Write a short verse about the country above yours.
The more dissing, the better.
Yo DJ, chuck me a beat.
>>71019520
aussie more like chin a chin chin
you be gettin noodle from a bin
ayo you they wack yo
yellow bellies smugglin all that meth doe
>>71019717
Fuck Australia
They have too much kangaroo paraphernalia
>>71019771
burger burger burger burger burger burger
>>71020097
God hates Chinese people
>>71019771
seppo seppo septic tank
worshiping the jews who run the bank
nigger in the whitehouse nigger in your wife
fat struggling to breath to keep your life
>>71019771
Ayy yo DJ chuck me a burger
This first verse is gonna be murder
Niggers up front, whitey in the back
The whole fucking world thinks your country is wack
You couldn't win a war against a didgeridoo
Next we'll have to teach you how to poo in loo
>>71020097
Look it's a kangaroo
Shitposting is what he do
Aussies are dumb, it's true
At least he can poo in loo
Hur dur pass the bur ger
>>71020200
>>71019520
>rap
only niggers and wiggers m8
burn them all
>>71020097
Let's make a post
To honor those who shitpost
Aussie cunts prep Bulls, fuck off they full
Kangaroo well fuck you too
Crocodile Dundee getting head in a humvee
>>71020180
Poo poo in the loo
Is something you can't do
Slant eye go make kung fu panda 2
The cat sat on the mat
>>71020311
Ooh bars
>>71020180
>>71020200
shitty fucking poo poo doo doo verses
my verses curse yours you leave in hearses
americans can't stop stuffing faces with burgers
can't come back at me fingers to fat to click the cursers
>See the americuckold level of racist,liar, biased and disgusting journaliosm based in lies, manipulation,chosen news, hiden news, fit one political narrative agenda to brainwash people for the narrative propaganda of americuckold country
cnn, huffington post, gawker,salon, buzzfeed, etc. 95% of americuckold media is based in race baiting and please the non-white racist hatred and increase this kind of people while taking advantage of some white cuckold submission within of americuckold country social engineering to make whites cuckold loser people who accept everything in the american non-natural sick shithole,this non-natural sickness,garbage level of journalism,news, media, videos, everything of sick made in america is horrible,meanwhile you have this castrated version of movies who the whites are only men against other white men,need to be with white women to be non-threatening to the men of other race,have every day thousands of racist and cuckold american websites using the race of white for their agenda racial manipulation,americans have the most pampered non-white racist people of the world because at the end of the day they are the most cuckold white people of the world in level of brainwashing, submission,look at how many explicit hate videos made in their mainstream americuckold journalism media and everything
Look at americuckold journalism,literal garbage american porn shit industry,castrated version of everything made by whites to show their submission for the people who hate them,thousands of anti-white male garbage made to please the men of other race have their fetishes, fantasies,this is why were invented thousands of things to shaming, destroy,and everything only against white men but trying to keep the white women clean without nothing to destroy the white woman as human and woman,but everything to try to demoralize,ridicularize,the white male,to please the men of other race,everything to shit white men in explicit americuckold manipulation
>>71020149
I used to think america was white
but now i see they are black as night
>>71020351
Be American and get shot
You go to school and you get robbed
By a pack of niggers with fingers on their triggers
They'll rob you in point blank range for a bar of Snickers
You have no universal health care or a living wage
And you get cucked by the Fed through low interest rates
You are nothing but a failing Empire
and a nation led by liars
And the white race in your country is about to expire
>>71019520
OP is a faggot
OP is so gay
OP cannot help it
it's the austalian way
>>71020436
brazil is nothing but a stupid nigger
how to post properly is something he could not figure
trying to most some he clicked to quicker
posts a wall of text don't read it just snicker
>>71020489
Ching ching
Go prep your bulls dong
>>71020469
Finland is mongrel land
Finland is cold as fuck man
Finland gooks are tall as spooks
Finland niggers probably read books
Fuck these snow niggers, I'm leavin'
But at least they aren't fucking Sweden
>>71020295
It looks you can't handle the bantz
Is it cause your dick is the size of an ant?
