rest of the country pretty much is going down the drain as I described. IT and other fields like it are getting hammered hard with diversity quotas nowadays. Luckily, even with those quotas, women still aren't interested and niggers still don't even know how to pronounce it much less pursue it.
>>71037398
Wow. I don't think I'd touch a ten dollar hooker. Holy shit.
It doesn't matter which path you choose civilization and the economy are going to collapse very shortly. Prepare yourselves
>>71037524
Yeah it's pretty good here. My only danger is my job getting outsourced to fucking pajeet in designatedstan. And even then that's unlikely.
>>71037580
I wouldn't either and I never did but there are a lot of people that do. You can go to a brothel and get higher quality whores if you want but I think the ridiculous easy access to prostitution is why rape isn't a problem.
>>71024354
How do you afford food, your housing etc etc? With what money?
>>71037690
I've never fucked a hooker. Never had a need to since I can generally get pussy whenever I want for free. Would be interesting to fuck a high dollar whore though. Do all the shit I would never do to someone I'm casually fucking as a friend.
>>71020047
>loves the good
Has this guy even read the philosophy that he's referencing?
Anyway, ignoring the truth of our existence (struggle) by listing some advantages of avoiding work is silly. You work to breathe. Your heart works to nourish your body. You work to stand up, to walk, to click you mouse, and type. Food has to be gathered and prepared in order to be eaten. Such is life, in vain or not.
You can be a nihilist if you want, but please, go all the way with it, instead of pretending that valuing laziness is a legitimate worldview.
>>71036851
Hittade SD rassen!
>>71037838
I never fucked a whore myself either, but I have friends who told me about brothels. They told me that they went there with 200 dollars and fucked all day (even minors). They told me that the women are model-level, most of them failed models or models trying to finance their living until their breakthrough.
>>71037052
Trying to get that white blood in their baby's veins.
>>71037726
Living with mommy. Pays with GBP.
>>71034368
>base model 3 series
>>71038038
What about hedonism? Can i be a hedonist?
>>71020047
the neet life gets really fucking boring after couple years andi really want to get a job and save money to travel.
t. two year neet, goverment pays my house, food clothes and internet
>>71041710
no it doesn't
>>71043103
Maybe if you're a gutless, soulless gutter slug it doesn't
>>71021395
>>71021421
>>71021442
You guys are cute
If your job is not ikigai, it is not worth it.
You can work for only 5 years and become a NEET for the rest of your life, All you have to do is to get into the stock market.
But NEET lifestyle can actually kill you, work is essential for living a healthy life.
You don't have to work for money, you can volunteer and help people and it will make you feel better and give you your body a way to work.
>>71045079
>t. Shlomo Goldstein
>>71045079
Being a parasite via sucking off of other working people and then pretending you're better than a neet is even worse, platinumstein
>>71020047
You are missing the point, think outside rhe box.Why being a neet or a wageslave?are there no other choices?Why not being something else,In Brazil you can live pretty comfy on profits of money in your bank account.The average anual earnings in a good saving fund are 6% not considering inflation.So if you have about 500.000 dollars on the account you will earn a year 30.000 dollars that amounts to 2,500 dollar a month which in brazil is more than eblnough for you to live a well of life.I have stoped working 2 years ago after saving and i dont intend to ever go back.the only motivation to go back working is if I managed to start my own businness...might as well do that in the future
>>71033909
Sluta stjäla skattepengar som en negerapa och gör något.
>>71028192
>>Rubicon by Tom Holland
>>Grenadiers by Kurt Meyer
>>Adios America by Ann Coulter
>>Art of the Deal by Trump
>>Panzer Commander by Heinz Guderian
hahahahahhahahahaha, ive read twice the amount of books and im not even a NEET
>>71024770
This is the most correct meme I've ever done seen.
gee i love my life
>life in germany
>get your big appartment payed and 400€ for free a month.
>Get free Healthcare, go to doctor say you have strong pain, get free drugs
>get almost free and clean water
>get food for free at the tafel
>get good clothing for free at the kleiderkammer
>Spend the 400€ on hobbies every month
god damn i love the neet life
>>71048894
but you know what the worst thing is? A job like caretaker for old people, washing their asses and shit, get's almost payed the same as living from welfare.
It's retarded in germany.
I would get 1600 if i work, with taxes. Now i get 400+ 600 for rent. I will never work just for 600 more, kek.