Bet your a cuck who enjoys seeing his wif undressed
And being fucked niggers with dreads on his head
>>71020557
living in the land of the free
watch your neighbors as much as you watch TV
healthcare's an option if you ain't broke
BLM coming for you so you better stay woke
>>71020180
Ay DJ watch this shit
Man that's some rich shit coming from an aussie
Probably banging an aboriginal prostie
Your rhymes bounce off and hit you like glue
You wanna talk about wars? What about the emus?
>>71020896
Sharia nigga
Making Islam bigga
Bout to get pulled on the trigga
>>71020200
Your rhymes are wack, you're not an acrobat
You're a fox news cat and your guts are fat
Your economy is in flames and you're going under
This Aussie legend is bringing the thunder
I've got more ammo than you could possibly know
Because we pimp your army like a filthy hoe
We're the best destination for those in the know
But you know how we think, so where you gonna go?
Yo. It's me.
Your friend and Ally, Mr. C.
I want to talk to you about our maple leafs
We are so fly, it's hard to see!
Haha ! :-)
>>71020161
>nigger in the whitehouse nigger in your wife
deserves a grammy
>>71019520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8--vbk5S6E
Jeb rap is best rap
>>71019520
you're a faggot, and a retard. with a girls hand bag and a v-card.
>>71020896
living in the land of the damned
used to be an empire, now your another Pakistan
most popular name used to be dan, now it's mohammad
better not drink outside or else you'll get busted
by the sharia police
who want you to follow the religion of the peace
>>71019520
>>71021011
go figure, american obsessed with the nigga
the only thing bigger is your waist, get thinner
>>71021122
Oh, we'd better make way for the cuck brigade
You import shitskins because you can't get laid
There's no need for me to call you a joke
Because you voted for weed and you can't even toke
>>71021181
Yo check out this rhyme my white friend
It's comfy here at the world's southernmost end
I get to see Europe burned by rapefugees
While Macri increases utility fees
And when I see Americucks dying for Israel
I can only type L-O-L
>>71021181
You're country is cucked, with niggers and apes
Now you added muslims so American's goat-rape
Not my fault that you fell in love with Abdul
And Sanders is a wanker cuz he loves cucked fools
But you got redhicks and based hillniggers
to bring old Trump and give Bernie the finger
>>71021283
Sup Nigel glad you could make it
Here's Ahmad's dick, your wife will take it
Or maybe you could try your daughter's hand
Like the horrific betrayal in Rotherham
>>71021122
Oh look it's another faggot from Quebec
Just want to say your country gets no respect
A bunch of weak cunts and a leader with shit for brains
The only reason you're even relevant is because of Drake
>>71021286
Yo, that's rad
Because your lyrics are very bad.
Now I'm forced into this inclination
To sue you for your racist defamation.
>:-(
STEP BACK BITCHES, IMMA TOAST IN EPIC BREAD
NVM, FOOLED YA, 'CAUSE /pol/'S BEEN LONG DEAD
SO IMMA TELL YOU NIGGAS, I AM L-Y FUCKING LYRICAL
ENTERING THE THREAD, NEWFAGS GETTIN' ALL HYSTERICAL
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, TIME TO LURK MOAR HERE
BROWSING ON PAGES AND GUESS WHAT I SEE?
IS THAT A CAMWHORE ASKING FOR ADVICE?! FUCK NO!
SO IMMA TELL HER SHOW YOUR TITS OR GEE-TEE-EF-OH!
SO I CONTINUE MY ADVENTURE AND I SEE A B'AWW THREAD
ITS FILLED WITH BETA FAGGOTS WHO ALL WANNA BE DEAD
SO JUST GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, SEE IF WE CARE
MAYBE SOMEONE OVER HERE HAS STILL SOME FUCK LEFT TO SPARE
NOW NEXT UP, THE FUCKING TRAP FAGS
I WANNA BEAT THESE HOMO CUNTS, AND BREAK THEIR FUCKING LEGS
"But i'm not gay, i just really like the cock!"
STFU ABOUT YOUR HOMO ISSUES NO-ONE GIVES A FUCK
YOU GUYS DEMOLISHED, IT JUST WASN'T FAIR
NOW I'VE GOT TO GO GUYS, I'M MOVING TO BEL-AIR.
>>71021590
Your style is generic, mines authentic made,
I roll like a renegade, you'll need clinic aid,
My techniques bizarre and ill, I scar and kill,
You were a star until I served you like a bar and grill,
And I proceed to cook and grill ya, That’s all it took to kill ya,
You betta recognize me as if I look familiar,
You wanna battle?
You beat around the bush like you’re scared to lick pussy so you eat around the tush, I need a clown to push, someone that I can bully.
Wait a minute, I don’t think you understand fully,
See me without a style is like mustard without the Heinz,
I lead the new school, you're a 'busta without the rhymes,
I'll crush the shit out ya lines
>>71021650
+1 Winner Beat
>>71021590
SAVAGE
>>71021781
HELLO ITS ME MC PAJEET
FROM DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
gang raping all your western bitches
and pouring acid on their faces
while my hand is covered in feces
we are the most Aryan of all races
>>71020436
Brasil, literally what the fuck
Why you always gotta type stupid shit up
Whether in varrock or in your native cuck
It's always HueHueHue talkin outyo nuts
Skeeting on the keyboard everyday
We all scratch our heads wonderin watchoosay
A few of your women are 10/10 babes
But that's no excuse for forgetting to ever use your brain
I would continue but you gave me cancer
Talking to you is like sucking off a panzer
Boom, did you get blown the fuck out?
Naw it's just the sound of your government's reach around
Murrican and proud
>>71021537
Look at this Hindu who thinks he's a Sikh cunt
I know poo'ing in the loo is not your strong suit
But can you please at least try to act civilized?
You know rape is not a hobby, right?
And you can't bathe in a river full of dead bodies, right?
And that you can't go to space with poo as the fuel?
And you cant defecate unless its inside a loo?
So I hope you understand my little friend Rajesh
I'm jut trying to educate so you can gain some respect
>>71022527
Hungary
What and irrelevancy.
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>>71022527
#notallMuslims #notallIndians #notallMen #notallBananas #notAllHungarians #notall#
>>71022527
10/10
>>71022841
ITALIANO, PIZZERINO BURDELLO BUM BUM
>>71022659
Oi, watcha think braow?
I fucked Ahmed last night,
Straight up in his Naowse
Ye, I loike traps,
and I love em quranic
Especially the hairy ones
turbodrinkin dear Allah's tonic
>>71022918
Poland, you lowland, you think your race is white
But really, you're Slavs just like the rest of Europe's shite
You rode fucking horsemen
While being invaded by Norsemen
You might have no sandniggers,
but Slavs are Europe's landniggers.
>>71022918
It's Poland they joke I cannot go into space
But in Europe I have the purest race
Too bad I'm still a dirty slav
Cleaning toilets for Hans ain't rad
>>71023120
>>71023132
60% white
>>71022607
>Sikh cunt ---> holy shit that was dope
But why all these Aussies talkin thinkin they're GOAT?
So many stars but nothing bright was ever spoken
Your one quality is being shit-tier token
How many bets does it take for you to matter
When your chest gets the sting, served on a Rey's platter
Like Star Wars shining everything that is wrong
We make yo bitches wet like they be singing Hillsong
>>71023221
I don't like your unskilled workers coming and taking our wages. That is all.
>>71023132
This argie,
He doesn't want to be black.
About as likely
As getting the Falklands back.
fuck off nigger
>>71023132
Argentina, no joke, just a spic with a spade
Couldn't build a toilet cuz he's a lazy ass maid
Lazy spics can't do anything but rum
Just like niggers who only work for cum
But Argentina is based so I baked him a muffin
But Jogre just stole cuz he dindu nuffin.
>>71023531
Nordic culture has a rich history of verse.
Suttungs mjod and all that.
>>71022527
>while my hand is covered in feces
nigga wut?
>>71023395
Denmark ain't he man
More like dreaming
Swallow arab semen
Dick in mouth
Block the nose
The bitch is not breathing
>>71023904
Almand kan råbe
Almand kan buldre
Ubunden tunge taler sig stygt afsted.
>>71023395
i have it in my ass, ahmed
>>71022607
Zero flavor, just like your outback down under.
>>71024369
Well get it outta your ass then, Igor.
>>71024652
Indians, you smell like shit
Go poo in the loo, you better learn that quick
You make me sick, you curry niggers awful
Hope pakistan nukes you so you start eatin falaffel
You got shit on your head, underneath your turban
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS, anywhere that's urban
Drinking cow piss like it's lemonade
I pray to Shiva that she take your shitty lives away
Fuck India
>>71022607
Holy fuck you fucking abos
Fucking shitting this thread
You should sniff some fucking gasoline
And maybe you'll be dead
But in the land down under who gives a shite
You'll be slurping on some shitty and disgusting vegemite
From Perth to New South Wales
There's nothing but dropbears and nu-males
Honestly what the fuck is wrong with you
Why are you so sad
Maybe a shark biologist will find our why you're mad
Australian achieves are Wolverine
and a few bits and bobs
but the one that tops it all is being shitposting gods
Honestly behind every aus flag there is an even bigger fag
It's quite sad how you gag
On Emu cock
Something you turned into a fad
Before of course you practiced it on your kangaroo dad
Oh cheer up little lime
Have a golden gaytime
Maybe Americans won't fuck you this time
Well then good day
Jack off in a coral reef bay
Don't even bother replying
With that internet would you even consider trying
I'll be off, toodleloo
oh and ps, your beer tastes worse than piss from a poo in loo
>>71024338
Bitch ass faggot, this aint a board of peace
So fuck out of here with your orc horde speak
White cross, hang yourself like a sadist
You bite cock, muzzie dick, like it's a danish
>>71025237
>orc horde speak
savage, anon
>chuck me a beat
fucking.. what.. that isn't an expression reginald
>>71025170
Pay debts you greasey nigger
Don't make Germoney pull the trigger
Refugee population getting bigger and bigger
But your economic hole gettin deeper and deeper
Fuck peace
NUKE GREASE
>>71025170
God damn those are some pretty hot lines
Now I see why your peeps can't afford pennies or dimes
You waste it all buying throwaway bars
while your economy is ran over by EU reject cars
Such a shame, you used to be gods
But now you're overrun by bailed out dad bods
And political circlejerks worse than a mob bomb
When I look at you I forget it's real life, not a romcom
muthafucka burger eatin' cold NEET'n
ride your scooter to the wal mart meeting
ridin' that plane gotta buy double seating
one foot on the scale an you know that's cheating
heavy breathing, shuffle to the buffet
gonna make another asian go bankrupt today
gotta wipe your ass with a stick on a rag
shootin your gun and waving your flag
>>71026012
Je ne parle pas anglais.
>>71025237
Yet i am a freeman
But you talk like a boy
My life was on lock and I needed a key
Little did I know the key was a dick and my face was a lock
All I need was a cock in my mouth
I needed a switch
I don't wanna fuck chicks
I just gotta dis my licks and get my fix from a pile of dicks stacked up like bricks.
Chubby dicks, stubby dicks, fat dicks, skinny dicks, black dicks, curvy dicks, any dicks
Call your friends form a dick lick party
Compliments to me and my bag of dick sucking tricks
>>71026091
Fat burger you think you got flo?
Your bitches be getting jacked by da negro
Just give up your country is destined to fail
Now be a good goy and go die for Israel
>>71021009
Damn son
>>71026365
More like "a semen slurping good goy"
Not sure what's manly about taking it up the ass
How's your gun rights? Oh, I see you'd rather pass
>>71026748
Good one, we sold out too much.
>>71026748
Yo I'm from the States
Sucking Trumps stump
Like to one cares
We get rekt by Jews
Whatever it fucking takes,
I'm Rich Piano
>>71026012
A fucking Americunt
Calling me a nigger
Guess what
60% white
and getting fatter and bigger
Oh and is the only rhyme you have end with -er
That's why they call you an uneducated burger
Shoot up a school and think of some memes
Because the waifus you want to fuck exist only in your dreams
Big talk, bombs and bombs
Let's see you one on one
Oh yeah that happened
FUCKING VIETNAM
While our economy might be kind of shit
Guess who'll be feeling the Bern
Hasta la vista, dick
>>71026967
Roast a roach,
call it dead,
Turkey shits called for your head,
Merkel laughs, lets it fly.
Thrown in roach prison to die.
>>71026620
It's true, the Jews are running loose
But jokes on you, guess who you're talkin to?
Call me jiggaboo but since WW2
Your ladies be hunting for my dick like kiwi barbecue
Yes, I'm voting trump for my burger wall
Yes, I know one day this shitty place might fall
But my country has much at stake while y'all
Comfortably rest nuzzled in The Queen's aging balls
>>71026976
>Shoot up a school and think of some memes
Because the waifus you want to fuck exist only in your dreams
Fuck. I think I'm done.
>>71027751
Thank
I get really creative when I take shits
>>71027751
I'm that based pairate that raided burgerboi treasure chest
They tried to attack us and kill our set
We kill 'em and send back to their eagle nest
>>71028061
Lookie here, it's the original city state
Now a fucking embarrassment to Alexander the Great
Athens, Sparta, the cradles of democracy
Now reduced to the EU economic mockery
How did this happen? Everyone wants to say
It's a result of your lazy ass 6 hour work day
What happened to Greece? How can this be?
The worst country that borders the Agean Sea (worse than Turkey!)
Your country is a failure, it's something hard to accept.
Now back up, go to work AND PAY YOUR FUCKING DEBTS
>>71028455
Sparta wasn't a cradle to democracy
No 6-hour work day in Greece
Our country has highest pay in all of the Balkans
Greece is the most hardworking country in the EU
3/10 Needs reworking
>>71028295
I went out on a boat with a rocket in a gall
To conquer the great monster "Iron whale"
They shot me with sound
I sailed back to ground
content to beat my kids with a flail
>>71028572
more of a result of early retirement and guaranteed pensions, right?
>>71028661
Lazy social workers, the pension thing is a myth, most people of pension age in Greece still work
>>71028061
"Oh yeah that happened FUCKING VIETNAM" was also brutal. Props
10/10 would battle again another day.
>>71028749
See you then fucboi
;^)
>>71028720
>the pension thing is a myth, most people of pension age in Greece still work
Interesting. So what really happened then? From my perspective, it was a total economic disaster.
>>71019520
>tfw I've tried /pol/ rap battles with no responses
how do you do this? I've tried every friday for the past few years.
I'll get you all beats in a min.
>>71028720
A lazy degenerate
Who can't pay his debts
Overflowing with migrant shit
I bet the EU regrets
>>71028833
Socialism happened
If you see how Greece was before 2008, it was based in the eyes of the world, 300, Olympics, Mundobasket, etc etc.
Then the recession happened right when we were at our best.
>>71019520
those glasses have to be fake.
>>71028720
What's the capital of Greece? About 10 bucks.
Your country's so irrelevant, don't give any fucks
Your Shitty retorts can't stop me,
I'll drop you faster than Greece's GDP
>>71029094
>What's the capital of Greece? About 10 bucks.
OFFICIAL THREAD BEAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMmwpbS1PNM
>>71028964
16 trillion
Does that number remind you of anything
Not dead Jews, Jamal von Ming
It's your even bigger debt
You're not even paying
Who are you to talk
Look at what the retard amerifat is saying
But you guys are lucky
You guys are totally sublime
You've got Jews managing your banks
Stealing every goyim dime
Now go, shoo
Destabilize a region
Now that MENA is done for go for the loo
Have you let your greatest ally do you a circumcision
US of A
The nation of every degenerate in the LGBTQA
Keep waving the rainbow flag
Like every leftie fag
You are hillary's lapdogs
Black and mexican fuck goats
Drink your sorrows away, for I've raised the bar
Oh I remember, Americans can't drink
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>71023110
Look who showed up,
Hey there, Pajeet!
Surprised you're not out
Shitting in the street.
Posting rhymes on /pol/,
What are you trying to do do?
You can't diss people
If you can't poo in the loo
Your country, India,
It's a shit-covered land.
Your typing on your keyboard,
With your shit-covered hands.
>>71026976
Greasy
